My $18 eBay find has Blockbuster app on it.

Manager: I don’t care if it has bugs, if we don’t ship it this Friday I’ll have to redraw my Gantt chart AND I’M RUNNING LOW ON CRAYONS!!!

My company is a joke so I wrote my resignation in comic sans. 🤷🏼‍♀️

So i've forgot my pin for my debitcard now its locked and i cant buy food till monday because a bank consultant has to unlock it, great.

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And on Fridays we all say together...

✨
✨ DON'T ✨
✨
✨ PUSH ✨
✨ ✨
✨ TO ✨
✨
✨ PRODUCTION ✨
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Drank this now my entire nervous system is shutting down!

I buy rubber duck related gifts for people in the company I work for. And somehow I have gotten unicorns back. Today I think they won.

Top reasons i code :-
➡ It gives wings to my idea's
➡I love it
➡I can create any damn thing i can dream of .

Twice today I've spoken up in meetings and was totally ignored. I guess my idea wasn't even worth a reply? :-/

Five minutes later: oh, right, I forgot I'd muted myself.

- @bradfitz

My type of developer

How low ($) is too low if u don't have a degree? Cause I got a pay decrease and that was cited as the reason. Even after I told the boss on numerous occasions that Im still in school.

What's the lowest you would take?

Recruiter: Hi, i'm recruiting for xyz, your profile looks like a great fit. Would you be interested in discussing further?

Me: Hi, your company website says you only have an office location in Berlin. I've marked my profile as not interested in relocation, only interested in jobs in my country and said the same in my description. Are you expanding to my country?

Recruiter: You are correct, this role is based in AMAZING Berlin. Are you interested in relocating?

Me:

Can we do that??? 😶

How do you even come up with shit like this?

.........

Optimise it

on point, motivation lols

Thanks, Microsoft.

Kenyans lost these great devs in a terror attack. A moment of silence

No idea if this is already posted but it made my day.

Firefox is running in our universe and are some bits of data

My basis path set does not include this one...

Coders Life

Notepad++ logic

Found this on 9GAG

I thought as much

Hilarious 😂😂

This passes all unit tests

be like a neural network