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We had recently a thread asking about our internet speeds, this seems relevant to most of what I've read in the comments so far.

Taking a 4 day vacation from coding at work sure is great.

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My girlfriend is amazing:

After a long uphill battle trying to finish a huge open source project I started months ago. She noticed I was getting a little deflated.
So she donated a small amount to the donation page to lift my spirits.
She wanted to do it secretly but didn't know that it wasnt anonymous.

The little things spur us on.

Just yesterday I posted a rant that when would I get the stickers. Voila they're here today...😲😲😄

Why I love to code?
I just love being mentally challenged.

All right Bois, it's my first 3D model in years: a lamp post's base.

Jesus fuck this shit has a learning curve.

whatever man

"I think I can automate this..."

It works!

My laptop...

What is this ?
U call this wireless security??

Anyway what is the best way of securing hotspots in the airports , hotels , ... ?

Dynamic programming languages be like

Servers running with no issues for the last 3 years, goes down 30min before boarding a 14 hour flight

I couldn't resist the built-in dual displayport connectors, so I brought my laptop into the office to see the dual 4k displays on it. I will never be this productive again.

That's what I call a nice weekend :)

I found a healthCheck function while troubleshooting an old application for a large auto manufacturer today. The healthCheck function was running several times a day on a timer. The function tries to insert a record into the database and returns whether or not it was successful. It was written in 1999 and has to date inserted over 2.5 million records into the database! 1/3rd of the data for this application was the same record.

How the hell did nobody notice this for 20 years!!!

Why do reposted memes get more ++ than actual rants 🙃

I'd wear this shit all day if I didn't fear looking like a pervert to those who don't know GitHub.

Nobody:

Me: Let's buy a bunch of stickers

Welcome back, 2G

Me: p
Windows Search: Paint
Me: pow
WS: PowerPoint
Me: powers
WS: Powershell
Me (typing too quickly to notice Powershell is already there): powershell
WS: ummm idk

Shared screen with a client over Skype. Showed them in Postman that their API wasn't working as expected. It was expecting a json. Instead it was giving error code 400 instead of 200.
Message :
"Error: No error. All OK"

I'll never forget the words of the client:

"Don't use all this fancy software, you don't know how to call APIs, open Internet Explorer or chrome and paste it in the bar. You'll see All OK, means all is okay."

*insert you dense mf meme here*

"Writing an app sounds fun!"
*opens android studio*
"What the fu-"
*closes android studio*

My six word horror story.

We switched from aws to azure

Proof that the team is overworked, stressed, and tired.

Someone forgot to add the life juice...

Have a Skype interview in 15min for a backend position. Only the first screening, but I'm anxious anyway.
Wish me luck!

When we finally get to Mars, all programmers on Earth will scream in pain over having to program another timezone

I love this Google's Colab feature, when I saw it, I just laughed for no reason!
A button to the answer :)