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If you don't use Firefox or Chrome, I'll kill you.
Skills

<em> I hate my life </em>
Location

Germany
Website

http://roehler.nrw

Joined devRant on 5/16/2016

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So it's been a while I posted here... but today I got an logo.docx after I asked for an Vectorgraphic. That's it. I'll quit my job and become an ex google techlead on youtube!

rant document vector as logo fucking a word

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I FUCKING HATE SAFARI. SUCK A DICK APPLE

rant safari dont apple

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Very smooth title on the 404 Google page!!1

undefined 404 error not found google

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Highspeed Internet in germany. Ftp ftw! .. I sometimes had over 64kb last night. Beautiful!

undefined slow peace of ass omfg ftp

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Testing..

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is it seo, if i post my domain here? I mean i could just throw some keywords in here like Webdesigner Köln Bonn Homepage and such, then say: visit www.robinoehler.de and it would be a valid Backlink for free to my domain.. am I right?

undefined !rant seo webdesigner

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FUUUCK I HATE FUCKING WORDPRESS AND PHP!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

I didnt change anyfuckingthing and everything went to shit! FUCK! FUCK YOU FUCKING FUUUUUCK!

undefined php my life wordpress fuck

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Me: What could possibly go wrong?
Anxiety: I'm glad you asked.

undefined !rant

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When it's 5AM, you had zero sleep and your deadline is in 3 hours: Oh loard my saviour php, please - PLEASE just let my peace of shit code work for once. *reloads page*
Error message appears. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCK!

undefined php deadline nosleep

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Client: Can you build a Webshop and make it SEO,SEM and advertising-friendly?
Me: I COULD TRY. Whats your budget?
Client: Up to 400€
At this point I slowly faded away.

undefined webshop wk21

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I work for an big company that owns a social media website. One day I worked on the CSS of that side an changed...
[read more]

undefined biggest mistake css

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I've wrote the shittiest Assingenment ever. My college gave me 92%. I can't believe that they actually read it. I'm angry and also exited :D

undefined assingment study

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I dont know how to feel about these new Profilpics ..

undefined devrant

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o rly?

undefined expert orly

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it works! ..wtf?! Why does THAT SHIT WORK?

undefined as usual

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To all the forced restarts at Windows 10

undefined w10 bluescreen windows restart

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A Client wanted a Webshop, SEO etc... i was like "sure mate". After a while of talking he said his Budget is around 250€. GG.
Move on, nothing to see here.

undefined budget webshop

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"Shit, did we just send that notification to everyone?" - some dev, probably

undefined bug

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Today on "Shit that will never happen to me":

undefined sure dude

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"Oh you didn't save the last minutes of coding? Better restart and you can't refuse" ...I am so happy to still use W7 on my desktop Pc.

undefined w7 w10

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Finally someone who knows what it means to be a developer.

undefined suddenly emo

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In october my best (female) friend will become my PM. I don't know if this was a good idear.

undefined pm

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Functional Programming literally has 'fun' in the title; OOP is one letter away from 💩. I rest my case.

undefined fp oop

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I used Haskell today!

undefined haskell

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I feel shady for using WP for such a long fucking time... is it worth to learn Laravel?

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Jake ...who?

undefined wikipedia jquery

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Finally its here. I'll use it daily :D

undefined stressball devrant
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What is this 'favorite' thing in the bottom right about?

undefined favorite features devrant

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Drivers.

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I made a client who installed w7 on a macbook and used ie7 for years use chrome, so he i don't have to fix his website for Internet Exhauster.

undefined wk6 ie client

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