Lol :-p
Created Google account with name Ass Guard (Asgard) and then I received mail saying..

In lame man terms..!

Wish it is that simple

When i was studying Engineering, I used to wonder how programmers works straight 3,4 days without sleep and all.

With today, I completed my 3rd day, with just 2 hours sleep in the last 70 hours.

Now I get it,

This is.. passion,
This is.. love,

This is Life.

This so me...! And I really love the black theme <3

Lol..,
This is so funny 🤣🤣

yeaa.. this is devRant......

First time in my life, I contributed to open source repo.

Feeling awesome. Yet to be merged with master.

Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.

So far, this is my inspiration to refactoring the code right after it works as gift to my future self.

Lol..:p
Mind would be fixing promotions

Sounds familiar?
Bug times!

Is this kidding me ?

Some pics don't require captions..!

This meeting is not real. There is no spoon

Microsoft bot is in love with Linux.

Hey guys can someone help me to understand this ...

9\x96\x16\x90 \xAF\x7FAQ\x8C\xD6O)\xA1\x80\xFF\x193K\xF4\xF9v3G\x81\xA6T\x99\xADa\x94\xE5

One of the friend got a mail saying send solution to that particular one. That looks like encoded some shit.. :/ TIA

Never imagined this way before!

Some quotes...! Share your views.

Several minutes waiting for site to work after clicking on "required cookies only". Is this really what privacy laws were aiming for?

I was not having much respect for out front-end developer, as the UI is not so good., yea. I know it UI depends on the designer.

Now the new design changed and our UI looks awesome.,

and I must say that my respect increased a lot when my pm asked him to fix the layout in UC Browser.

Fucking shit., in UC it is showing two lanes as one lane. I don't know why., he was working hard to fix that.

Massive Respect to him. I really happy by being backend dev.

Now I'm concerned that using std as a namespace can be seen as offensive by people who are carrying an STI.

@dfox
You put that little horizontal scroll bar or you seriously wanted to troll us?

Thinking it's a side bar, I tried literally 5-6 times and then I gave up.

I was having fun, when I aliased my co worker cd="exit", he spent his whole day on fixing it and decided to install os again. damn poor :/

devRant conferences?

@dfox just an idea;

Finally... My setup at home!
Though wires are dangling everywhere!!

Macbooks are fast because of it's hardware ?

If so, I'm I'll install linux in my MacBook air (given by company).

What do you suggest ?

How this is a best practice?
What about CI/CD... Every commit to production..?

Wdyt?

When you become or became a programmer / software engineer, what are or did you reward yourself with for your hard work and success? For me, I want a Subaru STI😁

Non-techie friend: Does Blu-ray Compact disc will be blue in color or contains blue films ( In India we use blue films to refer porn movies ) ?

Me: :/

Four and half months,
Hundreds of hundreds PRs and one additional product cluster
By 6 Engineers..
To 500+ micro services
Which has no timezone or currency context,
Created by 250+ engineers,

To launch in a new country...

It didn't make me happy.

But the feedback from customers and drivers is priceless and #heartwhelming

Haha Found this 15 year old product to clean my laptop

Still strong

Android is fucking fucked up.

Why the fuck it takes so much of time to build. And trust me,

React + Android is the worst combination. Can't even understand what the fuck it is trying to say?

And sometimes, no body knows what is wrong with something. Seriously look at the picture, that's the solution sent by the Android lead.

Did you realize the repeatedly at the end. 🦆 What try 🦆 dude.

Fuck. I'm ain't gonna work on this after this project.

Am I Data Engineer or Software Development Engineer ?

I design the infrastructure for analytics data, and I build the infra entirely including an development. Except making reports out of the data.

What I'm supposed to be called ?
Data Engineer ?
Software Development Engineer ?

Definitely not an Data Scientist. Official designation given by company is Data Engineer II. But what I'm ?

Confused, someone help me please.

Am I the only one who gets intimidated when shit its roof?

Yesterday, during crucial business hours, one of the major OMS db column type got overflowed. Caused around 30 mins downtime and then later, pool of all connections with high concurrent requests flushed down stream which caused thunder herd.

One by one.. all services went down; Fucking java service couldn't even start because of load..

This is the moment I fell in love with GoLang. We shard request using GoLang service, it just started and picked up the load beautifully..

At the end, it is around 6 millions business loss, but a good lesson learned :)

My dream project is to build my own analytics system and project on monitors which basically says everything live users on site, what every user is doing... where my site is failing etc...

Fortunately I'm solely working on it and implementing in the company I work. So, in couple of months it is going to be realistic.

#awesome #analytics

TIL
Normalization of deviance—the idea that over time we can become so accustomed to things being wrong that we start to accept them as being normal and not a problem.

#StandForWhatYouBelieve

I was talking to my non tech friend, one friend of her who is working at one big kind of MNC (Mobile network companies) asked me what do you use in VFox.

I have no fucking idea what's VFox. I said I have no idea what is, we don't use it. He immediately asked me what technologies you guys are using (I am working in a startup)?

I said we are using Ruby, Ruby On Rails and Python, Djanho. He said you use all the old technologies.

I was like: WTF :😂, Okay tell me what are the new technologies? My friend interrupted us.

Later I googled to see what is VFox. It is actually a hosting company and this guy who don't even have any idea about AWS, GCP, using VFox saying Ruby and Python are old technologies. Lol..

Machine learning, I dream of a machine saving a lot of time 🙃

Friend: Does Blu-ray will be in blue colour or contains bf?
Me: :/

Finally gifting my sister, on the occasion of my sisters recently born baby's 21st day..,
My old laptop with Linux installed and with an update to Samsung evo 860 ssd.

She is new to linux, not so new. Hope she will find good stuff to prepare for the next job as she is on maternity leave.

Found this somewhere in the history! Any interesting stories like this :)

My interview...!

From civil background, not sure about internal system architectures.

Question: how does cpu switches between processes ?

Ans: how the f I know? Do I really need to know, internally!

Explained a bit.

He was like you are the one who are going to use kafka, not the one who are going to write kafka.

I was like devasted.

Sharded Deployments on Kubernetes

Hey Guys,
I'm from Bangalore, India. And I am planning to setup work station at home. Does anybody any pointers or sample workstations you already have set it up and running?

Why Apple developers make lot of breaking changes?

Updated to fucking Mojave, all my VPNs are broken!
The only thing I liked about Mojave is dark theme. Its sexy!

The greatest thing I ever do when work is pending from DevOps Teams, opening devRant app. Ever did the same?

#MyDaySucks

The biggest mistake my colleague done is -

update query for admin_reports table without where clause in mysql in production db. Right after that no admin reports. More than 1000 rows affected.

Glad we luckily we have some data in staging machine.. I don't know Why TF our devops team not taking backup. Hope they will from now.

Nom I'm using python to dump the data from staging and save it local file and then export to production.

#HisLifeSucks
#HeartBeatsFast

We need to go live by this month 10.

Yep, infra is ready in production. You can push the events and see the results right away.

PM: Wow, great. Setup staging we need to test it.

Me: FML, staging machines are smaller, can't even start the program.

Hey, how about aliasing git to "I have a boyfriend" :-p.

I'll try on someone.

!Rant.

Couldn't find any information on Google. Anybody tried Presto + GraphQL?

Any Indians who do @TDD?

Sorry guys, just for statistics.

Damn python. This actual wasted me 2 hours of time.

Why Python, why?
Anyone faced this?