C: application not working
Me: k. What changed?
C: we didn't make changes
Me: k... *gets a tech team (W) on the phone*
W: Hey, what's broken?
Me: C's application. How do things look?
W: running healthy. I'll check logs.
Me: thanks. *gets tech team (S) on the line*
S: hey, everything clear on our end, will check logs.
Me: thanks *gets tech team (U)*
U: hey! They asked us to deploy their new version today during normal deployment time. Is it acting up?
Me: C, what did you change?
C: nothing major, just how we connect to W and S...
W&S: are you shitting me???
Me: U, will you please roll it back?
C: no! Must stay on this version, you need to fix your side!!
Me: nope. *calls U boss (UG)*
UG: U, you have my permission to roll back, they need to fix. C, if your boss doesn't like it, have them call me.
*rollback fixes problem*

IF I FUCKING ASK YOU WHAT THE FUCK YOU CHANGED, YOU BETTER TELL ME THE TRUTH, OR I WILL STRIP YOUR CODE OFF OUR FUCKING SYSTEMS AND SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT. MY JOB IS TO HELP YOU AND YOU NEED TO BACK TO FUCK UP AND NOT GET IN THE WAY OF MY JOB OR YOU WON'T HAVE ONE ANYMORE.

I've got a new mug for work. It's German for 'I hate people'. Isn't it fucking beautiful?

Dude you've been in college for 4 years and you still don't know how to make a for loop in C. Why are you still here?!! I hate it when I have to carry 2-4 of these people every semester because of "group projects"!

I hate these people so much who are like: "Hey, make a website for me!" - "I don't know. Maybe. What will you pay me?" - "Lol, what? You want money for that?"

Fucking hell, yeah! I would never have thought I'd ever have to specifically emphasize that, but I'm glad I work with actual professionals now.

Finally a company that considers me what I am: a professional. They don't try to fuck me over at any goddamn opportunity, they ask me for help without considering me a smartass, and they help me without thinking I'm an idiot.

It's really weird that I hate almost everybody on first sight, but the company I currently work with now consists ENTIRELY of people I instantly liked. That's like a fucking jackpot, like winning the freaking lottery.

Am I dead, heaven actually exists, and heaven's bouncers are dumber than Berlin's club bouncers or what?

True. Fucking. Bliss.

I fucking hate people who think Eclipse is the only IDE out there for Java development, stop being so conservative and get out of the comfortable old rusty editor..!

I love how Developers always seem to make the greatest communities, there's no hate. Just the most genuinely nice and helpful people. Thanks guys for being here!!

You know what I hate? When people don't listen to me.
You know what I love? When shit blows up in their faces because they didn't listen to me

You know why i hate lenovo with a burning passion? Not because they make industrial waste and sell it. Not because they trick non tech people into buying their garbage. No, i hate them because their shitass laptops dont even fit in my rubbish bin.

rant && !dev

I've never felt more of an urge to kick a guy's fucking face in with my freaking combat boots as much as tonight. I really had to constrain myself not to fucking kill that whorse-blowing bastard on the spot.

But let me explain:

There are currently storm warnings given in Berlin. My girl friend called me, public transport was at a halt for tonight, because of of the bad weather. We agreed to meet in front of a bank inside the Alexanderplatz train station here in Berlin in order to take the subway home together.

I was annoyed by all the fucking people, had a headache and was hungry, because I hadn't eaten in 12+ hours, so naturally I was pissed off even more than usual, but I got there on time.

I was listening to an audio book, walking up and down the isle while waiting, because there was no place to sit down or lean and I disn't feel like standing around.

There was already a security guard standing around stupidly, but I didn't quite notice the fucker until the following happened (translated to English, of course):

GUARD (tapping at my shoulder from behind which I fucking hate to begin with – if you're a man, as you claim to be, start confrontations face to face, you cock-swallowing prick!): "What are you doing here?"

ME (pretty much already visibly pissed off, but trying to stay calm): "I don't know why that would be any of your business, but I'm waiting for my girlfriend."

GUARD (looks at me with a dumb, empty squit): "You don't have a girlfriend"

ME: "Yeah, as if you'd know. But I know you're kind, trying to make trouble, provoking me to get physical, so you can have a little fun at my cost. This isn't going to work." (then, while already turning around carwfully watching the prick): "By the way, there are cameras everywhere, so if you want me to hit you, you're gonna have to throw the first one." (putting my headphones back on, continuing to walk up and down)

GUARD (obstructing): "You better leave now."

ME (absolutely steaming now, yet managing to keep my calm): "No. There is no reason to." (walking aroubd the fucker)

GUARD: "Do you think I'm stupid? I …

ME: (Before he could finish whatever bullshit he was coming up with): "Yes"

GUARD: "I'm gonna get you barred, asshole"

ME: "Yeah, go on, will be hard to find a good reason for that, though." (continuing my walk up and down)

GUARD (leaves, trying to look super determined, conibg back after almost five minutes, alone, of course)

ME (so pissed off about this cubt that I was now actively trying to engage him for fun): "False alarm? Or are you trying this shit often enough, so nobody believes you anymore? What a loser. You should have stayed in school, idiot. You're lucky there are cameras, arsehole" etc.

GUARD (looking nervous now)

My girlfriend appeared about three minutes after that, went in the bank go get money, I told her about the fucktard outside, but he was there, listening to us.

GIRLFRIEND (easily irascible too, but less agressive than me): "Let's write down hos name in front of him, then leave."

But as she was done, he was gone already.

Fucking prick. Hadn't there been any cameras, I'd have enjoed a little tapdance on his fucking face. I fucking hate stuoid people, particularly ones like this fucknut, trying to make his job fun by pissing off random strangers. I hope a fucking tree hit him tonight and smashed his goddamn chest and makes him a fucking cripple. That oughta hurt ebough should he pound it like a stupid gorilla in front of a stranger the next time.

!dev && fuckPeople

Yesterday I went to a metal show here in Berlin together with a good friend (bands: Space Chaser, Insanity Alert, Stallion, Streethawk, Fabulous Desaster).

The show was great, the bands were excellent, the beer plentiful and my neck hurt from all the headbanging and drinking. After the show my pal and me got a bite to eat, then went home by public transport. My pal got out the station before mine.

Until I reached my destination station everything was cool, but when I got out of the train two stupid drunk motherfuckers obstructed and tried to start making trouble. Why always me? Because I look bulky and large and 'not an easy target'? If so, why do these pricks pick unfair fights then? Anyway:

Since I was in a good mood, I tried humor and calming them down without making them more angry, got through them and wanted to straight up the stairs which were 20 meters away, when on of them grabbed me by the shoulder and sked me why I had bumped into him rather aggressively.

My good mood was gone. I told him if he would let people get out of the train this wouldn't happen, but he was drunk and apparently wouldn't let me go without some kind of fight. And I was right. He told me he'd beat the shit out of me, so I said, why not do it above the ground, there is a light source so he'd have a better chance against me. I was intentionally arrogant to piss him off and get him to go up, because there are no cameras, plus I knew I could beat them both if I played unfair too which I had no bad conscience about doing.

We went up, I let those idiots go first, so they wouldn't attack me from behind and when we got up I punched the loud-mouthed motherfucker right in the face with all the strength I could build up from below (I was still on the last step before the top and he was already standing there grinning like an idiot, turning his face to his friend when I hit him).

Pretty sure I broke his fucking jaw. Needless to say the other guy wasn't keen on fighting anymore, when he saw his buddy hit the ground. I threw his friend's beer bottle after his feet, but intentionally missed, so he'd have to jump out of the way which he did, then I used the diversion to run in the opposite direction home.

Motherfuckers. Berlin seems to be full of this type of arseholes, lately. This shit city really makes you fucking aggressive. I'll be honest, I was so nervous, I could have vomited. Nevertheless, if I see those guys ever again, I'm going to fucking kill them.

I don't know whether I've already mentioned it today, but I fucking hate people.

FOR FUCK SAKE DO PEOPLE THINK BEFORE POSTING!!!

I got a 3 star review on my app and the user said if I implement feature x he will give me 5 stars, what is even more funny is he is requesting it for free!!

I hate this fucked up miserable world -.-

I FUCKING HATE WAITING FOR PEOPLE.

It feels like a full quarter of my life is wasted just goddamn WAITING.

Fuck off.

From now on I'm just leaving whomever behind.

My thoughts today:

Don't worry, it's not you.
I simply lack the natural ability to explain it for stupid people.

I seriously hate when people don't use page breaks in documents. Don't mash the Enter key 50 times! Just hit Ctrl+Enter you fools!!

How the fuck does it add up that I fucking hate people, but totally admire people who help other people?

I hate people.

Someone just stole my laptop out of my car.

Why me?

PM: Bro send me latest version of the app
Me: But I"m not finished with x feature and it will crash the app in its current situation
PM: No problem bro just want to test

*5 minutes later*
PM: Bro app is crashing when I do x
Inner Me: YOU PEACE OF SHIT I TOLD YOU IT WILL CRASH!
Actual Me: throw a ticket I'll handle it later.

Confession: I cringe every time somebody calls devRant a social network.

Come to think of it, I cringe every time somebody mentions the word social in the first place.

I really hate people who prefer this coding style:

if (condition)
{
// something shitty here
}

Instead of this:

if(condition){
// perfectly clean code
}

I'm not your fucking dude. I'm not your bro, bruh, or pal either. And I'm sure as death are not your goddam friend. I only have a handful of real friends on purpose, because people are trouble. Don't confuse kindness with friendship or respect with love.

Piss the fuck off and take your shit with you. I don't care whether you live forever or die today. Just go; go quick and go far away.

Why do I always postpone putting things online because I'm somehow afraid of what people will/might think of it?

I fucking hate that 😤

Fuck!

I enjoy networking when its about mutual interests and how to combine them in order to invent or build something new, but all the kissy, huggy, touchy, feely shit, just because you've 'met before', annoys the high holy shit out of me and gives me the fucking creeps.

And those awkward handshakes … too soft, too hard, missing grip, cold hands, sweaty hands … why the cunting fuck do humans always have to touch each other?

I'd like to propose a general rule: As long as you don't intend to blow me, don't touch me either, how about that?

A fistbump is alright, but only if you don't try to invent some bullshit 'signature moves', because we're 'so tight'.

Let's just do our business. Keep your unwashed hands and sweaty bodies away from me. It's enough that I practically have to snugglefuck with strangers during commuting to work, because trains and busses in Berlin are always filled to the fucking brim.

FUCK! I need an internet connection so I can work properly, and I HATE sitting in cafés or anywhere else in public, because I FUCKING HATE PEOPLE!

Don't hack the neighbor's Wi-Fi! Don't hack the neighbor's Wi-Fi! Don't hack the neighbor's Wi-Fi! FUCKING DON'T!

Who wants a free combat boot facial?

I'm fucking pissed off again today! One hour of fucking public transportation is usually enough to make me plan a fucking genocide.

Smokers sitting next to you who smell like ashtrays somebody pissed into, people who only seem to come to think about body hygiene every third time full moon falls on the 29th of February, and those fucking alcoholics Berlin is filled to the brim with, who just have to fucking talk to you at all costs, despite whatever kind of counter signals you're sending …

If I ever happen to scrape enough money together to do this, the first thing I'm gonna do is get a personal driver, and a car with a black wall between us, so I don't have to listen to their fucking life story either.

I don't care, people, I really don't. You're all equally fucking worthless to me, so fuck off with your blabbering and your boring ass life stories and just stop talking to me.

I hate it when people think programming is for geeks with black hoodies in a dark room... #codingforeveryone

I hate Internet Explorer, I hate Microsoft for developing it, I hate people using it and I hate companies forcing their employees to use it 😤

I hate people.

I hate it when people rant that we need to call 'Ctrl, Alt & Delete' for help when we're in problem.

Real geek will use 'Ctrl + Shift + Esc'.

I hate trying to support old browsers.
If we keep supporting old sh*t, people will never stop using it.

I really f*cking hate it when someone tells me they use PC and they look weirded out at me when I ask what operating system they use and say 'well I use PC so windows obviously' and then I'm like ' PC STANDS FOR PERSONAL COMPUTER NOT FOR F*CKING WINDOWS', man, can't stand those people

Me: why do people hate javascript?
Also Me after 5 mins of js coding :
Oh right now i remember why

Beautiful. It's one of these days again when I want to punch random strangers in the face before stomping their heads. And of course public transport is particularly dreadful on such a day. It just has to be when it's so fucking hot, you'll practically be sitting in ball soup all day. Or clam soup, to be more 'gender neutral' for the SJWs and feminazis among you.

I fucking hate people, hot weather and public transport. And chances are I hate you too.

PEOPLE.

Fuck people... 😒

I hate how people think that to be a "hacker" or hacking is this special job title. lol. Hacking is just using something in a way in which it was not intended to be used.

So pretty much think ...anal sex.

There. Now many people are "hackers"

Damn I hate when people ask me to stop coding just because Excel doesn't work or the Antivirus license expired, even worse my boss gets mad at me when I tell him that I'm a coder that we have tech support people, who apparently do nothing, to all the PMs and Lead Devs

Please stop telling me about the freaking deadline if you also ask me to install your stuff.

Sorry for the negativity, had to get it out

*** potential trigger warning for people who don't like the c**t word***

WHY CAN'T PEOPLE FUCKING UNDERSTAND THAT DEVELOPMENT TAKES FUCKING TIME!

I am so fucking sick of everyone thinking that I can just "make X do Y" in fucking no time. Or how I can't manage 4 fucking website builds at fucking once while project managing them, dealing with clients AND TOLERATING THEIR FUCKING PETTY IN OFFICE BULLSHIT!

I hate saying this word but some people are cunts. I have a finite amount of hours in the day to work. I have priorities to do during the day. Just because some snivelling Shit bag wants his fucking amends done by tomorrow THREE TIMES IN A FUCKING WEEK does not mean that I will drop everything and do it.

Then, when it doesn't happen and YOU cc in the boss in an email chain with a fun "FYI" telling me what I already know as if I'm a brain dead fucking frog... I could genuinely tear your fucking throat out. I don't need this shit. I am not paid enough to deal with your pansy ass fucking bullshit.

YOU WRITE FUCKING EMAILS ALL DAY AND OCCASIONALLY TAKE PHONE CALLS THEN DO SOME PPC CAMPAIGNS YOU FUCKING MARKETER PIECE OF SHIT!

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I'm currently trying to enjoy my research for building a new gaming/working PC. Trying.

You wanna know what really pisses me the fuck off? I'll tell you anyway: Fucking knuckle scrapers writing completely and utterly useless short 'reviews' about products I'm interested in. FUCKING HELL!

I see a nice mainboard, but the product description is missing some info, so as I am already on the site I look for useful info in the comments and ratings for the product first. Why the fuck do I do this every time? It's futile anyway. There are only a few few types of people there of which the rarest are the ones who actually try giving useful information like advantages and disadvantages of as well as their experience with the product.

Then there are these total cock knockers who piss me off the most:
"What's there to say? Good product"
I know, you fucking retarded, inbred pig! I figured as much on my own based on the ratings, so why the flying, cunting fuck do you litter the reviews with your stupid, fucking monkeyshine when you've got NOTHING remotely useful or interesting to say? Go fuck yourself with a golf club!

Then there are these propagandists who just have to tell the world they're fans of whatever product they're reviewing, but of course without naming actual reasons apart from that they're stupid sheep. You bought this, because you always buy this brand? You could just have said 'I'm a fucking idiot', that would have been shorter, fuckwit!

And those dumbasses who have no clue what they're even talking about, but obviously paid assloads of money for what they're 'reviewing'. Fucking shut up, just shut up, when mere writing is already such a massive cognitive overload for you. Pick your nose, as you're used to, and leave everything else to the grown ups.

And what about those fucking dimwits whose rating doesn't fit their review? Who in their right mind gives five stars along with a shit review, or a great review along with a shit rating? How have these fucking people even learned how to breathe without turning purple thrice a day?

I FUCKING hate hate idiots. Kill them all, kill them all, kill them all, KILL them ALL, FUCKING KILL THEM ALL!

I frckin HATE people who say 'Ah, you can program now? So can you make a game for me? I even have some ideas!, bla bla blurb...'
It makes me wanna hurt them. And the really, really sad thing about it is: nearly no one understands why.

I fucking hate when a specific client sends me emails about inane shit on the weekend with dubious titles that make it look as if it's a matter of life and death.

It will probably end in the latter, if that fucking dullard doesn't drop that annoying habit pretty fucking quickly.

Post scriptum: I'm stinking, fucking, filthy drunk and I fucking hate stupid people.

I fucking hate the shit out of people who write loops that are longer than my fucking screen.

!dev && rant

Why does human interaction always have to be so full of artificial drama and childish fucking shit? Contrary to apparent popular belief we're not currently filming a fucking global soap opera.

How about you:

* spare me your childish fucking hissy fits about how you cleverly misunderstood my statement?

* fuck off with pseudo-clever innuendos for the sole purpose of sponging a free ego boost?

* stop asking suggestive questions?

* stop pretending you're asking general questions when in fact all you want is a specific answer you could just give yourself without inciting needless arguments and discussions about completely subjective topics, like e.g. taste?

* just say what you fucking think when it's relevant or shut the fuck up and leave me alone altogether?

I don't have to like you; you don't have to like me; and in normal interaction we don't have any compelling reasons not to tell each other the truth about the shallow, boring shit we're diacussing, without starting to play stupid, silly, little games whenever possible.

Since people like to hate stuff for no reason, I, also, want to give it a try.

Linux suck.

There I said it. I can't back up my statement, but who gives a shit.

I hate two things:
1. People who hate other languages for no reason,
2. and PHP.
/s

On a call. On Christmas. Because someone forgot to turn a few servers.

Do you know what the worst kind of code is ?

Repeated Code.. I f***ing hate people who write repeated code. It's such a pain to edit.

It's too easy to press Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V ..

f************* !

I fucking hate when people say that I play with the computer just because I'm 15 and they can't belive that I actually do developer's stuff. FUCK, SERIOUSLY.

I do not understand the people that say that they hate C-like languages, because of the ; and {} they have, that are "confusing".
Like almost every modern IDE/editor pinpoints EXACTLY where you forgot something...

I feel like setting something on fire and watching people burn again today.

Fuck the Deutsche Bahn sideways with a rusty ten foot pole until it bleeds to death, and while we're at it, kill everybody in the way and stomp on their useless, empty heads.

Me - Lately, been working on Node.js, its fun.
Friend - Oh but it doesnt scale well, I hate that language.
Me - why do you think so? and its a VM, JS is the language.
Friend - Cos it doesnt scale, i heard from others.
Me - wut.

I fucking hate people who fucking blindly hate a technology / programming language.
Motherfuck, whats with these idiots blindly hating languages?
Every lang has its own use cases, why cant these twats understand that.

You use a tech as per needs, its not a fucking make-up.

I hate it when people don't want to work for themselves and when I share something for their knowledge

"Wow what pro", "Dude you're so smart" etc in a sarcastic manner.

Dude wtf, you don't want to improve yourself then fuck off. You're there because of yourself not because I fucked it up for you.

You reap what you sow and i don't need people discrediting my effort to get to where I am today. I get it, I'm not even what you would call "pro", So what shitface?! I wanna be there someday. If you don't then just die. I don't need people like you in my life 😬😬😬

Regular Person = Regular Person;
Regular Person + Google = Hackerman;

Why are people so lazy they can't google their problem before calling help desk?

I hate mental lazyness!

I love javascript. Never understood why people hate it. Javascript is love javascript is life :D

I ABSOLUTELY HATE IT when people say, "Can you look into it, in your spare time ?"

Why should I spend my spare time looking at company stuff ? Just WHY ? If you want me to look at it, then FUCKING PAY ME FOR IT!!!

There are a lot of people hating on Microsoft (C#, .Net ...) in devRant. And there are a lot praising StackOverflow, linux and opensource.

I wonder how it makes them feel that stackoverflow is built on .Net and C# and is not open source!

Btw, I love linux too, I just don't hate the other operating systems(companies).

The awkwardly embarrassing moment when you realise your junior, a fresher out of college, knows more than you... Shittt... Why kids are so fucking smart these days!!! I'm looking for a place where I can go and just hide from the world. If you know one, please help.

I hate when people give me shit for using a Mac. You can use whatever you prefer, let me use what I like.

I fucking hate crowds of people so much that I wouldn't be surprised, if some day my life would end after getting shot, because I unloaded a few clips of 7.62mm hollow point into one.

*shudders*

Fuck people. Fuck public transport.

People and social media are like ants and old food.

I fucking hate ants and I hate old food.

I fucking hate people.

Why don't people get that implementation is just as important as the theory behind the algorithm.. ?

I mean I hate it when someone proves something on paper and thinks their job is done.. And most people don't appreciate the implementation details of ML algorithms..

So yeah, I got fed up with assholes offering unpaid internships while demanding the work of a paid employee and I went around reporting all of them for violating the law.

Hope it does something. I hate these people taking advantage of vulnerable post secondary students for their crappy, worthless startups.

I hate when people get Java and JavaScript confused. One is a language used for smaller projects by am mature programmers, and the other is a scripting language for the web.

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We are having a party at home ... I just wanna be left alone and code :/

I FUCKING HATE PEOPLE WHO ALWAYS BUY NEW STUFF WHEN THEIR OLD THINGS WORK PERFECTLY FINE!
FFS PEOPLE ARE JUST FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT NOWADAYS! I MEAN, FIRST THEYRE LIKE, oh we need to save the planet bla bla.... THEN THEIR LIKE!
OMFG! NEW IPHONE X WOLOLO MUST HAVE! OMG MY OLD PHONE IS WORKING PERFECTLY FINE BUT ITS THE NEW IPHONE OMG!
I MEAN! COME FUCKING ON! WHAT IDIOTS! IF ITS WORKING, KEEP IT!
#NoHomo

Meetup guy: "oh, I did some coding too. I can write a bit of html and css"

Me: *in my head* I fucking hate people like you.

I hate these LINUX AND NOTHING ELSE fascists. Why don't you just let people use what they want? And btw: just using Linux doesn't make you a good programmer...

I fucking hate people who tell me what i should do when they obviously dont know a fucking inch of anything related to the dev world fucking idiots ruining my day with fucking retarded orders.

I AM THE DEV UR THE FUCKING MANAGER STAY AT UR FUCKING PLACE

I fucking hate it when I'm working and people come and ask 'What are you doing ?' .. Even if they mean well ..

I'd be happy to show them and explain the hell out about finished product though .. !

Just noticed how much I hate standards that only got popular because some people were to stupid to understand how it works. And now people don't even learn what it does anymore because other stupid people now believe it's "bad practice" because it's easily used wrong by new people.

Although many of them are actually things that make more sense for a lot of things.

I absolutely hate it when people say "I don't ever add comments because my code is well written and speaks for itself"

No you conceited dickheaded knobgobbler you add comments so I don't have to read thoroughly through all your fucking obscurely named functions to know what the fuck "VToMap" is supposed to do.

I never made a friend due to code.
Either I fucking hate people if I see their code or I respect them.
But getting a friend because of code seems to me rather unrealistic.

Maybe I could get a female code groupie, if I write code little bit more lovely and sexy.

Ask me again in a year.

Somewhat unpopular opinion time. I don’t 100% hate Facebook.

I do not support their data collection, but my biggest problem with FB is the users. My connections are inherently idiots because I’m in high school with people who are way too narcissistic and full of drama. I left FB because of the toxicity, and the data protection as a result was a bonus.

I support the original mission of Facebook, to connect people. I just wish it was still about that.

I hate doing on other people projects and even more hate iPhones

Now, I am very shy and introverted.
I have always been that way.
I really hate having to socialize.
I've recently forced myself to talk more to people and it seems to work pretty well.
I may still love my computer more, but slowly I am getting better.

I fucking hate Angular. I don't know man I've been using NoScript since my balls dropped and I feel like JavaScript is fucking useless (I like Typescript syntactically though).

What drives me nuts is all the frameworks: Think of a word, add .js, search it up... it's theeeeere.

I know I'm not the only one who fucking hate JS, and I don't think there are many people who genuinely love it. Sorry I just wanted to rant and it's 5 a.m.

Invited to a birthday party for a person I don't know. I'm here browsing devRant and introducing myself to people I don't like. I hate my social life.

Two days ago, I was given a full redesign of a company website, the day before a major presentation. Yeah, sure. No problem. I'll just forego sleep for two days and pick up the graphic designer's slack, like I always fucking do. Meeting went brilliantly, shared credit, I'm amazing, etc.

Day after meeting.

Actual conversation I just had with the fucking graphic designer:

Me: I need mockups for tablets and large and small iPhones for the site.
GD: Um...can you just make it work
Me: what the fuck

And that, my friends, is how people get murdered. I hate front end development, and I hate people.

I hate it when people say Linux is great till you break it... that's when it excels. It's fixable when you break it (usually easily unless you know absolutely nothing about it, in which case you ain't fixing windows either.)

I absolutely hate people who censor themselves:

Fuck => F*** || F*ck
Shit => S*** || Sh*t
Bitch => B*tch

Say the whole fucking word you half-assed bastard.

I dont hate PHP, but I do hate when lazy admins do stupid things.
Why can't the PHP-maintainers do a proper website? Why the fuck can't I subscribe to mailing lists?

Well, it seems like when I do a request, the webserver sends a email with MY EMAIL. And guess what, the listserver REJECTS it because it fails DMARC.
They also refer to the manpage of ezman, but they have disable ALL the functions there too.

What kind of retards is doing that shit. I completely understand why people hate on PHP now.

I absolutely hate when people name local variables something like temp or tmp. I was working on a project with a guy who did this with almost every local variable and it was really confusing to have like 7 variables with the same name in the same class.

Please use informative names!

Tried javascript coming from Java and C++, i know not a lot of people agree with me but holy fucking shit i hate non-typed variables they introduce so much ambiguity it drives me insane!!!

I wonder why stack overflow gets so much hate on here. To me, it is a tremendously helpful community. People are usually pleasant and forthcoming.

I sometimes see questions closed as "not constructive", even though it has thousands of upvotes, but generally, if you follow the rules, you'll have a good time.

Maybe people want SO to be something it is not, or maybe people behave differently around different technologies. I mostly find Python, Djang and general web answers, and they are fine

I fuckin hate when people pronounce SQL as CQL

Why the fuck do I get emotionally attached to people very very fast and easily?

I hate that. 😫

What if instead of:
if (true) {imTrue()}
else {imFalse()}

I started doing:
(true ? () => {imTrue()} : () => {imFalse()})()

Just to annoy the people I hate.

I don't like WordPress.

But I still use it for the websites of people I hate when I know that my only job is to do some design stuff.

I hate it when people dislike things because it’s cool.

“PHP is terrible,” they say.

Yeah! If it was any good then most websites on the Internet would be coded in it... oh wait.

“Nickelback suck,” they say.

Of course. That’s why they’ve never been able to make any money off their “terrible” music. Oops. Wrong again.

What other things are “cool” to hate just because people say so?

Unpopular opinion: I hate when people start their rants with "unpopular opinion". Most of the time it seems like a pretty standard opinion too! "Unpopular opinion: I hate Wordpress" Yeah so does a lot of people! Just rant for rantings sake! Don't give me your inaccurate market research as a part of the deal!

I hate it when people repeat common knowledge without thinking. Common knowledge is often wrong knowledge. It’s better to think for yourself.

Shit that annoys me: People use the store (insert google play/apple/other) rating with one star to ask questions instead of fucking filling the stupid contact form or send an email to tech support.

I really hate it when people asks for help on forums and mailing lists by taking a screen capture of code instead of pasting the text or using a gist or pastebin or any other USEFUL way to share code.

I really hate when someone doesn't take the time to read through there rant and check for spelling/grammar errors. Like come on people it only takes like one minute too read back through you're rant and find al the mistake I dont underatan how this can be so hardd antyone with haf a brain could due it

I hate coffee. But because I'm a developer, people just assume I love it and don't offer me an alternative.

Hate it when people use Python in Windows ..

Hate it even more when they come to me for help.

Just install f***ing Ubuntu already. I mean if they're using Python, why not do it in Linux ..

I fucking hate people who mock me for not drinking and being vegetarian. Why everyone tries to get on my nerves when I do no wrong to them. I fucking hate my life. I want to go to lone island with my laptop.

Sorry, just a newbie here. But I would like to ask why do a lot of people hate Microsoft?

I fucking hate this country. I hate this place. I hate these people.

I have to wait for seconds for chrome to even show up, I can't browse shit. VS Code fucks it up like I'm tryna solve some quantum formulas but in reality IT JUST HAVE TO OPEN A FUCKIN PROJECT FOLDER.

I hate the fact that I need to work for months to afford a decent computer, MBP or XPS isn't even a dream for me.

Wanna buy a XPS? Good. Now work for 10 months even without spending a dime. MBP? It just become 20.

Why did I have to be born in this fucking shithole part of the world? I could've just born dead, that would be less painful.

I hate magento
I hate magento "devs"
I hate people who always cuts down HA vs short times performance

Fuck

I hate it when people call me to help fixing their computers as if I'm a tech support. I'm​ a programmer. Yes, I can fix them. But it only took me a few fucking Google searches

Rant about social media in general, including devRant.

I enjoy interacting with like minded people. What I do not enjoy is the whole degradation of the conversation at hand. Sooner or later, someone takes something the wrong way, addresses something this social network was not meant to address (it's devRant not Facebook), and the audience has a multitude of English as a #(rd/th/whatever) language human beings.

Accept that as the premise, and I think we could get along a lot better.

However commonly this fact is ignored. Understand the sentiment behind statements, not the statement itself. If any part of it is unclear, then request clarification.

Agree, disagree, civil debates one thing, but degrading the conversation to name calling or similar emotions only results in poor communication, useless emotions running high, and nothing gained.

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Just because a developer is a programming wizard does not mean we are physical hardware installation wizards as well.

I hate when people ask me to setup their personal home systems; especially networked printers.

I hate hearing people say that it shouldn't take you that long. As if they know how long it takes to do your job.

Easy fix or change my ass!

I confess I’m one of those smug people right now who’s never had a Facebook account. Why?

Although I do have privacy concerns, I’m not on Facebook because I truly, genuinely, honestly, legitimately do not give a single flying Monkey’s fuck about what you or anyone else gets up to on your own time.

I don’t care. I have no interest. And I have even less interest in telling others what I’m doing.

I fucking hate people.

Things I hate:

- People who think they are cool because they use GNU/Linux
- People who use GNU/Linux because it's free software but at the same time use Windows because "It's needed for gaming"
- People who ask for hacking
- People who don't try alternatives to their proprietary software
- People who say Chrome/Chromium is the better browser
- People who say Firefox is the better browser
- People who say any other browser is the better browser
- People who can't wait for a moment
- People who are super opinionated and call everything "bullshit" or "garbage"
- People who take everything serious

All in all, a lot of cliche tech people. Which by the way makes it hard to find a decent tech Community since 9 out of 10 Communities are highly opinionated. Nothing against opinions, but it doesn't really help to call something garbage. Explain me WHY you think it's garbage and let me decide it myself. Links are fine. Why are tech people often that unreflected?

I don't really expect answers but also don't mind them ^^

People who says jQuery is a programming language should go back to
alert("hello world")
exercises.
Man, I hate those guys

Me: I don't know why people hate CSS so much. It works fine for me 😑

Inner me: Liar, Liar, Pants on fire 🔥 😂

I fucking hate fucking stupid fucking people

I hate people that break their phone screen and just say "It's Nothing"

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I freaking hate it when people call me to fix their 9 gazillion dollar ultra extreme enthusiast alien technology pc just so they can play a a god damn freaking son of a damn bloody bitchy fb game on 9000 fps in 4k while some people struggle to have 6 tabs open at the same time so they can code+compile+preview+consult the interwebs. And lets just not mention the amount of monitors mmkay?

Why is it that people hate Microsoft so much? I honestly never had an issue with them. Is it just hate because it's Microsoft and people are ignorant or are there reasons to that?

Don't you just love taking public transport to work on a monday?

It's great how you're thinking about a proper solution for that nasty bug you've been failing to solve and given up on last friday, while the guy next to you smells like an anchovi's cunt, and you can't quite tell whether it's an ugly old woman's saggy tits or an even uglier, older man's saggy ass that's currently being shoved in your face by the worthless meaty mass of useless human flesh standing in front of you.

Everybody is fucking talking loudly, taking phone calls or letting it ring until the throbbing vein on my forehead starts pumping to the beat of Verbal Abuse's 'I Hate You', which is my favourite tune to listen to when I have to take the train or bus.

Public transport in Berlin sucks donkey cum, but I hate driving and I don't have a car. If I'm ever gonna get rich there will be a guy whose sole purpose in life will be to drive me everywhere I want and to shut the fuck up. I'll make sure he neither has a tongue nor the slightest desire for casual conversation.

Fuck.

Oh yeah 🙌🏼 I hate people who use same ID at multiple places on single page.

Kid planned to sit next to be but saw another seat and walked there.

Heart == broken

But I don't care because I hate people 😊
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I hate it when people whine about code reviews. You should never take it personally. We're not against you, we just want good solid code.

I really hate it when it's my boss who's bitching about pull requests. When you throw your hands up and start yelling, "Well I'm blocked, I'm blocked," then you're not helping. You're just being a baby.

I hate it when people start giving me condolences when my code doesn't run. What are you? A console?

It is 109° F / 39° C outside and I still hear people saying that they are glad the "cold days"(which meant 10° C AT MOST) are out.

Fuck this weather man. My house cold as fuck and my coding fresh af.

I hate this weather... about the only thing that sucks about Texas

I fucking hate malls.

People don't walk in any regular pattern or at the same speed. Full of smelly kids and their dumbstruck parents. I REALLY do not understand how some choose to spend their time at the mall as a recreational activity (other than going with a specific destination in mine, like the cinema). Whenever the circumstances force me to wonder around one for more than ten minutes, for me it's the equivalent of several hours of work, energywise.

Generally I hate people, but malls are the places where I hate them the most. Fuck!

Ouuuuuu yessss i like when people hate linux and then they see how awesome it is and they realized that they were wrong and now they hate themselfs.
Happened to my classmate he always told me that GNU/Linux is stupid which i hated him for since i love linux and well now he needed to use linux in school and boooom he started to love it cause it was so simple with gnome.

I hate when people don't capitalize ID in all caps. It is confusing when the write it as Id or id, because I don't know if they're talking about an identifier or the aspect of human nature that exists from birth that subconsciously drives you to want to fuck your mother.

I hate dumb ass meetings that have nothing to do with me but people invite me just for the kicks

Some people hate a language due to problem they faced while using it. I simply hate some language because code written in it doesn't looks good.

I absolutely hate it when people doesn't care about the ratio of a picture. It's worse when you try to explain them why ratio is important and they look at you like you're an alien.

Nothing is more frustrating than fighting for hours with an issue, then find a single thread on a website with someone having the exact same problem as you and the only comment below is from OP with "nvm, sorted it out"

BUT HOW DID YOU DO THAT?! THERE ARE OTHER PEOPLE WITH THE SAME FUCKING PROBLEM AS YOU AND YOU'RE LEAVING THEM WITH THEIR FRUSTRATION YOU IGNORANT, STUBBORN ASSHOLE!!!

I hate when people use foo and bar in sample codes as names of variables.

I'm not really good at hacking or exploiting security vulnerabilities in general, but I hate it when people say something like "I hacked his/her Facebook account!" No. No you didn't. Did you notice that person's laptop with an open Facebook page and wrote something weird on their wall or changed their profile pic? Well, fucking say so, hacker.

I hate days where I have to go into the office (I work remote most days). Today's aroma is a mixture of burnt cheese and feet....WHY people...whyyyy 😢

Short rant before I'll be gone for 8 days without internet;

I think PHP is so much more than a hypertext preprocessor, so I don't like to call it that.
Instead I say:
PHP - People Hate PHP
A) this makes it recursive, which is important
B) I sometimes add "(for no reason)" to that, I don't hatr PHP, just messy (PHP) code.

I hate it when people sort numbers in a drop down box like so:
[1, 10, 11, 12...19, 2, 20, 21...29, 3, 30, 31...]

This is just pure infuriating...

Only god knows how much I hate people that give 1 star and doesn't want to explain the problem and allow me to fix it.

I hate it when people put time into making their docs look nice but none into making them actually helpful!

I hate it when people refer to Google Assistant as Google Allo. Idk why, it just gets on my nerves.

I like coding in a way that anyonr who comes into my code base can understand whats going on. That way more people can maintain the code base.

However, I HATE having people in my code base. Since they leave shit undocumented, and have 10 variables called "data" "items" "o" "p" and another 20 methods called "processData" "convertItem".

How to get me to never respond to your email: make the subject line say "Salesforce ninjaneer wanted!!!"

First of all I don't do salesforce and second ninjaneer is not a word. I hate when people say code ninja or code warrior or any of those other crap phrases. I'm a software developer. Respect that or suck it.

"Despite all my rage, I am still just a dev in a cage." - The Smashing Pumpkins

There are no words to say how much I hate it when people put spaces in front of the brackets of function calls. No one ever can tell me that this would be easier to read...

Client: can you put the instagram icons on our websites.
Me: yes, could you send me the links?
Silence for 2 weeks.
Waiting for a bollocking now and I just know it's going to be my fault. Why are people such wankers. I fucking hate my job, the part that involves interacting with wankers with huge egos and no clue about anything.

I hate QA people

Sometimes I feel like people hate on Windows and Microsoft (and Google, Apple, Facebook, ect) just because it's trendy. 🤷🤷

Why I need coffee.

Personally identify with third and last.

I feel like I have to boot into Linux before making a screenshot of something in order to get more ++ because people love Linux and (most) hate Windows.

I hate people who put underscore at the beginning of private variables names in Typescript. And I don't care if they have their reasons, I just hate them.

I think the reason I hate the terms "programming" and "program" (the verb) is because it's so commonly misused. Also I found people to less think of me as an hacker when saying that I am a coder rather than "I am a programmer".

Is it only me or does Unity really force people to write ugly code?
Sometimes I think to my self : " just go and write your god damn own fuckin engine"

But then I sit back and realize that I'd never finish a game that way.

Love & Hate Unity !

I wasn't planning on giving Christmas presents to the people I hate until I heard about those exploding Samsung Galaxy phones 😈

I hate when people ask you to find their deleted files. Fucking people! It is like asking an architech to recover something from their trash bin. People are idiots that don't want to learn. Some people think that they know a lot of computing and barely can power on they monitors. At this level of average stupidity, people should get licenses to use computers.

Ya know what I hate? People who always find an excuse to let people know about their problems or if they are vegan.

Every time I'm like, THANKS! DIDN'T ASK!

People of Java.... Why do you love Java... It's so confusing and a pain to write.

Second off.... Why do I keep going back thinking I can write Java!!

WHEN I KNOW I HATE JAVA!!!

I always feel the people who post hate about Java are .Net Developers and then I like to think they are also the ones who complain about Windows just so I can have that moment of irony.

When im programming everything is OK. Maybe im distracted but i can fight that.
But when it comes to Android ROMs and releasing then i hate people that send you PM about the ROM and the answer is literally in the first post.

I seriously hate it when people expect me to know every. Single. Thing. About their computer just because I know how to format a usb... Honestly I think the lack of formal computer education in schools (at least in America) is gonna screw us over in the long run...🤔

I absolutely hate it when people don't document their code well enough

I don't know why things work when I do but not for other people. 😓

Request to reset password. I did.
Said still cannot login.
I double check. Reset again and try to login. Success.
Said still cannot login with a screenshot.

😓 I think my projects hate me.

I'm really sick of the "six-figure" advertisement that the industry uses to encourage more people to go into programming. The amount of people who hate coding with a passion but are in it because they want money is staggering. A lot of them end up dropping out. Sometimes I feel like I'm the only one who dearly loves this field. Truthfully, this approach won't resolve our retention problems.

People who tell me they hate PHP, though when I ask said person whether he's used PHP all he can answer is "maybe once".

Don't hate on a language if you have barely even used it

AAAAAAARGH... I hate it when people are consistently inconsistent in their code....

Developers are supposed to be eager to try new stuff, however most devs on devRant prefer to hate on Edge and hate who use it.

I'm not here to defend Microsoft but I bet 95% of the people that hate on Edge haven't tried the latest version.

It's really easy on weaker hardware and on battery life. Try using an old ultrabook (2nd gen i5) as I did for some time while using Chrome or Firefox as your main browser!

I hate people who just fork my repositories on github without starring it!! if you can go through the trouble of forking a repository why not star it too? :(

I hate when people Endorse you for no reason!

I hate how people always seem to reduce linux to tinkering/learning how stuff works.
Nearly no one that talks about it just presents it as a wonderful "Just Works ™" operating system for everyone.
I think that is one of the reasons why the average desktop is inclined to stay away from it.

When your boss want's you to rewrite your licensing software because they need it to have a trial version... When I asked them in the beginning they told me 'No, we don't need that'....

Fuck me this is going to take me at least some minutes... I hate people

I fucking hate HR people !

I hate when people make posts and use emojis that my phone doesn't know about.

I'm looking at people like you @varEnigmatic.

Microsoft Edge for android has an adblock now, yet Google Chrome still refuses to get one somehow.

When will people at Google realise that the majority of people nowadays want to browse the internet without seeing crap on their screen?

Good job Microsoft for actually trying to provide a better experience for the user.

No I don't hate Google as a company, I just pointed out something I find bad/annoying about them.

I hate when people call any sort of program that does anything even remotely intelligent looking “AI.” No, there is a very specific distinction between actual artificial intelligence, and a bunch of if-statements.

I hate it when I ask about a way to solve a very specific problem in js, and people be like:

"You should use this x library, it has the y utility that will solve your problem right away"

Why the hell people like Quora?
I hate that it forces me to sign in. I won't, because it makes no sense. Fuck it, my time is precious, don't play with it.

StackExchange is doing great by leaving information free for everyone and even allowing them to interact without an account.

I have become totally apathetic the last two days....my hatred of people in general has grown substantially.....as I retreat further into my shell....my desire to never leave the house is deepening....is becoming more and more prevalent... I really should apply to be disabled for having that fear of leaving the house....but mine isn't a fear.....I simply cannot stand people in general.....My ultimate goal is to become a reclusive buddhist monk....but having a family is making my goal a little complicated.....plus, I am not sure monks are supposed to hate people....so that might be a problem as well.

Ok, I see a lot of hate about PHP and I always wondered what is the experiences people have had with PHP to like or dislike it.

Personally, PHP was the first programming language I learnt and used, so it has it's special place in my heart.

I acknowledge that it has it's pros and cons (as any other programming language). My hypothesis is : People have used php in a project they didn't like or didn't turned out how they expected. Or they used php for something it wasn't ment for.

Do people hate php because it's a trend ? How many php haters have good reasons to hate it that much ?

I'm just curious to know the thoughts and experiences (good or bad) of other devs.

Is it just me or do any of you people also hate asking for help with understanding other devs code?

At the same time I also hate explaining my code to other devs, like I have to justify I'm not an imbecile.

I hate people that freelance and say they will build someone a website for like $500+ and all they did was grab a free, pirated or purchased for $20 on themeforest theme and throw it up on a wordpress site. its criminal how much they rip people off and insulting they call themselves web developers. tempting to hack their WordPress but I would feel even worse for their customers.

I hate when people say "thank you for your patience" because then I feel socially obligated to be patient when I really don't want to be 😠

JS frameworks.

it's great how most are easy to use and very useful.

i dont know why people hate this abundance of choice, if theres too many for you to chose than you need to be more decisive.

I hate how people automatically assume anything coming out of China is spyware. Because the US and EU have such good reputations for preserving privacy right?

I totally hate working with timezones and timesystems... And worse are people that don't see the problems, and keep using localtime for everything... HOW TO HANDLE DISCREPENCY ON DAYLIGHT SAVINGS?!

I hate it how people want to swotch over to software development just because it pays well, irrespective of whether they like or hate it.No wonder the industry is getting shitty devs,#MakeSoftwareGreatAgain

I hate dumb variable names as much as I hate people who don't signal when they drive.

Never mind the fact that there's a validation-state variable inside his controller, separate rant.

Is it only me who's falling in love with JS day by day. I don't know why people hate JS and find it complicated. May be the NODE development is easier

Fucking hate 2 face people in the office. Grrr Developer is the worst job in history!!!!

I forgot i work with complete snowflakes. It's about time you all melt away and do us a favour.

I hate when people say iPhone is better. It has so many downsides, it's just overpriced and everyone is using used/refurbished phones. You can get a new Android phone for way less..

Why do people still want old and used phones?!

why do people hate java? it is the most elegant and simple language one can learn and code powerful apps and software. i don't get it

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I don't really get people liking PHP. Everyone I personally talk to seem to hate it, and always when I work with it I am struggling quite a bit.

What's the awesomeness behind PHP that apparently many people can't be able to understand or appreciate?

I dislike ignorant pricks that insult others while being wrong.

I dislile people that feel the need to insult others based on their choices or prefferences for products, music and stuff like that.

I dislike people that are so blatantly arrogant that they refuse to acknowledge being wrong because of some weird made up status in their head (i.e i have a phd...i cannot possibly be wrong)

I really dislike teenagers that think that they know shit. They never do, suprisingly we have many of them here...

I dislike people that find ways to justify being assholes to others.

I also dislike people that hide behind a keyboard.

I dislike people that tend to follow trend opinions: "lolz mac suckz i kan du errthing in LenIXxX" shit like that irrititates me, also the php hate wars, I see people bitching about not having a job or experience in the field because they wont hire them for whatever hipster shit they are not using.......yet they make fun of people with php skills that have been on the industry far longer than what the haters have known how to use a computer....ah and some of them here are also on their teens....

All in all. I hate assholes really. I see many of them in this industry, and even tho I have seen a couple of them in here the great majority of the user base is absolutely amazing.

:) y'all beautiful people have a great weekend!

I Fucking hate people!!!!!

Im not a nazi but i hate people.!

I hate every one! White， blqck， yellow， beige， purple and dont get me started on the orange ones!!!

I hate people woth physical disabilities， i hate people with mental disabilities， hell i hate people who hate disabilities.

I hate people.

I hate people who are isually good but only occasionnaly bad， i hate people who are bad， i also hate people who are nice bur dont know shit about coding.

I hate emos as well even if i sound like one.

I juse hate people and for that i hate myself....

Makes me want to listent to tayler swift no shit.

You know I hate Microsoft but I did at least appreciate the first few releases of me-dos, and xenix. Just wanted people to know I had one nice thing to say about them.

So... I went to Google's Applied CS with Android programme.
Had fun, some good people I met, finally there is a person I know who loves C/C++ as well and has similar traits to mine.
Other than that, I still hate Java dearly and idk how I got selected.
But... It. Was. Fun!!! 🤗🤗