"Let's add security later"

Ahhhhhhhhhhh I live for that moment when after debugging, you can finally close all those tabs one by one until the only one left is devrant.io 😎

The Web developer's equivalent to, "have you turn it off and on again":

"Try clearing the cache"

This is me everytime I SSH into my other linux computers, feels good man

Showed my wife devRant. Now she wants a similar app for salespeople: salesRant

My friend sent me this.

the advantage of dating a non-dev: she thinks I'm incredibly smart when I describe what I'm working on, when in reality I have no clue what I'm doing 🙃

Hello, I'd like to hear a Bluetooth joke ..

Applied for my first dev position last year. Interviewer asked for a code sample so I showed him some forum software I was working on at the time. I think my commit messages tanked the interview...

From Facebook...

This is just sad

Time to move to New York!

!rant

I am a professional programming master!

Oh, what language?

Language? English.

What do you use to program?

Scratch, it's like this hacking website

Step 1: Turn off any intellisense and debug tools.
Step 2: Code all day without running the code.
Step 3: Push everything to the build server and avoid looking at the result.
Step 4: Go home.

LIKE A BOSS!

I wrote a complex method for about 6 hours. Then I decided to test it via a console application...

It didnt print any output. After 2 hours of searching for errors I found the mistake: I never called the method. Guys... that's how you waste 2 hours of your life.

I just restarted my server. All pages returned 404. I spent over an hour debugging this, and eventually realised the php service wasn't even running.

Being a web developer somedays makes me feel like:

Wow! Look at that super awesome thing these guys coded, and I'm just sitting here aligning divs and changing font colors.

If programmers were doctors.

Doctor A: the patient is having heart attack
Doctor B: we have to reproduce the heart attack to be able to heal him
Doctor C: why dont we just remove the hesrt and install a new heart
Doctor D: human heart are bad, maybe we should use animal heart

When linux crashes : "OK, maybe i did a mistake, the program i made was bad or something like that"
When windows crashes : "THE FUCK THIS OS IS BULLSHIT !"

Thanks Google...

When people tell me their problems I immediately start coming up with solutions when really they just want sympathy.

Let's take a moment to appreciate the Wi-Fi at my workplace

Human V1.1

True evil

As a Python user and the fucking unicode mess, this is sooooo mean!

That moment when your app is not working as expected...

"You got infected with WannaCry because you didn't install updates"
"You got infected with NotPetya because you did install updates"
Users:

You know when the developer is in big trouble !

Someone just asked me to create a huge web application for them for free. Their logic is I can practice Java lol.

Every time you search "Google" into Google, God kills a kitten.