master\slave

Really? Is really offensive to you ? The hek

Me: *Puts on headphones*

5 minutes later

College: Hey man you busy?
Me: *Takes off headphones*
Me: I am, but what's the issue?

Help him, Put headphones back on.

5 minutes later

Intern: I need help
Me: *Takes off headphones*
Me: Fine, I've got time

Help her, Put headphones back on.
Beginning to feel a little pissed.

5 minutes later

PM: Can i get your help quickly?
Me: Can i finish this quickly?
PM: It won't take long
Me: Fine.
Me: *Takes off headphones*

Help her out, put headphones back on.

An hour later

Team Leader: Are you done yet?
Me: *Takes off headphones*
Me: Almost
Team Leader: How can you not be done yet?
Me: Ask everyone around you?

He bitches for about 30 minutes.

I decide not to put my headphones on and just float in the river of how pissed i am.

4 Fucken hours goes by, nobody wants jack shit.
Me: *Puts headphones on*

5 minutes later

Team Leader: Hey man can you help me out?
Me: *Takes off headphones*
Me: Sure Fine.

FUCK!!! EVERY! FUCKEN TIME!!!

credits to @mattiasgeniar

No questions asked

This is so mean

Been looking around ways to improve devrant's user experience a little, Idk whether you guys like it or not.. Just a suggestion 😂

So yesterday I posted that no one here in the company listens to music while working, and today suddenly half of the people wear big ass headphones xD

I have the feeling they read my devRant help

I think I am tired.

I almost did a switch-case on a boolean.

I just realized i haven't left my home in 4 days.

If i die, please commit my code before calling an ambulance.

This is totally me.

OMFG! I just fell over laughing 😁🤯

He is going places.

Professor: "Who here regularly backs up all their data?"
*Some people raise their hands*
Professor: "Who has at some point lost their data?"
*The exact same people raise their hands*

"Don't give your 100%. Never. Once you gave, managers will start expecting more than that." - My mentor.

Totally agree...

"Art is never finished, only abandoned"
-Leonardo Da Vinci

"Software is never finished, only abandoned"
-Me

pshht 🤫😄

*walks to the kitchen at work to get a glass of water*
*walks back and continues debugging an issue*
*starts drinking from the glass*
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*noticing that I never actually filled the glass*

😐

That "in the zone" moment 😆

My wife: “Commit, then come to bed.”

buzzword translations:

"cloud" -> someones computer

"big data" -> lots of somewhat irrelevant data

"ai" -> if if if if if if if if if if if if if else

"algorithm" -> something that works but you don't know why

"secure" -> https://

"cyber security" -> kali linux + black hoodie

"innovation" -> adding something completely irrelevant such as making a poop emoji talk

"blockchain" -> we make lots of backups

"privacy" -> we store your data, we just don't tell you about it

#mindhacks 😎

Normal person: send nudes
Dev: send stickers

I see this message after 75 days without closing devRant.

Only pure evil can design a PC case that has reset button same size and shape like USB port and place it next to USB ports.

Found something true as 1 == 1

My biggest dev sin is not writing any unit tests for devRant :/

Oh sh*t

Another dev on my team just got a new machine. Before he came in today I made two separate USB installers and left him these notes.

Best joke I have read this week...

One of my friends purchased a bootable USB of ubuntu for around 40 USD.