True always

Fuckin' hilarious 😂🤣

OMG I have no clue why they're leaving
- Every asshole manager ever

Took a leave from office citing valentine's day and now I am sitting at home working on my personal project.

Yaaaayyyyy....

I got my wife pregnant despite birth control being used... You could say she *puts on sunglasses* failed the penetration test.

I'll see myself out.

Being a student this was how my colleagues felt about my code and SQL procedures. They didn’t even let me create a change ticket to present to CAB 😂

Miss those days when web development used to be easy...

Now the react, react-router, redux, server-side-rendering, redux-form and nodejs...making me crazy.

And oh how can you forget the fucking webpack.

Someone please kill me.

This is a valid point.

"Hi! I love your work on github! I'm planning a cryptocurrency exchange and am currently looking for a developer to work with. Would you be interested in working with me and if so, how much would it cost?"

*reply*

>His face when he sees my hourly rate

Give that man some HUGE FUCKING COOKIES!

One of my friends purchased a bootable USB of ubuntu for around 40 USD.

Has anyone switched to Firefox Quantum? I have. I haven't missed Chrome at all.

Can I have a job?

Do you have experience with PHP?

Not really.

You're hired!

1969 vs 2017

My app just reached 10k users today🎉🎊

When you are Amazon employee and accidentally deleted half of internet because of S3

You wouldn't download a house

Angular Y U du dis to me

Triggered

Curly boy

"Yesterday's code today's mystery"

-all coders

My life lately.

My coffee mug 😎

Courtesy of Reddit

> System becomes Irresponsive
> Chrome is taking RAM
> Closes two windows with 60+ tabs
> Leaves 1 tab open
> Still taking RAM
> taskkill /f /t /im chrome.exe
> RAM is not being held as hostage by Chrome

This is my car.

Boolean logic

Devs vs non devs

Android Developer job ads next week:
* +10 years of experience in Kotlin.
* +3 years developing enterprise level apps using Kotlin.