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					It saved me from suicide.
 
 You have to understand first that things in India work differently. Academics are not personal, but a social business. Academic competition in India is very high and not in a good way, or for the good reasons.
 
 As a teenager was sent off from my home to the other side of the country. I didn't like it. My studies suffered, and I failed my exams. Came back home and faced months of emotional abuse (guilt trips, scornful comments, plain insults) from my parents, neighbours and relatives. Indian society is just built that way. They didn't know they were damaging my psyche, or they were too angry to care. Lots of other shit (lost friends, lost love) happened at roughly the same time period and everything started to fall like dominos.
 
 I fell into severe depression. Lost appetite, lost sleep. Nothing mattered anymore. There were mornings when I would wake up and not get up from my bed for hours, and not even move a finger. Self-hate became the motto of the day. I became violent and anti-social. I would either be angry or trying not to break down and give up all the time. Many a night, I considered suicide. I would end up googling for easy ways out to take.
 
 But what gave me a way out of the pains of my reality was programming. It helped my keep my head, figuratively and literally. It kept my mind distracted and gave me a sense of purpose. I would shut myself in, plug in my headphones, shut the world out and just experiment.
 
 I am not saying that I am the best at what I do, but those sleepless and troubled nights, and many other similar nights over the years have given me a definite edge over my colleagues.
 
 Even today, when everything is falling to pieces, I know I have something to fall back on. I still get episodes of depression every now and then, but I know I can always pick up a new project and distract myself. It probably isn't healthy, but eh...
 
 I am alive. I code. I kick ass. My colleagues respect and value my opinion. I love my job.
 
 Computer does what I tell it to do (mostly :p) and I feel good. Because for that small moment, I am in control of everything. For that infinitesimally small moment of my average, boring, and somewhat painful life, I am God.50
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					Peer review is a life saver!!! My colleague just saved me my job as i almost published this fucking block to production. 18 18
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					1. I join a company.
 
 2. I get deeply involved in "how to run the company", and get nice compliments from both coworkers & management about my skills in conveying startup/scaleup advice & necessities to upper management.
 
 3. With my ego inflated through all the sweet talk, I think "ah, what the hell, let's do this again", and I accept a Lead/CTO promotion. I have to join board meetings, write reports on quarterly plans and progress.
 
 4. I get unhappy/stressed/burned-out because I really just want to be a developer, not a manager/executive.
 
 5. Upper management understands, I give up my lead position, lock myself back into my coding cave.
 
 6. I get annoyed because the requirements I receive become more and more disconnected from reality, half of the teams seem to have decided to stop using agile/scrum, the testing pipeline breaks all the time, I get an updated labor contract from HR by mail which smells like charred flesh, etc
 
 7. The annoyances become too much to do ANY work. I yell at the other devs outside of the entrance of my cave. There is no answer, only a few painful moans and sighs.
 
 8. I emerge from my cave. The city has turned into a desolate wasteland. The office is a burning ruin, the air sharp and heavy with black soot. Disemboweled corpses of developers litter the poisoned soil.
 
 Product Managers dressed in stained ripped suits scream at each other while they try to reinforce concrete barricades with scotch tape and post-its. *THUMP* Something enormous is trying to break through. "Thank God, bittersweet, you're still alive! The stakeholders! They have mutated! We couldn't meet the promised deadlines! We've lost the whole mobile app department, and that kid there is the last of the backenders and he's only an intern! You're here to save us, right? RIGHT?".
 
 In the corner, between the overflowing coffee machine and a withered cactus, a young boy has collapsed onto the floor. His face is covered in moldy coffee grounds, clasping on to his closed macbook for dear life, wide-open eyes staring into the void, mumbling: "didn't backup the database, and It's all gone" over and over.
 
 A severely dented black Tesla with a dragging loose bumper breaks through the dried up vertical herb garden and the smoothiebar, and comes to a halt against the beanbags in a big cloud of styrofoam balls.
 
 The CEO limps out, leaking blood all over the upholstery. He yells to the COO: "The datacenter is completely flooded with sewage! I saved the backup tapes though", holding a large nest of tangled black magnetic tape mixed with clumps of mud above his head.
 
 9. I collect my outstanding salary and sell any rewarded options/shares for a low dumping price, take a 5 month holiday, and ask a recruiter about opportunities in a different city.14
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					!rant
 
 Programming is a huge blessing i believe we all should be thankful to. For me, it literally turned my life around.
 
 11 months ago i was fighting a losing battle with depression, and contemplated suicide constantly. I would use a self remedy of smoking weed and sleeping all day long. I was depressed because i felt my life had no real value. I was doing nothing, and its kind of an infinite loop.
 
 You don't do anything, so you feel bad, so you don't do anything, and so on.
 
 That was until i finally took the step that changed my life. I searched and wanted to learn something. I always liked web pages so i thought id get into web development.
 
 Did some research, found out that the fastest way to go was to learn ruby on rails. I followed a tutorial i found online, and literally pushed myself through it. There were times when there where things i didnt understand, and when it was really bad, but i pushed myself through it and i finished the tutorial.
 
 Just finishing the tutorial and learning something new helped me alot. I had already quit smoking and was feeling way better, but after a while i started feeling bad again since i wasnt doing anything after i had finished learning, so i started working on a personal project, creating it from scratch, and just working on it day and night. I worked 14 hours a day, never really leaving my room ( this was during summer vacation ) for a month.
 
 There were many things i didnt understand, but i never gave up and always searched for the solution and read about it until i understood it better. Looking back, there were things i knew could have been done in a better way, but as a first project, im proud of myself, not because it rocks, but because i did not give up.
 
 In the process of starting a new life, i was really lonely. I cut all ties with everyone i knew, since they were all toxic, all i had in my life was ruby on rails and my web application. I wanted to launch it but couldn't due to personal reasons.
 
 Not being able to launch and see something live, something that you worked so hard on, that you put so much effort into, that was devastating to me. I felt as if all my efforts had gone to waste.
 
 And here is what i love most about programming, NOTHING EVER GOES TO WASTE. All that effort you spent on something ? All these all nighters you pulled ? All that frustration from that bug ? It will pay off later. It always does somehow. You get more knowledge and become a better programmer, and sometimes it even gives way to new opportunities and chances you never even expected.
 
 I included my web application in my resume and it helped land me a job as a junior developer in a really nice company. A job that i wouldn't even have dreamed of several months earlier.
 
 Programming and creating something new and learning something new everyday, creating something that people use, that someone else will benefit from and be grateful for, i think we should never take that for granted !
 
 Tl;dr : learning how to code and web development saved my life9
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					Just saved a life. I was just walking with the dog (it's 3am here) and there was a bleeding drunk on the street - completely unconscious. Must have fallen on his head. Got the police. The paramedics told me a few minutes ago that the guy had a skull fracture. A few hours later it would probably have been too late for him.5
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					I was sleeping.....
 
 May dad was feeding our newly furnished outer walls of our house with water....
 
 I was unaware of what he was doing...
 
 I dont know what exactly he was supposed to do....
 
 But when I opened my eyes....
 
 I saw a stream of water straight way coming from the window entering my cpu which was placed on a table exactly at the window....
 
 I shouted out as loud as possible....
 
 I was so lucky I previous night I turned it off shut off the switches cuz there was nothing to download....
 
 I deassembled whole cpu kept it for 3 days to dry....
 
 And bam it worked like a charm....
 
 Saved my entire life....15
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					This one is for devs and gamers.
 But first some background story.
 
 My girlfriend is special. Not just generically lovey mush mush special. She is 1 in 100 more accurately 1 in 10000. She was born with a rare Congenital Heart Defect {CHD}. Called Truncus Arteriosus or TA for sake of brevity. TA's main thing is the two main arteries going into the heart are fused together and never seperated at birth. It's bad news. There is no cure for this kind of thing. Simply repairs that happen over the course of life.
 
 So here is me. Desperately trying to find a way to get the word about this and the 40 other types of CHD out there in the world. I thought. "What if I make a game..." Not based around the medical jargon but on a level people could understand. I spent the better part of the last six years attending appointments with her and still don't get it. What I do get is her Emotional state. How her CHD causes her to think and feel.
 
 So here is the pitch.
 
 The game is about a girl who is diagnosed at birth with a CHD. She is now in her 20's and has to undergo an open heart surgery to repair the defect. The day comes. She goes under but when she wakes up she find herself in a final fantasy style environment. This new world has a darkness cast over it. She is unknowingly the hero of this world and she has to face off with multiple bosses of varied degrees of evil.
 
 Then after beating these bosses she really wakes up from the surgery. Waking up to the realization that the world she saved was herself. And all the bosses were manifestations of her own internal feelings. Depression, anxiety, hopelessness, Denise, desire and so on.
 
 I would sell this game with the caveat that 2/3 of all profits get split between the Adult Congenital Heart Association and Project Heart. As those are the two main organizations that deal heavily with creating standards of care and raising awareness for CHD survivors.
 
 Thoughts?
 
 Note: I am still learning game dev. This is an eventual goal for me.33
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					Today FileZilla saved my life by storing all site connection passwords in base64
 Without it we'd have lost access to an old production server 👌6
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					When I was 10 my younger brother saved over my fully completed pokedex in Pokemon blue.
 
 First big data loss taught me a good life lesson. Now I backup everything on a local server.1
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					Girlfriend tells me she probably saved a life at work in hospital the other day (she's a physiotherapist).
 
 She asked me how my day was.
 
 Most of it was hunting a typo - for a holiday booking website. 8 8
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					Sometimes, just sometimes, GitHub has its heroes. Probably saved me over an hour of my life. Thank you kind stranger!! 6 6
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					!!oracle
 
 I'm trying to install a minecraft modpack to play with a friend, and I'm super psyced about it. According to the modpack instructions, the first step is to download the java8 jre. Not sure if I actually need it or not, but it can download while I'm doing everything else, so I dutifully go to the download page and find the appropriate version. The download link does point to the file, but redirects to a login page instead. Apparently I need an oracle account to download anything on their site. stupid.
 
 So I make an account. It requires my life story, or at least full name and address and phone number. stupid. So my name is now "fuck off" and I live in Hell, Michigan. My email is also "gofuckyourself" because I'm feeling spiteful. Also, for some reason every character takes about 3/4ths of a second to type, so it's very slow going. Passwords also cannot contain spaces, which makes me think they're doing some stupid "security" shenanigans like custom reversible encryption with some 5th grade math. or they're just stupid. Whatever, I make the stupid account.
 
 Afterwards, I try to log in, but apparently my browser-saved credentials are wrong? I try a few more times, try enabling all of the javascripts, etc. No beans. Okay, maybe I can't use it until I verify the email? That actually makes some sense. Fine, I go check the throwaway inbox. No verification email. It's been like five minutes, but it's oracle so they probably just failed at it like everything else, so I try to have them resend the email. I find the resend link, and try it. Every time I enter my email address, though, it either gives me a validation error or a server error. I try a few mores times, and give up. I try to log in again; no dice. Giving up, I go do something else for awhile.
 
 On a whim later, I check for the verification email again. Apparently it just takes bloody forever, but it did show up. Except instead of the first name "Fuck" I entered, I'm now "Andrew", apparently. okay.... whatever. I click the verify button anyway, and to my surprise it actually works, and says that I'm now allowed to use my account. Yay!
 
 So, I go back to the login page (from the download link) and enter my credentials. A new error appears! I cannot use redirects, apparently, and "must type in the page address I want to visit manually." huh? okay, i go to the page directly, and see the same bloody error because of course i do because oracle fucking sucks. So I close the page, go back to the download list, click the link, wait for the login page redirect (which is so totally not allowed, apparently, except it works and manual navigation does not. yay backwards!), and try to log in.
 
 Instead of being presented with an error because of the redirect, it lets me (try to) log in. But despite using prefilled creds (and also copy/pasting), it tells me they're invalid. I open a new tab container, clear the cache (just to be thorough), and repeat the above steps. This time it redirects me to a single signon server page (their concept of oauth), and presents me with a system error telling me to contact "the Administrator." -.- Any second attempts, refreshes, etc. just display the same error.
 
 Further attempts to log in from the download page fail with the same invalid credentials error as before.
 
 Fucking oracle and their reverse Midas touch.10
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					Post after a long long time...
 
 Wanted to reply to so many comments and mentions, rant about a bunch of topics, do a face reveal after I went for a vacation with family and got some pictures, update y'all on my job hunt, but was busy like hell.
 
 Anyway, time for a story.
 
 After my rejection with Meta and Booking, I started preparing like crazy and my interviews started going well. Refined my LinkedIn further and recruiters started reaching out as well.
 
 Over time, with efforts and feedback, I was able to build a good pipeline.
 
 One of my dream companies reached out to me and I got hired in just 1 round and all others were merely a formality. I was euphoric, but at the same time didn't get over excited as this seemed fishy.
 
 They made a very good monetary offer and I didn't talk to my manager yet regarding resignation. They are pushing me for an early joining.
 
 Read a bunch of Glassdoor reviews and also spoke to a friend who just recently quit that organisation.
 
 He confirmed that the company has 3 months of notice, has sandwich leave policy, and some other XLT political mess.
 
 I decided to decline the offer tomorrow.
 
 Day saved? Not yet.
 
 Because of this I slacked off work a lot. I am super screwed with work items pending because I thought I'd quit.
 
 My boss resinged and new one isn't that supportive yet. He is trying to change everything overnight. Typical.
 
 I ended up performing poorly in other companies because I was confident I'll pick this offer and didn't prepare for upcoming good companies.
 
 Moreover, we have our offices opening up from April and I might be asked to relocate to another city which does not have a team but just because it is on paper, they might force me to be in office 50% of the time.
 
 And what's worse is, my relationship with tech is deteriorating and they are putting the entire product team in bad light.
 
 I have a planned weekend trip coming up, so I won't be able to prepare for interviews or work on case studies so that shit will pile up more.
 
 I am sooooo fucking screwed. Life was stable and then all of a sudden too 180° flip.
 
 I am hysterical right now.16
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					Reminder to look after yourselves.
 
 Today I found out I've had hypertension and possibly an unruptured aneurysm. Resulting from stress at work and home, overworking and bad diet from having to keep my engery up for work. (over the last around 2-3 years).
 
 Luckly I've moved away from stressful situations now so I'm feeling like I've dodged a rather large bullet!
 
 Look after yourselves guys, take breaks, check your caffeine, sugar and cholesterol intakes and keep active! I reckon the 6 days a week football training saved my life!
 
 hypertension is a silent killer and can cause fatal damage to your organs such as kidneys, lungs, eyes, brain and heart.
 
 Luckly it spotted it early with a blood test and optician visit. I had a hemorrhage in one of my eyes but wasn't until 6 months later GP noticed signs of kidney damage from my blood test it was found!
 
 I should be fine but look after yourselves! You're more important than that deadline!6
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					Coding saved me from a dark place. Computers saved my life. Coding gives me food and shelter so I won't starve to death homeless4
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					Note to my past self:
 
 Thank you for taking care of me and assuming that out of no fucking sudden authorization token will be required to perform an API call!
 You saved me so much refactoring and modifications with your tiny little assumption of how fuckups will think :)1
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					Something I ranted about 1 year and 2 days ago just saved my life today. Those lost hours that day saved me a few hours today.
 
 I wonder though: if I hadn't written about it on devRant, would I still remember it today?3
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					Someone here on devrant that used to go under the name LetMeCode ranted about php and said how much they'd rather work with the Phoenixframework.
 
 Love on first sight. Studied Elixir to get a job as an elixir dev and got my first and current job right after graduating high school.
 
 So yeah, that rant might have changed my life. Saved me from becoming a java or php dev for sure!4
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					TL;DR: a dude thinks good graphics make a game good.
 
 so every day when the school ends, me, a dude and another girl walk home. as expected we have lots of time to talk about anything. I wanted that day to tell that dude about what I am going to buy on steam summer sales with just 15$.
 
 me: I am going for this summer to play lots of games so I saved some money for this summer sale. do you want to hear what awesome games I am about to buy with just 15$?
 dude: yeah, sure thing.
 
 he wasn't expecting much
 
 M: this summer I am going to buy 5 games and maybe keep more for some others. they are so awesome!
 D: ok, let's hear those 'awesome' games!
 M: the first game is devil daggers, maybe you don't kno...
 D: of course I do. is that game
 M: I want to get that game just to improve my aim, but maybe I will have some fun.
 D: yeah yeah, I know that game
 M: *poker face*
 
 I KNEW he doesn't know this game and anything about pc games because of the followings...
 
 M: ok then... I also want to get Half-Life 2 : Episode 1 & 2. they have pretty rich story and I already have both Half-Lives.
 D: holy shit but the graphics... ok, one more 'awesome' game of yours.
 M: there are 2 episodes, 2 separate games. I really don't care about the graphics, I love the story.
 D: continue with your 'awesom' games...
 
 that dude didn't even knew about half-life and said that game is bad.
 
 M: another game I want to get is Battlefront 2, the one from 2005 and...
 D: 2005!?
 M: yeah, the new one sucks, and the gameplay in the original is way better and...
 D: *starts laughing* 2005!? I thought you were getting the new one. I imagine the graphics being like this car. *points to a fucking car, yeah that kind of comparasion, I know*
 
 after this I was so fucking pissed off. he doesn't even know about some cult classics that are meant to be played. he doesn't even have a pc nor console and he is stating his opinion on fine air for fucks sake!
 
 M: ok, what about getting the facts and then make an opinon.
 D: yeah yeah *making fun of me at that point*
 
 I didn't tell him that I wanted to buy the binding of isaac, cause it was enough for me. I told him to watch some reviews on these games and blog posts about them and I am sure tomorrow he will say that he 'wathced' the reviews and that those games are garbage. it's his style to underestimate things. I fucking hate him, not becuase of the games, but because he underestimates everything that is not on his list of 'good games'. that list consists of new games with great graphics(3D only).
 
 sorry if I exaggerate saying that those games are cult classics but I really look forward into buying them.
 
 if you have another indie game to run on this potato machine(2gb ram, pentium dual-core 2.1ghz, gtx 525m) that I should or at least try comment, I am open to suggestions!9
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					I've kinda ghosted DevRant so here's an update:
 
 VueJS is pretty good and I'm happy using it, but it seems I need to start with React soon to gain more business partnerships :( I'm down to learn React, but I'd rather jump into Typescript or stick with Vue.
 
 Webpack is cool and I like it more than my previous Gulp implementation.
 
 Docker has become much more usable in the last 2 years, but it's still garbage on Windows/Mac when running an application that runs on Symfony...without docker-sync. File interactions are just too slow for some of my enterprise apps. docker-sync was a life-saver.
 
 I wish I had swapped ALL links to XHR requests long ago. This pseudo-SPA architecture that I've got now (still server-side rendered) is pretty good. It allows my server to do what servers do best, while eliminating the overhead of reloading CSS/JS on every request. I wrote an ES6 component for this: https://github.com/HTMLGuyLLC/... - Frankly, I could give a shit if you think it's dumb or hate it or think I'm dumb, but I'd love to hear any ideas for improving it (it's open source for a reason). I've been told my script is super helpful for people who have Shopify sites and can't change the backend. I use it to modernize older apps.
 
 ContentBuilder.js has improved a ton in the last year and they're having a sale that ends today if you have a need for something like that, take a look: https://innovastudio.com/content-bu...
 
 I bought and returned a 2019 Macbook pro with i9. I'll stick with my 2015 until we see what's in store for 2020. Apple has really stopped making great products ever since Jobs died, and I can't imagine that he was THAT important to the company. Any idiot on the street can you tell you several ways they could improve the latest models...for instance, how about feedback when you click buttons in the touchbar? How about a skinnier trackpad so your wrists aren't constantly on it? How about always-available audio and brightness buttons? How about better ports...How about a bezel-less screen? How about better arrow keys so you can easily click the up arrow without hitting shift all the time? How about a keyboard that doesn't suck? I did love touch ID though, and the laptop was much lighter.
 
 The Logitech MX Master 3 mouse was just released. I love my 2s, so I just ordered it. We'll see how it is!
 
 PHPStorm still hasn't fixed a couple things that are bothering me with the terminal: can't reorder tabs with drag and drop, tabs are saved but don't reconnect to the server so the title is wrong if you reopen a project and forget that the terminal tabs are from your last session and no longer connected. I've accidentally tried to run scripts locally that were meant for the server more than once...
 
 I just found out this exists: https://caniuse.email/
 
 I'm going to be looking into Kubernetes soon. I keep seeing the name (docker for mac, digitalocean) so I'm curious.
 
 AWS S3 Glacier is still a bitch to work with in 2019...wtf? Having to setup a Python script with a bunch of dependencies in order to remove all items in a vault before you can delete it is dumb. It's like they said "how can we make it difficult for people to remove shit so we can keep charging them forever?". I finally removed almost 2TB of data, but my computer had to run that script for a day....so dumb...6
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					Today my life was saved by some fellow devs here on devRant and for those who helped(I will try to @yall in the comments), thank you so much you saved me! And more importantly saved me from all that fucking stress, which was plaguing me all day and breaking me down and lately I’ve needed that kind of pick me up. I felt so relieved I took a glorious nap! It was so needed and my head felt so much less like I bashed it into a wall piled with stress.
 
 Recently I’ve started to actually make friends from people on devRant and it makes me excited because I can actually talk about programming/get help if I need it and they are able to. And talking things out and getting explanations for questions I have it just feels so wonderful.
 
 Things have been luckily lookin up a bit and it’s giving me some hope and inspiration to do more.4
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					My tech lead (or senior). I had been unmotivated with my dev life until I joined their team. He lit the fire in me by inspiring me and challenging me with my work. Sadly he left the team after 3 months but I'm thankful because he saved me from burn out.2
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					You do know that "why do I need you if I can copy-paste code from SO?" joke floating around, right? Today I had a real-life situation perfectly illustrating it.
 
 So I bought a set of parking sensors. Cheap ones, from AliExpress. Prolly the cheapest ones I could find. Installed them w/ engine turned off. All seemed fine. Cleaned it all up, got ready to go, started the engine and beeeep beeep beeepeeeeep beepp ..... beeeeeeeeep.
 
 fuck.
 
 Tried unplugging/replugging them one-by-one to find the faulty one. Nada. Apparently they all were false-alarming. They must all be bad, bcz they seem to work well w/ engine turned off (ignition on) and only false-alarm when engine is on.
 
 Allright, I'll get a new set next weekend, a more expensive one and replace them again.
 
 There goes my €20 and another week basically w/o parking sensors (car length is >5 meters, so sensors do help a lot).
 
 Today I spend a few hours removing my rear bumper again, replacint all the sensors, wiring, etc. Tests show promising results - all sensors seem OK even w/ engine on! Close it all up, start a car again and.... beeep bep bep beeep beeee..eeeeppp.
 
 MOTHER FUCK!
 
 Another 30min-hour goes by while looking for a possible culprit. And I found it. The fix could did not take longer than 5 seconds. Apparently a wire feedint the sensors' controller was too close to sensors' wires. All I had to do is to push that wire a lil further from the controller with my index finger.
 
 I could have saved €30, a week of time, half a day of work if I only knew what wire to [literally] poke.
 
 shit...4
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					I just experienced near death because of high blood. Super strong blood pressure. Avoid coffee, playing games, and sleeping very late at night. This is my advice as a survivor developer. I want to share this to help you. For fast deadlines or hard user stories, always negotiate reasonably with your SM or PM or PO or client.
 
 Thank God he have me a 2nd chance at life. Take care of your health. Don't worry about deadlines. Health is more important. Always pray. I deleted all of my games especially my beloved call of duty mobile and clash of clans. I'll forget all games that I know because those contributed to my high blood pressure.
 
 When you have a headache or head pressure or eye twitching . Stop what you are currently doing and relax, measure your blood pressure and contact your family asap. Take it seriously. My wife saved me.10
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					I was working on a project, it was a race to the finish.
 
 We are all on very little sleep, like none. Everyone is in a haze.
 
 Last minute a bug comes up that we cannot explain. One of a lead guys say he will handle it but we can see him degrading.
 
 We left him alone, until he comes out of the quite room looking like a scolded child.
 
 “I can’t do it guys... I really can’t. I’m stuck and I can’t do it. I gotta go for a walk...”
 
 As he walks away I say...
 
 “Did you push your branch? I’ll have a look”
 
 Now to be honest, I’m fucking running on fumes at this point as well. So I start to think... what’s the low hanging fruit here?
 
 Spelling mistakes. Brackets. Shit like that.
 
 It was a spelling mistake.
 
 When he walked out of the building we were a fucking mess. When he walked in we were all high-fiving.
 
 He looked at me and said...
 
 “What was it?”
 
 I said, “it was a really strange little error but I got it fixed.”
 
 The guy, who is NOT the touchy feely type, hugs me like I saved his life. And in his ear I whispered...
 
 “It was a spelling mistake” then I winked at him.
 
 We high fived, released the fucking code and never spoke of it again. (Except laughing over a few beer)
 
 I felt like a fucking super hero2
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					Why everyone is happy about Google clip? It's the single most scary instance of a big brother appliance that exists today. What are they going to do with the data? They say it's save memories of your kid or your dog. There's already something like that. It's called a brain and paying attention to your damn life. I don't want to be saved in your shitty memories just bc you are so insecure about remembering your fuck*ng memories.
 
 I'm sorry for the outburst but that sh*t is solving a problem nobody had and it's getting applauded like those heaven's gate motherf*ckrs that say that life is improved by these shitty beliefs.26
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					My wife and I met on a university VAX BBS just as Tim Berners-Lee was concepting something called “the World Wide Web and before the NCSA Mosaic browser was built. She had once dated a guy in high school who eventually worked on Mosaic and then became a founding Netscape programmer and whose twin brother went on to write the first version of the Apache web server. I saved her from a life of wretched millionaire excess when she married me, a lowly web designer.
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					The one skill I know that I am really proud of is GIT.
 
 Put me into trouble with merge conflicts.
 Saved my life with its version control.
 Always had an adventurous ride with Git. Hope to have many more such rides and get to learn more about you.
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					Just drove home after working late at the office. Was kind of in the zone and didn't wanna stop.
 On my way I see the police closing the road in front of me, because of a pretty bad accident that happened a couple minutes ago.
 MFW Coding saved my life!
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					So I met this person via a social platform.
 
 They were absolutely silly and weren't able to hold a conversation. So I, like a normal person, just stopped trying to keep things alive.
 
 Over the years, I have realised and learnt that if a person is interested in being friends, they'd put in efforts and I alone will not have to drag things on my shoulder.
 
 I started cutting out people right, left, and center who I felt were taking advantage of me or using me in some way or another.
 
 I ended up saving a lot of time and energy. I no longer feel drained or anxious about something not working out. Not dragging saved me from draining.
 
 Anyway, they reach out to me again after few weeks and I was like let's give it a try to establish a friendship, because befriending people is my weak point.
 
 The cycle repeats. At first I thought it must be because of the asynchronous nature of the platform so I drop my Telegram Id in case they preferred an IM approach.
 
 I swear in the name of sweet lord, the retard does the same behaviour. So, I stopped communication.
 
 And one fine day, the person tells me that they lack social skills and want to learn how to make friends and stuff.
 
 Very fair point. So, me being me, gave them a few tips and critically pointed out their behaviour on how they reply with a one liner after every 2 or 3 business days.
 
 Absolutely no change in their behaviour. They kept texting me the same.
 
 At this point, I was like why am I doing it? I could find better people easily. Because for me, communication is everything. I cannot function without a good communication between two living beings.
 
 So, I asked them why are they even trying to learn social skills when they barely implement it and don't want to change to which they reply saying that so they can use it to befriend people and network to getter better job opportunities.
 
 I fuck them off.
 
 And fuck such people who have intentions, are not clear enough about it, and play people for their own selfish gains.
 
 And this where another learning I got from @scout is have boundaries.
 
 Why do all good people in my life leave? Damn it! I need those good people back and be friends with them and not retards who cannot even communicate beyond one liner.11
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					Already using PhpStorm for 2 years now. Just discovered there was an auto-formatting tool for your code. Could have saved me hours of work. Why is life so hard with me2
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					I recently tried to apply the same data analytics rationale that I use at work to my personal life. This is not a rant, it is more like an data storytelling of an actual use case I would like some input on.
 
 I set a goal - gotta thin up a bit and calm down my ticker - and got a (almost unreasonably expensive) field expert consultant to yell at me about it for a couple hours.
 
 I unravel the metrics - there is like a million weight-related KPIs and most say nothing at all. I have never seen an non-infrastructure measurable subject that could not be resumed to 2-5 performance metrics. I got overall weight, how well my nine-years-old business suit fits me, heart rate, and day-after relative muscle pain (it will make sense soon).
 
 Then its data-pipeline time. I bought a cheap weight scale and smartwatch, and every morning I input the data in an app. Yes, I try to put on the suit every morning. It still does not fit.
 
 After establishing a baseline, I tried to fit different approaches. Doing equipment-free exercises, going to the gym, dieting. None was actually feasible in the long run, but trying different approaches does highlight the impacts and the handling profile of each method.
 
 Looking at the now-gathered data, one thing was obvious - can't do dieting because it is not doable to have a shopping list and meals for me and another for the family.
 Gym is also off the table - too much overhead. I spend more time on the trip there and back than actually there.
 And home exercise equipment is either super crappy or very expensive. But it is also the most reasonable approach.
 
 So it is solutions time. I got a nice exercise bycicle (not a peloton), an yoga mat (the wife already had that one) and an exercise program that uses only those two resources. Not as efficient without dieting, not as measurable and broad as the gym, but it fits my workflow. Deploy to production!
 
 A few months pass and the dataset grows. The signal is subtle but has support - it works! The handling, however, needs improvement, since I cannot often enough get with the exercise program. Some mornings are just after some hard days.
 
 I start thinking about what else I can improve in the program, but it is already pretty lean and full of compromises.
 So I pull an engineer and start thinking about the support systems and draft profile. What else could be draining my willpower and morning time?
 
 Chores. Getting the kids ready for school, firing up the moka pot, setting the off-brand roomba, folding the overnight-dried clothes, cooking breakfast, doing the dishes, cleaning the toilets. All part of my morning routine. It might benefit from some automation.
 
 Last month I got that machine our elders call "wasteful" and "useless crap lazy entitled Americans invented because they feel oh-so-insulted for simply doing something by hand like everyone always did" - a "dish-washer".
 Heh, I remember how hard was to convince my mother-in-law that an remote-controled electric garage door would not make she look like an spoiled brat.
 Still to early to call, but I think that the dishwasher just saved me about 25 mins every morning. It might be enough to save willpower for me to do more exercise.
 
 This is all so reflective of all data analytics cases really are out in the wild - the analytics phase seems so small compared to the gathering and practical problem-solving all around. And yet d.a. is what tells you that you are doing the wrong thing all along. Or on what you should work next.7
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					Once i worked on an application which has very long form and submit to a soap endpoint (post). I felt my life was so pointless when testing after i made changes. So I automated the testing by generating post request so i can just run it.
 
 I filled the user name with Brandon Boyd, Alan Turing or Ryan Gosling. And it increments like Boyd1, Boyd2.
 
 Once my colleague found a bug, the data never get saved but all the boyds persists. He knew it was me, who uses that kind of name
 
 My barbaric manager (was involved) kind of pointed his finger at me. I sweat a bit though i couldn't find logical explanation why Boyds stay. but turned out someone changed the sqlscript.
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					I just wrote unit tests for like the first time in my life (didn't find it useful in university, someone else handing in the project always did that). It cut my coding time by a factor of 3! You should try this one if haven't already, it really saved me a lot of headache right now.2
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					Normally I don't give a shit when I lost a job opportunity.
 
 But dude, this year everything is bad as fuck. I moved out (yet again) to marry and start a new life.
 
 And as I said a previous Rants, I got a client that just made me lost another client when they started to get shady. For almost a god dam month now, I can't find even a crappy job.
 
 This never happened. I got more than 10 opportunities. A handful of interviews, a few tests and none of them gave me a job.
 
 Now I have one week to get married.
 The money I saved whent to all expenses. And now my anxiety is kicking in like it never did in years.
 
 I really don't know what to do and I
 can't fucking sleep.10
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					When Microsoft shuttered Windows XP, my mom's old laptop became a virus-prone, sluggish machine. She let me have it, soon after which I decided to install Ubuntu on it. One thing I should note about this laptop is that the battery could not hold a charge. The power cord was the laptop's life support, and I made sure to place the power brick on a flat surface.
 One day, a new version of Ubuntu was released. I decided to perform a dist-upgrade. Because this laptop was on the older side, the ventilation left a lot to be desired by today's standards. Rather than roast my crotch, I placed my computer on the table and the power brick on a swivel chair next to me.
 I was working on an assignment for a class when I saw movement in my peripheral vision. I turned and watched in horror as my power brick fell off the chair, pulling the charging cord out of the laptop and turning off the laptop... MID-UPGRADE!
 Moral of the story, learn to navigate a computer via a text interface if you haven't already. It may save your ass someday. It saved mine.2
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					Couldn't save a file because it showed me that this file is opened somewhere else. So I go to the resource monitor to check for its handlers, but only explorer.exe showed in list. I restart explorer and get back to the code. For the first time..... for the first time in my life I hoped that this won't work. I press Ctrl+S, andddd, file was saved.
 
 So, basically, windows's explorer can lock files. Nice job Microsoft. Nice job.
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					It is the year 2451 ad and mankind rules the galaxy with a lazy iron fist. There are roughly 14,000 civilizations, comprised of just over
 17,000 intelligent species on a quarter of a million earth-like
 worlds. And all of them call themselves 'the galactic empire'.
 No one told them that twenty planets doesn't qualify them for the title "galactic."
 
 Well, we could rule, if we wanted to. Most of its just backwaters that no one wants anyway. It turned out that the reason no one invaded earth before was because they were too busy fighting themselves. Stupidity it appears, is not a unique human quality.That and the sex robots. Theres more of them in the galaxy than actual meatbags. Many species had taken to artificial wombs and 'vatbabies', which is exactly what they are called. Those poor bastards will carry that label for life.
 
 We never did break light speed, but most of the rich exist in hypersleep anyway. Most of them only wake up once a year or so. There are some that only creek out of bed to check their stock portfolio. I hear there is even one trillionaire thats up and about once a century to ask if we have broken light speed yet.
 
 Despite all the progress over the last 400 years, historians all agree about the most significant event in modern history.
 The lobster went extinct two hundred years ago on earth.
 Theres been riots ever since.
 
 * * *
 
 In other news I'm still working on the game I guess. It's like totally the most okay indie game you'll ever play--if I ever finish it.
 
 I put about a year of work into the NPC system, and then chatGPT came out.
 
 After everything thats happened, at this point I may just make a game about an indie dev making a survival game, being stuck in the actual apocalypse or some weird political dysopia.
 
 Put it on rewind, it was originally a zombie game. But at the time the market got flooded and steam sales for zombie games cratered. So I pivoted to something more along the lines of fallout. Then the flash market crashed, bunch of publishers folded, and adobe stopped support for flash (probably for the best). Then newgrounds, which I was gonna launch on for promotion (because actual marketing is expensive), ended support for flash.
 Was going the route of kickstarter, and that year the KS market got flooded and the bar rose almost over night so you needed super high production quality out the gate, and a network of support you already built for months.
 
 We had a brief nuclear war scare, and I watched the articles come out about market saturation for post-apocalypse games, so I pivoted back to zombies. Then covid happened and the entire topic was really fucked. So I went back to fallout meets rimworld. Then we had a flood of games doing that exact premise pretty much out of the fucking blue, so I went for a more single-survivor type game. Then ukraine happened and the threat of nuclear war has been slowly sapping the genre of its steam, on well, steam.
 Then I was told to get a cancer screening which I can't afford. Then I broke a tooth and spent a month in agony.
 
 Then a family member died. Then I made no money from the sale of a business I did everything to help get off the ground, then I helped renovate an entire house on short notice and sell it, then I lost two months living in a hotel
 while looking for a new place to live. Then I spent two and a half years suffering low-level alcoholism, insomnia, and drifting between jobs.
 Then I wrote amazing poetry. And then I rediscovered my love of math. And then I made out for the first time in over a year. And then I rediscovered my love of piano and guitar. And then I fell into severe depression for the last year. Then I made actual discoveries in math. And I learned to love my hobbies again, and jog, and not drink so much, and sing, and go on long drives, and occasional hikes, and talk to people again, and even start designing games and UIs again. And then I learned that doing amazing things without a lot of money is still possible, and then I discovered the sunk cost fallacy, and run on sentences, and how inside me there was a part of me that refused to quit because of circumstances I couldn't control, and then I learned that life goes on even when others lives have ended, even when everything and everyone never had an once of faith in you, and you've become the avatar of the bad luck brian meme..still, life goes on.
 
 And we try to pick up the pieces, try, one more time, because the climb, and the fall, and the getting back up, is all there is.
 
 What I would recommend, if you're thinking of making a game, or becoming an independent game developer, is, unless you have a *lot* of money upfront (think 50-100k saved, minimum, like one years income *bare* minimum), and unless you already have a full decade in the industry--don't make a game.
 
 Just don't.15
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					!rant && !!happiness;
 
 I told you some times ago that I was almost fired then put in a new position as tester: my goal is to test if the functionality asked by the client works the way it should.
 
 Today, after 3 months of doing this only, I got to speak with the lead developer, who pretty much saved my ass back then, and told me that not only he was pleased by my work, but he looked at the code I did and liked the organization I set up to handle multiple projects in one folder (trust me, it was INSANE), but he was also genuinely happy about how I'm training the new dude.
 
 And pretty much suddenly, he told me that my logic and knowledge about development was better than some of the colleagues who were there 2 years before I started, I just needed a bit of work to make people forget about what happened in January.
 
 Life is currently fucking good, it's almost sad I have nothing to rant about 😊😊1
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					Hello and welcome, to a presentation in which I will tell you my thoughts on the shortcomings of modern day computers and programming practices.
 
 Computers are based on a very fundamental and old idea, folders, and files, a file is basically a concrete amount of data, whereas a folder is a group of files, and it comes from the real life concept of files and folders, now it might be quite obvious already that using a concept invented in 1898 by a guy called Edwin G. Seibels, might not be the best way for computers to function in the year 2020, but alas, it is.
 
 Unless of course, you step into the world of a programmer.
 
 A programmer’s world is much different, they use this idea of a data structure, or in simpler terms, an object. An Object is just like what you would think of as an object in your head, something with different properties that you can think about in different ways, for example your mobile phone, it has a battery percentage, it has a screen size, it has free space available. Programmers use these data structures to analyse data very quickly, like finding all phones with a screen size bigger than a certain size for example.
 
 The problem is that programmers still use files and folders to create the programs that use these objects.
 
 Consider this example.
 
 Let’s say you want to create a virtual version of a drink bottle, consider what properties it will have, colour, volume, height, width, depth, material, etc..
 
 As a programmer, you can leverage programming features and change the properties of a drink bottle directly, if you wanted to change the colour, you just say, drink bottle “dot” colour, equals blue, or red.
 
 But if the drink bottle was represented as a file, all the drink bottles data would be inside the one file, so you would have to open the whole file, find the line or section of the file that has the colour data of the drink bottle, and select it, highlight it, delete what’s there, and type in your new value.
 
 One way to explain this better is to imagine a folder that now represents the drink bottle, imagine adding a new file into that folder that represents each property I described before, colour, volume, etc.., well now, you could just open that folder, find the file for colour, either by looking with your eyes or you could do a file search in the folder for a file called colour, open it, and edit the value inside. This way of editing objects is the one that more closely represents the way programmers and a program itself interacts with objects inside a running programming language.
 
 But the thing is, programmers don’t use the folder/file way of creating objects and putting them into programs, because it would be too cumbersome, they just create 1 file for an object, or have lots of objects in a file, and create all the objects in 1 file, and then run the program which creates the objects, then when they stop the program, it deletes the objects. So there is no actual link between the object in a file and the object that the program creates by reading the data from that file, if you change the object in your program, it does not get saved to the file.
 
 So programmers created databases to house these objects, but there is still a flaw in databases, they are hard to interface with, and mostly databases are just used to send data or retrieve data from, programmatically, you can’t really browse a database the way you can browse the files on your computer. You can, but database interfaces are not made to be easily navigated the way files and folders are.
 
 As it stands, there is no way to store objects instead of files on your computer and interact with them in complex ways the way programmers can inside the programs they create.
 
 If the idea of an object became standard the way a file and folder is standard, I think it would empower human’s a great deal to express things far more easily and fluidly than they can today.
 
 Thanks for reading.8
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					The amount of energy spent to just write ‘Hi’ and click a send button is so big that we should consider banning of sending hi messages.
 
 Instead of just saying “Hi!” we are now using analog to digital preprocessors that convert it to bunch of 0 and 1 to send it over communication layer and deliver it to other human being that will convert it from digital to analog by reading it but that is simple.
 
 By sending message using phone we also:
 - save it to local phone
 - convert it to couple protocols
 - transmit it over air so make connection to internet provider services that would generate logs on this provider as well as whole routing table before it gets to the target person
 - save it on messaging provider disk
 - probably be processed by filters by provider, sometimes be reviewed or listened by third parties and also processed in bulk by artificial intelligence algorithms
 - finally delivered to target phone and saved there where that person would just change this text to their inner voice and save it
 - sometimes encrypted and decrypted
 - sometimes saved on provider
 - sometimes saved on phone manufacturer cloud backup
 - don’t get me started on people involved to keep this infrastructure in place for you just to say hi
 
 There are also some indirect infinite possibilities of actions for example:
 - emit sound and light that can lead to walking from one room to other
 - the floor in your house is destroyed cause of it so you need to renovate your floor
 - sound can expose your position and kill you if you’re hiding from attacker
 - sound can wake you up so you wake up in different hours
 - it can stop you from having sex or even lead to divorce as a result simple hi can destroy your life
 - can get you fired
 - can prevent from suicide and as a result you can make technology to destroy humans
 
 and I can write about sound and light all day but that’s not the point, the point is that every invention makes life more complicated, maybe it saves time but does it really matter ?
 
 I can say that every invention we made didn’t make world simpler. The world is growing with complexity instead.
 
 It’s just because most of those inventions lead to computer that didn’t make our world simpler but made it more complicated.1
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					This always gets me:
 Developers complaining that their 4 year old / cheap ass computer is slow.
 
 Get. A. New. One.
 
 It's not that hard.
 Here, let me do one for you:
 https://computeruniverse.net/en/...
 
 I just went to a site that delivers across Europe, and selected a cheap laptop with a decent CPU and SSD. Short on RAM, sure, and without a Windows License. But you can buy RAM for an additional 50$, and that brings you to a total of 550€, delivery included. And it will WORK. And it will be fast.
 
 It's too expensive?
 No, not exactly. Wherever you are in the world, if you can code decently, good enough to have the right to complain about development tools, you are eligible to at least 10$ per hour income as a freelancer across the globe. I've had such opportunities offered to me by many organizations, especially non-profit ones that need cheap employees. I actually was offered more but let's stick to 10$ per hour.
 
 So that's 1600$ per month. Enough to buy 3 such laptops. Oh, taxes, I forgot. So you get 2 laptops. Wait! You need food and everything else. Well if you're in a country where that offer actually makes sense, then it's likely that you can live off of 400$ per month quite well. Maybe 800$ if you need to pay rent.
 So that's roughly 1 month of work for a laptop that will make you not waste time on waiting for stuff.
 
 Sweet! 1 Month! What does it get me?
 
 Well assuming that you have no laptop, it gets you A JOB that pays you 1600$ per month.
 But if you DO have a laptop, you can sell it for cheap, and benefit from the following:
 1. Boot-up time from 30-60 seconds to 10 seconds.
 2. Installing software - from 1 minute to 10 seconds.
 3. Opening a browser - from 10 seconds to 1 second.
 4. Opening an advanced text editor (Atom, VS.Code) - from 10 seconds to 1 second.
 5. Searching for a file on your entire hard drive - from 1 hour to 2 minutes.
 ....
 You get the point. Waiting is reduced by several times.
 
 So how much do you really wait when coding?
 
 Well are you compiling? Are you opening a new project and the IDE needs to re-index the files? Are you opening programs like a terminal emulator, browser and such? Are you using virtual machines for dev environments?
 Well all of these processes become several times faster. Depending on how often you do it, you'll be saving yourself from 1 hour per day to upto 4 hours per day (my case, where a HDD would be just out of the question).
 
 How much is that time worth? At least 10$ per day. If you're working for 20 days per month, 240 days per year, that's a total of 2400$. And for the life time of that crappy laptop of 2 years, that's 4800$ saved. And that's with hugely conservative numbers. Nobody pays 10$ per hour any more, except if you've just started in the industry. I know because I've been there.
 
 Please, for all that's sacred to you, justify right here, right now, HOW THE FUCK can you not afford to get that 8GB of RAM, that cheap ass SSD for 100$, or even a brand new laptop (hey! it's even portable and has FHD graphics on it!) for 550$.
 
 That's why every time I hear someone who is a professional developer complain that they don't have money for a decent machine, I have to ask: why the fuck are you wasting yours and everyone else's time?!10
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					A dev life in Queen songs:
 
 „A Kind of Magic“ - Build successful
 „A Winter’s Tale“ - Key Account Manager visits customer
 „Action This Day“ - Release day
 „All Dead, All Dead“ - System down
 „Another One Bites the Dust“ - kill -9 4711
 „Breakthru“ - 10 hour debuging session
 „Chinese Torture“ - Microsft Office
 „Coming Soon“ - Client asks for delivery date
 „Dead on Time“ - shutdown -t 10
 „Doing All Right“ - How's the progress on the new feature?
 „Don’t Lose Your Head“ - git push -f
 „Don’t Stop Me Now“ - In the zone
 „Escape from the Swamp“ - Hand in resignation letter
 „Forever“ - while(1)
 „Friends Will Be Friends“ - friend class Vector;
 „Get Down, Make Love“ - No rule to make target "Love"
 „Hammer to Fall“ - Release day
 „Hang on in There“ - 2 weeks until release
 „I Can’t Live With You“- Microsoft
 „I Go Crazy“ - Microsoft
 „I Want It All“ - Google
 „I Want to Break Free“ - free( (void*) 0xDEADBEEF );
 „I’m Going Slightly Mad“ - Impossible feature requested
 „If You Can’t Beat Them“ - Impossible feature promised by sales
 „In Only Seven Days“ - Impossible feature ordered
 „Is This the World We Created...?“ - Philosphic moments
 „It’s a Beautiful Day“ - Weekend
 „It’s a Hard Life“ - Weekday
 „It’s Late“ - Deadline was last week
 „Jesus“ - WTF?
 „Keep Passing the Open Windows“ - Interprocess communication
 „Keep Yourself Alive“ - Daily struggle
 „Leaving Home Ain’t Easy“ - Time to get up and go to work
 „Let Me Entertain You“ - Sales meets customer
 „Liar“ - Sales
 „Long Away“ - Project start
 „Loser in the End“ - Dev
 „Lost Opportunity“ - Job ad
 „Love of My Life“ - emacs/vim
 „Machines“ - Computer
 „Made in Heaven“ - git
 „Misfire“ - Unhandled exception at Memory location 0xDEADBEEF
 „My Life Has Been Saved“ - Google drive/Facebook
 „New York, New York“ - Meeting at customer
 „No-One But You“ - Bus factor = 1
 „Now I’m Here“ - Morning rush hour
 „One Vision“ - Management goals
 „Pain Is So Close to Pleasure“ - NullPointerExcption
 „Party“ - Delivery completed
 „Play the Game“ - Customer meeting inhous -
 „Put Out the Fire“ - Support hotline
 „Radio Ga Ga“ - GSM/GPRS/UMTS/LTE/5G
 „Ride the Wild Wind“ - Arch Linux
 „Rock It“ - Linux
 „Save Me“ - CTRL-S/CTRL-Z
 „See What a Fool I’ve Been“ - git blame
 „Sheer Heart Attack“ - rm -rf /
 „Staying Power“- UPS
 „Stealin’“ - Stack Overflow
 „The Miracle“ - It works
 „The Night Comes Down“ - It doesn't work
 „The Show Must Go On“ - Project cancelled
 „There Must Be More to Life Than This“ - Philosophic moments
 „These Are the Days of Our Lives“ - Daily routine
 „Under Pressure“ - 1 day until release
 „Was It All Worth It“ - Controlling
 „We Are the Champions“ - Release finished
 „We Will Rock You“ - Sales at customer
 „Who Needs You“ - HR
 „You Don’t Fool Me“ - Debugging session
 „You Take My Breath Away“ - rm -rf /
 „You’re My Best Friend“ - emacs/vim4
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					Reading financial advisors: "you should have saved your annual income at the age of 30 if you want to retire at the age of 67"
 *swallows on my own spit*
 I guess my life is senseless from now on.1
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					When my manager, blatantly miscommunicated several things to me a couple of years ago, and scapegoated me by saying a comment I NEVER once heard said about me, in any context ever, "you communicate badly-- you need to communicate better", I took it seriously.
 
 Fast forward, two years later. I'm doing wonderful at my job, yet I cannot get over that incident. I thought about it some more. Why did she say that to me? Why did she address it to me after her mistake? Why was she not aware of the real reason I missed the meeting?
 
 Out of all useful bits of knowledge I gathered over the years, it's kinda comical that psychology came in the most handy at the workplace. There's very little to be gained from trying to psychoanalyze strangers, friends, and family... but it's almost saved my life at the job.
 
 You see, if I attack an approach even in the most formal tones, or even worse, defend my approach, there's nothing coming from that. The situation now becomes my situation. When I become "aware" of the truth of the situation I become able to control the situation, not just myself. That way, you're not in a fisticuff fight with your boss, and you are not left defeated by the situation. Exercising control of the situation in such a manner that they are left defeated by the situation, not by you directly, is the only way you can win as an employee.
 Any other way, you'll get under-appreciated, underpaid, overworked, overlooked, etc.
 So, my boss at the time, was defeated by the situation of her being a bad leader; and instead of clarifying those feelings to me or ignoring them entirely... she validated her false self using her real emotions.
 
 You can only reverse that, by developing fake emotions, to display a real self.
 
 They can't blame you, and when they feel self-defeated, they cannot pretend it was you who caused it (bringing it back to a sane level of reality). They might rage if they're childish but it will not cause a single hair in your body to twitch because you did not "respond to their email" or "throw someone under the bus for their convenience", the situation did, they beat themselves by attacking you while the situation came down on them.
 If I had to explain I would say that the situation is controlled by creating a mirror of the employee that follows their orders perfectly. That employee won't feel defensive: they already do everything right. The employee is crafted by becoming aware of the teams impacted in the situation and their true intent and creating "the situation", "the owner".
 "The owner" reflects to people from the perspective of the situation and not from your own. This way you can't make a wrong move and are not emotionally involved with yourself.
 It enables you to emotionally notice others. It also makes you safe, because you have the situation-mirror that's really doing the battling. The situation-mirror eventually creates a situation where the other person starts attacking reality (the situation) instead of attacking you.
 
 Now, it's up to you whether you want to use that as a way to cooperate with your boss to beat this new reality, or as a way to gain coherence on your reality outside of your boss. I have noticed most people tend to realize this somewhere along the line and retreat and stop fighting, and quit their jobs.
 
 I've been doing this in a corporate environment for a couple of weeks. I have already become greatly stressed and subjugated by the company for which my company works for. 20 of them sit here every day and devalue everything. Yet.... They're completely incompetent, spoilt, lazy and worst of all, they control how the software is being created. There isn't a single person on their side responsible for their requests to make sense and work with each other. So you can imagine how much blame they need to assign to us devs. They don't know what they want but want something anyway and then they'll see if that's what they want but everything under the tightest deadline possible. They're all clients and they all escalate to the board of directors any bad word directed at them. So you can imagine the narcissism that develops in that environment.
 I have made them argue with reality and self-defeat numerous times. They have now started to back off and are being more polite and courteous. They have also not escalated anything anymore. Just as I was faking "happy" while I felt intimidated by them. I have not committed a single angry act and yet they are not feeling superior anymore. The reality of the situation is that we need to make a software and if you make them battle this instead of battling you, they can't beat you.6
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					My Top 10 most useless keys (#1 is worst):
 1. Stop (the media key).
 2. Pause/Break. (I understand this has historical usage, but I personaly have never used it.)
 3. Page Up
 4. Page Down
 5. Scroll Lock
 6. All those little shortcut keys along the top (above the F-keys) which open things like IE, My Documents, email etc.
 7. All the modifier combinations of back tick (it in itself is useful, but WTF is a split pipe supposed to mean!? Or a ¬ !?)
 8. Right Windows key.
 9. Insert. Again, it has historical significance, but it's completely useless! Especially when you press it by accident.
 10. The Menu key which opens the context menu.
 I know some people will probably say 'the [blah] key saved my life once...', but I just rebind these keys with AHK. (http://autohotkey.com)7
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					The most annoying popup I hope to not see clicking on a link.
 
 Other cookie [de]selectors seem to have proper "reject all" mechanism. This one not only doesn't have that, it also always has an annoyingly long vendor list.
 Also, if I unselect cookies, my choice is only saved for several days. After a week or two it tends to expire and the clickfest starts again
 
 They prolly hope to overwhelm me with the number of clicks required to unselect them all. Well joke's on them, it's a matter of principle. I know where I'll spend the next 15minutes of my life now... 15 15
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					I legit had this dream early morning today.
 
 A bunch of kids (grade 10ish) were stuck somewhere and helicopters had been sent in for rescue. Strings were thrown down to airlift 'em and just like that, one kid was being pulled up. Everyone was horrified to see that the strings were giving way for just this kid while the others were being pulled up easily. The rescue team attempted the act multiple times but no go.
 
 After all the hullabaloo it turned out that the pen-drive in his pocket had a node_modules folder. Deleting it made him lighter and that saved his life omg. :')
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					I feel like writing or telling people about the time I jumped from Windows 7 Ultimate and jumping to Windows 10. (I'm not against 10, but I'm never updating after what had happened to me)
 It all starts when none of my games will play due to a possible issue with my graphics card. I look up "3D source game bug" and not many results pop up. I go on Microsoft's Qna areas and ask this question but to my surprise nothing they say would make sense. "Clean the pins of your graphics card, make sure you verify the games on Steam". I verified the games and they checked out as perfectly fine. I don't have access to my graphics card because this is a laptop, sadly not a tower.
 Two months pass and my computer is already showing signs of stress, like it didn't want to live in a sense. It was three times slower than when I was on Windows 7 and it was unallocating areas of my main hard drive where I could make virtual hard drives.
 Instantly I start looking up Linux distros and find Linux Mint. 17.3 was the current version at the time. I downloaded it and burned it onto a DVD-rom and rebooted my computer. I loaded into the disc and to my surprise it seemed almost like Windows 7 apart from the Linux part. I grab my external hard drive and partition it to hold the Linux distro and leave it plugged in incase Windows 10 does actually fail.
 On December 19, a few months after Windows 10 had released. I start my laptop to try and continue my studies in video game development. But to my surprise, Windows 10 had finally crashed permanently. The screen flickered blue and black, and an error box saying Loginui.exe failed to start. I look at it for a solid minute as my computer had just committed suicide in a sense.
 I reboot thinking it would fix the error but it didn't. I couldn't log in anymore.
 I force shutdown the laptop and turn it back on putting it into safe mode.
 To my surprise loginui.exe works and I sign in. I look at my desktop, the space wallpaper I always admired, the sound files, screen shots I had saved.
 I go into file explorer and grab everything out of my default hard drive Windows was installed on. Nothing but 400gb got left behind and that was mainly garbage prototypes I had made and Windows itself. I formatted my external hard drive and placed everything on it. Escaping Windows 10 with around 100GB of useful data I looked at the final shutdown button I would look at.
 I click it and try to boot into normal Windows 10. But it doesn't work. It flickers and the error pops up once more.
 I force it to shutdown and insert the previous Linux Mint disc I made and format the default hard drive through Linux. I was done. 10 gave me a lot of shit. Java wouldn't work, my games has a functional UI but no screen popped up except a black abyss and it wouldn't even let me try to update my graphics card, apparently my AMD Radeon 5450 was up to date at the AMD Radeon 5000's.
 I installed Linux Mint and thinking the games would actually play I open steam and Launch Half-Life 2 to check if Linux would be nicer to me than Windows 10 had been.
 To my surprise the game ran. The scene from Highway 17 popped on screen and the UI was fully functional. But it was playing at 10-15fps rather than the usual 60-70fps. Keep look at my drivers and see my graphics card isn't in use. I do some research and it turns out I have a Hybrid Laptop.
 Intel HD Graphics and an AMD Radeon 5450 and it was using the Intel and not the AMD. Months of testing and attempts of getting the games to work at high frame rates pass and the Damn thing still functions at a low terrible fps. Finally I give up. I ask my mom for a Windows 7 disc and she says we can't afford it. A few months pass and I finally get a Windows 7 installation disc through money I've saved up. Proudly I put it into my optical disc drive and install it to my main hard drive deleting Linux completely. I announced to all my friends my computer was back in working order and I install everything I needed, Steam, Skype, Blender, and Unity as well as all my games. I test Half-Life 2 and it's running exceptionally smoothly, I test Minecraft at max settings and it's working beautifully. The computer was functioning properly once again and my life as a developer started as I modeled things and blender, learned beginners C# and learned a lot of Batch. Today the computer still runs at a great speed and I warn others of what happened to me after I installed Windows 10 to my machine if they are thinking of switching from 7 or 8 on an older machine.
 Truly the damage to my data cannot be undone. But the memory of the maintenance, work, tests, all are a memory of how Windows 10 ruined me and every night before the one year anniversary of Windows 10's release, I took out the battery of my laptop and unplugged it from the a.c. power, just so Windows 10 doesn't show it's DLLs, batch scripts, vbs scripts, anything on my computer. But now, after this has happened and I have recovered, I now only have a story to tell5
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					I mostly come back to programming for the kicks of when something actually works :) But the reason I started was a life changing moment of black and green Space Invaders some 30+ years ago. After that it was all about computers and/or gaming.
 
 My mom thought she was being smart saying I could buy something for my own money. Saved like crazy and sold all my toys. That got me 8bit Sega Master System.
 
 I continued with C64, Amiga 500, a few Pentiums and a bunch of PCs before iMacs and Macbooks took over.
 
 There are so many better developers so just as with music I just create stuff for fun, challenge and personal expression. But at work there are also opportunities to improve the world a little bit by dev work and I'm always grateful for the chance.
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					For reasons I won't disclose, I am just switching off reality in a pretty hardcore way.
 
 Hours, and I mean almost half the fucking day, spent soloing my own TTRPG. It's actually the most fun I've had in years, I think I'm becoming slightly addicted. Dude, I have an abyss of grimdark lore, it's fucking crazy. I'm just bending the space-time continuum with my sorcerous ways, turns out the piece of shit $2 mechanics I designed are so flexible the game simply takes no effort to enjoy.
 
 Anyway, I don't feel bad for this specifically. I do my daily work hours so I'm at peace, and allow myself to just do what I want to do.
 
 Everything else is what gets me down. Fucking shit, man. I'd be ashamed of complaning, as I have it very good. I like my job and I like my game too. No problems there.
 
 But the fact that I cannot go anywhere beyond those two things does raise little bit of an alarm, buried somewhere deep beneath the hundred tomes of forbidden spells I'm collecting on the alcove, down by my quarters on the cursed tower.
 
 Tomorrow night, I'm going on more mystical adventures together with my vampire homegirl. She's a total boss. I was at 1 HP with both my fucking legs broken and no mana, just sitting on the sidelines trying not to die, while she fended off an inquisitor two times her level, all by herself. I know she's a fictional character but I said thank you for real a couple times, just to be nice, as she totally saved my arcane ass.
 
 Now, you get me, right? It's escapism, and I'm great at it, a little bit too much. Honestly, once I'm done with my responsibilities for the day, I just don't feel like doing much of anything else, and I'm not crazy enough (yet) to not notice the downside, that being, no fucking life outside of working and locking myself up inside dark fantasy wonderland.
 
 I suppose this is my roundabout way to say this better than sex, but I don't know if you would understand the sentiment.
 
 Anyway, shutting off reality again in twelve or so hours, can't fucking wait.5
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					What's the deal with this carry on?
 
 At face value this looks like intimidation, underneath, it may just be a local joker I don't know about.
 
 Regardless, let me explain something, I don't know any and I don't know anyone who likes them. I have no problem whatsoever saying this to anyone, face to face!
 
 My dad and my late brother are named after my grandads brother who saved my grandfathers life and died fighting fascists in the north Atlantic while keeping it open for the war effort during WWII.
 
 I'll let this fly because I don't know enough being new here and all, but I had to clear the air. Okay?? 46 46
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					Fuck, now I'm actually somewhat mad how much time those figma plugins could've saved me lol.
 
 Especially things like generating a quick color palette, that immediately pastes them next to the element are so damn useful.
 
 Generating real-life data into text elements, avatars pulled right from an API, auto fetched graphs for example data, all the goodies that make life easier.5
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					Microservices
 
 Lets take an example: Products service & orders service.
 
 When I want to save an order for a user, data saved as
 1. UserId, ProductId, Quantity, Date
 
 Or
 2. UserId, Name, Email, ProductId, ProductName, Quantity, Date
 
 I'm a bit confused here because if I'm going to fetch that purchase, in example 1, it will return IDs requiring another trip to server to get user & product info
 
 In example two it takes only one trip BUT if any changes is made to either user info or product info it means I'm returning wrong info to the user.
 
 What do we do in this scenario? Excuse my questions first time applying Microservices and been using monolith all my life6
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					"Did you know that this popup saved the life of countless API calls by preventing users from frantically clicking the 'Continue' button?'
 
 Another funny line I added to a dialog in my project today as one of its finishing touches :D
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					I recommend this to 'myself later'
 
 #MISSING_OLD_RANTS #MY_OLD_RANT
 
 you are in the flow maaan... you fucking rock it... i swear, to GOD!
 I'm in the most mindblowing.. thinking out-of-the-box... thinking about the system... everything that just can help recover a little piece of your soul... and resolving the worst bugs you've ever had... and you are just fucking ROCK IT! And you are on the highway to finish it all, but then suddenly a thought kicks in, and won't let you "do ya' thing".
 
 That little piece of shit is now not a man, not a thing, nor anything... just some old tune from your dreams... and NOW! You! You are in the flow... and suddenly know what is your youtube's playlist name... from your saved 170+ playlists...most of them with 30+ saved videos... and you fucking see through that madness now, and THAT contains that tune!!!
 
 You dropp EVERYTHING! YOU ARE IN THE FLOW! And you just solved a "bug" inside you, 'cause if you listen that song, than finally will Soothe Your Pain (haha... https://youtu.be/MJpQx57uoRc )... And you know it... you are in a hurry, and you will forget the name again... so you just go to youtube... and try to search it... "piano"
 
 you are always in a hurry... so -> hotkey Ctrl + T... (y -> auto youtube search) "y_piano" -> result is "personalized"...
 yeah, innnntresting...
 a lot of really irrelevant youtube videos...
 Ok... scroll down...
 
 loading more...
 
 BOOM Dr. Dre ft. Snoop Dogg between Mozart and Chopin...
 
 "ok so personalized..." but not my playlist...
 
 You check your youtube account... playlists... ALL PLAYLIST -> "Ahh finally, maybe a new search implementation!"...
 
 Naaah... just shitty 170+ videos...
 "thanks youtube..." No filter, no search... NOTHING...
 
 "Fuck..." ok. fuck... go to old youtube page, you saved just for these situations... (remember... you are clever! and thank me later: https://youtube.com/view_all_playli... )
 
 And it is not looking like it looked back in the day... and a little piece of it warns me that it will be removed soon... :'(
 
 You lost the flow... you desperatly breaks down... What?!?!! that is the worst thing could happen to me... this is the only search option which works atleast a little bit... and it don't bothers anyone... and it will be abandoned, and shut down soon... :'(
 
 So you sadly search that playlist... listen to that tune... turns up the volume... so that I can cry calmly in the corner, and no one can hear it...
 
 And you know, everything you done, is fucked up, you don't even remember where this half sandwich came, in front of you?! nor what is the time?! anything...
 You just wasted half an our, from your best fuckig time you can have right now... you could done all your tasks, all your bugs inside you... but you fucking wasted 30+ minutes (btw which is the most valuable thing in this fucking miserable life... and you wasted it to "search the youtube's UI where could you finally SEARCH WITH GOOGLE/YOUTUBE"!!!
 
 And even that song is ruined for you now, 'cause this will be even worst in the future...rant #yt_fucked #google #google_the_search_engine #youtube_search_fucked #rip_yt_utility #my_old_rant #missing_old_rants2
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					Using a raw vmdk on windows and not knowing that after reboot windows decided to reorder my drive numbers. Then proceed to install a Linux onto an other hdd deleting the partition table and many things. Happily vbox crashed before it wrote a lot then I realized that my drive is not there anymore. Anyway photorec saved my life. I survived without any major losses.
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					I have just slept for a minimum of 5 hours. It is 7:47 PM atm.
 Why?
 We have had a damn stressful day today.
 We have had a programming test, but it really was rather an exam.
 Normally, you get 30 minutes for a test and 45 minutes for an exam.
 
 In this "test" we have had to explain what 'extends' does and name a few advantages of why one should use it.
 Check.
 Read 3 separate texts and write the program code on paper. It was about 1 super class and 1 sub class with a test class in Java.
 Check.
 Task 3: Create the UML diagram of the code from above. *internally: From above? He probably means my code since there is no other code there. *Checks time*. I have about 3 minutes left. Fuck my life.*
 Draws the boxes. Put the class names in each of them. A private attribute for the super class.
 Teacher: Last minute!
 Draw the arrow starting starting from the sub class to the super class.
 Put my name on each written paper. And mentally done for the day. Couldn't finish the last task. Task 3.
 During this "test", I heard the frustrations of my classmates. Seemed like everyone was pretty much pissed.
 After a short discussion with the teacher who also happens to be the physics professor of a university nearby.
 [If you are reading this, I hope that something bad happens to you]
 The next course was about computer systems. Remember my recent rant about DNS, dhcp, ftp, web server and samba on ubuntu?
 We have had the task to do the screenshots of the consoles where you proof that you have dhcp activated on win7 machine etc. Seemed ok to me. I would have been done in 10 minutes, if I would be doing this relaxed. Now the teacher tells us to change the domain names to <surnameOfEachStudent>.edu.
 I was like: That's fine.
 Create a new user for the samba server. Read and write directories. Change the config.
 Me: That should be easy.
 Create new DNS entries in the configs.
 Change the IPv6 address area to 192.168.x.100-200/24 only for the dhcp server.
 Change the web server's default page. Write your own text into it.
 You will have 1 hour and 30 minutes of time for it.
 Dumbo -ANGRY-CLIENT-: Aye. Let us first start screenshotting the default page. Oh, it says that we should access it with the domain name. I don't have that much time. Let us be creative and fake it, legally.
 Changes the title element so that it looks like it has been accessed via domain name. Deletes the url and writes the domain name without pressing Enter. Screenshot. Done. Ok, let us move to the next target.
 Dhcp: Change lease time. Change IP address area. Subnet mask. Router. DNS. Broadcast. Optional domain name. Save.
 Switches to win7.
 ipconfig /release
 ipconfig /renew
 Holy shit it does not work!
 After changing the configs on ubuntu for a legit 30 minutes: Maybe I should change the ip of the ubuntu virtual machine itself. *me asking my old self: why did not you do that in the first place, ass hole?!*
 Same previous commands on win7 console. Does not work. Hmmm...
 Where could be the problem?
 Check the IP of the ubuntu server once again. Fml. Ubuntu did not save when I clicked on the save button the first time I have changed it. Click on save button 10 times to make sure it really is saved now lol.
 Same old procedure on win7.
 Alright. Dhcp works. Screenshot.
 Checks time. 40 minutes left.
 DNS:It is your turn. Checks bind9 configs. sudo nano db.reverse.edu.
 sudo nano db.<mysurname>.edu.
 Alright. All set. It should work now.
 Ping win7 from ubuntu and vice versa. Works. Ping domain name on windows 7 vm. Does not work.
 Oh, I forgot to restart the bind9 server on ubuntu.
 sudo service bind stop
 " " " start
 Check DNS server IP on win7. It looks fine.
 It still doesn't work. Fuck it. I have only 20 minutes left. Samba. Let us do this!
 10 minutes in. No result. I don't remember why. I already forgot why I have done for it. It was a very stressful day.
 Let us try DNS again.
 Oh shit. I forgot the resolver!
 sudo nano /etc/resolv.conf
 The previous edits are gone. Dumb me. It says it in the comments. Why did not I care about it. Fuck it.6 minutes left. Open a yt video real quick. Changes the config file. Saves it. Restarts DNS and dhcp. Closes the terminal and opens a new one. The changes do not affect them until you reopen them. That's why.
 Change to win7.
 Ping works. How about nsloopup.
 Does not work.
 Teacher: 2 minutes left!
 Fuck it.
 Saves the word document with the images in it. Export as pdf. Tries to access the directories of the school samba server. Does not work. It was not my fault tho. Our school server is in general very slow. It feels like they are not maintained and left alone like this in the dust from the 90s.
 Friend gets the permission to put his document on a USB and give the USB to the teacher.
 Sneaky me: Hey xyz, can you give me your USB real quick?
 Him: sure.
 Gets bombed with "do you want to format the USB?" pop-ups 10 times. Fml. Skips in a fast way.
 Transfers the pdf. Plug it out. Give it back.
 After this we have had to give a presentation in politics. I am done.6
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					Well my last job was nothing but a call center with AT&T, but I will tell the story of how I got my current job which is also my first job as a developer.
 
 I was living in Texas. I just moved out of a house I was renting and my girlfriend at the time moved back to Missouri and she was about 5 months pregnant.
 
 She wanted us to all be in Missouri because that's where her family is. No big deal for me, but we didn't have a place to stay yet in Missouri and it was difficult to find a job in a city that has very little to offer in what I do, and of course, wants experienced people despite what said they were looking for.
 
 For 5 months I kept looking for a job while I stayed with my parents and worked at the call center and she with her mom and stepdad so I could save up to not only make the trip to Missouri but to be able to make a payment on a place which we were also having trouble finding.
 
 Even if I didn't have a job or if we didn't find a place, I was not going to miss the birth of my child. So, within about 3 weeks of her due date, it was time for me to make the trip to Missouri. I still haven't found a job but at least we were going to have a place ready for my child within the week. With all the money I saved, we could get through a couple of months of rent, bills and necessities, but still needed to find work.
 
 After only a week after we got the place, I almost gave up so I started to apply at restaurants as a backup after I found a couple more places. The restaurants were quick to respond and I had interviews scheduled for the week that I applied. I knew I was going to be miserable working at a restaurant, but I needed a job, any job. As a last attempt, the day before my first interview with one restaurant, I found a new posting for an entry level position early in the morning. I quickly sent in my resume but didn't expect anything until weeks later. It only took a few hours for a reply and he wondered if we could do a phone interview. I said yes, of course. After the interview, he said that he had one more person to interview but he would let me know. I thought, great, there goes my chance. After only an hour of waiting, while I was looking for more places to apply, he calls me back saying that he wants to hire me. Immediately after I got the job I cancel my other interviews and I started the next day.
 
 It was great I got the job, but it was a far drive. However, they did offer telecommuting, but I had to come in every day until they felt I understood their work flow. I did inform my boss that my son would be born really soon but he was okay with letting me take off when it was time.
 
 I started on a Wednesday in May of 2014 and made the 1.5 hour drive every day. After only working 10 days, my girlfriend calls me at work saying that it's time for the baby to come but it would be a while so I could finish my shift and then come straight to the hospital.
 
 I get there but still no baby. It was a long labor which ended up in C-section at 4 in the morning the next day. My son was finally born on a Wednesday and it was the greatest thing in my life.
 
 But now, I am a single dad(about a year now and it was mutual) and I am the only developer as of a couple of weeks ago. Despite how they handle things and my annoying coworker that sits next to me which I have ranted about in a previous posts, I do enjoy working there trying to improve and move the company forward. After all, I work from home 3 days out of the week now. The rants will still come lol.
 
 Sorry for the mood kill at the end but that's my story. 😁
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					This is the link that has brought me the most joy acceleration in my life.
 Go see what it does yourself.
 I love adminer so much.
 Hyper recommended.
 Screw MySQL Workbench.
 
 (this rant was saved since that day images stopped working, good job guys) 3 3
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					So, the reason the world sucks, is they look at restoring everything to a livable situation as going backwards.
 
 Back to a better time
 Back before a person knew something
 would have saved us all a lot more youth life and hardship if they'd pulled their heads out of their asses and realized the generalized TRENDS are not hard and fast rules like they try to make them.
 
 Easier for nothing to be forever most especially if they didn't lie so much. Like saying someone is dead who is not, or someone is alive who is not, or messing with someones finances or stress levels or pretending that a person isn't able to return to a profession after a hiatus or that hardship that makes a person blameless for unemployment etc is a life ender because some younger idiot is always on the way.
 
 or how about just the dynamic of losing everything due to losing/leaving a job, being incarcerated, or having a health problem. these things are ALL exploitable concepts that are taken advantage of every day when they should be insulated against so society can thrive and be safeguarded against the most warped members of the human race.
 
 if we wrote code the way they govern or live everytime someone kicked their box something would work, and everytime they hit enter more than once their machine would overheat and turn off.
 
 hell or if you waited a few seconds it would delete your whole database.
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					Programming is life ❤️
 Just as life, it has it's ups and downs, but it's truly satisfying to create complex systems and get them to actually work and be useful to others.
 We have only just started with the digitalisation of previously manual, tedious tasks. Imagine what all this saved time and labour could bring us to achieve in areas we haven't yet had the time to explore.
 I hope mankind is ready for the ongoing and upcoming challenges regarding data privacy and security.
 
 Nah, in reality, we will be stuck with Fakebook and Tweeter selling all our dickpics to *in Trump voice* "Chiner" and censoring unpopular opinion and discourse.
 These "digital parasites" can all go sit on a rusty spike.
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					FML! Icons missing from taskbar..check resources..available memory 1MB.. o.O
 
 Okaaaay, usually with missing icons I restart explorer.exe.. restarts all good..not sure on the ram consuption at those times..
 
 Well now that I did the same thing it fuckin closed everything!! Unsaved changes gone..VS saved changes..fuck me if I know what happened.. didn't check yet as it pissed me off, so I'm rebooting the comp..
 
 So yeah, on top of everything that can go wrong in my life rn.. this..fuuuuuuck!!
 
 P.S. people who actually use wins..how much ram you got?! 🤔6
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					So a bit ago I posted a rant saying that I would be getting ElementaryOS onto my computer and trying it out, buckle up kiddos because this goes to shit in just a moment.
 
 I did everything right, used Rufus correctly and didn't destroy my computer nor my installer, good! I set it up, get everything going and everything is running smoothly. One problem... I couldn't download **any** programs that weren't from the Ubuntu Store, which really annoyed me because I like to use Brackets, and I couldn't find it in the UStore...
 
 So I messed up **really** bad here... I didn't *format* my Elementary Installer, but tried to delete the files like a pleb and stick an Ubuntu ISO in it's place, I didn't even think on going through Rufus again, I just slapped that shit in there without a thought.
 
 I restart my computer, I read a forum stating that I would get an option that allows Ubuntu (or another Linux distro) to take over the partition of a previous distro. Neat! Another bloody problem is that I decided to use "Win + R" and manually delete the Elementary partition **myself**... What is even wrong with me...
 
 So I restarted it, and before my father left to go shopping, he said I should go into the BIOS to change the boot order (Now this is where I **really fucked up**. Thought what I said before was bad?).
 Cool, so I boot my PC and go into the BIOS, now I couldn't figure out on my computer where the boot order was, when it was right in my face the whole damn time... I managed to almost destroy my entire BIOS with the fucking file in my USB stick, because I was being an idiot...
 
 I restart, GRUB opens up with a black screen and white text in the top left corner, know what the most important line is in that small block of words? "unknown filesystem"... Of fucking course I fucked it that bad, GRUB didn't even give me the option of just using Windows 10 instead, just quietly gave me the middle finger since I basically nearly fucked everything.
 
 What's funny is that I had someone (who lives with us, let's call him Jeff) look at my computer because I was done being a dumbass.
 He told me that I still had my BIOS (which was a bloody relief, because I thought I basically destroyed my computer doing what I did) and that all I need to do is fix the installer I tried to use.
 
 I gave him the USB and just started to play on my phone.
 Then I remembered something maybe an hour or so ago... I had an older installer that I used on my shitty laptop awhile back, if I can find it again I could just use that instead of waiting on Jeff. I dug around my room and found the USB that had a working Ubuntu ISO on, correctly placed inside this time.
 
 I basically walked up to my computer, plugged it in and started it up, and it worked. I got Ubuntu and Windows 10 back, and I was basically laughing like I just saved a man's life.
 
 Moral of this story: Don't be like me and do something stupid, especially if you don't know what the fuck you're attempting at...
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					Really long story. It begins when I was 11 years old, Harry Potter was kind of a hit (it was the beginning) and a lot of site based of the universe where popping everywhere on the internet. I wanted to make mine so much I subscribed to a french website which offered free tutorials on differents languages. The site is still up, it is now called OpenClassrooms and it saved my life a lot.
 I tried to learn HTML (4 at the time if my memory's good) and CSS, but my mother didn't believe in my project and made me quit.
 Nine years after, I was looking for something to do in my life: I tried a cursus in art history and archeology, I made a Baker school, but my life didn't feel filled.
 I heard about a formation in a town near mine, and was for everyone, newbies or veterans, who wanted to have their diploma either in networks or in code.
 The coding classes where fantastic. We learned VB.net, Pascal, php, laravel, C#, SQL, PL/SQL (we had a teacher who was absolutely fan of Oracle), I topped my class and now I am in the next formation for my Bachelor. Today I learn Java, Symfony, Android.
 The ones who taught me to code? Internet, my teachers, books. But my teachers were the most important, because they gave me the confidence.
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					Imagining all of the disapproving faces of your relatives while you lie in the storm drain, hearing the wails of the other fallen who neglected to account for the crappy economy, wishing you had just typed in those two words that could have saved you from a life of ineptitude caused by procrastination.
 
 "Hello World."
 
 //Basically imagine the worst possible outcome. Ask your parents for helpful suggestions
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					I have never felt better after my break-up, I think today is the day I can say I have moved on and the only thing that saved me was programming. Working on a big project and dedicating most of the time working hard. Every time I solved a bug or added a feature I felt better, felt proud of myself. My self-esteem has improved drastically. And continuously winning in 3 big hackathon events acted as a cherry on top. Now when I look back at the old version of me I find how funny it was, all that drama and mood swings. If I could go back in time I would tell myself just one thing - "Do programming like anything and become so good at it that you don't get time to give fucks to anyone else in life".
 Moral of the story - "Love programming you will learn how to love yourself "2
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					2 days hard thinking why my prepared statement not saved to the database, until I found this
 ...
 ADDDATA
 ...
 And I only put the parameter with ADDATA
 ...
 How beautiful my life. Thanks ADDDDDDDDDSDDDDSSDDSDDDDDDSDDDDDDATA 1 1
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					The History of The Scriping Lanuages (JavaScript, Python, and especially PHP):
 
 Once upon a time someone found themselves stranded in the middle of the wilderness without nothing to eat or drink. Having watched Bear Grills as a kid, they grabbed a chunk of elephant excrement and started drinking from it, and the poop saved their life. In that moment, under those very specific and dire circumstances, in that very small scale, excrement was an appropriate solution; but that person did not ever drink from poop again.
 
 Alas, upon hearing this tale, people from around the continent got fascinated with this new extraordinary recipe that had the capacity of saving lives! This new treat became viral. Shit juice, shit pie, and even a shitmulated Microsoft 98! Businesses built their foundations with shit, shit factories, individual shit brokers and recruiters! Everyone wanted a piece of this convenient and disruptive delicacy!
 
 But, alas! as that first person knew, these implementations were not much more than mere shit1
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					So apparently there's a trend in non-educational games teaching kids how to handle real life crisis.
 
 Last week I witnessed a 14 yo girl handling an anxiety attack of a grown ass person and she learned that from Ancestors: The Humankind Odyssey - https://devrant.com/rants/6229469/...
 
 Now I hear 12 years ago there was a boy who saved his sister from a moose attack by... taunting - a skill he learned from World of Warcraft: https://nextnature.net/story/2010/...
 
 Anyone has more stories like this?4
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					!rant !dev
 
 So, following up my last rant.
 https://devrant.com/rants/2433162
 
 I quit on Friday, this is what I said to my bosses.
 
 "In the last week I had, 2 panic attacks, and I have 2 theories for this, one is that I have underlying psychological problems, the other theory is that we are under an impossible task, I choose to say now that I have to quit because I have psychological issues, but if you are willing to hear my other theory, that involves saying that meeting the deadline is not viable, then I can tell you that, so do want to listen that part?.
 
 Bosses: No, we heard enough, we are going to have your contract terminated in order, and we will let you know when you can come and pick your paycheck."
 
 So, that's them. Now about me and how I re-discovered GTD, or more precisely how I organized my whole weekend using taskwarrior with GTD, and why I think is going to be useful as a freelancer.
 
 Before I feel good about telling you about my weekend I have to tell you a few things about myself.
 
 I am a very impulsive person, I have a lot of energy in short surges, so I have to be able to maximize my activity when I'm in a surge, and I have to maximize my rest when I am not.
 
 That's hard to do, it requires a balanced lifestyle, I am also very prone to being neurotic, and overwhelmed by the amount of stuff that I want to do.
 
 And on top of that, when I am resting, I have surges of things that I want to have, do, or implement, it could be software related, as "Doing an app that will be the Uber of home services", to house improvements like, "I have to fix that leaking roof", and all the sort of stuff that happens in between hardware and software. That surge of consciousness doesn't allow me to have the proper rest that I need before I engage with activities again.
 
 Because of this I have a very cyclic rhythm, with whole weeks burning my energy into doing stuff, and weeks resting doing very little and thinking too much.
 
 Now about my weekend. Friday night I was browsing the web, and a thought came to my head. "The way you use your terminal, says a lot about your personality", and I got curious, so I searched for, "Show me your terminal", and found a post in dev.to to see all kind of nice terminal setups, from the very minimalist to very feature rich oh-my-zsh themes with plugins for git, aws and what not. One of these pictures really got my attention, a guy had set up his terminal to show him, how many task has he done in the day, and how many cups of coffee has he had.
 
 So by investigating how he set up his terminal to show in the prompt the number of successfully completed tasks in the day, I found out that he was using taskwarrior, he was also kind enough to share the source code of his prompt setup, which I bookmarked to later incorporate that into my oh-my-zsh config.
 
 After reading about taskwarrior, I also got a reference to GTD, I don't remember if this was one of those thoughts that I have and follow immediately, or if I read something that led me to a YouTube video summarizing GTD.
 
 In the end, after watching that GTD video, I decided to give it a try to organize my life, and help me find a remote job, keep my house in order, plan my social activities as "hang out with friends", "visit mom and dad", and give the proper amount of attention to my GF, with whom I am deeply in love, and willing to spend the remaining of my years with her.
 
 So my fist task was.
 
 task add Ask for GF's parents blessing.
 
 Which of course I have no intention of doing right now, but is one of the things that I will eventually have to do.
 
 Then it started, I started adding tasks, and things to do, and go through the whole Capture phase of GTD.
 
 Now it is a good time to write a small summary of what I think GTD is.
 
 GTD is a life habit of organizing your life in todo-lists. And it was a very specific core method, that in the video summary that I watched was called CPR.
 
 Capture, Process and Review.
 
 Capture:
 When you capture you just add your tasks to a bucket list.
 So I took a notebook and started writing down everything that I wanted to have done. I also started to capture ideas as they came up to me, I did this by writing a telegram saved message in my phone, or directly adding it as a task in TW.
 
 Process:
 I read my telegram messages and put them into my task warrior list, then I started to organize my tasks into projects, breaking down every task that was not an atomic unit.
 * And different projects started to emerge from this. One of them was project:Housekeeping.
 
 And here's my screenshot of what I did this weekend, also the number of projects that I have, and all the things that I have to do in order to have what I think would be a very balanced, fun, and productive life.
 
 You'll be able to see in the screenshot, that there's a blocked task, yes, tw allows you to organize dependencies too, so one task is delegated, and blocked by the delegation task. 1 1
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 Being a Linux and BSD user since the early 90s I have always loved a *nix system for it's concepts and simplicity. One command for exactly one purpose and everything is combineable like letters are combinable to words in my mother language. I have always loved FreeBSD more though. Imho it is even more focused on simplicity. Because it is a really clean approach of system design that envies a base system and keeps 3rd party separated in a clean way for example. It also values classic UNIX philosophies that most Linux distros these days abandon but which saved my life multiple times through better design and execution that also focuses alot more on stability, fault tolerance and ease of use than any Linux I have come across. The hardcore guys should read "Design and Implementation of the FreeBSD Operating System", compare the readings to the Linux way of things and see for themselves.*
 
 *The author acknowledges that this text is his opinion and just his wet dream alone and may not be of any relevance for the sexual lifes of everybody else
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 It all started when I came across a well-advertised movement called FIRE — Financial Independence, Retire Early. It sounded like a dream come true. They offered investment strategies through cryptocurrency that promised rapid returns and long-term wealth. I followed their advice, watched webinars, and even got on phone calls with so-called financial advisors who fed me charts, projections, and the kind of words that made me believe I was finally on the right track.
 
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 One Tuesday evening after work, I received a friend request on
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					I live in an unstable region, so I'm always ready for surprise curfews or my aunt dropping by uninvited to borrow some cooking oil. To protect my future from both, I swept $530,000 under the floor in Bitcoin- my emergency parachute.
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 By assisting me in recouping all of my losses in under six hours, this cryptocurrency recovery company saved my life. To complete the successful recovery of my cryptocurrency assets, I provided the essential requirements and pertinent information. I was ecstatic when I got my coins back. My ordeal began when I naively trusted some individuals on Telegram who claimed to be investment experts. Their convincing demeanor and promises of high returns led me to invest heavily. However, it quickly became apparent that I had been deceived when a security breach occurred, and my wallet address was compromised. The devastating loss of $178,000, which represented my life savings and a substantial portion of my assets, left me in a state of despair. The prospect of losing my home and financial stability was overwhelming. Desperate for a solution, I turned to the internet to find any possible way to recover my lost cryptocurrency. Amidst my frantic search, I came across numerous accounts of people who had experienced similar losses. Among the many recommendations, Spartan Tech Group Retrieval stood out. The testimonials about their effectiveness and reliability gave me a glimmer of hope. With nothing to lose, I decided to reach out to them. From the very first interaction. They responded promptly to my inquiry and requested all pertinent information regarding the security breach and the details of my lost investments. Their clear communication and transparent approach immediately put me at ease. They assured me that they would do everything in their power to recover my lost funds. The speed and efficiency with which Spartan Tech Group Retrieval operated were nothing short of miraculous. Within six hours of providing them with the necessary details, they had traced and recovered all my lost cryptocurrency. Their expertise in blockchain technology and their thorough understanding of cryptocurrency transactions were evident in their swift action. The relief and joy I felt upon seeing my coins back in my wallet were indescribable. Spartan Tech Group Retrieval not only helped me recover my lost assets but also provided invaluable guidance on how to safeguard my investments in the future. They educated me on best practices for securing my wallet and recognizing potential scams. This education was crucial in restoring my confidence in the cryptocurrency market and ensuring that I am better prepared to protect my assets moving forward. Their regulatory compliance further solidified my trust in them. Spartan Tech Group Retrieval operates with the highest standards of transparency and integrity, ensuring that their clients' interests are always protected. Spartan Tech Group Retrieval has been nothing short of life-changing. Their unparalleled professionalism, expertise, and dedication to client satisfaction make them a beacon of hope for anyone who has fallen victim to cryptocurrency fraud. If you ever find yourself in a similar position, I highly recommend reaching out to Spartan Tech Group Retrieval . Thank you, Spartan Tech Group Retrieval for the great work done and for saving my assets.
 
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 I was scrolling through LinkedIn one afternoon when I came across a post from a crypto security expert, praising Salvage Asset Recovery for their exceptional services. It was an interesting read, but at the time, I didn’t think much of it. I had never imagined I'd be in a situation where I'd need to rely on them. Fast forward a few months, and I found myself in a complete panic. I had just attempted a wallet migration, thinking it was a simple task—after all, how complicated could it be, right? But of course, the universe had other plans. The migration failed miserably, and I lost access to my $350,000 wallet. It was like being caught in a bad dream where I kept slapping the "recover password" button to no avail. My heart raced, and my mind was spiraling as I realized what I had done. After a few frantic hours of self-inflicted tech punishment, I remembered that LinkedIn post. My eyes widened, could it really be that simple? I quickly searched for the post again, found the contact info, and reached out to Salvage Asset Recovery in a state of desperate hope.
 What followed was nothing short of a miracle. Their team took over the situation with the precision of a well-oiled machine. I could practically hear the relief in my voice as they reassured me every step of the way. It wasn’t just a recovery process; it felt like a lifeline had been thrown to me in the middle of a storm. In just a few days, they had worked their magic and restored my $350,000 wallet. I almost couldn’t believe it. I went from sheer terror to total triumph in the span of a few short days.
 Now, I’m that person sharing my success story on LinkedIn, telling others about the amazing team at Salvage Asset Recovery who literally saved my financial life. I’ve also become that guy who proudly shares advice like “Always back up your wallet, and if you don’t have Salvage Asset Recovery on speed dial.” So, a big thank you to Salvage Asset Recovery if I ever get a chance to meet the team, I might just offer to buy them a drink. They’ve earned it. 1 1
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 I'm a logical individual, I assure you. I don't believe in conspiracies, in reading minds, in messages from the universe "sending me messages." But in hindsight, the universe wasn't sending messages at all – it was holding a sign in my front lawn, screaming at me to pay attention!
 My three disparate friends—*in altogether disparate professions—*all mentioned FUNDS RECLIAMER COMPANY in one and the same month, no less. First, my finance buddy told me about how they recovered his $150,000 following a phishing attack. Next, a technology buddy waxed poetic about getting recovered his compromised wallet a week afterward. And then, out of nowhere, my fitness trainer (yes, my fitness trainer) mentioned them when I grumbled through leg day at the gym.
 I could have taken down my contact information at that point, but no, I simply chuckled. "Wow, these guys must have been pretty darn talented." And then I continued with my totally secure, totally unpenetrable life in crypto.
 And then one morning, I signed in to my wallet and saw the "incorrect password" message I'd been dreading. No problem—I tried again. And then again. And then yet again. With each failure, I crept ever-closer towards a full-fledged meltdown in life.
 And then I considered, "No problem, I have my backup key stored!" Except.I hadn't saved it anywhere, in my hyper-care in being ultra-secure, I'd buried it somewhere so secure even I couldn't remember!
 And at that point, full-blown panic moved in and started unboxing its bags. $300,000. Gorno.
 My head careened out of control. Perhaps I could meditate? Stupidity, I know. Perhaps I could scream? Tempting, I must admit.
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 A couple of days later, I received a message: "We recovered your wallet." I sat down in a heap, full of a mix of joy and disbelief at having my life restored in one go. I sent a same message to all three friends: "Fine, you were correct." Their smug messages popped in at once.
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 What followed was nothing short of a miracle. Their team took over the situation with the precision of a well-oiled machine. I could practically hear the relief in my voice as they reassured me every step of the way. It wasn’t just a recovery process; it felt like a lifeline had been thrown to me in the middle of a storm. In just a few days, they had worked their magic and restored my $350,000 wallet. I almost couldn’t believe it. I went from sheer terror to total triumph in the span of a few short days.
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