Yep that's how I want to wake up, with a mini heart attack ...

>Do you speak Latin?
>Yes ofc
>Wow! Tell me something in Latin
>"Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet...."
> :O

That's it I'm done with CSS alignment 💀

Motherboard cake 😱😱😱😱
YouTube channel: Rosanna Pansino

Patch ASAP....

Never let little kids play near your laptop RIP dev sticker :(

I was gone for like 10 mins.

👻👻👻👻👻🔞

Not the best font choice....
(Read under the mouse)

When your client is an asshole and asks you to just follow his instructions...

When Back-end try Front-end...

Always...😑

Every time I hear "if it's stupid but it works..."

NO Fucking No!!!

If you know that it's stupid you should fucking correct it!!!

Just saying

Explaining the difference between these two using Null && 0

Even at university same story :D

When you try to explain someone how to set up their router over the phone and you try to keep it as simple as possible...

My WiFi adapter is not working correctly... Must be a problem with Linux drivers

Am I the only one that can't remember how to link a CSS file in HTML? I must copy/paste every time from an other project :(
<link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="main.css">

When my friend trolled me just because I was a noob with Linux command line...

To fix your problem you must run:
sudo apt-get purge sudo

And then I tried reinstalling sudo with....
sudo apt-get install sudo 😲

When the IT guy tells you that your pc needs more RAM and you think "I can hendle this!"

My coupon code for DigitalOcean is making fun of GitHub :)

John Snowden

How a char change everything...

Schrödinger's state of every programmer: working hard and hardly working.
-me

Me in the future showing my grandkids an i7 7700k 😳 they will not believe how slow these things were.

>Hello IT, how can I help you?
>Random problem...
>Have you tried turning it off and on again?
>Random excuse...
>Could you check if it is plugged in?
>Thank you!

Any Rick & Morty's fans in here? These are my new stickers for my power bank.

(Sorry for the shitty quality my camera lens is broken)

Post from G+, this screen made me exhale more air from nose than usual :D

Just arrived today. Thanks to DigitalOcean and GitHub for this T-shirt and for all the stickers!

During highschool years I was using Ubuntu for the 1st time and saw this strange looking icon named vim....had to reboot PC to close vim 😅
Not my proudest moment.

I added under my LinkedIn description a P.S. (post scriptum)
Don't contact me if your main browser is Internet Explorer.

TL;TR

My mum just came to me asking me why the mouse is not working ...like I'm GOD of electronics :( (I'm just a simple dev) I simply though that the battery is dead because it's old. Soooooo.....
I showed her how to open it and how to change the battery. After 5 min she came back with a new battery and the same mouse asking me to fix it for her....

In my mind I literally snapped my brain was bleeding and exploding at the same time.

I just cringed a fake smile and changed the battery in front of her very slowly. I sure she won't remember how to do it next time.

At the end of the story I can't talk back or be angry to my parents I have to much respect for them. They though me everything from how to poop, speak, dress, eat and so on.

Be kind to your parents.

After 1 month of not writing a single line of code in some language, I'm like ehhh: youtube -> tutorial (any programming language) episode 0 😰

I recognized myself

So I must post something to customize my avatar... Hello world is ok?

How many "normal" people (we as programmers are special) languages do you speak/understand?

I know English, Italian, some French & Spanish and some Slavic language like Macedonia, Serbian, Croatian and Slovenian. What about you?

Yeah sure it's super easy!
Step1: fuck you
Step2: repeat Step1 while(true)

During my 1st internship (IT support for a big office + maintenance of their server) there was a guy that was refusing to read email from his monitor, he had to print them out and then read... We were so pissed off because he was wasting so much paper and toner.

@dfox could we get double authentication for devrant?

They can be also rgb(0,0,0) and rgb(255,255,255) 😹

Q for Linux dudes ... I have a 15.6" laptop with fullhd resolution ... Is there a way not to became blind?

CTRL+Z instead of CTRL+C and then delete

I fucking hate laud people!!!

OMG you are like fucking 20cm from your friend and I can hear every fucking thing from across a 250 people room.

And that mother fking laughing is so annoying...I don't give a flying duck if your software is bugged you wrote that code shut up and solve it.

I'm trying to concentrate because there is an exam in 1,5h

My very funny friend everybody!

!dev - sorta
I swear Raspberry Pi's whole thing used to be that it's this cool cheap small computer you can play with and use for small projects because it practically cost nothing.
Nowadays it's literally cheaper to buy an actual small/old computer than the Pi with all the dongles and the cables and addons.
What is even the use of it anymore?
And it's not like the Orange Pi is *much* cheaper either.

My new duck sticker 🐤🐤🐤🐤

Have you ever tried FastHub? I think that is one of the best app on android for github.

Explaining !IT people my job...trying to sound more professional as possible so they don't think that I just "play with computer" :)