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Welcome back to practiseSafeHex's most incompetent co-worker!
*sitcom audience cheers*
Thank you, thank you. Ok so far we've had a developer from hell and a CEO who shot to fame for being the first rectum to receive a passport and be given a job.
2 pretty strong entrants if you ask me. But its time to slow it down and make sure everyone gets a fair chance. Its not all just about the psychopaths and assholes, what about the general weirdo's and the stoners who just made life awkward?
So here we go, Most incompetent co-worker, candidate 3, "A".
"A" was a bit of an unusual developer, despite having a few years experience in his home country, he applied for an unpaid internship to come work with us ... probably should have rang alarm bells but hey we were all young and dumb back then.
I had to say I felt very bad for A, as he suffered from 2 very serious, and job crippling personal conditions / problems
- Email induced panic attacks
- Extreme multifaceted attachment disorder (also known in layman terms as "get the fuck away from me, and do your job" syndrome)
While he never openly discussed these conditions, it was clear from working with him, that he had gone undiagnosed for years. Every time an email would come in no matter how simple ... even the services team asking to confirm his staff ID, would send him into a panic causing him to drop everything he was doing and like a homing missile find me anywhere in the building and ask me what to do.
Actually "A" also suffered from a debilitating literacy issue too, leaving him completely unable to read our internal wiki's himself. Every week we had to follow a set of steps to upgrade something and every week to mask his issue, he'd ask me what to do instead ... no matter how many times I sat with him previously ... must have been truly embarrassing for him.
But "A"'s finest moment in the company, by far, was the day where out of the blue, at the top of his voice (as if wearing headphones ... without wearing headphones) he asked
"DO YOU KNOW ANYONE WHO SELLS POT?"
... why no, manager of the entire department standing behind you, I do not
... why no, tech lead talking to manager, I do not
... why hello 50% of my team staring at me ... no "A", I do not!
Needless to say all our team meetings were a little awkward for the next few weeks after that but hey who doesn't like being thought of as a stoner / drug dealer by their team mates huh?
Will A make it to the top of the list of most incompetent? Well he has some truly logic defining competition yet to be announced.
Tune in later for more practiceSafeHex's most incompetent co-worker!!!14 -
Flirting! Life as a programmer has me irrationally attracted to nerds. A recent flirty exchange included something like this - "I'll build your environment, baby. I will build it with the finest, artisanally-crafted shell scripts so it can built and rebuilt over and over again.."
My friends think it's weird that all my crushes are neither good looking nor social. I don't think they'd ever understand.10 -
Had a follow up meeting today to resolve the issue of Product ignoring our comments about possible issues, better ways to do it etc.
New rules:
- We are allowed to suggest to Product that they might be doing something wrong
- We are not allowed to tell product they are doing something wrong
- If Product don’t listen, that’s fine, we will document our comments to protect us later.
Conclusion:
Product are too sensitive to have a conversation with. We are now going to let them fuck everything up, make some notes and say “I told you so” at a later date.
Maturity at its finest ladies and gentlemen.5 -
Apple at its finest. Sold the iPhone I used to own. Wanted to remove from iCloud. Open chrome on my Android device and was greeted with unsupported browser. Funny thing is it works if I tick open as desktop website.
Ffs apple. Your safari browser is the new IE of browsers. Yes my device is supported. Yes for Christ sake it can render stuff. It's not an old Nokia... Who even thought it was remotely a good idea to restrict mobile access...
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Impostor Syndrome at it's finest.
Any experienced developer knows writing good programs has very little to do with syntax and a whole lot to do with where you put it. If this guy actually did any work over his career he probably knows a ton about application architecture and design patterns without even realizing it.
source: https://quora.com/I-have-been-worki...
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When your coworker writes his own selection sort instead of using the built in Arrays.sort()
Efficiency at its finest...
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Oh, nice. Now Windows 11 doesn't just fuck up AMD CPUs with lack of performance, but also SSDs. NTFS at its finest, but see the tags.16
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Some of the penguin's finest insults (Some are by me, some are by others):
Disclaimer: We all make mistakes and I typically don't give people that kind of treatment, but sometimes, when someone is really thick, arrogant or just plain stupid, the aid of the verbal sledgehammer is neccessary.
"Yeah, you do that. And once you fucked it up, you'll go get me a coffee while I fix your shit again."
"Don't add me on Facebook or anything... Because if any of your shitty code is leaked, ever, I want to be able to plausibly deny knowing you instead of doing Seppuku."
"Yep, and that's the point where some dumbass script kiddie will come, see your fuckup and turn your nice little shop into a less nice but probably rather popular porn/phishing/malware source. I'll keep some of it for you if it's good."
"I really love working with professionals. But what the fuck are YOU doing here?"
"I have NO idea what your code intended to do - but that's the first time I saw RCE and SQLi in the same piece of SHIT! Thanks for saving me the hassle."
"If you think XSS is a feature, maybe you should be cleaning our shitter instead of writing our code?"
"Dude, do I look like I have blue hair, overweight and a tumblr account? If you want someone who'd rather lie to your face than insult you, go see HR or the catholics or something."
"The only reason for me NOT to support you getting fired would be if I was getting paid per bug found!"
"Go fdisk yourself!"
"You know, I doubt the one braincell you have can ping localhost and get a response." (That one's inspired by the BOFH).
"I say we move you to the blockchain. I'd volunteer to do the cutting." (A marketing dweeb suggested to move all our (confidential) customer data to the "blockchain").
"Look, I don't say you suck as a developer, but if you were this competent as a gardener, I'd be the first one to give you a hedgetrimmer and some space and just let evolution do its thing."
"Yeah, go fetch me a unicorn while you're chasing pink elephants."
"Can you please get as high as you were when this time estimate come up? I'd love to see you overdose."
"Fuck you all, I'm a creationist from now on. This guy's so dumb, there's literally no explanation how he could evolve. Sorry Darwin."
"You know, just ignore the bloodstain that I'll put on the wall by banging my head against it once you're gone."2 -
New country, new company, new team, new projects.
I'm supposed to be the TL of a team working on a React project.
A guy in his late 40s celebrates himself as "the senior", he basically just finished watching a youtube thing, React 101 crash course or similar. The other two juniors who did only Wordpress so far venerate him like a god.
The code, of course, is one on the finest pieces of crap I ever had the pleasure to deal with in my life: naturally a bunch of JQuery plugins for everything, no tests, no state management, side effects everywhere, shared state and globals like hell, everything written in ES3/ES5 style, no types, no docs, build and deploy totally manual, deep props drilling at every level... and not to mention the console.log() shipped in prod.
First day, already headache.
Full rewrite start tomorrow.
Hiring real devs as well.4 -
Constructive criticism at its finest coming all the way from:
Fuck You
Fuck You - Fuck You
Fuck You, AL 10101
Note: Joe is my coworker, not the customer that wrote in. The form sends from his address.
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I'm finally realising my long time dream and making a programming language. It's a functional language resemblent in both appearance and usage to lambda calculus. I'll mostly be making plans down to the finest details until the end of summer, at which point if I can gauge the challenge I can hopefully submit this as a graduate project.
This is the first in a series of articles documenting my progress:
https://lbfalvy.github.io/blog/... -
me: maybe i should update my pro- naaaaaahhh lemme just watch stranger things
*after almost 17 hrs of watching stranger things*
me: great, totally motivated to continue project.... but first lemme get some sleep.
i could have done so many things and i could have fixed some bugs but i didnt. procrastination at its finest.4 -
Forgot to change code in my api for rate limiting, after development. No unit tests.. because who really needs that right? 🤦♂️🙅♂️🤷♂️lolololol
Long story short, API went to production eventually, and stopped working almost immediately. Rate limiting was set for 2000 requests in a 1 hour time period. Not my finest moment.. fml 🤦♂️ -
I HAVE BEEN CALLED TO 3 OF THE FINEST HACKATHONS IN MY COUNTRY RN, 2 BEING ORGANISED BY HUGE COMPANIES AND ONE BY A COOL COLLEGE. I CAN'T GO BECAUSE FUCKING INFOSYS IS COMING TO MY COLLEGE FOR PLACEMENTS AND MY TEAM MEMBERS ARE NOW BACKING OFF. WTF.6
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I hate lying customers.
Today a customer opened a support ticket related to his website account. Apparently he is losing his session right after the login success.
I've debugged everything, checked all logs and couldn't reproduce it.
I know every bit of business logic on the website by heart.
The only explanation could be that his browser either doesn't allow cookies or expires them after page change.
So I asked him to check.
"Yes, cookies are allowed in my browser" he wrote.
Well... fuck me... I will change the code to put the session ID in the URL as well. If it works - and I'm 100% sure of that - I will personally mail him a collection of the finest turds.4 -
This is a joke. This isn't even wifi in my room 4 rooms across from the router. This is LAN. 1und1 at their finest. (No bad weather, no sister uploading photos or brother downloading.. you know)
The thing is, we are switching to QuiX. And the ****ers from 1&1 want to keep us as their customers for another 13,5 months! Is this even legal?! WTF
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Client calls screaming they want to go live today.
And oh yeah they also want three morebpaymentbgatways integrated before that.
The documentation is scarce and we never used them before.
Got it on the table 4h before day ends.
Awesome!3 -
This happened today... Not my finest hour...
$.ajax({
url: "someurl",
type: "GET",
success: function(data) {
//do something
},
error: function() {
console.log(error);
}
});
...
Browser Exception:
Error: "error" is not defined
FML1 -
The Halt and Catch Fire writers and tech experts must have lived those days. Totally nailed it to the finest detail. I am impressed. Show me a 10mg (how will I ever fill it up) Bernoulli platter 😀
Great series but warning it is not a comedy like Silicon. Very different but amazing how some things are same as today in concept.7 -
PM: Page load times are up. It might be your API blocking requests.
Me: Possible, though most of my load testing was performed against a random sample of requests at nearly 5 times the expected average per minute rate. I can add some logs but I think this is a red herring theory.
PM: Yes add logs, and New Relic and get it released ASAP.
Me: To confirm, you want me to make a bunch of diagnostic changes to a mission-critical API the day before Holiday break...
I felt like that guy from the Apollo 13 team warning Gene Kranz that the LEM was not built for this and I can make no guarantees... Released an hour before we went home for the weekend. -
About a year, maybe two years ago I stupidly spill drink on keyboard, immediate RIP.
Got myself a new one right away, obviously. Didn't have much money at the time so I cheaped out on it, got a piece of trash that can't read more than two inputs at once. Like say I can't hold down shift, press W and then space to jump, shit like that. I developed a little muscle memory to get around it, just quickly switching between running and jumping. Dumbest shit ever, it kills your momentum.
Anyway I don't mind that but I've started noticing the caps are disintegrating. Particularly Meta, Shift, Arrows, they're just destroyed. The Enter keycap flat-out shattered. I can see which key I hit the most by how much the plastic has... well, melted and caved in. my touch is fire (baby) oh yeah.
So, go into normie internet to look for stuff to buy. Yay consumerism, everything sucks. Look at these pieces o fshit. And these fucking websites man. Who designed this your mother, don't answer, your mother would've done a WAY better job. Ugh. Fucking bullshit.
And why is everything "gamer" and has that horrible rainbow aRrGeebEe shit. Dafuq, boi. This is some of the most visually displeasing shit I've ever seen, and I am a shit poster by trade, I have witnessed some of the most cavernous depths of the internet's unholy butthole. I thought bleeding through the urethra was painful, but no, this is somehow worse. I am experiencing such profound disgust it has affected me physically. Also am I just a ranting geezer at 31, heh, well best to be a rapidly mentally aging son of a bitch than a fucking jerkwad with an atrocious taste that somehow gets picked up and circlejackaloped off by an entire fucking industry.
But enough about your terrorized rectum, I have money to spend. Is that mechanical shit worth it I wonder. Like those oh so ~ a e s t h e t i c ~ shitbags that take keys away from you and yet charge you more for it. Like I don't care about it being cute, will the keys witstand the ecstasy of my flaming fingers. I type a lot, and I mean a lot, man. Have you ever seen my repos, millions upon millions of pseudo pornographic keystrokes spent on shit that does nothing, I am unashamed to admit it, now where is my medal of sin bestowed on me by the finest of malignant sponsors.
Anyway, fuck this rant, I lost my train of thought midway through and it became an abomination that I am too stubborn to hit delete on.
Also I have no delete key pls halp.19 -
Today I implemented a system for storing all errors in a global store in Vue. That means field validation errors, API errors and potential generic errors. It works really well, and displaying an error is as simple as referencing it's source, if any. Flexibility at its finest.
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When you check whether Carphone Warehouse stocks the phone you want to buy. Well, bloody undefined! 😳 Some other weird shit is going on with this UI. 🤷♂️
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I went to a meeting full of business senior management and IT senior management and proceeded to dress them down for treating me and my team like code monkeys. I was quite pointed in my criticism. Now, I'm just trying to deliver to minimize the blowback. I was right, but not my finest example of communication.
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Cargo cult programming at its finest. I need to build a separate project twice, and restart visual studio to get this one to work.
Why? No one knows anymore and there is not user story for "Unfuck the dev environment" so we're not allowed to spend time fixing it. -
Literally came across the third line of code and made this meme.
To top it off, the if statement looked like this:
if ([that ugly code])
{ //it is
...
}
This is coding at its finest....
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So... concerning the rant on here: https://devrant.com/rants/4299469/...
I'm making my comment as a separate rant because the thread from the original rant was too long and also slowly deviated outside context.
"Why has the rate of female developers reduced overtime?".
Here is my take:
It's natural and I'll explain why I think so...
During my computer science school days we had seventy two (72) males compared to just twelve females (12) in class. The girls could compete in theoretical grounds but when it comes to real coding they were no where near.
This boils down to the passion for programming as a real world subject. In programming you feel rewarded when you "fix a bug" and you're filled with pride when you "learn a new language". This reminds us of the scientific research of boys being more attached to reward engaging activities, most times for bragging rights while for the girls they'd prefer compassionate activities where they can easily be noticed, but unfortunately enough in programming "you only notice yourself".
We can clearly see the mode of career options in our world today...
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Interfering with people (Compassionate reward)
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* Front desk officer... Female populated
* Support personnel... Female populated
* Nurse... Female populated
* Flight attendant... Female populated
* Childcare workers... Female populated
* Preschool/KG Teachers... Female populated
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Interfering with things (Intrinsic reward)
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* Engineer... Male populated
* Electrician... Male populated
* Welder... Male populated
* Carpenter... Male populated
* Programmer... Male populated
From the list you'd notice females prefer jobs that are compassionate in reward, require minimal physical activities and also able to make them easily recognisable.
On the other list, male populated jobs are intrinsic in reward, physically inclined, working more with things than with people.
Now seeing the clearer picture, we could sincerely say this is nature at its finest because we have here a balance. Females are kid bearers and we shouldn't be surprised that they are more compassionate to people than with things. Males have more pride than compassion which is needed to protect a family and this indirectly affects their choice of selection.
In reality...
Females are more attracted to Males with pride.
Males are more attracted to Females with compassion.
I would say, it's all the doings of nature affecting our unconscious career options while we seek to find our purpose in life.25 -
How accurate is this guys ? I came across this reading comments on youtube. The moral of Star Wars rogue one ^^ and project management at its finest...
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Want an app to sell to investors?
All aboard the hype train.
Block chain.... Check
Machine learning...... Check
Pwa..... Check2 -
Regex are one of the finest art piece in software.
Had a 2 hour class and even after that I think you can spend months on mastering it.
It's not something I haven't used but we undermine whole beauty of how random characters can form formula and extract complicated pattern.
Kleene we owe you.1 -
I've never gotten drunk while coding, but definitely a whiskey always is the finest accompoint to writing some beautiful code 😉
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Trying to implement WebRTC for Voice chat in the company app in Unity.
Pros:
- it's super fucking fast
- it kinda is peer to peer
Cons:
- WebRTC comes in very different ways and therefore you either need to properly config the server or change the way the app works
- Each signaling server might have different config so you can't even connect to different servers like you do for http, ftp and so on
- You need to use a server to know each peer
- You need to use another server to make the actual messages go through
- None of it seems to actually be p2p except the fact that you will need to make a different connection to each and every other client in the conference
So basically it was engineered to be as compatible as possible and therefore no server-side default was defined in the protocol, which means it won't ever be actually very compatible with anything at all since everyone will make its configuration.
Fuck me, fuck WebRTC and fuck this whole shit1 -
Ah, yes, the ages old dilemma of a piece of shit function written in-between taking long drags out of a fucking crackpipe being more reliable than the refactored version; how delightful.
Now, they say broken code from cleanup of sketchy bits is better than any working snippet whose reading feels as pleasant as being repeatedly slapped with a decaying rhinoceros testicle sack, but I'll be fucked if I don't __sometimes__ feel like I just *might* prefer eating the maggot soup out of the rotting fucking gonads of deceased male pachydermata than deal with this kind of shit: feet facing backwards and all that.
Ugh. If only I could live my life without everyday feeling like I'm on a pointless quest to slay a mother fucking dragon, where everytime I get to the castle I'm suddenly a mustachioed italian plumber stepping on turtles and my bitch is in another sicillian ghetto. You know, basic shit.
The good thing in seeing these old errors pop up again after my shoddy bandaid of a patch is taken off is that I'm finally experienced enough to realize that my ~ A P P R O A C H ~ was wrong to beg with. And this is VERY nice, because I came in to do some trivial maintenance of forgotten code, and now I have a plan for correcting a very small and silly but definitively annoying as fuck design error.
Why am I so annoyed then? Because it's more and more work, it never fucking ends, and I can't EVER take a break: with apocalypsis incoming, as we have clearly seen in the stars, tea cups, palm readings, crytal balls, ouija boards, and also in the cover of old-school pornographic magazines nailed to the wall of a defunct newspaper kiosk, the fear of economic collapse is somewhat too real to even THINK about any kind of necessary vacation.
And so: fucking shit, here we go again... TIME FOR MORE COFFEE.
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I love it when I manage to fix one bug and then 9 new appear, like a Hydra. Mythology at its finest.3
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Spent an hour on the phone with my dad because I needed him to scan and email a PDF. Literally no idea how to use a scanner, he got incredibly agitated as we worked through it, but the fax machine? Well that device is just human ingenuity at its finest apparently because that's would've saved him this headache!
Dad I don't even own a fax machine you wouldn't be able to fax it to me anyways.2 -
Hey dude, don't try to sneak a random piece of design in this project then force eng and product to argue wtf. We'll do whatever the company wants and y'all agree to, but seriously fuck that drama.
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Just found out a professor of mine "secures" each student's personal grades by appending a string made up of four random lowercase letters + four random digits (i.e. abcd1234) to the end of a URL.
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A couple fucking brutal, merciless dungeon moments.
So first, we were having a chill kind of session. Throwing lots of jokes and shit, and I rolled with it. The baddie for the day, I felt inspired, and named him Fawq El-Fuqer, which yes, is very unfortunate.
Anyway, we avoid his goons and reach his impenetrable fortress of chronic masturbation, and it goes as well as you think. The rogue says hey, we gotta get him with his pants down (pause) literally. The cleric is skeptical at first, but she comes around to it.
And so we do it. I spin this tale of a man who's got a schedule tighter than his fucking asshole. El-Fuqer meticulously plans his shits, he makes it a whole ritual, even gives it a special name: Mud O'Clock.
We wait for his alarm to ring, and spring into action while he's taking a fat stinking fucking dump. The warrior kicks down the bathroom door and corners El-Fuqer while he's on the shitter, demanding satisfaction for their past romantic involment that's been strongly been hinted at, you see, she said Fuck the Fucker and I, that's history. And that's enough for a subplot if you ask me.
So where was I? Ah, yes, the rogue bursts in through the window shouting out "Mud O'Clock MOTHER FUCKER!!" and we immortalize the moment in the finest silks. The wizard then does a little Bane impression for some reason and a multitude of loud 'plops' are heard as El-Fuqer evacuates the entire content of his putrid guts.
He gets roughed up a little, you know nothing like interrogating someone after they nearly shit themselves to death. We reveal some oooh so unexpected plot twist about a portal to goddamn hell and it's like well, crap, we gotta do something about that. So the wizard and the rogue leave to give the warrior and El-Fuqer some, ehem, space to settle their score.
What followed was the most unexpected, most brilliant part of the whole session. She didn't just execute him in a brutal, gruesome manner, no, she went full fucking throttle. Forced El-Fuqer to eat his own cock and balls while sewing his ass shut, then had a bowl of bull testicle salad to drop a montanious fecal cake of biblical proportions upon his face.
Believe it or not, we made it into an emotional moment. Because everyone was shocked by how brutal the affair was. Warrior had a mental breakdown like, uuuh, I'm becoming the monsters I swore to fight ooh no. She starting shaking and crap, ran away and hid in an alley to weep, it begins raining and it's getting very dramatic, so I cook up some spirit of sorrow that goes in and helps her face her fears and shit through the power of friendship or whatever.
Moving on to second moment, this is shorter but I like it best. The cleric and another two extras went to an old shrine to try and prove the wizard wrong about his denial of prophecy. Thing is, they did the ritual wrong. And I'm usually very forgiving but I was feeling nasty after the whole sowing of the asshole thing. So I'm like, uh, I gave you fools VERY PRECISE instructions on how to perform this ritual, and you just did some wacky prayers to the moon nonsense, that's idolatry in-universe and out-of-universe too (depending on who you ask).
So I said fuck it, you guys had it coming. I whip out immortal ten-thousand year old elder sorceress bitch guardian of the holy sphincter, and it gets real pretty fucking quick. She's got sanctified heavy plate armor, blue fire torches coming out they fucking pauldrons, argent greatsword of anal judgement plus infinity, all the juiciest shit.
Anyway, the sorc descends from the sky in a pillar of azure flames and is like yo, drop that idolatrous shit right now or I'm gonna kill you all. They mistake her for angel or some shit, and are like hey chill, we're the good guys. But the sorc doesn't give a shit, and she says shut the fuck up or I'll send you to the Night Eternal, bitch.
I dunno why but the cleric and the other two extras don't get it, so they insist with the whole heyyyy we are not idolaters, we're your friends, we are questing for the mandinga mandango mcguffango. So she bisects one, breaks the neck of another, and decapitates the fucking cleric. It was awesome.
So what did we learn? idk, don't plan your dumps and don't pray to the fucking moon if you're standing on hallowed ground. *****7 -
Who else wants to rant about a game called helldivers 2 .... the devs nerfed our guns ... we are told to go to war and we were told our guns were the finest in the land ....3
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Heat and Scratch Resistant: Granite worktops are highly resistant to heat and scratches, making them ideal for kitchen environments where heavy use is common.
Timeless Beauty: Granite worktops are available in a wide range of colors and patterns, allowing you to choose the perfect style to suit your home or office.
Low Maintenance: Once sealed, granite worktops require very little maintenance. They are easy to clean and resistant to stains, ensuring your worktops remain beautiful for years.
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Blenz Coffee: Your Cozy Café Destination on Edmonton’s North Side
Looking for a welcoming café in Edmonton's North Side? Whether you’re a local or just visiting, Blenz Coffee at North Town Centre is the perfect place to enjoy high-quality coffee in a relaxed, cozy atmosphere. Located at 9404 137 Ave NW, Edmonton, AB T5E 6C2, Blenz Coffee is more than just a place to grab a quick cup—it's a community-oriented coffee shop where you can unwind, work, or catch up with friends while sipping on your favorite beverages.
Why Blenz Coffee is the Best Café in Edmonton’s North Side
If you’ve ever found yourself searching for coffee near me, Blenz Coffee should be your first stop. Located conveniently in the North Town Centre, Blenz is a neighborhood gem known for its exceptional coffee, delicious baked goods, and friendly service. The café's welcoming environment makes it the perfect place for everyone—from busy professionals to students, families, and casual coffee lovers.
At Blenz Coffee, we are committed to delivering a premium coffee experience every time. Our baristas are skilled and passionate about their craft, carefully brewing each cup with the finest ingredients. Whether you prefer a rich espresso, a creamy latte, or a refreshing iced coffee, Blenz Coffee has something to suit every taste.
Discover High-Quality Coffee and Specialty Drinks
When you step into Blenz Coffee, you can expect more than just an average cup of coffee. Our menu features a variety of drinks made with premium beans and fresh ingredients, ensuring that every sip is full of flavor. If you're in search of coffee near me, you can trust that Blenz will deliver an outstanding cup, whether you're in the mood for a classic espresso or a creative seasonal drink.
Some of our most popular drinks include:
Signature Lattes: From the creamy vanilla latte to the rich caramel and hazelnut options, our lattes are a customer favorite.
Espresso Drinks: Enjoy the full intensity of our espresso, whether served as a classic shot or as part of a flavorful cappuccino or macchiato.
Iced Coffee: Perfect for warmer days, our iced coffee drinks are both refreshing and energizing, offering the perfect balance of bold coffee flavor.
Blended Beverages: If you're craving something indulgent, our blended coffee drinks are a delicious, frothy treat.
We also offer matcha lattes and a variety of tea options for those who prefer a non-coffee alternative. Whether you're looking for something sweet and creamy or bold and energizing, we have a drink to satisfy every craving.
A Cozy Café Experience in North Edmonton
Blenz Coffee isn’t just a place to grab a drink—it’s a spot to relax, work, or enjoy a conversation. Our comfortable seating, free Wi-Fi, and quiet atmosphere make Blenz Coffee a great place to get some work done or catch up on emails. It’s also an ideal destination to unwind and enjoy your favorite drink while reading a book or simply people-watching in a cozy, friendly setting.
If you’re looking for a peaceful spot to enjoy your coffee away from the hustle and bustle of the city, Blenz Coffee provides the perfect retreat. Whether you’re meeting a friend, holding a casual meeting, or just enjoying some downtime, Blenz is a comfortable and welcoming space for all.
Freshly Baked Pastries to Complement Your Coffee
No visit to Blenz Coffee is complete without indulging in our selection of freshly baked pastries and snacks. From warm croissants and muffins to decadent cookies and cakes, our treats are the perfect complement to your coffee or tea. We take pride in offering a variety of options, from light snacks to indulgent sweets, so you can find something to pair with your drink.
If you're feeling hungry or just in the mood for something sweet, be sure to try one of our delicious pastries. They’re made fresh daily and are the perfect way to enhance your coffee experience.
Why Choose Blenz Coffee in Edmonton’s North Side?
Convenient Location: Blenz Coffee is ideally located in North Town Centre, making it easy to stop by for your daily coffee fix. Whether you're shopping, running errands, or just passing through, Blenz is a convenient and welcoming stop for coffee lovers in North Edmonton.
Exceptional Coffee: Our beans are carefully sourced, and every cup is brewed to perfection by skilled baristas. Whether you prefer a strong espresso or a creamy latte, you can count on Blenz Coffee to deliver the best.
Cozy, Inviting Atmosphere: With comfortable seating and a relaxed ambiance, Blenz Coffee is a great place to work, study, or simply unwind. It’s the perfect café for those looking to escape the busy pace of daily life.
Friendly, Personalized Service: Our baristas are passionate about coffee and are dedicated to ensuring every customer has a positive experience. Whether you're a regular or a first-time visitor, we’ll make sure you feel right at home.
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Why K-Ways Hookah Lounge Reflects the Best of a Japanese Lounge
A Japanese lounge is known for its peaceful and minimalist ambiance, where attention to detail creates a calm, serene, and welcoming environment. At K-Ways Hookah Lounge, we’ve infused elements of this traditional Japanese lounge aesthetic into our design and overall experience, ensuring that visitors can enjoy a soothing atmosphere while indulging in the best hookah and drinks Las Vegas has to offer.
1. Tranquil and Stylish Interior
Inspired by the serene aesthetics of Japanese lounges, our interior features calming colors, soft lighting, and minimalist décor to evoke a peaceful and sophisticated atmosphere. The design focuses on providing a relaxing space that encourages conversation and unwinding. Whether you're here for a casual outing or a special celebration, you’ll feel as though you’ve stepped into a luxurious, yet tranquil, Japanese-inspired retreat.
2. Premium Hookah with a Japanese Touch
At K-Ways Hookah Lounge, we’re passionate about offering the finest hookah experience. Our selection of flavors is carefully curated to cater to all tastes, from traditional fruity and minty options to exotic blends. With every puff, you’ll feel transported to a space where the art of hookah is enjoyed just as it would be in a Japanese lounge. Expect smooth, flavorful sessions that enhance your relaxation.
3. Exquisite Service that Makes You Feel at Home
In true Japanese lounge fashion, hospitality is at the heart of K-Ways Hookah Lounge. Our attentive and friendly staff will make sure that your experience is nothing short of exceptional. Whether you need assistance selecting a hookah flavor or recommendations for drinks and snacks, we’re here to help you feel completely at ease.
4. A Taste of Japan with Every Sip
To complement your hookah experience, K-Ways Hookah Lounge offers a variety of beverages, many inspired by Japanese flavors. Enjoy a traditional Japanese tea, sake, or even a Japanese-inspired cocktail to pair with your hookah for an authentic lounge experience. Our menu blends Japanese-inspired drinks with modern favorites, ensuring that every guest finds something they enjoy.
5. A Relaxing Social Environment
Japanese lounges are known for providing an ideal setting for both quiet reflection and socialization. K-Ways Hookah Lounge strikes the perfect balance, allowing you to relax and enjoy your hookah while also creating an ideal place for gathering with friends or having a low-key, yet stylish, evening out. Whether you're looking to celebrate a special occasion or just unwind after a long day, K-Ways provides a welcoming environment where you can kick back and enjoy the moment.
Visit K-Ways Hookah Lounge for the Ultimate Japanese Lounge Experience
If you’re in Las Vegas and looking to experience a Japanese lounge atmosphere combined with the best hookah in town, K-Ways Hookah Lounge is the place to be. Located at 3303-100 S Jones Blvd, Las Vegas, NV 89146, our lounge offers a unique fusion of Japanese-inspired ambiance and premium hookah, making it one of the city’s top spots to relax and socialize.
For more information or to make a reservation, give us a call at +1 725-247-1700.
K-Ways Hookah Lounge—where the art of the Japanese lounge meets the tradition of hookah for an unforgettable experience.
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Luxe Decore Event Designs & Rentals: Stunning Corporate Gala Decor in Alabama
Planning a corporate gala is no small task. It's an event that needs to exude professionalism, sophistication, and style while ensuring that every detail aligns with your company’s values and brand identity. At Luxe Decore Event Designs & Rentals, we specialize in crafting corporate gala decor in Alabama that elevates your event and leaves a lasting impression on your guests. Located in Birmingham, Alabama, our team is dedicated to delivering exceptional decor solutions that turn your corporate gala into a memorable and elegant celebration.
Why Choose Luxe Decore for Corporate Gala Decor in Alabama?
A successful corporate gala requires meticulous planning and flawless execution. Luxe Decore brings years of experience, creativity, and attention to detail to every event we design. We understand the importance of setting the right tone for your gala, and our expert team ensures your event reflects your company’s image while providing an inviting and luxurious atmosphere for your guests.
Here’s why Luxe Decore is the go-to choice for corporate gala decor in Alabama:
Custom Event Design: We work closely with you to understand your brand, theme, and objectives, then curate a personalized decor plan that brings your vision to life. Whether you’re aiming for an elegant black-tie affair, a modern, minimalist look, or a themed gala, we ensure that every detail fits your unique style.
Full-Service Decor Solutions: Luxe Decore offers comprehensive decor services for every aspect of your corporate gala, from initial concept design to the final touches. We manage everything, so you don’t have to worry about a thing.
High-Quality Rentals: Our vast inventory of premium decor items, including furniture, table settings, lighting, and floral arrangements, will ensure that your gala is nothing short of extraordinary. We pride ourselves on offering only the finest quality decor to complement your vision.
Seamless Execution: From delivery to setup and takedown, our team handles all logistics with precision. We ensure that your decor is perfectly installed and creates the desired ambiance without disruption.
Our Corporate Gala Decor Services
At Luxe Decore, we offer a wide range of corporate gala decor services to make your event shine. Here’s a glimpse of what we can do for you:
Elegant Furniture Rentals
Furniture is key to creating a comfortable and stylish atmosphere at your corporate gala. We provide a variety of furniture options, including:
Chairs & Seating: From classic Chiavari chairs to luxurious lounge seating and cocktail chairs, we offer seating solutions for every type of event. Our options ensure that your guests are comfortable while adding a sophisticated touch to the decor.
Tables & Displays: Whether you're looking for sleek modern tables for a cocktail reception or long banquet tables for a seated dinner, we have the perfect options to suit your event’s needs. We can also provide accent tables for displays, registration desks, and more.
Lounge Areas: For networking spaces or VIP areas, we offer plush sofas, ottomans, and coffee tables that create a relaxed yet upscale environment.
Stunning Floral Arrangements
Floral arrangements are an essential part of creating an inviting, beautiful environment for your corporate gala. Our expert florists design custom arrangements, including:
Centerpieces: Whether you prefer tall, dramatic floral displays or low, elegant centerpieces, we tailor our arrangements to match your theme and venue.
Floral Installations: Make a statement with floral walls, hanging florals, or floral chandeliers that add grandeur and a touch of luxury to your event.
Bouquets & Other Decor: We can also provide personalized floral designs for welcome tables, stage decorations, and other event areas.
Lighting Design
The right lighting can completely transform your corporate gala. We offer a variety of lighting options, such as:
Uplighting: Soft, ambient lighting to create a warm, inviting atmosphere.
Chandeliers & Hanging Lights: Dramatic chandeliers or pendant lights for a sophisticated touch.
Spotlighting: Highlight key areas, such as the stage, award presentation area, or your company’s logo.
Custom Decor and Theming
Luxe Decore works with you to create a theme that aligns with your corporate identity and vision. We offer custom decor solutions including:
Branding & Signage: Whether you want a branded photo backdrop, custom signage, or a corporate logo displayed on the event stage, we provide solutions that seamlessly incorporate your brand into the decor.
Themed Decor: From formal galas to themed fundraising events, we design decor that matches your event’s theme, creating a cohesive look that resonates with your guests.
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MAD Pizza: Serving Delicious, High-Quality Pizza in Waterloo, ON
If you're craving mouthwatering pizza made with fresh ingredients, look no further than MAD Pizza. Located at 572 King St N, Waterloo, ON N2L 6L3, Canada, MAD Pizza is your go-to destination for pizza that will satisfy your cravings and leave you coming back for more. Whether you're planning a casual dinner, hosting a party, or simply enjoying a meal with friends and family, we offer an array of pizza options that are sure to delight.
A Slice Above the Rest
At MAD Pizza, we pride ourselves on delivering the highest quality pizzas. Our dough is made fresh daily, ensuring a perfect base for every pizza. We use only the finest ingredients, from savory sauces to the freshest vegetables and top-tier meats. Whether you like a classic margherita, a loaded supreme, or something more unique, our pizza menu offers a variety of delicious options for all tastes.
Why Choose MAD Pizza?
Quality Ingredients – We believe that great pizza starts with great ingredients. That's why we handpick the freshest toppings, from locally sourced vegetables to premium cheeses and meats. Every bite of our pizza is packed with flavor and quality.
Variety for Everyone – At MAD Pizza, we offer a wide selection of pizza options to suit every taste and dietary preference. From traditional favorites to inventive creations, there's a pizza for everyone. Don't forget to ask about our vegetarian, gluten-free, and vegan options!
Convenient Location – Situated conveniently at 572 King St N, Waterloo, our pizza shop is easily accessible for locals and visitors alike. Whether you're grabbing a pizza on your way home or enjoying a meal at our cozy spot, we're here to serve you.
Great Customer Service – Our team is passionate about providing excellent customer service. We're here to ensure you have a great experience, whether you're ordering online, calling in, or dining with us in person.
Perfect for Any Occasion
Whether you're planning a fun family dinner, a late-night snack, or catering an event, MAD Pizza is the perfect choice. We offer both takeout and delivery, so you can enjoy our delicious pizzas wherever you are. And if you're in the area, stop by and enjoy a fresh, hot pizza in our welcoming restaurant.
Get in Touch
Ready to indulge in the best pizza in Waterloo? Give us a call at +1 (548) 889-5647 or stop by our location at 572 King St N. If you're looking to make an order online or learn more about our menu, we are happy to help.
For the best pizza experience in Waterloo, choose MAD Pizza – where great taste and quality meet.
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Address:
572 King St N,
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Kava Oil Online
Primo Kava's kava oil offers a unique and versatile way to enjoy the benefits of kava. This high-quality oil is sourced from the finest kava and is processed to retain its natural properties. At Primo Kava, buy kava oil online that can be used in various applications, from personal care products to creating custom blends. With its clean, chemical-free formulation, kava oil is a great addition for those looking for a modern and practical way to incorporate kava into their routine.
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Luxury Shoes for Lymphedema Patients | Premium Comfort & Style
Indulge in luxury premium solution for ultimate comfort and refined style. Crafted with the finest, soft-touch materials, these shoes feature elegant designs, extra-wide fits, and seamless interiors to eliminate pressure points. Advanced memory foam insoles and high-grade, shock-absorbing outsoles support each step, enhancing mobility and reducing swelling. With adjustable closures and sophisticated aesthetics, these shoes balance function and fashion, offering unparalleled comfort and relief for swollen feet while ensuring you step out in style.
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Luxury Shoes for Lymphedema Patients | Premium Comfort & Style
Indulge in luxury premium solution for ultimate comfort and refined style. Crafted with the finest, soft-touch materials, these shoes feature elegant designs, extra-wide fits, and seamless interiors to eliminate pressure points. Advanced memory foam insoles and high-grade, shock-absorbing outsoles support each step, enhancing mobility and reducing swelling. With adjustable closures and sophisticated aesthetics, these shoes balance function and fashion, offering unparalleled comfort and relief for swollen feet while ensuring you step out in style.
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