My colleague printed a Helldivers helmet for Sir Jav'alot!

Dear EU friends. One of the curses laid upon you has been broken.

100%

Cooking something up. Firebase Machine Learning kit is actually awesome 🔥🔥🔥

This just arrived in the mail! I'm loving that free swag.

Ok bye....

Pushed to master on a Friday!

Well, ... Ok ...

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IDE war! 🔥

I swear all my clients are like these! I can probably teach a blind monkey faster than these idiots.

PC: marketoonist

Hey guys, I was wondering how are these images created and what are they called? are they SVG graphics?

Can we do that??? 😶

Today my current company fuck itself.

We were in negotiations about the end of my contract/mission, I want to quit to create a company around AI.

And the actual chairman said to me "You think too highly of yourself. I could find a tenth of people to replace you so shut up and take what we offer".

30 minutes later they received my resignation. 1h after that, the 15 dev under me resigned (after two year working with us they are clearly under paid). At the end of the day, the Head of product and the two good PO resigned.

This morning I get an email, talking about suing me as I made everyone resigned and asking for a meeting.
So I went to the meeting with a lawyer, they weren't expecting it. Boring legal stuff came after that.

And the funny fact: at the end of the meeting the CIO, chief ops and the SRE resigned as well.... As they didn't want to have the run it without all the team...

Funny day :)

Last month the main product, 90% of the company use it, was launched. And in three months 80% if the IT profiles will be out...

alright man thats enough

R3post !!!

Every job interview question ever

Roaming and browsing under mid-day Sun
It is running at 53°C

I searched nothing on playstore and I got nothing 😂😂😂

now we know

//TODO: Add Camera

Should I get my new domain for 12 months or 1 year? Decisions, decisions...

They call it $5/gb hotel wifi, i call it free uncapped 100meg fibre because your security sucks

Oh and they host their entire POS (and database with backups) on the same network accessible to every TV in the hotel

Not a coding test, but:

Them: So you are interviewing for a programmer opening. Do you like programming?

Me: yes.

Them: do you make logos?

Me: ...I can...?

Them: good because you won't always be writing code here.

Me: I'm out.

Misunderstanding ¯\( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)/¯

"We need the application working in Internet Explorer, fully responsive :)"

Credit imgur.

Exactly

Ok, im hired here as a frontender. Formally the designer did a bit of it. The site is shit. I want to fix everything about it basically. But, the thing is that we are working according to gitflow so someone has to check my code. But backend is like: thats frontend. And the designer is too busy and just wants to see the pixels. So who is checking my PR’s now? Guess i’ll do it eventually... it’s going to test first anyway

Sooo my friend asked my to become more active on steam and i did something about it! I'm going to be become the most activities steam user!