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In 2014,. I sold 0.17 btc for $87. I bought pizza with that money. It was delicious. I regret nothing.

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I am pretty fast...😂😂

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Desperately searching stackoverflow for an answers. NOT FOUND. Posting it as a question. MARKED DUPLICATE! What kind of sorcery is this? :D

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I was presenting a paper about "P5.js". My line began with "P5.js is a javascript library ... (and I went on)".

After my conclusion one of the judges asked me "Is this based on JavaScript?"

My reply "No sir, Magic!".

(Funny part - Got first prize.)

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Have IR in your smartphone? You must try this.

Go to the nearest bar or a place where there is a TV show/match going on. Turn the TV off and run :D. (Order pasta run fasta)

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My friend just started RUBY.
He read somewhere " Ruby is used commonly in rails ".

He now thinks RUBY is for programming trains and station related stuff.

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I have to do this every time I leave my laptop alone.
Hostel Life !

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Found this on Quora today :

Programming isn't sexy at all. In a club, try picking up a girl by telling her your heroic tale of saving an entire department by rewriting a recursive function to take advantage of a feature in the new server Intel chips to scale up their online orders.

Then tell me how it goes.

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A survey by freeCodeCamp showed the following result.
No wonder many are single. :D
What about you people from devRant? Are you single?

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"Why wait when you can ASYNC ":D

Heard this somewhere long back. Coming back to me now while learning node.

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So how has coding impacted my life?

I lost 54 kgs. My girlfriend I mean.

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Coding made me feel smart and dumb at the same time :D

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"If you want to be a good developer then be good at one programming language." - I don't know why but I do not agree with this.

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Funny :D

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The only thing that's awesome from Microsoft and that too has over 5000 issues.

PS: I love VSCode.

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Did the UI just got updated in GitHub?

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Right now I'm at that point where if I stare at the code long enough it might confess itself.

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Saw this just now in SO :D

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Just found out there is a "Hooker City" in Oklahoma.
How you ask?

Was testing for this weather app and expecting it to return "Location not found" but it returned the weather when entering "Hooker".

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Thanks! For the reminder :D
Got this result when searching for localhost:3000.

People are awesome!!

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Guess who just collapsed several lines of code and then spent 10min looking for them.

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I don't really like using tables that much.

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