Ok then...

If you're working on close to hardware things, make sure you run static analysis, and manually inspect the output of your compiler if you feel something's off - it may be doing something totally different from what you expect, because of optimization and what not. Also, optimizations don't always trigger as expected. Also, sometimes abstractions can cost a fair amount too (C++ std::string c/dtor, for example, dtors in general), more than you'd expect, and in those cases you might want to re-examine your need for them.

Having said all that, also know how to get the compiler to work for you, hand-optimization at the assembly level isn't usually ideal. I've often been surprised by just how well compilers figure out ways to speed up / compactify code, especially when given hints, and it's way better than having a blob of assembly that's totally unmaintainable.

Learnt this from programming MCUs and stuff for hobby/college team/venture, and from messing around with the Haskell compiler and LLVM optimization passes.

Just spent 3 hours trying to debug something that worked yesterday because SOMEONE thought he had a better idea of how to do it. Holy fucking shit. It worked perfectly and you started deleting my code because you didn't understand it. How about trusting that I know what I'm doing since idk I spent 2 weeks reading up on it to be able to write this. What pisses me off the most is knowing he only does this to my code because he doesn't trust me as I am a) younger than him and b) a woman.

STOP ALREADY. JUST FUCKING STOP. So fucking fed up with having my work scrapped in favor of yours because you are a fucking control freak and think I'm stupid.

So Google is currently talking to US Congress. And this guy is also there.

I have a teacher that does nothing but reading from powerpoint slides.
Wrote a script that does a better job.

Javascript.

new rule in company

No headphones while coding

job hunting start......

Some reviews can make you go nuts...

Dear web developers: please use the "Accept-Language" header to determine what language to use, not some weird, whacky geolocation script. That header exists for a reason.

Yes Google - that includes you.

START FUCKING USING GIT.

😅

The creation of an e-ink usb stick showing how much space is in use was to this day one of the best things lexar ever did.

Devrant has a critical performance issue. It kills my performance. I believe more users can be affected

Lol, prob repost but funny anyway.

!rant

Really love my new mug 😍

Motorola.

Nice bang for buck with their mid-range phones, but the OS basically doesn't get updated and the support is shit.

Dear tiger, I love you but I HAVE A LINUX PENGUIN NOW 😍❤

Thanks @trogus!

Well I was in search for an internship and there was this Remote one posted online giving Rs1000(14$) for a month.

All he wanted was a fully functional clone of Coursera with hosted on AWS with videos of around 2-3TB streaming from S3 in a month :)

I asked him about his AWS costs and he replied - "Use the Internship money I'm giving you it won't cost much."

Got an Acer 18.5" monitor.
Took me more than an hour to get correct resolution on my lubuntu.
And still looking for answer and fixing.
I know I will eventually fix it soon (hopefully).
But this kind of things shouldn't exist in this days and age :/

New avatar pet for our Linux crew: The Majestic Penguin!

Fuck. My new job in the public sector requires me to sign paper applications to access JIRA or git. It takes them 4 days to process, so now I am waiting at home doing nothing. I’ll still get paid a competitive developer salary, though.

If you are a EU citizen from a country that subsidizes Poland, you can be sure that your taxes are well spent on my couch :)

There's a special place in Hell for people who design APIs that returns 200 but then put error messages in the response body.

Freefilesyncs installer made my day.

made my day

Best error message ever seen

Blah blah blah JavaScript is the worst blah blah blah clients suck blah blah blah everyone’s an idiot

Am I instafamous yet?

['🥚','🐔'].sort();

Now I know the truth ...according to JS.

Push people to review my PRs to merge before a teammate so I don't have to rebase my branch

I had to install a program whose setup file size was 3GB and I already had that setup in my pendrive, but my pendrive was in the other room so instead of going there and bringing that pendrive, I re-downloaded the setup.

My other room is hardly 5m away

"warranty void if seal is broken"
Me: "seal isn't broken"

The new Microsoft totally not an iMac pro: complete with totally not a magic keyboard, totally not a Magic Mouse, and totally not an Apple Pencil. And an aluminum circle...?

Seriously, even the image on the display is totally ripped from the MacBook Pro Touch Bar launch event

Come on guys...