Just finished dinner and the phone goes:"hello I am phoning from Microsoft support" *cracks knuckles* let the games begin

When my boss said
"This site should work fine in IE6"
:|

I don't know who, or where you are. But want to let you know the test was successful.

When the normal cream doesn't do the job...

My girlfriend doesn't talk to me anymore after I said I helped the new girl to do some penetration testing.

I actually clicked past this, as per habit, before I reacted. Best EULA I've ever seen!

(In case anyone doesn't know: "Lorem ipsum" is a nonsense place holder text mostly used to try out layouts.)

Coworker's whiteboard today

Who encodes a whole gif inside the main CSS of a multifolder JS app without any documentation as to what it is? My university, that's who.

I just wanted some water :(

Long rant ahead.

Holy shit is this hard.

I'm not a dev, but I'm working really hard to become one. I come home from work every day at 7:00pm and study between 3 and 5 hours of coding, and finally I'm starting to make decent responsive web pages. I got excited, finally the studies are paying off and I guess I got carried away and told a "friend" about it.

"What?, But making web pages its fucking easy anybody can do web pages! I did mine with dreamwiever, is that even considered development"

And there goes my self steem holy shit..I know, I know its not development, Im not a programmer neither do I pretend to be one but holy shit.

I guess I wish some people would anderstand the amount of effort that can go into an app or web..

My stickers just arrived. Greetings from Porto!

Double your estimates.

"Please disable AdBlock to view the content."

No. I'll just leave. Bye.

adding //To do in my code be like

Developers clearly aren't the only ones struggling with proper naming!

Not a rant but I'm too excited not to post it. I proposed, she said yes!

Who the fuck is able to not understand the basics of git. With ten years, supposedly , of front end experience. How in the hell do you not understand version control.

Credit : 9gag

Laughed so hard, that I had to defenitely post it on devRant.

My screens have a different height, but luckily I solved the problem with c++

Clippy. Never forget

</sarcasm>

True...

When your girlfriend calls you a nerd for getting excited after earning free laptop stickers

I got board and decided to make a weather app.

I have designed everything except the font which is Open Sans.

The app will be created on Electron and will be my first entry into that world.

It is currently in the design phase but thought it might be nice to share it's development with you guys.

I hope you like it and as always feedback is more than welcome.

Jenkins builds...

I'm pretty sure Shakespeare didn't say that.

He's a bit bigger than a duck, but he does the job just as well.

Why software aren't free!

Now that's a fail.

I've been wanting to reply "Hail Hydra" 😂