1. Enter site

*YOU MUST DISABLE UR ADBLOCK TO USE THIS SITE*

2. Exit site

You think you're gonna fuck with me and force me to waste my time disabling adblock refreshing the site so i can browse your shitty site? No I'll just go ahead and open the next website that provides the same information and better yet doesn't force me to disable my adblock. Finding alternative site with same information like yours is abundant and much faster than me wasting my time disabling adblock. Fuck you

If you have an e-commerce site and you don't let me sort the products based on price, what the fuck are you doing?

Took me a VERY stressful 3 months but I finally got a job!!!

I'm 54 y.o.

I think I'm completely outdated in my skill, as in the last 14 years, I worked on a specific business problem, with an old technology: a JSP application + javascript + postgres.

I do understand software development, agile, web application development, linux server, basic/moderate AWS skills, etc.

Now they laid me off instead of including me in the evolution of version 2 of the software. Maybe covid, company had almost no cash-flow. Well they have now...So basically they fired me to find money to rewrite the application.

I feel without hope at my age.
I'm a generalist.
I can understand fairly well everything you'll throw at me, reactnative, angular, nosql, python, but I have little first-hand experience.

I don't have a lot of management skills, even if I've given frequent presentations to C-roles and board, and I implemented a whole agile methodology in my team.

I don't know what to do.
The amount of technology to study is huge nowadays. When I was younger I could get away with some php and java.

Full-stack developer is a big word for me. Maybe I could handle a full stack web application, but not from scratch.

I feel at my age, I'll compete with 20-something guys with better skills and lower salary requests.
I don't think I can pull a night anymore.

I'm trying to shoot high to management positions with no much success.
I'd like to go on developing, I know that there are 50-something developer out there, but who managed to find a new position at 55? at 60?

As soon as I finish the few money I spared, I'll be on the street, I'l be the "website for food" guy.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I just heard someone call GitHub a "social network for developers".
I have never felt so offended in my entire life.

So basically, we're all just constantly writing legacy code of the future. RIP programmer kids of today.

Helped this guy with one part of his project. Now i wake up everyday to can you do this for me requests.

It's evolving, just backwards.

I was hating on Postman for 10 minutes straight...
and then I found out it was me all along.

Turns out, it's an advantage if you actually select the proper environment before sending a request.
fuck me... coffee! ☕

Back here after a long time. Hey guys what's up?
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So I was recently pushing some code into github, and i realized that i had over 500 repos, 400 of them being forks. I guess my 3yrs before self had thought that he will be the only saviour of all the android libs in the world.

So i am thinking of re organising my complete github ; like nuking the forks, combining my multiple mini project repos to 1 and keeping the repos to at most 10-12.

Is that a good idea? I mean companies usualy judge by github profiles, and after reorganising, most of my commit history would be lost.

<You know , tech world is weird. in real life, people are judged by their homes, so they keep their home tidy. but here, people are judged by their github profiles, so they keep their github profiles messy>

"I created the Best NodeJS framework of all time. Because other frameworks are so stupid.

Check out my work https://github.com/mayajs/maya

All other frameworks are dumb. mine is the best.

Support mine instead. NestJS sucks.

Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/IgnacioMack
"
Fuck you

Sometimes I wonder what the hell I'm up to

Definately Linus Torvalds

"Software is like sex; it's better when it's free"

"Computer is like an air conditioner, it becomes useless when you open windows"

cant we already get to a point where we have one single fat datetime format in CS...

ISO this, RFC that, UNIX those

Would you rather give up coding or give up beer?

Well I might be asking too much, but is it possible to get a mentor for free in learning android development and perhaps get help from him/her to land a job?
About me: I'm an undergraduate student, currently unable to get a job because of COVID-19. I have experience in Programming problem solving. I also do android development for about 2 years and have 2 apps published in google play store.

Right Ctrl be like - You guys are getting clicked? XD

Now that most people at our company is working remotely at home, the worst thing is that everyone thinks I can somehow magically fix their home network..

RIP FTP 😢

People in Stackoverflow who get the most upvotes

apparently, pair programming means one writing the code and the other cracking jokes

My company is a joke so I wrote my resignation in comic sans. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Every Indian tutorial guy that was actually useful.

fuck it im making a startup

When I read the rants here it's like people don't love their work or would rather not make their children be a developer someday.

Where's the Care Bears when you need them.

Come back to semi-darkness. Dev is fun!

Serious Programmer be like bro

That moment that you need something but your skillset isn't good enough to make it and your time is too limited to learn it.

I fucking hate those moments.

Why is it so hard to read a 15 pages paper or article? I read hundreds of fiction pages or news in a day, but reading 100 lines of a scientific paper is a pain in the arse and I lose concentration by line 3.
Fak.

Things I learnt by attending meetings from home:

* Wear pants even if no one can see them
* After meeting is done, turn off your computer to ensure it has ended.
* Mute and screen share is not reliable
* Tell your family members that you will have a meeting so they do not do anything weird.