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AboutI do and do not exist. I preffer memes over social interaction. Bellow you can see list of my skills and shit. > install gentoo
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SkillsEnterprise brainfuck dev, hacking using vb gui, professional asocial, IE6 and PHP5 fanboy, css programmer, source controll over dropbox, wordpress dev and certified retard, raspberrypi production server admin, radical dark background user
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Location127.0.0.1
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When you are trying to debug Android apps and need to find small string in that huge spam logcat is giving you...
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My dreams came true. My first ++ shower. I would like to thank my mother, my father, sister, dog, brother, classmates and @bitsnpieces for believing in me and showing me such a support and love. Thank you! ❤
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RegEx is same magic as machine learning. You punch the keyboard untill you get desired output, just a bit less cool.
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OK ONCE MORE MY EYES WILL SEE THIS RETARDS CODE I AM GONNA MAKE 9/11 A FUCKING JOKE
This retard was able to make something simple as a some sorting algorithm not like everyone else quicksort with big O notation around O(n) , or like some other students some wired implementation of bubble sort with their O(n^2), or just copypaste first result on google after you search C++ sorting algorythm, this guy was able to use all kinds of "O'RLY?"s meme books, for example "Copypasting code from StackOverflow", "Obscuring your code using C pointer magic", "Trying stuff untill it works" and "Using convulted programming practices to piece together somewhat functional product". While everyone else was able to implement such shit in like a 100 lines, this retard was able to create something literally noone else understood. 3 hunderd lines of some magic that I was able to understand with teacher after 25 minutes of literal reverse engineering his shitty code. He is not good or smart, he just have no idea what's he doing so he is programming by trial end error and after it makes code that does the job, he submit it to the teacher. We were not able to test his code on Arduino we are running our code on (which I think is pretty cool since it pushes (most of) us to make faster and smarter code), because his code literally used more RAM than the Arduino has so he got F after wasting around 10 hours on this magic code since our teacher wants us to understand that code and explain it - which he obviously was not able to do. I guess that sales of my homework codes will go up for our next homework. 😂
TL:DR: Guy used some C++ magic, failed his homework after around 10 hours of work/copypasting from StackOverflow, got F and wrote code not with bigO(n^2) notation but with "yo mama fat O(n^n) notation"
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Rule 34 ½: For every programming problem, there is already related XKCD, StackOverflow question and indian guy explaining it on YouTube. <3
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