The real story: How the Apple was damaged.

Four months ago changed a laptop failing hdd and give it back to customer. Today I got a 30 minutes call because the computer "is not like before the repair, it doesn't work well".

*Thinks* Well, s#*@, before the repair the hdd had more than 2000 damaged clusters, which prevented even the os to start

*Says* "Could you describe me the issue?"
....
...
[ basically he was saying that since he started using IE as a browser, he didn't have Google.com set as the first page and that he had to bing it]
...
"When did the 'issue' start, If I may ask?"

>"Two weeks ago. "

Two weeks ago.
Two f*""#ng weeks ago.
Set aside for the nature of the issue, you blame my four months ago repair for a two weeks ago issue?
"The computer was better before"?
THAT F###ING MACHINE WAS LIKE A BURNING HOUSE - I RESCUED DATA FOR 2 DAYS JUST BEFORE THE HDD STARTED TO CRANK AT EVERY SPIN - I REBUILT IT TO GIVE IT YOU BACK FULLY WORKING AFTER YOU USED AS A FOOTBALL, AND NOW YOU BLAME ME BECAUSE THE
BROWSER ISN'T SETTED AS YOU LIKE

No,seriously, is like I rebuilt a burned house from scrap and now the owner blames me because in the kitchen sink the hot water tap is on the right side instead of the left side.
Seriusly, wtf.

# realstory
One of my colleague's monitor got damaged. While the service guys took the monitor for repair, she sat free. When the manager asked her to connect to a spare monitor and resume work, she asked how could she? As all her work was saved in previous monitor.

Hey, wanna hear a disappointing stack?

- WordPress
- jQuery
- vanilla inline CSS
- shitty random legacy PHP

Disclaimer:
The author is NOT responsible nor liable for any injuries, mental health issues, sanitary problems, asexuality, crippling depression, triggered by this rant nor liable for any damaged walls, hurt animals or deaths.

Oh teh noes! I best 'repaire' my phone as the battery is severely damaged! Who the hell even does this crap. Shame on them. Like how they used the Android alert UI when they can clearly detect that I'm using an iPhone.

My first testing job in the industry. Quite the rollercoaster.

I had found this neat little online service with a community. I signed up an account and participated. I sent in a lot of bug reports. One of the community supervisors sent me a message that most things in FogBugz had my username all over it.

After a year, I got cocky and decided to try SQL injection. In a production environment. What can I say. I was young, not bright, and overly curious. Never malicious, never damaged data or exposed sensitive data or bork services.

I reported it.

Not long after, I got phone calls. I was pretty sure I was getting charged with something.

I was offered a job.

Three months into the job, they asked if I wanted to do Python and work with the automators. I said I don't know what that is but sure.

They hired me a private instructor for a week to learn the basics, then flew me to the other side of the world for two weeks to work directly with the automation team to learn how they do it.

It was a pretty exciting era in my life and my dream job.

Today is my birthday (25) 🎂.
Also I'm in the hospital because I had a seizure due to my body not capting phosphorus, it was so violent that I apparently damaged 3 vertebrae, sorry I didn't mean to write a sob story but am in dire need of support and I wanted to thank the community for being there.

When you're typing "make sure noone else is ..."
but your fingers automatically types
"else if"

Damaged beyond repair

I THOUGHT I JUST DAMAGED MY PHONE SCREEN LIKE AN IDIOT.

I haven't slept for 3 days, so I'm kind of out of it.

I was using my phone for a few hours non-stop, because if my mom sees me on my laptop she might take it away lol.

I had to edit my manuscript, so I didn't put my phome down, and it's really hot in my house for some reason even though it's cold outside (63°f).

So my phone overheated, and being the sleep deprived idiot I was, I realized how squishy it felt when I kept pressing my screen down. For some reason it felt good to push on it.

I know, I'm stupid. I kept pressing down until I snapped out of the trance, and realized what I was doing, so I stopped. Then I saw these distinct patches on my screen. Like when there's water in your phone, and you see these roundish splotches. Also, I couldn't move the screen.

I panicked because I thought I ruined the screen, so I turned it off. I kept it face down on my table, and read a book for an hour.

When I turned it back on, the patches were gone. I guess they were present because my phone overheated or something.

Still, that was kind of scary. I thought I ruined it.

Storytime
A story about an Android TVbox which decided to become an iPad

Several years ago we've bought an android tv-box. 

It served me and my family well for several years.

Specs are not that important in this story, but there they are:

Android 4.4 
1GB RAM
Amlogic quadcore 1.4HGz
8GB memory.

This device served us well - online TV, browsing, music, file sharing and so on. But recently cheap Chinese memory deciteed to take a break and damaged ROM. Because of that device won't boot. The only option was to take it apart and "short circuit" certain legs on memory chip and make it boot from SD card and install new firmware. After such operations tv-box worked well again. 

Hoverer, memory glitched again and again and this algorithm was repeated for several months.

But that is not what is this story about.

One day memory went completely crazy and there was no way to install new firmware on it. It just hanged on install. (BTW, it was official firmware for this device)

But after countless attempts it finally worked! It installed the firmware and booted into launcher and connected to WiFi! 

But now comes the most interesting part. 

It was not android anymore.

It decided to became an iPad.

My dad logged in to his Google account via tv-box and got mail that someboby connected from our IP via iPad (we don't have an iPad) and using safari browser! Stock browser is not safari browser.....

"Ok, nvm, crazy glitch." - we thought.

But preinstalled play marked wont launch. Because he told us, that we're trying to connect from iPad.

And Google chrome page suggested to download chrome for iPad

And everything was acting like it is an iPad.

OK, downloaded iTunes, why not??? ._.

Tried to install elixir for android via apk from flash, but then memory glitched one more time, everything went black and tv-box had damaged ROM again...

After that we decided to not torment it anymore...

That's it. Poor Android TVbox that all his life dreamed to become an iPad. Rest in peace.

Our PM found a contractor, results as expected..

Contractor: "The file you supplied is corrupt, some areas are greyed out and damaged"
Me: "😐, do you mean the comments?"
Contractor: "I'm not sure what you mean 'the comments'"
Me: "Does the file work as expected?"
Contractor: "Yes"
Me: "Strange! I'll have a chat with our PM and get this issue resolved right away 😉"

...

if(!contractor) {
return Promise.resolve()
}

FLOYD IS HERE 😎

Gather around kids, it's story time.

So my first breakup left me so damaged and I was in darkest phase of my life. I was alone. Physically, mentally, and emotionally. I went for therapy and spearheaded into success and grew in life soooo fucking much.

31st December 2016, I first joined dR and since the first day this place felt home. Met some of brightest mind and most amazing souls here (sadly many left the place).

I used to shit post and rant a lot. But I loved everyone here. But then I don't quite remember, but I decided to quit this place as community started to grow. Many others left as well.

I came back here in 2019 IIRC and started all over again. Got along well with new members and started having fun.

I used to crib and cry about being underpaid. Lost a kickass Europe job due to pandemic.

I will skip what all happened between me and @Scout but she is a sweetheart, though very rough and brutal with me at times (actually very often), but she is so selfish for me and cares for me that I couldn't resist but listen to her always. A lifelong friend for sure :)

I used to rant about my dumb office colleagues. Definitely not the sharpest minds but good people at heart (which I did not realise).

So in October 2020, I earned a new job and my company retained me with a 100% raise and a promotion making me lead of product innovation and UX.

November end I met a girl in professional context on LinkedIn who was conducting a workshop. Being hungry for learning, meeting new people and kill my lockdown boredom, I singed up.

Now I went for December break and my colleagues sent me a gift hamper when they came to know I got a promotion. I felt bad that I ranted about them so I deleted my account and also wanted a social detox.

Post the workshop, I started conversing casually with the girl I met. She was married. But things hit off. Eventually in February end I confessed that I had feelings for her and in next few days she reciprocated. I told her I was aware of her marital status and it's okay if nothing happens between us. Then she started to open up of how she was with one guy for 17 years and was abused in everyway and wanted to separate but never had the courage and all.

She decided to file for paperwork and then be with me. Things got messy when her family got involved thinking I was causing all of it.

She went back to her partner and I realised I had some emotional and mental issues of a person's past that bothered me. But we were overcoming it. Soon the honeymoon period started phasing out.

Her family started giving me death threats. We went underground even further. More arguments and fights between us.

@Scout kept telling me I was stupid and I disregarded her. I feel like an idiot for not listening to her.

That girl kept gaslighting me, hurting me intentionally, scratching the surface made me realise how broken and damaged she was. She lied to me and created fake persona of herself to make me fall for her. Everything was lie. Literally.

I felt horrible for trusting her. My trauma relapsed and I started having crazy panic attacks leading to self harm and being suicidal. That girl was drugged all the time with psychological medicines and very poor character & personality in general (I don't want to judge anyone but just stating the facts).

Eventually she just disappeared and I was like fuck this. Earlier, after every fight, she used to show fake affection and I used to melt but not this time.

I was like fuck this shit. I have some super amazing friends like @kiki who helped me overcome this. I started going for therapy and realised what all areas I need to improve. My therapist is soooo brilliant, she understands the root cause instantly and also knows how to fix it. And the same day I and both my parents were COVID-19 positive. Last few weeks were dark and haunting.

Further more, the girl comes back after a week and then acts as a 'nice girl'.
Initially fake affection, then drama, followed by making me guilt trip, then threats, and now blaming me.

I kept ignoring her calls (50 to 70 calls in a day), emails, left her unread on Telegram, and everything I could do to ignore her without blocking her. I started gaining my happiness back.

During this mess, I lost 5+ KG of weight. She has no friends in her mid 30s. Knows no life or survival skills. Her family hates her, no career, no emotional or mental maturity, literally nothing. Insanely dumb and toxic manipulative person who is not even worth being called an ex. As per her everyone around her is an asshole except her. Every time something happened, she used to blame and bad mouth the other person. Now she is doing with me. In all her life situations, either she was a hero or a victim. One upped me all the time. Now that I see it, I hate myself for allowing it all of it and now having enough self worth to walk out of it earlier.

Continued in comments...

i am BEYOND pissed at google.

as some of you know, i recently got android studio to run on a chromebook (you read that right), but it being a chromebook and google being a protective fucktard of their crappy operating system, i had to boot into bios every time i started it.

when i was with some friends, i started up the chromebook, and left, after telling my friends how to boot the chromebook.

ten seconds and literally one press of the esc button later, he broke the entire thing.

but that's not what that rant was about, i honestly knew it would happen eventually (although, this wasn't the best time).

so now this screen pops up.

"chrome os is damaged or missing, please insert a usb recovery drive" or something like that.

well, i'll create one. simple enough.

no wait, this is google, just your average 750 billion dollar company who cares more about responsive design then a product actually responding.

i started to create the recovery usb. of course, chrome developers thought it would be a good idea to convert the old, working fine, windows executable usb recoverer, and replace with with a fucking chrome extension.

i truly hope someone got fired.

so, after doing everything fine with the instructions, it got to the part where it wrote the os image to the usb. the writing stayed at 0%.

now this was a disk thing, writing os's and shit, so i didn't want to fuck it up. after waiting ten minutes, i pressed 'cancel.'

i tried again many times, looked things up, and frantically googled the error. i even tried the same search queries on bing, yahoo, duckduckgo and ecosia because i had the feeling google secretly had tracked me over the past 7 years and decided to not help me after all the times i said google was a fucker or something similar.

google is a fucker.

after that, i decided to fuck with it, even if it formats my fucking c drive.

i got to the same point where the writing got stuck at 0% and proceeded to fuck. i start spamming random keys, and guess what?

after i press enter, it started.

what the fuck google?
1000s of people read the article on how to make the recovery drive. why not tell them to press the goddamn enter key?

i swear there are hundreds of other people in my same situation. and all they have to do is press one fucking key???

maybe tell those people who tried to fix the shit product you sold them.

fuck you google.

My father's PC is almost dead.
The PSU is damaged and it turns on correctly 1 time out of 250 or more.
There are days that he tries to turn it on at 8am, and it can finally use it at 8pm.

Also the other HW components are old, so I tried to convince him to buy a new PC, there was an offer where they also give you for free a new 24 inches monitor (now he has a fucking 19 inches old one).
But he doesn't want to invest in a PC.
Even if he spends almost the entire day by surfing on internet and watching movies!

So, I recommended him to change only the PSU, the same identical model costs only €39.
But he doesn't want to invest in it... he prefers to lose the entire day trying to use his fucking PC.

I really don't understand why some people just don't want to spend a bit to improve their life!
The comfort is worth it... the time of life you're wasting to use that fucking PC is more important than €39.

I tried different times to find other possible issues, but it's clearly a PSU problem, so obviously I can't fix it using magic.
Not in my father's opinion... "You don't know anything about computer science... nothing! Go to your fucking university (I'm studing Computer Engineering), and study how to fix it!".
While he was saying that sentence, he was beating the case, because he's convinced that it's a better way to fix it.

I want to leave this fucking house right now.

Ive never really used vim, and therefore not completely understood all the jokes about it..
Yesterday, i somehow ended up editing my crontab with vim.
I have no idea how i managed to quit it, but something worked.

NOTE: No hardware was damaged in the process

Aaaah, I fucking love it to death, when customers spontaneously decide to hire a separate, unrelated company to add new content pages to the website developed by our company.

That furuncle of a company must have had real pro devs to just create a new /html folder, dump their shit content in there and just manually add links in the existing CMS pages.
HOLY FUCK!
As you might already have expected, the /html folder contains:
- static *.html files for every page
- inline CSS in the *.html
- the crappiest PHP mailing script I have ever witnessed
- images with random resolutions, mostly too small

The layout of these puke-ridden pages obviously doesn't fit neither the existing color palette, nor has anything common with the current layout or typography at all.
These bastards don't even use Git!

Come on, dear customer, could you PLEASE fucking NOT hire a completely separate company to do OUR job?
PLEASE? PLEASE?!

I had to compare the whole deployment folder with our repo to find out what else these brain-damaged cunts changed in our code!

That's it, I'm done. My sincere condolences go to the poor soul that will have to maintain this complete and utter crap of code, as I have been doing the past 2 weeks.

3-4 big 4K+ lines files of completely unindented, practically undocumented, interspersed HTML, PHP, JavaScript and CSS! All in the same file.

All the function and variable names are complete nonsense. You might as well have smashed your head against the keyboard and let whatever came out be the names.

You took all the naming conventions that you could find and unleashed your seriously damaged imagination. lowerCamelCase, UpperCamelCase, snakecase, everything in the same fucking function name.

I really needed the money from this project. But I'm done. My mental sanity is more important that try to figure out how to make a decent and usable webpage of THIS COMPLETE DISASTER.

You, the one before me. If you wanted to make sure that no one else besides you could work with this crap, then congrats, YOU FUCKING DID IT WITH HONORS. FUCKING SUMMA CUM LAUDE. PhD and all.

Never EVER buy a Mac as your primary PC if you're a developer.

Back in 2014 I bought an iMac because I already had an iPhone, and being able to code on xCode and also have a Windows partition seemed perfect. It wasn't.

Soon enough, I started encountering issues. My storage was randomly filling up, my computer started getting slow despite me having a small number of start apps and still a lot of storage available, it was all a mess.

So - I installed Windows 10 using Bootcamp to use it as my main OS. All was great until I wanted a new partition of Windows so I can test some things out without damaging my stuff. I try multiple methods, none of which work because my disk is not in the right partition format, and I don't want to change it because I'd have to format the whole thing.

Whatever - I give up, and try going back to my normal partition, disappointed. Guess fucking what?! My Windows Boot was damaged! Yes, I shit you not!

So - not only was this absolute piece of shit not able to add just one more fucking partition with an OS on it, but it BROKE my main partition, and now I'm trying to recover it.

I've said it once and I'll say it again: Never EVER get a Mac as your primary computer, unless you only work on Mac/iPhone apps.

For paying 1300$, I was expecting a seamless experience with little to no issues - yet all I got is a computer that's fucking broken from it's very core.

Fuck you, Apple.

No, it's not damaged. Yes, it most definitely can be opened. No, I should not move it to the trash, because I want to open it.
Quit your bullshit Apple and stop telling me what I should do.

For two weeks I am paid 50$ an hour 6 hours a day / 5 days per week as someone called "Web deployment supervisor". The work is based on checking if the website throws an error and fixing it (devops) and staying in touc with the customer and helping him. The wevsite i wrote is just a small PHP site, well tested, almost no user input, if you dont drop whole DB it cannot basically crash. So for past week I am just copypasting documentation for the client what/how to do things. Today I already sent him same info 4 times. For me as a student and a freelance web dev it's a gold mine. I am having vacations for 14 days (thanks to damaged school water supply), getting paid 50$/hour for playing PUBG and using Ctrl+F in my Firefox, but god hell, it's so fucking psychically hard. Sometimes I have an urge to scream on that retard "I'VE SENT YOU THAT SAME SHIT 4 MINUTES AGO RETARD USE YOUR FUCKING SCROLL WHEEL IN OUR CHAT FOR FUCK SAKE".

If your code compiles at your first attempt, try again because you are breaking the Murphy lay. The space-time could be damaged.

Is this something cool?
I wanted a portable battery but I had no money (student life in Mexico), but I had a couple of damaged tablet batteries and a damaged router case.
A year ago I did not use it, but now it is useful when I occasionally go out to capture some Pokémon.
The downside is that it only has one USB port to discharge and micro-B to charge. And of course I do not go out with the antennas, I take them off, I just put them on for the demonstration, haha.

An open standard quotes the same guy in 2/3 refs, very open indeed.

This guy damaged JavaScript as a language more than anyone else in the world, and he may still call it an achievement.

Was just recalling one of the worst calls I ever got in IT...

Many years ago we had a single rack for all of our servers, network and storage (pre virtualization too!).

We had a new security system installed in the building and the facilities manager let the guy into the server room to run all the sensor cables in because that is where they wanted their panel... the guy was too lazy to get up on the roof and in the attic repeatedly so after he checked it out he went around every where and drilled a hole straight up where he wanted the sensor wire to go... well the server room was not under an attic space... when he found he had drilled through to the out side... HE FILLED IT WITH EXPANDING FOAM.... the membrane on the roof was damaged... that night it rained... I got a call at 4 am that systems were acting funky and I went in... when I opened the door it was literally raining through the corners of the drop ceiling onto the rack... An excellent DR plan saved our asses but the situation cost the vendor's insurance company $30k in dead equipment and another $10k in emergency labor. Good thing for him we had so little equipment in that room back in.

Moral of the story... always have a good DR plan... you never know when it will rain in the server room.... :)

I guess I had an EMP attack in my home.In a single day my laptop charger burst,my desktop monitor got damaged and my Lumia phone has stopped opening.Dont know what to do

26 or so hours up now. And I've got a few stories to tell :) feel free to refresh your cup of coffee and take a seat.

Last few days I've been going into this odd place called intown.irl to get in touch with its inhabitants. An odd place I have to say. But in some cases quite rewarding, even got a MILF home with me and into bed at some point. Anyway...

3 days ago I think it is now? Thursday evening I took my laptop to this local bar where I had this issue about dihydrogen monoxide with one of the bartenders earlier (you'll find that rant on those keywords). Still wanted to visit it regardless though, as I met that first woman there earlier that approached me. Unfortunately I didn't see her there that day.

Some bald guy who was clearly drunk approached me. Many people were already giving curious looks at this laptop I brought to the bar. I finally tuned it up with the stickers from FOSDEM.. I'll put a picture of it in the comments. My theme was one of privacy (central), distributions and Google's open source initiative (which aligns with the keychain token I got from them as well). But of course.. that guy.. he thought that a pimped/riced laptop obviously meant that I was a hacker.

Guy went to the toilet.. went back.. and suddenly grabbed my laptop and turned it towards him. Boy was I never more smugly satisfied that those rubber pads on the bottom are quite resilient. Could've almost damaged my screen by trying to grab it like that. But it's a CCFL display.. so high voltage. If it were to become broken.. worth it. 😈

On it at the time was a terminal, pinging Google (had network issues at that bar, to the point where one of the - I think - staff members got up to me and offered the WiFi password and got to talk with me.. more on that later), and my usual Linux desktop along with the Arch anime wallpaper with the quote of Da Vinci.. simplicity is the ultimate sophistication. Of course the guy saw the terminal.. and probably reaffirmed.. yep, that's a hacker. At least he wasn't too wrong about the general term.. but the hat.. most likely he was wrong on that one.

Guy left with this question.. "you are a hacker, aren't you."
I replied to him: "No sir. I'm not a hacker. I've got no idea what you're talking about."
Guy kept looking at me weirdly for the whole night to come.

Back to that companion guy though. Mac user, yada yada.. but he told me about his backup solution. Apparently - I shit you not - he has not only the photos on his local device, he's also frequently backing them up in Time Machine (which I was really curious about whether it uses mirroring or snapshots.. he couldn't tell, lmk if you do) but not only that.. he was storing another offsite backup in that very bar, in case his house went on fire.

Now that is a proper backup scheme!!! If only more people were like that.

Seriously though.. that bald guy who took my laptop just like that... I just let it slide for that one time, but I tend to treat my machines as an extension of my very self. I think that was a very uncalled for move. Asshole...

How would you have reacted to such a thing? And.. maybe that's why we technologists don't get outside too often? Fucking everything is hacking these days if it's not Knopkes and Blinkenlights… Not every shell is a h4xx0ring console for h3kk1ng de fasbuk…

!dev

Fuck my broken brain. I’ve been taking various meds for depression/ptsd for 11 years, and just when you think you’re making progress it comes back and takes a nice big shit in your slippers.

I Referee grass roots football (soccer) on the weekends, and I’ve been out with an injury. I should have been reffing a women’s game this afternoon but my damaged brain has other ideas.

Sometimes I just want to scream fuck it all and move to the woods to become a full time spoon whittler

Earphone, Headphone both damaged..

I think I will never order things from Amazon around christmas again! Just saw a post man with many Amazon packages, he dropped every box on the street, some were visible damaged. He picked them up again, took some steps and dropped them again 😱

Being in a semi-professional dance company, and just generally being a dancer from a young age.
Taught me how to deal with constant criticism, to not take it personally, but to use it to my advantage.
I also have no problems with giving presentations since I was used to being on stage, even though I'm a pretty shy person.
Still waiting for the day that super-fast wardrobe changes, and callused point-shoe damaged toes come in handy 🤔

I have this pact with my neighbor - if someone delivers a package to them, I knock on their door when I notice it to let them know and if they don’t answer, I take it into my apartment and leave a note. Same goes if she or her kids see a package delivered for us and we don’t answer.

So last month, we have a flooding incident in our complex and her flat’s damaged so they have to leave to stay at a hotel for a bit. It’s only supposed to be until the 20th (of last month).

So when she gets a package a few weeks ago, I knock and when there’s no answer, take it into my apartment and leave a note.

Note stays on the door for days.

And then it disappears, so I assume she’s home.

But she never answers the door.

And then I see workers in her place.

So now I don’t know if it’s the workers who picked up the note or if she was back and I missed her.

But it’s been a couple of weeks and I’m starting to worry about her. Like, the day of the flood she almost died and I ended up coming over to help (getting her oldest to do CPR, talking to 911, trying to keep people calm), so I know she’s not feeling great lately.

And I’m the kind of idiot that never thought to exchange numbers.

So I’ve resorted to internet stalking and messaging her on Facebook.

And knocking on the downstairs neighbor’s door since I know they’re related. They didn’t answer. I’ll try again later.

I have no idea what else to do. I mean, I don’t think I can contact the office and be like “Can you please provide me contact information for my neighbor? I have their stuff. Thanks.”

#awkward

Look, I get that it's really tricky to assess whether someone is or isn't skilled going solely by their profile.

That's alright.

What isn't center of the cosmic rectum alright with the fucking buttsauce infested state of interviews is that you give me the most far fetched and convoluted nonsense to solve and then put me on a fucking timer.

And since there isn't a human being on the other side, I can't even ask for clarification nor walk them through my reasoning. No, eat shit you cunt juice swallowing mother fucker, anal annhilation on your whole family with a black cock stretching from Zimbabwe to Singapore, we don't care about this "reasoning" you speak of. Fuck that shit! We just hang out here, handing out tricks in the back alley and smoking opium with vietnamese prostitutes, up your fucking ass with reason.

Let me tell you something mister, I'm gonna shove a LITERAL TON of putrid gorilla SHIT down your whore mouth then cum all over your face and tits, let's see how you like THAT.

Cherry on top: by the time I began figuring out where my initial approach was wrong, it was too late. Get that? L'esprit d'escalier, bitch. I began to understand the problem AFTER the timer was up. I could solve it now, except it wouldn't do me any fucking good.

The problem? Locate the topmost 2x2 block inside a matrix whose values fall within a particular range. It's easy! But if you don't explain it properly, I have to sit down re-reading the description and think about what the actual fuck is this cancerous liquid queef that just got forcefully injected into my eyes.

But since I can't spend too much time trying to comperfukenhend this two dollar handjob of a task, which I'd rather swap for teabagging a hairy ass herpes testicle sack, there's rushing in to try and make sense of this shit as I type.

So I'm about 10 minutes down or so already, 35 to go. I finally decipher that I should get the XY coords of each element within the specified range, then we'll walk an array of those coordinates and check for adjacency. Easy! Done, and done.

Another 10 minutes down, all checks in place. TEST. Wait, wat? Where's the output? WHERE. THE FUCK. IS. THE OUTPUT?! BITCH GIMME AN ANSWER. I COUT'D THE RETURN AND CAN SEE THE TERMINAL BUT ITS NOT SHOWING ME ANYTHINGGG?! UUUGHHH FUCKKFKFKFKFKFKFKFUFUFUFFKFK (...)

Alright, we have about 20 minutes left to finish this motorsaw colonoscopy, and I can't see what my code is outputting so I'm walking through the code myself trying to figure out if this will work. Oh, look at that I have to MANUALLY click this fucking misaligned text that says "clear" in order for any new output to register. Lovely, 10/10 web design, I will violate your armpits with an octopus soaked in rabid bear piss.

Mmmh, looks like I got this wrong. Figures. I'm building the array of coordinates sequentially, as a one dimentional list, which is very inconvenient for finding adjacent elements. No problem, let's try and fix that aaaaaand... SHIT IM ALMOST OUT OF TIME.

QUICK LYEB, QUICK!! REMEMBER WHAT FISCELLA TAUGHT YOU, IN BETWEEN MOLESTING YOUR SOUL WITH 16-BIT I/O CONSOLE PROBLEMS, LIKE THAT BITCH SNOWFALL THING YOU HAD TO SOLVE FOR A FRIEND USING TURBO C ON A FUCKING TOASTER IN COMPUTER LAB! RUN MOTHERFUCKER RUN!!!

I'm SWEATING. HEAVILY. I'm STEAMING, NON-EROTICALLY. Less than 10 minutes left. I'm trying to correct the code I have, but I start making MORE dumbfuck mistakes because I'm in a hurry!

5 minutes left. As I hit this point of no return, I realize exactly where my initial reasoning went wrong, and how I could fix it, but I can't because I don't have enough time. Sadface.

So I hastily put together skeleton of the correct implementation, and as the clock is nearly up, I write a comment explaining the bits I can't get to write. Page up, top of file, type "the editor was shit LMAO" and comment it out. SUBMIT.

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Last night by accident I put my phone on coconut paste. (don't ask.)

Although it doesn't show signs of damage, and hopefully it hasn't been damaged, my heart is still not at rest. I had enough panic for one year.

But why does this keep happening to me with tech stuff accidents? Whyyyyyyy?

I just got the book "The C Programming Language, 2nd Edition" from Amazon.

I've had my wars with Amazon in the past for not protecting packages properly, and now it happened again. For the third time in 6 months.

The cover of the book is damaged, pages are bend a bit and it looks like someone took a key and tried to draw something on the front cover.

I contacted customer support to get a replacement, which was no problem, but still fucking annoying that I have to spend time on this shit.
Anyway, what pisses me off is the amount of work I have to do in order to send this shit back to them. Holy fuck!

First of all, I haven't met a single competent employee at a "post office" here in Denmark, as all of the offices are now a part of a either hyper markets or grocery stores. This means, that it's the stores employees handling this.

In this process from Amazon I have to actually clear it for customs with a form they need to take care of.
I have to print 4 labels, 2 which I need to sign and 2 I need to do something else with...

But I'm so freaking scared that they'll fuck this up and I'll get billed for 2 books. It wouldn't fucking surprise me, considering how fucking shit our postal service is in Denmark and how I've been screwed over by Amazon in the past

Crazy... Hm, that could qualify for a *lot*.

Craziest. Probably misusage or rather "brain damaged" knowledge about HTTP.

I've seen a lot of wild things when devs start poking standards, but the tip of the iceberg was someone trying to use UTF-8 in headers...

You might have guessed it - German umlauts. :(

Coz yeah. Fucktard loved writing everything in german, so why not write custom header names in german.

The fun thing is: It *can* work, though the usual sane thing is to keep it in ASCII range for the obvious reason that using UTF-8 (or ISO-8859-1, which is *not* ASCII) is a gamble you gonna loose.

The fun game was that after putting in a much needed load balancer between services for monitoring / scaling etc suddenly *something* seemed off.

It took me 2 days and a lot of Wireshark hoola hooping to find out why, cause the header was used for device detection aka wether it's a bot or not. Or in the german term the dev used: "Geräte-Art".

As the fallback was to assume a bot, but only rate limit based on IP, only few managed to achieve the necessary rate limit to get blocked.

So when I say *something* seemed off, I really mean a spooky kind of "sometimes IP blocked for seemingly no reason at all".

Fun stuff. The dev btw germanized everything. Untangling the code base was a lot of non fun. -.-

I recently quit a job which I excelled at technically, but professionally I struggled. The best way to put it is that I was incompatible with my newly appointed manager. My frustration with that manager led to many inappropriate comments that I made in front of him and a couple of other senior leaders. To be clear, I never cursed at them or called them names or raised my voice, but I did make (multiple) comments about their ignorance of projects or lack of experience in this speciality. I’m sure you can tell that didn’t go over well.

Ultimately, my behavior got me put on a PIP by my manager. He explained that I was excellent at the job, but not mature enough to do well. This obviously greatly upset me, and I quit on the spot. I know what a PIP means and I wasn’t about to get fired. I had been at the company for about three years and have dozens of excellent professional references (at this company and others) from as high up as the C-suite to as low as individual contributing peers who I worked closely with. They can all honestly and passionately speak to my technical and soft skills very highly. However, this doesn’t seem to matter in my situation.

Overall, I excel at interviews. Within days after quitting I had over eight different interviews lined up. I made it to final rounds of five and got two offers already (still waiting to hear back from the other three). The offers were both contingent on passing employment and background checks. Well, I gave my references, have no criminal history and never lied on any part of my background or history (though I did not admit to my emotional issues with my previous management team). Needless to say, I was shocked when both offers got rescinded.

One company claimed it was due to a change in the role, and the other told me frankly that the “manager did some digging on my history and unfortunately doesn’t feel like I would be a culture fit.” I looked up the manager on LinkedIn and lo and behold, they are connected with my former manager. This has me worried as back-channel references are super common in my industry, and my industry is not very big overall. My manager appears to be very well connected with many of the companies I am interviewing with or hope to in the future.

I will admit that my behavior previously was very disrespectful and probably deserved the reprimand, but now I feel that I am not able to move past it and learn from this experience as my reputation in the industry seems to be damaged. I’m still fairly early in my career overall and am learning how to handle office politics. It’s been a big struggle for me, but I do get better with each passing year.

Anyway, I’ve decided to wait for the other three final stage companies that I’m in talks with before I officially decide that this manager is my blocker, but assuming he is, what do you recommend I do to get past this? Should I talk to him? As this is all fresh, I’m not sure I can do that now, but maybe in a few months? Either way, I need a job now and can’t afford to go more than two months without a paycheck (and I don’t qualify for unemployment as I quit). What do you recommend I do?

A becomes B
B becomes C
C becomes A
D becomes B
E becomes A

Now add real hostnames... Make this list longer (roughly 15-18)

Add resource calculation, migration of VMs, organizing new hardware, removing and rebuilding hosts, etc.

I think my brain is permanently damaged and cannot be repaired.

Hardware migration finally over tomorrow.

I really won't miss the fuckton of Excel lists, constant speaking mistakes, having sore fingers from mutilating the desk calculator etc.

I'm too tired to be happy. But... It's over.

Fuck. The entire day to do this shit.
The screen was my first experiment, but because of a bad module (i2c) it didn't worked.
Today I finnaly got it to work.
Starting making everything almost like in the picture, everything mounted (and lots of black hot glue, no wires showing...
Didn't work.
One hour breaking everything apart without damaging the screen... Was a loose wire.
Started again... Didn't work...
The pot is also damaged, sometimes it works, others need to turn it hard.
New pot.
New set of wires.
Soldering everything right, testing all wires so no mistakes this time... But it takes so longgggg... Making everything in modules this time (to reuse without having to sordering again. And finally... It works.
By this time I should have 3 or 4 learning projects finish (I really wanted the screen to adapt all output in text, no serial, no blinking less, everything in modules, code prepared so, when I get my 40+ packages from China I already have a prototype tester ready.
10 hours... Fuck I'm really addicted, or else I would just solder everything together :D

It's Rainy...
Smoking a Joint
Infected Mushroom on Youtube
Arduino in my front, just recovered a damaged module, drawers filled with new gadgets to try (new to Arduino, is so addicting I don't even play anymore)...
This is life
The only thing lacking is a blowjob...

A customer brought in an older, beat-up machine and told us it wasn't booting. We noticed that his power supply was damaged, but checked it in for other diagnostics.

I found out he had a corrupted operating system, but with everything else on the computer, I didn't recommend fixing the computer.

Now, for reference, this is a Windows 7 computer with 10GB of RAM. But it also has a bent side-panel, the front-panel is hanging on by a thread, and it would also need the new power supply -- all of which would be over $200 USD.

When I finally relayed this info to him over the phone, we started talking about the system.

Him: So what do you think?

Me: I mean, this computer has some good specs, but with the damage, I wouldn't recommend repairing the computer. Now, this is your computer and you are more than welcome to tell me to shove it, but I'd recommend replacing it. We're at the breaking point of doing whatever you want to do, and it's your money that you're spending, but in my professional opinion, I don't think it's worth saving.

Him: Well, okay. I'll come in later and see what options I have

This might not be a perfect place to post this, but we are trying to get help from all possible places.

As you may know, Kerala, a state in India, is going through the worst time of its history. We are exposed to tumultuous and disastrous flooding which have destroyed both our life and living.
All the rivers, streams and lakes are overflowing throughout the states due to heavy rainfall. The shutter of all the dams have been opened and the water rush have washed away the towns and villages on it's flood path. The situation is much more frightening than we can explain.
Over 250000 people are in rehabilitation camps. Even hospitals are under water. The count of the lives that we have lost and people missing are still not confirmed yet. The roads, bridges and homes damaged are beyond repair. Rivers have been spilling over and the hills are crashing down in landslides to thickly-populated settlements. Our government and rescue bodies are doing commendable work for saving each and every life, but are facing severe shortage of funds and resources. This has affected the efficiency of the rescue efforts, which also contribute to the increasing death toll. It is estimated unofficially that the cost of disaster can be up to 100 billion INR, which seems to be a huge fund for our small state.
So hereby we are requesting your kind donation and aid towards relief fund of the state.Your valuable donations will grossly help us to ease our efforts for relief, re-habitilation and re-building.

I'm not posting any links where you can donate, I'm aware that you guys can google it.

I used to think my first relationship was awful. I went through so much and rather it served as a trigger for my childhood trauma as well.

Little did I know that it would be the best the thing that could happen to me. I grew so much and every next woman I met, I realised how fucking amazing my ex is. God I miss her terribly.

But what happened with my recent fuck up, I am devastated. This toxic women brought out the worst in me. I have never been so hateful against myself or anyone else in the world.

I was love bombed and walked into a trap. I quit as soon as I realised what it was.

My values were comprised. My integrity was put to test. My trust was intentionally broken. During the initial days, she tactically identified my vulnerabilities and insecurities. Then used to sadistically trigger me as often as she can and sit there and watch me in suffer pain.

It led me to self harm and being suicidal.

I am so badly wounded that even after few weeks, I am still discovering all the wounds. It will surely take some time along with external support to build a healing environment for myself and overcome this damage.

I am very angry, terribly hurt, lost and confused. This shit developed a phobia in me. I cannot trust anyone anymore. I constantly live in fear of being hurt (physical, mental, and emotional). I am paranoid of that stalker.

I don't think I'll ever be able to start and build a healthy relationship with anyone. I used to be sooooo fucking strong emotionally and mentally. But now not only my trauma relapsed but I got more issues within me.

I really want to live a free, healthy, happy and a fulfilled life. I don't know when time will heal this but right now, I am in terrible pain and hate myself a lot.

What a fucking shit show. You buy an original DVD but cannot watch it because of a stupid copy protection system.
"Injects purposely damaged sectors into the DVD in places not read by most DVD players."
Well tough luck, VLC reads all sectors and chokes on the corrupted ones.
Here I am, sitting with a legally bought laptop, a legally bought DVD and a legally owned playback software, yet unable to enjoy my property.

THANK YOU HOLLYWOOD! >:(

A certain person here on devRant was annoyed about my phone being named “Beyond”, seeing a screenshot of my settings.

What they said: “the name, beyond, reeks pretentiousness and arrogance, you say you’re better than other people”

What really happened: during one of my manic episodes, I discovered the band named Death Grips. Their music resonated with me and helped me to cope with my derealization. In one of their songs, I misheard lyrics, and heard the word “Veyon” that was never there in the first place. Upon my inner voice pronouncing it, as it usually happens to me, a brand-new universe appeared before me, where Veyon was a name of a megacorporation that exists in a shaky spacetime plane somewhere in India. If you want to go there, three outcomes are possible: you can actually come to their building that appears to be normal, with people working inside you can talk to, and no signs of trouble in sight. Or, you can try to walk to their building, but you will never reach it. GPS will show you slowing down gradually as you get closer, but to you, it would look like you’re just walking with your regular speed, as if nothing happened. Like a function trying to reach its asymptote, you’ll never come to your destination. The third outcome is by far the most interesting one. You will reach the building, but it will be abandoned, with doors scattered on the floors randomly, some of them will disappear after you walk in, rendering you missing in this universe. Oh, and floors are guarded by robots and turrets, and they are made by Grumman, the military aviation manufacturer. Yes, Grumman, not Northrop Grumman. This building in the third outcome originates from the spacetime plane where Northrop and Grumman never merged.

The whole thing raced through my mind in a millisecond. I liked it and decided to squat the name, but it was already taken by Veyon open source software (Virtual Eye On Networks).

In some time, I bought a new phone second-hand, and named it Veyon. The next day, I took it to shower with me. It turned out that the seller lied to me about it never being fixed. It was, and in the process its water resistance was compromised. So, this phone was damaged beyond repair the next day I bought it.

The same day, I went and bought the same phone model, but brand new, and in black, as I originally wanted. I was grateful for this opportunity that helped me escape the situation where I would've been using the phone of the colour I disliked just because I cheapen out. I know myself, and I would’ve been feeling uneasy every day, hesitant to sell it and get a new one because “nothing is wrong with it, quit being this picky, it’s just a colour”, but wait, don’t I deserve to make the colour a significant enough reason to switch the phone because I care about colour, especially if it’s me who’s paying the money? Did I make this money rightfully, or am I an impostor who gets paid because of intricate lies I tell? Do I actually tell them, or do I make that up to somehow convince "them" I'm innocent? Or do I try to get attention?

I’m terrible at dealing with that kind of mess, So, I was grateful.

The only thing left to do was to name my new phone. I decided not to name it “Veyon” again, just in case. So, I named it “Beyond”, as this word is probably what the actual song said.

The monstrosity of a story above is the usual thing for me to feel. I was really hurt by you telling me the name I chose was a display of pretentiousness. Do I deserve to be pretentious? I say yes, but my voice is shaking, as flashbacks of my awful mother abusing me come in the way.

You hurt me with that comment. Let’s meet? :)

Idiot mode: on

It's bad when you realize you are the most idotic person you know. I just bought a wifi card replacement for my laptop only to find out that one of the screws on its back was completely unscrewable. I foolishly decided to force my way through by forcing the plastic. I tought I got away with it as I only damaged a plastic support tighten to the laptop base but now, my laptop screen isn't showing anything.

When I first booted it up after this, it was working, but it started showing troubling signs shortly after. Now, all I can get out of it is a completely black screen, no backlight at all.

What should I do? 😥

can i work in any more horrible company than this?

> got a shitty macbook air as official work laptop. i am an Android dev btw, nd fuck knows how long it took to build apps on this, but it was still okay

> after 1 year some keys started getting slow to respond but still working fine

> recently a Senior dev raised request for better laptops and somhow we all got macbook pros woth good ram/processor

> returned my old laptop, got a mail after few seconds that my laptop has liquid damage! (in retrospect , i think i knew it as my bag once got drenched in rain)

> few days later, a mail chain starts where some guy is asking for $300 approval of fixes from my boss's boss!

now fuck knows how is it going to get paid, but i cant afford it on my monthly salary.

i am already on a tight crunch as my dad recently lost his job and i am paying emis for a car loan as well as a hand fracture loan, but i am surprised that am getting notified about this.

afaik,
1. the laptop's whole value is around $350 (some corporate quote that i once saw) .

2. the laptops should be fucking insured (we ourselves are a fuckin general insurance company) as its an obvious norm in corporate equipments. i shouldn't be penalised for this

3. i was working fine with this laptop and i can still work on it if given back.

4. this can be deducted at the time of fnf or from gratuity fund that these assholes hold onto until a guy completes 5 years and take it all for themselves if he doesn't.

5 i can buy this shitty laptop back and use it as my personal device, or get it repaired for less.

i don't even claim to have damaged it, why are they putting it on me 😭😭😭

!rant

I was 4 years old and it was 1998. A shiny new computer, with plastic covers so it would not get dusty.

It came with Windows 95 and I damaged that installation of Windows after installing a game made for an incompatible version of the C++ runtime. Good times.

Who is the brain-damaged engineer at Samsung that decided that a capacitive touch buttons on an induktion cooktop is the way to go. As soon a waterdrop falls on any button the stove goes "FUCK IT, I'M OUT" and shut itselfs off for about 30 seconds.

How wonderful when you have 4 different pots that must have different temperatures and you must use each [+] - button sequentially because the idiot engineer was to lazy to make the input be able to handle several buttons at once!

Stupid idiot engineer and QA department!

One thing that @scout taught me is to wear the oxygen mask myself before helping others. Oh she is a sweetheart.

This advice has stuck with me since and slowly & steadily, I am regaining my lost confidence and self love.

Remember, how I was struggling for clarity a couple of months ago? But now, I feel more clear in head.

During the start of the pandemic, I joined a community of corporate normies. I used to live happier until that decision.

That place made me ultra competitive and I subconsciously became a rat trying to win the race. I damaged myself more than I benefited.

I joined at the time of inception. Every core member is a good friend.

Now the fun thing is, they moved to Slack. Many of the core members run the community as admins.

While I don't engage much, but talk to some of them occasionally.

One key area is, running a job board to help people get jobs. And another is mentorship to help the members overcome challenges and grow in their career.

In DMs, literally every core member who is doing this for others is struggling themselves for the same. How fucking ironic!

They seek help and advice from me and vent out their failure frustrations.

Imagine, someone who isn't able to solve their problem, let alone solving it first before helping others, is guiding the community of few thousands to excel in their careers.

Fucking brilliant.

One of the biggest life lessons @scout taught me, wear your oxygen mask first before helping others.

Today I experimented a bit with Dockerfile's.
Was quite surprised how far you could go with a spicy salsa of ARG, ENV, SHELL and multi stage builds.

But... For fucks sake....the debugging is like poking a light year long rod into a black hole, trying to fish something out of the event horizon....

In the end I got a nice setup for Java build's, version injectable with ENV/ARG, non root user and version specific behaviour.

As the debugging is non existing...

I filled up more than once my SSD....

It was an annoying brain damaged repetitive cycle of changing Dockerfile, pruning all images if docker build stopped because of missing free space, waiting for all stages to complete, start new.

And caching is a fragile thing that puzzles me .........

Guess more fishing tomorrow.

*Gives a happy deep throat to the beer bottle in hope of death*

There's this thought that keeps popping up in my head more frequently recently.

We are people who do heavy mind work. Our quality of life directly depends on our ability to come up with solutions. We've been training our minds for years, for decades, to get to the point where we are now.

Now stop for a moment. And imagine. You wake up one morning and you realize you can no longer code. You forgot all of it. You still can copy-paste answers from SO, but you don't know what questions to ask to get to those answers.... Your mind has pulled the DROP TABLE PROGRAMMING;COMMIT; stunt. From hero to zero in just 1 night.

You have no clue what happened, no idea whether you will recover. How does that affect your identity? Would you still try to climb the programmers' tree to the sweet spot you are in now? Would you choose some simpler profession instead, considering your age and time required to master that other profession? If you choose another profession - what would it be?
What would you do with your personal projects? You can't continue them yourself obviously... Would you let them die with the loss of your skills?

How closely is your profession related to your identity?

Now that I consider myself a person who's quite good in the field, this is becoming one of my fears. Sadly, it'll most likely come true someday. Either some accident or just old age, or even diseases/conditions at younger ages - there are so many things that could mess up your mind - the sole tool critical for our profession [to the picky ones: lumbers can't swing axes w/o hands, postman can't deliver mail w/o legs, politics can't lie without tongues, and we, engineers, cannot build with our minds even slightly off].

I hate my tablet...
It is a giveaway from my sister and it is a bit damaged. It's unresponsive on a straight line from the one side on the middle of the screen to the other.
It's an old tablet, so it has not much memory and it lags a lot, especially during app updates.
To "work" with it, I have to switch from landscape to portrait mode and vice versa, because many apps put dialogs exactly in the middle of the screen, on the unresponsive part.
But what I hate most about this situation is that there are apps that are locked on portrait mode and I can't access them... It wouldn't hurt much if all apps could rotate from one mode to the other!!!
I'm on limited funds for quite a while, so I'm stuck with it for now. Meh... ☹

You know what you shouldnt do? Leave your bag with your work laptop at the stairs.

Woke up as normal today and helped the kids down the stairs without checking. Then I just heard how I stepped on something.

Lets say its a big crack in the middle of the screen and you see shit. But gladly it work with work with external screens so its just the screen that are damaged. So tomorrow I must either:

- Work as normal with an external monitor and simply wait to call the boss for fix until after christmas.

- Or call the boss and tell him how stupid I am and hope its okay and I van get a new one/fix this.

Right now I feel for the first one.

If you want a self stem boost talk to some non programmers sometime. They seems to see us as gods with some mystical magical powers!!

Talked with a broker today and he told me about a damaged computer that he had with some important files. I told him that I'm not that kind of computer guy and proceeded to explain him briefly what I do (I build stuff) and he was like "oh, so you a the the REAL computer guy!" (no offense to any technicians here!)
I loved it!

So, get out and talk to the muggles and stop complaining that you are not good enough to work for Google (or Google is not good enough for you anymore anyways...)

What the hell has happened to Hewlett Packard?
They used to make the best notebooks around. 10-15 Years ago, basically all notebooks my family bought were from HP. These devices lasted for at least 6-8 years each.
Now I have a fucking expensive OMEN series notebook failing after 2 years with the most embarrasing hardware problems: Once a shielded piece of plastic from the bottom broke off and made a short on the mainboard, next time the way too thin power line that goes from the power plug to the PCB was placed alongside a sharp metal piece that damaged the isolation and again produced a short. When the display is moved, the webcam disconnects, which is also a hint at the production quality.
From my daughter's HP notebook the Display just broke off after like 18 months of use. When we brought it to service I asked the guy whether this happens a lot, he was like "I have 6 other notebooks of that type with the same problem in repair right now". After a repair that took forever because they couldn't get the proper replacement parts, the integrated webcam has died.
Never ever going to buy anything from this shitbrand again.

Today after longer vacation I came back to work.

Edit: wrote this rant long time ago, but never finished. Was too pissed.

Some easy meetings, then wanted to start on an easy job.

Just migrating some things from bash regex voodoo to proper tools like JQ.

Finished in roughly 1 h. Lovely.
Made some tea, ate some cookies.

Set up dev environment, found no documentation what so ever, got it running after half an hour.

Annoying, but ok.

Then I tried my scripts...

They worked... Except they didn't.
Console log empty, response code 200 with state: GENERATE_NO_FILES.

Eh. Fuck you. Just fuck you.

Fixed the logging configuration, which was broken since uhm... 2 years plus?

Well... Another half another hour gone...
Kinda pissed now.

Still script return failed...
Poking and trying to sprinkle debug all over that shit cause everything seems ... An incohesive, inconsistent diarrhea.

3 hours later...

Made the ticket to rewrite it.

I did nothing wrong at all.

The API just has no workflow at all. The
*seperate* API calls have to be in an **specific** order - as otherwise the generation will fail, as the prerequisites for the generation are not fulfilled.

Yeah. Completely logical. Especially not to give out any kind of warning or an error message like requirements not met, blablabla.

I drank that evening 2 six packs of beer. I was raging mad....

Then gave that shit to another manager, as I never want to touch that nuclear waste again....

How can someone be so brain damaged -.-

When my boss told me this:
Boss: I have some bad news that I didn't want to tell you on the phone.
Me: So I'm fired?
Boss: No, the roof of the server room collapsed and most of the computers are really damaged.
Me: Then tell the technicians to start fixing, why are you telling me?
Boss: Now it is your job ...

!dev but definitely a rant.

Ordered a lovely new UHD HDR tv for the family on Monday.

MFW I see the courier is Hermes (notoriously bad).

It arrived today.

Any guesses as to the condition it was in?

Yep. Lovely crack on the screen.

Took all day to clear it up with Amazon.

And the best they could bloody do was a refund, but I have to organise the collection and pay for that (which they said they’ll refund).

FFS.

Well fuck. This laptop was nice, then the hinges decided to remove themselves from the mount points. Also a metal side rail mananaged break as well...

Anyone have good suggestions for laptops? Prefer machines with a distro of Linux on it, but not afraid to install

Fk you Google!

My Samsung note 10 screen went dead near a week ago... it's a secondary line so waiting for parts wasn't the end of the world.

Ofc the screen (curved and incl a fingerprint reader thatd be a major pain to not replace) was integrated to the whole front half... back panel glued, battery, glued immensely and with all other parts out, about 6mm space only at the bottom to get a tool in to pry it out.

New screen (off brand) ~200... all genuine parts amazon refurb ~230... figured id have some extra hardware for idk what... i like hardware and can write drivers so why not.

Figured id save a bit of time and avoid other potentially damaged (water) components to just swap out the mobo unit that had my storage.

Put it back together, first checked that my sim was recognised since this carrier required extraneous info when registering the dev... worked fine... fingerprint worked fine, brave browser too...

Then i open chrome. It tells me im offline... weird cuz i was literally in a discord call. My wifi says connected to the internet (not that i wouldn't have known the second there was a network issue... i have all our servers here and a /28 block... ofc i have everything scripted and connected to alert any dev i have, anywhere i am, the moment something strange happens).

Apparently google doesnt like the new daughter board(i dislike the naming scheme... its weird to me)... so anything that is controlled by google aside from the google account that is linked to non-google reliant apps like this... just hangs as if loading and/or says im offline.

I know... itll only take me about the 5-10m it took to type this rant but ffs google... why dont you even have an error message as to what your issue is... or the simple ability to let me log in and be like 'yup it's me, here's your dumb 2fa and a 3rd via text cuz you're extra paranoid yet dont actually lock the account or dev in any way!'

I think it's a toss up if google actually knows that it's doing this or they just have some giant glitch that showed up a couple times in testing and was resolved via the methods of my great grama- "just smack it or kick it a few times while swearing at it in polish. Like reaaaally yelling. Always worked for me! If not, find a fall guy."

We're completely redoing our bathroom. Apparently i accidentally damaged a pipe on the other side of the wall yesterday, and now we've had a water leak! 😁 Should've written tests before I went home yesterday

CAUTION: possibly NSFL

There was a war. We lived in a leftist camp inside an abandoned railway station. The only thing that could break the siege was BLA

[dream fragment lost]

So they lined us up. There were ten of us.
— Do you want the leftist future?
— No…, they made me say.
— Do you love capitalism?
— Yes…, they made me say.
— Ты готова присниться?, they asked my female comrade ("are you ready to come to our soldiers in their dreams to support them?")
— Yes.
— Ты готов расшибиться?, they asked me ("are you ready to work your ass off, dying in the process if necessary?". It also makes a perfect rhyme with the previous Russian sentence)
— Yes.
Then, they tied our hands and hung us onto a rack. They doused us with gasoline.
— Look. Czechoslovakia had Jan Palach. We have ten Jan Palachs now!
They set us on fire. I feel an unimaginable pain. I wake up for ten minutes.
When I fell asleep again, I found out I survived. But, my body underwent modifications: first, I now had a vinyl shell instead of my skin. Underneath it were raw muscles. Second, I no longer had vocal cords. I no longer had voice.
In this world, we were slaves ("Тяговые люди") ruled by BLA. There were no prisons. Instead, there were only two punishments: the "light" one and the "heavy" one. First one is your shell getting ripped off. You die in around 20 minutes of agonizing pain, like mink that is skinned alive in Chinese leather tanneries. But, compared to the second one, that was a slap on the wrist.
The "heavy" punishment was them injecting you with "The Ferment". Immediately, your mind is altered into total obedience. Then, your body begins to turn into corpse juice. To outside observers, you die in 30 days. But for you, it feels like forever, as time speeds up indefinitely, and you're drifting into endless sorrow. When you die, no one notices, as your shell is still there. But instead of you, there's now nothing but corpse juice inside.

I now worked in some location that resembled Duke Nukem 3D's first map. My job was to remove those plastic shells. I had no bottom — it was replaced with a concrete cube that felt pain just like damaged tooth enamel does. An endless queue of shells moved in front of me. I had to remove their shells, to peel them off like vinyl.
Some people were alive underneath. They still had their skin. They thanked me, smile at me and wander away.
Some of them were alive, but had no skin. That means I was the one to execute a "light" punishment on them.
Some of them weren't there. I pop the shell open, and it deflates as corpse juice pours out.

One of my previous dreams was the following:
"— We arrange surgeries when in-person interventions are _not recommended_.
— So…, — I press the pause button on the handrail.
— The perfect maiden. Inside a plastic shell. 80 years old underneath."

Now I understand it. The first speaker was a BLA researcher. "I" was an investor. The "perfect maiden" was me, but way in the future from my today's dream. It all fits together.
Now, here's the discovered part of kiki universe so far:
- rotten meat house
- swine gray gel battleground
- horizontal elevators network
- united paper island
- baseball bat nightclub
- anxiety-inducing multidimensional pizzeria
- NEW! BLA headquarters
- NEW! demilitarized burning ground abandoned train station
- NEW! Duke Nukem 3D people skinning ground

Do you guys take your main laptop with you on vacation / travel abroad?

I can't afford to lose my laptop. Every work is saved in it. Some important files have been backed up to cloud. But that's it.

Can't risk getting it damaged or stolen or taken in custody when abroad.

But, if something in my server fucks up when I'm abroad, i want to be able attend it and get it addressed.

I'm thinking of buying a low cost portable laptop to use incase an emergency situation happens.

How do you guys manage such situation?

I was browsing through devrant on my phone OP 5t and I noticed a small white pixel near the notification bar

I was shit scared, cause I got a history of damaged LCD with my previous phone.

I tried opening other apps with full screen no change.

Checked lcd test from hardware diagnostics tests.
The white pixel disappeared by itself.

The most powerful weapon an engineer can ever have, is his mind.

What happens when someone attacks the mind and their mind is the system with most power?

When you attack the central system with most power of any person, they become extremely vulnerable and defenseless.

What happens when the mental state of an engineer has been attacked and damaged?

How to focus with a damaged mind?

I paid $55 for a therapy app on the ios store with binaural waves sound programming and mind healing sounds.

It helps. But temporarily. When the attacker gets in sight, the mind becomes vulnerable again.

How to develop a strong mind that can not be disturbed by external real world triggers or attackers?

How can anyone justify the cofefing craploaded bullshitish error messages of bloddy java?
Who, in the name of the flying spaghetti monster came up with that brain damaged bitwaste?
Sorry if i offended brain damaged people with that comparison

I spent 4 months in a programming mentorship offered by my workplace to get back to programming after 4 years I graduated with a CS degree.

Back in 2014, what I studied in my first programming class was not easy to digest. I would just try enough to pass the courses because I was more interested in the theory. It followed until I graduated because I never actually wrote code for myself for example I wrote a lot of code for my vision class but never took a personal initiative. I did however have a very strong grip on advanced computer science concepts in areas such as computer architecture, systems programming and computer vision. I have an excellent understanding of machine learning and deep learning. I also spent time working with embedded systems and volunteering at a makerspace, teaching Arduino and RPi stuff. I used to teach people older than me.

My first job as a programmer sucked big time. It was a bootstrapped startup whose founder was making big claims to secure funding. I had no direction, mentorship and leadership to validate my programming practices. I burnt out in just 2 months. It was horrible. I experienced the worst physical and emotional pain to date. Additionally, I was gaslighted and told that it is me who is bad at my job not the people working with me. I thought I was a big failure and that I wasn't cut out for software engineering.

I spent the next 6 months recovering from the burn out. I had a condition where the stress and anxiety would cause my neck to deform and some vertebrae were damaged. Nobody could figure out why this was happening. I did find a neurophyscian who helped me out of the mental hell hole I was in and I started making recovery. I had to take a mild anti anxiety for the next 3 years until I went to my current doctor.

I worked as an implementation engineer at a local startup run by a very old engineer. He taught me how to work and carry myself professionally while I learnt very little technically. A year into my job, seeing no growth technically, I decided to make a switch to my favourite local software consultancy. I got the job 4 months prior to my father's death. I joined the company as an implementation analyst and needed some technical experience. It was right up my alley. My parents who saw me at my lowest, struggling with genetic depression and anxiety for the last 6 years, were finally relieved. It was hard for them as I am the only son.

After my father passed away, I was told by his colleagues that he was very happy with me and my sisters. He died a day before I became permanent and landed a huge client. The only regret I have is not driving fast enough to the hospital the night he passed away. Last year, I started seeing a new doctor in hopes of getting rid of the one medicine that I was taking. To my surprise, he saw major problems and prescribed me new medication.

I finally got a diagnosis for my condition after 8 years of struggle. The new doctor told me a few months back that I have Recurrent Depressive Disorder. The most likely cause is my genetics from my father's side as my father recovered from Schizophrenia when I was little. And, now it's been 5 months on the new medication. I can finally relax knowing my condition and work on it with professional help.

After working at my current role for 1 and a half years, my teamlead and HR offered me a 2 month mentorship opportunity to learn programming from scratch in Python and Scrapy from a personal mentor specially assigned to me. I am still in my management focused role but will be spending 4 hours daily of for the mentorship. I feel extremely lucky and grateful for the opportunity. It felt unworldly when I pushed my code to a PR for the very first time and got feedback on it. It is incomparable to anything.

So we had Eid holidays a few months back and because I am not that social, I began going through cs61a from Berkeley and logged into HackerRank after 5 years. The medicines help but I constantly feel this feeling that I am not enough or that I am an imposter even though I was and am always considered a brilliant and intellectual mind by my professors and people around me. I just can't shake the feeling.

Anyway, so now, I have successfully completed 2 months worth of backend training in Django with another awesome mentor at work. I am in absolute love with Django and Python. And, I constantly feel like discussing and sharing about my progress with people. So, if you are still reading, thank you for staying with me.

TLDR: Smart enough for high level computer science concepts in college, did well in theory but never really wrote code without help. Struggled with clinical depression for the past 8 years. Father passed away one day before being permanent at my dream software consultancy and being assigned one of the biggest consultancy. Getting back to programming after 4 years with the help of change in medicine, a formal diagnosis and a technical mentorship.

Well, I hate when this happens. Long story short, only cdrom got damaged.

!dev
Please enjoy this customer review I intercepted. Guess the company type and name that requested the feedback.

"______ drivers liberally show how bad it is to work for these companies.
Three quarters of all packages arrive damaged.
They park wherever they want.
No regard for traffic, people, property nor parcels.
Redefining rock bottom.
Not this delivery. Always. Everywhere. For a strong decade now."

So far, devRant has severely damaged the 'I need to pay someone to rant too about my work' industry and caused a boom in the 'these guys have an awesome set up; I want a new monitor' industry. Social media guys! Powerful stuff

Yesterday I bought a thumb drive for installing Windows 10. I've also tried booting the Windows 10 installation media from a partition with grub, and adding the storage drivers to the install.wim image, but the drivers don't install correctly and I don't get it to work. I'm on Arch Linux and a laptop.
I spent 4+ hours on that. uefi-ntfs.img, Windows 10, also tried Windows 7, gparted, cp, bla, bla, bla.
On attempt n12903813280, I open again gparted.
/dev/sdb: unrecognized disk label
Turns out somehow I damaged the thumb drive after so many writing. In just a few hours.
Dude I'm literally stuck on Linux. Get me out of here. I want to be normal and play Valorant.

Remembering of when I first learnt about the importance of version control.

There I was, working in Visual Studio, laptop unplugged; the laptop suddenly shuts down - battery dead. Not too worried, might just have to rewrite a few lines I had not saved. Restart the machine, open VS, the file I was working on now contains strange characters - totally damaged.

Google for help, find a question on stackoverflow with the same issue (comforting moment). The answer I get:

"First question, why wasn't your code on source control?"

Is it possible to use another system's processing power?

I have one pc on pentium r, 4gb ram and 448gb hdd. I also have another pc (although temporary), but with core i5. The problem is I have the android workstation (android studio, flutter, sdks, libraries, etc) installed on the insufficient pentium r. Is it possible to piggyback the processing power of the core i5 without installing that entire workstation afresh? Kind of like the way I can project the visuals of a damaged screen to a monitor. The pentium is too slow to run the android stuff so I want to parasite the i5 with the limited time at my disposal. Is this possible?

The rear ducking continues. We've built a reliable translator in the dumbest fucking way possible, it's just lovely. I simply reused the structure for feeding data to the VM assembler, an array of arrays, where there's one array of (ins [args]) per node in the parse tree.

It's nice because nodes can be solved out of order without affecting the actual sequence in which the instructions are output. And if one statement (node) equals multiple instructions, you just push multiple entries to the corresponding array, or push nothing if you need to output nothing. Easy as goblin pie.

This is enough to convert an input language to the assembly-like intermediate representation we use for the virtual machine. So then there's doing it backwards: walk the same array of arrays, and map those virtual instructions to a physical architechture. I guess I could do the encoding to native binary myself, it'd certainly be interesting to try, but I'm burnt-out already so I'll just use fasm for now.

Initial test: wrote a test program in my own stupid language, ran the translator, dump output to file, assemble that with fasm, run with r2 -d.

Crashes? No.
Runs fine? Yes and no.

For fuck's sake, I don't have syscalls. Mainly because the VM doesn't have an operating system, lmao. I was testing virtual programs by just freezing state, terminating, then dumping the fucking registers and stack to the console, we have no I/O to speak of. Not even a real 'exit', VM handles that by reading a return value every step like a mentally damaged son of a bitch.

So anyway, I manually paste the linux mambo, you know:

mov rax,60
mov rdi,0
syscall

And NOW our program can end execution without crashing.
Okay then, so does the test code work correctly?

** DRUM ROLL **

Yes.

Ladies and gentlemen, mother fucking PESO is now a compiled language, and going forward I will be expectantly receiving your marriage proposals for reviewing. Oh, but not so fast, we still need a frontend...

Well, we'll handle that in the next few days. I'm just glad to be *nearly* finished with this fucking compiler, I want nothing to do with anything else ever, but we know that's not going to happen, so Lord please end my pain.

No sponsor as this rant has been paid for by tax evasion.

So....
Another machine not working till morning.
That's what happens when the engineer knows a bit how to operate the machines but doesn't have a grasp on how cutting tools work...
Replacing 60€ tools every 4 hours that should last a week is not profitable.
When so many tools are spent that there's no more in stock.
Also manufactor has cutting parameters for a reason... Making the tools work 3 times faster or deeper does not mean profit, means damaged machines and tools.
As comparison, think over clocking a cpu to 7000hz and pushing it to the max 24h a day...

Back when I was a freshman in high school a friend of mine put an emulator on the shared drive, so we could play NES games while in the computer lab. Didn't know better/didn't care. One day I get pulled out of class and walked into the computer guys office. In there is also the principal of the school and the Chief of police.

The computer guy tells me there was an issue last week that caused the school server to crash and it caused damage. I asked what happened and the he said one of the emulators we were playing had a script that crashed the server and caused damage. I asked how much damage and they informed me it was over 3 thousand dollars. At this point I'm very skeptical that the damage was worth about the cost of a new workstation (the old one sitting on his desk, buried in boxes), and afterwards none of the faculty knew of any kind of an outage. I asked for him to show me what broke and what had to be done to fix/replace the damaged equipment but all I got was a simple, "I'm sorry. I can't show you that at this time."

They threatened legal action for a felony of damaging a school property. Myself and the other tech savvy kids talked about it over the next couple of days wondering what would happen. They threatened expulsion for myself and a couple of other kids, but ultimately just got a talking to about keeping personal information safe.

What I got out of it was if they think I'm good with computers I must be doing something right. Now I'm in IT. This is where it went wrong.

While hand-testing comment-posting functionality messed up the migrations and damaged local db. Had to recreate the whole set up (users, posts, etc) in order to resume the testing by hand.

Should've written the tests ;(

Not strictly dev related...

I've been googling for minutes trying to find out the frigging sequential read speed for class 10 SD cards... I could only find the write speed and GAZILLIONS of SD ads.

It should be higher than write speed, right? I need this to give dd command the proper speed so I won't risk losing data (it's a backup) and I won't have to wait forever either. But I'm wasting more time looking up the frigging speed... I need dd cause it's a whole-disk backup (partition or file system seem damaged)

I can't rely on specs because I'm just not sure about the brand and model.

... Ah yes, fuck everything.

I was trying to recover an external hdd, which was not spinning at all.

I started by changing the enclosure, using the SATA port, using another enclosure, now the only possible culprit is pcb.

On testing with multimeter I figured TVS diode was damaged, and since I don't have immediate access to a new pcb, I opened one of my old hdd and desoldered pcb from there and using wires I attached this salvaged TVS diode to the pcb.

It didn't work.

During the research, I came across the fact that different manufacturers make different pcbs, what the hell, I wish there could be some standardisation so people could just swap things easily instead of finding another hdd of the same model just to salvage the pcb.

STOP CHANGING THINGS TO BE MORE ANNOYING

SHIP THE CORRECT PARTS NOT DAMAGED ONES

STOP REMOVING MONEY
AND FINE IF THE "GOLDS" WANT MY DICK UP THEIR NETHER PARTS JUST LET THEM HAND THAT OUT
DOESNT MATTER HOW MANY GODDAMN STANDINS THERE ARE IN AN LCD BACK ZIMMERMAN !!!

MOTHERFUCKER ! ARRGH !

I spent the whole weekend trying to get some messages of a database on Android, getting a lot of ANR (Application Not Responding).
I just found the problem. The database was damaged.
I've lost one weekend.

How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern? You use a pumpkin patch.

Where have i been?
school > home > school > home > school > home
every day for 7 days a week.
Learning the Java Android API just finished learning about checkboxes and switches
my first school i started in when i was little got hit with rona (covid)
my sister's school 4th grade class got hit with rona (the whole class tested positive except for my sister's friend which tested negative Lucky by a strand of hair. if he wasn't in the morning annoucements then he would be sick)
didn't shut down the school to at least clean or did contact tracing just resumed normal work stuff
wearing a mask everyday to get a face breakout
the bathrooms and schools itself are getting damaged by devious licks which includes stealing and or damaging school property even taking bathroom toilets and soap / towel dispensers and selling or using them hmmm anyone else have anything thats worse than mine?

Fuck you HP.
I needed to replace my laptops body but the top panel (ONLY THE FREAKIN CASING HOLDING THE KEYBOARD AND SOME OTHER STUFF) costs a whoopig 114 USD. Like C'mon =(
My laptop works perfectly fine but the body is brtlutally damaged.

Would love it if anyone from the subcontinent or rather anyone really would tell me where to find cheap Chinese laptop replacement parts.

FFS! Some of my friends convinced me to get Instagram half a year ago despite me absolutly hating it. And now I apparently have a stalking problem at my hand cause of it.
Not that some of my friends would stalk me but some brain damaged dude I had the unfortunate pleasure to meet four years ago. Had blocked him back then but he somehow found my account despite no personal info on it.

What do I have to do to convince you people to bring the 21st century to the current year and just explain the gap in time as "we all fucked up and an elite subclass of assholes hid everything and convinced morons like us to delete things and turn other things over to them" ?

Don't any of you things care about being erased ?

Also a "sorry john we're bastards and we will hand over all your older photos and all government facility footage of you etc so you can at least look back with pride at something" would be nice.

and 'we'll also admit that we are the psychologically deranged ones'

and 'how about a free blowjob from my younger 20 something large breasted sister ?'

these would be life affirming exchanges.

and also "sorry for pretending to be you and likely doing fucked up things I should be shot for"

and also "you were right we were wrong the idea of just deleting a portion of time and repeating half of it drove everyone crazy and you were correct in all your assessments to the point where your capacity to asses psychologically was damaged by it being paired with extreme trauma because you don't want to understand our ridiculously nonsensical cruel asshole selves"

this would be progress.

instead it seems to be

'heee heee we're destroying everything and not heeding the warnings around us in these decrepit old monkeys that used to be just like us.. oh shit we're fucked now. how do we get out of this ? omg we never will ! waaaaaaaaa'

sigh.

could't you all jump off a cliff like a bunch of lemmings ?

the world would be a better place :)

and it would be all the more air for me :)

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Combining the benefits of a traditional tank with heat pump technology, hybrid water heaters are highly energy-efficient and ideal for households with higher hot water demand.

2. Water Heater Repairs
If your current water heater isn’t working properly, our skilled technicians can perform thorough diagnostics and provide efficient repairs. We can fix a variety of issues, including:

Faulty thermostats
Broken heating elements
Sediment buildup
Leaks and corrosion
Gas and electrical issues
Our team is trained to repair all types of water heaters, including gas, electric, and hybrid models. We use only high-quality parts to ensure long-lasting repairs.

Meiplus Dentalcare: Effective Relief for Toothaches in Marine Parade

Toothaches can be one of the most uncomfortable and painful experiences you can have. Whether it's a sharp, constant pain or an occasional throb, toothaches are often a sign that something isn't right with your oral health. If you’re experiencing tooth pain and need relief, Meiplus Dentalcare in Marine Parade is here to help. Located at 141 East Coast Road, Singapore 428831, our dental team is ready to provide effective treatments for toothaches and other dental concerns.

What Causes Toothaches?
Toothaches can occur for various reasons, ranging from minor to more severe underlying issues. Understanding the cause of your toothache is the first step in finding the appropriate treatment. Some common causes of toothaches include:

Cavities: The most common cause of toothaches is a cavity or dental decay. When bacteria in your mouth break down food particles, they produce acid that erodes your tooth enamel, leading to cavities that can cause pain.

Gum Disease: Gum infection or inflammation, also known as gingivitis or periodontitis, can result in toothaches, as the gums begin to pull away from the teeth, leading to sensitivity and pain.

Tooth Abscess: A severe tooth infection can lead to an abscess, a pocket of pus that causes intense, localized pain. Abscesses require immediate treatment to prevent the infection from spreading.

Tooth Sensitivity: Some people experience tooth pain due to sensitivity, often triggered by hot or cold food and drinks. This sensitivity can be caused by worn enamel or receding gums.

Teeth Grinding (Bruxism): Habitual grinding of teeth, especially at night, can cause toothaches as it puts excess pressure on the teeth, leading to discomfort.

Trauma or Injury: A fall or injury to the mouth can result in tooth pain, either from a cracked tooth, loose tooth, or other dental injuries.

How We Treat Toothaches at Meiplus Dentalcare
At Meiplus Dentalcare, we prioritize your comfort and well-being. If you’re experiencing a toothache, our team of experienced dentists will conduct a thorough examination to determine the cause of your pain and recommend the best treatment options for relief. Here are some of the ways we treat toothaches:

Dental Fillings: If your toothache is caused by a cavity, we may recommend a dental filling. We’ll remove the decayed portion of the tooth and fill it with a material that restores its shape and function.

Root Canal Therapy: If the pain is due to an infection in the pulp of the tooth, a root canal may be necessary to remove the infection and save the tooth. Our skilled dentists use advanced techniques to ensure this procedure is as comfortable and effective as possible.

Gum Treatment: If your toothache is caused by gum disease, we can provide professional cleaning and gum treatments to reduce inflammation and improve your gum health.

Tooth Extraction: In cases where the tooth is severely damaged or infected and cannot be saved, we may recommend a tooth extraction. Our team will ensure that the procedure is done safely and with minimal discomfort.

Mouthguards for Teeth Grinding: If your toothache is caused by teeth grinding, we can create a custom mouthguard to protect your teeth and prevent further damage.

Medication for Pain Relief: We may recommend over-the-counter pain relievers or prescribe medication to help manage your toothache pain while we work on resolving the underlying issue.

Why Choose Meiplus Dentalcare for Toothaches?
At Meiplus Dentalcare, we provide compassionate, high-quality care for all our patients. Whether your toothache is mild or severe, we understand that you want immediate relief and effective treatment. Our clinic offers:

Experienced and Caring Dentists: Our team of professionals has years of experience treating toothaches and a variety of dental issues. We take the time to listen to your concerns and provide personalized care.

Comprehensive Treatments: We offer a wide range of treatments to address the root causes of your tooth pain, from fillings and root canals to gum treatments and extractions.

State-of-the-Art Facilities: Our clinic is equipped with the latest dental technology, allowing us to diagnose and treat your toothache with precision and comfort.

Patient Comfort: We understand that visiting the dentist can be stressful, especially when you're in pain. Our team will ensure you feel at ease throughout the entire process, providing gentle care and effective solutions.

Affordable Care: We believe that everyone should have access to the dental care they need. Our services are competitively priced, and we offer flexible payment options to make sure you can get the treatment you need without financial worry.

Lounge 483: The Best Hair Treatments, Permanent Makeup, Keratin Treatments, and Lash Extensions Near Me in Brooklyn

At Lounge 483, located at 483 4th Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11215, we offer a wide range of beauty services designed to make you look and feel your absolute best. Whether you're looking for a revitalizing hair treatment near me, want to wake up with flawless makeup with permanent makeup near me, are in need of a smoothing keratin treatment near me, or dream of voluminous lashes with lash extensions near me, our expert team is here to provide you with exceptional service and stunning results.

Hair Treatment Near Me: Restore Your Hair’s Health and Shine
Searching for the perfect hair treatment near me? Look no further than Lounge 483. We offer a variety of treatments designed to repair, nourish, and revitalize your hair, no matter its texture or condition.

Popular Hair Treatments We Offer:
Deep Conditioning Treatments: Restore moisture and vitality to dry, damaged hair with our nourishing deep conditioning treatments. They help improve shine, smoothness, and overall hair health.

Scalp Treatments: If you're struggling with a dry, itchy, or flaky scalp, our scalp treatments can help restore balance and improve the health of your scalp for stronger, healthier hair growth.

Hair Masks: Customizable to suit your unique hair needs, our hair masks target specific concerns such as frizz, breakage, or color damage, leaving your hair feeling rejuvenated and soft.

Hair Repair Treatments: If you’ve recently suffered from damage due to heat styling, coloring, or environmental stress, our repair treatments can help restore strength and vitality to your hair.

No matter your hair type or concern, our hair treatment near me services are designed to give you beautiful, healthy hair that you’ll love to show off.

Permanent Makeup Near Me: Wake Up with Flawless Beauty
Tired of spending time on your daily makeup routine? Lounge 483 offers expert permanent makeup near me services that provide you with long-lasting beauty that stays flawless day in and day out. From eyebrows to eyeliner and lip color, permanent makeup can enhance your natural features without the hassle of applying makeup every day.

Our Permanent Makeup Services Include:
Microblading: Achieve full, natural-looking eyebrows with our microblading service. This semi-permanent technique creates fine, hair-like strokes for a flawless, defined brow.

Eyeliner Tattoo: Say goodbye to smudging eyeliner with our permanent eyeliner tattoo services. Whether you want a subtle lash enhancement or a bold winged look, our permanent eyeliner options are tailored to your style.

Lip Blush Tattoo: Enhance the natural color and shape of your lips with a lip blush tattoo. This semi-permanent procedure gives you fuller, more defined lips with a natural flush of color.

Areola Tattoo: We also offer permanent areola tattoos, which can be a great option for those who have undergone breast surgery and wish to restore their natural look.

With our permanent makeup near me services, you can save time and wake up looking polished, enhancing your natural beauty effortlessly.

Keratin Treatment Near Me: Achieve Smooth, Frizz-Free Hair
If you're tired of battling frizz or dealing with unruly hair, a keratin treatment near me is the solution you've been looking for. At Lounge 483, we specialize in keratin treatments that help smooth, soften, and straighten your hair, leaving it looking glossy, healthy, and frizz-free.

Why Choose Keratin Treatment?
Frizz Reduction: Keratin treatments smooth the hair cuticle, reducing frizz and flyaways, even in the most humid conditions.

Sleek, Smooth Hair: Achieve silky, straight hair without the need for heat styling tools, saving you time and effort.

Long-Lasting Results: The results from a keratin treatment typically last for several months, meaning you can enjoy smooth, manageable hair for an extended period.

Improved Hair Health: The nourishing keratin treatment helps strengthen your hair, adding shine and vitality to dull, lifeless strands.

Whether you're looking for sleek, straight hair or just want to reduce the hassle of styling, our keratin treatment near me service is a game-changer for anyone struggling with frizz or damage.

Lash Extensions Near Me: Enhance Your Eyes with Gorgeous Lashes
At Lounge 483, we offer expert lash extensions near me services to give you voluminous, long lashes that make your eyes pop. Whether you want a natural look or something more dramatic, our lash artists will customize your extensions to suit your style.

Types of Lash Extensions We Offer:
Classic Lashes: For a natural, everyday look, classic lash extensions add length and volume to your natural lashes, giving you a subtle, enhanced appearance.

Pure Pressure Wash Co LLC: Professional Gutter Cleaning Services in Thousand Oaks, CA

At Pure Pressure Wash Co LLC, we understand the importance of maintaining the health and integrity of your home or business, and one key aspect of property maintenance that’s often overlooked is gutter cleaning. Gutters are designed to protect your property by channeling rainwater away from your roof, walls, and foundation, but over time, they can become clogged with leaves, twigs, dirt, and other debris. When this happens, your gutters can no longer do their job effectively, leading to potential damage to your roof, walls, and even your foundation. That's where we come in.

Serving Thousand Oaks, California, and the surrounding areas, Pure Pressure Wash Co LLC offers professional gutter cleaning services to keep your property safe and protected. Our team uses the latest tools and techniques to ensure your gutters are clear, functioning properly, and free of debris, so you can avoid costly repairs down the road.

Why Gutter Cleaning is Essential
Your gutters play a critical role in maintaining the structural integrity of your property. When they are clogged or damaged, it can lead to a number of issues, including:

Water Damage to the Roof
When gutters are clogged, water can back up onto your roof. Over time, this can cause roof leaks, rotting shingles, and mold growth, which can compromise the entire roofing structure. Regular gutter cleaning prevents water from accumulating on your roof and causing expensive damage.

Foundation Problems
Gutters that are full of debris can cause rainwater to spill over the edges and pool around the foundation of your home. This excess water can seep into the ground, leading to soil erosion and cracks in your foundation, which can be costly to repair.

Landscape Damage
Overflowing gutters can also damage your landscaping by directing water to areas where it shouldn’t be. Erosion, over-watering, and soil displacement can harm your plants, garden beds, and lawn.

Mold and Mildew Growth
When water is trapped in clogged gutters, it can create a perfect breeding ground for mold and mildew. Over time, this can spread to other parts of your home, causing health issues and further property damage.

Pest Infestations
Clogged gutters are also a haven for pests, including mosquitoes, ants, rodents, and even birds. Standing water in gutters provides a place for mosquitoes to breed, while leaves and debris attract rodents looking for shelter. Gutter cleaning ensures that these unwanted guests don’t make your gutters their home.

Why Choose Pure Pressure Wash Co LLC for Gutter Cleaning?
At Pure Pressure Wash Co LLC, we pride ourselves on providing top-notch gutter cleaning services that ensure your property stays in great shape year-round. Here’s why homeowners and businesses in Thousand Oaks trust us for all their gutter cleaning needs:

Experienced Technicians: Our team of professionals is highly trained in gutter cleaning, ensuring that we remove debris thoroughly and safely. We use the best tools and techniques to get the job done right the first time, whether your gutters are hard to reach or heavily clogged.

Thorough Inspection: We don’t just clean your gutters—we also inspect them for any damage, such as cracks, leaks, or loose hangers. If we find any issues, we’ll notify you so you can address them before they become bigger problems.

Safe and Efficient: Gutter cleaning can be dangerous, especially if your gutters are high up or hard to access. Our team is equipped with the proper safety gear and tools to safely clean your gutters, ensuring a job well done without risking injury.

Eco-Friendly Practices: We’re committed to protecting the environment, which is why we use eco-friendly cleaning products and methods. We also dispose of debris in a responsible manner, ensuring that nothing goes to waste.

Affordable Pricing: We believe that gutter cleaning should be affordable, and we offer competitive, transparent pricing with no hidden fees. You’ll receive a free estimate before we start the job, so you know exactly what to expect.

Comprehensive Services: In addition to gutter cleaning, we also offer gutter maintenance and repair services. If your gutters need minor repairs or adjustments, we can handle it while we’re on-site, ensuring that your gutters function optimally year-round.

Our Gutter Cleaning Process
We follow a systematic approach to ensure that your gutters are thoroughly cleaned and working efficiently. Here’s what you can expect when you hire Pure Pressure Wash Co LLC for gutter cleaning:

Initial Inspection
We start by inspecting your gutters to assess the level of cleaning required. We check for blockages, damage, and potential problem areas, ensuring that we address any issues as part of the service.

Dream Smile Dental: Your Trusted Lakewood Ranch and Parrish Dentists for a Beautiful Smile

At Dream Smile Dental, located in Bradenton, FL, we are committed to providing exceptional dental care for patients in Lakewood Ranch, Parrish, and the surrounding areas. Whether you are seeking routine dental care, a Bradenton dental consultation, or a complete Bradenton smile makeover, our team is here to ensure you receive personalized care and achieve the smile you've always dreamed of.

Located conveniently at 4326 FL-64, Bradenton, FL 34208, we offer a wide range of services designed to meet the needs of every patient, from preventive care to cosmetic enhancements. Our team of experienced dental professionals is dedicated to providing you with the highest level of care in a comfortable and welcoming environment.

Lakewood Ranch Dentist: Exceptional Care for Your Family
As your trusted Lakewood Ranch dentist, we understand that dental care is a vital part of your overall health and well-being. Whether you're in need of routine preventive care, restorative treatments, or cosmetic procedures, we are here to provide the best care for you and your family.

Services We Offer as Your Lakewood Ranch Dentist:
Routine Checkups and Cleanings: Regular dental exams and cleanings are essential for maintaining oral health and preventing issues like cavities, gum disease, and tooth decay.
Dental Fillings and Crowns: We offer high-quality fillings and crowns to restore teeth that are damaged by decay or injury.
Teeth Whitening: For those seeking a brighter, more radiant smile, we offer professional whitening treatments that deliver excellent results.
Cosmetic Dentistry: Our Lakewood Ranch dentist services also include smile makeovers, porcelain veneers, and dental bonding to enhance the appearance of your smile.
Orthodontics and Clear Aligners: We provide teeth-straightening solutions, including traditional braces and clear aligners, for both teens and adults.
When you visit us, we take the time to listen to your concerns and goals, and we tailor our treatments to meet your specific needs. If you’re looking for a Lakewood Ranch dentist who is dedicated to providing high-quality care with a personal touch, Dream Smile Dental is the right choice for you.

Parrish Dentist: Comprehensive Care for Your Family's Dental Health
At Dream Smile Dental, we are proud to serve patients in Parrish with comprehensive dental care. Whether you need a routine exam, restorative work, or cosmetic enhancements, our Parrish dentist team is here to provide the services you need to maintain a healthy smile.

Why Choose Dream Smile Dental as Your Parrish Dentist?
Family-Friendly Care: We offer a warm, welcoming environment for patients of all ages. From children’s dentistry to adult treatments, our goal is to ensure everyone feels comfortable and cared for.
Emergency Dental Care: Dental emergencies can happen at any time, and we’re here to help. Whether you have a toothache, a cracked tooth, or a dental injury, we offer prompt care to relieve pain and prevent further damage.
Cosmetic Dentistry: We can enhance your smile with services such as veneers, bonding, and teeth whitening. If you’re looking for a smile makeover, our team can help you achieve your desired aesthetic results.
If you’re in need of a compassionate and skilled Parrish dentist, Dream Smile Dental is here to provide the dental care your family deserves. We focus on delivering personalized, high-quality treatments designed to keep your smile healthy and beautiful for years to come.

Bradenton Dental Consultation: Your Path to Better Oral Health
At Dream Smile Dental, we believe that understanding your oral health is the first step toward achieving the smile you want. Our Bradenton dental consultation services are designed to give you a thorough understanding of your current dental condition and the best treatment options available.

During your Bradenton dental consultation, we will:

Examine Your Teeth and Gums: We will carefully assess your oral health, checking for cavities, gum disease, and other potential issues.
Discuss Your Concerns and Goals: Whether you are concerned about a specific issue or looking to improve the overall appearance of your smile, we will listen to your needs and provide personalized advice.
Offer Preventive and Treatment Options: Based on the results of your consultation, we will recommend preventive measures or treatment options that best suit your needs, whether that involves cleanings, fillings, or more advanced procedures.
Answer Your Questions: We want you to feel informed and confident in your dental care, so we take the time to explain your treatment options and answer any questions you may have.
A Bradenton dental consultation at Dream Smile Dental is the perfect opportunity to take control of your oral health and start planning for a healthier smile.

Expert Garage Door Service: Professional Garage Door Tune-Up in Scottsdale, AZ

Your garage door plays a crucial role in the safety and functionality of your home or business. It’s one of the most frequently used parts of your property, and over time, regular use can cause wear and tear on its components. To ensure that your garage door remains in top working condition, it’s essential to have it properly maintained with a garage door tune-up. At Expert Garage Door Service, we provide expert garage door tune-up services in Scottsdale, AZ, and the surrounding areas. Our goal is to keep your garage door operating smoothly, extend its lifespan, and prevent costly repairs down the road.

What Is a Garage Door Tune-Up?
A garage door tune-up is a comprehensive service that involves inspecting, cleaning, and adjusting various components of your garage door system. Regular tune-ups are essential for maintaining optimal performance and ensuring that all parts of your garage door are functioning correctly. Just like a car needs regular oil changes and maintenance, your garage door requires periodic inspections and adjustments to keep it running smoothly.

Why Is a Garage Door Tune-Up Important?
There are several key reasons why a garage door tune-up is an essential service for your home or business:

1. Prevent Unexpected Breakdowns
A garage door tune-up helps identify potential issues before they become major problems. By catching issues early, such as worn-out springs or misaligned tracks, you can avoid costly repairs or complete system failure. Regular maintenance ensures that your garage door operates smoothly and reliably for years to come.

2. Extend the Lifespan of Your Garage Door
With routine tune-ups, your garage door and its components will last longer. By keeping springs, cables, tracks, and openers in good condition, you can delay the need for replacements and save money on long-term repairs. A well-maintained garage door can last anywhere from 15 to 30 years, depending on the quality of the system and how well it is cared for.

3. Enhance Safety and Security
A malfunctioning garage door can be a safety hazard. Worn-out springs or cables can lead to the door unexpectedly falling, which could cause injury or property damage. A garage door tune-up ensures that all safety features, such as auto-reverse functions and sensors, are working correctly, protecting both your family and your property.

4. Improve Performance
Regular maintenance ensures that your garage door operates efficiently. A well-tuned system runs more quietly, opens and closes more smoothly, and uses less energy. If your garage door is noisy or struggles to open, a tune-up can often resolve these issues, making your door work like new.

5. Increase Energy Efficiency
If your garage door isn’t sealed properly or its insulation is damaged, it can cause energy loss. A tune-up includes checking the seals and weather stripping around your door to ensure it’s properly insulated, helping you save on energy bills by keeping your home better protected from outdoor temperatures.

What Does a Garage Door Tune-Up Include?
At Expert Garage Door Service, we provide a thorough and detailed garage door tune-up that includes the following:

1. Visual Inspection
Our technicians will perform a complete visual inspection of your garage door system, looking for any signs of wear or damage. We check the tracks, springs, cables, rollers, and other components to identify any potential issues.

2. Lubrication of Moving Parts
We apply high-quality lubricants to the moving parts of your garage door, such as the rollers, hinges, and springs. Lubricating these components reduces friction, prevents premature wear, and ensures smoother operation.

3. Spring and Cable Tension Adjustment
Proper spring tension is essential for the safe operation of your garage door. We’ll inspect the springs and cables and make any necessary adjustments to ensure they’re properly tensioned. This helps maintain balanced operation and prevents unnecessary strain on your opener and other components.

4. Track Alignment and Adjustment
Misaligned tracks can cause your garage door to move unevenly or get stuck. We’ll inspect and adjust the tracks to ensure they’re properly aligned, which will keep your door moving smoothly without resistance.

5. Opener Adjustment
Your garage door opener is the heart of the system. During a tune-up, we’ll inspect the opener and adjust its settings to ensure it operates at peak performance. This includes checking the force settings, travel limits, and safety features.

Checkered Flag Plumbing Co.: Trusted Cornelius Bathroom Plumbing and Your Local "Plumber Near Me" Solution

At Checkered Flag Plumbing Co., we pride ourselves on offering high-quality plumbing services to homes and businesses in Cornelius, Denver, Charlotte, and surrounding areas. Whether you need expert Cornelius bathroom plumbing services or you’re searching for a "plumber near me," we are your go-to local plumbing solution. Our licensed and experienced plumbers are committed to providing reliable, affordable, and efficient plumbing services to ensure that your plumbing systems function seamlessly.

Cornelius Bathroom Plumbing: Keep Your Bathroom Running Smoothly
The bathroom is one of the most essential areas of your home, and any plumbing issues can cause significant disruption to your daily routine. Whether you need a simple repair or a major installation, Checkered Flag Plumbing Co. specializes in Cornelius bathroom plumbing services to meet all your needs.

Our Cornelius bathroom plumbing services include:

Toilet Repairs and Replacements: A malfunctioning toilet can cause major inconveniences. We offer expert toilet repair services for issues like clogs, leaks, and running toilets. If your toilet is beyond repair, we can also help with efficient toilet replacements.
Shower and Tub Repairs: Whether your shower has low water pressure, leaks, or clogged drains, our plumbers have the expertise to diagnose and repair the problem quickly. We also handle bathtub repairs and installations, ensuring your bathroom fixtures are in optimal condition.
Faucet and Sink Repairs: Leaky faucets or clogged drains can lead to water waste and frustration. Our team will repair or replace faucets, sink drains, and other plumbing fixtures to restore full functionality to your bathroom.
Pipe Repair and Replacement: Plumbing issues in the bathroom often arise from damaged or corroded pipes. We offer pipe repair and replacement services to prevent water damage and ensure the proper flow of water to your bathroom fixtures.
Bathroom Plumbing Installation: If you're remodeling your bathroom or installing new fixtures, we offer professional installation of bathtubs, showers, sinks, toilets, and more. We ensure everything is installed to code and functions properly from the start.
At Checkered Flag Plumbing Co., we understand how important it is to have a fully functional bathroom. That’s why we offer reliable and affordable Cornelius bathroom plumbing services that meet your specific needs.

Searching for a "Plumber Near Me"? We’re Here to Help!
If you’re searching for a "plumber near me" in Cornelius, Denver, Charlotte, or surrounding areas, look no further than Checkered Flag Plumbing Co.. We are a local, trusted plumbing company offering fast and reliable services to homeowners and businesses.

Here’s why we’re the "plumber near me" you can count on:

Local Expertise: As a locally owned and operated plumbing company, we understand the unique plumbing needs of our community. Whether you're in Cornelius, Denver, or Charlotte, our team is familiar with local plumbing systems and can provide the best solutions.
Prompt, Reliable Service: We know how frustrating plumbing issues can be, which is why we prioritize quick response times and efficient service. When you call us, we’ll show up on time and resolve your plumbing problems quickly and professionally.
Experienced, Licensed Plumbers: All of our plumbers are licensed, experienced, and equipped with the latest tools and techniques to handle any plumbing issue. From bathroom plumbing to emergency repairs, we’ve got you covered.
Affordable Pricing: We believe in offering high-quality plumbing services at prices that won’t break the bank. We provide transparent, upfront pricing so you know exactly what to expect without any hidden fees.
Emergency Plumbing Services: Plumbing problems don’t always happen during business hours. That’s why we offer emergency plumbing services, so you can count on us to be there when you need us most, day or night.
Why Choose Checkered Flag Plumbing Co.?
Comprehensive Plumbing Solutions: From Cornelius bathroom plumbing to leak detection, pipe repairs, and more, we offer a full range of plumbing services to address all your needs.
Customer Satisfaction Guaranteed: Our top priority is ensuring that our customers are completely satisfied with our work. We stand behind every job we do and strive to exceed your expectations with every service.
Fast Response Times: When you need a plumber, you don’t want to wait around. We offer quick, reliable service to address your plumbing issues promptly and effectively.
24/7 Emergency Plumbing: Plumbing emergencies don’t follow a schedule. That’s why we offer 24/7 emergency plumbing services to get your system back in working order when you need it most.

Aspley Elite Dental Care: Your Trusted Dentist in Aspley and Brisbane

If you're looking for a reliable and trusted dentist in Aspley or dentist in Brisbane, Aspley Elite Dental Care is here to serve you with top-quality dental care tailored to your needs. We specialize in a wide range of dental treatments, including dental veneers and dental implants in Brisbane, all designed to give you the perfect smile. Our team is committed to providing exceptional service in a comfortable and caring environment.

Why Choose Aspley Elite Dental Care?
At Aspley Elite Dental Care, we understand that visiting the dentist can sometimes be a daunting experience, but our team works hard to make your visit as pleasant and stress-free as possible. Here are a few reasons why you should choose us for your dental needs:

1. Expert Dentists with Years of Experience
Our team of highly skilled and experienced dentists are dedicated to providing the best possible care. With years of practice, we can offer a wide range of services from routine check-ups to advanced treatments such as dental implants and dental veneers in Brisbane. We ensure that you receive treatment that is not only effective but also personalized for your unique dental needs.

2. Comprehensive Dental Services
Whether you need a routine cleaning, dental veneers, dental implants, or more complex procedures, our clinic has the expertise to handle it all. Our dental veneers in Brisbane can help enhance the appearance of your smile, correcting issues like stains, chips, and misalignment. If you're dealing with missing or damaged teeth, our dental implants in Brisbane provide a durable and natural-looking solution, restoring your confidence and functionality.

3. State-of-the-Art Technology
We use the latest technology in dentistry to ensure that our patients receive the best care possible. From digital X-rays to advanced implant techniques, our clinic is equipped with state-of-the-art tools to provide accurate diagnoses and effective treatments.

4. Patient-Centered Care
At Aspley Elite Dental Care, we prioritize your comfort and well-being. We take the time to listen to your concerns and explain every step of the treatment process. Our goal is to make you feel at ease while delivering high-quality dental care.

5. Convenient Location
Located at 7b/1344 Gympie Rd, Aspley QLD 4034, Australia, our clinic is easily accessible to both Aspley residents and those traveling from other parts of Brisbane. We offer flexible appointment scheduling to fit into your busy lifestyle.

Services We Offer
Dental Veneers in Brisbane
If you're looking to improve the aesthetics of your smile, dental veneers might be the perfect solution. Veneers are thin shells made from durable material that are placed over the front of your teeth, covering imperfections such as stains, cracks, or chips. At Aspley Elite Dental Care, we offer custom-made veneers that blend seamlessly with your natural teeth, providing you with a flawless smile.

Dental Implants in Brisbane
Missing teeth can affect your confidence and oral health, but dental implants offer a long-lasting solution. Dental implants are titanium posts surgically placed into your jawbone, acting as replacements for missing teeth. The implants provide a solid foundation for artificial teeth, restoring both function and aesthetics. Our team is highly skilled in dental implant procedures, ensuring that your treatment is safe, effective, and comfortable.

General Dentistry and Preventive Care
In addition to specialized treatments like veneers and implants, we offer comprehensive general dentistry services. Our preventive care includes routine check-ups, cleanings, fillings, and more. Regular dental visits help catch potential issues early, ensuring that your smile stays healthy and bright.

Contact Us Today
If you're looking for a dentist in Aspley or dentist in Brisbane, don't hesitate to get in touch with us at Aspley Elite Dental Care. We’re here to provide you with exceptional dental care in a welcoming and comfortable environment. Contact us at +61731619623 to schedule an appointment or visit us at our convenient location: 7b/1344 Gympie Rd, Aspley QLD 4034.

Take the first step towards a healthier and more beautiful smile today. We look forward to seeing you soon!

Wild Tree Solutions: Your Trusted Tree Care Provider in Tigard, Oregon

At Wild Tree Solutions, we specialize in providing expert tree services to residents and businesses in Tigard, Oregon. Whether you need tree cutting, emergency tree removal, or ongoing tree maintenance, our team of certified arborists is here to ensure your trees stay healthy, safe, and beautiful. Based in Hillsboro, we are proud to serve the greater Tigard area with high-quality, affordable tree services tailored to meet the unique needs of each client.

Tree Cutting Tigard: Precision and Safety
If you have a tree that needs to be removed or trimmed, tree cutting in Tigard should always be done by professionals. Cutting down or trimming trees requires skill, proper equipment, and an understanding of how to do the job safely. Whether you need to remove a hazardous tree, clear space for construction, or simply want to shape your trees for aesthetic purposes, Wild Tree Solutions provides expert tree cutting services in Tigard. Our team uses advanced tools and techniques to ensure the job is done efficiently, safely, and with minimal disruption to your landscape.

Arborist Services Tigard: Expert Tree Care by Certified Arborists
When it comes to the health of your trees, it’s important to work with a certified arborist. At Wild Tree Solutions, our team of professional arborists provides top-notch arborist services in Tigard. We assess the condition of your trees, provide expert advice on the best care practices, and offer solutions to keep your trees healthy. Whether you need guidance on tree planting, disease treatment, or overall tree maintenance, our certified arborists are here to help. We’re committed to providing personalized care for your trees to ensure their long-term health and beauty.

Emergency Tree Removal Tigard: Quick and Safe Solutions
Unexpected events such as storms, high winds, or other environmental factors can sometimes cause trees to become dangerous or pose a risk to your property. If you find yourself in need of emergency tree removal in Tigard, Wild Tree Solutions is available to assist you quickly and efficiently. Our team is equipped to handle urgent situations, ensuring the safe removal of fallen or damaged trees that could otherwise cause harm to your home or yard. We’re dedicated to responding swiftly to your emergency and taking the necessary precautions to avoid further damage.

Tree Health Services Tigard: Promoting Strong, Healthy Trees
At Wild Tree Solutions, we believe that healthy trees are the foundation of a thriving landscape. Our tree health services in Tigard are designed to prevent and treat a variety of tree health issues, from pest infestations to disease outbreaks. Whether your tree is showing signs of stress, or you just want to maintain its vitality, our team will conduct a thorough assessment to identify any potential issues. We offer tree disease treatment, fertilization, and other health-focused services that promote the longevity and beauty of your trees.

Tree Planting Tigard: Adding New Life to Your Landscape
Adding new trees to your property can enhance both its beauty and value. If you're considering tree planting in Tigard, Wild Tree Solutions is here to help you choose the best tree species for your yard and ensure proper planting techniques. We understand that tree planting goes beyond just putting a sapling in the ground—it’s about ensuring your new tree has the best chance to grow healthy and strong. Our team will assess your soil, climate, and space to select the right type of tree and plant it properly to encourage optimal growth.

Tree Maintenance Tigard: Keeping Your Trees in Top Condition
Maintaining your trees is essential to ensure they continue to grow strong, healthy, and beautiful for years to come. Our tree maintenance services in Tigard include everything from regular trimming to disease prevention and soil care. Routine maintenance can help prevent future issues, including overgrowth, disease, and pest infestations. Whether you need periodic tree pruning, tree trimming, or general care to improve the health of your trees, we have the expertise to keep your landscape in excellent condition.

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At Wild Tree Solutions, we understand the importance of providing affordable tree services in Tigard without sacrificing quality. Whether you need tree removal, trimming, or maintenance, we offer competitive pricing to ensure that tree care is accessible to all. Our team will provide a free estimate and work with you to find solutions that meet both your needs and your budget. We believe that professional tree care should be both effective and affordable, and we strive to make that a reality for every customer.

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When you need reliable tire services in Houston, 24 Hour Tire Shop is here for you, no matter the time of day or night. Located at 943 Tully St, Houston, TX 77079, we are your go-to destination for new tires near me, mobile tire service near me, and mobile 18 wheeler tire change services. Our shop is open 24/7, offering fast and efficient solutions for both personal vehicles and commercial trucks. Whether you're dealing with a flat, need new tires, or require mobile tire services, we've got you covered.

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There are plenty of reasons why 24 Hour Tire Shop is the best choice for tire services in Houston:

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Our team is here to help you select the right new tires based on your vehicle’s specifications and your driving needs. From all-season tires to high-performance options, we ensure you get the right tires at a great price.

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If you’re looking for a mobile tire service near me, 24 Hour Tire Shop is here to make tire-related problems easy to solve, without requiring you to drive into the shop. Our mobile tire service is available for both personal vehicles and commercial trucks. Whether you need a quick tire repair, replacement, or new tire installation, we bring the tire shop to you!

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For truck drivers and fleet operators, having a flat or damaged tire can mean significant downtime, which impacts your business. That’s why 24 Hour Tire Shop offers mobile 18 wheeler tire change services. Our team is equipped to handle tire changes for your big rigs wherever you are, minimizing the time your trucks are off the road.

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When you need new tires near me, mobile tire service near me, or a mobile 18 wheeler tire change, 24 Hour Tire Shop is the name to trust in Houston, TX. Our skilled technicians are here to provide high-quality tire services for all vehicles, from personal cars to large commercial trucks, and we offer 24/7 mobile tire assistance.

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At We-Gotchu Logistics, we specialize in providing the highest quality white glove delivery services to ensure your valuable and delicate items are transported with care and precision. Whether you're moving furniture, appliances, luxury items, or even large-scale spa and hot tub deliveries, our team is trained to handle every aspect of the delivery process with professionalism and attention to detail. Based in Austin, TX, we take pride in offering a wide range of white glove delivery services designed to meet the unique needs of our clients.

Why Choose We-Gotchu Logistics for Your White Glove Delivery Needs?
1. Furniture White Glove Delivery
When it comes to delivering furniture, especially high-end or fragile pieces, you need a team that understands the importance of careful handling. Our furniture white glove delivery service ensures that your items arrive at their destination in perfect condition. We take care of everything, from the moment we pick up your furniture to placing it exactly where you want it in your home. Our team uses specialized equipment and techniques to protect your furniture, ensuring it’s delivered with care, even in tight spaces.

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Large appliances, such as refrigerators, washing machines, and ovens, require special attention when being transported. We-Gotchu Logistics offers appliance white glove delivery services that go above and beyond basic transportation. We handle your appliances with extreme care, ensuring they are securely packaged, transported, and placed in their designated location. Our professional team also ensures proper installation, so your appliances are ready to use as soon as they arrive.

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When it comes to delivering luxury items, you can't afford to take chances. We-Gotchu Logistics provides a luxury item delivery service designed to meet the unique needs of high-value and delicate items. Whether you’re transporting fine art, designer furniture, or expensive electronics, our team uses specialized techniques to ensure the safe and secure transport of your precious items. We offer a fully tailored service to ensure your luxury items are handled with the utmost care from start to finish.

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Many items, such as furniture, appliances, and electronics, require setup and installation upon delivery. We-Gotchu Logistics offers a white glove setup and installation service to ensure that your items are not only delivered but also properly set up and ready for use. Whether it’s assembling furniture, installing appliances, or setting up electronics, our team has the skills and knowledge to handle any setup job, ensuring everything works perfectly before we leave.

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At We-Gotchu Logistics, our team consists of professional white glove movers who are trained to handle even the most complex and high-value deliveries. Whether you're moving a few pieces of furniture or an entire home, we provide the same level of care and attention to detail. Our movers are experienced in navigating tight spaces, ensuring that your items are carefully transported without damage. When you choose We-Gotchu Logistics, you can expect a smooth, hassle-free moving experience.

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A confident, beautiful smile can change the way you feel about yourself and how others perceive you. If you’re struggling with missing or damaged teeth, dental implants coral springs offer a long-lasting, natural-looking solution that can restore both the function and aesthetics of your smile.

At Coral Springs Dentists, our team of expert oral surgeons provides state-of-the-art care in coral springs oral surgery to help you achieve the smile you’ve always wanted. Whether you're considering dental implants, tooth extractions, or more complex oral surgeries, we are committed to giving you the best care possible in a comfortable and supportive environment.

Why Choose Dental Implants Coral Springs?
When you lose a tooth, it can affect more than just your appearance. Missing teeth can lead to difficulty eating, speaking, and even result in bone loss in the jaw. Dental implants coral springs are designed to address all of these issues and restore your smile’s full function.

Unlike traditional dentures or bridges, which sit on top of your gums, dental implants coral springs are surgically placed into your jawbone. This offers several benefits:

Permanent Solution: Dental implants fuse with your bone, becoming a permanent part of your mouth, unlike removable dentures.

Improved Functionality: Implants restore your ability to chew and speak properly without the discomfort of removable options.

Natural Look and Feel: They are designed to match the color and shape of your natural teeth, providing a seamless, aesthetically pleasing result.

Bone Preservation: Because the implant integrates with your bone, it helps prevent the bone loss that often occurs after losing a tooth.

At Coral Springs Dentists, our oral surgeon coral springs specialists are highly skilled at placing dental implants with precision and care, ensuring the best possible outcomes for our patients.

The Process of Getting Dental Implants Coral Springs
The process of receiving dental implants coral springs is a step-by-step journey that requires careful planning and expert execution. Here’s an overview of what to expect:

Initial Consultation: During your first visit to Coral Springs Dentists, you will meet with one of our experienced oral surgeon coral springs professionals. We will take x-rays and 3D scans to assess the health of your jawbone and determine the ideal placement for your implant.

Surgical Placement of the Implant: If your jawbone is healthy enough, the implant will be placed into the bone through a small surgical procedure. This is typically done under local anesthesia or sedation, ensuring you are comfortable throughout the process. The implant itself is a titanium post that acts as a replacement for the tooth root.

Healing and Integration: After the implant is placed, you will need time for your bone to heal and fuse with the titanium post. This process, known as osseointegration, usually takes several months. During this time, your oral surgeon coral springs will monitor your progress and ensure that everything is healing properly.

Attachment of the Restoration: Once the implant has fully integrated with the bone, the next step is to attach a custom-made crown, bridge, or denture that will restore the function and appearance of your missing teeth. This restoration will be designed to match the color, shape, and size of your natural teeth for a flawless result.

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Enhanced Self-Confidence: Implants look and feel like real teeth, allowing you to smile, talk, and eat with confidence.

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Durability: With proper care, dental implants can last a lifetime, making them a worthwhile investment in your oral health.

Better Comfort: Implants are securely placed in the jaw, eliminating the discomfort and potential slippage of removable dentures.

If you are missing teeth and seeking a reliable, long-term solution, dental implants coral springs offer the best of both worlds: aesthetics and functionality.

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At Fire Shield Fire Protection, we specialize in offering top-tier service for fire extinguishers to ensure your property, employees, and loved ones are always safe from fire hazards. Based in Jacksonville, FL, our mission is to provide comprehensive, reliable fire extinguisher services for residential, commercial, and industrial clients. Whether you need installation, inspection, maintenance, or replacement, we are the team you can trust to keep your fire extinguishers in perfect working condition.

Why Fire Extinguisher Service is Essential

Fire extinguishers are one of the most important tools for protecting people and property in the event of a fire. However, to be effective, fire extinguishers must be maintained regularly. This is where Fire Shield Fire Protection steps in. Our expert team offers a full range of service for fire extinguishers to make sure your fire safety equipment is reliable, compliant with local laws, and ready for use when you need it the most. Here’s why proper fire extinguisher service is essential:

Maintaining Compliance with Fire Safety Regulations
Local fire codes, including those in Jacksonville, FL, require that fire extinguishers are inspected and maintained regularly. Fire Shield Fire Protection ensures that your fire extinguishers meet all necessary regulations, helping you avoid fines and ensuring the safety of your building, tenants, and employees.

Ensuring Fire Extinguishers Are Fully Functional
A fire extinguisher that isn’t properly maintained may fail to work when needed most. Regular service helps ensure that your fire extinguishers are fully charged, in good condition, and accessible at all times.

Minimizing Fire Damage
If a fire occurs and your fire extinguisher isn’t functioning properly, it can lead to greater property damage and put lives at risk. Routine fire extinguisher service reduces the likelihood of this scenario, giving you the confidence that your equipment is prepared to act when required.

Our Comprehensive Fire Extinguisher Service

Fire Shield Fire Protection offers a full spectrum of fire extinguisher services to meet the needs of both businesses and homeowners. Whether you need installation, inspections, or repairs, we are here to help:

Installation
Choosing the right fire extinguishers for your property is crucial. Our team will help you determine the appropriate type and number of fire extinguishers based on your specific needs, whether for a residential home, office, or industrial facility. We offer professional installation, ensuring that your fire extinguishers are placed in optimal locations and comply with fire safety codes.

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Regular inspections are key to maintaining the functionality of fire extinguishers. Our expert technicians perform thorough inspections to check for any damage, leaks, or low pressure. We also verify that the equipment is accessible and in compliance with local fire safety regulations. We’ll handle any necessary maintenance, such as recharging or refilling, to keep your fire extinguishers in top condition.

Recharge Services
If your fire extinguisher has been discharged or is losing pressure, we provide quick and efficient recharge services. This ensures your equipment is ready for use at a moment’s notice. We handle all the technical aspects of recharging fire extinguishers, ensuring they’re fully operational.

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If your fire extinguisher is outdated or no longer functional, we offer timely replacement services. Our team will assess the condition of your fire extinguishers and replace any that are damaged or past their expiration date with high-quality, new units.

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Experienced Technicians: Our team consists of certified, experienced professionals who are dedicated to providing the best service for fire extinguishers. We stay up-to-date on the latest fire safety regulations and techniques to ensure you get the highest level of service.

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When it comes to enhancing the energy efficiency, aesthetics, and value of your home, window replacement in Columbus, Ohio
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Picture Windows – Fixed and designed to provide a clear, expansive view.
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Vinyl Windows – Affordable, durable, and low-maintenance.
Wood Windows – Classic and aesthetically pleasing but require regular upkeep.
Fiberglass Windows – Highly durable and energy-efficient.
Aluminum Windows – Strong and lightweight but less insulating than other materials.
Finding the Best Window Replacement Company in Columbus, Ohio
To ensure quality installation and customer satisfaction, consider the following when choosing a window replacement company:
Reputation & Reviews – Check online reviews and ratings on platforms like Google and Yelp.
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Free Estimates – Get quotes from multiple companies to compare pricing and services.
Cost of Window Replacement in Columbus, Ohio
The cost of replacing windows varies based on factors such as:
Window size and style
Frame material
Glass type (double-pane, triple-pane, low-E coatings)
Installation complexity
On average, Columbus homeowners can expect to pay between $300 to $1,200 per window, including installation.
Conclusion
Investing in window replacement in Columbus, Ohio can significantly improve your home's comfort, efficiency, and value. By selecting high-quality windows and hiring a trusted contractor, you can enjoy long-term benefits and a great return on investment. Start your search today and find the perfect windows for your Columbus home!

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At Chimney & Stone Masonry LLC, we pride ourselves on being Connecticut’s premier provider of comprehensive chimney, fireplace, and stone repair services. With years of experience serving homeowners and businesses in New Britain, CT, and throughout the region, our team is dedicated to offering top-tier quality in every aspect of our work. Whether you need regular chimney cleaning, fireplace inspections, or complete masonry installations, we are here to ensure that your property remains safe, functional, and aesthetically pleasing.

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A chimney is an essential part of your home, especially in Connecticut’s colder months, when a warm fire becomes a central part of family gatherings and daily comfort. However, like all systems, chimneys require regular maintenance to perform optimally and safely. At Chimney & Stone Masonry LLC, we offer a broad spectrum of chimney services to meet your needs:

Chimney Cleaning: Over time, chimneys can accumulate soot, creosote, and debris, creating a fire hazard and blocking the venting of harmful gases. Our chimney cleaning services are designed to remove all harmful buildup, ensuring a clean, safe, and efficient chimney system. Regular cleaning not only enhances safety but also prolongs the life of your chimney.

Chimney Inspection: Every chimney needs periodic inspections to ensure it is in good working condition. Whether you're preparing for a season of use or simply want peace of mind, our certified professionals perform thorough chimney inspections. We check for signs of damage, such as cracks, leaks, or other issues that could jeopardize your home’s safety.

Chimney Repairs: If your chimney has sustained damage from weather, age, or lack of maintenance, our skilled team can address a variety of chimney repair needs. From fixing masonry issues like cracked bricks and deteriorating mortar to repairing chimney caps and liners, we are equipped to restore your chimney to full functionality.

Chimney Installations: If you are looking to add a new chimney or replace an old one, Chimney & Stone Masonry LLC can handle your installation from start to finish. We use high-quality materials and adhere to the best industry practices to ensure your new chimney performs efficiently and safely for years to come.

Fireplace Services to Enhance Your Home
The fireplace is the heart of many homes, providing warmth, comfort, and a cozy atmosphere. Whether you are looking to restore an old fireplace or install a new one, Chimney & Stone Masonry LLC has the expertise to make your fireplace a focal point of your living space. We offer:

Fireplace Repair: Over time, fireplaces can experience wear and tear from constant use. Our team can fix issues like cracked fireboxes, damaged hearths, or malfunctioning dampers, ensuring your fireplace works safely and efficiently.

Fireplace Installation: Whether you're building a new home or remodeling an existing space, our team specializes in custom fireplace installations. We can design and install fireplaces that match your aesthetic preferences while meeting all safety standards.

Fireplace Cleaning: Just like chimneys, fireplaces require regular cleaning to maintain their performance. Our team will thoroughly clean the firebox, hearth, and chimney to ensure optimal airflow and a safe burning experience.

Stone Masonry Services
In addition to our chimney and fireplace services, Chimney & Stone Masonry LLC is also a trusted provider of stone masonry services. Our skilled masons can enhance the beauty and functionality of your home with custom stonework. Whether you’re adding a stone patio, retaining wall, or fireplace surround, we use high-quality materials and craftsmanship to bring your vision to life.

Stone Repairs: Stone structures, such as walls, chimneys, and walkways, can experience damage due to weather, shifting foundations, or natural wear. Our team offers stone repair services to restore the beauty and functionality of these features.

Stone Installation: Whether you're building a new feature or renovating an existing one, our stone installation services ensure that your project is completed with precision and attention to detail. We can help you choose the best type of stone to suit your style and budget.

Custom Masonry Projects: At Chimney & Stone Masonry LLC, we work with you to design custom stone features that enhance the aesthetic appeal of your home or business. From custom stone fireplaces to decorative stone walkways, we can create unique elements that reflect your personal style

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Accidentally dropped your phone in water? Don't panic! At Star Phone Fix, we specialize in water damage fix for all kinds of mobile devices, including iPhones, Samsung smartphones, and many others. We know how stressful it can be when your phone has been exposed to water, but with our expert repair services, you can get your device back in working order as quickly as possible.

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Why Choose Star Phone Fix for Your Water Damage Fix?
Water damage is a tricky problem for any device, but Star Phone Fix has the experience and tools to handle it with ease. Here’s why we’re the best choice when you need water damage fix:

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Our technicians are trained in diagnosing and repairing a wide range of water damage issues. Whether it’s a phone that has been submerged in water or one that has simply gotten a little wet, we know exactly what to do. From preventing further damage to restoring your device’s full functionality, our team is equipped to handle it all.

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Dealing with water damage doesn’t have to be costly. Star Phone Fix offers affordable and competitive pricing for water damage fixes without compromising on quality. We’ll assess your device, provide an upfront quote, and make sure you know exactly what you’re paying for before any work is done.

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In the case that your device requires replacement parts due to water damage, we use only the highest quality components. From screens to internal components, we ensure that your phone gets the best possible repair, so it works just like new.

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Your satisfaction is our top priority at Star Phone Fix. We’re committed to delivering exceptional service, and if you’re not happy with the repair, we’ll do everything we can to make it right. With us, you’re not just a customer – you’re a priority.

What Happens During a Water Damage Fix?
When you bring your device to Star Phone Fix, we follow a proven process to ensure the best chance of restoring your phone:

Initial Assessment: The first step is to assess the extent of the water damage. We’ll look at the device’s external condition and carefully inspect the internal components to identify any affected parts. Early detection is key to preventing further damage.

Drying Process: We’ll disassemble the device, remove any excess water, and let the internal components dry properly. This crucial step helps prevent corrosion and other issues caused by prolonged exposure to water.

Cleaning and Repair: Once the device is dry, we clean the internal components to remove any moisture or contaminants that may have accumulated. If necessary, we replace any damaged parts, such as screens, batteries, or connectors, to restore full functionality.

Testing: After the repairs are made, we test the device thoroughly. We check for any remaining issues with the touch screen, camera, speaker, charging port, and other functions to ensure everything is working as it should.

Final Review: Once we’ve completed the repair and testing, we’ll call you to let you know your device is ready to pick up. We’re committed to delivering a fully functional phone that’s ready to go.

Devices We Fix for Water Damage
At Star Phone Fix, we handle water damage fixes for a variety of devices, including:

iPhones: From the iPhone 6 to the latest iPhone models, we have experience fixing water-damaged Apple devices.

Samsung Galaxy Phones: Whether it’s a Galaxy S series, Note, or any other model, we can repair water damage and restore your device.

Other Smartphones: We also provide water damage repairs for other brands such as Google Pixel, Motorola, LG, and more.

Tablets and Smartwatches: Water damage doesn’t just affect phones – we can also repair water-damaged tablets and smartwatches, including iPads and Android devices.

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If your phone has been exposed to water, acting quickly is essential. The longer your device remains wet, the greater the chances of irreversible damage to internal components. It’s important to power off your device immediately and avoid charging it until it has been properly inspected and dried.

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Plugged everything in. PC runs - or not?? WTF! Windows (yeah, at home still Windows ) isn't booting anymore. Hardware changes detected. I think, through the broken Power supply something got damaged.. shit.. and know what - don't have any Backup. Shit. At least some important data is on another hdd, which hopefully is fine. Now I'm trying to rescue the data with another hdd installing a fresh Windows.

Whish me luck!

PS: No, the power supply wasn't from Samsung, even when it exploded nearly :P

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I previously interned for 2 months in a company as an Android dev(it was a 4 month internship, but i got it reduced to 2 because of my college exams)

It was a nice ad based company. Their main focus was on their web products and had no Android product or team( they just had a thought for expanding in Android) . So clearly i was their first recruit/intern

I worked their, all alone, at my pace, without any external help. It was a picnic for me as nobody bossed me around or gave me deadlines as nobody knew my work, and i got paid. They would just wait me to report my daily work, i would write my stuff honestly, but i know they understood jack shit

I was told that once the alpha product is liked by the investors we will recruit a team, but i made the product in 1st month and never got info about any recruitment going on. I was just told to fix the bugs and work more on it.

When my internship ended , i was already bored out getting stuck at a place without any senior help . Plus they damaged relations with me on other reasons( halted my stipend for last month for 60 days, that's another rant, but it was mostly the stupidity of hr dept)

So now i started applying for other companies. My original company called me afterwards but i made an excuse to be out of state and talk after new year(it was honest)

Other companies are now showing interest with a lower pay , but now am feeling like a stupid person going from a decent pay and comfortable environment to a lesser pay but aggressive environment .

Should i contact my original company again? I feel guilty leaving them this way, but to be fair i was wasting my time there (quite literally, i was making my assignments and writing blogs there when stuck)

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At OneLabRepair, we understand how essential your computer is for both personal and professional use. When it breaks down or starts showing signs of trouble, it can disrupt your daily routine. That’s why we offer computer repair services that are both fast and effective, ensuring your device is up and running in no time.

Our team of skilled technicians is experienced in handling all types of computer issues, from minor repairs to complex system fixes. Whether it's a laptop or desktop, we can address a wide range of problems including:

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When you need computer repair in Lisbon, you can trust us to deliver high-quality solutions with quick turnaround times.

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We pride ourselves on offering personalized services, so you won’t have to deal with long wait times or confusing procedures. Simply bring your computer to our store or give us a call, and our team will assess the issue and provide a clear solution. Our goal is to make computer repair as simple and stress-free as possible for you.

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From troubleshooting software problems to repairing or replacing hardware, we handle all aspects of computer repair. We also offer data recovery services, so if your computer has crashed or you’ve lost important files, we can help recover your data safely.

No matter the issue, we aim to provide a fast, affordable, and reliable solution to get your computer back in action. Our customers trust us for our professional service and commitment to quality.

Why Choose OneLabRepair?
There are plenty of computer repair options in Lisbon, but OneLabRepair stands out for several reasons:

Expert Technicians: Our team is composed of highly skilled professionals who are experts in computer repairs, from hardware to software issues.
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Comprehensive Services: Whether it’s a laptop, desktop, or any other type of computer, we provide a full range of repair services to meet your needs.
Convenient Location: Our shop in Lisbon is easy to find and accessible, making it convenient for local customers to bring in their devices for repair.
Contact Us for Your Computer Repair Needs
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Conclusion
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At Averson Insurance Agency, we understand that life on the road comes with its risks. Whether you’re driving across town or heading out on a road trip, having the right auto insurance is crucial to protecting yourself, your passengers, and your vehicle. Located in Byron Center, MI, we offer comprehensive and affordable auto insurance solutions that cater to your unique needs.

Why Choose Averson Insurance Agency for Your Auto Insurance Needs?
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Types of Auto Insurance Coverage We Offer
We provide a wide array of auto insurance coverage options to ensure that you have the protection you need:

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Personal Injury Protection (PIP): PIP covers medical expenses, lost wages, and other related costs if you're injured in an accident, regardless of who is at fault.

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Convenient Location and Contact Information
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