GDPR done right. 😂😂

Never leave your login on a postit

Oops...

Hey guys and girls! Wanna see some booshiet?

O..ok "coders"

Here we go again??

If you don't realize this early on in JavaScript, it will fuck you up.

Just found out about OpenAGE - Age Of Empires 2 for Linux!
Compiling now..

Gets me everytime :3

I wish any of my friends could understand it.

Story of my life

When your girlfriend deletes the private repository after breakup

New engineer : How do you estimate how long a project will take..?

Seasoned engineer : I add up the time required for each task, then multiply the sum by π.

New engineer : Why π ?

Seasoned engineer : It ensures that all my budgets are irr-rational..

"I have 4G in my phone"
Me: That's bullshit! We don't have 4G yet in our country.
*Shows me the phone*
"4 GB"

Uhn.... yeah

The other day my girlfriend said that i could learn French in two weeks and proceeded to be preplexed when I said that obviously I couldn't.

She actually believed that me being able to learn a programing language In a week or two meant I could do it with any language.

devRanter : YESSSSSS!!!!!! 5 more to get a free stressball!

dfox : (nope!) You can get a free stressball if a rant you posted has got more than 750++.

devRanter : DAMN IT!

I finished two projects. Both of them need to connect to each other. However, the tool to do that is not currently licensed to achieve my desired outcome. I email my boss to check the status of the license key I need, that they promised, and the only thing I get back is "Correct." Seriously? 😠 The person who has the company credit card and authority to buy, also the same one that gives me a deadline to turn this shit in, can't give me the time of day to respond to an email? Their response wasn't even relevant. I've been trying to move beyond this roadblock for a week now! I'm a pretty independent guy, but I'm not going to buy the license myself for a tool that I didn't even want to use. So when someone comes to my cube and I'm raging on Steam, ✋ I don't want to hear anything about company time, because mine isn't being respected either. 👊👊

He should make tutorials: "How to cause an exception"

After a point...

At funeral

Working with that one friend that likes to design things like this:

The awesome moment when a client claims that you are nothing but a script kiddy only minutes before you reveal a $1400 vulnerability on his site 😂

Async/await, welcome to the family of JavaScript😀

At work today, a colleague was talking to a customer. Only maccer in the building (every other Linux (support) engineer uses Linux).
CW: ahhh we understand eachother, Mac is the way to go!
*Gets nasty looks from about all Linux engineers*
CW: I'm going to retract that since I want to make it to the end of this day alive 😅

*Everyone laughing*

Mom : there's a letter for you. It's from USA. Are you in trouble ?

Me : oooouh shit what have I done ?

Fiuuuuu..NSA still not tracking my buggy code 😂

Thanks but don't tell my boss

Make fun of your manager or system admin by this. Tell me what happen next!

This is where US's bandwith is going

It all makes sense now...