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					Hey everyone,
 
 First off, a Merry Christmas to everyone who celebrates, happy holidays to everyone, and happy almost-new-year!
 
 Tim and I are very happy with the year devRant has had, and thinking back, there are a lot of 2017 highlights to recap. Here are just a few of the ones that come to mind (this list is not exhaustive and I'm definitley forgetting stuff!):
 
 - We introduced the devRant supporter program (devRant++)! (https://devrant.com/rants/638594/...). Thank you so much to everyone who has embraced devRant++! This program has helped us significantly and it's made it possible for us to mantain our current infrustructure and not have to cut down on servers/sacrifice app performance and stability.
 - We added avatar pets (https://devrant.com/rants/455860/...)
 - We finally got the domain devrant.com thanks to @wiardvanrij (https://devrant.com/rants/938509/...)
 - The first international devRant meetup (Dutch) with organized by @linuxxx and was a huge success (https://devrant.com/rants/937319/... + https://devrant.com/rants/935713/...)
 - We reached 50,000 downloads on Android (https://devrant.com/rants/728421/...)
 - We introduced notif tabs (https://devrant.com/rants/1037456/...), which make it easy to filter your in-app notifications by type
 - @AlexDeLarge became the first devRant user to hit 50,000++ (https://devrant.com/rants/885432/...), and @linuxxx became the first to hit 75,000++
 - We made an April Fools joke that got a lot of people mad at us and hopefully got some laughs too (https://devrant.com/rants/506740/...)
 - We launched devDucks!! (https://devducks.com)
 - We got rid of the drawer menu in our mobile apps and switched to a tab layout
 - We added the ability to subscribe to any user's rants (https://devrant.com/rants/538170/...)
 - Introduced the post type selector (https://devrant.com/rants/850978/...) (which will be used for filtering - more details below)
 - Started a bug/feature tracker GitHub repo (https://github.com/devRant/devRant)
 - We did our first ever live stream (https://youtube.com/watch/...)
 - Added an awesome all-black theme (devRant++) (https://devrant.com/rants/850978/...)
 - We created an "active discussions" screen within the app so you can easily find rants with booming discussions!
 - Thanks to the suggestion of many community members, we added "scroll to bottom" functionality to rants with long comment threads to make those rants more usable
 - We improved our app stability and set our personal record for uptime, and we also cut request times in half with some database cluster upgrades
 - Awesome new community projects: https://devrant.com/projects (more will be added to the list soon, sorry for the delay!)
 - A new landing page for web (https://devrant.com), that was the first phase of our web overhaul coming soon (see below)
 
 Even after all of this stuff, Tim and I both know there is a ton of work to do going forward and we want to continue to make devRant as good as it can be. We rely on your feedback to make that happen and we encourage everyone to keep submitting and discussing ideas in the bug/feature tracker (https://github.com/devRant/devRant).
 
 We only have a little bit of the roadmap right now, but here's some things 2018 will bring:
 
 - A brand new devRant web app: we've heard the feedback loud and clear. This is our top priority right now, and we're happy to say the completely redesigned/overhauled devRant web experience is almost done and will be released in early 2018. We think everyone will really like it.
 
 - Functionality to filter rants by type: this feature was always planned since we introduced notif types, and it will soon be implemented. The notif type filter will allow you to select the types of rants you want to see for any of the sorting methods.
 
 - App stability and usability: we want to dedicate a little time to making sure we don't forget to fix some long-standing bugs with our iOS/Android apps. This includes UI issues, push notification problems on Android, any many other small but annoying problems. We know the stability and usability of devRant is very important to the community, so it's important for us to give it the attention it deserves.
 
 - Improved profiles/avatars: we can't reveal a ton here yet, but we've got some pretty cool ideas that we think everyone will enjoy.
 
 - Private messaging: we think a PM system can add a lot to the app and make it much more intuitive to reach out to people privately. However, Tim and I believe in only launching carefully developed features, so rest assured that a lot of thought will be going into the system to maximize privacy, provide settings that make it easy to turn off, and provide security features that make it very difficult for abuse to take place. We're also open to any ideas here, so just let us know what you might be thinking.
 
 There will be many more additions, but those are just a few we have in mind right now.
 
 We've had a great year, and we really can't thank every member of the devRant community enough. We've always gotten amazingly positive feedback from the community, and we really do appreciate it. One of the most awesome things is when some compliments the kindness of the devRant community itself, which we hear a lot. It really is such a welcoming community and we love seeing devs of all kind and geographic locations welcomed with open arms.
 
 2018 will be an important year for devRant as we continue to grow and we will need to continue the momentum. We think the ideas we have right now and the ones that will come from community feedback going forward will allow us to make this a big year and continue to improve the devRant community.
 
 Thanks everyone, and thanks for your amazing contributions to the devRant community!
 
 Looking forward to 2018,
 - David and Tim 45 45
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					!dev
 
 It was late night after work I went into Macdonald's take-away:
 
 Me: Can I have a Maharaja Mac Medium Meal with extra regular fries?
 
 Guy: Yes sir, that will XX.XX amt.
 
 Me: Gives him my card.
 
 Guys: So what's the pin?
 
 Me: What??
 
 Guys: The Pin sir.
 
 Me: Are you ok? Who the hell shares a pin with you?
 
 Guy: Sir, we don't have a wireless swipe machine.
 
 Me: So why is it a take-away if I have to come inside and drop my pin anyways?
 
 *Guy looks awkwardly at other employees. :/
 
 I had to finally get out of the vehicle and I took another 15 mins seperately explaining him why cards have a security pin and that the word security isn't a joke before the pin. With this, I might have also slipped in some GDPR cookie policy along with it. and why Microsoft bought GitHub. Good Lad. He will learn.16
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					Drug dealer : yo, you code right?
 
 Me: yeah, why
 
 Drug dealer: can you hack into the police station.. You know, see if they are checking me out.. If they know I'm dealing.. I'll just move
 
 (I've never hacked but I know i could learn if I have to)
 
 Me:... That's actually brilliant
 
 I love in a small town at the moment.. I bet the police security is a joke
 
 Kinda high risk though20
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					*wiggles the mouse on my Windows box to activate it again and watch some videos while eating*
 
 Le wild BSOD appears!!
 Windows used KERNEL_SECURITY_CHECK_FAILURE!!! It's super effective!
 Hah! Well, you know.. it's fucking true. Windows' kernel security is a fucking joke.
 
 First time that I actually laughed at a BSOD like this. Thanks Microshit!14
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					3 rants for the price of 1, isn't that a great deal!
 
 1. HP, you braindead fucking morons!!!
 
 So recently I disassembled this HP laptop of mine to unfuck it at the hardware level. Some issues with the hinge that I had to solve. So I had to disassemble not only the bottom of the laptop but also the display panel itself. Turns out that HP - being the certified enganeers they are - made the following fuckups, with probably many more that I didn't even notice yet.
 
 - They used fucking glue to ensure that the bottom of the display frame stays connected to the panel. Cheap solution to what should've been "MAKE A FUCKING DECENT FRAME?!" but a royal pain in the ass to disassemble. Luckily I was careful and didn't damage the panel, but the chance of that happening was most certainly nonzero.
 - They connected the ribbon cables for the keyboard in such a way that you have to reach all the way into the spacing between the keyboard and the motherboard to connect the bloody things. And some extra spacing on the ribbon cables to enable servicing with some room for actually connecting the bloody things easily.. as Carlos Mantos would say it - M-m-M, nonoNO!!!
 - Oh and let's not forget an old flaw that I noticed ages ago in this turd. The CPU goes straight to 70°C during boot-up but turning on the fan.. again, M-m-M, nonoNO!!! Let's just get the bloody thing to overheat, freeze completely and force the user to power cycle the machine, right? That's gonna be a great way to make them satisfied, RIGHT?! NO MOTHERFUCKERS, AND I WILL DISCONNECT THE DATA LINES OF THIS FUCKING THING TO MAKE IT SPIN ALL THE TIME, AS IT SHOULD!!! Certified fucking braindead abominations of engineers!!!
 
 Oh and not only that, this laptop is outperformed by a Raspberry Pi 3B in performance, thermals, price and product quality.. A FUCKING SINGLE BOARD COMPUTER!!! Isn't that a great joke. Someone here mentioned earlier that HP and Acer seem to have been competing for a long time to make the shittiest products possible, and boy they fucking do. If there's anything that makes both of those shitcompanies remarkable, that'd be it.
 
 2. If I want to conduct a pentest, I don't want to have to relearn the bloody tool!
 
 Recently I did a Burp Suite test to see how the devRant web app logs in, but due to my Burp Suite being the community edition, I couldn't save it. Fucking amazing, thanks PortSwigger! And I couldn't recreate the results anymore due to what I think is a change in the web app. But I'll get back to that later.
 
 So I fired up bettercap (which works at lower network layers and can conduct ARP poisoning and DNS cache poisoning) with the intent to ARP poison my phone and get the results straight from the devRant Android app. I haven't used this tool since around 2017 due to the fact that I kinda lost interest in offensive security. When I fired it up again a few days ago in my PTbox (which is a VM somewhere else on the network) and today again in my newly recovered HP laptop, I noticed that both hosts now have an updated version of bettercap, in which the options completely changed. It's now got different command-line switches and some interactive mode. Needless to say, I have no idea how to use this bloody thing anymore and don't feel like learning it all over again for a single test. Maybe this is why users often dislike changes to the UI, and why some sysadmins refrain from updating their servers? When you have users of any kind, you should at all times honor their installations, give them time to change their individual configurations - tell them that they should! - in other words give them a grace time, and allow for backwards compatibility for as long as feasible.
 
 3. devRant web app!!
 
 As mentioned earlier I tried to scrape the web app's login flow with Burp Suite but every time that I try to log in with its proxy enabled, it doesn't open the login form but instead just makes a GET request to /feed/top/month?login=1 without ever allowing me to actually log in. This happens in both Chromium and Firefox, in Windows and Arch Linux. Clearly this is a change to the web app, and a very undesirable one. Especially considering that the login flow for the API isn't documented anywhere as far as I know.
 
 So, can this update to the web app be rolled back, merged back to an older version of that login flow or can I at least know how I'm supposed to log in to this API in order to be able to start developing my own client?6
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					Story time!
 
 I worked at a company that was the HQ for a sizable organization for a while, until it was eventually bought out by another company, and then yet another company who was located in the valley.
 
 We were kinda a forgotten office not being the HQ, like most places like that are.
 
 No customers EVER visited our building, few if any people knew we existed even, even our own company. I visited HQ in the valley on a number of occasions and was stalked by the video monitoring system for hours before I was stopped by security and the cops called because nobody believed there as an office outside the valley when I explained why my badge looked different .... (San Jose cops were very nice about it and really pissed at the security team.) But that's another story...
 
 One day people who were never at our office decided (after many meetings without talking to anyone at the office) ... they decided the beige walls at our office didn't match the company colors.
 
 So they took all the generic wall coverings down and painted all the walls an almost imperceptible different color.
 
 So now we had an office with all white(ish) walls and nothing on them. Due to the configuration of the building there were these huge monolithic white walls that looked pretty dumb.
 
 This lasted quite a while so as a joke I printed up and framed (found an old frame, as a former HQ we had lots of stuff lying around) a sign that said:
 
 "This space intentionally left blank."
 
 When the "mediocre hotel room quality art" and posters were scheduled to go up the folks putting the art up skipped that wall thinking the sign was official.
 
 Even the somewhat corporate drone directors, and one VP at our office thought it was so funny, they didn't say a word about it. Word has it back at HQ they assumed it "must be fire code or something" and told the folks hanging the crappy art to skip that wall.
 
 It lasted on that wall for a decade until we moved out of that building. On the last day, everything was moved, but that sign remained. No idea if it is still there or not...1
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					The security on my school computers is a joke.
 The standard student accounts have no user rights, but the "guest" account has admin rights???
 The teachers private data is not secured, it's just hidden from explorer, so if you manually type in the folder location into the explorer bar, you can access the teacher's data. Not to mention everything is running on Windows 7 machines from 10 years ago.1
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					“Passwords are like underwear. You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them. You should change them regularly. And you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.”24
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					Please stop putting critical infrastructure to the internet. Security on the internet is a joke, and we won't be laughing the time when someone dies from a cyber attack on another pipeline/dam/weapons factory.17
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					Security in defense is a joke.
 
 New hire does not have accts set up told him over and over!
 
 He decides to go into a classified area and just try. Common last name with first initial.
 
 Guess what he was able to get in because no one changed the default password!
 
 Yep now someone with an interim clearance got access to a machine that goes from unclass to secret and then top secret!6
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					The global joke of Information Security
 
 So I broke my iPhone because the nuclear adhesive turned my display into a shopping bag.
 
 This started the ride for my character arc in this boring dystopia novel:
 
 Amazon is preventing me from accessing my account because they want my password, email AND mobile phone number in their TWO.STEP Verifivation.
 Just because one too many scammers managed to woo one too many 90+y/o's into bailing their long lost WW2 comrades from a nigerian jail with Amazon gift cards and Amazon doesn't know what to do about anymore,
 
 DHL is keeping my new phone in a "highly secure" vault 200m away from my place, waiting for a letter to register some device with a camera because you need to verify your identity with an app,
 
 all the while my former car insurance is making regress claims of about 7k€ against me for a minor car accident (no-one hurt fortunately, but was my fault).
 
 Every rep from each of the above had the same stupid bitchass scapegoat to create high-tech supra chargers to the account deletion request:
 
 - Amazon: We need to verify your password, whether the email was yours and whether the phone number is yours.
 
 They call it 2-step-verification.
 
 Guess what Amazon requests to verify you before contacting customer support since you dont have access to your number? Your passwoooooord. While youre at it, click on that button we sent you will ya? ...
 
 I call this design pattern the "dement Tupi-Guarani"
 
 - DHL: We need an ID to verify your identity for the request for changing the delivery address you just made. Oh you wanted to give us ANOTHER address than the one written on your ID? Too bad bro, we can't help, GDPR
 
 - Car Insurance: We are making regress claims against you, which might throw you back to mom's basement, oh and also we compensated the injured party for something else, it doesn't matter what it is but it's definitely something, so our claims against you just raised by 1.2k. Wait you want proof we compensated something to the injured at all? Nah mate we cant do that , GDPR. But trust me, those numbers are legit, my quant forecasted the cost of childrens' christmas wishes. You have 14 days or we'll see you in court haha
 
 I am also their customer in a pension scheme. Something special to Germany, where you save some taxes but have to pay them back once you get the fund paid out. I have sent them a letter to terminate the contract.
 
 Funniest thing is, the whole rant is my second take. Because when I hit the post button, devrant made me verify my e-mail. The text was gone afterwards. If someone from devRant reads this, you are free to quote this in the ticket description.
 
 Fuck losing your virginity, or filing your first tax return, or by God get your first car, living through this sad Truman dystopia without going batshit insane is what becoming a true adult is.
 
 I am grateful for all this though:
 
 Amazon's safety measures prevented me from spending the money I can use to conclude the insurance odyssey, and DHLs "giving a fuck about customers" prevention policies made me support local businesses. And having ranted all this here does feel healthy too. So there's that.
 
 Oh, cherry on top. I cant check my balance, because I can only verify my login requests to my banking account wiiiiiiith...?2
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					Security is a joke. And people don't seem to get it. Especially Data mungers.
 
 I've spent about half an hour trying to work out how to securely connect to power BI using PowerShell in a renewable manner for unattended access later on.
 
 Every single example I've found seems to involve you storing $user and $password variables inside your script. If I'm lucky, they're going to pass them through ConvertTo-SecureString. And nobody talks about securely storing AD auth tokens, or using the Windows Credential Manager.
 
 I know it's possible, but it's going to take me ages to work out how from all sorts of disparate sources...16
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					I feel like 75% of stories here are about high schools. Maybe it’s because of the younger user base but also I think school security is beyond woeful.
 
 I can’t even tell if my school just botched the setup or if the vendor thought it’d be a sick joke but we had software that the teacher would use to remotely look at everyone doing work but we found that if you press the help button it opens the same window where you see everyone’s desktops and can mess with them (how trivial, I know).4
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					(Warning: This rant includes nonsense, nightposting, unstructured thoughts, a dissenting opinion, and a purposeless, stupid joke in the beginning. Reader discretion is advised.)
 
 honestly the whole "ARM solves every x86 problem!" thing doesn't seem to work out in my head:
 
 - Not all ARM chips are the same, nor are they perfectly compatible with each other. This could lead to issues for consumers, for developers or both. There are toolchains that work with almost all of them... though endianness is still an issue, and you KNOW there's not gonna be an enforced standard. (These toolchains also don't do the best job on optimization.)
 
 - ARM has a lot of interesting features. Not a lot of them have been rigorously checked for security, as they aren't as common as x86 CPUs. That's a nightmare on its own.
 
 - ARM or Thumb? I can already see some large company is going to INSIST AND ENFORCE everything used internally to 100% be a specific mode for some bullshit reason. That's already not fun on a higher level, i.e. what software can be used for dev work, etc.
 
 - Backwards compatibility. Most companies either over-embrace change and nothing is guaranteed to work at any given time, or become so set in their ways they're still pulling Amigas and 386 machines out of their teeth to this day. The latter seems to be a larger portion of companies from what I see when people have issues working with said company, so x86 carryover is going to be required that is both relatively flawless AND fairly fast, which isn't really doable.
 
 - The awkward adjustment period. Dear fuck, if you thought early UEFI and GPT implementations were rough, how do you think changing the hardware model will go? We don't even have a standard for the new model yet! What will we keep? What will we replace? What ARM version will we use? All the hardware we use is so dependent on knowing exactly what other hardware will do that changing out the processor has a high likelihood of not being enough.
 
 I'm just waiting for another clusterfuck of multiple non-standard branching sets of PCs to happen over this. I know it has a decent chance of happening, we can't follow standards very well even now, and it's been 30+ years since they were widely accepted.5
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					Wtf is happening to tech security... Last 4 months
 
 All WiFi is now crackable. .. in short amount of time
 Windows . . Annihilated with this new bug might not be fixable... and work back on all of them
 iPhones cracked ...
 Linux dirty cow ...
 Android been suffering.
 And everyone knows Mac's security is joke ...
 Finger prints ... Made pointless on everything.
 
 Literally all going to shit .. 😐
 
 And I know how to do all this... It's all out in the open not even hard to find8
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					The whole API service relies on a token obtained by posting to a http URL: http:// blah/get_token?User=malleable?Password=longandcomplicatedpasswordforsecurity
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					My bank just switched from RSA SecurID to SMS-based 2-factor authentication, claiming it offers "equal security".
 Is it not common knowledge that SMS 2FA is a security joke?? What the fuck guys?!?
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					Apparently you need to pay microsoft in order to have access to some security features, such as removing managing connected oauth apps.
 
 What a fucking joke, I need to check a fucking screen of yours that our client has deemed as a bug.
 
 Get your shit together and stop bring such a greedy whore microshit3
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					My manager asks, in Slack, if we can change the auto-tagger to update the patch instead of the minor version. I respond by saying, "Yes, it's in the Jenkisfile. Really we should switch to just <major.minor> and drop patch."
 
 My manager asks why and I go on to say the last number is useless (unless you ship software externally and need to hotfix or security patch a minor release; internally they serve little purpose).
 
 At my last job we dropped three numbers for two, and most other teams here only use two numbers.
 
 He sends a link to the semantic versioning website.
 
 The next day one of the other developers sends it to me in a private chat as a joke. 😂😅 I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks our manager shouldn't be a manager.
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					Me : Hey what are you doing there? (Asking the Mr.X who is sitting near the pond)
 
 Mr.X : I was fishing..
 
 Me : But I don't see any fishing tackle there.
 
 Me : out of curiosity, I walked over to him and asked how many he had caught.
 
 Mr.X : I collected 2 of my friends creds
 
 Me : what 🤔!!
 
 Me : Finally I reached near to the pond and found that he was really "phishing"5
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					Hey. I'm still very new to CloudFlare and I have a question.
 
 Let's say that I have 4 sub domains: a.test.com, b.test.com, c.test.com, d.test.com. They're all under the same domain (test.com).
 
 I have a page rule setup specifically for a.test.com, where "Disable security" is set to On. I did this as a temporary solution so that I can figure out the problems that a.test.com has when the security is enabled (had users complaints regarding not being able to send requests with CF security On), so that it is still accessible while I try to fix it..
 
 By turning disabling security for a.test.com, do I put others (b, c, d) at risk? I had someone telling me that it is possible for attackers to make use of a.test.con (unprotected by CF) in order to attack the other sub-domains. "a.test.com has no protection so attackers can use it to send requests to other secured subdomains, cross-site attack" or something along that line.
 
 I don't get this. I thought page rule is supposed to be active only for the domain where it's being set up and the rest will still be secured, and that if attacker manages to attack the other subdomain its due to the others not having secure applications inside of it.
 
 Dunno if that person was telling the truth or tried to mess around with me with their joke!
 
 Thanks!5
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 This is no joke! I can still remember the sinking sensation that occurred when a little careless error flipped my financial fate upside down. I was changing phones and accidentally deleted my Bitcoin wallet app. Immediately, I was locked out of my account, and adding insult to injury was the fact that I promptly realized that my backup files were corrupted and useless. I had labored for years to amass an $80,000 investment, money that represented not just cash but hope, security, and the promise of better things to come. The thought that I might lose it all was crippling.
 Website: https: // rapiddigitalrecovery. org
 In those agonizing moments, desperation set in as I searched frantically for any means to reclaim what I had labored for. My mind reeled with worry and uncertainty, each ticking second an eternity. That's when I discovered Rapid Digital Recovery. Their track record of excellence and integrity was outstanding, and with nothing to lose, I reached out to them.
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 I sat in amazement over the course of the next several days as their technicians labored to retrieve my wallet. Their professionalism and knowledge of the technology were apparent in each communication. They appeared to have a script for every snag that could arise, and they proceeded with the recovery with a confidence that was reassuring and encouraging.
 Email: rapiddigitalrecovery (@) execs. com
 In a matter of seconds, my wallet was returned and I had access to my $80,000 investment. The sense of relief was indescribable—a mix of thanks, shock, and renewed optimism. Rapid Digital Recovery not only saved me from what would have been a complete financial disaster but also taught me that even at the darkest hour there are professionals who will rush to your rescue. I am unable to express how much I thank them for their unwavering support and technical expertise. 1 1
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					This is no joke! I can still remember the sinking sensation that occurred when a little careless error flipped my financial fate upside down. I was changing phones and accidentally deleted my Bitcoin wallet app. Immediately, I was locked out of my account, and adding insult to injury was the fact that I promptly realized that my backup files were corrupted and useless. I had labored for years to amass an $800,000 investment, money that represented not just cash but hope, security, and the promise of better things to come. The thought that I might lose it all was crippling.
 In those agonizing moments, desperation set in as I searched frantically for any means to reclaim what I had labored for. My mind reeled with worry and uncertainty, each ticking second an eternity. That's when I discovered ASSET RESCUE SPECIALIST. Their track record of excellence and integrity was outstanding, and with nothing to lose, I reached out to them.
 Right from the initial contact, not only did the ASSET RESCUE SPECIALIST team exhibit technical expertise, but also a thorough understanding of my case. They paid close attention to the specifics of my case and clarified the recovery process in straightforward and detailed language. Their approach of explanation, along with regular progress updates, started to dissipate the extreme anxiety that I was experiencing. Every time it was updated was a glimmer of hope, gradually restoring my faith in the possibility of recovery.
 I sat in amazement over the course of the next several days as their technicians labored to retrieve my wallet. Their professionalism and knowledge of the technology were apparent in each communication. They appeared to have a script for every snag that could arise, and they proceeded with the recovery with a confidence that was reassuring and encouraging.
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 If you're reading this and thinking, "That would never happen to me," I used to think the same thing. Until it did. 1 1
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					One night, deep within one of those YouTube rabbit holes-you know, the ones where you progress from video to video until you already can't remember what you were searching for-well, I found myself stuck in crypto horror stories. I have watched people share how they lost access to their Bitcoin wallets, be it through hacks, forgotten passwords, glitches in software, or mislaid seed phrases. Some of the stupid mistakes made me laugh; others were devastating losses. At no point did I think I would be the next story. Literally the next morning, I tried to get to my wallet like usual, but found myself shut out. First, I assumed it was some sort of minor typo, but after multiple attempts-anything I could possibly do with the password-I realized that something had gone very wrong. $400,000 in Bitcoin was inside that wallet. I tried not to panic. Instead, I went back over my steps, checked my saved credentials, even restarted my device. Nothing worked. The laughter from last night's videos felt like a cruel joke now. This wasn't funny anymore. It was then that I remembered: One of the videos on YouTube spoke about Cranix Ethical Solutions Haven. It was some dude who lost his crypto in pretty similar circumstances. He swore on their expertise; I was out of options and reached out to them. From the very moment I contacted them, their staff was professional, patient, and very knowledgeable indeed. I told them my case, and then they just went ahead and introduced me to the plan. They reassured me that they have dealt with cases similar to this-and that I wasn't doomed as I felt. Over the course of a few days, they worked on meticulously analyzing all security layers around my wallet, checking for probable failure points, and reconstructing lost credentials with accuracy and expertise. Then came the call that changed everything: “Your funds are safe. You’re back in.” I can’t even put into words the relief I felt at that moment. Cranix Ethical Solutions Haven didn’t just restore my wallet—they restored my sanity. I walked away from this experience with two important lessons:
 1. Never, ever neglect a wallet backup.
 2. If disaster strikes, Cranix Ethical Solutions Haven is the only name you need to remember.
 If you're reading this and thinking, "That would never happen to me," I used to think the same thing. Until it did.
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 My name is Clara Bennett, and I almost let cryptocurrency destroy me. Two years ago, after selling my green e-commerce startup, I plunged headfirst into the crypto world. yield farming , I was all in. I believed I wasn’t just investing; I was participating in the next great technological revolution. Within months, my portfolio skyrocketed to $200,000. I even started sketching ideas for a blockchain-based microloan platform to empower small entrepreneurs around the world. Crypto felt like pure freedom and limitless potential. I thought I was untouchable. I thought wrong. It happened through a single email. It looked like a standard security update from my wallet provider polished, routine, and harmless. I interacted with it briefly, thinking it was legitimate. Hours later, I checked my account and realized my entire wallet had been drained. Every token, every coin, gone. I sat there in disbelief, replaying the moment over and over. I had built my career on being cautious with technology, yet somehow, I had still been compromised. The blockchain’s promise of "irreversible transactions" now felt like a cruel joke .Devastated and desperate, I scoured forums for solutions. Most people told me there was no hope once crypto is gone, it’s gone. Still, I refused to give up. That’s when I stumbled across FUNDS RETRIEVER ENGINEER . I decided to reach out. From the beginning, they were empathetic, and honest about the challenges. They explained their process step-by-step, focusing on tracing transactions, tracking down phishing operators, and leveraging advanced blockchain analytics. It wasn't an overnight fix. It took weeks of meticulous investigation, technical recovery work, and legal coordination .But in the end, their persistence paid off. FUNDS RETRIEVER ENGINEER was able to trace the stolen funds across multiple wallets and exchanges. Through a combination of technical expertise and strategic action, they managed to recover the full amount I had lost. Today, my crypto portfolio is intact once again. More importantly, I’ve regained my confidence though I am now much wiser and far more cautious. I learned the hard way that while crypto offers incredible opportunities, it also demands extreme vigilance. Thanks to FUNDS RETRIEVER ENGINEER , I recovered my lost funds and also reclaimed my future in the digital economy.
 
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