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Some of my webdev t-shirts.

I enjoy when non-devs have to ask me what it means

Java is to JavaScript

: what Car is to Carpet
: what Swift is to Suzuki Swift
: what Perl is to a Pearl
: what Ruby is to a Ruby Gemstone
: what Go is to Go Home
: what Shell is to Sea Shell
: what Bash is to Big Bash
: what Alice is to Alice in wonderland
: what Rust is to Rusty Theron
: what Awk is to your Awkward cousin
: what Dart is to Darts
: what Julia is to Julia Roberts
: what Korn is to Corn
: what Maple is to Syrup
: what Caml is to a Camel
: what CHILL is to Netflix
: what Crack is to Crack
: what Curl is to Curls
: what Hugo is to Boss

To be continued..

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Criteria : programming language on left , analog on right

Me: I want the laptop without pre installed Windows.
Seller: Genuine windows will take care of viruses. It's virus proof.
Me:😂 Windows? Ok but I don't want that, give me without it. 😂😂😂

Renovating

Any unity devs out here???

App has dark theme. Loading screen is bright white. RIP my eyes

Is this how i should sanitize my inputs?

When you flash a BIOS update and find out that your OS ain't booting.

A C++ question. Correct answer will get you a virtual thug glasses & a cigar if you're into that , and upvotes (:

#include <stdio.h>

int main(void) {

int i = 4;

int* p = &i;

i = 8;

printf("i divided by *p is: %d\n", i/*p);

return 0;

}

What is the result of running this code?

Left an anonymous FTP running on a huge client for two days 😅

I'm pretty young for a dev and I am still learning as one but I find it sad how nobody at my middle school knows anything about code. But I'm glad I got this app because I get to see what devs are up to 😃 blessdd

I FINALLY landed an internship!! Fuck yes!! I'm secured for the summer woo-hoo!! 😄

Css commenting

Have a great working week guys! I will spent it on the beach with my devRant t-shirt! Locals love it!

UI vs UX

Devil trying to hack me he failed 😂

Enough alcohol to make the day bearable but not so much I forget how to write code

Stephen Hawking has just under 70k followers on Twitter. Kim Kardashian has just under 50 million followers. This realization really pissed me off - most humans are just idiots.

It's simple, just code.

Because Moment.js is too mainstream,

Oh man I really need to punch person who wrote this shitty file,
1k LOC , whole thing is a mess, this is just a gist of this crap

Branch merging IRL

Back on devRant!
@dfox I seriously wish some day I will get the squish ball and stickers you mailed me. Haven't got anything yet !!!!

What a beauty to start the day with

The secret of a good code ?
The right cup size.

I was learning OpenCV and decided to build something practical and open source (for portfolio). I mixed computer vision and screen snipping tool, now I think what else to add.. any ideas are appreciated.

The link (source code is on GitHub):
http://reverscreen.com

That's how development should be done

Every Unix command eventually become an internet service .

Grep- > Google
rsync- > Dropbox
man- > stack overflow
cron- > ifttt

Found this beauty today(it's an eraser)

CSS IRL