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Manager: We need to setup the security in the Mexico server
Dev: You mean that 3rd party firewall add on?
Manager: Yes
Dev: And set up the billing on the Mexico account?
Manager: Yes
Dev: lol, sure thing I’ll create the ticket
Manager: What’s so funny?
Dev: Nothing
Ticket: Build wall and get Mexico to pay for it.14 -
I just shat my pants:
I accidentally typed "ebay.vom", and I was redirected to "navigation.nsgnav.com" before sending me to "ebay.com".
In that split second, I thought it redirected me to some "nsa.gov" server.
I almost set my laptop on fire and ran to Mexico.10 -
College can be one of the worst investments for an IT career ever.
I've been in university for the past 3 years and my views on higher education have radically changed from positive to mostly cynical.
This is an extremely polarizing topic, some say "your college is shite", "#notall", "you complain too much", and to all of you I am glad you are happy with your expensive toilet paper and feel like your dick just grew an inch longer, what I'll be talking about is my personal experience and you may make of it what you wish. I'm not addressing the best ivy-league Unis those are a whole other topic, I'll talk about average Unis for average Joes like me.
Higher education has been the golden ticket for countless generations, you know it, your parents believe in it and your grandparents lived it. But things are not like they used to be, higher education is a failing business model that will soon burst, it used to be simple, good grades + good college + nice title = happy life.
Sounds good? Well fuck you because the career paths that still work like that are limited, like less than 4.
The above is specially true in IT where shit moves so fast and furious if you get distracted for just a second you get Paul Walkered out of the Valley; companies don't want you to serve your best anymore, they want grunt work for the most part and grunts with inferiority complex to manage those grunts and ship the rest to India (or Mexico) at best startups hire the best problem solvers they can get because they need quality rather than quantity.
Does Uni prepare you for that? Well...no, the industry changes so much they can't even follow up on what it requires and ends up creating lousy study programs then tells you to invest $200k+ in "your future" for you to sweat your ass off on unproductive tasks to then get out and be struck by jobs that ask for knowledge you hadn't even heard off.
Remember those nights you wasted drawing ER diagrams while that other shmuck followed tutorials on react? Well he's your boss now, but don't worry you will wear your tired eyes, caffeine saturated breath and overweight with pride while holding your empty title, don't get me wrong I've indulged in some rough play too but I have noticed that 3 months giving a project my heart and soul teaches me more than 6 months of painstakingly pleasing professors with big egos.
And the soon to be graduates, my God...you have the ones that are there for the lulz, the nerds that beat their ass off to sustain a scholarship they'll have to pay back with interests and the ones that just hope for the best. The last two of the list are the ones I really feel bad for, the nerds will beat themselves over and over to comply with teacher demands not noticing they are about to graduate still versioning on .zip and drive, the latter feel something's wrong but they have no chances if there isn't a teacher to mentor them.
And what pisses me off even more is the typical answers to these issues "you NEED the title" and "you need to be self taught". First of all bitch how many times have we heard, seen and experienced the rejection for being overqualified? The market is saturated with titles, so much so they have become meaningless, IT companies now hire on an experience, economical and likeability basis. Worse, you tell me I need to be self taught, fucker I've been self taught for years why would I travel 10km a day for you to give me 0 new insights, slacking in my face or do what my dog does when I program (stare at me) and that's just on the days you decide to attend!
But not everything is bad, college does give you three things: networking, some good teachers and expensive dead tree remnants, is it worth the price tag, not really, not if you don't need it.
My broken family is not one of resources and even tho I had an 80% scholarship at the second best uni of my country I decided I didn't need the 10+ year debt for not sleeping 4 years, I decided to go to the 3rd in the list which is state funded; as for that decision it worked out as I'm paying most of everything now and through my BS I've noticed all of the above, I've visited 4 universities in my country and 4 abroad and even tho they have better everything abroad it still doesn't justify some of the prices.
If you don't feel like I do and you are happy, I'm happy for you. My rant is about my personal experience which is kind of in the context of IT higher education in the last ~8 years.
Just letting some steam off and not regretting most of my decisions.
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I used to work for a Mexican bank in Mexico, as a developer I opened (and use) an account, since the bank was not famous(most of its business was with the government), going to the bank and see no waiting lines was an advantage, so I started using it as my only bank account even nowadays.
Now I live in NYC, and some years later I see on the news the bank merged(was absorbed) with another bank, 'sounds good, I don't care' I thought.
Well, I open my online account and the nightmare begins:
1) Redirection to the 2nd bank page
2) My credentials does not work
3) Call the original bank(no answers)
4) After several calls and days I got a phone contact
5) 'well, try all other passwords you have' (transaction passwords, operative passwords, login passwords, etc), among many other stupid answers, which by the way, were preceded by infinite question about the 2nd bank, like:
- when did you open the account with the 2nd bank?
- what is your 2nd bank account number
6) after 20 calls like that, they asked for documents, information and screenshots, and send all that to the 2nd bank tech help email.
7) After several days a person responded: 'Go to your bank(which fucking bank?)' and ask for a new user.
8) a ton of calls to know what bank I was assigned
9) called the bank: 'well, you have to come in person(no exceptions allowed) and request to close your 1st bank account and open a 2nd bank account' (I am not sure if that is gonna work)
All the technology nowadays and still I have to travel thousands of miles hoping this 'solution' works.
to be continue....2 -
One of those "Fuck this shit, I'm outta here" moments! CEO, in a dying startup wants to go on a 5 day vacation to Mexico while I'm sitting here fixing production bugs! FUCK THIS SHIT BRUH5
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Is this something cool?
I wanted a portable battery but I had no money (student life in Mexico), but I had a couple of damaged tablet batteries and a damaged router case.
A year ago I did not use it, but now it is useful when I occasionally go out to capture some Pokémon.
The downside is that it only has one USB port to discharge and micro-B to charge. And of course I do not go out with the antennas, I take them off, I just put them on for the demonstration, haha.
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I've been so pissed off so many times, I thought I should divide them into categories.
- Pissed off at a fellow dev: I told him to use a constant instead of a hardcoded number.
He changed this: obj.method(3);
to this:
public static final int three = 3;
obj.method(three);
- Pissed off at management: I once got a $10 yearly raise.
- Pissed off at a client: They rejected our design proposal because the text was in spanish and they didn't speak spanish. It was lorem ipsum text.
- Pissed off at code: I once had to refactor a 500 line legacy jsp script with HTML, CSS, JS and Java completely intertwined.
- Pissed off at Twitter: They changed their API the day of our go-live, breaking all of their widgets, forcing us to move the go-live date and making me work an additional 8 hours after a week with almost no breaks.
- Pissed off at travel and logistics: They sent me to a hotel in Mexico City 2.5 hours away from the client's office.
Fun times...1 -
A coworker asked me to give him a hand on a project last thursday at around 8:00pm, by Friday noon I had most of it complete. Then turn the code back to him. Then somehow , it got placed on me during the weekend....20 mins before leaving to San antonio to be with my sister while my niece was born. Yeah...no..sorry...guess who enjoyed SA this weekend? This guy. Past experiences have shown me that one should not sacrifice personal time for company bs. Specially here in south texas where the majority of employers are from Mexico. In Mexico, there is no worker appreciation culture, going above and beyond the line of duty to accomplish tasks is not met with any sort of consideration. So nope nope nope nope.18
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Random guy: Hey you're from Mexico ! Let's party and drink Tequila, let's go for Mamacitas !!!
Me: no, I have to work!
Random guy: come on you Mexicans don't work, and always wears a Zarape !
Me: Come on man ! It's fucking 21th century !!! You can't think that way ! I don't fucking wear a Zarape, I don't like Tequila and for the love of God is so wrong to call women "Mamacitas"2 -
Literally anything that comes out from Anders Hejlsberg, always liked what the dude brings to others. I fucking loved his work on the Pascal Programming language, back then it was all over the place in Mexico. I can only imagine that in the U.S it was just as big since a lot of mfkers in here are still pushing Delphi from what they found with Turbo Pascal.
His work on the C# programming language is absolutely incredible and C# is one of the best languages in my book. And I fucking adore TypeScript, so literally, everything this dude puts out, I pay attention, listen to and learn. As far a language designers go, him and Rich Hickey are my top favorite mfkers in the field, but Anders it to me a personal idol.
I also happen to really fucking like C# and Clojure man, like come on those two are just legit good languages.7 -
I hate social media because I have to keep it in one way or the other (don't ask)
As such, I have to deal with multiple bullshit that I read from people.
The trust fund baby with a daddy selected job posting images on him on Cancun "lIfe Is To Be EnjOyeD, go AhEaD trAvEl" <--- bitch I work. I am happy that you enjoy shit but fuck me man have some sense of reality.
Many more shit like that, plus, it is a pandemic fuckhead, chill the fuck out.
The retarded veteran that continues to cry about a football player kneeling on a football match.....even though he was told by a fucking ex Special Forces to take a knee in peaceful protest.
Mexican adults talking about American politics.....dude you live in FUCKING MEXICO your fucking president is a national MEME
the list continues, I hate social media.19 -
On my way to Mexico for a fucking birthday party....God i hate going to Mexico..........
I have so much shit to do at home.......8 -
We recently had an error in legacy systems about a user trying to find photographers in Virginia but somehow it shows photographers in Mexico. Apparently it's because both Mexico and Virginia have the same zip code XD guess whatever it uses to search stuff didn't think the company would be used past the US.10
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!rant
Me and one of my best friends joke way too much about being in a relationship that when he said that we should get married I legit spaced out and started to think how would that even work because he lives in Mexico and I live in the U.S. then i wondered how our work schedule would be and who would hog his gaming pc the most
We are both dudes and we are not gay. But you know man...if you are nor gay for your best friend...are you even best friends?6 -
I dunno if you gents remember the Nickelodeon show known as Drake and Josh.
It was pretty big in Mexico and the U.S.
Well, one of the characters from that show is the singer/actor Drake Bell.
For a while, Drake Bell would **constantly** tweet about how much Justin Bieber sucks.
I aint denying that Justin Bieber sucks, i don't like his music at all.
But the constant attacks came out as jealousy, at least to me.
What does this has to do with development or even computers? Well this is EXACTLY how I feel about Louis Rossman CONSTANTLY making videos about apple products.
We get it man we really do, sadly for a lot of us the only way to get ios development done is through a fucking Mac
EVEN if his whiny ass is right about the hardware not being top notch and all that shit I AM still not able to explain a 2013(early...as in january) macbook pro still working with literally NO fucking problems. Before that the other macbook was just changed because we wanted the 2013 model. The thing worked, the one before did so too and the 2017 model that I have works, amazingly so i will add.
Still, the army of dell,hp and lenovo laptops that I've had before just died or are not functioning properly. Either it is my shit luck or Apple's "shitty hardware" got something really fucking right.
I think its retarded really. If you don't like them then fine, you don't have to, personally I fucking love all computers and os, but I don't get fanboys hating for the sake of hate.
the fuck you care if I spend 2500 on a computer? I would the same shit for your mom and the computer would last me longer.
Does owning multiple macs make me better than you? No
Does this mean that you are piss poor and can't afford shit and that is why you are hating? No
Will I call you <insert number of insults> gor your choice of pc or os? No
What is retarded is this: you all are DEVELOPERS(at least a good chunk) and your ass better fucking know that some people USE a certain tool because IT IS THE RIGHT ONE FOR THE JOB.
It is a damn fine operating system, a really good computing experience. It ain't your taste? Fine, das cool, but for fucks sake it does not mean that the other people are idiots or whatever.
Grow the fuck up and get yourself an opinion.20 -
wooooo!! finally got my stickers!!! many thanks from Mexico @dfox
and you should consider checking your toner... kinda running out of ink... xD
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For those of you scared of the ZOMG imminent threat of AI.....
In Spanish, in particular to the way it is spoken in Mexico, we know curly hair to be called "chino" or "chinos" in certain places. This is funny because Chino is actually what we call Chinese people.
So. The other day I mentioned in a friend of mine's post the text "pinches chinos" in regards to the pain of having curly hair(which I also have) during windy days.
FB being the retarded piece of shit that it is took it as hate speech, pinches chinos can be roughly translated to "fucking curly hair" in this regard, but because FB is retarded as all fuck it took it as me spewing some hate speech again'st their Chinese overlords.
I normally wouldn't give a fuck, if it weren't because one of my friends is celebrating their birthdays today and I can't post shit on his wall due to me being on facebook jail.
I have known this dude since I was 6, currently 29, but no, FB decided that I was some racist prick somehow and because of that I can't go ahead and post something to him. Its fine, I was still capable of calling him and celebrating with my boy, but still.
An AI will not be able to detect the difference between a fucking cat and a lion, it is shitty technology, it is interesting because of the math behind it, but seriously, not something to be scared about, skynet is far from coming into existence.
Fuck FB and fuck people scared about AI and deep learning12 -
Most definitely not dev related..
Guitar tabs that contain arrangements for +5 guitars on a band with just a rythm and lead guitar are fucking annoying.
Fucking hate having to piece the fucking melody by myself. And yes. I DON'T neeed the fucking tabs since I can figure the song by ear, its just that doing it like that takes way too much fucking time.
Getting fucking bored of playing the guitar tho. Been doing it since I was very young and never really liked it. Always wanted violin and then bass.
Have been looking at a nice fender precision bass. Made in Mexico so not really expensive, sounds equally as good and is going for a good $650 bucks plus the amp.
No lie, i am way too interested on getting me that bass already. Have been learning Roundabout by Yes(because I am a progressive rock fan AND a Jojo fan) and practicing with a friends bass whenever I get the chance.
If you already play guitar and you are good with guitar then picking up the bass takes some adjustment, but it's still not as heavy as going at it with no musical training.
Man I just want a bass so bad. I am just so cheap at spending money.13 -
Multi User, One Account, and other shit
I'm gonna rant about something as a user, and someone who makes stupid web stuff.
My bank has been updating their web banking over time and they decided that every individual on an account, should have their own login. They really want to push this on their users, I suspect specifically folks like me and my wife who share one login for the joint accounts we have at the bank together.
Why share one login, because it's the only sure fire way I know that I and my wife can see all the same shit no doubt about it.
The banks never tell you what you can see or can't with joint accounts, I doubt it is even documented on their end, but in every damn case something is hidden or different in some weird way.
Messages to the bank people? If I send it, my wife often can't. I get that for security reasons that's a thing, but it makes no sense for a joint account.
ANY difference to me breaks online banking ENTIRELY. Joint accounts are supposed to be... well one account that is the same.
Other banks we used where we had different logins for the joint account, each login actually had separate bill pay accounts per user. So if I went to bill pay and scheduled something to be paid, my wife had no idea, same if she did.
Right fucking there, banking is just broken entirely!
So no Mr. Bank, fuck you we're both logging in via the same login.
Fast forward to N00bPancakes making a thing.
So my employer has a customer (Direct Customer). Direct Customer wants a thing that makes communication with their customer (Indirect Customer) easier.
The worst thing about making something for your customer's customer is that Direct Customer always imagines that Indirect Customer is gonna be super ninja power users....
But no, that's not the case... in fact almost nobody is a power user, and absolutely nobody WANTS to be a power users.
Worse yet in my case the only reason this tool exists is because Direct Customer and Indirect Customer can't communicate well enough anyway... that should tell you something about the amount of effort Indirect Customer is willing to expend.
So with that tool, this situation constantly comes up:
Direct Customer thinks it would be great if every user from Indirect Company had some sort of custom messaging, views, and etc in of Cool Communication Tool. The reason is because that's what Direct Customer loves about Ultra Complex Primary Tool that they use ....
Then I have to fight the constant fight of:
NOBODY WANTS TO BE A POWER USER, NOBODY EVEN WANTS TO DO MUCH OF ANYTHING ON THE INTERNET THAT ISN'T SCREAMING AT OTHER PEOPLE OR POST MEMES OR WATCH SHITTY VIDEOS. THE MOMENT ANYONE AT INDIRECT COMPANY LOGS IN AND SEES ANY INFO THAT IS DIFFERENT FROM THEIR COWORKER THEY'LL SHIT THEMSELVES, FLOOD EVERYONE WITH 'OH GAWD SOME NON SPECIFIED THING IS WRONG' AND RESPOND TO EMAILS LIKE A JELLYFISH DROPPED OFF IN NEW MEXICO... AND NOTHING WILL GET DONE!!!
God damn it people.
Also side rant while I'm busy fighting the good fight to keep shit simple and etc:
People bitch about how horrible the modern web is and then bitch at web devs like we're rulers of the internet or something.... What really pisses me off about that is other devs who do that.... like bro, do you make policy at your company? You decide not to sell some info or whatever shit your company sells? Like fuck off with your 'man I miss html' because you got scared by some shitty JS error and ran back to your language of choice and just poked your head out of the the basement and got scared... and you shit on another developer about that? Fuck you. -
The company I'm working for organizes meetups in Mexico City about web technology, i love it because supports opensource software1
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I see. They have to be geeky...mmmmh
I read a lot about biology, chemistry, physics and mathematics.
My two fav subjects are biology and math from the above. And I try to attend to as many lectures as I can.
Biology fascinates me to no end and it helps that one of my closest friends works as a resesrcher in Mexico, we are far but we get to talk about it all the time. He is more than happy to go on large lectures about the subject.
I also read a fuckload of fantasy books as well as manga. I also go on anime binged here and there.
In perspective though, i don't think anything is as nerdy as software development. SPECIALLY if it involves large portions of math(which in my case does for the things we develop for the accounting department)
( . Y . ) <--- chichis6 -
I speak c# like I speak Spanish. It works and I get by, but it ain't pretty.
(currently living in Mexico)6 -
Wait. What? If Mexico doesn't control our immigration, we are going to shoot our own industry in the head? What. A. Putz.9
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Random as fuck, but anyone here that smokes pipe tobacco or enjoys cigars? what about dip tobacco? from my understanding, smokeless tobacco is far different in yurop than it is in the U.S
My friends in Mexico are pretty clueless about all of this except for cigar smoking, and regular cigarettes, dip tobacco was pretty much unknown to me until some time (mexicans are not very prone to smokeless tobacco it seems) and I currently enjoy a cigar here and there, just wanted to see what y'all thought about the hobby.9 -
"Posting is currently turned off for this type of place," so that photo of an oil rig off the coast of Tabasco will forever shape people's first impression of the Gulf of Mexico that US citizens are now supposed to call Gulf of America.
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WhatsApp Messenger is not working today here in Mexico. I wonder how'severything going on over there 😂😂😂 it brings to mind once when I first released to production some dlls I modified. The bank core didn't work 10 minutes5
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Beautiful day today here at Mexico, I've delivered everything for this project and i'm feeling really relaxed as it was insane the number of requirements to do in such a small time-frame, Good Day to everyone around the world! #keepcoding
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I’ve met some of the best friends I could ever hope to have thanks to code.
I started with the MUGEN fighting game engine back in high school. Didn’t know a thing about code but I wanted to learn so I could make awesome characters.
If it were not for that, I would’ve never met friends from all over the world from different countries, cultures, and backgrounds. I certainly never expected to have a best friend who lived in Mexico (who is now in Japan). I would’ve never found the career I have today, nor would I have met the love of my life (even if I couldn’t have her, my love is still there), and I wouldn’t have traveled the world to meet some of these friends.
In the end, it was the engine, our passion for fighting games, and our discovery of the art of code that brought us all together. -
My 18-year-old Logitech USB mouse (back when they were making mouses in Mexico) must’ve known that I was going to e-waste it today. I set it down on my table and then went back to grab it and the little fucker scurried away.1
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Mexico just got for a big earthquake and people is organizing a lots of ways to help.
> Some guys started a webpage and they are adding useful information and data for the people. They create a repo on GitHub to improve information.
> Mexican devs start discussing which technology is better for solving imaginary problems about escalate the servers, concurrency, creating a CMS, creating a public API, tokens for publishing the API... Instead of using something quick like firebase or some Trello to just publish info.1 -
Hey, any suggestion where to get one of those nice custom keyboards? (or at least the coloured keycaps)
PS. I'm from Mexico18 -
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FamLee Pressure Washing Services: Best Pressure Washing Services Near Fulton, MO & Affordable House Washing in Mexico, MO
At FamLee Pressure Washing Services, we take pride in providing the best pressure washing services near Fulton, MO and affordable house washing in Mexico, MO. Whether you need to clean your home’s exterior, remove grime from your driveway, or restore the look of your deck, we offer expert cleaning solutions that are designed to deliver outstanding results. Our team of professionals uses the latest pressure washing technology to ensure your property is spotless, protected, and well-maintained.
Why Choose FamLee Pressure Washing Services?
When it comes to pressure washing near Fulton, MO, and house washing in Mexico, MO, FamLee Pressure Washing Services is the trusted name for residents and business owners alike. Here’s why our customers choose us for their pressure washing needs:
Experienced and Professional Team Our skilled technicians are trained to handle a wide range of pressure washing tasks, ensuring that your home and property are treated with the utmost care. We understand the specifics of different surfaces, and we tailor our services to suit each project.
Affordable Pricing We believe that quality pressure washing services should be accessible to everyone. Whether you're looking for house washing in Mexico, MO, or pressure washing near Fulton, MO, we offer competitive pricing that doesn’t break the bank. We also provide free estimates, so you know exactly what to expect.
Comprehensive Services At FamLee Pressure Washing Services, we offer a variety of services to meet your specific needs, including:
House washing
Driveway cleaning
Deck and patio cleaning
Roof and gutter cleaning
Commercial and residential pressure washing
Eco-Friendly Cleaning Solutions We use eco-friendly cleaning agents that are safe for your property and the environment. You can trust us to provide a thorough cleaning without causing harm to the surrounding landscape or ecosystem.
Top-Quality Equipment We use state-of-the-art pressure washing equipment to deliver superior results. Whether it’s a residential property or a larger commercial project, we have the right tools to get the job done efficiently.
Customer Satisfaction Guarantee We are committed to delivering exceptional results on every project. Our goal is to exceed your expectations, and we’ll work hard to ensure you're completely satisfied with our services.
Best Pressure Washing Services Near Fulton, MO
If you’re looking for the best pressure washing services near Fulton, MO, look no further than FamLee Pressure Washing Services. We specialize in providing top-notch pressure washing services to homeowners and businesses in Fulton and surrounding areas. Our services include:
Exterior House Cleaning: We offer comprehensive house washing services to remove dirt, mildew, mold, and other contaminants from your home’s exterior. This not only enhances curb appeal but also helps protect your property from potential damage caused by these elements.
Driveway and Walkway Cleaning: Over time, driveways and walkways can accumulate stains from oil, dirt, and other debris. Our pressure washing techniques restore these surfaces to their original condition, giving your home a fresh look.
Deck and Patio Washing: Your deck or patio is an outdoor space that deserves attention. Whether it’s covered with dirt, algae, or grime, we can clean and revitalize it, making it a great place to relax again.
Roof and Gutter Cleaning: Regular roof and gutter maintenance is essential to keeping your home protected. Our pressure washing service will safely remove debris, leaves, and moss, helping to avoid costly repairs down the road.
Affordable House Washing in Mexico, MO
Is your home in need of a thorough cleaning? At FamLee Pressure Washing Services, we provide affordable house washing in Mexico, MO, to help keep your home looking beautiful and well-maintained. Regular pressure washing is an important part of home upkeep, and our affordable services ensure that your home gets the attention it deserves.
Why is House Washing Important?
Improved Curb Appeal: The exterior of your home is the first thing people notice, and a clean home can significantly improve its overall appearance. Whether you're preparing to sell or just want to enjoy a fresh, clean look, house washing is a simple solution to boost curb appeal.
Prevent Damage: Dirt, mold, mildew, and algae can build up on the exterior of your home, which can lead to long-term damage. Regular house washing prevents these contaminants from eating away at your siding, walls, and foundation.
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HAMAM Turkish Boutique Spa: Il Tuo Centro Benessere di Lusso a Puerto Vallarta
Se stai cercando un'esperienza di lusso e benessere a Puerto Vallarta, non c'è posto migliore di HAMAM Turkish Boutique Spa. Situato nella Zona Romántica, nel cuore di Puerto Vallarta, il nostro spa è un rifugio esclusivo per coloro che desiderano fuggire dallo stress quotidiano e abbandonarsi a trattamenti rigeneranti e rilassanti.
Spa per Uomini a Puerto Vallarta: Trattamenti su Misura per il Tuo Benessere
HAMAM Turkish Boutique Spa è il luogo ideale anche per gli uomini che desiderano un trattamento completo di lusso. Offriamo una vasta gamma di servizi pensati appositamente per il pubblico maschile, tra cui massaggi rilassanti, scrub corpo e trattamenti specifici per il benessere della pelle. Il nostro obiettivo è quello di regalare un'esperienza che soddisfi ogni esigenza, dalle tensioni muscolari a una semplice ricerca di relax.
I nostri professionisti esperti sono pronti a creare un programma personalizzato, che ti farà sentire rigenerato e pronto a tornare alla tua routine con energia rinnovata.
Centro Benessere a Puerto Vallarta: Un’Oasi di Tranquillità e Rilassamento
HAMAM Turkish Boutique Spa non è solo una spa, è un vero e proprio centro benessere dove potrai prenderti cura di corpo e mente. Offriamo un ambiente sereno e raffinato, dove ogni trattamento è pensato per offrire il massimo del relax e della qualità. Che tu scelga un massaggio rilassante, un trattamento corpo o un completo giorno di benessere, ogni momento sarà un'opportunità per rigenerarti.
La nostra spa è perfetta per chi cerca un rifugio dove staccare dalla frenesia della vita quotidiana e concedersi un po' di pace. I nostri servizi includono anche la possibilità di godere di momenti di tranquillità grazie alla nostra area wellness esclusiva, che ti permetterà di rilassarti completamente.
Luxury Spa a Puerto Vallarta: Un'Esperienza Unica di Lusso e Comfort
Se desideri un trattamento di lusso, HAMAM Turkish Boutique Spa è il posto perfetto. La nostra spa offre trattamenti esclusivi in un ambiente elegante e sofisticato. Ogni dettaglio è studiato per farti sentire speciale, con servizi di altissima qualità e personale altamente qualificato.
Dai massaggi rilassanti e terapeutici alla pulizia della pelle, ogni trattamento è pensato per offrirti un'esperienza di lusso e benessere unica. Se cerchi una luxury spa a Puerto Vallarta, ti garantiamo che non troverai nulla di meglio.
Scrub Corpo a Puerto Vallarta: Per una Pelle Morbida e Luminosa
Uno dei trattamenti più apprezzati nella nostra spa è lo scrub corpo. Perfetto per rimuovere le cellule morte e stimolare la circolazione, lo scrub corpo ti aiuterà a ottenere una pelle morbida, luminosa e perfettamente idratata. I nostri esperti utilizzano ingredienti naturali e di alta qualità per offrire un'esperienza sensoriale unica, lasciando la tua pelle fresca e rigenerata.
Contattaci per Prenotare la Tua Esperienza di Benessere
Se sei pronto a vivere un'esperienza di lusso e benessere, HAMAM Turkish Boutique Spa è il posto ideale per te. Siamo a tua disposizione per rispondere a tutte le tue domande e aiutarti a prenotare il trattamento perfetto per le tue esigenze.
Indirizzo:
Lázaro Cárdenas 240 A, Zona Romántica, Emiliano Zapata, 48380 Puerto Vallarta, Jal., Mexico
Numero di contatto:
+52 322 214 4827
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