I'm trying out a new rendering engine, it's pretty slow but I'm getting somewhere.

My (6 years old) client is sitting next to me and is kind of picky and tells me exactly what to do.

No payout though 🤔

Two factor authentication atrocities 😍😍

Yet, more to come.

How do you feel when there is no coffee??

Me: Depresso

At university we had lessons in C++.
First lesson: Make a calculator
Second lesson: Make an application that uses sockets to connect to an FTP-server and downloads a file. No FTP-libraries allowed.

We just spent 30 minutes standing around watching Elon Musk launch his car into orbit.

I love working in IT.

Hi everyone! Sam here, @dfox's gf :) so happy to be talking to you all! Today I will be live-ranting TNW Conference where devRant will be presenting with photos in this thread. Pictured here, @dfox and @trogus setting up our booth. There will also be a stage presentation, a sticker printer on site (because how could we not :)), and energy drink/stress ball giveaway. Stop by and say hi if you're here!!

Go devRant team!

Fake bug fix

Poor things!

Thanks for the info

Coworker's whiteboard today

Never let customers define the priority levels. It will end in:
- Normal (never used)
- High (used for small text changes)
- Higher
- OMG fix now
- Highest
- the World is ending if this doesn't get fixed now
- different existential plane of priority
- Priority ∞ + 1

So how has coding impacted my life?

I lost 54 kgs. My girlfriend I mean.

Comment your own code.

"But nobody except me will see..."

COMMENT YOUR OWN CODE!!!

<~<

A girls gotta do what a girls gotta do..

Now where did I put that old web cam...

Pro tip:
Decorate your room like a lecture hall so you fall asleep faster

Source:- Reddit

Working a new job be like...

pls keep this in your mind!!! please!

Windows is being an over-achiever today