diploma || certificate == "I am somehow warranted to write shit and get away with it"
## WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS FUCKING WORLD?!!!!

This is halarious 🤣🤣

BOSS: Are you sure you are testing in development?

DEVELOPER: Yeah, the changes are local

Article title: "Mastering React component composition using children"

<image of a couple holding a baby>

Image caption: "Parents with child."

**Reads the title again**

Wait what?

Those LAN port splitter are getting out hand

I am the reference. Like a Boss :)

Meme intended for physics, but sometimes it also happens in progamming. I am looking at you Javascript.

Source: https://theladyscientist.tumblr.com/...

I am a backend web/android developer for quite some time now and have a good experience in this field and Yesterday, I lost several hours to the following typo: "127.0.01”

BIG DATA reality..

Too bad my inner social awkwardness would kick in and I wouldn't know what to say lol

Certainly contains a whole lot of hard drives.

Me using the Siri app on my iPhone:

Me: "Siri, call my wife."
Siri: "Samantha McLaughlin is not in your contacts."
Me: "Samantha Gibbs is my wife."
Siri: "I've added Samantha Gibbs as your wife."
Me: "Call my wife."
Siri: "Which wife?"

Interesting point of view 🤔

I am so glad that i learned at middleschool how to use excel😂

Me : "Hey, I can't find the comments.js file, do you know where it is stored?"
Co-worker : "Yep, look in the CSS folder"
Me : "OK, thanks!"

5 seconds later..

Me : "Wait, what?"

Linux is only free if your time has no value.

Imagine all the variables...

I'm no longer quitting with formal letters.

When I decided to comment my code

Top 6 programming languages:
6) All
5) Languages
4) Serve
3) Some
2) Purpose
1) C++

My everyday needs

Credit: LoadingArtist.com

When someone forks your repo, alters it, then redistributes it as their own 😔

That's how windows search is made

A little joke made by me :3

Me: *talking to my rubber duck*

Parents: "Who're you talking to?"

Me: "I'm calling my team"

Parents: *walks in*
Parents: "what the FUCK"

Fellow devs can understand...

captcha these days... 😂

Say hello to my new birdie 😎 €4,59 well spent 😁

My collection is growing...

Why am single 😂😂
On a date with a girl:
Her: Tell me what you do for a living
Me: I create my own stress and worries, sometimes these worries follow me in my sleep.
Her: Did they follow you here?
Me: Yes! Infact, I got it now. I think I forgot to install curl, that's why my API queries wouldn't work.
Her: Excuse me?
Me: I mean, I out of here, bug is fixed bit*h

Boss decided to limit Wi-Fi access only to company computers.
Ended up blocking everyone, including himself.