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"CLICK HERE TO FUCK THIS FUCKIN HOT HENTAI BITCH IN THE PUSSY WITH HER BIG FUCKIN JUICY TITS AND BIG ASS AND EXPERIENCE THE BEST SEX VIRTUAL GAME OF YOUR LIFE IN THIS AD"

why would u do tht

whatever man

i mean.. i know my code is bad, intellij, but u dont have to shove it in my face

only elon musk is smart enough to realize there are smart people out there who can get shit done without a goddamn fcking degree

> had an exam with a friend

> we both go to comp sci college

> had to write a fucked up algorithm in matlab

> he hates matlab

> he completes the task

> the variable that outputs the result is called holocaust

> he gets sent to dean

> expelled

i posted a question 43 seconds ago. there is no way you can read this whole question in 43 seconds and i already have a -1 downvote on stackoverflow.

i feel like these fucking cunts just downvote out of boredom just because they feel like it

i was browsing tinder and there was a girl with a bio status that said

"if you are in IT, swipe left, get the fuck away from me"

6am. no fucking alarm clock needed, my fucking passion to code woke me up

woke up at 5am

no alarm clock was required

my fucking passion woke me up to get up and code.

i coded outside in my backyard

felt like cold war

it was night

it was dark

a depressing horror atmosphere

just like my whole life

2 hours later i started seeing sun

it was cold outside. alone. in the dark. my arms were freezing.

but 2 hours later i managed to code the feature. it worked.

3 hours have passed. im ripped. quentally.

doing it here. inside now. started the day happy. dropped bullshit from day before. cleanser of all toxicss.

fuck the past. the past will pull you down and kill you.

this. remember. always do not forget.

*clicks site*

"hello to continue using our site you **********🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥MUST🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥*********** disable adblock"

*exits site*

12yo: omg i need to wake up in 15 hours for school, i need to get to bed asap

14yo: omg only 12 hours of sleep until i need to wake up for school, i gotta go to bed

17yo: shit just 10 hours of sleep, need to go to bed rn

19: only 8 hours of sleep until i need to wake up for college, that's more than enough

20: just 5 hours of sleep until i need to wake up for college, exactly how much i need

21: 2 hours is just fine

"You are unable to download FREE apps on the app store because you have insufficient funds in your credit card."
- Apple

can you imagine that problem?

aight this mans gone officially insane

QUESTION: HOW TO CODE A?

STACK OVERFLOW: HOW ARE YOU SO FUCKING STUPID? YOU DO THIS. THAT'S HOW YOU CODE B.

wrote shitload of clean architecture beautiful code and compiled successfully on the first try without crashes or errors

nothing like a fresh tea in the morning.

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥FUCK COFFEE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Ok this perfectly describes me and my life !!!!!!!! Normal ?? V????

whatever man

is it just me or is finishing the rest of 10% of the project much more fucking harder than finishing 90%?

stackoverflow. the place where always the most un-popular answer solves my problem.

what am i looking at

"you have been banned for self-promotion on this subreddit. if you attempt to create another account and continue posting, you will be banned again"

when the recruiter asks to explain the past story of my coding work

18 hours can't fix a bug

go to stack overflow spend 2h writing the question

post question

of course get a downvote in less than 50 seconds

then i thought: hold on while people answer me here, let me try one more thing

i try one more thing

it works

EVERY TIME, JUST AFTER ASKING SOMEBODY FOR HELP, I SOLVE IT BY MYSELF A FEW MINUTES LATER.

DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ANYONE ELSE?

alright alright u got me, im a robot

c ❤️
c++ ❤️
c# ❤️
js ❤️
java ❤️
php
python ❤️
dart ❤️
swift ❤️
kotlin ❤️

my laptop started lagging AS FUCK so i BARELY even managed to open task manager to see whats happening and of course. what else could i expect

FUCK

thanks to @stuxnet i have to proudly say, that i have went outside and after 21 years, asked a girl for her number in real life, of course got rejected, this probably sounds pathetic as fuck to all of you, which i do agree, but because of the hell I've gone through and blood I've left behind out of struggle the life caused me, i have finally gathered bravery to take a risk and do it, yes i technically haven't achieved anything but i have finally tried at least once and this is the furthest I've gone with girls in real life... what a fucking relief... i think its gonna be much easier now that i finally broke the ice...

"nice to meet you girl, whats your job?"

"i am a travel passionist"

sucking cock is also a bonus

Hhhhh if ur gonna code a bot then code the bot properly

aight

"we gave you (the students) a choice if you want to learn data mining in matlab, java, python or c. most of you chose python. the results were horrible, so we decided to teach you in matlab instead"
- professor

ARE U FCKING KIDDING ME

Ahahahagiht man

"sorry we are no longer accepting questions from this account on stackoverflow"

no problem I'll make a 3rd account.

For a second i thought it wrote me "lets cross you off the list" and was scared like WTF am i abojt to get swatted????

Took me hours to set this shit up and finally everything is clean and ready for work

Thank you

Good luck💦little one💦

imagine if space was a white theme...

"why dont you just go on a vacation?"

Why dont you just earn a billion dollars? Or why dont you just fuck your mom in her asshole from where you came from? FUCK YOU

FUCK THOSE PEOPLE WHO TELL ME WHY DONT YOU JUST GO ON A FUCKING VACATION

"how much did they first pay you to give up on your dreams?"

is the most blood chilling quote I've came across in my life. how do you guys feel about this?

thats right the server holds all the money

think what u want but i literally work 3 days per day

😞

Why dont you go to vacation?

Its summer why dont you go to vacation?

Just came back from summer vacation at my cunts place where have you traveled?

Why dont you travel?

You're a student! Youre so young and you should go to vacations more often! Why dont you go?

Youre so young! Why dont you travel more often?

How come youre a student and dont like taking vacations?

I traveled at a cumdumpster, pussylicker, shitsmeller, dickbigger, lickthicker and titkisser countries this summer! Which country have you been at vacation?

Heyy where are you going for the summer vacation? Cause I'm going to sukmikehok!!

Omg ive been in Mike Oxmaul country as my summer vacation. What about you?

You didn't travel? What is wrong with you?

You didn't travel? Omg you're like soooo weird!!

You didn't travel? You're so boring i dont wanna hangout with you

You dont like traveling or you already traveled for this summer vacation?

Etc...

------

I get asked these fucking questions all the fucking time.

THEY ASK IT LIKE TRAVELING COSTS 0 UNITED STATES DOLLARS. 0 USD.

THEY ASK IT SO SOFTLY LIKE TAKING A VACATION IS FUCKING FREE OF COSTS AND REQUIRES NO FUCKIN EXPENSES.

WHY DONT I? GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING WALLET MOTHERFUCKER AND I WILL FUCKING TRAVEL THE WHOLE WORLD WITH IT WHILE CONCURRENTLY FUCKIN UR MARRIED WIFE AS SHE RIDES MyH FAT COCK ON THE BOAT IN BAHAMAS.

FUCK YOU

ANYONE WHO ASKS ME THESE DUMB FUCKIN QUESTIONS MAKES ME GET A BOILING BLOOD AND AN URGE TO PUNCH THAT CUMLOAD IN THE FKIG FACE

HHHHHHHHHHHHH

a fuckin router that sits 0.4 METERS NEXT TO ME of FULL signal doesn't work at all on my phone so i have to switch to 4G network which fetches network far far away from the satellite which is placed IN THE FUCKIN COSMOS OUTSIDE OF THIS PLANET..... AND THAT FUCKING WORKS......

musky seems to be losing his shit

node_modules is bigger than your future

coding gives me peace

Elon Musk: you dont need a college degree, you dont even need highscho look, if you have the required knowledge, you can work anywhere

Tesla job requirements: must have at least BSc college degree

alright.

hell yeah

i was talking with a senior developer and...

...i realized...

...every single thing you people trashtalked against java, was a delusional lie.

I took a break from coding for a couple of days maybe weeks in the last time in order to do other stuff and now when i came back i realized a huge difference

Is it just me or is the programming life..... depressing...?

Todays my bday and i hope i can be happy at least today, i ask for no gifts from this life, just want to be happy

i fucking hate when people just make tutorials with powerpoint slides explaining and talking for hours ughhhhh just shut the fuck up and show me the fucking code u fuckin mouth fucker

my mind is multithreaded but can not physically execute more than one thread at a time.

i.e. i want to say 5 sentences in the same time bc im too lazy to wait and say them one by one after a specified delay of time, so i fuck myself over while speaking.

like atomic regions, i bust a few words from time to time from different sentences i have in mind and it ends up not making any sense to what im saying, but it does in my head.

so this is what too much covfefe and sleepless coding nights does to people

music was playing on my computer so my mom came and lowered the volume on the speakers in order to save the electricity bill

an 18 year old youtube multimillionaire known as McSkillet lost $200,000 on csgo skins and $700,000 gambling and trading csgo skins so he fell into depression. he took his $265,500 McLaren supercar and ran into the highway in opposite direction to commit suicide, but in doing so he also killed a mom and a 12 year old girl from the car collision explosion.

life is very hard to be an 18 year old teenage millionaire, better commit suicide instead.

how do you guys feel about this?

if ur gonna explain a brand new goddamn concept and make a goddamn course or a goddamn series out of it

then dont fcking goddamn copy and paste the godfuckingdamn code and just explain it

WRITE THE CODE AND EXPLAIN IT

u know what is more irritating than listening to a thick indian accent almost not understanding a shit he's saying while coding?

listening to a thick indian accent almost not understanding a shit he's saying while he's playing a 70s porno music in the background and explaining how to code something.

m

actually that music calms me down somehow from being too much frustrated, its like he knew "i know im irritating so heres a bad music to calm u down"

never trust a person who puts space before comma or a dot , because he doesnt know what hes saying .especially never trust a person who doesnt put a space after a dot,or even a comma

do you guys believe instagram is a total cancer because it displays nothing but fake people creating fake reality?

select the whole line and hit delete or backspace on your keyboard? nah

ctrl + x

aight fresh day, 9am, lets start coding feature A because it is complex and required

*end of the day*

finally done coding feature B,C,D,E,F,G,Z,X,Y,Z,FUCK,SHIT,COCK,PUSSY, CUM, time to commit.

i feel like i forgot something...

it is all very cool bros. you do not have to worry. i will simply create a 4th account.

intialize

made a spelling mistake? just move back with the arrow and add the "i" between the "n" and "t"?

no

delete the whole word and write it from scratch again because it is faster

am i the only one?

How many failures
Does it take
To achieve
Just one
Success

doUploadFile();
doActuallyUploadFile();
doReallyUploadFile();
doUploadFileToServer();

imagine calling these methods in this order so you can upload a file to the server

DELETE userAccount
FROM devRant
WHERE postContent LIKE '%article 13%' AND numberOfPostsAboutArticle13 > 1;

goodnight

Someones selling a domain name i want to use for $588,235 ahahhahahhhahahahahAHAHAHHA ARE U FKING INSANE LMAOK

*click video*

hlo frnds..

*click back*

if something is too easy in life, you're probably doing it wrong.

NO STRUGGLE. NO PROGRESSION. IN THIS LIFFFÉE.

............

........................my mom has been diagnosed with cancer. she had one years ago and won. now it is back again. there is so much shit happening in my life already that the last fucking thing i need is a worry about cancer on top of all the fucking problems i alresdy have..................

This happens to most of us developers

holy shit i have push notifications on devrant now. this is new

suck cock

funny how google sent me a notification to read this very important news

everyone who bought a domain just to reserve it and sell it for $5000+ and dont even use it: i hope you and your whole family and ancestors and kids die in the most painful, brutal Ruthless death, prior to suffering in pain, agony and torture by the satan himself.

> my CS professor goes to conference

> meets an extremely intelligent scientist

> the said scientist names the algorithm he created by his own name

> my professor asks him why did you name the algorithm by yourself

> the scientist said "angels told me while i was sleeping"

How to sleep for 8 hours in 8 minutes?

*instagram ad*

"STOP STOP!!!!! IM NOT TRYNA SELL U NOTHING BUT IF U LIKE THIS THEN SWIPE UP"

*swipes up*

Instagram bio of that profile: salesman

@SUKMIKEHOK! !! !!

KNOW THIS

LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL ONLY WHEN YOU FOCUS ON THE RIGHT PEOPLE

THIS IS YOUR MENTALLY HEALTHY SELF FROM THE FUTURE

LISTEN TO ME

I KNOW WHAT I AM SAYING IN THIS POINT OF TIME

FOCUS. ON. THE. RIGHT. PEOPLE.

YOU WILL UNDERSTAND THE ABSTRACT MEANING OF MY MESSAGE.

I WISH YOU ALL THE BEST IN YOUR CURRENT NOW.

STAY STRONG MY FRIEND YOU WILL GET THROUGH ALL OF THIS BULLSHIT.

SEE YOU IN THE FUTURE.

GOOD LUCK MY FRIEND.

where do you guys see yourself in the year 2020?

It feels like no matter what i fucking try at this point, the universe is doing everything in its power to stop me from succeeding.............. I got so fucking depressed that i am literally writing code and crying in the same time.........

How does one hack a 2fa authentication?

"i was cleaning our society of such people"

he seems like a nice fellow

because writing over 500 lines of java code using swing framework on a piece of paper with a pen is a perfectly good and healthy way to learn how to write code

it truly is hell to develop on an beast laptop that has 8gb of fucking ram

im gonna upgrade to 32 gigs of ram real soon i dont give a fuck

ffffffukcc you eclipse you god damn old piece of slow fuck, so many missing features after transitioning from intellij to eclipse, i want to fkig code in intellij but college forces us to use the god damn eclipse

we are learning how a disk rotates in order to preserve memory on the physical computer hardware. in order for this disk to preserve memory, it has to rotate by following laws of physics as a circular sphere with sine and cosine waves on the coordinate system. these sine and cosine waves that vibrate independently and periodically, which means that the disk rotates 10,000 orbits per second. a drill rotates 2000 orbits per second. 10,000 orbits per second is fast enough to cut your hand off in less than 1 millisecond. we are learning that this disk has to rotate so fast in order to preserve the memory which was stored by the database system with sql.

on a subject called sql databases.

life is like a rubics cube. everything is twisted and fucked up and you cannot see where it will take you but somehow at the end everything will fall into place and make sense.

Because one believes in oneself; one doesn't try to convince others.

Because one is content with oneself; one doesn't need others approval.

Because one accepts oneself; the whole world accepts him.

- Lao Tzu

how to heal burnout

This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.

when u cant think of a normal function name

Because life is beautiful.

Become a web hacklur learn how to haCk html

hey mates how are u i hope all of u are doing great today

It is exactly 4 in the morning and instead of sleeping i am crying so hard because the regret of going to college is eating me alive..... I feel like such a wasted fucking potential, a failure who can't provide money for my family in need because i focus studying shit i will never use for over 4 fucking years....... I can not fucking describe how much i regret going to college, i can safely say i would rather go and fucking die than go to fucking college........ Can't even sleep from this fucking bullshit i feel i am wasting my fucking life and losing my fucking mind on this.............

someone just upvoted my question on stackoverflow. this is the first out of 7 questions i posted that got at least 1 upvote. this cant be real...

Im listening to 8D music (sound vibrations in 8 dimensions) and it is weird as fuck

Feels like i am in a giant and small room in the same time, at place A while being at place B in the same time because the vibrations cycle around you to create an illusion of offset spatial divergence

When i think
I cant fuckin do shit right

When i just code without thinking
I fuckin code it right

Fucc oyu

I can literally remember back in January 2015 when android studio was a fat piece of slow SHIT and to boot up an emulator it took me 5-20 minutes. Gradle build took 1-2 minutes. I was dying.

Now 4 years later in 2019, it still might be fat but godfckindamn it is fast. Emulator boots up in 2-4 seconds. Gradle finishes in no more than 6 seconds. Hierarchy opens up in less than a second. Performance statistics and analytics no longer lag or have latency.

Google has finally done a great fckin job fck u thnx

Have u ever opened youtube app on ur phone and started watching a yt video but before u could watch that video u got interrupted with an ad that u can not skip and so u got so frustrated to the point that u grabbed ur dick and slapped the phone screen so the ad can eat ur dick and just before the ad expired u jizzed on the face of that ad and so when the ad was about to finish there was a skip button so u tapped that button not with ur finger but with the tip of ur dick although it was difficult to do that because the jizz kind of interfered with ur touch screen controls so u had to wipe the jizz from ur phone screen with ur dick into the mouth of whoever was in the ad in order to properly press the skip button for that ad so u can simply skip it and finally start watching the yt video that u were initially trying to do ?

ok

remember the future

what is the purpose of a degree?

what value does it convey?

isnt it better if you just show all the work and projects youve done on github as proof of what kind of knowledge do you actually have? plus where you worked before on linkedin? thats not enough, right? a paper needs to decide how much knowledge you have? is that it?

why do people hate java? it is the most elegant and simple language one can learn and code powerful apps and software. i don't get it

Yes my location is the same as my will to live

mmmhhh ys mothfuckers lets do this

amazon has hit 1T$ market cap. fffuckin bezos.

"There is no great wealth without a great theft."
- Gutle Schnapper Rothschild

"Give me the control of a nations wealth and I care not who makes thy laws."
- Mayer Amschel Rothschild

......why life.... why... what do you want from me... when i do the right thing, you punish me... when i do the wrong thing, you punish me... what do you want from me.... i cant believe this just happened to me...

The older i get the more i understand why people smoke do drugs and alcohol... this shitty life is cold blooded and heartless as fuck.....

i regret having windows 10 as my main os for coding work

✓ running server on windows 10

✓ running postgresql server

✓ running ngrok server

✓ running android studio

✓ running 15 chrome tabs

✓ running ubuntu virtualbox

✓ scraping a website with python in ubuntu

✓ laptop freezes

✓ gently slam the laptop so it can go to sleep mode

✓ try to login so it can unfreeze

✓ get a purple screen of death

✓ system crashed and has to restart

✓ get a blue screen of death for memory diagnostic tool

✓ all unsaved work is lost

✓ gtx 1060

✓ i7

✓ ddr4

✓ 8gb ram

✓ acer laptop of $2400

✓ regret buying acer laptop

if i work on PussyBranch to build up a feature, and DickBranch is my main branch so if i merge directly from Pussy into Dick and then work on Dick, and then switch to Pussy again then surely i wouldnt be able to commit to Dick because Pussy isn't filled up with the new code, right? I'd need to pull the latest code from Dick into Pussy branch. but what if i dont want to merge Dick into Pussy code? because what Dick contains, Pussy should not and that would cause anomaly and break uhh how do u call it, the purpose of the branch itself right. So if I want to work only on Pussy and commit just that segment of the new code into Dick, how do I do that? Do i have to force pushing Pussy code into Dick every time or can i do it without force command? serious answers only pls

also what alcohol is good for a more productive and longer hour coding sessions thx

there is nothing more annoying than plugging the usb cable to the real android device for debugging, but if you move that cable 1mm the whole fucking connection breaks, the beep sounds of connected/disconnected phone rings, the fucking laptop explodes, phone explodes, dick explodes, the house gets on fire, my dog gets on fire, i run out of house while burning in flames alive and the whole house fuckin explodes like a nuclear bomb

i literally listen to elon musk interviews while studying even if im not listening because i could listen to this man all day

just received a marketing email "this is ur last chance to surprise ur girlfriend"...

..

...

........

today my cpu was at 100% (red) ram at 96% (above 95 is memory leak) and disk 95% (almost no space left) bc i ran emulator 2 android studio projects chrome etc all in the same time

aight e
enough man

is it normal that i go to the 2nd best cs college in my whole country, also ranked in top 200 colleges globally in the world, and they don't teach us anything about algorithms?

from 1-10 how bad is it if i publish an app to play store knowing it has bugs and is not very optimized but everything works fine?

Time is short.

WHY IS FUCKIN EVERYONE WATCHING GODDAMN FCKIN CHERNOBYL

EVERY STORY ON IG AND SNAPCHAT IS ABOUT CHERNOBYL

SHUT THE HELL UR CHERNOBYL

Remember my friends

Fuck 2019. I still have one photo of 1/1/2019 on my instagram profile as my first photo with hopes to achieve what i was planning to achieve. But life happened. Things went wrong. Murphy's fucking law took over. Fuck you

Start fresh 2020. Learn from the mistakes. Expect more mistakes because they are inevitable. But do your best to NOT repeat the old ones.

We are going into the new decade. No more 201X year.

-Delete all negative energy
-Cleanse all BULLSHIT
-Remove everything weighting you down
-DETACH FROM THE PARASITE PEOPLE
-Stay with the real people
-Stay with family

2 more weeks until 2020

🙏🙏🙏

but.. why bro who needs this

Someone created a category on Trello named Backlog

Can someone explain me what backlog is and what types of cards am i supposed to create in Backlog category

holy fuck kotlin is much more powerful than i thought, its like a mix of java and dart

hello beautiful people another new day hope ur doing well

client: i want u to build me this site and please disable javascript on it

me: thats not a very good practice but whatever

client: Remember... No Javascript...

...

i smiled because it took me 10 seconds to get the reference

man this google android documentation fuckin sucks shit

i have NO idea in what order to read the document

they did a great job separating components into each different category but there are a lot of categories that use the knowledge of other categories so all of them are dependent on one another

and even when i read the documentation, they explain it like this in steps:

1. do this
2. do this
3. do this
7. do this
8. do this
45. do this
83. do this
84. do this
85. do this

and for the last step, step 2357 do this

How many of you can tell a rant was written by sukmikehok just by reading the first two three lines before opening the rant and finding out who actually wrote it?

29 november 2018 i was blessed for the first time after months and months and Months of trial and error

not gonna say what happened cause its kinda private

but i will forever remember this date. this date is sacred to me.

i hate this fucking life so much why do i have to fucking exist WHAT IS THE FUCIJG POINT OF DOING SOMETHING YOU HATE WITH PASSION DOIMG AND NOT DOING WHAT U WANT TO BE DOING I DO NOT UNDERSTA D THIS LIFE

THIS existence/life is the Biggest BITCH i have ever fucking met FUCK YOU

CANNOT BE SUCCESSFUL DOING SOMETHING YOU HATE.

there was a philosopher who said "this life is pain and the only purpose of living is to reduce this pain as much as possible in order to be more happy" WHAT THE FCUK THAT IS MORE DEPRESSING THAN HAVING A FKIG CANCER

WHY DONT I JUST GET SOME INCURABLE DISEASE INSTEAD OF LIVING? OR GET HIT BY A CAR?

WhAT

I AM SO FUCKING NOT IN THE MOOD FOR ANYTHING

WHAT

as i was writing this rant by coming back from ffffffftffffffffffFFFfFFFfFFFFCKING college i went into a bus and there was a woman in front of me with an english text on the back of her shirt saying "she believed she could so she did. she designed a life she loved." WHAT

YO WHAT

THIS WAS PUT IN FRONT OF MY FACE AT RANDOM SPONTANEOUSLY

DID GOD JUST GIVE ME A FKIG SIGN OR SOMETHING?? "MY LIFE SUCKS RIGHT NOW BUT I CAN TURN IT INTO THE LIFE I LOVE" IS THAT WHAT A HIGHER SPIRITUAL BEING IS TRYING TO TELL ME RIGHT NOW???

WHAT IS THIS

HOW DO I FEEL RIGJT NOW

I DONT GET IT

MHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hh

Flutter.

Should I first write some code and learn the language and experiment with existing app projects from github

or

Can i dive deep into a real project from the start and basically keep googling for everything i dont know how to do?

fuck this weather

i want some fuckin summer RN

Yeah, handouts create lazy people I'm not impressed with
You want something in life, then why don't you go and get it?
Actions speak louder than words do, it's pretty quiet, isn't it?
Look at the world we live in, defined by comment sections
Surround yourself with people that challenge how you think
Not people that nod their head and act like they agree
Those people will cut you open just to watch you bleed
Always be yourself, not the person that you pretend to be, no!
These people gon' tell you that you will never make it
Then when you do, they gon' say they knew you were goin' places
That's just how it works, next thing you know you'll be overrated
Hearing people say they miss the "old you, " it's crazy, ain't it?
And perfect people don't exist, so don't pretend to be one
I don't need pats on the back from people for my achievements
When I die I wanna know that I lived for a reason
Anyone can take your life, but not what you believe in, no

Just remember this

Yeah, don't take opinions from people that won't listen to yours
If money's where you find happiness, you'll always be poor
If you don't like the job you have, then what do you do it for?
The cure to pain isn't something you buy at liquor stores, nah
The real you is not defined by the size of your office
The real you is who you are when ain't nobody watchin'
You spend your whole life worried about what's in your wallet
For what? That money won't show up in your coffin, woo!
Yeah, anger's a liar, he ain't got no respect
I fell in love with my pain and I slept with my regrets
Happiness saw it happen, maybe that's why she up and left
Joy called me a cheater, said she ain't coming back
I've always had a problem with relationships
But that's what happens when you see the world through a broken lens
Mistakes can make you grow, that doesn't mean you're friends
Who you are is up to you, don't leave it up to them, no

Just remember this

Yeah, they say you got into music, you signed up to be hated
That's kinda weird cause I don't remember signing my name up
Coming from people that give advice but never take none
I like my privacy, but, lately, I feel it's invaded
I heard that life's too short, don't let it pass you by
We waste a lot of time crying over wasted time
It's not about what people think, it's how you feel inside
My biggest failures in life are knowing I never tried, woo!
I look at the world from a different angle
People change, even Satan used to be an angel
Think twice before you're bitin' on the hand that made you
Don't believe what you believe just 'cause that's how they raised you
Think your own thoughts, don't let them do it for you
Say you want a drink, don't wait for people to pour it on you
Cut out the liars, stay close to the people you know are loyal
Grab your own glass and fill it, don't let your fear destroy you, woo!

"please try again later" is said when you dont know what the fuck is the problem but you dont want to lose the customer of your app so instead of them uninstalling your broken shit you fearfully tell them "keep trynna do the thing but later, later so u dont forget us cz of how shitty we are"

do you believe in karma?

Omg guys !.Did u read the news ? There is article 13 . Europe goverment has agreed to put new law named article 13.It means we cant upload photos if they r not original ! Omg. What are we going to do about this article 13 ? Do we start a war ?.Hm?

hi sirs im new on this public forum with thousands of witnesses so could u learn me how to haxor bank acounts? i heard u can make alot of money with it thx u

My hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

My head hurts what am i even supposed to do

youtube recommended me a video with the zucc pic titled "Coding is Not Difficult"

My fucking eyes

My Fffucking eyes from the fucking computer

i swear to GOD i am so fucking productive, happy, full of life, thankful to live, WAY MORE PRODUCTIVE, WAY MORE NORMAL, WAY MORE PHYSICALLY BEAUTIFUL, WAY MORE MENTALLY STABLE, i get WAY MORE SHIT DONE, i appreciate people, i help people, i ACTUALLY BECOME SUCCESSFUL, i am actually WILLING TO LEARN ADVANCED SHIT THAT ARE BEYOND MY UNDERSTANDING *BECAUSE* IT IS SOMETHING I ENJOY TO FUCKIN DO, WAY MORE FUCKIN POSITIVE, WAY MORE FUCKIN SOCIAL, all of this --- when i do NOT fucking study or go to the fucking cuckold college.....

I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION.

i need advice.

is it better that i study during the day for college until 12pm (midnight) and then work on my own project from 12pm till 4-5am, go to sleep and wake up around 9-10am so thats 4-7h of sleep each day. the only exception would be tuesday bc i gotta wake up for college at 6am.

so i would be working on my project 6 days for about 4-5h per week.

i plan to do this for 2 months.

so: day shift - college study
night shift - my work

please help me organize my time.

now, im thinking about long term effects on this. its going to be pain. but i am in pain each day so i no longer feel pain. i will be exhausted as fuck. i am fully conscious of what is awaiting for me if i decide to do this.

here is my question. am i going to get a burnout from this? am i going to look physically different in 2 months (in a bad way)? am i going to be mentally worse? am i going to get really skinny? this would basically be a work of 19-20h for 6 days per week for 2 months. that is approximately 114-120h work week minus tuesday.

i have to be mentally equipped for this so i plan to do home workouts in night shift session in order to prevent burnouts. I'll do walks/jogs too in day shift for mental cooldowns. the most important thing for me is NOT TO GET A BURNOUT AT ALL COSTS DURING THIS PERIOD OF TIME NO EXCEPTIONS!!!

i need serious advice on how to do this right AND AVOID BURNOUTS AT ALL COST.

i MUST stay operational mentally for the next 2 months.

please list the things i should DO and NOT do so this can be achievable.

Why fight the body if you can dominate the mind that rules if?
- Illuminati

I would ask the question of how hard can life get but last time i asked that, life showed me how hard can life get and that was just the tip of the iceberg

...

i wanted to switch tabs in my code editor but i accidentally pressed the wrong shortcut keys and discovered a brand new feature in ubuntu....

Just watched Zombieland 2 in the cinema and the dumb blonde girl in the movie was so fucking sweet and adorable and NOT TO EVEN MENTION HOW HOT SHE WAS, but i fucking fell in love with her PERSONALITY, i know its an act but i also know there are people who exist with that personality, this is very weird to me because i fall in love by the looks, rarely by the behavior but i this time i love her because of her personality lol what the fuck is this

I didnt know it was possible to fall in love with someones personality like i dont even have the urge to fuck her just to love her for personality lmao

Aight im talking about this like we are exclusive but it was just a dumb but chill movie

every single possible android mvp tutorial on the planet and internet:

hlo frinds 2dey i show u hw to c0d andrd mvp

step 1) open project

step 4752) just code mvp and ur done

after weeks nearly months of studying for exams i took my laptop and started linux.

ahhhh. nothing feels better than home

has anyone coded something while being drunk? was the experience at least somewhat more productive than normal?

Limits exist only in yOUR FUCKING MIND

it feels like i feel.... nothing
anymore

going from totally broke to at least enough capital supply so i can go into city and walk around shopping centers after 6 years and feel like i just entered from a caveman world into the year 2718 and being isolated from dev world and work environment and bein relaxed from studying without constant stress and pain and agony and worries and burnouts and rage and dropping off all the negativity and ignoring it to become a normal person again at least for a day, makes me appreciate life again

why do all of you get so hyped when you install arch linux? you guys sound like the type of people who jack off to arch lmao. lets keep it real tonight, some of you legit ejaculate fantasizing about arch linux like "ohh archh mm 💦💦 ohh tmux 💦 i3💦💦💦linux baby give me more👅💦"

maybe even cool hackermans who brag about installing arch wanna use it for hacking. r u a better hackerman now that u use arch linux ?

"this file is indented with tabs instead of 4 spaces. would you like to convert to 4 spaces?"

what??? no? fuck you android studio

Is it normal that i completely forget to take a shower when i am hardcore focused on study or code?

I am psychically fucked. In the worst possible timing again. What have i done to myself.....

3:11am still coding fucking cannot even see properly my eyes are fucking sore

💯

watched a 32 min yt video of some guy artificially talking which sounded like those bloated marketing bait sites and after 32 min i realized it was just a preview of the ebook this retard was selling so he said to buy it to read it fully if we liked the 32 minutes wasted of our livves as a preview

pay more

i fucking broke another half of my android phone screen fuck off

IMAGE COMPRESSION QUESTION

lets say i upload a 100x100 photo from my android device. this image has a size of e.g. 2MB. not a lot. if i compress it then the size will be e.g. 300kB. cool. upload is thunderbolt for any internet speed.

lets consider this case. a random ass motherfucker decides it is cool to upload a 10000x10000 image that has a size e.g. 300MB. compressing this would be e.g. 150MB which is still a lot as fuck for one pic.

heres my question: where should the compression be handled? at backend (REST API server) or client (android image compression library)?

because if i try to send a 150MB pic to the server and their internet sucks but to be fucking honest even the best internet speed would take way too long to upload, is it better to do the compression on the backend or client?

or should i do compression in android? if i should do compression on client then should i;
1) do the compression on the main thread with a progress dialog to wait them until the compression + PLUS the fucking upload is done or
2) do the compression + THE upload in a background thread in which case it can be dangerous for verbose amount of fuckups (internet dies phone explodes etc) and the app crashes

which (one) option of the 2 suboptions from the second parent option branch?

of course this is an extremely unrealistic case, it is possible but thats not my point: my point is WHERE SHOULD THE COMPRESSION (as some kind of universal standard) BE HANDLED AT?

in the middle of a 1000 exams i got afking fever....fck this

must jump off the extreme heights and develop the wings while falling all the way down

Watch your words they come quick like karma

please lord make it happen give me strength i worked so hard...

I am trying to install eclipse for college

Windows defender blocked it because it found malware virus in it

Disabled windows defender

Waste my time to download again

Kaspersky blocked it because it found multiple trojans

Kaspersky saved my computer over 30 times from real damaging viruses

Disable kaspersky too

Waste my time squared download eclipse again

Open eclipse

Import tomcat v8

Eclipse crashes

a perfect app name taken by some shitty LQ indian who made a shitty LQ app that doesnt even look good and is broken

i feel like punching that shitty app

and shoving it up his ass

for taking the perfect name of my app that actually looks good and gets the job done

the kid even made about 6-7 accounts on ig about the same app but just putting dashes or underscores as the username THE FUCK?

the site looks so SO goddamn shitty, a lime green color as the background and a white text on that U CANT SEE SHIT THERE

NO PADDING, 3 ITEMS IN NAVIGATION MENU, 1 CHAT MESSAGE EXAMPLE

RUINED THE PERFECT SHIT FOR ME

FUCK U

i feel like going to deepweb and renting a hacker to take down his shitty instagram pages and the domain name, srsly whats the worst thing that can happen??

@0x000000 what do u think

i am so much dead inside that I can't even feel depression anymore, idk how to explain, its like committing a spiritual suicide

does life get harder than a fuck every single day or is it just me? 2pac was right, only strong do survive in this world

I went to the pool for the first time in 2019 and i fucking diedddddd☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

Swimmed once easy
Swimmed 2 times died
Swimmed 3 times math.pow(died,2)

Couldnt continue

The most painful 7 minutes

how am i supposed to be interested in a company if they list all the requirements of what skills i HAVE TO HAVE, they list EVERYTHING except HOW MUCH FKING MONEY THEY PAY?

can someone send me the link to download a client-developer contract related to software field?

aight so my spine hurts from sitting like an asshole too much what do i do

but I also run outside almost every day unless im completely ded inside

Run program

Doesn't work

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Open code to look at it again

Dont touch anytghing

0 (zero) modifications

Run again

It works

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Ok so i just bought a 256 GB SSD macbook pro and long story short i actually have 200 GB of free space when you take everything that takes up the space.

The fucking Catalina OS upgrade takes 8 GB.

Is this enough memory for programming/work related stuff???

So as i was exporting the apk file from unity, unity crashed and it caused a BSOD

I had a fucking heart attack because i coding from 16 hours straight

But my shit is still there

I finally understand why do many people use a MacBook pro for work

Hi,

Would, someone who is doing web development, like to help me code a porno service agency? I will be the main pimp who will escort my bitches to our customers who will pay for the bitch they find attractive through the system that we code so the payment will go automatically after they make a purchase. They get the bitch, i pay the bitch some fee and the rest goes to both of us as commission. Ain't none of this physical. All of the products are digital. Customers get pics or vids thats all.

Best Regards,
SukMikeHok

Omg shut up

I fkig cry when a fkig pdf book of fkig 420 pages dont got none pages numeration so i gutta memorize the fkg page number and fikg write that down in my god damn notes yo who even does ths

frustrating💦

Also since i dont got none fkig 2 hours of fkig waiting time to post another fkig rant ill write it now

I fkig love breathing air💆‍♂️

🌬💨

💨💨💨

please, just gag on my fucking cock, i had installs every day, 800+

the planet of humanoid beings is strange to me

I cant stop crying................

JUST when i thought i learned everything in X language, i accidentally discover a whole new dimension about it i never knew existed. this fucking irritates me. Fuck youuu

if you tell me i shouldn't be mad because i would just be learning more, Fuck youu tooo

i dont have infinite amount of Fucking time

I have to go forward and finish stuff and not just endlessly keep learning and learning and learning and BOOM SHIT IM 80 YEARS OLD ALREADY

Fuck youuuu

The point of fucking learning is not to continue learning even after u learned the point is to stop and apply what you learned in the real world

this is the same shit as a greedy person would chase money.

• if you gamble, you will always be poor
• if you are greedy, you will never have enough
• if you keep learning without applying, you will never do anything

1) what do i have to know to be a good react native developer?

2) what level of javascript knowledge do need to have to understand react native?

3) how hard is typescript/ecmascript and what do i need to know to understand it? only js i guess or something else?

4) i have basic knowledge of javascript. do i have to learn it extremely well or can i start learning typescript/ecmascript along with react native?

5) tips for learning react native as fast and as efficiently as humanly possible

thanks

this gave my life a purpose

in the last time devrant freezes at this screen REALLY often ALMOST EVERY TIME i open it. i dont know why. this is new. so i have to kill the app and reopen it a few times until it unfreezes. help

i scratched the screen on my galaxy s8+ edge by having the phone in the pocket of my jeans but i dont care because my screen is shattered anyway

i need advice, is this a good database structure? this is a comments table with foreign keys to users and posts table. the post_id and user_id can be repeated a lot of times so i wondered if i missed something here. i kinda forgot the 1/2/3 normalized form rules, so can someone give me a quick refresh? is this current structure good or should i change it?

I cannot focus on exams and my coding because of one person.

how to regain my focus.

help me.