I found a pointer at the shopping center

Kids these days 🤐

that's how we became developers :D

console.log the shit out of everything.

Table not found😂

I found this in classroom: CIA, what are you doing?😂 (It's a small microphone)

I finally got this book. Let's learn something new (for me)

When you find a geeky gas station

What do you think about?😂

Teaching some python to my cat

Coding without listening music

I found this in the code of a non-adult video portal...

Why would they need AES encryption for a pornhub grabber?

Woops.

the evolution of a js dev:

solve a problem with somebody else’s code

solve a problem with your own code

solve a problem with npm install

!Rant
Just watched Futurama, know where all the Fry memes originate from. *Yay*

Dad:Reads about all these startups getting funded
Dad:"We should start a startup....."
Me:😅

Looking for a web developer for a startup == we no have any money, free website plz.

I'm going to troll some friends whit this VBScript that create and run silently a batch

“Debugging is actually all about finding the bug. About understanding why the bug was there to begin with. About knowing that it’s existence was no accident.”
Mr.robot

Scrum coach: "In scrum, we give more importance to working code over documentation".
Me:😂

When you hear someone say "They aren't resources, they're people"

Do you agree? Yes/No? Why?

I found this in the "cinnamon.css" of my current theme lmao

Array start from zero :D

Yesterday my cousin called me to fix his scanner, he said that it didn't work anymore. When i went to his house to check it out, the scanner worked properly! In the 99% of cases, the problem is between the device and the chair

When Firefox starts a binary in gedit...

I can do time travel 😁😁😁

Seriously???

Low motivation and low focus

What's your favourite beat?

I started dealing with the problems of life as I do with the programming ones: i divide the problems into subproblems

Today i was trying to solve a problem on my graphs algorithm (find the shortest path) but i was not able to do almost anything, so i asked for help to a friend.

He started to try to help me, but after a long reasoning we both stopped to understand what we were doing.

After a while, i've decided to run the code totally random and... it worked! And that's not all, it worked better than we were trying to do!

What a lucky shot😎
(Sorry if there are some errors, english isn't my first language)

A little problem for this icon pack on playstore

Me - "Designs and creates a new staff page for work"

Result - "everyone at work loves it"

Me - "I feel really accomplished"

Co-worker - "I'm gonna use this design, that you made, for my interviews for jobs and say I made it"

Me - "wtf"

For what are commit graphs are actually good for? My graph seems a little bit corrupted :D

When you forget your password and try to reset it with your common format.

No caption !!

What a notification 😲

I love hackathons where I have a team and all but 1 or 2 ppl including me are still programming for 24 hrs instead sleeping.

I just bought a laptop (without OS, so i can put on linux without buying a useless windows license) on Amazon and now i can't wait for that

Need to fix About page as it seems to be broken !!!

Algo strikes again

Apple products aren't more secure, they're just more stupid-proof

(Day 1 of Database Class)
Database Prof - "Your final project is a program or app that deals with big data and showcases data analysis. Make something that can be used by consumers and has real-world application."

(After the Day of Showcasing Projects)
Database Prof -
(What he should have said on Day 1) - "Make something that makes me laugh with added data."

Intern next to me is given high praise for creating a simple VBasic gui for excel. I get stuck with Middle and Backend work. I wish I could say my internship is easy money (he can atleast) but I like the challenge.

There are two kinds of people:

-Who thinks that to make a tree you need the seed
-Who thinks that to make a tree you need Huffman

Any tip or advice about linux? I'm new to that, i always used Windows

Just Sharing !!?!?

One of my friend was working in Android and he used to tell me at that time Cross Platform wouldn't work as native languages are the best.

Now he is working on flutter and he tell me React Native/ Ionic wouldn't work as in next year flutter will be on the top !!?!

The feeling when the access to a system you need the most for all your projects are being deprecated. Mhmmm my tears taste salty

Usually i insult god a lot

StackOverflow because it helped me a lot of times

Get ready to launch a feature. Just about to make a pull request. Business be like, oh wait. Something came up, we need to wait a week. Fuuuuuuuuuuuck.

Diving into the hacking world, but first i want to be a good programmer

The biggest struggle in an office is...
finding/booking a bloody meeting room.

Irrational Programmer's Response to Problems - "I tried, if I couldn't find a solution to it, then it's impossible."

Light it up - Parody

One by one let me C you
Two by two for the SQL
Three by three for my pipeline

YouTube videos

Yay !! Today's Friday.. two fully caffeinated, sleep deprived days ahead !
God ! I love the chills !

TMW someone from mid level management hits reply-all to a company wide email.

Sometimes i think i should stop using DevRant, but then i go back to feel good

Designed and worked on a website with no help and no assistance from the "head programmer" since he was leaving.

He told me he could have done what I have done since "you programmed it in bootstraps"

(Check tag for response)

Helped SO's parents with web dev I'm a bid to get to know them better. Figure the rest. Don't help family. Atleast not for free. Rather, just don't, unless you're okay with multiple change requests.