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the result was unexpected

Dear gradle, no offense but I believe Rome took less time to build!

Got a star on GitHub once

The transition from developer to manager.

Few months ago I made an app for my buddy. Because it was simple soundboard app (it literally took me 15 minutes) I haven’t took any money. He said it’s for personal use only...

So he released it under his name on Google Play Store... And now he asks me to add advertisements... For free... When I asked him what can I get from it, he said “you can add your name to Credits”

That’s how you loose trust and buddies!

I just got dropped from a project for taking 2 days leave. The client was like 'the rest of the team worked fine without him for 2 days, we don't need him!' :(

loving xkcd comics!

My first interview.

Interviewer looks at my resume, asks me questions about the projects that I had done at that time.

Tells me he hadn't done this much when he was of my age.

Rejected.

"Yeah so, we found someone better than you, who actually knows stuff. Sorry."

I guess my dog doesnt like Dev rant. Bye bye 1.5 year old stress ball :,(

A sad day it is

Doing web development on one monitor is a living nightmare.

1-3 windows or panals for coding
1 browser for previewing
1 broswer for google shit lol
multiple file explorers open
multi terminals

I see why 2 or more monitors is basically a necessity.

Good job apple.

Both Password and repeat password had the same typo! :(

Anyone here relaxes by cooking a dish?

I use normal vegetable oil, and lots of it. Don’t judge me.

When you see ads of adblockers
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Fuck you Adobe.

It doesn’t get said enough.

This is my collection of geeky stickers! Do you like it? :)

Next time I try to install a server, I should check if the Ethernet cable is not broken.

😐

Windows is such a great os. Especially after you installed the windows updates. Look what cool features it unlocked :

DevRant users are Dope❤.
Great to be a part of 50k Dev's all around the world.

"I did a windows update on my iPhone, and now Google maps won't work" (my mom's client, looking at Apple Maps)

If you name your methods a, b, c, x, z, etc

Then I hate you.

If the idiot wants me to help then use proper method names!

This week was my Boss's wedding,
So had most of the week off.

Took the free time to solidify my understanding of Docker.

Last night, I was finally able to Dockerize our whole architecture.
Deployed it today morning. Running without hiccups till now :')

Feeling amazing.

A HUGE FUCK YOU TO EVERY GODDAMN ONLINE STORE WHO NEEDS A CREDIT CARD NUMBER TO OBTAIN SOMETHING FREE.

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You're a bit too junior we need someone with a bit more experience.

Job was listed as junior/apprentice dev.

We just spent 30 minutes standing around watching Elon Musk launch his car into orbit.

I love working in IT.

Interview went well until i asked my questions about them.

"Are pet-projects a thing in your company"
... no.

"Can i attend programming gigs in a workweek, and are they paid by the company"
... no, no

"Any restrictions on the IDE"
... yes we only allow visual studio
"Wait, frontend web development in vs?"
... yes

"Do you develop in other languages then JavaScript"
... only Java

I calmly stood up, told them "I dont think that the company and I are a good fit. Thanks for your time."

Today I told my boss to move from windows server to Linux Based Server.

Boss: Linux Server is used for small and light projects only.
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Me: 😠🔫

!rant

*walks into university library*

*sits down at a computer 😶*

*looks around to see if anyone is looking 🙄*

*takes out laptop*

*unplugs ethernet from school computer and plugs into laptop 😯*

*50MB/s DOWNLOAD SPEEDS 😎😎*