"Shit, did we just send that notification to everyone?" - some dev, probably

There's a meowing duck hidden in Amazon's html code

Jake ...who?

I found a solid solution for clickbaiting!

You just have to:
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Stupid users gonna be stupid.

HOLY SHIT! Pls don't!

Our current designer is convinced that 00FF44 bright green fits well with the rest of our soft purple/blue color scheme.

I am not a designer, but have worked in a color laboratory, so I've tried time and time again to explain CIE LAB color space, and how at least HCL is a good way to pick & group colors into palettes by using 2-3 luminances for equidistant hues while keeping chroma constant.

I've tried to tell him that the bright green almost physically makes my eyes bleed, because humans are quite sensitive to greens.

He just keeps using the phrase "but it makes the buttons pop nicely".

I just want to pop his skull open with my keyboard. 😫

Me: What could possibly go wrong?
Anxiety: I'm glad you asked.

To all the forced restarts at Windows 10

Functional Programming literally has 'fun' in the title; OOP is one letter away from 💩. I rest my case.

Just set up a Vim profile on my keyboard. Is it going to help me any? Probably not. But it does look cool!

Dammit, I can't even describe how much I hate when I'm researching to fix a problem, find a forum/question and the guy answering it makes a post saying "Forget about it, solved it" but doesn't say how.

it works! ..wtf?! Why does THAT SHIT WORK?

I don't even...

I used Haskell today!

FUUUCK I HATE FUCKING WORDPRESS AND PHP!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

I didnt change anyfuckingthing and everything went to shit! FUCK! FUCK YOU FUCKING FUUUUUCK!

Client: Can you build a Webshop and make it SEO,SEM and advertising-friendly?
Me: I COULD TRY. Whats your budget?
Client: Up to 400€
At this point I slowly faded away.

"Could you quick make my website responsive?"

..sure, just let me press the responsive button on your website.

Very smooth title on the 404 Google page!!1

Let us watch some Netflix on Jimmys portfolio...

I FUCKING HATE SAFARI. SUCK A DICK APPLE

The "guy who is good with computers" can't open a fucking .rar or start skype. Yeah sure dude, you're like the best at "computer stuff". Fucking morons.

So it's been a while I posted here... but today I got an logo.docx after I asked for an Vectorgraphic. That's it. I'll quit my job and become an ex google techlead on youtube!

"Could you make me a nice logo really quick? I have no budget"

.. sure, just let me press the "make Logo"-Button in Illustrator

When it's 5AM, you had zero sleep and your deadline is in 3 hours: Oh loard my saviour php, please - PLEASE just let my peace of shit code work for once. *reloads page*
Error message appears. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCK!

I fucking hate it to work for clients ... also i fucking hate it not to have any clients to work for.

LinkedIn in a nutshell.

My Neighbors still have written "Merry X mas" on their window... I am not sure if they're dead or just using IE

On Monday i have a Skype Interview.
Now i've bought a green screen because i thought that would be fun for showing my design stuff live as a virtual webcam. But this stupid Java 6 SE "Chroma Key Live" programm does not recognise any camera... and it's so ugIy... I hate java gui's.... :-/

A Client wanted a Webshop, SEO etc... i was like "sure mate". After a while of talking he said his Budget is around 250€. GG.
Move on, nothing to see here.

Finally someone who knows what it means to be a developer.

Easy work does not pay...

Just redid my setup, first time in a year. What do y’all think?

Razer Ornata Chroma Keyboard, Razer DeathAddee Elite mouse.

Rantberry PI

Thinking about making this into a terminal that accepts a serial connection from my IBM 5150 PC for that Chroma Green authentic text based experience. ;)

Seriously though. How awesome would it be to use a circa 1981 IBM 5150 as your terminal? Lol!

CSS lies we tell our selfs

Highspeed Internet in germany. Ftp ftw! .. I sometimes had over 64kb last night. Beautiful!

The DevRent "options" are logout and deleting my account... i like this place

When your wireless router can handle about "300 speed"...

o rly?

The shitty trainticket-app doesn't sell me any tickets. Who the fuck coded this crap. I really tried hard to pay for a fucking ticket...

Today on "Shit that will never happen to me":

DevRant should have:
- a Personal Message system
- Gifs&Images in Comments
- 100% dark theme
- Edit function

When your project is absolutely awesome but no one finds it on google...

"but does it scale?"

In october my best (female) friend will become my PM. I don't know if this was a good idear.

Why Safari sucks even more then fucking IE. Not even the easiest inputform gets displayed normaly on this SHITLOAD OF PISS

...at least i don't have to buy a Mac to debug in Safari OH WAIT! FUCK YOU APPLE! FUCKING FUCK YOU!

I found a solid solution to get +100's easily!

You just have to:
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"Oh you didn't save the last minutes of coding? Better restart and you can't refuse" ...I am so happy to still use W7 on my desktop Pc.

Razer Blackwidow Chroma.

Enough said.

Drivers.

Am I the only one who thinks that the amount of repost in the last weeks are too god damn high?!

I've wrote the shittiest Assingenment ever. My college gave me 92%. I can't believe that they actually read it. I'm angry and also exited :D

Client said "should we add this moving newsfeed bar to make it look more modern?"

It looks like fucking crap and costs 100€ per Year.. i guess we should not add this peace of shit.

I work for an big company that owns a social media website. One day I worked on the CSS of that side an changed...
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I had to build a CMS in less then 6 weeks. It sucked, but it worked

I made a client who installed w7 on a macbook and used ie7 for years use chrome, so he i don't have to fix his website for Internet Exhauster.

When you encounter the easiest problem and dont find an solution on stackoverflow

Finally its here. I'll use it daily :D

How to Exit ...

if (post == eminem){
upvote(post);
}

Testing..

The moment when your to happy about your daily progress to rant about php.

Working for a big german Youtube Network as a Producer of one channel. Low money, high fun.

I feel shady for using WP for such a long fucking time... is it worth to learn Laravel?

> "You don't need to film in 4K if you don't have a 4K screen!"

Besides the obvious fact that one might own a 4K screen in future, 4K (2160p) looks better than Full HD (1080p) on a 1600×900 "HD+" screen! It looks pure and clear thanks to higher bitrate and chroma subsampling.

What? You didn't know almost all consumer video cameras, including smartphones, record with 4:2:0 chroma subsampling, meaning 1080p video only has 540p of colour information? It has 1080p of luminance, but not 1080p of colour.

I want to buy a keyboard for my macbook pro. I'm choosing between razer chroma ornata and apple Bluetooth black full keyboard.

I've read some that chroma ornata doesn't work well with synapse 2 for Mac. If only I can try it at the store to my macbook pro.

What keyboards are you using right now? Thanks.

My rant is ready in about 30 minutes!!! I know, not such newborn but i wanted to tell you guys :)

What is this 'favorite' thing in the bottom right about?

Not a Rant,

I'm just searching freelancers! I used this site when I was just starting my career. I still have the stickers on my (now old) Notebook I got 2016-ish for having... I don't know how many likes on here (user:chrome).

If one of you knows something about: Laravel, PHP, Bitcoin Core, BTC LN, Ads, Marketing, Social Media, CSS, HTML or JS - hit me up!

Maybe just send a mail to: admin@lahuge.com
I would love to find a team on this site. I hope the Community is still well. Back in the day it was really fun to watch this site grow.

Greetings,
Chrome aka. LaHUGE

PS.: If you're from Germany that's a Plus, but not needed ;P
(copy pasta because this Account is bigger, maybe it helps?)

When the backend development is made by the Frontend-Dev..

A Client who pays nothing for my PS work was complaining about the filters i used. They did not look like the image he send me. So i took his image and resized it. I hope he likes his image now. Fucking Instagramfilter idiots.

Its kinda true. Also this is a rant about "my girl": She had a boyfriend till the first october and we met some while before it. We had sex, she dropped her boyfriend and said "i hope you mean this between us serious". I mean it serious, but she is like "i don't know if we should be together". Now i followed this path and got rid of an other girl because of her (if|else) and she doesn't know if she wants to be together with me. Wtf girl. Also she types "yas" instead of "yes". I don't know what to do.

Does anyone else has this 20y old college student who is coding Facebook for "xyz"? I mean ...come on, do some new shit... okay, I write google for "xyz". Damn. Okay. I STFU.

Planning on getting a new keyboard. A Corsair k70 or a Razer Black Widow Chroma (new version). Which one do you guys think I should get?

How about posting Images & gives in a comment?