Python or JavaScript on backend ?

rant!!

Dead Line.

Interviewer: One last thing, hope you are not married.

She: No, but how is that relevant?

Interviewer: Well because this job involves a lot of traveling you see...

She: Makes sense Sir. Also, I have a lawyer friend, in case you need any help...

Interviewer: What help?

She: Help with filing for your divorce Sir, as this job involves a lot of traveling...

Send me some songs you listen to while coding any song is appreciated xD

It happens 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

i'm getting headaches right now...

Too fast.

And it's not a good thing.

While we start to think that we get a hang of something, there is new thing coming out.

Result is nobody knowing anything well, nothing is developed properly.

Hardwares, languages, frameworks, methodologies. Everything is going too fast.

Or may be I'm just a slow sloth.

I had the dream of working as web designer in Berlin.
You know: techno partys, hedonistic lifestyle and cheap living.
I applied and flew over and got some Interviews.

Arrived at the agency situated in a beautiful broad avenue in a villa at the Olympia Stadion. I was greeted by 2 loud small dogs and nobody else was there. So i waited an half an hour.. and another one...
I notice their company code of conduct nicely framed on the wall. You know what is written on the first place?

"We value peoples time therefore we're punctual."
"We are cosequent"

So after two hours waiting they came. They were pretty stressed out and neded another 45 minutes to get ready to interview me. So they sat at the table telling me excuses. And i pointed at the frame and they suddenly got very bleak in their faces. I stood up and left after 3 hours of waiting. 😆

Sadly no Berlin for me.

JavaScript can do anything...✌️

How developers deal with someone else's code!
Fixing bugs after bugs and it goes on.

Any rubik’s cube fan?
I ordered a rubik’s cube to help me when I faced a bug since I don’t know how to use the rubber duck

C++ is beautiful.

you know something's wrong...

People ask me why I don't use Windows 10 anymore.

This.*

*(Yes I can opt out of all that but how many average users do a fresh install of Windows?)

Who needs a rubber duck when you can have a rubber unicorn?! 🦄❤😍

3:00.
You turn off the PC.
You went to bed to sleep.
You realized you didn't have dinner.
You are hungry.
You are lazy and tired to get up.
You are in dilemma.
You are pretty screwed.

"Our time has come"

— Repost from Reddit

I'm planning to add this in my next project..

Login Critter

Source: https://github.com/cgoldsby/...

First rant here!

So i just inherited this legacy application in my new job.

I started looking at the code and it just doesnt make sense!

What the fucking fuck!!

Haha am Eager to see this.

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Non-dev buddy: Dude I'm gonna report you to the tech department what are you hacking??
Me:

JavaScript makes no sense.

Gamer + Coder ?
Hit plus.

Are teenage devs destinied to stay single? 😂

Nobody can teach programming, programming teaches you...

Make sense :/

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