The only expressions devs have

Ghost in the Shell (2017)

When you take User Experience to the next level. Just what I was thinking

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My friend said this,

Roses are red,
The screen turned blue,
I'm not a programmer,
What the fuck do I do.

My keyboard doesn't look right unless the Num Lock light is on.

My sticker ripped, and it became Canadian

The CS class be like...

I got an F on my first Java assignment in high school. I decided to use a List to store stuff as opposed to his method of creating 8 variables and copy-pasting method calls to interact with them. Apparently he doesn't like students using concepts he hadn't taught yet.

That's really annoying....

When then ask you how is life?

My life as an ios developper

Fatal Exception: java.lang.OutOfMemoryError: OutOfMemoryError thrown while trying to throw OutOfMemoryError; no stack trace available

I don't really like WhatsApp, but I am forced to use it to keep in touch with some friends that don't use messengers like Signal or Telegram.
Today, I see this. What the hell is this crap? Snapchat 2.0? Whatssnap? Who thought this would be a good idea?
Fuck WhatsApp (and Facebook).

Is it just me or everyone have this issue that when I sleep with some coding problems my mind will try to find a solution for it?

Half of the time I open Google is to check whether my internet is working or not.

:/

Am I the only one thinking that VR is just a fad destined to die out in silence like 3D movies ?

When you make a second cup of coffee but actually the first one had not kicked in yet 😳☕️☕️🙃

If you understand -_-

Why programmers like UNIX:

unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes, fsck, fsck, fsck, umount, sleep😋

This never gets old...

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*yesterday*
Client: "Perfect! How did you do this so quickly?"
Me: "I used a library"
*today*
Me: "I'm still debugging. It will take some time"
Client: "Well, it has already taken too long...I can hear Mozart in the background. Maybe you need to go to a library to get some quiet and get it done fast. Visit the one you used yesterday."
Me: "Library?...Ah, I meant plugin...like, code...a library is a bunch of packaged code"

I've had enough JS for one day.

IKR. 🙂

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Oh wow so that's a back end developer

Maybe the code behind the "Windows is checking for solution"

How does a full stack developer sleep?

They don't, they REST

watch this

😎Hmm....

Trying to come up with function names when it does more than one thing.