windows update code

function update(){
print("10%");
print("30%");
print("50%");
print("99%");
_doActualUpdate();
_mineBitcoin();
print("100%");
return;
}

Standards, why follow them?

God forbid

Googles best javascript framework.

1st link: react is the best one.
Me: Ignore

2nd link: Angular is the best one.
Me: ignore.

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.
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8th link: Vue is the best one.
Me: I knew it.

They burn my eyes every time.

Me after discovering devrant

Did happen to me 😂

People who use spaces instead of tabs

But I don't want to add an alias email. Fuck you Microsoft.

Do What The Fuck You Want To Public License (WTFPL)

True..

Devrant users today.

The best minds of my generation are thinking about how to make people click ads…That sucks.

- Jeffrey Hammerbacher, former Facebook engineer

Standards are meant not to be followed.

Once I used to wonder how youtube made money.
Now every time I watch a youtube video I am reminded how.

TabError: inconsistent use of tabs and spaces in indentation

Switched from typing 10 docker commands to docker compose yesterday. It was pure magic.

This is what I call a quick fix.

If (searchTerm == "coronavirus") {
return null;
}

Submitting long written text on browser.

Novice:
1. Type
2. Submit

Experienced:
1. Type
2. Ctrl+a Ctrl+c
3. Submit

Developing app for iOS is expensive.

So frustrating when this happens.

Found this very helpful review on playstore.

The irony 😂

I create a chimera in all my projects.

Spoken like a true programmer 😂

Web developers be like

Just movin around..

Dear Chrome/firefox developers,

If someone presses the back button after they click on a link it means don't load that page and not go back to previous page.

If you’re the smartest person in the room, you’re in the wrong room.

This guy hugs now 😂

If we are living in a simulation then I am pretty sure that the quantum mechanics part was written in javascript.

Sorry if this is offensive to anyone.

Multithreading in python

How I see light themes

Vim forever

Creativity level "dragon egg".

Devrant

** mike drop **

P.S. I'm sorry 😂. I love devrant.

Keep it simple.

One down. Two more to go. yarn install marriage?

Buys a product on amazon.

"Intelligent" ML based Amazon backend services: This guy just ordered a product. He might not want to see any ads showing him the exact same product because he already bought it and will not want to buy another until he loses the first one which might take a while.

Result:
User.showAdsRelatedTo(productName)

Meshine learning ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Dev.to app asks me to type in my github username and password into the github login page opened in their app. Is there no better way to do OAuth on Android apps?

Atleast something good is happening because of coronavirus.

Visited the post office today. Who said time travel is not possible?

RIP battery

!dev
Anyone else sick of "2019 anyone?" comments on YouTube?

Fuck you stackoverflow. You should have told me this before I changed my username. Did you expect me to know this somehow???

All code and no tests makes a software buggy, hard to maintain and a pain in the ass to work with.

Managed to get two debug windows at once on firefox today.

This download has a long way to go 😶

Me: What's this new icon in the app?

* Long press on the icon *

Nothing

Me: Huh. Ok. I will press it and see what it does.

* Presses it *

You have successfully done what you did not want to do. Congratulations!

WTF! Just tell me what it does when I long press it.

The cancer has begun to spread. God save Indians' privacy.

You are a legend if you get this.

Ctrl + L
Ctrl + V
Enter
Click
Page down
Select
Ctrl + C

I hate windows because...

Hey Postman,

Please fucking stop downloading minor updates and bug fixes automatically. Even if you do it, give the users an option to cancel the fucking download so that they can, you know, peacefully use the app for what it was built for.

Just typed this into the Python interpreter and my whole system just froze. Guess I have to do a force shutdown.

x = list(range(1, 999999999))

So is there a way you can somehow configure your linux system such that the window manager/system is never out of memory or processor time? So that atleast I get can atleast kill the process which is freezing the system.

DVORAK!!!
I have a Chromebook 15 (CB5-571). I'm trying to switch to the beautiful (and kinda weird) Programmer's Dvorak keyboard layout.
I'm using Sway and Arch Linux, so the software side is okay.
But I need to somehow temporarily write on top of my keyboard keys with the layout replacements.
If there is something already out there for my laptop, yay!
Otherwise, I have tac-it (?) and lots of paper.
What do I do?

Has anyone developed websocket server in Nodejs?

I am planning to use socketcluster. Has anyone had experience using it? Is it good or should I go for something else?

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