Git Bowl

I code using Vim to avoid memory leaks.
Nothing leaks outside Vim. Nothing ever leaves.

Me: I probably won't program today.
*go to my room lay on my bed and look at my phone *
Mhm.. *get an idea and go to my computer and begin to program*

Me: okay I'll just program for a bit.. I won't spend all day here.

*23 hours later*

Shit .. I need to sleep Dx

Mom : My washing machine is not working.
Please fix it.
Me : I am a computer engineer.
Mom : You are an engineer though.
Me : That's not how it works.
.
.
.
2 hours and many YouTube tutorials later
Me : It's done.
Mom : Didn't I tell you you can do it.

😁😁..

So that's how my packages gets delivered!

🇮🌱👛♨💶♦

Am I the only one who doesn't like calling MySQL as "my sequel"?

Torvalds doesn't give a fuck

If you have good eyes, list C# in your skills section.

What were you doing?

Side projects what got me job three times. Move your lazy ass and work on your projects AND actually finish at least one 😒

Sometimes I admire Linus Torvalds more for Git than for the Linux kernel.

A moment of respect to people who willingly spend time to help out other people on sites such as StackOverflow

Thank you so much chrome developers for this! Now web designers are free from pain of cache 🙌🏻

Girl: I love guys who are rich.
Me: I paid for sublime and winrar.
Girl: Your place or mine??

My email password has been hacked. That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.

Today's my birthday.

I want to remind everyone that we're all just kids pretending to be adults.

No one actually has it figured it out.

😊

Watched so many tutorials recently, my inner English voice started having an Indian accent!

When people tell me their problems I immediately start coming up with solutions when really they just want sympathy.

So how has coding impacted my life?

I lost 54 kgs. My girlfriend I mean.

We must develop and test our code

...via VirtualBox...

...running Windows XP...

...using IE...

..with vanilla Javascript...

...help me...

Source: /r/ProgrammerHumor

Difference between C# and Javascript
Me: Hold my cup of tea.
C#: That's not a cup of tea.
Me: Hold my cup of tea, with two teaspoons of sugar in it.
C#: That's not a cup of tea with two tea spoons of sugar in it.
Me: Hold my cup of tea, with two teaspoons of sugar and milk in it.
C#: That is not a cup of tea, with two teaspoons of sugar and milk it.
...
Me: Hold my cup of tea.
Javascript: I'll hold your cup of coffee.

Savage!!! (-Programming Geeks)

Boy: I like you 😘
Girl: I have a boyfriend
Boy: sudo I like you
Girl: I like you too 😘

😂

My 6 year old has been learning about trees at school, and had questions for me. Needless to say, she now has the best understanding of data structures in her class, and I expect parents evening will be "interesting"

The post button should say "Commit"

The best part of being an university student?

- Microsoft Imagine
- Office 365 for free
- GitHub Student Developer Pack
- JetBrains Product Pack for Students
- Spotify for only €4.99/month (instead of €9.99)
- Discounts for tech products

And if you're lucky also Adobe CC and AutoCAD.

The worst part?

- The university