"Apple and Google will ban the use of location tracking in covid19 contact tracing apps on their stores to ensure user privacy and to prevent governments from using the syatem to compile data on citizens"

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

You know that feeling, when you code, compile, run. It just works ?

That’s the moment I get insecure

Ok, rubber ducks are ducking helpful, but I moved to use actual ducks.

If you are currently stuck somewhere where your rubber-mate cannot help out, feel free to ask. I’ll forward.

This is how I feel using default IDE keyboard shortcuts ...

As @shoop said, learn to Google is essential. Also, if the interest isn't on top, mentor them, give them tasks that build on each other. And don't start with assembler language.

If all programming languages but one got deprecated, that one should be Rust. Honestly, whoever designed it is a fucking genius.

penguins ...

😂😂😂😂

This is hilarious 😂😂

Servers running with no issues for the last 3 years, goes down 30min before boarding a 14 hour flight

[Client]
We've noticed we gave you the wrong product prices for our new online shop.

[Dev]
Yeah, just login to the backend and fix them.

[Client]
But we don't want to use your fancy backend, we'll be using anyway soon - we want EXCEL!
Could you send us an EXCEL, so we can fix that?
How much will this cost?

[Dev]
Sure... here you are.
Not that much, takes about an hour.

[Client]
Great, you'll hear from us in a few days.

(a few months later...)

[Client]
We've finally managed to update the EXCEL. And btw, we've also added a bunch of columns with product pictures and new properties, highlighted products to delete red, inserted some comments with manual instructions and basically destroyed the entire data structure of this table.

Before I forget... also make sure to get this finished today, we have to go live ASAP. Our marketing campaign is already live.

[Dev]
Well, I'm sorry to say this, but this is not possible.
I'm currently working on another project and it will take me hours to clean up the data you sent me, before even starting to build an import tool for the new data you provided. Better stop the campaign and I'll do my best to get this done by the end of the week. Also it may be a bit costly.

(angry client calls immediately...)

(dev transfers to manager...)

(client transfers to client's boss...)

[Manager]
Ok Dev, I think I was able to explain it to them. However, it would be great if you spend day and night to get this thing out ASAP.

[Dev]
No problem...
I'll just do it by hand to get this out immediately.

(few days later; nearly done, exhausted)

[Client]
Hey Dev, here's another EXCEL.
We've just noticed there were a bunch of errors in the previous one. Please use this instead...

Side projects..
This describes the shit very accurately.

hope not a repost tho

Does anyone else get irrationally annoyed when a team member says "Hi" via slack/messenger etc. and then nothing else until you say "Hi" back, and only then describes what they want?

Dahhhhhh. Stop wasting my time. Just ask what you want.

The guard at our school thinks I'm hacking

My parents thinks I'm hacking

My teacher thinks I'm hacking

But all I did was only build Redis from source...

Bruh

Here’s a poster with a super short description of each one to help you keep track and find some new useful Linux tools.

Me: p
Windows Search: Paint
Me: pow
WS: PowerPoint
Me: powers
WS: Powershell
Me (typing too quickly to notice Powershell is already there): powershell
WS: ummm idk

My girlfriend is amazing:

After a long uphill battle trying to finish a huge open source project I started months ago. She noticed I was getting a little deflated.
So she donated a small amount to the donation page to lift my spirits.
She wanted to do it secretly but didn't know that it wasnt anonymous.

The little things spur us on.

Caught myself spelling name Jason as json. Send help

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Who else is bout to roll up and smoke

alexa in action

Is teenagers allowed here?

Hehe

1. I post weird stuff in FB.

2. I break keyboards.

3. I keep typing semicolons.

4. I close the solution without saving it.

That deserves to be here.

For me coding is best at about half of second 0,5l beer with ~5-6% alc. drunk at rate beer/hour. Did half of my bachelor's thesis during half of that second beer probably.

https://xkcd.com/323/

A sys admin in his natural environment.

Code: *Exists*
TSLint Nibbas:

So, I finally gave in and installed the unofficial LineageOS ROM for the Google Pixel on my phone. I got tired of waiting for the official ROM. It was quite an adventure. I have to say the most time-consuming part of the whole process was getting my bootloader unlocked (because my Pixel came from Verizon.) I did have a little adventure after the installation though. I opened the devRant app for the first time and was instantly blinded by the default light theme.

TL;DR I now have LineageOS running on my Google Pixel, and I'm quite happy about it.

It's 4 A.M and I just remembered what I did wrong, this happens every freaking time 😐

What the hell brain !
I need some sleep !

MS Edge got a bit unsettled and competitive when i typed in 'Chrome'. 😂. It's a bit sad though 😕

stairs which is started from zero :D

ironic

Is there a rate limit on devrant?