Tomorrow is my last day at work and I found the perfect farewell message

Lmao who does ths

At job
Im ready to work on a new web site.

Wait for content... Wait for content... Wait for content... Wait for content... Wait for content

You have 3 week to do it completely
🤔🤪

Found this gem somewhere on dev.to 😂😂

passionately making love on Friday morning.

Cellphone buzzes for WhatsApp notification, ignored.
Call ignored, SMS ignored, again call, ignored.

She : whose that bitch calling you?
Me : it's no one important.
She : Checks WhatsApp, message from CTO, server crashed.
Me : Umm, darling, I need to fix this.

It's been 2 days she hasn't answered my call after she left.

A shop donated this make up sample to my wife.
The container now is on my pc: the slogan is Immortal reset.

I just wanna show you guys our branches.

Your privacy is compromised

Good 'ol days.

It aways

Found this good one XD

Motherfucker I'm back.

http 500 internal server error

In response to:
https://devrant.com/rants/2149067/...
I took your advice.
She said yes 😁

Android Studio got you! 😂🔥

Trying to debug something ... someone is looking for attention

Living my best life, not too far from my computer, in the shade, with coffee 😁✌️hope you're all having a great day

Some ideas for variable names. Thank me later :))

1. bool sheet;
2. int entionally;
3. char mander;
4. double penetration;
5. string cheese;
6. long schlong;

Everytime

Back to university from vacation 😢

Here’s a poster with a super short description of each one to help you keep track and find some new useful Linux tools.

I am missing my ex girlfriend like a missing ; at a statement.

This comment deserves a separate post 😂😂

Sudo trees

My team: gets fired

8 other colleagues: here’s our notice, we leavin

Love it, they’re left with 4 devs so good luck finding people who know how to work in your 20 year old legacy that every app in ur company is built on lul

Laides and Gentelmen! It my pleasure to present to you the next level in the Linux desktop! MATERIAL SHELL!!!

https://github.com/PapyElGringo/...

Demo video: https://i.imgur.com/2UVZTnk.mp4

This is the problem with iot

Who else faces this?😂

You are so awesomeee!!! Thanks for the ++’s @BlueNutterFly

So....
I was just told why the company's code has no documentation...

Quote: "It enforces devs to write simpler/better code"

Oh and added bonus - the whole backend is PHP with a bunch of tweaked libraries.