teacher gives a question in a test : can you save a word document as a pdf.

me :Yes

teacher :that is wrong

me : shows her how to do it..

teacher : "oh well "

Fact=!rant

Gf: Hey look, YouTube shows a preview of the video on mouse hover
Me: pornhub did it first
Gf:what?
Me:wut?

Person: Check out this “savage” file!

Me: Huh?

Person: *Shows SVG file*

🙄

When the new employee shows up with new ideas and is all excited to work there.

We should make a website called something like:

"ihavenothingtohide.com"

It's just a web crawler that shows you everything you have ever posted on all your accounts and hopefully shows embarrassing posts first.

Bought this Lenovo thinkpad netbook a while ago.

I was told it has 4gb ram.

Just did a free and free -m command.

It shows nearly 8gb of ram.

😯😍

Friend : Hey bro I made an awesome program which shows your future wife's name.

Me : Hey that sounds interesting, show me the source code bro !!

Friend shows the code :

#include <bits/stdc++.h>
using namespace std;

int main()
{
string first_name , last_name;

cout << "Enter your first name\n";
cin >> first_name ;

cout << "Enter your last name\n";
cin >> last_name ;

cout << "Your wife's name is " << "Mrs " << last_name << "\n";

}

Me : Dude you are gonna crack Google some day :P

My apple watch shows the correct time twice a day! 😍
Thanks apple for this new feature.

Do you guys also go full blind when some retard shows you his screen with full brightness and no dark theme?

Turns out Spotify desktop shows a lightsaber as the seek bar when you play this

Me, trying to create a LaTeX document: *googles "latex string comparison"*
Customer and boss walk in.
Google: *shows NSFW results*

I.. Let...- Let me explain, it's not what it looks like!

Me: Hi, how can i help you today?
User: Sorry, i can't upload a picture for my profile. It shows a popup saying that i already uploaded it.
Me: it's because you uploaded.
User: Awesome man, thanks.

Client: I want the best.
Me: *starts designing a complex and pretty neat website*
Client: I don't like that. I want this. *shows me website design from 1998*
Me: *cries myself to sleep*

This sticker shows what I think of Apple devices

I like how nano not only shows you unnecessary whitespaces, it throws them in your face and and screams "YOU SEE THAT? WHAT IS THIS SHIT? DELETE THIS DISGRACE TO CLEAN INDENTED CODE!"

@dfox and @trogus thanks for this place. It's clearly a labor of love and that shows.

I never understood Snapchat.
- Its a text messaging app with all the useful features removed
- Its a camera app that deletes all the photos you take with it
- Its a news app that only shows you clickbait

"I have 4G in my phone"
Me: That's bullshit! We don't have 4G yet in our country.
*Shows me the phone*
"4 GB"

It shows when it's time to rant

So I've started my Python adventure and made an app that lets me know what's my next lesson in school. It shows lesson, subject and time.

My train is running Debian...

Normally it just shows the PXE boot screen when it's not working.
Seems like they've improved 😂

YES!!! 😍😍

When GitHub shows love.

The guy in the blue shirt shows us a real life implementation of HTTP error 418 I'm a teapot

*starts Unity 2D project*
*puts sprite right in the middle of the camera*
*nothing shows up*
*deletes Unity 2D project*
fml

Clint want custom CMS with php,

*makes custom CMS with php

Client thinks it's not php coz it looks pretty.

*shows php code

client still not convinced it's php

If Big O notations where emojis.  This chart shows you common big-Os with emoji showing how they'll make you feel as your data scales. Source blog.honeybadger.io

HBO, the network that owns Game of Thrones, one of the highest grossing and most popular shows, still use Flash for their web streaming service.

I cry in dothraki

Dear outsourced developers. Don't send me your private SSH key by email. I don't need it, it allows me to access anything else you can access pretending I'm you, and it shows a misunderstanding of how SSH keys work. 🤦🏻‍♂️

When you've been a developer for 13 years and new kid comes in and shows you stuff you don't understand #kidsthesedays

Every hour or so someone shows up at my desk requesting a query to be executed.

I feel like I'm just a human-sql interface.

So I just started to use devRant on browser and noticed it shows the whole text from a rant, instead of putting read more just like the one on phone. Created a script for that thanks to @JoshBent

Me *shows friend website hosted on Ubuntu VPS*

Friend: You using UBLUNTOOTH?

Me: Excuse me? This is going on devRant.

When you go out for an interview and your current boss shows up

One thing I love about this app is the sorting algorithm. While giving good popular posts exposure, it also shows new unpopular posts in the mix, which you don't see a lot these days.

Stack Overflow: Search on Google before asking questions
Google: *Shows stack overflow in top results*

Designer - *showing an animation made with after effects* Lets add this really cool animation in our website

Me - Actually that will be very difficult with plain CSS. We will have to use some heavy animation libraries, and we don’t have that much time for the project.

*next day*
Designer - Found a better animation
*shows another animation*

Me - *awkwardly* This is more difficult to implement than the previous one

*next day*
Designer - What about this one
*shows yet another difficult animation*

Me - *ashamed and questioning my skills* ummm....

Designer - you know what, just add fade-in-out

And then blue screen shows up.......

"We can try, but it'll be hard. They encrypted their IP."
Probably the most used line.

Execs: “We know the business, we should do this”.

IT: Eh, data shows the opposite though...

Execs: We don’t need data, we just know.

IT: Dafaq!?

I was wondering why I never have space on my C: drive…
It seems that "Windows.old" which shows as only 500 MB in the explorer actually weighs almost 100 GB. 😑

Colleague: You know something about Java, right?
I: Yes..

(colleague shows some FRONTEND JAVASCRIPT and asks a question about it, FYI i am a BACKEND JAVA dev)

🙄😒

Just found out that this was possible.
It is the message that shows before password screen in win10. Dont know if older windows has this feature supported.

Some skids came up to me:
> Look, this is cool right? *Shows me termux*
> I just said - no

Any Silicon Valley or Mr. Robot fans here? :) 2 of the best shows for us devs.

+++ Just like StackOverflow, GitHub now shows possibly related issues to the one you are creating +++

(Still in Beta)

fb messenger stopped working after the update, it just shows a white screen... it made me realise i don't even care, family and friends contact me there but ... Dobby is a free elf now

To any fellow Linux sysadmin out there, is it true that 32 bits systems can handle a max of 16gb ram?

Running a 32 bits CentOS live disc in my dedi which shows 16gb ram available while the BIOS shows 32gb installed...

😅

I created a Clinic Wait Time app that shows patients their estimated wait time. These are displayed on TVs at all of our clinics!

When Diglett shows up uninvited in your bar charts...

Soooo.... this shows now when I open Chrome, best joke I've seen all year.

My friend after he watched some of the shows I recommend him(silicon valley, Mr robot, etc)
"You're like an encapsulation of all the things wrong with the characters, without the genius"

Coworker: "Look our WebApp loads much faster in Chrome (0.8s) than in Firefox (4.6s). This clearly shows that Chrome has the better JS-Engine"

Me internally: "No, it just shows how bad your JS-Code is, and not optimized, you dense Mo**Fu**"

My CV shows that I have experience with Java and also python scripting but I keep getting calls about Javascript positions..... Cmon HR you better than that...

VScode shows that how good a big company can do to the world by honestly caring about its clients than focusing on its selfish needs.

It's just sick how managers boast about how their programmers aren't getting sleep enough/at all due to nonstop coding.

That's not actually something to be proud of, CAUSE IT SHOWS HOW INEFFICIENT YOU ARE AT, I don't know... MANAGING?

If you delete the code that shows the error message the error goes away

Whoever created LinkedIn website, please fix the fake notifications. It's so annoying. even if there is no messages or request it's still shows the notification 😣

Client: "Here's a report that we got another company to do, showing everything that's wrong with the site."

* Report shows all suggestions that I originally made and they shot down *

Me: *facepalm*

At my school. This "infoscreen" usually shows ads :P

When Windows shows it can be trusted to run your business

Travelling by train in Germany shows the 'great' status of the mobile network here.
Even emergency calls aren't possible sometimes...

Given how much I'm asked to fix my family's computers, I think I'm just going to write a script that shows a "Now fixing..." message and just restarts their system and router.

Finally, a sticker that shows both sides of the nerd that I am 😀

Anyone know a good dev series to watch after Silicon Valley.

Not exactly a rubber duck but he shows me the dark side of the Code

In middle of debugging an issue. Phone rings. While picking up mobile accidentally falls on laptop keyboard. Next thing I see is BSOD. Shows SYSTEM_THREAD_ERROR_NOTHANDLED. Are you serious?

Teacher: The next 3 months we're going to learn web dev
Me thinking: fuck yeah, finally, I love web dev.
Teacher 1 week later: shows us how to build with wix-like builder...

Just when you are done working and want to relax so you start the pc, and this shows. Tableflip. 😒

!rant

... ahem.
I CAN TYPE IN THE BOX
AND IT SHOWS UP
AND IT STAYS THERE

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

A devrant app patch that shows the full rant ALWAYS instead of Read More...

When a colleague shows you he's using the "latest" JavaScript framework, but you're still stuck with the "old" stuff..

I guess the best feature of devRant is that the homepage, where we see all the rants, does not show who posted each rant. It just shows the rants. That's it. Great to see the app is "rant centric" and not "user centric".

When AI shows more modesty than humans.!

I downloaded a template that I currently use as an UI kit for a project and now the very same site shows me this ad. I wish all ads were like this. ☺

When Play Store shows me a category called Discover Science...

When the notification icon shows you an important number :3

OH MY FUCKING BATMAN, WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS WEBSITE SHOWS ME A POPUP WHEN I HAVEN@T EVENT FINISHED READING THE FUCKING ARTICLE. FUUUUUUUUU

😑
MFW git blame shows my name for code I don't understand.

That moment when you have so many tabs that instead of showing the number it shows the emoji :D

I think I broke devRant 🤔
On my phone it shows 49 notifs while on laptop it shows 23 🤔🤔🤔

programming on tv shows/films/series etc

Working on a script that shows weather in a notification because why the hell not.

[edit] such compression much wow, thanks devrant

When I see someone from the sticker club I always has to imagine the reaction of client at the first meeting on which he shows up with his laptop.
Professionalism < 0
Ridiculousness > 9000

In my opinion during the past 18 hours devRant has gone from a great resource - to a must have indispensable developer community. It shows the power of Internet communication.

So many new developers arriving are making it so much more fun and valuable. I enjoyed devRant before but now it is amazing.

I am having a tough time keeping up - which is great.

Estimation shows I was put on about 13 watchlists after searching: "how to kill all children of single parent"
The struggles of a programmer

Map that shows you how far you can travel within a certain time.

Anyone else's blood boil when TV shows abuse tech terminology? Like the 'hacker' saying "connecting the virtual TCP to the neural net."

Mighty Devrant gods.
enlighten me with your knowledge.
Best programming/"hacking" movies/shows?
(I've already watched Mr robot)
Even the cringe worthy but classic, must watch ones.

Don't these bloggers realise that popups are our blind spot? As soon as the popup shows, I already hit the close button without having to look at the content of that popup.

When you've spent DAYS coding, testing, and perfecting a custom function...

... and the very next day IntelliSense shows you the built-in method that does exactly the same thing.

In C# you are not able to do bitwise operations on generic enums so you have to cast them to an integer via object... 😐 Apart from that, this awesome code shows what C# can do 😊

!rant
How many of you guys have played Uplink? IMO it's a game every dev should try. While it's not exactly realistic, especially today, it shows actually how powerful a hacker can be. And YOU are that hacker.

I wrote an app (took all morning until now) that tells me which shows and movies Amazon removed from Prime...

I forget why I wanted this... was it just to screw with Amazon because they rejected me....

The app is also going to tell me what movies/shows were added because they can't fucking sort them in chronological order by release date. I don't want movies from pre-1990s that were recently added...

Yes I could search for them manually but it's too fuckin tedious, gotta turn on like 10 filtering options...

And maybe I just want to run mini-DDOS attacks on their servers...

Windows 10 now let's you step through a options menu, which shows automatically after the new update, to select which kind of tracking you want to have. This makes it way more transparent for not tech savy people:)

sitting with friends and trying to book movie tickets online. the cinema simulator shows all good seats as booked. Me: "don't worry guys". open inspect element, changing the seat image from booked to available. now everybody think im hacker... :)

Retarded person I met today : "JS is gay cos you require strict mode for blah blah blah"

Me (and my webdev friend): pfft...

[Shows our ESLint Styling rules]

him: "o-oh... How the f-"

You know, there's one thing I absolutely LOVE about IntelliJ. It strikes through deprecated code and shows what you can replace it with.

When TV shows or movies show IP addresses with numbers greater than 255 :/

LPT: Name your branch after your user name.

If you select the branch in your IDE the status bar shows "Checking out dbx12". So at least someboddy is checking you out.

I try to take things slow for a few days. I also stop coding on my free time and play some game or watch some shows/movies. And sleep a lot more. Chocolate helps, too.

...and this photo from our latest conference, shows our developers having an interesting debate about tabs vs spaces.

Me to gf: hey hun look what I built! (Shows off new project)

Gf: (sees video playing in background) oh that's so cool! Did you do that? (Points at video)

Me: no, but look at this! (Shows off feature)

Gf: oh... well that's great hun, I'm so happy you are doing what you love

Built a Media server using emby and then realized that one of my old TV shows with only 5 seasons was taking 129GB of storage space and I would need to transcode them, did my research and decided to use VP9 for the codec (YouTube, native browser support, etc.) found that it reduced my shows size to 51GB with great quality still. And then found out that emby doesn't allow direct play of VP9 on browsers and it's transcoding back to H264 Everytime I watch it. Submitted a issues, we'll see what happens now.

Got postblocked on Facebook for saying a certain video (which shows useless "self-defense techniques") is the cause people are trash at hand to hand combat :D

30 days of not telling random people they are idiots, FML

Retards at /r/pcmasterrace are laughing at this dialogue. Kind of shows how many of those people actually knows about PC.

Are there statistics here in devRant that shows how many users here are PHP developers, C# devs, Frontend devs, Full stack LAMP devs, DevOps, etc? Something like that. 🤔

Have IR in your smartphone? You must try this.

Go to the nearest bar or a place where there is a TV show/match going on. Turn the TV off and run :D. (Order pasta run fasta)

Just saw an ad on LinkedIn.

First line: looking for JavaScript developers of all levels

A bit further down...

Requirements: 4+ years of JavaScript experience plus whole front-end stuff

The fuck is wrong with people?

At least the salary is not crap.

This might seem insignificant, but I just hit 2000 ++'s!
Thanks everyone!
I think it shows how the community here appreciates each other, it's great 👍

Gradle just got updated and every fucking code shows error now!
Goddamn it android studio.

suggest me some good geeky tv shows like silicon valley

Just sitting here in class, when all the sudden my profs code shows up in the schools hall for no apparent reason....

Create a new project in Xcode Version 10.1 (10B61) - Single View iOS app.

Drag a button on to the screen. It shows in InterfaceBuilder

Launch app in simulator. Button shows, then disappears. Noob says WTF?!

Poor noob has to ask me why this is happening and I explain that Apple's Single View project is a single splash screen project. The button they placed on what they thought was the single "window" is really a splash screen named "LaunchScreen".

Apple Xcode team (aka fucktards) provide yet another shitty out of the box experience...

It is so hard to be positive when teaching others how to use Xcode. Thanks for DevRant for letting me vent.

Pintrest-like thing: Ten things you didn't know you could do with your android phone
(Picture shows a guy holding sole phone with iOS)

Keeping Excel sheets with diagrams of my progress through different series (TV shows, comics, etc.)

Is it just me or is this image really creepy?
visual studio team services, shows up if you visit "my work items" and nothing's assigned to you

@dfox, @trogus Hey! I'm logged in, but whenever i click 'visit store', it shows this modal for me to login again.

The brand of my jacket shows which search engine I use

When you thought you fixed a bug but it shows up again...

Fuck people that do not show up on Mondays because"they're sick".

Thanks for extra workload of two more people on top of my already two-man job.

When is the point where you aren't allowed to touch your own AI anymore?

When it's capable of speech?
When it shows emotions?
When it becomes self aware?

When does it stop being file deletion and start becoming murder?

i nearly had a panic attack when 3 tables contaning transactions shows empty,. then i reconnected dbeaver and it turns out it was fine,. damn my shitty internet!

watched first two episodes of mr. robot and it seems pretty good so far. does it go like other hacker shows/movies or does it stay good?

-me tries to create a website builder.
mom: Can you just stop playing videogames all the time and get a job?
-me shows her money
- mom: well fine.
Next week same loop.
im sure you are familiar with this.

MFW after a year of reverse engineering everything I finally talk to the last guy and he shows me the heaps and heaps of documentation he wrote that nobody ever bothered to mention

Black mirror is awesome.
What do you all think about that?

We all love that colleague that swears he didn't make the method that's making 2 different functionalities not work 5 hours before the deadline even when git blame clearly shows he was the one to make changes.

Fullstack Bluetooth in the cloud using a mainframe matrix and heatsinks for optimal parallel multiprocessing.

I hate buzzwords. And especially hate TV shows that try to sound smart.

Why the fuck YouTube shows suggestion for other videos before the current video ends on top of the video?

On typing "beau"
My mobile keypad auto suggestions shows:

BeautifulSoup4 before beautiful

Seems like I crawled way too much than chatting with somebody.

Google now shows the top rated Stack Overflow answer in the search results!

Maybe others have gotten this already, but it just seems soooo cool!

When you click on the github wiki of the API you wanted to use and it shows you the "Create the first page" banner....

Guess I'll have to find another API with proper fucking documentation.

Shows client site in progress on demo server. I tell them not all of the responsive styles on a chunk of the pages are done yet.

Client: Everything looks wrong. If it's not working it should say 'coming soon'

Me: This is a demo server, it will be finished before the production server for sure

Client: Put coming soon up please

When you just received an email from your boss, and he magically shows up beside you asking if you have read it. :|

whenever i tell my dad about a technology that is going way beyond our imagination and tell him about the consequences of it and how we should worry about that
then he watches some random tv show about internet security/cyber security and various algorithms (very abstract) which are currently changing the world and how we should care about our data and what the consequences of X technology is...
he be like: "oh is that true? that's interesting, how does that work?"
i'm like😑 dad, i already told you about that😩

ever had similar experience?

When you already have a huge deadline that's barely doable, and then your boss shows up with yet another task he forgot to ask you to do!

And of course this has to be done right this afternoon... 😵

TV shows be like: "Look at this cool styled and complicated digital presentation of our crime case that I created and memorized in the 30 minutes we had left, just to show it to you."

I have a bug that shows null but i got an "null" string which is nasty. To someone who did this, i'll find you and i'll kill you

Who here doesn't give a damn about streaming services and still torrents all their movies and TV shows?

Your face when a whole new problem shows up.

"You obviously nerfed something, it's broken now and it wasn't last patch!"

*git log shows nothing changed in 9 months*

When players know more about your code than your version control does...

The response to Unity Tiny seems to be mostly "wow such small". I guess it shows just how bloated software is these days...

Fuck arch.

I know what you're thinking
"arch isn't that bad he's overreacting"

WELL I'M NOT OVERREACTING!

Thanks to me trying to install Arch i cant get my laptop to boot. It just say some thing about network boot failing. I cant go into BIOS either. It doesn't work! I cant even boot from usb!! It still just say some thing about network boot failing, shows some weird black screen with a black bar at the top left and after a while shows some thing about network boot failing again and that repeats

One of my biggest tech related peeves, someone shows a video as part of their presentation but doesn't use full screen or even worse leaves the cursor over the video.

Question: how does my phone know where I took the picture?
me: when it shows you the image after you take it then the phone writes on the back of the picture where it happen.

I'm a tech lead for a new agile project for a manager who knows nothing about agile. Having to work on a chart that shows exactly how many sprints each milestone will be and when it will complete for like, 17 sprints from now when requirements aren't even set. Wtf?

One thing that really bothers me is that people use use megabyte to mean mebibyte. What makes it even worse is that Windows does it too. It says it shows gigabyte but actually shows gibibyte.

Now imagined my frustration when I saw this D:

When you have 30 min. until your final presentation, 2 persistent errors you haven't been able to iron out for hours....... and everyone else in your class shows up asking you for help with their output..... RAWR!!!

I think this might be a record...
My sister asks me what's this, I come over, she shows me a random website she found and starts asking me what she can do on that website...
Fucking kill me now...

HOLY SHIT. short story, just dodged a bullet. Using the Samuel L Ipsum generator and not thinking. I then use this copy to test the notification system with the following text. luckily the system email only went to me!

"Look, just because I don't be givin' no man a foot massage don't make it right for Marsellus to throw Antwone into a glass motherfuckin' house, fuckin' up the way the nigger talks. Motherfucker do that shit to me, he better paralyze my ass, 'cause I'll kill the motherfucker, know what I'm sayin'?

Well, the way they make shows is, they make one show. That show's called a pilot. Then they show that show to the people who make shows, and on the strength of that one show they decide if they're going to make more shows. Some pilots get picked and become television programs. Some don't, become nothing. She starred in one of the ones that became nothing."

Everytime I boot into winblows and back into linux my sound quits working. Yet nothing wrong with the drivers, it shows sound output, seems to be hardware switch somewhere really. because everything shows sound works.

I turn off for 5 minutes and boot into linux and all is good.

I guess I am wiping Windows completely. Work can figure out what to do with the computer if I ever leave. But for now it is mine.

i think im losing my mind.

i swear i placed like, 10 labels on my VB form, the designer even shows it's there! but when i run it for testing it all disappears!

i think i need a break.

So I use a TV shows tracking app and for some reason, all the titles of the shows have been replaced by "your mama don't dance". Wtf?

Everyone excited about Silicon valley and Mr. Robot and I'm here just waiting for another season of Gravity Falls...

I have this fckin bug that only shows in production but only after I've done a certain thing 20+ times. I can't ignore that and I can't reproduce it locally. That's just fantastic -.-

when you're reading an article on a site and a big pop up shows with no way out. then you don't know where is the thing you're reading so u just close the tab. that's productivity.

Much better... sorta....

In your face Amazon!!!

Now I can easily know when new movies are added... though apparently Amazon considers live stand-up comic shows as Movies...

After nearly 30 years developing, I've seen plenty of irrelevant job emails, but this one shows I can still be surprised! I'm struggling to think what in my profile could even come close to matching me for this role.

Not only is the default password they set a piece of shit, the password field actually shows the password even after you save it, why even bother with security?

Hash your fucking passwords!

The internet kills my insides.

One of the things I like are - website redesigns. To look back at one's old work and think, I can't believe I thought it was a good idea to release such. Shows progress.

CEO of the startup: We're fully funded. [Shows screenshot of a Whatsapp conversation with an alleged investor.] See?

Me: Riiiiight

One thing I don't understand, when I want to sign into iTunes Connect website, I have auto fill filling credentials, Apple first shows only email field, click next, then it shows password field, click next then you are logged in.

Why is it like this? Username and password are both filled, but yet need to click login twice to access my account -_-

that moment when a friend shows his code to find error solution 🤔😣😧😫

Lets make an app that shows a lot of ads. Oh, people actually have to download and use it? Well, let's half-ass a game and name it [...] of[...]!

-every mobile game studio

The fact that something like JSFuck can exist just shows how quirky JS can be.

Bugreport, when someone posts a rant it shows it 2 times.

You know you are in trouble when a Google search shows only 5 results and all of​ them are stack overflow

I love the new Algo Sort logic, because it shows high rated but older rants too
Thanks @dfox :-)

I think I've been DDoS'd 🤣

I was going to return the favor but his profile only shows "++". 🤔

When Xcode 9.3 is available, but Swift.org hasn’t updated to Swift 4.1 yet.
What the hell? 🤦🏻‍♂️

Update:: just kidding, it shows apparently. Ugh.

comment your favorite tv shows for em coders n hackers here!
ill start:
mr robot, it crowd and silicon valley

What shows (series) talk about the software industry and are actually realistic?

Used to be anime, but now I just have a tendency to hoard files (usually movies/shows)...just in case streaming services go down.

In the latest update of firefox, the dev console shows all tabs as labels instead of the icons that never really made any sense to me, and in Swedish too! This is a great improvement, I love it! :)

Love how google play shows devrant in app purchases ranging $1 - $60

getting paid for training session over a piece of software, preparing material for workshops, stressing out about crazy questions.
training day : one person shows up, not one single word, evaluation signed, go home with check.
I LOVE MY JOB.

In production, whenever nginx can't find an upstream it will display a static 'maintenance' html file that tells the user the come back later

In development, it shows clippy :D

Friend comes over.
Friend: "Should I declare this as long or double?"
*Shows me code, requires user input for that particular part.
Me: That's VARIABLE
*dies laughing

The only console which shows their feelings for you.............*sigh*

Where can I get fullstack js codebase for small projects?
GitHub search shows humongous ones or otherwise repositories of js frameworks.

And/Or share your repos having the same

Gotta improve coding standards

Write a function that shows off a cool stuff about your favorite programming language
Me:
function coolstuff(){
echo "I can always google and reffer everything and stack overflow got my back";
}

WTFFFFFFFFOMFG

Why is setting Java path so frustrating? My $JAVA_HOME is supposedly be in my /usr/lib/jvm/java-8-oracle directory but Nautilus shows up nothing!

It's like I'm head first inside the rabbit hole. Fuck

I have this one project manager who shows up at my desk, following up on his email for which I haven't even received push notification yet

Anyone watched the Silicon Valley? AMAZING! I love it, Ehrlich and Gilfoyle are the best!
Does someone know a similar show? And please don't suggest the IT crowd, I don't like it