So, you start with a PHP website.

Nah, no hating on PHP here, this is not about language design or performance or strict type systems...

This is about architecture.

No backend web framework, just "plain PHP".

Well, I can deal with that. As long as there is some consistency, I wouldn't even mind maintaining a PHP4 site with Y2K-era HTML4 and zero Javascript.

That sounds like fucking paradise to me right now. 😍

But no, of course it was updated to PHP7, using Laravel, and a main.js file was created. GREAT.... right? Yes. Sure. Totally cool. Gotta stay with the times. But there's still remnants of that ancient framework-less website underneath. So we enter an era of Laravel + Blade templates, with a little sprinkle of raw imported PHP files here and there.

Fine. Ancient PHP + Laravel + Blade + main.js + bootstrap.css. Whatever. I can still handle this. 🤨

But then the Frontend hipsters swoosh back their shawls, sip from their caramel lattes, and start whining: "We want React! We want SPA! No more BootstrapCSS, we're going to launch our own suite of SASS styles! IT'S BETTER".

OK, so we create REST endpoints, and the little monkeys who spend their time animating spinners to cover up all the XHR fuckups are satisfied. But they only care about the top most visited pages, so we ALSO need to keep our Blade templated HTML. We now have about 200 SPA/REST routes, and about 350 classic PHP/Blade pages.

So we enter the Era of Ancient PHP + Laravel + Blade + main.js + bootstrap.css + hipster.sass + REST + React + SPA 😑

Now the Backend grizzlies wake from their hibernation, growling: We have nearly 25 million lines of PHP! Monoliths are evil! Did you know Netflix uses microservices? If we break everything into tiny chunks of code, all our problems will be solved! Let's use DDD! Let's use messaging pipelines! Let's use caching! Let's use big data! Let's use search indexes!... Good right? Sure. Whatever.

OK, so we enter the Era of Ancient PHP + Laravel + Blade + main.js + bootstrap.css + hipster.sass + REST + React + SPA + Redis + RabbitMQ + Cassandra + Elastic 😫

Our monolith starts pooping out little microservices. Some polished pieces turn into pretty little gems... but the obese monolith keeps swelling as well, while simultaneously pooping out more and more little ugly turds at an ever faster rate.

Management rushes in: "Forget about frontend and microservices! We need a desktop app! We need mobile apps! I read in a magazine that the era of the web is over!"

OK, so we enter the Era of Ancient PHP + Laravel + Blade + main.js + bootstrap.css + hipster.sass + REST + GraphQL + React + SPA + Redis + RabbitMQ + Google pub/sub + Neo4J + Cassandra + Elastic + UWP + Android + iOS 😠

"Do you have a monolith or microservices" -- "Yes"

"Which database do you use" -- "Yes"

"Which API standard do you follow" -- "Yes"

"Do you use a CI/building service?" -- "Yes, 3"

"Which Laravel version do you use?" -- "Nine" -- "What, Laravel 9, that isn't even out yet?" -- "No, nine different versions, depends on the services"

"Besides PHP, do you use any Python, Ruby, NodeJS, C#, Golang, or Java?" -- "Not OR, AND. So that's a yes. And bash. Oh and Perl. Oh... and a bit of LUA I think?"

2% of pages are still served by raw, framework-less PHP.

I really hate this company.

The code is a disaster. Every single other employee is a salesperson. Nobody has any bloody clue what I do or how difficult it is. They don't care about stability (unless things are crashing), maintenance (until crashing), code quality (until it delays features), or anything apart from shiny new features they can sell. The boss (the king salesman, if ever there was one) doesn't know how to manage, but tries to by acting like his "nice asshole" self -- he's an asshole that gives you passes, makes sure it's bloody obvious that he's doing it begrudgingly, yet everything is still absolutely your fault. If he arbitrarily decides it's too much your fault, he stops being "nice" and flips out on you in front of everyone. That's a "nice asshole": an asshole who can barely even pretend to be nice.

Fuck him.

And you know what? I really hate having to work next to these fucking birds, too.

Today was our weekly conference call, and I was both late and unprepared. I was too focused on my work, and got a ping 4 minutes into the meeting, so I obv didn't have time to prepare. Boss was also pissy today, and I didn't have much to show for my week, thanks to lots of little "OMG NEED ASAP" shit projects that all took too long, pushing back what I was actually supposed to work on. Which didn't get finished, of course, and today that project was "the most important" -- I suspect simply because it wasn't finished. AGADJFSKL. Cue the birds fucking screaming and never fucking shutting up no matter what I did. Blanket? No effect. Spray bottle? SCREAM MORE! Boss was yelling at me, the birds were screaming, and I couldn't think. Goddamn fucking disaster.

and yes, we have a macaw. A macaw and over 20 cockatiels. Said macaw decided today was a lovely day to just fucking SCREAM non-stop, and the tiels were doing their best to keep up. Thinking clearly during this cacophony? Not gonna happen.

Wait, "go elsewhere," you say? Somewhere quieter? Where is this "elsewhere?" We live in a fucking tiny house, and during the call it was (and still is) filled with sleeping people, and surrounded by a fucking desert. Who the fuck thought living in the desert was a good idea, anyway? Like, seriously. What brainless moron thought "You know what? This is a great place! Let's settle down right here," while trudging through the scorching sand and dust, looking at the basically lifeless horizon filled with large, hot, dry, dusty, barren rocks (aka "mountains"), and fucking dying from thirst? Probably someone so delirious from heatstroke they never actually recovered, and continued raving that it's a goddamn paradise to their heat-addled imbecile followers. I really hope they hallucinated a la-z-boy in place of a hedge of teddybear cholla and died an excruciating and prickly death. Fuck that guy/girl, too.

But I digress.

I seriously need an office that isn't a 30 min drive into gang-central. I'd work outside, but I live in the middle of the bloody fucking desert, and get heat exhaustion within about half an hour. Everywhere else in the house people bother me almost incessantly.

just. FUCKING FJASKLDFJGAG.
I HATE THIS PLACE SO SO SO MUCH.

'I've had such Zen lately,' Alex said. Maybe then, but lately? I've just been too exhausted and burned out from putting up with all this shit to get angry. Days like today? I could pour kerosene over everything and laugh as it all just burned to ash.

The paradise of debugging 😍

Don't know what to say found this on reddit

A: man Stack Overflow is a paradise on earth, anything I need is on there, it never lets me down.

"Stack Overflow is currently offline for maintenance"

A: ......PANIC

Dev's debugging paradise

"I have a $1 million idea. Will you work for me for beans? I'll reward you with paradise when they grow tall"

Everybody dream of making own version of google company,that is paradise for every programmer. Atleast its advertised in that way.

But eventually when s/he start own company it eventually become evil corp.

Reality is harsh.

Fucking React Scripts, "yOu hAvE mUlTiPlE VErSiOnS oF bAbEL-JeSt, Use nPm Ls Jest To TrACk It Down"

Ok you dumb fucks:

npm ls babel-jest
react-typescript@1.0.0 /Users/chris/Downloads/8sleu4
└─┬ react-scripts@4.0.3
├── babel-jest@26.6.3
└─┬ jest-circus@26.6.0
└─┬ jest-runner@26.6.3
└─┬ jest-config@26.6.3
└── babel-jest@26.6.3

OH LOOK THEY ARE BOTH IDENTICALLY 26.6.3 STOP BUILDING AN OPINIONATED PILE OF GARBAGE IN YOUR COCONUT TREE FUCKED UP FALSE PARADISE YOU CALL SILICON VALLEY!!!!!!! I'VE NEVER SEEN SUCH A BUNCH OF GARBAGE!!!! I'D PREFER A TOOL WRITTEN BY KINDERGARTNERS IN CRAYON!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

EVERY

SINGLE

TIME

REACT SCRIPTS

BREAKS

Nothing better than crawling into a cool bed with fresh bedding 🤤🤤🤤.

Just been murmuring to my partner "fresh duvet fresh duvet" as I starfish the bed.
Incapable of further thoughts with these crisp sheets.

Heaven 🤤😻

Happy @Sunday,
May you enjoy the last few hours of stressless paradise before our evil lord @Monday appears!

I've been spending more time reading rants than working the past few days. Thanks for enabling my procrastination devRant! :)

Switching to macOS was an entry to paradise.

I go to Windows only to play Call of Duty. It’s crap and always will be.

P.S no comments on Linux.

I got moved to a new team. My old team was truly agile, and my manager was very "off hands" and actually let us work.

My new team is an older team that practices a bloated abomination called SAFe Agile, and the manager gets into all the details to the point of removing autonomy.

Shoot me please.

Paradise lost.

THE PARADISE EXISTS.

Who thought Lua was a good idea for extending gameplay functionality??

It's weakly typed, has no OOP functionality and no namespace rules. It has no interesting data structures and tables are a goddamn mystery. Somebody made the simplest language they could and now everybody who touches it is given the broadest possible tools to shoot themselves in the foot.

Lua's ease of embedding into C++ code is a fool's paradise. Warcraft 3's JASS scripting language had way more structure and produced much better games, whilst being much simpler to work with than Lua.

All the academics describing metatables as 'powerful extensionality' and a fill-in for OOP are digging the hole deeper. Using tables to implement classes doesn't work easily outside school. Hiding a self:reference to a function inside of syntactic sugar is just insanity.

Nobody expects to write a triple-A game in lua, but they are happy to fob it off to kids learning to program. WoW made the right choice limiting it to UI extensions.

Fighting the language so you can try and understand a poorly documented game engine and implement gameplay features as the dev's intend for 'modders', is just beyond the pale. It's very difficult to figure out what the standard for extending functionality is, when everybody is making it up as they go along and you don't have a strongly-typed and structured language to make it obvious what the devs intended.

If you want to give your players a coding sandbox, make the scripting language yourself like JASS. It will be way better fit for purpose, way easier to limit for security and to guarantee reasonable performance. Your players get a sane environment to work in and you just might get the next DOTA.

Repeatedly shooting yourself in the foot on invisible syntax errors and an incredibly broad language is wasted suffering for kids that could be learning the programming concepts that cross all languages way quicker and with way more satisfying results.

Lua is hot garbage for it's most popular application, I really don't get it. Just stop!

I just found a duck paradise! 🦆

Do you remember how they say, you won't notice how much you miss something, until it's gone? Well this Island (Guadeloupe) is as beautiful as it can be! However the internet connection sucks. Big time!

Plus the humidity killed my laptop (or at least part of the keyboard including the keys I need for the partition unlock, which means no laptop until I'm home and replaced the keyboard.

I didn't bring it for work but to be able to look up stuff, maybee write some (non dev) stuff and such...

But to be honest since this vacation is so relaxing, I'm not even really mad. Strange.

If only this button could make this shitty work week end & launch me in to paradise. I've had it up to here with PMs, clients, sales and stupid people. Any one else? 😖🙋🏼👋🏼

Oh yeah am very religious.
I attend the Church of JavaScript.
We code 5 times a day.
And pray on Sundays for Internet Explorer.

By keeping away from bugs and living a functional life
We will all one day meet the web in native paradise

Went on Vacations to Dominican republic !

It's a paradise !

Going back to Canada in 2 days... Oh WAIT ! Positive covid PCR test, welp, 14 days to stay in a hotel room :( And ofc need to take vacations days for that

and hotel only offer 7 days, other 7 will need to pay :( But at least I have a nice view

Developer coffeinated paradise 😍

I just love working with this other company!
Their projects are fucking complicated, but still doable, they entertain me

But most of all, the examples they make are just awesome!

Like now I'm developing a CRM for a small clinic and there was an issue like "what are notes for?"

Reply:
"The patient is showily homosexual, remember to ask for his HIV exams after his next visit"

Other examples:
Q: "what happens during the visit?"
A: "the patients comes in, the receptionist will hand over a tablet with some questions like how deep his asshole is, then proceeds to to doctor office and there he will be raped for 30m, during the rape the doctor will take note of how destroyed his anus is, and will proceed to prepare a therapy"

Q: "I see there's the requirement for attachments"
A: "yeah once they get into the doctor room, they will be asked stuff like feet pictures to let the doctors jerk off later at night, but also PDFs about exams or some kind of stuff like that"

Q: "Will the staff be able to notify one another about random shit?"
A: "They're 3 people in like 40 square meters, so they might as well just shout 'hey, I shit myself bc there's no more toilet paper', they're close enough to hear one another"

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I'm sorry in advance if you feel offended by any part of this

Can we get a 'designRant' app?

I just... I just can't listen to their fuckery in my angry little devRant paradise. I'll go nuts.

upcoming life choices :

- leave home( and a lifestyle where i live/eat rent free, save 90% of pay check, start work at 12pm and end at 4pm but still renowned for being the most productive engineer, workout and party) to live near office and wfo 3 days/week

- quit a relaxed job + look for a similar role in highly competitive/unstable economy + stay at home with parents who are very much controlling, and repeatedly quarrelling amongst themselves and/or with me/my choices

yepp, both points are true about my home life: its a physical paradise as well as an emotional hell

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of dev
I take a look at my life and realize there's nothin' left
‘Cause I've been codin' and proper formattin' so long that
even my momma thinks that my mind is gone
But I ain't never del'd a row that didn't deserve it
Me be treated like a punk, you know that's unheard of
You better watch how you codin' and what you pastin'
Or you and your homies might be lined in Q
I really hate to trip, but I gotta loc
As they croak, I see myself in the compiler smoke
Fool,
I'm the kinda D that little homies wanna be like
On my keys middle row, typin' prayers on stackoverflow
Keep spending most our lives
Livin' in a dev's paradise
Been spending most their lives
Livin' in a dev's paradise

Amount of text you need to read to do something the framework way.
At the end it turns out you can’t do it cause nobody thought about it and it’s just another piece of crap for doing simple things. You start digging inside framework code and see that something is wrong. You see copyright Google and you wonder if they have phd for selling their ass on street. Why the fuck you override the validation flag to true every time ?
Then you start invoking couple of methods and one of them works and stops that madness but you don’t know why but you proceed further so you can glue shits together to stop the ship sinking.
At the end after you’ve tried all the “simple” examples that works cause they’re stupid and you need something special you start to think if this framework is so unique and special cause it covers 90% of things, left you with hands full of crap ?
At the end after wasting whole day to change the border color of the input using couple of separate controls the framework way and when you succeeded you ask yourself really ?
One fucking event emit and couple of listeners with style change ? Damn you frameworks with your bidirectional easy fast doing shit.
Another day in paradise.

Just thought the other day of something: AI devs are developing what will make their job useless, as AIs will be able to do programming. AIs will probably take over each and every job and we won’t have to work anymore.

They’ll eradicate diseases and we’ll live for quite a long time. When the basics needs will be completely fulfilled, their goal will be to make of the world a human paradise, with the goal in mind of making us happy and have no worries.

Then they’ll make it to the next level and plug us to a virtual world. It’ll be a paradise, an utopia and it will probably be like the 1st Matrix...

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Or it may just not happen, but can we be sure of that… I’ve always laughed at people saying technology will end humanity, but now I realize that killing all of us is not the only way to end the humanity …

Love this open job position of node.js developer on BMW Group.
Working with cars and open source code its a Saint Graal.
But not this time.

I am pretty much the reason for most of my team's rants/rage today. I basically pushed commits that reverted most of our project's code to a near "start" state. All because I misread a change request. This side of paradise sucks!!!

Am I the only one noticing that all the developers here hate apple? This is paradise¡

node,express, react native, redux = paradise

I have an opportunity to speak to a large and well mixed group of web designers and developers plus _clients_ of designers and developers. Part of what I want to cover is what affects the client/professional relationship and project(s) in both positive and negative ways. I want to include your (dev/designer) real world perspective on that. So, please share a positive and/or negative client behavior or experience that typifies how hard it is to work with some clients and/or easy it is to work with others. If you have a solution that works well for bad situations, I’d love to add that to my presentation as well. THANKS!

I don't know why, but the backrooms sound, e.g. the generic transformer hum, is so soothing to me. Call me crazy, but oh how I want my room, and maybe my entire apartment, to resemble a 2000's office. Think cs_office map, but for real!

I know it's probably because of my childhood, but I constantly feel like I'm being watched. Not just watched, but at any time a vague authority figure will rush into my room and make me do things because I'm long overdue on everything for some reason.

This notion somehow completely falls apart when I'm inside some office, the closer to 2000's in aesthetics, the better. I don't feel comfortable in luxurious interiors, or in Hygge-inducing Scandinavian interiors, or at "home" (I have no feeling of home). But 2000's office is my anxiety's kryptonite.

My dream is to have a cubicle at home. And that the door to my room should have that thing that automatically closes it. And the lock made by Abloy. Old office-style carpeted floor. Vertical metal shades. And let this paradise drown in soothing 60 cycle hum.

Not dev related so don't shoot me. If you like writing I figure you maybe might enjoy this and thought I'd share.

This is a section from an unfinished novel about 2050s America, set in a corporate subsidized mega-fevela sprawling across washington state, ruled by gangs and patrolled by the officers of a bankrupt nation suffering through austerity and on-and-off again spasms of mass civil conflict.

"Averice - Sex, drugs, and vice, in the downfall and dying days of america."

we lived in a smoke government, where everything was bullshit they blew up your ass so you could continue make believe while
you were bent over with your head in the hole in the ground you mistook for your ass to start with. And if you questioned it all, one bit, the mouth organ of the state would command
hate upon you, like an old latin curse, with a lexicon armada of phrases like "terrorist", and "troubled individual" to character assassinate you by drowning you in the humbling river of societies mass delusion giver, those two sweet letters "TV."

No, we were on the industry edge here, inventing better bait to catch what the state politiburo labelled 'bandits', all for what?

It had, in later years become fashionable to call those who didn't want to be stolen from any more, projected as it were, "thieves", in the same fashion as those in the middle east, defending
their homeland from foreigners, were labelled "insurgents." Tyranny had not so long ago grown a sense of irony it would seem.

And if you became enemy number one of the state, as thousands were, you would spend your days on the run, always looking over your
shoulder for the states vanish vans--black escalades with men in dark suits and mirrored glasses, like bugmen with shiny inhuman, and inscrutable eyes full of alien malice.

These were sordid summers, full of plastic playhouses where the cost of a days wages you could lay with a synthetic lover and pay away the days tense tax for a good lay, and forget your toils and troubles. And so many were kept in poverty because of easy habit and routine that they forget they were not living.

But for me, I had none of it. I preferred the troubled thing on the corner when I could coax one into my state issued sedan. She was sulky, with bright blonde curls, 19, maybe 20, with empty eyes, as if watching some invisible horizon. And in the glow of the blue neon, among the wet sidewalks, and trash, she leaned into my car. No words were exchanged. I nodded, and
she got into the car, a miniskirt, and slinky little handbag.

This was no more than state business with a bureau guy like me, and for her, little more than the prison trade taken public.

She huffed some powder and climbed spraddle leg onto my lap, grabbing me along my jawline, eyes locked onto the depths of my soul, and
for the next ten minutes as she moved on top of me, I was motionless property while my lusts became animal, and she, my cream cup.

After, I arrested her to the standard protests, but she new the game and quickly hushed. This was the verdant arithmetic of the state. I was awarded x amount of pension points for every criminal, no matter how, and it was no gentle hand, not the judge, not the jury, or the executioner of their will. It was the rigid touch of a long arm, dislocated from the law, and now, like frankenstein's monster, cobbled onto the mechanism of the state not unlike the manner of a combine harvester.

We were the owners of all by virtue of all we could take, and we took all we could get. The serial romeos of state police power, romancing
the unwilling citizenry with televised patriotism and five minute power talks at the beginning of the corporate day.

It could be paradise or a wasteland if we wanted it to be. And for a time it was.

Edit: devrant always breaks my formatting. sigh.

as my first rant here I thought i'd start with one of my favorite relevant quotes:
"If only it weren't for the people, the goddamned people, always getting tangled up in the machinery. If it weren't for them, earth would be an engineer's paradise."
-Kurt Vonnegut, "Player Piano"

What do you think happens when enterprise software meets big data and user generated content? Idk, ask Github. These guys are sitting on a goldmine. The paradise of every big company. The only reason they're not faang is cos it's niche but they'll probably be influential (read, big bad) in the coming years

I predict the copilot thing is a benevolent side. Or maybe it still seems so since it's still in infancy and hasn't aggressively started snatching most developer jobs. What will become of us when that time comes? What other form of technology can computer still require our assistance to create?

"Graphic design is the paradise of individuality, eccentricity, heresy, abnormality, hobbies, and humors." - George Santayana

How difficult is it to decide for your own future?
It's a month that I'm in total panic 'cause of a difficult choice I have to make about my job.
I really need some external opinions and points of view from other developers, maybe more experienced than me (I'm a medium-junior JS developer).

The situation is as follows:

1) I work as a Frontend Web Developer for a wonderful enterprise-like company with 100+ employees, where the individual rights are fully respected, there are no whatsoever pressures and there is a peaceful paradise-like atmosphere most of the days. I also love my teammates, which is something rare because I often dislike other humans.
2) I received a proposal from a Fintech startup, which required me a long time to complete a complex programming test they gave me. They look all very young, modern, fast and passioned about their job. But they are only living with bank's investments and are not producing any money at the moment. Also, I don't know if Fintech will be a successful field in the future.
3) I received another proposal, from a Healthtec startup this time, which has a lovely mission in the medical field, has received millions of investments, it's gaining some KK net each month but has a team of only 2 developers (3 with me if I accept). I know one of the developers and I remember he had issues of not getting paid months ago.

What's the problem with the first company? I totally dislike the product we are building, the development stack (fully Microsoft-based), the company's view (they still sell and think about software like in the 90's) and how the repository is managed. Everyday there are huge problems that end up blocking the frontend work and the final product is super ugly and works only if you know all the quirks behind it.
It's an old-fashioned desktop app with inside Chromium which should execute some components like graphs, tables, forms and shit like this. Every component is configurable through a property editor which is an utter giant mess of collapsed menus. I also suspect that the company's main business model is based on the difficulty to use this software (because they sell licenses and courses to use it).
There are no modern UX/UI concepts applied at all, nor they seem to care about it.
Each time I propose something there is a huge chain of approval-waiting that end up in a stale mate.
Also, it's useless to show my frustration about all these issues because I count very little in a so populated office.

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TLDR: I need to choice if staying in a Enterprise Microsoft-based and old-fashioned company, but in which the atmosphere is paradisiac or accept the risk to work for a Fintech or a Healthtec startup.
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What would you do if you were in my situation? What's for you the most stable field in the future?
Many thanks for the attention!

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If your garage door is making unusual noises, failing to open, or getting stuck halfway, it could be a sign of broken garage door cables. The cables are essential components that help lift and lower the garage door safely. When a cable breaks, it can cause the door to become unbalanced, posing a risk to both the door and your safety. At Expert Garage Door Service, we have extensive experience in repairing or replacing broken garage door cables. We’ll restore the proper function of your garage door, so you can enjoy the convenience and security it provides.

Why Choose Expert Garage Door Service?
Local and Reliable: We're a locally owned and operated business, meaning we’re familiar with the specific needs of Scottsdale residents and can respond quickly to garage door issues.

Experienced Technicians: Our team is highly trained and knowledgeable in all aspects of garage door repair, including broken spring repair and broken garage door cables.

Affordable Pricing: We offer competitive pricing with no hidden fees. Our goal is to provide high-quality repairs at a price that fits your budget.

Fast Service: We understand the inconvenience of a broken garage door. That’s why we offer fast, efficient service to get your garage door back in working order as quickly as possible.

Excellent Customer Service: Your satisfaction is our top priority. We’re always here to answer your questions and provide personalized service tailored to your needs.

Contact Expert Garage Door Service Today!
If you're experiencing issues with your garage door, don’t wait until it becomes a bigger problem. Contact Expert Garage Door Service today at +1 (602) 888-3639 for expert garage door repair, including broken spring repair and broken garage door cables. Our friendly team is here to assist you with all of your garage door needs in Scottsdale and the surrounding areas.

Service Areas:
Scottsdale, AZ 85254

Phoenix, AZ

Paradise Valley, AZ

And surrounding areas

At Expert Garage Door Service, we’re here to ensure your garage door is in top condition. Trust us for fast, affordable, and expert repair services every time!

Illuminate Your Outdoors with Paradise Lights
When it comes to enhancing your home’s exterior, landscape lighting is a game-changer. At Paradise Lights, we specialize in transforming your outdoor spaces into stunning retreats, perfect for entertaining or simply enjoying a peaceful evening under the stars.

The Benefits of Landscape Lighting
1. Enhanced Aesthetic Appeal:
Properly placed outdoor lighting not only highlights the natural beauty of your landscaping but also creates a welcoming ambiance. Imagine walking through your garden at night, surrounded by softly glowing lights that accentuate the unique features of your plants and pathways.

2. Increased Safety:
Well-lit outdoor areas help reduce the risk of accidents. Illuminate walkways, stairs, and entry points with landscape lighting to ensure safe passage for family and guests, even in the darkest hours.

3. Extended Outdoor Living:
With the right outdoor lighting, you can enjoy your outdoor spaces long after the sun goes down. Create an inviting atmosphere for late-night barbecues, gatherings with friends, or quiet moments alone with nature.

Our Services
At Paradise Lights, we offer a wide range of services tailored to meet your specific needs:

Custom Landscape Lighting Design: Our team of experts will work with you to design a lighting plan that perfectly complements your home and landscape features.

Professional Installation: We ensure that every light is installed with precision, maximizing both functionality and aesthetic appeal.

Maintenance and Support: Our commitment doesn’t end with installation. We offer ongoing support and maintenance to keep your outdoor lighting in top shape.

Why Choose Paradise Lights?
Expertise: With years of experience in the lighting industry, our team knows how to create beautiful outdoor environments that stand out.

Quality Products: We use only the highest quality materials and fixtures, ensuring that your landscape lighting lasts for years to come.

Customer Satisfaction: Our clients are our top priority. We work closely with you to ensure that your vision becomes a reality.

Get in Touch
Ready to transform your outdoor spaces with stunning landscape lighting? Contact us today at +12393123032 to schedule a consultation. Let Paradise Lights help you create a beautiful and inviting outdoor environment that you can enjoy all year round!

Transform Your Outdoor Living Space with Choice One Landscape: Expert Services in San Ramon and Blackhawk, CA

At Choice One Landscape, we specialize in creating stunning outdoor spaces that are both functional and beautiful. Whether you're interested in a concrete patio in San Ramon, a complete backyard remodel in San Ramon, or professional landscaping in Blackhawk, our experienced team is here to help you bring your outdoor vision to life. With years of expertise in landscaping and hardscaping, we offer top-quality services that will enhance your home’s exterior, providing lasting beauty and functionality.

Located at 2641 Laramie Dr., Modesto, CA 95355, we proudly serve homeowners in San Ramon, Blackhawk, and the surrounding areas. From paver installation in Blackhawk to custom outdoor kitchen designs, we provide a comprehensive range of services designed to create the outdoor space of your dreams. Here's a closer look at the services we offer:

Concrete Patio in San Ramon
A concrete patio in San Ramon can enhance your backyard, providing a durable and stylish area for relaxation and entertainment. Whether you're looking for a smooth, modern finish or a more decorative stamped concrete design, our team at Choice One Landscape can create the perfect patio for your home. We use high-quality materials to ensure that your concrete patio is both beautiful and built to last.

Backyard Remodel in San Ramon
If you're looking to transform your outdoor space, a backyard remodel in San Ramon is the perfect way to do so. Our team specializes in designing and building custom backyard retreats that match your style and functionality needs. From installing hardscaping features like fire pits, retaining walls, and pathways to enhancing your landscaping with beautiful plants and lighting, we’ll work closely with you to turn your vision into reality.

Artificial Turf Installation in San Ramon
Say goodbye to the hassle of maintaining a natural lawn with our artificial turf installation in San Ramon. Artificial turf offers a low-maintenance, water-saving solution that remains green and lush throughout the year. Whether you're looking for a beautiful lawn for your kids to play on or want to conserve water, our high-quality turf provides the perfect solution for your outdoor space.

Sod Installation in San Ramon
For homeowners who prefer the look and feel of natural grass, our sod installation in San Ramon is the ideal option. Sod provides an instant, vibrant lawn that is ready for use. Our team ensures proper installation to help your new lawn thrive quickly, offering an efficient and long-lasting solution to enhance the beauty of your yard.

Outdoor Kitchen Contractor in San Ramon
As an experienced outdoor kitchen contractor in San Ramon, we specialize in creating custom outdoor kitchens that elevate your backyard into an entertainment paradise. Whether you’re looking for a simple BBQ area or a fully-equipped kitchen with built-in grills, countertops, and seating, we can design a space that fits your needs. Our outdoor kitchens are perfect for cooking, dining, and entertaining in the open air.

Hardscape Contractor in San Ramon
At Choice One Landscape, we are a trusted hardscape contractor in San Ramon, offering a wide range of hardscaping services to complement your outdoor space. Whether you want to install a new patio, build a retaining wall, or create a decorative walkway, our team has the skills and experience to bring your hardscaping ideas to life. We work with a variety of materials to ensure your hardscape features are both durable and visually appealing.

Reliable Construction Clean Up Services in Phoenix

After construction or renovation, your property may look finished, but it's far from ready. Dust, debris, and leftover materials can create a mess that requires professional attention. At Phoenix Power Washing - Pressure Power Pros, we specialize in thorough and efficient construction clean up services for residential, commercial, and industrial projects throughout the Phoenix area.

Located at 11201 N Tatum Blvd Suite 300, Phoenix, AZ 85028, our team is equipped to handle all aspects of post-construction cleaning with precision, safety, and attention to detail. Whether it's a new build, a remodel, or a major commercial development, we ensure your site is spotless and ready for occupancy or inspection.

Why Choose Our Construction Clean Up Services?
Construction leaves behind more than just visible dust. There can be stubborn residue, paint splatter, adhesive marks, and leftover materials that standard cleaning crews may overlook. Our construction clean up services are designed to handle these challenges using specialized equipment and trained technicians who understand how to clean efficiently without damaging new surfaces.

Our Construction Clean Up Process Includes:
Power Washing Exterior Surfaces – Remove dirt, mud, paint, and dust from walkways, driveways, siding, and facades

Debris and Trash Removal – Clear away construction materials, scraps, and packaging

Concrete and Surface Cleaning – Clean newly poured or stained concrete, patios, and parking areas

Window and Glass Cleaning – Eliminate construction dust and sticker residue from windows and doors

Detail Cleaning – Pay attention to every corner and surface, ensuring a truly clean and polished space

Our construction clean up ensures your project is presented at its best for clients, inspections, or the final handover.

Serving Builders, Contractors, and Property Owners
We partner with general contractors, builders, remodelers, and property developers to provide timely and reliable post-construction cleaning services. We also work directly with homeowners and business owners who want their renovated property to be move-in ready.

Fully Equipped and Experienced
Phoenix Power Washing - Pressure Power Pros uses commercial-grade equipment and eco-friendly cleaning agents to safely clean without harming new materials. Our team is fully trained, insured, and dedicated to high-quality results. We meet all safety standards and timelines, ensuring your project stays on track.

Timely and Cost-Effective Service
We understand that timing is critical after construction. Delays in clean-up can hold up inspections, closings, or move-in dates. That is why we offer flexible scheduling, fast turnaround, and fair, transparent pricing. You will know exactly what to expect—no hidden costs or surprises.

Areas We Serve
Our construction clean up services are available throughout Phoenix and nearby cities, including Scottsdale, Mesa, Tempe, Glendale, and Paradise Valley. No matter the size or location of your project, we are ready to help you finish strong.

Contact Us Today
If you are wrapping up a construction or renovation project, trust Phoenix Power Washing - Pressure Power Pros for professional and dependable construction clean up. Call us today at 480 818 9660 to schedule your service or request a free quote. We will make sure your finished project is truly ready to shine.

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Pierson's Lawn Care & Lighting LLC: Expert Lawn Care & Landscaping Services in Shreveport, Louisiana

At Pierson's Lawn Care & Lighting LLC, we specialize in providing high-quality landscape maintenance, lawn care, and landscaping services to homeowners and businesses in Shreveport, Louisiana, and the surrounding areas. Whether you need help with spring lawn care, pool landscaping, lawn repair, or reliable green lawn mowing services, our experienced team is here to ensure that your outdoor spaces stay healthy, beautiful, and well-maintained throughout the year.

Landscape Maintenance for a Beautiful Yard Year-Round
Proper landscape maintenance is key to keeping your outdoor spaces looking their best. Our expert team offers comprehensive landscape maintenance services, from lawn mowing and edging to seasonal pruning and fertilization. We take the time to understand your landscape’s unique needs, ensuring that it thrives and looks vibrant all year round. Whether you need routine upkeep or a one-time service, we’re here to keep your yard in perfect shape.

Spring Lawn Care for a Fresh Start
Spring is the time to prepare your lawn for the warmer months, and our spring lawn care services are designed to give your yard the boost it needs after the winter season. Our services include aeration, fertilization, weed control, and overseeding, which promote healthy growth and strong root development. We help your lawn bounce back from the cooler months and get ready for the hot summer ahead, ensuring that it stays lush and green all season long.

Pool Landscaping for a Stunning Outdoor Retreat
If you have a pool on your property, you know how important it is to create a beautiful and functional landscape around it. Our pool landscaping services are designed to enhance the beauty of your pool area, making it the perfect retreat for relaxation and entertaining. From decorative plants and water features to custom hardscaping, we create stunning designs that complement your pool and outdoor living spaces. Whether you’re looking for a tropical paradise or a sleek, modern look, our team can help bring your poolside vision to life.

Lawn Repair for a Healthier, More Vibrant Yard
Is your lawn showing signs of damage or wear and tear? Our lawn repair services can help restore your yard to its full potential. Whether your lawn has been affected by drought, pests, or excessive foot traffic, we offer tailored solutions to repair and rejuvenate your grass. Our services include reseeding, sod installation, soil treatments, and more to ensure that your lawn becomes thick, green, and healthy again.

Green Lawn Mowing Services for a Pristine Lawn
Regular mowing is essential for maintaining a healthy, neat lawn. At Pierson’s Lawn Care & Lighting LLC, we offer green lawn mowing services that are both effective and eco-friendly. Our team uses top-of-the-line equipment to ensure your lawn is cut evenly and consistently, promoting healthy grass growth and a beautiful appearance. We take care to use eco-conscious methods that minimize our impact on the environment, giving you a lawn that is not only green in color but also in its care.

Why Choose Pierson’s Lawn Care & Lighting LLC?
Comprehensive Lawn Care: We offer a full range of services, including landscape maintenance, spring lawn care, and lawn repair, to ensure your outdoor spaces stay beautiful year-round.

Expertise: Our team is highly trained and experienced in lawn care and landscaping, ensuring that your property receives the best care possible.

Eco-Friendly Services: We provide green lawn mowing services and other environmentally responsible lawn care options to help protect the planet.

Custom Solutions: Whether you need pool landscaping or simple lawn care, we tailor our services to meet your specific needs and preferences.

Affordable and Reliable: We offer competitive pricing and dependable service, ensuring that your lawn care needs are always met.

If you're looking for expert landscape maintenance, spring lawn care, pool landscaping, lawn repair, or green lawn mowing services in Shreveport, Louisiana, Pierson's Lawn Care & Lighting LLC is here to help. Call us today at +1 318-946-3600 for a consultation, and let us help you create and maintain a beautiful outdoor space you can enjoy all year long.