You know you're bored when you boot up a random arch iso and just start seeing how fast you can break an install .-.

Started repairing this radio from 1954 - I bought it for only £12 from a charity shop!

v2 production release, day 4:

0 Issues reported

*drops mic

I have the best team.

The worst thing about Java is, that it created a generation of coders, that think OOP is the opposite of FP.

I recently finished a big project. Now I feel empty, even though there's a lot to improve on.

Thanks for the great info Google!

Random acts of cuteness. This is my wife’s new therapy dog. It’s a King Charles Cavalier Spaniel.

It didn't take long to replace my instagram discovery page from showing attention seeking bitches to stylish cars and programming related stuffs.

Life is much better already now.

I start programing in 8th grade as hobby, write games. I got job in just 50$ a month.
The part is, I work 3 years in same.

Now after 13 years of work I got a job here in my current company, where we developers got our desired respect. I can say a good sallery too.

But I think sallery doesn't matter mucch, if your bosses are not nuts and they can understand the problems of developers.

Windows Update.

Enough said 😤

P.S. been 2 hours already 😭

"Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life" is probably the truest statement, but there's a lot of people who get the definition muddled.

They think "Oh well that means there wont ever be hard days and there'll never be times where I'll struggle or get frustrated, and it means I'll go home at the end of the day feeling refreshed and ready to do it forever ad infinitum"

There absolutely will be days where you're fuckin done with semicolons or that you've had it with other devs, but the saying doesnt mean any of that. What it means is that while you may dislike the corporate environment or the fact that you dont really care for it after work hours, while you're doing your tasks in their purest form, you're not really feeling all too bad.

I know a lot of people have gripes with this statement. Pull your finger out of your ass and admit that either you don't love it anymore or that you didn't really understand exactly what it was you were loving all that much in the first place.

I have heard, People are really nice here.

Is it weird to like being in the office a couple hours before everyone else shows up so I can start my day with peace and quiet?

I love my job. Minus that 1 stupid guy who I don't understand how he was hired. And minus one of the managers messaging me after hours to do work. Everyone else is alright, need to find a way to hide from that manager and work on projects exclusively with other managers D:

Anyone else ever felt like hiding from management? Lol

If you know what I mean!!

Thats me.. Everytime..

my meme

while(isAlive(DevRant))
{
Smile();
Humour++;
Innovate();
Knowledge++;
}

A Debian-based cup of morning coffee 😁

pardon the crummies

When GitLab rethinks its third party telemetrie.

https://gitlab.com/gitlab-org/...

#10YearsChallenge

Hey Machine Learners and AI pips, whats the algorithm for detecting if a person is an asshole? :p

Happened only once!! 😃😃

Friend: Do you think you could make an app that does X?

Me: Yes but I'm not an app developer so haven't had much experience with app design so might take a while

Also friend: What sort of programmer are you? It's basic shit

My friends don't seem to understand that the programming loop for game development (Mostly background asset management) and app development is like trying to ask why a bull and a bull frog won't breed...Yes they both have bull in the name but they are 2 fucking different cunting things...

Fuck open office spaces.

A few months ago I landed a super sweet job as a senior full stack developer, mainly going to work with their Python microarchitecture. The company pays well, has a sweet balance between freedom and responsibility, 30 days vacation etc.

During the recruiting process they walked me around the office that was super cozy with 14 devs in on large room and 10 people from marketing in another. They also mentioned that they would move and merge office with operations and customer service (around 100 more people) in a few months.

Life was good in the old office, I thought that this is the company where I will work for a looooong time.

Now we are in the new office and its fucking shit. No walls or FUCKING CEILINGS between departments. Right above my head there is balcony with customer service talking loud as fuck 24/7. Everyone that is not a developer is just so fucking loud.

I have to use earplugs AND earmuffs to get silence, or blast my ears with way to loud music. Every day around lunch I'm completely done mentally.

I know I'm extra sensitive to noise because of my ADHD, but seriously who the fuck thought this was a good idea?

All the devs have told our boss what needs to be done. If they listen i don't know. In the meantime I will start looking for a new job....

Warning: Don't offend this guy!

I saw a guy building a website today.
No React.
No Vue.
No Ember.
He just sat there.
Writing HTML.
Like a Psychopath.

"Android charger" is one of the most infuriating phrases I can hear.