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In love with ML! <3 Use VS Code! Hate Front-End development!
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Stavanger, Norway
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pourya8366

Joined devRant on 8/19/2016

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I'm in college now, and my mom sometimes helps me when I get stuck finding a bug in my code. She has a degree in CS, even though she barely used it, so she understands the basics. It's like a rubber duck, but better, because she can ask me questions, and answering them often leads me to the answers. She also listens to me go on and on about random topics I'm learning, even though she isn't interested... basically, she's great!

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-- How I feel at work lately, in terms my wife understands --

Me: There's a gas leak, we need to fix it.

Manager: Yeah, use some duct tape, here's a roll.

Me: That's not how we fix a problem like this.

Manager: Will it work to solve the problem?

Me: Only temporarily

Manager: Ask your co-worker if you need help using duct tape, he's used it before. When will it be fixed?

rant

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I have a new motto to life:

"Just read the docs."

*BOOM*

rant funny joke humor

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Axiom of dev epiphanies: they always happen when you don't have immediate access to your workstation

rant wk181
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I don’t even know the word epiphany

rant epiphany what? wk181

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Response time of different people on Whatsapp:

Best Friend: 5-10 sec
Friend: 1-2 min
Best Friend(Girl): 3-5 min
Girl Friend: 1-2 day 😢
Client(when me solving bug): 0.00005 sec

Client(when me asking payment): *Blocked*

😕😕😕😕😕

rant response timeout whatsapp developer payment client wk165

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>get hired at new company
>so big nobody knows anybody
>buy ancient company swag on ebay and put it at your desk
>everyone thinks you're a ten year

rant hired swag

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There was once a man who daydreamed of starting his own startup.
He kept dreaming.
The End

rant fiction wk165

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I taught myself programming in 1999, spent two months writing simple ad tracking script in php

I still earn about 1500/ month from it.

Those were the good old days

devrant wk165

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My team is like the Avengers except instead of different superpowers we all have different personality disorders.

devrant

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Ok something went wrong.
I don't know how this could happen.

🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔

I finished a side project.

How could this happen?

🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔

Ahh I know. It is absolutely useless.

random side project useless finished

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Fucking developers putting emojis in their code!

My terminal (st) doesn't support displaying emojis and it crashes immediately once it read an emoji. I have been chasing crashing bugs for weeks and I just found out where the issue is.

rant emoji bugs crashing

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Real conversation:

dev 1: so what are you working on these days?

dev 2: some wordpress project.

dev1: hahaha. wordpress is shit. are you a real developer?

dev 2: have you ever used wordpress?

dev1: no.

dev2: okay.

random wordpress

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I’m the tech support of my family and I’m proud! 😎

I only hate it if other people treat me like their personal tech support

rant wk156

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"WE'RE HIRING!!"

Skills Required:

BEFORE: HTML, CSS, JS, jQuery

NOW: REACT/VUE/ANGULAR, NODE, CI/CD PIPELINE, DOCKER, GRAPHQL, JOHN CENA

rant you can't see this

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I opened a Facebook account for my mum.

Fast forward 6 months, and I had to close down my own account because she was stalking me there

rant wk156

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When a 50Mb App
rolls out a 76MB UPDATE...
ಠ╭╮ಠ

rant

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Not easy to spot

devrant

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"I'm a full stack dev."

<html>
<h1 style="color: red">
<?php echo("Hello world"); ?>
</h1>
</html>

...

rant php backend dev full stack html frontend

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Every job interview question ever

joke/meme

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r/ProgrammerHumor

joke/meme automation meme ai
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Ran into a devRant user at a random bar in NYC last night. Super cool meeting you in the wild!

devrant could be the person standing next to you

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Sorry, I just had to post this cable porn I found posted in some random subreddit.

Just look at those curves

random

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My laptop's purring, what could cause this problem?

rant cute cats warm

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Made it!!! Starting at CERN on September 1st! :)

A big thank you to you guys for the support in my previous posts!

rant

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Me: *receives SMS from ex girlfriend*
GF: "I'm horny, whatcha doing now?"
Me: "Not much, just working on the update system to this tool which will be used with mod. Can't talk right now"

This was the fastest "murdering of the mood" I ever done.

random wk143 girlfriend

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Before you're hired:
1. A binary tree?
2. Currying?
3. Higher-order function?
4. How does event loop work?
5. What is prototype?
6. What is encapsulation?
7. Can you draw an algorithm?

After you're hired:
1. Hey, can you add auth token and login to our app?

rant real world recruitments interviews devlife devs

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My wife is a (semi-)pro gamer, so the only way it affects our dating is that I have to help her write LUA addons, performance analytics and Twitch bots.

rant wk143

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If I do a job in 30 minutes it’s because I spent 10 years learning how to do that in 30 minutes. You owe me for the years, not the minutes.

rant time management jobs skills

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Implementing a while loop subconsciously

random life

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