😡😡😡 Who here thinks that great software can be build in a few hours?!?! My silly ass boss does. He haven't programmed in decades and think we're supposed to be able to build software that doesn't break, has the best security, no flaws, feature rich in VERY, VERY short amount of time!! 😡😡😡 Fuck out of here!! It pisses me off to my core.

Me: Just finished the required software. In a short amount of time with new stuff I've never worked with before.

Him: Well, it took u a week to do. I heard it should've only have taken u a few hours.

Then u build the shit then!!! Fuck out of here.

The Sr. Dev and I was talking about this on Friday. U won't good product...leave us the fuck alone and let us work!!! He don't think that there will be small issues that come up. He thinks we're supposed to already know those issues are gonna exists, like really u fuck tart!?

FUUUUUUCK!!!!

First week on the job and created an SDK, nailed it!!!

Have u ever had the perfect job opportunity and u screwed up? This idiot just did!! 😓😭 It's a 100% remote c# role. I literally had the job, all I needed to to was be patient and wait. But, noooooo I had to go and turn down the offer because it was "taking to long". He was getting the proposal ready and I was growing impatient. It's been almost a month since I started talking to the CTO and we were/are on the same level of understanding. He told me today just hours after I consulted with someone who's a business owner and he helped me write an apology to him. Man do I feel like an idiot. He didn't ask for a resume or references. Just seen my GitHub and a few game I did and let me talk to the lead Dev and I was in. The lead Dev even told me "welcome aboard, can't wait to work with you." AND I still screwed this op up!! Now he's telling me he will talk to the CEO and see what he says cause it maybe out of his hands.😞😞😞😞😞😭😭😭😓😓😓 What fool I am, eh??? P.S. which makes it even worst is that he reached out to me via LinkedIn without me sending him my resume or applying for any job that had posted.

devRant swag!!! Awesome sauce!!! Just came today!! 😃😃😃😃😃😎😎😎😎😎

How do you get experience for a position if noone will hire to get experience?

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Hahahhahaha I love this!! 😂😂

Filling out an application and this crap happened!! 😠😠😠 Screw u windows, I'll do this on my iMac!

The first time I've seen this for a job requirement. "...Must have an iPhone" wow! Lol

U can't spell die without ide.

Have u ever had a "interview assignment"? If so, how did it go? Just had my first one. Waiting on results. It was using open weather API pulling weather from the (4) states where their offices are located.

Has anyone ever quit a job because of a horrible boss? I just quit my internship for that very reason. Ppl, of course, are saying that I shouldn't have. 😒

Well, do u? 😂😂😂😂

Hahahahahahaha a this is awesome!!!

So, I feel a sleep at my desk for about 15 minutes. Only to awaken with drool down my shirt. I then proceeded, while half sleep, to delete 58 rows from the DB...O.o

Hahahahaha good thing it was only on my machine.

Meeting with my boss.

Me:...Yeah, and I've been playing with the software--

Boss: we don't "play" with software, we test it, the end user plays with it.

Few days later my boss talking to a client.

Boss: Yeah, and I've been playing with the software...

🤣🤣🤣 Really??

Working on a new project at work; all_of_a_sudden boss goes:

"A client needs the current software to do this thing, can u do it"

Me: "Yea, sure"

One week later: "Yea, Im not feeling this, can we change this, that, and--what the heck is that?"

Me: "😑 aaaaa the exact changes u wanted"

Boss:"Well, lets change (A list of stuff and new things added)

Me: Sigh....

Dear last dev, thanks 4 leaving little 2 no //comments as u possibly could. 😑😣😢😠

Please //comment ur code!!

Finally have my first dev job!! Starting tomorrow!! 😃😃

Start my Udacity nanoDegree 2morrow!! 😄😄😄 I love Android!!

-Dev support group-

Me: Hello, my name is div.
Other Devs: Hello, div.
Me: Its been 3 days since I last coded...
Other Devs: 😲

I hate wen my code works perfectly; then all of a sudden a million errors popup out of nowhere. 😠😠😠

Took me a week to find and fix my bug!! 😃😃 A round of apple juice on me!!

Life is one big while(bool){loop};

Has anyone heard of Google's Flutter? I just found out about this....

When I was younger mum said, " U didn't throw tantrums, u threw exceptions." 😂

Is anyone here on Udacity Android Course by Google?

Is there a dark theme???