My friend said this,

Roses are red,
The screen turned blue,
I'm not a programmer,
What the fuck do I do.

Roses are red,
violets are blue;
If I were a query,
I'd SELECT * FROM you;

Roses are red..🌹🌹
Sky is blue...🌌🌌
unexpected '{' on line 72

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If you make me debug your spaghetti code,
I will stab you.

Roses are red,
my screen is blue;
I'm here thinking:
"What did I do?" :(

Roses are red!
Violets are red!
Trees are red!
Grass is red!

Oh fuck!
My garden is on fire....

Roses are red,
Sky is blue,
do{
//some stuff
}while(true)

Roses are red, Violets are blue,
Should I really switch my frontend to Vue?

Happy Valentine's day.

Ruby is red
Your code is stunning
But my gradle build is still running!

Dev poetry...

Roses are red,
Lilies are orange.
Fuck PHP.

Roses are red,
Bluescreens are blue,
Windows enrages me,
I‘m telling you.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Bad gateway on port five hundred two.

Roses are red, Violets are blue
Unexpected '{' at line 32
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Please don't brag about Python now😂😂

Roses are red, I have a pet hen. Microsoft recommends upgrading to Windows 10.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Coded all night long
Please date me

Roses are red
Exceptions are blue
Empty catch blocks are going to hurt you!

try
{ somethingVeryDangerous() }
catch { // No Op
}
finally { SaveFile() }

5th best business school of the world they said

At a developer conference, we were given these "dev joke" card to trade with another person, to break the ice and make a new connection.

roses are red, violets are blue,
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I'm seriously what is google up to?

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I got ghosted by a recruiter

Roses are red

Violets are blue

This is just another rant

You know what to do...

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
For loops suck ass
StackOverflows do too 😪

Roses are red

Boost I need you

You do so much I cannot breath

You fucking need to be hacked around every time I have to compile you for a different compiler or VS version getyourshittogheter fucking hell it makes me hate you

Roses are red, I ride on my scooter. There is a new update to your Windows computer.

"Roses are red, violets are blue. I wont send the job unless you pay me." - Giulio Pinotti

Roses are red ,
Violets are blue
Unexpected '{'
on line 32

So today in class, we had the task of presenting poems, for whatever godforsaken reason.

I finished mine last minute and guess who's been the lucky student who had to read theirs.

It then included things such as, roughly translated from german.

Hey actually I could use the translate bot for this but can't be bothered.

"Roses are red, violets are blue, I can't rhyme and neither can you"
"Roses are dead, violets are dead, democracy is dead"
"Roses are red, violets are red, everything is red, communism"
"Roses are red, violets are red, blood is red, god is dead"

Then I finished up with a Nietzsche quote "God is dead, god remains dead and we have killed him. How shall we comfort ourselves yadda yadda"

Actually didn't get fucked over by the teach.
Course and teach quite liked it apparently, can someone explain to me why that is?

Cause I genuinely do not understand what could be likable about such 0815 garbage that's just memes?

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Blue screen of death,
And a reboot for you.

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I'm using Linux mint
What about You?

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue

Unexpected '{'
on Line 32

Roses are red
I'm gonna cry
"can't read function 1 of undefined"

when your trying to use someone else code, but they have it very unoptimized, so you fix it up, only to refresh your editor to see Type-error hell and the editor tells you to fuck off by not telling you what line it's on...

I mean what the fuck man. Why do editors do this shit. They don't clear their caches sometimes, so you don't know if a type-error occurs, so your just FUCKED and you have to start all over. I've spent 5 hours just trying to edit one fucking program so I can import it into mine. The code itself is just fine, but the amount of sloppy variables is good damn outrages, I legit have to leave non-critical variables or else the program just breaks, even though those variables aren't even being fucking used for the purpose I have the program for anyways. And I can't just leave the code as it is because it would cause to much of a performance drop in a program that involves music. Like I would let that happen. The worse part is, is that I got so close one time, it was almost done, no type-errors, 2 hours in, I get a little excited and delete some more useless code without checking for type errors. Well guess I'll go fuck myself. Oh? I can't seem to find the most likely most useless unrelated variable? Shucks, oh boy, oh gee. Fuck off with this shit, I didn't start learning JavaScript only to be fisted in the ass if I want to use code from someone else program. Literally it would be so much better if the editor could tell me where this error is, but noooooooooooooooo, it's literally an internal error and that means I can go fuck myself two ways to Sunday

We can’t use google sheets, cause of security risks.
(Okay...)

Not even for our showcase content.
Which is public.
The showcase content which goal of the company is to have seen by as many ppl as possible.
Cause security issues which may lead to the possibility of people seeing it.
Seeing the content we want them to see.

Roses are red
My dog ate my led
I may be going crazy
It would be so easy
If they used their head
Or at least fucking read

Edit: if any security expert can give me a valid explanation better than: “it’s the protocol” I am willing to accept I am wrong, but then the point is that they (colleagues) are dicks for not explaining