nintendo or networking equipment?

Respect ++

only elon musk is smart enough to realize there are smart people out there who can get shit done without a goddamn fcking degree

😂😂😂

Be careful while driving this car

Today I learned:

`/usr` stands for “universal system resources” not “user”

`/dev` stands for “device” not “development”

Had no idea.

I found such a treasure today in the production code.

One does not simply uninstall visual studio...one has to first update the installer

Savage designers....

Simple flowchart XD

Good definition for the algorithm...

If you’re:
- Always tired
- Feeling lost
- Constantly bored
- Indifferent toward the future
Then it’s time to realize you’re going through life on autopilot without any passion.

Find what you’re passions are and pursue them with everything you have. Stop wasting yourself.

Any frontend developer who can code backend system too?

Ps: this is just a meme please don't get serious, mates.

Professor: "Who here regularly backs up all their data?"
*Some people raise their hands*
Professor: "Who has at some point lost their data?"
*The exact same people raise their hands*

Sometimes I overthink things...

*food comes in at work today*
Fellow engineer: yum yum yum!
Me: apt apt apt!
All engineers: 😑

😅

The truth, whole truth, and nothing but there truth.

Eternal confusion.

Italian chef: We have the best spaghetti in the world
PHP developer: I doubt that

"We are looking for a GDPR expert to be hired in our company"

"I am an experienced data protection manager"

"Oh, fine! May you give us your phone number?"

"No"

"Your email address?"

"No"

"You're hired"

* Selects text to copy *
* Ctrl + C to copy *
* Selects text to be replaced with copied text *
* Ctrl + C again instead of Ctrl + V *

Instant rage.

Made my day 😂😂

This is my motivation.

This is my social and Dev life ;(

Girl: we need to talk

Me: OK

Girl: you seem to have more time for your computer than me. I want to know how important I am to you.

Me: You are the number 1 in my life.

Girl: *smiles and hugs me*

Me: (thinking)...Just that I start counting from 0

At a funeral.....

A visitor: What's the WiFi password here?

Priest: Respect the dead

Visitor: All small letters ?...

My grandma saw me programming for one whole day and she started to rant.

Grandma: "She's been sitting all day infront of her computer doing computer stuff! Electricity bill's getting higher!"
Mum: "Well at least she's not out late at night getting drunk and partying!"
Grandma: "Computer girl"

Who wants one?

Thats what i saw on a wall in New Delhi, India... Lol

Who else think this is awesome