Fixing bugs

LoL relatable

....Meme....

Welp, I just created a Minecraft server on a 48-Core Epyc with 256GB of RAM.

...I just hope I remember to turn it off when the free credits run out 😱

ah the family..

My girlfriend is amazing:

After a long uphill battle trying to finish a huge open source project I started months ago. She noticed I was getting a little deflated.
So she donated a small amount to the donation page to lift my spirits.
She wanted to do it secretly but didn't know that it wasnt anonymous.

The little things spur us on.

In response to:
https://devrant.com/rants/2149067/...
I took your advice.
She said yes 😁

I didn’t want to wait for the adapter to come in…

Beings of Devrant - what makes a person a bad programmer?

Sign me UP!

So the bosses and general peeps at work never close our door properly.

Finally earning the "engineer" part of our job titles :p!

Today my sister told me "bro, I want you to teach me how to program". My gf told me the same some months ago

So proud of my girls 😍

Sudo trees

When developing arm boards doing USB/HID stuff..

MAKE SURE YOUR USB CABLE IS NOT JUST FOR CHARGING

40+ hours of searching, debugging... and .. it was just.. cable.

AIs are following us on twitter now. What next?

It's watching a video and not coding..
Ahah

How to sleep for 8 hours in 8 minutes?

I have 3 different people trying to say that their last minute shit is priority. I have a headache, they put a meeting during my lunch hour. Fuck today.

School taught me how to read,
Python taught me how to think,
JavaScript taught me how to work,
Go taught me how to act.

Interview at amazon on Monday, wish me luck! Any advice? I've got 3-4 years experience, so not grad but not huge amount of experience.

I just calmly got up from my desk and walked into a meeting room to scream.
I hate this fucking job

Me: Hey boss, if you ever need someone to get into doing DevOps related tasks for the team, I'd be more than happy to take that on.

Boss: We don't really need any dedicated person to work on that, but if we do in the future, I'll let you know.

Fast forward a few days: I am now unable to deploy bug fixes to our testing environment, now in the cloud, because all access has been blocked for everyone except the two numbskulls who thought it'd be a great idea to move EVERYTHING over (apps, configuration manager, proxies, etc) first.

Oh, and this bug is affecting production.

I know politics is not allowed here, but I have to share this gem with you.

One day before the election for the European parliament the website of the German city Bochum showed a wrong bar diagram with false results of the election for a few seconds.

Everyone was loling. But I was like WTF? They were testing in production. And also they included data were the party AFD had about 50% of the votes. Are they retarded or so?

That moment, when you're on a hurry and hit "update now" by mistake. Been 45 minutes staring at the screen

Numbers:
- Facebook Monthly Active Users = 2.4 Billions
- Facebook Fake Users, not included in MAU = 3.4 Billions (FB declared recently disabling that much)
Total: 2.4+3.4=5.8 Billions

Worldwide internet users: 4.3 Billions

Maybe a little function like this could help?

function createFBAccount() {

if (numberOfAccounts++ > peopleOnEarth) {
print "You are not human"
exit
}
...
}

That feeling lmao

..............

It's 1:15 am here in my country and I need to finish this to the university for today 😂😂😂 I wanna sleep

pronounce GUI as "gooey" one more fucking time

From r/linuxmasterrace (u/KeithKatar)

How many times has this conversation happened at your workplace?