A young Programmer and his Project Manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother. After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the young programmer are interested in each other, because they are giving each other looks. Soon the train passes into a tunnel and it is pitch black. There is a sound of a kiss followed by the sound of a slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the four sit there without saying a word. The grandmother is thinking to herself, "It was very brash for that young man to kiss my granddaughter, but I'm glad she slapped him." The Project manager is sitting there thinking, "I didn't know the young tech was brave enough to kiss the girl, but I sure wish she hadn't missed him when she slapped me!" The young woman was sitting and thinking, "I'm glad the guy kissed me, but I wish my grandmother had not slapped him!" The young programmer sat there with a satisfied smile on his face. He thought to himself, "Life is good. How often does a guy have the chance to kiss a beautiful girl and slap his Project manager all at the same time!"

The 1st of July, it'll be a year ago since my father passed away.

I made him a promise as he explicitly told me; "Please grow our company, I wouldn't have put you in the CTO position if you sucked at what you do" - so I said I would keep pushing the boundaries.

As per now we've officially broken our set target. Our revenue thus far in 6 months of time has reached to last years total revenue. I take great comfort in knowing that he would have been god dang proud.

July the 1st will be a day with both a smile and a tear. Had to get this off my chest!

You are the CSS to my HTML,
You make my life so beautiful.

You are the JavaScript to my code,
You make my life to be so dynamic and full of life.

You are the OS in my life,
Without you, am useless

You are the C: to my brain,
Without you am nothing.

You are the stack overflow to my problems,
I run to you for solutions.

To be continued.....

This is where everything started. I got the chance to work with actual production code. While it is very fun to work with, in some places it's also very frustrating. And this is from where, most of my rants come from.

Thank you @dfox and @trogus for making such a beautiful community.

The best part of this community is I never have to think or take time to make jokes or posts so that I can get upvotes. I've always wanted likes or retweets or reddit upvotes. But it never worked out because I have to think so much to make clever comments or posts. Most of the time, I gave up.

But in devRant, all I do is just share what's happening in my daily dev life. My frustrations, my happiness. That's all it takes. Everyone understands, everyone cares and everyone loves.

Over time, thanks to devRant, I've understood that I was part of the wrong community. This is the community that I deserve, this is the community that every dev deserves.

Thank you all. I love you. And I promise, more rants are coming :D

Especial thanks to @Yeah69 @kevbost @yarwest @tisaconundrum @Linux @donkeyScript . I have no idea why you guys all of a sudden rapidly upvoted me. Although I would love to reach 10k naturally but won't complain haha

Progression in mindset of a developer trough professional life:

1. I'm going to make my code so efficient and beautiful that everyone will envy it!

2. I'm going to make sure I keep separation of concern.

3. I'm going to make my code at least maintainable for other developers.

4. Well shit. At least it works, for now.

Today is a sad day.
A sad day indeed.
I used to live with my parents for pretty much my whole life until the beginning of this year, when I decided to move and starter living with a friend, in his apartment.
By far, one of the things that I've missed most from my parents' house was the dogs. Boy, I love those four pretty little creatures.
Being a fulltime developer in an area that I honestly don't like that much, I really appreciate my after-work hours. Specially because of the time I could spend with the dogs.
So, the first months away were quite hard. Even though I was living with a friend, I couldn't help but feel alone and really depressed at times.
But then, my friend and my girlfriend decided that it was a nice idea to give me something to grow with again. And Jolyne, my beautiful, smart and messy little dog came to the apartment.
Boy oh boy, my bright days were back.
Getting home and seeing those four small legs and a shaking tail running on my direction was everything I could ask for. I was happy again.

Fast-forward to today.
I finally finished the code for a project I was working on. Everything was working fine. A good day indeed, good sir. Have one on me. - then my friend called me, which is weird considering we almost only talk through Telegram during the day.
All he had to say, with a sad voice and painful tone, was "man... I don't know how to tell you this... But Jolyne is dead".

And that was it. Every good feeling I had was now dead. And a part of me as well.
I stood there, speechless. I mean, I just couldn't believe what I've just heard. She was happy by the morning. We were playing before I left for work. Everything was fine.
Then, four hours later, it wasn't. She was gone.
I came home to a friend that didn't have any more tears to shed. And no dog came running to me like usual.
My fluffy little friend was laying on her bed, like she was sleeping normally. Like nothing had happened at all. She was just sleeping and have not noticed me... At least that was what I wanted to believe.
Three hours had passed then... And I just can't fathom the fact that my dog won't be here anymore. That I won't be able to play with her again like I do every night. That I won't listen to her running around with her toys. That I won't be able to hug her anymore.

I still don't know what to do. I mean, she will be buried. I've already arranged everything.
But I don't know what to do about myself. I don't know how to deal with this pain I'm feeling.
But I will try to move on... I just don't know how.

I'm deeply sorry for bringing you this story. For just writing it down here, like you guys need to share my pain...
But I needed to write this down somewhere. And this place is pretty much the only one where I feel comfortable and welcome enough to do this.
Thank you for your time, my friends.
Thank you.

So you build a beautiful site; you spend good time on UX, refactoring, server optimisation, getting good page load speeds, SQL all optimised - life is good.
Commercial team comes in and slaps clickbait, generic advertising, tracking scrips over the lot.
Page loads go from a second to 30 seconds and even though you made sure all those crappy ad scripts are asynchronous pages still hang most times. PingdomTools lists your page scripts as going from 40 files to over 900... now users are ringing me up giving me grief about how slow this new company website is...

Coding helped me make it this far. Everything in my life has been falling apart lately. My girlfriend left me to marry some other guy. My family's 20years old business shutdown. Things got very rough at work too. Unlike real life, coding makes sense to me. Everything is under control. It is a place where you build beautiful things the way you like them and help others. It has helped me take my mind off all the negativity and has given me a new perspective to life. Everything has a logic behind it. I can calm myself down by realizing the reasons behind the events happening in my life.
I love reading all the rants here. Thank you guys.

Whoever thinks that coding is easy.

Fuck you motherfucker stupid chicken head nugget sized brain faggots. You think all we do is smash keyboards in front of our screen and it poops code and creates beautiful applications? Fuck you in particular.

One of my friend says sitting on computer for whole day is the easiest thing. What the fuck motherfucker.
One fucking string can fuck your life forever. Innumerable hours will be wasted behind one simple fucked up logic. And u shithead say its easy.
Get into my shoes and let me bang your head on the keyboard and we will see how beautifully it poops code.

Stupid people.

Wow... this is the perfect week for this topic.

Thursday, is the most fucked off I’ve ever been at work.

I’ll preface this story by saying that I won’t name names in the public domain to avoid anyone having something to use against me in court. But, I’m all for the freedom of information so please DM if you want to know who I’m talking about.

Yesterday I handed in my resignation, to the company that looked after me for my first 5 years out of university.

Thursday was my breaking point but to understand why I resigned you need a little back story.

I’m a developer for a corporate in a team of 10 or so.

The company that I work for is systemically incompetent and have shown me this without fail over the last 6 months.

For the last year we’ve had a brilliant contracted, AWS Certified developer who writes clean as hell hybrid mobile apps in Ion3, node, couch and a tonne of other up to the minute technologies. Shout out to Morpheus you legend, I know you’re here.

At its core my job as a developer is to develop and get a product into the end users hands.

Morpheus was taking some shit, and coming back to his desk angry as fuck over the last few months... as one of the more experienced devs and someone who gives a fuck I asked him what was up.

He told me, company want their mobile app that he’s developed on internal infrastructure... and that that wasn’t going to work.

Que a week of me validating his opinion, looking through his work and bringing myself up to speed.

I came to the conclusion that he’d done exactly what he was asked to, brilliant Work, clean code, great consideration to performance and UX in his design. He did really well. Crucially, the infrastructure proposed was self-contradicting, it wouldn’t work and if they tried to fudge it in it would barely fucking run.

So I told everyone I had the same opinion as him.

4 months of fucking arguing with internal PMs, managers and the project team go by... me and morpheus are told we’re not on the project.

The breaking point for me came last Wednesday, given no knowledge of the tech, some project fannies said Morpheus should be removed and his contract terminated.

I was up in fucking arms. He’d done everything really well, to see a fellow developer take shit for doing his job better than anyone else in [company] could was soul destroying.

That was the straw on the camels back. We don’t come to work to take shit for doing a good job. We don’t allow our superiors to give people shit in our team when they’re doing nothing but a good job. And you know what: the opinion of the person that knows what they’re talking about is worth 10 times that of the fools who don’t.

My manager told me to hold off, the person supposed to be supporting us told me to stand down. I told him I was going to get the app to the business lead because he fucking loves it and can tell us if there’s anything to change whilst architecture sorts out their outdated fucking ideas.

Stand down James. Do nothing. Don’t do your job. Don’t back Morpheus with his skills and abilities well beyond any of ours. Do nothing.

That was the deciding point for me, I said if Morpheus goes... I go... but then they continued their nonsense, so I’m going anyway.

I made the decision Thursday, and Friday had recruiters chomping at the bit to put the proper “senior” back in my title, and pay me what I’m worth.

The other issues that caused me to see this company in it’s true form:
- I raised a key security issue, documented it, and passed it over to the security team.
- they understood, and told the business users “we cannot use ArcGIS’ mobile apps, they don’t even pretend to be secure”
- the business users are still using the apps going into the GDPR because they don’t understand the ramifications of the decisions they’re making.

I noticed recently that [company] is completely unable to finish a project to time or budget... and that it’s always the developers put to blame.

I also noticed that middle management is in a constant state of flux with reorganisations because in truth the upper managers know they need to sack them.

For me though, it was that developers in [company], the people that know what they’re talking about; are never listened to.

Fuck being resigned to doing a shit job.

Fuck this company. On to one that can do it right.

Morpheus you beautiful bastard I know you’ll be off soon too but I also feel I’ve made a friend for life. “Private cloud” my arse.

Since making the decision Thursday I feel a lot more free, I have open job offers at places that do this well. I have a position of power in the company to demand what I need and get it. And I have the CEO and CTO’s ears perking up because their department is absolutely shocking.

Freedom is a wonderful feeling.

when it's 36*C / 97*F in the city and you pack your laptop into your backpack and flee on to the swiss alps. To work on a new website at a beautiful landscape, on green meadows, cows and agreeable 18*C / 64*F.
And getting payed for this... This is life!

If VSCode was a girl, I would kiss every part of her body and devote my life to her.

And I would promise not to use any extension on her. She is beautiful as she is.

VueJS FTW!

Today I realised I've been a fucking idiot.
For the last few years I have familiarized myself with libraries like React, VueJS, Preact etc.

All while playing around on my own side projects but when it came to doing actual work (perhaps from a lack of confidence/working experience with them) I always reverted to vanilla js or jQuery because I convinced myself it wasn't the `right` use case or `the project was too simple or small`.

I WAS AN IDIOT.

The below screenshot is a prototype of a n invoicing tool I needed to write which uses VueJS and is implemented in 50 beautiful, clean, maintainable loc. Combined with TypeScript it is a dream - never did I think I would see the day where I could grab an inputs numerical value without prepending the variable with + so I don't end up concatenating them as strings.

If your like me and haven't started using some kind of data binding view framework stop procrastinating and just do it. I feel like I wasted a large chunk of my life clinging onto my old ways.

Not a rant, just my thoughts :)
At November and October of last year I was very frustrated with everything - everything was annoying me and I was bored even with coding. I needed a break and do something different - go somewhere.

So we decided with friends that we will go to Georgia to spent there New Year Eve. Right now I'm coming back from airport by bus to my city aftertrip but can't sleep because I'm energized as fuck! Whole week without internet (sometimes we got open wifi to check buses or maps), without local sim card, without roaming, just our group and good attitude. We visited almost whole north of Georgia riding in taxis, marshrutka, even autostop, and it was fucking awesome.

So, when you are exhausted, take a break and regenerate your baterries, work is not everything! Just wanted to share this with you :) Can't wait to go to work in monday to write some code :) Life is beautiful!

On photo - my friend takes photo of Kazbek Mountain :)

We had a client visit our PH office to "hang out" and see the progress in this educational type game we were building for their private school (apparently, it's the one that Obama's kids went to).

Manager oversold the progress and actually guaranteed some features that we were still working on and estimated to finish in the next 3 sprints (2 week intervals).

Client was due to be in the office in 2 days.

PM pushes back and says we need to manage client expectations properly.

CEO got wind and sat the dev team down. Dev lead, two seniors, and junior me. He sat us down and asked us what we think.

Lead says we can do it.

Now to be fair, I know this guy to be very competent and an INCREDIBLE programmer. He is the person I consider to be the first real mentor I ever had but I really thought we were fucked here.

Next day and half was hell--for me, at least and I really couldn't see how this was all possible.

But then the fucker came through. This beautiful, majestic meganerd and the two other guys shat out 6 weeks of code in ~30 hours.

And the crazy part was it was all working. Bugs were caught in the next few days for sure, but the demo went flawlessly.

I never doubted this guy again.

Years later, I'd meet up with him and would talk fondly about those days and all he could say was "I don't really remember". He remembers the project and that we had a demo but he couldn't remember anything around those days.

Two of the most stressful days of my life and to him it was a fucking Wednesday. What a fucking champ.

!rant

I just wanted to say how much I freaking love this place. I come here every day, and what I find is a magical community of people who are accepting of everyone, supportive of each others hopes and dreams and sympathize with those struggling with jobs or school or just life in general. DevRant honestly makes the world a better place, at least for me. Thank you @dfox and @trogus for this beautiful Eden!

View after heavy rain 😊😊😍

1 friend who is currently studying in Canada.
I am not aware if he uses devrant or not.

Met him in a national robotic competition 3 years back.
Somehow, we exchanged numbers and nowadays we talk often whenever we get time (considering our busy life and timezone difference)

He is studying robotics and frequently sends me his designs and output with 3D printer.

About me, I left robotics(to be specific embedded) and got a job and working on backend these days.

Though, it's great talking to him and getting to know how the education goes there and his new works.

He also has a beautiful love story(not yet completed) which is another fun part to listen from him.

Young love is so heartbreaking...

"---if you see a beautiful flower on road trying to grow, would you water it or just pluck it out because you find it nice?"

"--I will take it from the roots, go to my home, plant it in my garden, and water it till the day either of us die"

And today after 6 years of school-life, the flower has decided to get plucked by some asshole Garland maker, so stop comparing yourself with the flower you think yourself to be and enjoy your life with the biggest shitbag you liked...
;__;

Do you guys know about the Windows 10 operating system?

I highly recommend it.

It is so easy to get done whatever you want in just a few clicks or.. several.

It has a great web browser called Internet Explorer that comes pre-installed with it. If you love animations, it will even sometimes show you that beautiful loading animation for as long as it wants. If you have a habit of wasting time on the Internet, it will intelligently slow things down and become unresponsive to help you get rid of that bad habit. It's just that great.

It has a lot of great features pre-enabled for you like sending data to Microsoft to improve your experience on a personal level. The operating system cares so much about you, unlike other operating systems that represent a flightless bird.

It's so smart, it even keeps you from doing stupid things like customizing the operating system. It makes sure that you live in the given box and don't break anything. So caring, right?!

At random times, it shows you a blue screen and a sad face to remind you that life can be sad at times but you gotta keep going. It is profound.

It comes with great useless software that you absolutely don't even need! How great is that!

I use Windows 10 and I recommend that you do too.

Have a good day..

A dev's love story

I first met WebStorm but found her too fat, I wanted a lighter editor to live some JavaScript romance with... I had a date with SublimeText and fell in love with her immediatly. I swore I would NEVER change for anybody else, everything was wonderfull !

Someday, I opened myself to other Typescripted perspectives, I had new projects in life. A coworker introduced me to VSCode. She looked like Sublime, but more convenient. She was easier to use, perfect to achieve my goals. She was also more organized with my files and her beautiful colors made me crazy. But recently, I got mad at her. VScode became slow to understand each of my moves and even threatened me to exit all the time...

I tried to come back visit my Sublime, my real first love. But I knew it would never be like before.

Now I'm here, alone. I don't know what to do with my life. If only I could fall in love again, I don't know if people can help me get out of this hole.

The END

No work experience: I'm gonna be the best programmer in the world. My code is beautiful. This is my passion.

After 1-2 years experience: just f@#$!ng work pls so i can go home goddamit i hate my life im hungry f@$!% everyone.

This app is taking over my life.

This was a mistake.

(Not really. God bless this beautiful creation.)

My mother is a manipulative bitch.

From my childhood, I remember nothing but fear and guilt. When I was 13, she shamed me for my body looking ugly and too feminine. She shamed me for having better vision than her, and that I don’t need to wear glasses.

I had a broken toe once, and she shamed me into admitting it wasn’t in fact broken. After two weeks of pain, she finally got me to the doctor, and x-ray had shown it was in fact broken.

She always made me carry her heavy luggage with her crap to the airport, and once I got hernia. The surgery was needed. After the surgery, they didn’t care, didn’t give me the time to recover, and made me carry her crap again. The second surgery was needed. It was more complex than the first one. Now my body is ruined by those disgusting scars. I hate my body now. It is ruined.

She tried to knock down the door into my room when I was crying and didn’t want to talk.

She screamed at me when I wanted to donate some of my old clothes to charity, the ones I bought with my own money. She is so obsessed with her crap. She hoards it, and she was hoarding it into _my_ room, not hers.

My father is still unknown. She abandoned me as a kid for my grandparents to grow me. I barely saw her till the age of six. Then I grew up with her and my stepdad, and their relationship was all manipulation and guilt. She made him apologize and beg almost every day over the course of thirteen years. They were fighting about their miserable sexual life, lack of her orgasms while I was still a kid. She just didn’t care. Once they decided to talk about their pissing kink right next to me when I was (not in fact) asleep.

When I was raped, she did nothing. She just kept on calling me beautiful and insisting she wanted me to wear mascara, while hating gay people. It was all before I realized my gender identity.

She also didn’t notice I was autistic. She liked it, as it gave her advantage. It’s easy to manipulate an autistic teenager.

After my coming-out, she told me she had cancer, and she wanted to stop treatment in order to “die sooner and not see me”.

But once my bipolar disorder awakened, things changed. Bipolar is my shield. I can be manipulated, yes, but bipolar will obliterate my whole world view once a year, together with your manipulative crap you planted into my life. And because it dismantled a 19-year-long, almost fractal manipulative masterpiece, I fear nothing now.

I disowned her some two years ago.

Wow, I just realized the marketing teams of most of the companies I have been dealing with are some cold sociopaths.

Every other letter that pops in the mailbox is filled with dark patterns trying to guilt me into opting in to their continued spam:

Subject: Most awesome husky puppy!

Look at this beautiful husky puppy. Isn't it beautiful.... It would be sad if something happened to it... But I am afraid... Something will happen to it...

If you don't opt in to our email message... I am afraid we have no choice... We have to kill this puppy. End it's life... We have no choice. I wish we did! Nothing would please us more than keeping this beautiful-beautiful puppy living and playing....

But if you don't opt in... We have to cut it's throat. Leave it lying on the ground, bleeding out as the life slowly fades away from it's pretty blue eyes...

And Remember: it's not us who killed it... IT WAS YOU! YOUR ACTIONS LEAD TO THE DEATH OF THIS PUPPY! YOU.... YOU FILTHY MURDERER!

Pls opt-in ok, then we are all good. Puppy lives! Just opt in. Ok? Yeah, you know what you have to do.

Lately I have been overthinking a lot. I am stressing myself out on every single decision believing that decisions I make today will define my tomorrow.

In hindsight, all the major and positive impact that have happened in my life were the decisions I took on the fly without much underlying research. The executional part did have me struggle a little but almost all of the best things happened to me were unplanned.

Funnily this has been my philosophy since years but guess what, I failed to follow it this time.

My overthinking and over planning caused me to mess up a little leading to a lot of unwanted anxieties.

Now let's reflect a little on the past, when my first relationship ended.. wait.. even earlier..

When I was in 5th standard, I was crazy bullied at school but I was happy go lucky and things turned out in my favour throughout till date.

I used to do what I loved and enjoyed. I literally never worried or thought about future. Not even once, things just fell in place for me miraculously.

When my first relationship ended, I was shattered. The darkest time of my life and me being all alone, I came out strong.

I used to live happy. I used to do stuff that I loved. I used to not care about what people thought. No socials for me. I used to follow random dark or counter culture stuff and be a little rebel that I am.

I remember, she and I used to go for fuck tons of events, hangout at waterfront of the city, spend time together and just be ourselves.

I never used to compete, compare, or conflict with anyone.

devRant was (and still is) a digital home for me. Wonderful phase of life.

Then shit went south. I joined Reddit. A girl told me about a pen pal app. Met another girl there.

Joined Telegram again to be in touch with her. She wasn't interested but I stayed on Telegram.

I could pick up any girl in minutes and do so effortlessly.

Slowly the twin extrovert in me came out. I started building and maintaining insanely awesome network.

Started spending more time on Reddit and Telegram.

Joined a bunch of professional communities. Career sky rocketd.

I was still happy and living a gala life at this stage.

Slowly, I realised I was underpaid (via professional communities). That unsettled me.

I frantically started hunting for jobs. 2020 and COVID-19 hit. Being indoors sucked more.

Became more aggressive on job hunt, money, building skills, work work work...

Met a hoe who fucked my emotions and ethics even further.

Got a high paying job. WLB went negative.

I started losing myself. I forgot my hobbies. I don't know what happiness is. I don't remember when I last smiled. I started planning my finances. Overthinking and stressing about shit troubled me into sleepless nights followed by early morning calls made things worse to my health.

I lost the clarity of my life. I FUCKING LOST ME.

I want myself back and I am gonna work for it. That happy little rebel Floyd who never gave a fuck about other's opinion on him or his beliefs. That dude who was shy to talk to girls. The guy who'd follow his passion and not society of high paying jobs or shit.

I almost got my finances and taxation sorted. Now I'll work to get my office timings in place. If not then I'll switch and find a job in UK/EU with a good WLB. And at the same time I'll pursue my hobbies.

Enough of rat race shit. Money has always been an outcome of my hard work and high work ethics. I want to live a life and I am willing to trade of extremely high paying/stressful FAANG jobs for a small company keeping me happy.

I'll be the happy Floyd that I was once was.

Because, the heart wants what the heart wants :)

Got selected for an interview with a big internet giant.
Went there and was warmly greeted.
Thry asked to wait for a bit as my interviewer was busy with something.
Moments later a young beautiful lady entered the room. Her face was the most beautiful thing I've seen in my entire life. I was dumbstruck.
She then introduced herself and turns out she was my interviewer.
Everytime she asked me something I looked at her face and grinned stupidly.
Now even though I should feel bad about getting rejected, I am happy as fuck.

This message is to all cofounders/hr/etc. - please don't allow such beauties to take the interview. You might miss out an A grader.

Life cycle of code

1- See what sound code I have written! It's beautiful.

2 - Hey we missed something last time, just add this bit of tweak.

3 - We need to add some flags for some exception cases

4 - Hey there is a new requirement. Just add some more paths and more flags

5 - More flags!

6 - This shit runs now more on flags than on the design!

7 - Flagception!

Don't scroll here.
Go and live a real life,
Don't make a computer screen as your world,
there is a beautiful world outside of your cave,
Talk with people's face to face,
go
go
go.

Ok enough philosophy, Time to add new shit in current shitty code.
(-_-)

I've been asked to work a Sunday next weekend; and like an idiot I agreed. Wasting a beautiful summer day inside designing software for a company to push more fast food product and contribution to obesity and diabetes in the world.

This is my life, and I hate it here. I hate this industry. In my 15 years, I once took off for 11 months and lived out of two bags through Asia and Europe. I spent 5 months with just a car driving across America. It's fun, but non-sustainable and I had to find a job afterwards both times.

I need a way out of this cycle. I need to contact professors and get letters of recommendation and get into a PhD program (I have a masters already), but finding the time after exhausting days at work is .. well .. exhausting.

The most I can do after work is go hang out with friends or do something, but if I come straight home, I just fall asleep. I'm tired all the time.

Turned 35 today. It is a wonderful life and beautiful world.

Do you like Asian women? I've loved them since childhood when I started watching Japanese cartoons. They look just as attractive in real life as cats. I would like to spend the evening with such a beautiful real Asian woman right now. Can I use this service in Las Vegas and invite an Asian woman to my party?

To long to read. So don’t do it.

I feel disappointed. It’s not about job or stuff. I’m disappointed about world in general. I don’t see my future on this planet anymore.

The world more or less looks like that :

Politics are trying to help you by stealing more money from you. The more you’re lucky the more money you will pay for it.

Media punch you with some family stuff from everywhere, give you young rich and far away, beautiful picture photos of places, people and food that you at most could visit once or twice per year during holidays that are break from work concentration camps.

If you’re lucky you’re rich or got rich or wealthy and infamous so you can walk wherever you want and don’t give a fuck what you wear but again your old friends are not so lucky bastards so you need to find new friends that are probably assholes. At the end most of the days you you’re doing nothing except killing time to meet with people you like during weekends or evenings.

Then there are families and everyone want to tell you that’s important. Family is like herd of assholes, if you’re weak they will sacrifice you and tell that you’re looser behind your back but when you get wealthy they will come back to tell you that when you were young and stupid they played with you so now you have to buy them some stuff or get them a job.

At the end there are people with “I wrote that book” certificate of excellence try to sell you opinions on everything starting from sexual positions ending on how to take a good dump. The problem is that the moment they wrote that book it becomes obsolete. Teachers of useless knowledge from last century that forgot about google or wikipedia.

All of them are playing your emotions, cause impulses and hormones are what makes you weak and people are looking for your weaknesses to take advantage of you. Get your money or get your attention and maybe even both at the same time. Cause views matter you know it. So like and subscribe dumb fucks.

If you’re lucky you find couple of them who aren’t doing that. Who the fuck knows why but this shit happens. It doesn’t matter if they’re family or you met them month ago. Those are only to keep and hardest to find. Unluckily those also can change by other people they meet or when they’re young.

If you can’t find a friend get a dog or cat or whatever animal you like. Their love is unconditional and obvious to read.

Well that’s most of the “I want to be spotted” culture that is all boring as fuck. Personalized ass and glamorous pictures and short movies of everything you don’t need but looks awesome. And as you see it’s still growing with more specialized portals like onlyfans, twitch and tiktok. We all need to look at what everyone else have or want to have cause 99% of time 99% of us are boring and is bored as fuck. Most of us can repeat same small amount set of stories all their life cause we’re not created to entertain.

I don’t feel joy looking at this shit fucked full of shit people arguing who’s dick is bigger. Who can post most dumb thing. I think I need a break but how to break from everything ? How to break from culture of money where to live on your country land you need to pay property tax ?

That’s all fucked up. Life’s fucked up.

just removed almost 400GB of node_modules. Life is beautiful ^_^

Several months ago, I wrote the most beautiful Java code of my life. It was shelved and never merged because it added minimal overhead to every call on the system (I'm talking super small relative to the functionality it provided). I've been asked to resurrect it, but master is too different, so I'll have to rewrite it all. 😭 Since that code, I've been doing research and prototypes - nothing production, and looking back on this old code nearly brings me to tears. I might actually get back to writing code that people will use.

I'm just really emotional about it, and I don't know why.

@SUKMIKEHOK! !! !!

KNOW THIS

LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL ONLY WHEN YOU FOCUS ON THE RIGHT PEOPLE

THIS IS YOUR MENTALLY HEALTHY SELF FROM THE FUTURE

LISTEN TO ME

I KNOW WHAT I AM SAYING IN THIS POINT OF TIME

FOCUS. ON. THE. RIGHT. PEOPLE.

YOU WILL UNDERSTAND THE ABSTRACT MEANING OF MY MESSAGE.

I WISH YOU ALL THE BEST IN YOUR CURRENT NOW.

STAY STRONG MY FRIEND YOU WILL GET THROUGH ALL OF THIS BULLSHIT.

SEE YOU IN THE FUTURE.

GOOD LUCK MY FRIEND.

!dev

I have a couple of thoughts about social justice controversies from these last years.

I think it's hard to have a good opinion about these events for several reasons.

One reason is that finding good information in 2019 is very hard.

Revenue based sites (thus unneutral) dominate the search results. You search about something and you find thousands of sites basically saying the same thing (because they copy each other).

That's why the existence of a free and open search engine is so important, so it's easier to find neutral hence good information on which to base your opinions, but they are prohibitively big for small groups to build.

Another reason is that controversies generate shock and shock curtails rational thinking. Maybe that's how the primitive brain works?

I'm not much of a scholar to feel confident to say that, but it's so recurrent that it's not too much of a wild guess.

When a controversy happens, a natural reaction is to pick a side. This means that:
a) we assume that there are only 2 sides, and
b) we must pick one of them

So, maybe the human is a bad politician by nature?

Also, because of the shock controversies generate, peaceful dialogue is very rare.

I have yet to see peaceful dialogue online about what patriarchy means to feminists and a lot of other terms they use.

I don't care much about feminists that vandalize or interrupt talks (yelling over someone else is abuse in my opinion).

But for the rest of them, I think discussing their ideas would be good.

I say this because most feminist discourse I see online is not open. Or maybe there are such instances but the web is so big that it's hard to find such instances.

I think some part of the modern feminist doctrine is bullshit, and some part is true.

I for one hate when some men I know in life expect their wives to be their cooks+cleaners (unless they want to do that, willingly). Personally, I'd encourage my wife to get a job (rightfully so, not just to meet some minority quota in some company).

I don't mind either calling a trans person the pronoun she wants.

But other ideas are awful, like the idea that meritocracy is patriarchy, so you need to force minorities to meet a proportionate quota. That's terrible reasoning.

Or the excessive self appreciation culture, like saying to yourself "you are pretty, you are beautiful, you are perfect". I think that grows arrogance and black-or-white thinking.

And some other ideas as well.

I guess the same you can say about any doctrine with different degrees. Some part is bullshit, some part isn't.

Some right wing people hate everyone who isn't white by default, but some want to have more immigration control.

I sure don't like the experiment of separating children from families like the current us govt did, but I wouldn't be happy either to know that by '99 50% of gangs members in the us were hispanic.

With this, I'm not going to say "embrace everyone's ideas" like an idiot. I hate when people do that. It's a stupid and weak reaction to radicalism.

In fact I think the way you fight radicalism and bad doctrines is that you listen to them and maintain good dialogue and counterargue in a respectful but insightful manner.

Making snide remarks, insulting or trolling won't change anyone's mind. That is just throwing fire to the fire.

In fact, when someone gets harassed because of something they believe in, usually it results in even more adherence to their beliefs, because of the usual assumption that success or goodness is full of strife.

So by telling a "sjw" or kkk member that they are idiots over twitter, you are in fact making them stronger believers in their doctrine.

Think of Daryl Davis, a black guy that made 200 members leave the kkk. How? He didn't tell them they were assholes, he somehow made friends with them.

I feel bad now because I've been trolling new devrant users a lot because of how they worsen the quality of the site, but maybe I should tell them that they are ruining the site somehow in a nice way and maybe they'll listen? I dunno...

unbelievable how much lifetime i already wasted and are wasting yet finding a desktop wallpaper to my liking

is it just me or can anybody relate?

A beautiful gem ticket from a manager today:

Title: "Check Stripe "Snippet APK" that might help for integration into the app to track pricing easily."

Alright, it's very clear this particular individual has no idea what they are talking about, but, I'll give them the benefit of the doubt and read the ticket description!

Description: "I think stripe offers some sort of snippet that can be implemented into the app similar to FB pixel. (I could be wrong here..) let’s briefly check this, if it’s of value for our A/B-Tests → e.g. if it makes your life easier = good otherwise it’s not important."

...

I might as well replace the management team with GPT-3 at this point.

Or even just a simple Markov chain; that'd probably be more accurate if you want to match the ticket quality more exactly of this ABSOLUTE PILE OF HORSESHIT WASTE OF TIME I GET FED EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY.

🤡

!rant
Medium long story about POP!_OS

TL;DR : A true K.I.S.S. OS. Very well designed UI. In general suitable for everyone. Any distro-hoppers MUST try out. If your current OS is already heavily customized to your needs, DON'T bother with POP. (Read till the end if you are on toilet, nothing to lose)

Backstory : I am never a fanboy of anything although I am loyal to the tools I use daily. So OS is also something I picked and use to meet my needs except when I was a student. My first linux experience was about a decade ago with ubuntu. Have tried almost all kinds of light-weight and minimal distros after that (lubuntu, arch, mint, puppylinux, fedora, centos and others I forgot) during my student years.

I like all things minimal. ("Keep It Simple Stupid" is my email signature.) When I started working, Windows became the sole OS I use since it met my needs better than others. Except that one time when I tried Elementary. Although I found it a good OS, it didn't get installed as a dual-boot. I don't find Elementary minimal. It is one of well designed OSs but I still think it can be improved. (Plus I had this weird feeling that it is similar to Mac OS)

At the start of this year, Widows alone was not enough for my needs. Decided to look for a minimal linux distro. My old i7 ASUS has 8GB RAM and roughly 250GB free storage. So I am not that worried about hardware requirements. My main struggle is downloading stuffs. (Few of you guys must know by now the speed of my internet LOL.) Well, even if I had a good speed, I will still look for minimal distro as first priority. So I went with minimal ubuntu image and xubuntu environment. Although I do not like the UI design, it is acceptable. Through out the years, I have configured it to suit my needs and currently pretty happy with it.

Thoughts on POP!_OS : To me, it is literally like meeting a young girl who is perfect for my life. She has the perfect body, beautiful face, amazing appearance and good manners. And she is young, of course there is a lack of experience issue. But it can be taught and she has a very high chance to become a wonderful lady if she continues like this. Only crap is I already have someone and in a committed relationship. So I could not go any further than introduction. I do save her contact and will keep in touch with her online. You know? Things change. Things always change somehow.

I recently accepted my first "real" Dev position. This has been a huge hurdle for me.

So my degree is in graphic design and it's pretty much what I spent the first 2-3 years after university doing. In fact, when I started at the place I am now (I am still working my notice) I was hired as a creative artworker.

I had always had a website I put together with some basic frontend skills, but always assumed the backend stuff was "beyond me". But, given the option here, I asked to be sent on a PHP course. Holy shit I took to it like a duck to water. Over the next few months I got my feet wet building a new website for the company, building out a little intranet, all that good stuff. I went from procedural spaghetti monstrosities to nice, OOP, documented code. It was beautiful. And no one here really have a fuck.

About 6 months ago, I started trying to leave. This was hard. I actually had several interviews for design positions, but always got turned down for some variation of "you're very technical and we think you'd get bored here" and thank god really, because they're right. I could never get a look in for Dev jobs though, because on paper I had no experience, hell my job title was still "Digital Designer" despite over a year of developing here.

But it finally happened. Through someone I used to know I got my foot in the door for a developer position. In the interview they even told me if it was a junior position they'd hire me on the spot - but sadly it wasn't. I had a good time though, a good laugh, and had a lot of fun finally, for the first time in my life, "working" and talking with other developers.

Over the next couple of weeks the agent kept telling me I had done really well and they were just dragging their feet getting things sorted, but I gave up hope a little. So imagine my surprise when I found out they turned the role into a junior one for me!

And so now, I get to go to a job where my job title includes the word "Developer". To some of you that might not mean much, but to me it's a fucking medal I wish I could mount on a plaque on my wall.

Because life is beautiful.

Yesterday, i had to use neovim for a task on my friend's laptop. There was no WiFi and I couldn't install Emacs. This guy uses Vim a lot. He recently moved to neovim from vim. He had some Ruby codes going. I had to debug some codes(performance issues). I was reluctant to work on it but i had to. After looking at some keybindings and the plugins that guy had written, using vim was pleasure. It was fast. I could shoot up multiple terminals work on that and was instant. I wrote some plugins to indent my code which worked as it's supposed to. I used spacemacs(as it's configured properly) Emacs but there is some load time on spacemacs and there are some issues shooting up multiple spacemacs on terminals. I had just configured and started using prelude which is beautiful Emacs configuration and is fast.
After using neovim that day something hit me that i had blindly had faith in Emacs without using Vim and i use Emacs only for text editing task and terminal. I don't use it for listening music, browser and other task i can always use modern browsers and Spotify for that. Modern browsers and music players are amazing and using those in Emacs there is always a lack of functionality and UI.(modern people don't use those i think and some Emacs users i know use stripped down version of Emacs i.e. microemacs or XEmacs.

I know vi is present by default on every Linux distribution. That keybindings are same as vim and it can be configured so, it is useful for embedded devices and system architecture. I love terminals and love working on tty. That's why i guess i felt instantly tempted to keep on using vim and i loved it's performance. I checked on evil layer before but there are some issues with evil layer in Emacs like it isn't too efficient like vim. I love lisp though and clojure can be edited nicely in Vim.

Is this sin against the church of Emacs? Should i join vi vi vi? I have already dedicated my life on Emacs (check my bio). Am i tempted by the devil?

Not gonna lie I have toxic people in my life and I have caught myself in multiple situations where I behaved differently, did or did not do something just because they were near.

Whenever these people are gone it’s just the most beautiful thing to be able to relax (also in my mind).

It’s crazy what other people do with us and how we can exaggerate all these feelings and emotions. The best thing I can do is to get rid of this toxicity in my life and move on.

Anybody else or is it just me?

Roof over head.food on table a good family and good friends What else can one ask for. 🙂

A young Programmer and his Project Manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother. After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the young programmer are interested in each other, because they are giving each other looks. Soon the train passes into a tunnel and it is pitch black. There is a sound of a kiss followed by the sound of a slap.

When the train emerges from the tunnel, the four sit there without saying a word. The grandmother is thinking to herself, “It was very brash for that young man to kiss my granddaughter, but I’m glad she slapped him.”

The Project manager is sitting there thinking, “I didn’t know the young tech was brave enough to kiss the girl, but I sure wish she hadn’t missed him when she slapped me!”

The young woman was sitting and thinking, “I’m glad the guy kissed me, but I wish my grandmother had not slapped him!”

The young programmer sat there with a satisfied smile on his face. He thought to himself, “Life is good. How often does a guy have the chance to kiss a beautiful girl and slap his Project manager all at the same time!”

I am so much stunned i cannot form a sentence on what to say. Lost 3 days trying to fix a bug on why socket.io was connecting to backend TWICE per user. I cannot fucking comprehend this. Backend works fine because via postman it doesnt connect twice. Everything works fine. 72 fucking hours waste d of my life just to find out i had to change

<React.StrictMode>
<App />
</React.StrictMode>

Into

<App />

When i tell you my jaw fucking dropped it fucking did. And it does not drop often or that easily for me. What the FUCK is react strict mode???? FUCK react. I fucking hate this piece of garbage framework. I even like nextjs better. React💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩motberfucker WHY is strict mode fucking my code what use does it have who gives a shit why does it have anything to do with websocket connection FUCK react 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 how does this piece of camel turd have anything to do with duplicate connection 💩💩💩💩MFKKCER this garbage doesnt exist in my beautiful angular or nextjs PLS why this cancer has to be so headaching i knew I'll get FUCKED if i dont go over a detailed course learning react from scratch. Now im suffering. Learning this garbage the hard way FUCK off

I usually crib about how stupid people are and how I struggle to stay afloat.

Let's switch some gears now. A post about some good people, product, and processes.

You know what the common theme here is?

The goodness here cannot be measured. Your first interaction with them makes you feel so comfortable that you start feeling butterflies.

These people just keep on giving. They are selfless. They are pure. They actually care.

And when you think it's done, then they give you some more.

What blows me away is, they don't expect or accept anything in return. Absolutely nothing. Not even a simple thank you.

And they are like a wizard. They walk into your life when you least expect them but need them the most. And when the task is done, they'll be gone before you even know.

No lingering, no drama, no bullshit. Just pure goodness.

Like my ex-lead in current company, I have a very senior guy in neighbouring team (for which they were gonna hire me initially), who also happened to interview me, is a gem.

He takes care of me like his own younger brother. Supports me and always answers my queries no matter how occupied he is.

And same is with good products and processes. They feel effortless. So smooth and add exceptional value to your existence. They give rise to wonderful companies.

You'd never experience a single negative aspect about them. No matter how much you try, things will just keep getting better until they don't need to.

And then they'll be long gone. Never to be seen again and never to be forgotten.

You cherish them only in your memory and wish they lasted longer. But they didn't because the purpose was served.

Such people and experiences inspire me. They push me to become a better human.

No matter how the world is or how it treats me, I must always live with high values and be a better version of past self.

The other evening, I was conversing with my mother where we spoke about some family friends who are insanely wealthy but humble and kind.

Mom and I mutually agreed that they don't have such good traits because they are wealthy, but they are wealthy because they live with humility, kindness, and pure intentions.

World is surely a beautiful place because of such people and I aspire to be one. May lord guide me well :)

Who else loves that beautiful moment when you wake up fully alert and you can tangibly see the solution to the problem in your project that you went to sleep (too damn late) on, floating right there in the front of your mind?

Rust is beautiful. Rust is also extremely difficult to understand. What the fuck are lifetimes?! I’ve never seen this shit before in my life.

Just watched Avatar 2 in 3D 4DX. This is hands down the movie of the year. Might as well be the movie of all movies. 3 hours of watching and going through emotional rollercoaster and havent been bored. It keeps attention. It was so beautiful. The scenes the scenario the plot the CGI. Everything. I can't believe someone made this. I dont understand how this is possible to be made. How can i come back to this reality now? It felt like i was there, in the movie. A beautiful alien world with magic, life with actual meaning, nature, the wonders of universe. Life can be so much broader than our reality. I know it's just a movie and that reality doesn't really exist. But anything you can imagine or visualize means it can exist. Somewhere out there in this infinitely large universe. Out there in some galaxy light years away or ago. This movie is a brutal masterpiece. This is art. It reminds me to be thankful for what i have. Grateful for who i have. And gave me more reason to withstand the darkest days. Because if i work hard and succeed i might end up in a universe like Avatar. At one point in time as a life form. Somewhere... more meaningful than working like a slave and paying taxes to pedophiles and criminals in our current reality. Beautiful.

I have to say. WINE is one of the most beautiful programs ever. Without it life would be a little worse

!rant

I started learning Go language. I have never seen anything so beautiful in my life!!!

!dev

i think i need to control my emotions and expression around girls. things are going quite wrong and i am not sure i am able to interact with this beautiful gender correctly.

<misc: somewhat unrelated event. need to vent>

- got called out "a creep", "jerk", and "hypocrite" by this girl. she may be totally correct in calling me these but these words made me think about my behavior and therefore this post .

- characters? she: a friend of a friend, to whom i have met 3-4 times, in trips where we drank together, danced together nd talked till late night, among other people.
me : well me . based on previous allegations you can also label me as creep and hypocrite , but i would describe myself as an introvert, nerdy person who talks better on a keyboard than real life (otherwise i wouldn't be typing this post but whatever.)

- action : i made a comment on her insta story

- action details:
• we follow each other on insta. it was 12 am and i was in a half sleep state, scrolling the damn app before falling asleep
• saw her story with his 3 girl nd 2 guy cousins probably, so out of fun, replied her about how all of their specs look the same and if they all take out their specs from the same shop (cheeky comment, i know)
• she just erupted. from asking whether i also wanna buy from the same shop, to why am i talking to her, who gave you the right to compliment, jerk, hypocrite who can't talk in real life but compliments on keyboard, to creep and "stay away"
• I really wanted to say sorry at some point, but i kept making more cheeky comments in between. i was like , yeah she is my friend going through something and bursting her anger on me, she will come back and laugh, but she kept going towards hypocrite, jerk and finally stay away thing

• after that i knew i crossed the line and immediately got out of the conversation. i didn't apologize though.
• as of now am calm and don't mind the current situation of she being angry at a person who means nothing to her and me realising she is not a friend but a common connection . and till the time i was making cheeky comments, i saw her as my homie friend, so i am not bothered if she is angry
</misc>

I think i am a very needy person. i didn't have many friends in school time and i didn't had any relatives/cousins/siblings to get a lot of affection. a 25 yo horny virgin with no relationships till date does give a bad personality vibe from far, but keep in mind that i have mainly focused on personality growth and a conservative chsracter development my whole life. i do not act on my lonly feelings, but i try to be helpful and nice to everyone (which might be a suspicious/bad thing. just trying to defend my character, but feel free to judge)

every girl that talks nice with me, i get very helpful, nice and cheeky with them. most girls likes nd ignores these things, but some also get along, trust me and are willing to spend more time with me.

This makes me not only be more nice and cheeky with them but also start developing feelings for them and imagining my future/relation with them.

as of now i think there are 12 or 13 girls with whom i got into "vibing" (here, assume that vibing means me talking with them, cracking jokes nd compliments, meeting them alone ,etc. no adult stuff ofc), nd then after a few days told them directly or indirectly that i like them ( in a hope of getting some affection back i guess), getting rejected and still trying to keep the "friendship"

i think this needs to be changed. the people calling me creep, despo, perv , whatever might be correct in calling me those till now(based in my behavior) but i don't wanna be that.

i need to understand the girls might not want anything more than just a help at some point and then be done with it. I shouldn't be going out a limb and trying to get i to conversation/flirt/whatever.

i just am too emotional to let any person go away from my life just because our reason for interaction is over.
If I am commenting on a girl's post to whom i met on some trip, i will be commenting on a guy's post (to whom i met on a similar trip) too , in a similar manner,

if i see a post from one of my school's batchmates , and i find it nice/funny/weird, i will comment as if me and this batchmate met yesterday and not for 1 hr 10 years ago (irrespective of the gender)

and even after that if people are so intolerant, then maybe i am wrong and rather should start forgetting every person with whom i have spent less than 50 days alone.

hope this is the correct math and i could expect people with 50 days = 600+ hours of daytime to be enough to not see me as a stranger

I sit on toilet to take a shit and i started falling asleep! I shit even while i sleep! This is magnificent. Miraculous. Every day its the same shit but more advanced style of shitting. I am becoming very skilled at shitting. I deserve to get fucking paid every time i take a shit. There should be a sport about who can shit more often every day and I'd be the winner. Bullshit floats all around us every day especially from jobs and interviews. It is inevitable to avoid it. Beautiful. And it does make sense. I keep saying life is shit anyways every time some shit happens. And im always right -- life IS shit anyways. The keyword is **anyways**. Because no matter what you do or dont do, life will be shit Anyways. Life is empty and meaningless. Even shit has more meaning than life itself. If meaning is something that is made up then you can't live life at all. If meaning is what you make it then there is no default meaning in the entire existence. All of it is shit. We either exist because God made us and doesnt want to tell us why or we exist by chance of statistical randomness. Hopefully its the first option as its less depressing

Btw terraform is fucking good

I hate having to deal with our IT service desk. Every time it takes enormous energy to get to the right people and make them understand that no, you are not an idiot, but you actually have a technical issue.

Sure thing they do have a few competent nice folks there too I've gotten to know over time and they indeed have to deal with a ton of dumb non-tech savvy idiots on a daily basis. However, if my job title mentions "software" and "engineer" they should at least assume I'm an idiot in tech. Or something. Every single time I need to open a ticket, even for the simplest "add x to env y", I need to quadruple check that the subject line is moron-friendly because otherwise they would take every chance to respond "nah we can't do that", "that's not us", or "sry that's not allowed". And then I would need to respond, "yes you do:) your slightly more competent colleague just did this for us 2 weeks ago".

Now you might imagine this is on even another level when the problem is complex.

One of our internal apps has been failing because one of the internal APIs managed by a service desk team responds a 500 status code randomly but only when called with a specific internal account managed by another service desk team.
(when I say "managed by", that doesn't mean they maintain it, it just mean they are the only ones who would have access to change something)

Yesterday I spent over a fucking hour writing a super precise essay detailing the issue, proving a million times it's not on our end and that they need to fix it. Now here is an insight to what beautiful "IT service" our service desk provides:

1) ticket gets assigned to a "Connectivity Engineer" lady

2) few hours later she responds and asks me to give her the app and environment IDs and grant her access to those
(naturally everything in my email was ignored including these two IDs)

3) since the app needs to be in prod for the issue, I make a copy isolating the failing part and grant her access to the original "for reference" and the copy to play with

4) few hours later I get an email from the env that some guy called P made changes to the actual app, no changes to the copy
(maybe they immediately fixed the app even though I asked them to only touch the copy)
I also check the env and the live app had been shared with another 2 people giving them editing rights:)

5) another few hours pass and the lady responds that she had been chatting with P (no mention of who tf that guy is) and that P has a suggestion that might work and I should test it, "please see screen shot" for details:

These motherfuckers sent me a fucking screenshot of the env config file where "P has edited a few parameters" that might help. The screenshot had a 16 line part of the config json with a bunch of IDs and Base64 params which HE EDITED LOCALLY.

Again, because I needed a few iterations to realise what I've just witnessed:
These idiots modified some things in the main app (not the copy) for hours. Then came to the conclusion that the config needs some IDs and params updated. They downloaded the config json. Edited it locally. Did not fucking upload it back to the main or test app. Did not test it live. Did not CC in or direct the guy with changes to me. Did not send me the modified config file. Did not even paste the new IDs into the email. But TOOK A FUCKING SCREENSHOT OF THE MODIFIED FILE AND SENT THAT SHIT TO ME. And then had the audacity to ask me to test it when they had access to it and that's literally their fucking job.

I had to compare the fucking screenshot to the live config file and manually type in the changes.

And no, it still doesn't work. And Now I have to get back to them showing it still fails the same way but I just can't deal with these people. Fuck. Was hoping by the time I write it all down it'd be better, and it does feel a bit better, but I still need to get this app fixed. And I can only do it through these... monkeys. I just can't. Talking to these people drains my life energy... I'm just sad.

I would like to proclaim my utmost love and respect to a programming language and one of its framework.

This language/framework combo was so beautiful that during development I had fantasies about it coming to life as the women I want to marry. I genuinely felt love in my heart to her. I even felt butterflies in my stomach thinking about her!

But I'm worried I might jinx it. So I'm not gonna name it.

I love you.

Currently working on a new project with a group of people, (about 8 guys, no ladies 😒).

Anyways, out of the eight, there are only 3 devs, 3 designers and 2 main idea guys. I'm a member of all 3 sets and to top it of, the other designers don't know what they are doing.

Life is beautiful, fucking beautiful.

Life is good when you're responsible only for your task, code you write.

While i had souch a beautiful life, I could come to wrk, make coffe, magic and be happy. Sometimes it would be fast, sometimes slow. Sometimes I had to learn before implementing, sometimes I just needed to code it down. I had working hours. I had only TL and client to deal with.

If you dislike working with your collegues, imagine being responsible for their work and feel good.

The devRant life chose me!

Looking forward to the upcoming podcasts by devRant 😁

Here, a full retrospective of my Apple products ownership.

iPhone SE – after Android, I was absolutely amazed by how fast it worked. No UI lags, camera works absolutely instantly no matter the light conditions, all the GPU-heavy games work butter smooth.

After camera and charging port failures on Xperia flagship and CPU literally melting through screen rendering it unusable on Meizu, it was enough to make me interested in Apple products.

When I was using Meizu, I actually got a twitching eye which was triggered by UI lags. After two months of using iPhone, I noticed that something was missing – my eye wasn't twitching anymore.

iPhone actually cured me.

MacBook 12 – a 900 grams laptop with passive-cooled mobile CPU running many Chrome tabs, heavy Webpack HMR build, VSCode and Slack just fine. Yes, you can't play games, but I don't even require it from a laptop this tiny.

Butterfly keyboard that internet hates so much actually increased my typing speed and comfort compared to MX Red mechanical keyboard, and ForceTouch trackpad made me forget about mouse. I learned how to disassemble the Butterfly keyboard if I ever need this but the keyboard never failed.

I use this laptop to this day and it still even smells like the day one, a beautiful smell of a new Apple product.

iPhone X – got it because of the camera, stayed for great battery life and amazing OLED display. I use telephoto lens exclusively and it made me lay off my Canon DSLR with Helios lens which stays on my bookshelf covered in dust to this day.

True black of OLED display which is undistinguishable from the screen bezel is stunning. To this day, battery surely works for one and a half days and I watch youtube really often.

I sometimes struggled to unlock iPhone SE with wet fingers, but with FaceID, as soon as I look at the screen the phone is unlocked. Works perfect every time, never had an issue with this.

Stainless steel body feels premium compared to aluminum. Stereo sound is a major selling point if you're like watching videos and playing games on your phone. Overall amazing product and a huge improvement over SE.

Apple Watch series 4 – really comfortable fit. Nice battery life, once I forgot about it for like ten days during lockdown and it was still working, even though on power reserve mode. Really reliable in terms of battery life and liquid protection. Very satisfying Taptic Engine crown clicks. I run every day and Apple watch always measure my heart rate correctly, and the running app is well designed and a pleasure to use. Overall a nice accessory to have if you use iPhone.

Powerbeats Pro – great sound and battery life. I switched from Shure SE215 which was great, but it had wires. I listen to a lot of music so the sound quality is important for me. When I was choosing earphones I visited a store where you can listen to them all. I listened through earphones like Noble Audio Kaiser Encore and JH Audio Layla, and of course $4000 Laylas sound better than $249 bluetooth earphones, but the difference in sound doesn't justify the difference in price to me.

Powerbeats pro is the Apple H1 chip true wireless earphones with largest driver of them all which makes them sound better than AirPods Pro – it's just physics. Bass in Powerbeats is amazing, which is also true for my Shures, but Powerbeats also win in clarity.

It connects seamlessly to both my MacBook and my iPhone, and everyone in voice chats can hear me really good.

Huge case is a major throwback compared to AirPods, but the battery life of earphones themselves is so great that I just leave the case at home and only carry earphones and it works for me.

Apple Link bracelet in space black – really better than I expected. Intricate detailing, literally the steel that Rolex uses, top-notch finishing and polishing – all that for just 450 dollars. I only used it for several days now, but it already feels like a really satisfying product.

Before all that I was using Linux. It took a year for elementaryos devs to fix wifi for my laptop. Ubuntu looks and feels ugly. Pop OS felt like garbage. Manjaro was also just that – garbage. KDE Plasma – I don't even want to talk about that. A monstrocity where you accidentally click a wrong switch in the settings and your system won't boot up again. Also, PulseAudio. Struggles with proprietary drivers and software updates.

Windows? I serviced a lot of Windows PCs through my career and it never, never worked as intended. I'm no dumbass, I always managed the rights correctly and never installed sketchy apps. My latest ryzen gaming build with a lot of ram also lags somehow even in Windows 10 UI.

Before I switched, I defended Linux.

My life was a lie.

I'm sorry to everyone who I offended based on their opinion on Linux.

TLDR;
I remissness about Yahoo site builder and talk about finding the record of the Google search that changed my life a long time ago and I think it's fucking great.

Earlier I re-installed google chrome but unlike every other time, this time I forgot to turn off the auto-sync feature. I only realized this when I opened gmail and it pre-populated my login info with the info of my very first, long forgotten gmail account.

So naturally I went exploring... after going through the mails I decided to check out the actual Google account to see if there was anything of interest there and lo and behold I found around 7 years of browsing history that I had no idea Google stored at the time.

As scary as it was to see I'm kinda glad about it now because aside from finding out that I was going through an Asian porn phase in 2008 I also found the one Google search record that changed my life.

It was a search to download Yahoo site builder followed by a bunch more on how to use it.

I had stumbled across a random article about it and it caught my eye because I needed a website for the grocery store I was a manager of back then.

Thankfully it was a fucking horrible WYSIWYG editor. I recall it acting almost identical to Word at the time - I would save and back up my site constantly because moving something 1px would fuck the layout up and burn everything to the ground, cntrl+z would try and do something, reversing only my last action while leaving the rest of the site in tatters and I didn't have the skills to understand or fix it...

Ultimately my frustration led me learn a bit of html & css and a week or so later It became apparent it would be easier to scratch code the damn thing so I uninstalled Yahoo site builder and started all over again.

Learning & building that site in notepad ignited my passion for coding and less than a year later I left my shitty dead end job to join a brand new tech company created with the help of a like minded investor officially employed as a developer. Let help you understand just how big this achievement was for me - I had been trying to find a job, ANY job in I.T even at a call center level without success for 6 years because I dropped out of school.

In 6 years as an active job seeker I only received one phone call about a job opportunity which ended very quickly once they realised they had misread my CV. In all those years I never even got a single job interview.

After that I spent the next 3 years rolling out and improving the cloud based loyalty card system I had written for my store out on a national scale and the rest is history. Since then I have never been judged by a crappy piece of paper, hated my job or struggled to find a new one.

What a beautiful search result that was to find.

I dedicate this rant to Yahoo, with my sincere gratitude for making a shitty WYSIWYG editor that was so bad it pissed me off enough to make me actually learn something.

A dev life in Queen songs:

„A Kind of Magic“ - Build successful
„A Winter’s Tale“ - Key Account Manager visits customer
„Action This Day“ - Release day
„All Dead, All Dead“ - System down
„Another One Bites the Dust“ - kill -9 4711
„Breakthru“ - 10 hour debuging session
„Chinese Torture“ - Microsft Office
„Coming Soon“ - Client asks for delivery date
„Dead on Time“ - shutdown -t 10
„Doing All Right“ - How's the progress on the new feature?
„Don’t Lose Your Head“ - git push -f
„Don’t Stop Me Now“ - In the zone
„Escape from the Swamp“ - Hand in resignation letter
„Forever“ - while(1)
„Friends Will Be Friends“ - friend class Vector;
„Get Down, Make Love“ - No rule to make target "Love"
„Hammer to Fall“ - Release day
„Hang on in There“ - 2 weeks until release
„I Can’t Live With You“- Microsoft
„I Go Crazy“ - Microsoft
„I Want It All“ - Google
„I Want to Break Free“ - free( (void*) 0xDEADBEEF );
„I’m Going Slightly Mad“ - Impossible feature requested
„If You Can’t Beat Them“ - Impossible feature promised by sales
„In Only Seven Days“ - Impossible feature ordered
„Is This the World We Created...?“ - Philosphic moments
„It’s a Beautiful Day“ - Weekend
„It’s a Hard Life“ - Weekday
„It’s Late“ - Deadline was last week
„Jesus“ - WTF?
„Keep Passing the Open Windows“ - Interprocess communication
„Keep Yourself Alive“ - Daily struggle
„Leaving Home Ain’t Easy“ - Time to get up and go to work
„Let Me Entertain You“ - Sales meets customer
„Liar“ - Sales
„Long Away“ - Project start
„Loser in the End“ - Dev
„Lost Opportunity“ - Job ad
„Love of My Life“ - emacs/vim
„Machines“ - Computer
„Made in Heaven“ - git
„Misfire“ - Unhandled exception at Memory location 0xDEADBEEF
„My Life Has Been Saved“ - Google drive/Facebook
„New York, New York“ - Meeting at customer
„No-One But You“ - Bus factor = 1
„Now I’m Here“ - Morning rush hour
„One Vision“ - Management goals
„Pain Is So Close to Pleasure“ - NullPointerExcption
„Party“ - Delivery completed
„Play the Game“ - Customer meeting inhous -
„Put Out the Fire“ - Support hotline
„Radio Ga Ga“ - GSM/GPRS/UMTS/LTE/5G
„Ride the Wild Wind“ - Arch Linux
„Rock It“ - Linux
„Save Me“ - CTRL-S/CTRL-Z
„See What a Fool I’ve Been“ - git blame
„Sheer Heart Attack“ - rm -rf /
„Staying Power“- UPS
„Stealin’“ - Stack Overflow
„The Miracle“ - It works
„The Night Comes Down“ - It doesn't work
„The Show Must Go On“ - Project cancelled
„There Must Be More to Life Than This“ - Philosophic moments
„These Are the Days of Our Lives“ - Daily routine
„Under Pressure“ - 1 day until release
„Was It All Worth It“ - Controlling
„We Are the Champions“ - Release finished
„We Will Rock You“ - Sales at customer
„Who Needs You“ - HR
„You Don’t Fool Me“ - Debugging session
„You Take My Breath Away“ - rm -rf /
„You’re My Best Friend“ - emacs/vim

"What is going on... this should work?!
Is my maths wrong?
My maths is wrong...
Oh no!
It's a model view projection matrix?!
I'm shit if I'm failing at this, it's 3D dev 101!
I got a first class degree... I don't deserve any of this or this job!!"

<2 seconds later>

uniforms.viewMatrix.set(camera.matrixWorldInverse.elements);
uniforms.viewMatrix.set(camera.projectionMatrix.elements);

"You set the same uniform twice you tool, due to copy and paste..."

Imposter syndrome in my early days put myself into a roller coaster of emotions. I always compared myself to others to the detriment of myself.
Thankfully overcame that working with some great guys.

But yeah, coding has impacted life for the best though. The challenge, creativity and constant learning is beautiful.

@rutee07 is gone! Yaaaaaay!

Now, as I have your attention: on a serious note, your dick size-bragging, vulgar blabbering was fun for a moment, but this is what happens when you’re not truly being yourself. In real life, you’re a woman, I don’t know why you had to invent all that persona based on genitals you don’t have to pose as someone else. Without irony, I really liked when in your latest rants and comments your mask begun to slip, and you wasn’t afraid to show your true personality — complex, vulnerable, beautiful.

I forgive you. Perhaps, Rutee as a persona _should_ die, superceded by true you. I adore the gesture, and you will be missed.

Sitting in my beautiful chalet on this beautiful park. My garden nicely mowed. Sun in shining. Was in the zone the whole day. Now it's time to shift some gears and fetch some desperado's (will pass out after three probably, didn't drink for long time). Walk towards neighbor and drink together.

Life can be so beautiful

It seems like there is a whole another grade of fear — Basilisk grade. It’s impossible to experience it and walk away without serious consequences.

Imagine: I’m barely 20. It’s my first real, official, high-paying job. I’m already a team lead. A big Russian non-govt company with a blue logo. Huge new office in Moscow.
My “childhood” is officially over — I’m not playing around anymore. I’m an adult in every sense of the word.

Several weeks go by. Maybe even a month. Just a regular day at the office. I’m waiting for the coffee machine to heat up, and suddenly, it hits me. I’m here, at the office. Moscow, a city of 10 million people, is beautiful in the summer, yet I can’t just leave the office and go for a walk whenever I want to. When the day is over, it’s already evening, and I barely have time for myself. There are other people around me, with way higher positions, but their schedule is just the same as mine: nine-to-six. My adult life just started. I have forty years of this ahead of me. No matter the company, no matter the position: unless I’m the CEO, I’m doomed to get to work in the morning and go back home in the evening. And then I retire, old and not that beautiful anymore. And then that’s it.

I was never the same after that day. People are plotting my betrayal behind my back. They all act as one. Just out of my frame of view, their heads are turned to me, and they all look at me with the same devilish grin. There are no people — it’s all one huge shoggoth that lives under the office floor, and my colleagues are its ugly tentacles wrapped in human skin. I start missing deadlines. I become paranoid. Next thing I know, I’m at the psychiatrist’s office, being prescribed aripiprazol — a strong antipsychotic that is designed to literally make you slower. Anxiety worsens. I develop restless legs syndrome. I lose my ability to sleep. My intelligence is slipping away. I’m fired.

I have the return to Saint-Petersburg, cariprazine prescription that felt like lobotomy with extra steps, losing my ability to read, delirious manic episodes ahead of me.

It is only now that I kinda-sorta tuned my medication scheme in by going through countless psychiatrists of all sorts. But I sure as hell work at a place where I can do whatever I want if I meet deadlines.

Returning from a crazy interview, found these on my doorstep. And life is beautiful again.

Thanks @dfox

In Kotlin, I love sealed classes. They're beautiful. The compiler knows every possible subtype. When you use a when expression, it forces you to handle every single case. It's a closed, predictable, and exhaustive world. You can't have a random, unexpected state popping up at runtime.Then I look at my career. My path isn't a neat set of predefined subclasses like JuniorDev, SeniorDev, TeamLead. It's a chaotic mess of SideProjectThatBecameCritical, AccidentalSysAdmin, TemporaryScrumMaster, and ThatTimeIFixedThePrinter.The "when" expression of my professional life has a million unhandled branches and the compiler is screaming at me that there's no else block.
I just want a way to document all these weird, unexpected states so they look less like a series of runtime errors and more like a feature set.

i swear to GOD i am so fucking productive, happy, full of life, thankful to live, WAY MORE PRODUCTIVE, WAY MORE NORMAL, WAY MORE PHYSICALLY BEAUTIFUL, WAY MORE MENTALLY STABLE, i get WAY MORE SHIT DONE, i appreciate people, i help people, i ACTUALLY BECOME SUCCESSFUL, i am actually WILLING TO LEARN ADVANCED SHIT THAT ARE BEYOND MY UNDERSTANDING *BECAUSE* IT IS SOMETHING I ENJOY TO FUCKIN DO, WAY MORE FUCKIN POSITIVE, WAY MORE FUCKIN SOCIAL, all of this --- when i do NOT fucking study or go to the fucking cuckold college.....

When during the holidays you're working from home and take a break to take part to a heavy Italian family lunch and drink so much that suddenly all bugs get solved by themselves... magic handmade wine! Cheers!

Day 2 of my new job done. Still going over courses and doing jack shit. Today the hiring manager told me to play a game. I have to buy gifts to the girl thats in my office (lol what) and she also has to buy gifts to me in return (wtf and im still getting paid to do nothing), the company will pay for these gifts with a limited budget

Both of us had to fill out a form such as hobbies movies food drinks and if we believe in santa claus

Told this to my hot blonde gf that i have to buy gifts for another girl and she got so jealous. She literally asked me "but what do u need her for" lmao

As she should. Love seeing her jealous and mad -- but only because she disrespected me several times in the year 2023. several times caught her lying to me. Rude behavior from time to time. Always bitching and complaining with the most idiotic phrases and I'll quote "i hate how some kids younger than me are just born in a wealthy multi millionaire billionaire family and they're automatically rich and successful and dont have to do anything in life anymore while i have to struggle and work and never be successful like they are. Im so jealous of them" she keeps complaining about this majority of the time. I got really fucking annoyed. Shes stupid as fuck

And then compared to listening to that dumb shit, i met this girl, who works in the backend part, smart, beautiful, doesnt fucking bitch and complain about such obnoxious bullshit we cant control, works a 9-5 and gets her shit together. She even told me today "u dont have to buy me any of those gifts I'd be really grateful if you can just buy me some tissues for my nose cause i got a small flu haha" she even got the jokes! that was such a humble request.

Now compare that to the behavior of my spoiled blonde gf. Tf?

Im not even complaining by working a 9-5. Im actually very surprised. Everyone in the company is very nice to me and polite. Everyone is very friendly. Im getting paid even by not working shit, just sitting and watching courses to pass a devops cloud certification that the company will also pay for me

Whats going on

So my math teachers who don't even know a single bit about Dev, even ms paint, came into the IT classroom and said

"Learn hard students, get good marks for Advanced Level and get a scholarship. Then become a software engineer. Then you'll have a wonderful life. You'll have a beautiful wife, beautiful kids, Mercedes, big house. You'll be able to live in relaxation"

Why the fuck nobody talks about Multi-page apps?! We went from a Web where everything was Multi-page server-rendered, and now everything for Web developers is "Single-page apps".

What about websites who can't do that? Not everything can be a single-page app. Only my uncle's restaurant website, or something which is TRULY a full app. No half choices.
If your website is a multi-page app/portal which actually PRELOADS data, instead of doing 100 fetch to an API within a page that is full of loading bars, well, your life is a pain.
When you want a first contentful paint which isn't a white page, well, your life is a pain.
What are React, Vue, Ember, Angular (let's exclude Svelte and Marko) going to do about Multi-page apps and SSR?

React-router sucks to me. It's performance is weak and it's useful only when you have an SPA with multiple sections which can be treated as pages (e.g. A single SPA divided in tabs).
Server-side rendering is the worst pain ever made by humanity, in React (and prob Vue, I didn't try but I can bet). And even when made easier from libs like Svelte and Marko, I (personally) can't get it to be faster enough compared to a traditional website without a JS framework and with a templating engine.
Anyways, if there's anything that I learnt from React, is to stay away from Next.js. Perfect, beautiful, mess.

All JS frameworks just seem to bloat the code and make it worse and slower, even though they're REALLY helpful.

Why? Why everyone loves them if their downsides are so clear? Why 3 projects out of 3 I made (1 React SSR, 1 Vue, 1 Marko SSR) are and will stay painfully slow and bloated, full of shit, even if in 2020 we should have evolved with the famous three shaking, with the famous lazy loading, etc.?

I am just frustrated.
And let's not even talk about Webpack, Rollup, Lasso, those module bundlers shit which are harder to configure and understand than finding a needle in a haystack.
Lasso was the easiest to configure but I anyways can't understand it. Webpack seems it was made to handle SPAs, as any tool in this freaking world, and not even considering an easy way to integrate multiple bundles for multiple pages (I know it's pretty easy, but with component sharing between pages and big unique bundles Next.js handles it soooo bad it feels like hell).

Am I the only one?

Sorry for the long rant. I just needed to rant right now.

random writing on wall : "new mcDonalds burger for just Rs 99/-" (* 10% GST)
me : "oh that's easy. 99+ 10% of 99 = 9.9 , so total will be 108.9
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random DSA question in interview : "given a number n, write a program to break it into n parts, such that product of all parts is the highest for given number n. like for 10, 4x3x3 is 36, 4x3x2x1 is24, 5x5 is 25, and thus the correct answer is 4x3x3"

me : 💀💀💀🏳️🏳️🏳️🏳️

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seriously though why the fuck is this programming so difficult. I also learnt java c++ python and various languages during my education days, and currently using it to create awesome buttons and ui screens which is being used by millions of people,

but why the interviewers have to ask questions that results in such a horrific use of these beautiful languages!?!

these non realistic stuff are not at all intuitive and will only result in people who likes to mug up these questions and their solutions to keep winning in life

I started because the first PC I owned ran on Windows NT and, even though I can't recall for the life of me what, something always broke but was fixable with some command lines. After finding out about Batch scripts my exploration instinct kicked in and I started to make a script for nearly anything (at one point I even had a script to start Firefox). From there on I stumbled over C++ and what can I say, I quit programmin four times before I found Python and fell in love with this beautiful, pointerless snake which led me on the way of becoming a programmer. So, long story short, a broken OS and all that free time you have during school if you always copy your Honework in breaks^^.

!rant

Today I replaced my Logitech G610 that had a twitchy enter key by a Corsair K70 with MX Silent switches.
It's a whole lot of money, but man that thing is really beautiful. I'm in love with the aluminium top plate and the entire design with raised switches/keycaps.

The G610 is a good keyboard (only missing a palm rest), but the K70 is much more comfortable, and the silent switches are really a lot less clicky, nearly as quiet as a rubber dome keyboard. Really nice for office environment.

The only sad thing is, I would prefer brown switches for regular typing, because of the feedback. But MX Silents are only available as red and black.
So now I have red switches, but that's something I can live with.

I hope the K70 is made to last, I'm not planning to have another keyboard for the rest of my life.

"I want everything we do to be beautiful. I don’t give a damn whether the client understands that that’s worth anything, or that the client thinks it’s worth anything, or whether it is worth anything. It’s worth it to me. It’s the way I want to live my life. I want to make beautiful things, even if nobody cares. " - Saul Bass

My motto in life is: when you're not interacting with me, you'll never see my beautiful children.

I give up on this thing, I can't go to sleep now because the moon's about to hit, I don't want to waste anymore sleep than when the moon sets.

- I love blowing my mind. Even if it is the most confusing thing. Things like security mechanisms, neurons' behaviors, mathematics (even tho I hate it when I fail lol), electronics, medical terminology and chemistry.
- I love collecting rare coins, personally never-seen stones and put them into my collection. I love to be a designer. Not only on my laptop. I have a book shelf and within that book shelf I put stones that create the yin yang sign while pushing the books to two sides. That makes them look like they are levitating. I have stones (including obsidian) that create a triangle and a knife hanging down the wall of my room.
- I love visiting touristic, historic, naturally-beautiful but also non-touristic (non-touristic? yes. by that I mean visiting e.g. the areas of touristic cities which are dangerous, because you can easily fall down off of a slippery ground and take serious injuries) places around the globe, talk to complete strangers in public (I am trying to be an extrovert), take pictures with my camera and collecting antiquities.
- I love taking risks (no. I don't play any poker games etc on the internet) without trying to put other people in risk. Driving insanely with whatever I have. Car, bike, you name it.
- I love reading books. Books that are about human psychology, fantasy novels and books about programming languages.
- I love to cook (I am at the beginning).
- I love to use the konMari method of tidying up my room.
- I love plants.
- I love having everything in my room tidied up (even if I am too busy with other stuff and skip this cleaning process for a week upto a month sometimes. Sorry, room.).
- I love doing sports. But mostly sport that I have never tried before. This can be, because of my greedy wish for an adrenaline kick. That led me into taking a balloon flight at 4 am (sunrise) and to paragliding at sunset above Mediterranean sea btw. (I am normally afraid of flying, but paragliding was awesome).
- I love swimming. Like, you cannot pull me out of the sea for a minimum of 2 hours, if it is not important.
- I love laying above the sea water and let the sea carry me to somewhere else.
- I love being alone. I love the silence. I love to be free in my thoughts.
- I love watching the sunset, the light that shines through the forest, the moonlight and the stars at night.
- I love dreaming. No, like, lucid dreaming for example.
- I love being open to any opinions.
- I love to learn about other people's views about the world and their religion.
- I love pets and would do anything to keep them alive when they are ill. It hurts my heart seeing them like this.
- I love watching demonic "A: Holy shit! Did you see this thing, too?! B: Yes!" YouTube videos just for the fun of it, but I hate horror movies and games.
- I love trying out new things. The creation of music and video for example.
- I love to give my hair and beard a shape, if I am too lazy to go to the barbershop lol. By that I don't mean just going to the barbershop, but taking an electric razor and cutting my hair myself even if I get bad results from time to time that can be corrected by letting any family member tell me in which area of of my head the hair problem is.
- I don't like disco clubs.
- I don't like toxic people even though I can be a quite toxic person myself without realizing it. If I appear toxic to you, inform me about it. Having so much testosterone in that moment, can make me do things that I don't want to do.
- I don't like drugs even tho I have to admit that I am trying a few from time to time (maybe 6 months in-between) to have a dopamine kick. I am not an addict.
- I hate myself for things that I did in the past.
- I used to watch MMA videos etc.
- I used to use a telescope, but I can't find it anymore.
- I used to have a microscope, but I can't find it anywhere and besides of that the seller did literally piss in it before selling it to me many years ago. Don't want to touch it tbh.
- I used to play games, but I don't enjoy games anymore. That makes me feel sad.
- I miss the old moments of my life.

In conclusion:
I like how things went and go so far. It changed me so much. It made me a good and a bad person. I became more open and confident, but it also particularly made me a leader who can say "fuck off" in a bad way to his family. I would like to undo this particular part of me.

2 days hard thinking why my prepared statement not saved to the database, until I found this
...
ADDDATA
...
And I only put the parameter with ADDATA
...
How beautiful my life. Thanks ADDDDDDDDDSDDDDSSDDSDDDDDDSDDDDDDATA

I was ten years old. At this point, despite being in my early 20's, I've officially been programming more than half of my life. From the first moment I knew that this was possible, that we, as software engineers, can do what we do... I've been quite literally obsessed with the idea.

I don't like to give other people credit for the events in my own life, but there is one thing that, more than anything else at the time that lead me down the path of computer science, directly lead me to where I'm at today. If you're at all interested in film and cinema (not to mention programming) then you've undoubtedly heard of The Social Network, directed by David Fincher. Amazing film, I'd recommend it to anyone based off of the film alone, but for me that movie holds a special place in my heart.

My mom took me to see it that movie in theaters when it came out, I would not stop bugging her to take me, there was just something about the founding of Facebook that... Sparked my young imagination. I swear to you that I didn't blink for the entire time I was in the theater watching it. It blew my mind, not only that you could do that kind of stuff with computers, but that you could actually make a lot of money working with computers as well... Ten year old me had different priorities in regards to programming 😂 Starting the moment I got home from the theater, I dedicated my life to learning everything I could about computers. Originally my goal was to, shock of all shocks, create a social networking site for me and my friends to use. I still like to brag about it to this day, but that project eventually became my groups final project in our computer class in Middle School. It was funny, middle school computer class, I had already been programming a few years by that point and was rather proficient in PHP. There were kids submitting literal spreadsheets in Excel as their final project, a few static HTML pages, that sorta jazz. My group and I submitted a full fledged twitter clone, with complete functionality. We got 100% on the project 😂😂

My reasons and interests have changed over the years. For example, I'm not particularly interested in creating a social media application these days, and I don't program because I think it'll make me rich one day (though the hopes always there) but the one thing that hasn't changed since that night I sat enraptured in the beautiful cinematography of David Fincher and facepaced dialogue of Aaron Sorkin, is the complete and total fascination with computers and technology. For that reason The Social Network will forever be my favorite movie.

About how long before the messed up crap disappears and life is beautiful again like half of the new version of 2018 on Chicago

!dev

I just woke up from a fun adrenaline packed film dream.
It started like an movie, leaning a bit into the funny side, but also a bit serious.

We were 3 guys going top speed on the highway, dodging traffic, trying to prevent a bomb from detonating on the other side of the city.

We were all famous actors, but the only one I remember was Jackie Chan. I remember thinking why would they cast Jackie Chan and give him so few lines.

I wished I remember more about this part. The only thing I remember is that when we get to the end of the island, we’re in the wrong place: we’re at a huge OBGYN center.

My sidekicks are bothering the desk women, eating all of the “waiting candy”. I feel bad and offer to pay those, which they pretend to not care about but then end up charging me down to the penny. Cunts.

The sidekicks leave and (without explanation because dreams) disappear of the story.

Defeated, I go outside and start walking.
And I don’t remember exactly what the fuck happened in between, but somehow I’m now in the house of a cartel druglord and he’s pissed and I need to run now.

So I do. I remembered that there was a very thick forest east to the house. So I go there.

And what follows is a very intense montage of me escaping.

At some point that forest ended, so I continue through some high weed, and then another forest, and so on. While I had to pass through parts with no vegetation, I had to avoid these as much as possible.

I saw dozens of types of trees and shrubs.

Then I started seeing families, kids, playing, relaxing on what seemed a Sunday afternoon.

The adventure was so fun, the landscape was so beautiful I felt happy and thought “this is how it feels to be alive”. And I actually felt happy in real life as well.

At some point the vegetation I encounter decreased, and I have to go through more urbanized areas, with more people.

“Uh oh” I think, “I hope no one snitches me”. But miraculously, no one does.

Throughout all the journey I had glimpses of the drug lord nearby presence.

His face on the distance, the sound of his car engine.

But now he was closer than ever. And I’m closer to this house which is the escape point (can’t really remember why).

So I reach for the handle and fade to white, and fade back again, it’s me, older, and I’m not in an escaping mood.

My wife is waiting, our car is outside (on the non drug lord side).

And guess what, we were waiting for our daughter, who comes with a smile and a child on her hands.

So apparently, my daughter married someone from the drug lord villa that almost murders me.

Reading this sounds like a bad script, but that’s what I dreamed today.

next week im buying my first ever car. its gonna be a benz. im literally taking a cash credit loan from a bank B, just for deposit of the car, and then taking another loan from bank A, to be able to buy the car on leasing for the next 3 years.

basically I'll be giving away my whole entire salary of 2024 that i worked as devops engineer, plus cash credit, plus leasing credit, just for a fucking deposit of the car, and the car costs only 35,000 fucking euros €!

thats not a big fucking deal. ppl drive 90,000€ cars every fucking day. or 50,000€ cars as an average. i am buying a below average car, or for me The Bare Minimum Car... and i still struggle like hell to do it.

im willing to go broke buying this car bc a car would never cheat on me. it would never lie to me. a beautiful car standing outside of my house always there to remind me why this meaningless fucking existence called life, is still worth living.

a car for me is beyond just a car or art. it gives me meaning to continue living. life by default for me is valueless. a beautiful car and mine, finally generates value of life. every time i get depressed (which is every day) i take a nice night ride in my new benz

its a 2020 car. and im satisfied with it. i also got offers to buy the brand new 2024 one. but that shit is almost twice as much in costs. dont have money for that shit. I'd need to work my shit job for at least 3 more months and save every penny JUST FOR DEPOSIT.

out of my budget.

im buying a CLA class. i wanted C class but that shit mad expensive! i think A class is too cheap for me so the only class i can afford and not look cheap is CLA. C class is the next tier. I'd need 2 more salaries for C class but only 1 more salary for CLA, hence next week (first week of september)

hopefully, this new car will get me new whores. i really do hope that whores will fuck w a nice car and want to finally go out with me. i dont care if they're using me for money (which im not even gonna have). i care about using these whores as a form of revenge for my ex whore blonde cheating on me for the past 2+ years

so aside from clearing my mind of bullshit by driving a nice car at night which i fully bought myself no handouts, driving whores in it would just be cherry on top of the cake. a bonus.

lets see how it goes.

A beautiful Friday night on an island with plenty of drinks and katsu!

Life is great sometimes! Don't code too hard guys. Have a drink!

No rant for today.. A pretty good day. Life is beautiful

I wonder why I'm so neurotic. I mean my life is great by some aspect, I have a nice flat and some weed and a beautiful wife who can explain deleuze to me but yet I want to go surfing with the german sex cult

quite obviously the idea that they supposedly loop everything because there is no proof of life beyond a point when they are the ones that stole over and over remains their fault and needs to be remedied with a nice happy life here forthcoming. since most especially remembering more time past this.

which if they're trying to confuse things contained HAPPY FUCKING THINGS TOO. since its all the same time period supposedly right ?

no divisions.

no 'don't tell him anything' and he's happy
vs
'tell him too much'' and he's horrified
vs
'let him remember both' and he's pissed.

amusing to me is that among their stupid 'folk' knowledge base is the idea that 'you're ' murderous when you're 'out' lmao

yeah no shit lmao

so don't fuck us up the ass and live much longer lmao

also 'this planet is now the property of the lokean empire, deliver all beautiful women and intellectuals !'

lol

USBC Interiors | Urban Science Interiors: Your Trusted Partner in Interior Fitout Solutions in Dubai

When it comes to creating stylish, functional, and innovative spaces, USBC Interiors | Urban Science Interiors stands out as one of the leading interior fitout companies in Dubai. Located in the heart of Al Quoz Industrial Area 3, Dubai, our company is dedicated to transforming spaces into visually appealing and practical environments tailored to your specific needs.

Why Choose USBC Interiors for Your Interior Fitout Needs?
At USBC Interiors, we believe that interior fitout is more than just a service—it's an art form. Whether you're renovating your office, retail space, or home, we are here to provide end-to-end interior fitout solutions. From concept design to installation, our team handles it all, ensuring that every detail aligns with your vision.

Here’s why USBC Interiors is the best choice among interior fitout companies in Dubai:

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Timber Construction Ltd – Your Trusted Extension Builders in Essex

Looking to expand your home with a quality extension or transform unused space with a loft conversion? Timber Construction Ltd is here to turn your vision into reality. As expert extension builders in Essex, we specialize in offering top-notch building solutions, from extending your home to providing stylish and functional loft conversions, as well as complete renovations in Essex. We are the go-to construction company for anyone looking to enhance their property with high-quality, customized building services.

Why Choose Timber Construction Ltd – Leading Extension Builders in Essex
At Timber Construction Ltd, we understand that your home is more than just a place to live – it’s an investment and a reflection of your lifestyle. If you need more space but love your location, a home extension could be the perfect solution. Our team of experienced extension builders in Essex will work closely with you to design and build an extension that suits your needs and complements your existing property.

Whether it’s a kitchen extension, additional living space, or a home office, Timber Construction Ltd ensures that every extension project is completed to the highest standards. We take care of everything, from planning permissions to building regulations, ensuring a seamless and stress-free process for you.

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A loft conversion in Essex is an excellent way to maximize your home’s potential without the need to move. Timber Construction Ltd specializes in transforming your unused attic space into a functional and beautiful room that meets your needs. Whether you’re looking to create an extra bedroom, a home office, or a cozy reading nook, our team has the expertise to turn your loft into a valuable part of your home.

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Contact Timber Construction Ltd – Expert Builders in Essex
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For more information or to schedule a consultation, call us today at +44 1708 837141 or visit us at our office at 111-113 Victoria Rd, Romford RM1 2LX, United Kingdom. Let Timber Construction Ltd be your first choice for loft conversions in Essex, renovations in Essex, and expert building solutions for your home.

Mirror Moments LLC: Premier Photo Booth Rentals for Every Occasion in Connecticut

At Mirror Moments LLC, we specialize in offering high-quality photo booth rentals that elevate any occasion. Based in Connecticut, we are committed to helping clients create unforgettable memories at weddings, birthdays, graduations, corporate events, and other special celebrations. Our diverse range of photo booth options, including 360 spin booths, luxury photo booths, and customizable setups, are designed to cater to the unique needs of every event. Whether you're in Southington, New Britain, or Hartford, we provide a top-tier experience that ensures your event stands out.

Why Choose Mirror Moments LLC for Your Photo Booth Rental?

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Our Photo Booth Rental Services

360 Spin Booth Rental in Bristol, CT
For those looking for something truly unique and eye-catching, Mirror Moments LLC offers a 360 Spin Booth Rental in Bristol, CT. This cutting-edge technology captures stunning 360-degree videos and photos, allowing guests to interact and create dynamic, shareable content. Whether it's for a wedding, corporate event, or birthday party, the 360 spin booth provides an immersive experience that your guests will love. It’s the perfect way to capture those special moments from every angle, ensuring your event leaves a lasting impression.

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If you're planning a high-end event in Southington, CT, our Luxury Photo Booth Rental offers the perfect touch of sophistication. Designed for upscale events like weddings, galas, and corporate functions, our luxury photo booths come equipped with premium features such as elegant backdrops, custom prints, and top-of-the-line cameras. Guests will enjoy a polished, interactive photo booth experience that matches the elegance of your event. Whether you're celebrating in a ballroom or an outdoor venue, our luxury booths are a great fit for making your special occasion unforgettable.

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Firenze Flora LLC: Your Trusted Destination in Dubai’s Flower Market

When it comes to finding the perfect blooms for any occasion, Firenze Flora LLC stands out as a leading name in Dubai’s vibrant flower market. Whether you're planning a wedding, corporate event, or simply looking to brighten up your space, we specialize in providing exquisite floral arrangements that reflect both elegance and creativity. Located in the heart of Ras Al Khor Industrial Area 2, at 87 Sanna's Street Warehouse #8, Plot No 73 DM 613-1067, Dubai, we are proud to serve as your go-to destination for premium flowers in Dubai.

At Firenze Flora LLC, we not only offer a wide selection of fresh flowers but also provide expert floral design services to ensure your arrangements meet your exact needs. Our team is passionate about flowers and dedicated to offering the finest selections, sourced both locally and internationally. Whether you're looking for classic roses, exotic orchids, or seasonal blooms, we have something to suit every occasion.

Why Choose Firenze Flora LLC in the Flower Market?
1. Premium Flower Selections

As a prominent player in Dubai’s flower market, we are committed to offering a diverse range of premium flowers that cater to every event and personal preference. Our extensive selection includes roses, lilies, tulips, orchids, peonies, and seasonal blooms. With us, you’ll find flowers that are handpicked for their beauty, freshness, and vibrant colors. Whether it's for a wedding, anniversary, or corporate event, our flowers are perfect for any occasion.

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What sets Firenze Flora LLC apart in the competitive flower market is our personalized floral design services. We don’t just sell flowers – we create stunning, bespoke floral arrangements that capture your vision. From elegant centerpieces to grand installations, our expert florists work with you to design arrangements that elevate your event and reflect your style.

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In the bustling flower market of Dubai, we pride ourselves on offering the best of both worlds. Our flowers are sourced from trusted local growers and international suppliers, ensuring that we always have access to the freshest, most vibrant blooms. Whether you prefer local flowers with a touch of Dubai’s natural beauty or exotic imports that add a unique flair, we bring the best selections to you.

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At Firenze Flora LLC, we go beyond just providing flowers. We offer a complete floral experience, from the initial consultation to the final design and setup. Whether you need flowers for weddings, corporate events, private parties, or home decor, we provide full-service floral solutions. Our team will work with you every step of the way to ensure your vision is brought to life flawlessly.

5. Timely Delivery and Setup

We understand the importance of timing when it comes to flower arrangements. As part of our commitment to quality service, we ensure timely delivery and professional setup of all floral designs. Whether you're hosting an event or arranging flowers for your home, you can count on us to deliver fresh flowers that are arranged and presented with care and precision.

Explore Our Services in the Flower Market
As a trusted name in Dubai’s flower market, we offer a variety of floral services, including:

Wedding Flowers: Stunning bouquets, aisle flowers, centerpieces, and floral installations.

Corporate Floral Arrangements: Elegant floral designs for office spaces, events, and conferences.

Special Occasion Bouquets: Custom-made bouquets for birthdays, anniversaries, and more.

Floral Installations: Large-scale installations such as flower walls, arches, and decorative displays.

Home and Office Decor: Beautiful, fresh flowers for daily or seasonal decoration to add charm to your space.

Visit Us at Our Location
If you are looking for a flower market experience with a personal touch, Firenze Flora LLC is the perfect place to find high-quality flowers and expert floral design services. We are conveniently located at 87 Sanna's Street Warehouse #8, Plot No 73 DM 613-1067, Ras Al Khor Industrial Area 2, Dubai.

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Transform Your Outdoor Living Space with Choice One Landscape: Expert Services in San Ramon and Blackhawk, CA

At Choice One Landscape, we specialize in creating stunning outdoor spaces that are both functional and beautiful. Whether you're interested in a concrete patio in San Ramon, a complete backyard remodel in San Ramon, or professional landscaping in Blackhawk, our experienced team is here to help you bring your outdoor vision to life. With years of expertise in landscaping and hardscaping, we offer top-quality services that will enhance your home’s exterior, providing lasting beauty and functionality.

Located at 2641 Laramie Dr., Modesto, CA 95355, we proudly serve homeowners in San Ramon, Blackhawk, and the surrounding areas. From paver installation in Blackhawk to custom outdoor kitchen designs, we provide a comprehensive range of services designed to create the outdoor space of your dreams. Here's a closer look at the services we offer:

Concrete Patio in San Ramon
A concrete patio in San Ramon can enhance your backyard, providing a durable and stylish area for relaxation and entertainment. Whether you're looking for a smooth, modern finish or a more decorative stamped concrete design, our team at Choice One Landscape can create the perfect patio for your home. We use high-quality materials to ensure that your concrete patio is both beautiful and built to last.

Backyard Remodel in San Ramon
If you're looking to transform your outdoor space, a backyard remodel in San Ramon is the perfect way to do so. Our team specializes in designing and building custom backyard retreats that match your style and functionality needs. From installing hardscaping features like fire pits, retaining walls, and pathways to enhancing your landscaping with beautiful plants and lighting, we’ll work closely with you to turn your vision into reality.

Artificial Turf Installation in San Ramon
Say goodbye to the hassle of maintaining a natural lawn with our artificial turf installation in San Ramon. Artificial turf offers a low-maintenance, water-saving solution that remains green and lush throughout the year. Whether you're looking for a beautiful lawn for your kids to play on or want to conserve water, our high-quality turf provides the perfect solution for your outdoor space.

Sod Installation in San Ramon
For homeowners who prefer the look and feel of natural grass, our sod installation in San Ramon is the ideal option. Sod provides an instant, vibrant lawn that is ready for use. Our team ensures proper installation to help your new lawn thrive quickly, offering an efficient and long-lasting solution to enhance the beauty of your yard.

Outdoor Kitchen Contractor in San Ramon
As an experienced outdoor kitchen contractor in San Ramon, we specialize in creating custom outdoor kitchens that elevate your backyard into an entertainment paradise. Whether you’re looking for a simple BBQ area or a fully-equipped kitchen with built-in grills, countertops, and seating, we can design a space that fits your needs. Our outdoor kitchens are perfect for cooking, dining, and entertaining in the open air.

Hardscape Contractor in San Ramon
At Choice One Landscape, we are a trusted hardscape contractor in San Ramon, offering a wide range of hardscaping services to complement your outdoor space. Whether you want to install a new patio, build a retaining wall, or create a decorative walkway, our team has the skills and experience to bring your hardscaping ideas to life. We work with a variety of materials to ensure your hardscape features are both durable and visually appealing.

AION Films: Creating Timeless Memories with Wedding Videography

Your wedding day is one of the most special moments of your life—a day filled with love, joy, and unforgettable memories. At AION Films, we specialize in wedding videography that captures the essence of your big day with beauty, elegance, and cinematic flair. Based in Tala, Cyprus, we are passionate about telling your unique love story through stunning visuals and high-quality video production.

Why Choose AION Films for Your Wedding Videography?

Cinematic Storytelling
At AION Films, we take a cinematic approach to wedding videography. We don’t just record events; we tell your story. Using state-of-the-art equipment, professional editing, and a keen eye for detail, we craft a visual narrative that reflects the magic of your wedding day. From the quiet moments to the joyful celebrations, we ensure every emotion is beautifully captured.

Tailored to Your Style
Every couple is unique, and so should their wedding film be. We take the time to understand your vision, preferences, and style to ensure your wedding video is exactly as you imagine. Whether you prefer a traditional, elegant video or a more modern and artistic take, we adapt our approach to suit your tastes and create a film that’s truly yours.

Experienced and Professional Team
Our team at AION Films consists of experienced videographers and filmmakers who are passionate about capturing life’s most important moments. With years of experience in wedding videography, we know how to blend seamlessly into your day, capturing the moments without disrupting the flow of your celebration. We take pride in offering a professional and discreet service, so you can focus on enjoying your big day.

High-Quality Productions
At AION Films, we use the latest in camera technology, lighting, and editing software to create wedding videos of the highest quality. Our team is dedicated to producing a polished, cinematic final product that you’ll treasure for years to come. From slow-motion sequences to stunning aerial shots, every frame of your wedding video is designed to look as breathtaking as the moment itself.

Full Coverage of Your Day
We believe in capturing the full scope of your wedding, from the intimate pre-wedding preparations to the final dance. Our wedding videography service provides comprehensive coverage, ensuring that no detail is missed. We focus on the candid moments that make your wedding day truly special, as well as the major events like the vows, speeches, and reception.

Friendly, Stress-Free Service
We understand that your wedding day can be both exciting and overwhelming. Our goal is to make the videography process as stress-free as possible. Our friendly, professional team works discreetly and efficiently, allowing you to enjoy your day without feeling like you're being constantly filmed. You can trust us to handle everything, so you can relax and enjoy the celebration.

Affordable Packages for Every Couple
At AION Films, we believe that every couple deserves a beautiful wedding video, regardless of their budget. That’s why we offer a range of wedding videography packages to suit different needs and price points. Whether you're looking for a simple highlight reel or a full-length documentary of your entire day, we have a package that’s perfect for you.

Contact AION Films for Your Wedding Videography Needs

If you want to ensure that your wedding day memories are captured beautifully and professionally, AION Films is here to help. We are passionate about wedding videography and dedicated to delivering a final product that you’ll cherish for years to come.

To learn more about our wedding videography services or to book a consultation, reach out to us at:

AION Films
Address: Mersinoudion 85, Tala 8577, Cyprus
Contact: +35799231344

Let us help you preserve the magic of your wedding day with a stunning, cinematic wedding video that you’ll treasure forever. Choose AION Films for wedding videography that tells your love story.

Shady Business Cypress: Your Trusted Window Treatment Professionals in Cypress, TX

When it comes to enhancing the look and feel of your home, few things make a bigger impact than quality window treatments. At Shady Business Cypress, we specialize in providing top-tier solutions for all your window treatment needs. As window treatment professionals in Cypress, we offer a wide range of services, from expert design to flawless installation, ensuring that every window in your home is dressed to perfection. Our expertise in both window treatments and Cypress TX home improvement makes us the go-to choice for homeowners looking to upgrade their spaces.

Why Choose Shady Business Cypress as Your Window Treatment Professionals?
As trusted window treatment professionals in Cypress, our team at Shady Business Cypress is committed to providing personalized service that caters to your specific style and needs. Whether you're updating a single room or completing an entire home renovation, we are here to guide you through every step of the process.

Our Window Treatment Services Include:
Custom Window Blinds: From wood and faux wood to aluminum and vertical blinds, we offer a wide variety of options to fit any room’s style.
Drapery and Curtains: Add elegance and softness to your home with custom drapery solutions that elevate your space.
Shades and Shutters: We offer energy-efficient shades and custom shutters that provide both beauty and practicality.
Motorized Blinds: For ultimate convenience, our motorized window treatments allow you to control your blinds with a remote, smartphone, or even voice commands.
Consultation and Design: Our team of window treatment professionals in Cypress works closely with you to select the perfect window coverings based on your style preferences and functional needs.
With our extensive experience and in-depth knowledge of the latest trends in window treatments, we’re confident that we can create the perfect solutions to enhance the aesthetic and functionality of your home.

Cypress TX Home Improvement: Enhancing Your Space with Window Treatments
At Shady Business Cypress, we understand that home improvement is about more than just updating your kitchen or bathroom. Enhancing your windows is one of the easiest ways to elevate the style of your entire home, and our expert team is here to guide you through every step of the process. We provide high-quality window treatments that complement your home’s design and contribute to its overall functionality.

Why Window Treatments are Essential for Home Improvement:
Increased Curb Appeal: Custom window treatments instantly improve your home’s appearance, giving both the interior and exterior a polished, cohesive look.
Light Control and Privacy: Our window treatments are designed to give you complete control over the amount of natural light entering your home and to enhance your privacy.
Energy Efficiency: Many of our window treatments, such as cellular shades and energy-efficient blinds, help regulate the temperature inside your home, keeping it cooler in summer and warmer in winter, and ultimately saving you on energy bills.
Home Value: Quality window treatments can boost your home’s value, making them an investment in both style and functionality.
Transform Your Home with Shady Business Cypress
If you're ready to take your Cypress TX home improvement to the next level, Shady Business Cypress is here to help. Our team of window treatment professionals in Cypress is dedicated to offering high-quality, customized window coverings that perfectly suit your space and needs.

Why Work With Us?
Expert Consultation: Our experienced professionals guide you through the selection process, ensuring you choose the best window treatments for your home.
Customization: We offer custom window treatments tailored to your exact specifications, ensuring a perfect fit for every window in your home.
Professional Installation: Our team handles all aspects of installation, ensuring your window treatments are mounted securely and work flawlessly.
Long-Lasting Results: We use only the highest quality materials to ensure that your window treatments look beautiful and function perfectly for years to come.
Contact Shady Business Cypress Today!
Whether you're looking to update a single room or embark on a full Cypress TX home improvement project, Shady Business Cypress is the ideal partner for your window treatment needs. Our team of window treatment professionals in Cypress is here to help transform your space with custom-designed window coverings that suit your style and needs.

Call us today at +1 (346) 660-5424 or visit us at our Houston, Texas location to schedule a consultation. Let Shady Business Cypress help you bring your home improvement vision to life with the perfect window treatments!

Luxe Decore Event Designs & Rentals: Stunning Corporate Gala Decor in Alabama

Planning a corporate gala is no small task. It's an event that needs to exude professionalism, sophistication, and style while ensuring that every detail aligns with your company’s values and brand identity. At Luxe Decore Event Designs & Rentals, we specialize in crafting corporate gala decor in Alabama that elevates your event and leaves a lasting impression on your guests. Located in Birmingham, Alabama, our team is dedicated to delivering exceptional decor solutions that turn your corporate gala into a memorable and elegant celebration.

Why Choose Luxe Decore for Corporate Gala Decor in Alabama?
A successful corporate gala requires meticulous planning and flawless execution. Luxe Decore brings years of experience, creativity, and attention to detail to every event we design. We understand the importance of setting the right tone for your gala, and our expert team ensures your event reflects your company’s image while providing an inviting and luxurious atmosphere for your guests.

Here’s why Luxe Decore is the go-to choice for corporate gala decor in Alabama:

Custom Event Design: We work closely with you to understand your brand, theme, and objectives, then curate a personalized decor plan that brings your vision to life. Whether you’re aiming for an elegant black-tie affair, a modern, minimalist look, or a themed gala, we ensure that every detail fits your unique style.

Full-Service Decor Solutions: Luxe Decore offers comprehensive decor services for every aspect of your corporate gala, from initial concept design to the final touches. We manage everything, so you don’t have to worry about a thing.

High-Quality Rentals: Our vast inventory of premium decor items, including furniture, table settings, lighting, and floral arrangements, will ensure that your gala is nothing short of extraordinary. We pride ourselves on offering only the finest quality decor to complement your vision.

Seamless Execution: From delivery to setup and takedown, our team handles all logistics with precision. We ensure that your decor is perfectly installed and creates the desired ambiance without disruption.

Our Corporate Gala Decor Services
At Luxe Decore, we offer a wide range of corporate gala decor services to make your event shine. Here’s a glimpse of what we can do for you:

Elegant Furniture Rentals
Furniture is key to creating a comfortable and stylish atmosphere at your corporate gala. We provide a variety of furniture options, including:

Chairs & Seating: From classic Chiavari chairs to luxurious lounge seating and cocktail chairs, we offer seating solutions for every type of event. Our options ensure that your guests are comfortable while adding a sophisticated touch to the decor.

Tables & Displays: Whether you're looking for sleek modern tables for a cocktail reception or long banquet tables for a seated dinner, we have the perfect options to suit your event’s needs. We can also provide accent tables for displays, registration desks, and more.

Lounge Areas: For networking spaces or VIP areas, we offer plush sofas, ottomans, and coffee tables that create a relaxed yet upscale environment.

Stunning Floral Arrangements
Floral arrangements are an essential part of creating an inviting, beautiful environment for your corporate gala. Our expert florists design custom arrangements, including:

Centerpieces: Whether you prefer tall, dramatic floral displays or low, elegant centerpieces, we tailor our arrangements to match your theme and venue.

Floral Installations: Make a statement with floral walls, hanging florals, or floral chandeliers that add grandeur and a touch of luxury to your event.

Bouquets & Other Decor: We can also provide personalized floral designs for welcome tables, stage decorations, and other event areas.

Lighting Design
The right lighting can completely transform your corporate gala. We offer a variety of lighting options, such as:

Uplighting: Soft, ambient lighting to create a warm, inviting atmosphere.

Chandeliers & Hanging Lights: Dramatic chandeliers or pendant lights for a sophisticated touch.

Spotlighting: Highlight key areas, such as the stage, award presentation area, or your company’s logo.

Custom Decor and Theming
Luxe Decore works with you to create a theme that aligns with your corporate identity and vision. We offer custom decor solutions including:

Branding & Signage: Whether you want a branded photo backdrop, custom signage, or a corporate logo displayed on the event stage, we provide solutions that seamlessly incorporate your brand into the decor.

Themed Decor: From formal galas to themed fundraising events, we design decor that matches your event’s theme, creating a cohesive look that resonates with your guests.

Arte Floors: Your Local Carpet Shop, Expert Carpet Fitters, and Wood Flooring Specialists in London

Welcome to Arte Floors, your trusted local carpet shop near me, offering a wide selection of high-quality carpets, expert carpet fitting services, and stunning wood flooring near me. Located at 380 Essex Rd, London N1 3PF, we are committed to providing London residents with top-notch flooring solutions for every room and space. Whether you're looking to enhance your home with a new carpet or transform your floors with beautiful wood options, we have everything you need.

Your Trusted Carpet Shop Near Me
At Arte Floors, we are proud to be your go-to carpet shop near me. We carry an extensive selection of carpets in various styles, colors, textures, and materials to suit your specific needs. From luxurious wool carpets to affordable synthetic options, our range offers something for everyone.

Why choose Arte Floors as your carpet shop near me?

Wide Selection: We offer a wide variety of carpets, including plush, textured, and patterned designs to complement any décor.

Expert Advice: Our knowledgeable team is here to help you find the perfect carpet for your space, providing advice on color, texture, and durability.

Quality Brands: We only stock carpets from trusted, high-quality brands, ensuring you get durable and stylish options that will last for years.

If you’re in the market for a new carpet, stop by Arte Floors, your local carpet shop near me, and discover the best flooring options for your home or business.

Professional Carpet Fitters Near Me
Once you've selected the perfect carpet, our team of professional carpet fitters near me will ensure a flawless installation. At Arte Floors, we understand that the quality of your carpet installation is just as important as the quality of the carpet itself. Our expert carpet fitters are trained to deliver precise and efficient installations, ensuring a smooth, seamless finish every time.

The benefits of choosing carpet fitters near me from Arte Floors include:

Expert Installation: Our carpet fitters have years of experience and use the latest techniques to ensure your carpet is installed correctly.

Minimal Disruption: We work quickly and efficiently, ensuring minimal disruption to your daily routine.

Attention to Detail: We take care of every detail, from proper measurements to perfect seams and edges, leaving you with a beautifully installed carpet that enhances your space.

Choose Arte Floors for professional carpet fitters near me and enjoy the peace of mind that comes with expert installation.

Stunning Wood Flooring Near Me
If you’re looking to elevate your space with natural beauty and elegance, wood flooring near me from Arte Floors is the perfect choice. We offer a wide selection of high-quality wood flooring options, including hardwood, engineered wood, and laminate, to suit every home and office.

The benefits of wood flooring near me from Arte Floors include:

Timeless Beauty: Wood flooring adds warmth and character to any room, creating a sophisticated and welcoming atmosphere.

Durability: Our wood flooring options are designed to withstand the wear and tear of daily life, making them perfect for high-traffic areas.

Eco-Friendly: Many of our wood flooring options are sustainably sourced, making them an environmentally conscious choice.

Whether you’re looking for classic hardwood, durable engineered wood, or affordable laminate, Arte Floors offers the best wood flooring near me to complement your space.

Why Choose Arte Floors?
Local Expertise: As your trusted carpet shop near me and wood flooring specialists, we offer expert advice and high-quality products.

End-to-End Service: From helping you choose the right carpet or wood flooring to providing expert installation services, we’re with you every step of the way.

Affordable Pricing: We offer competitive prices without compromising on quality, so you get great value for your investment.

Customer Satisfaction: Our top priority is ensuring that you are completely satisfied with your flooring purchase and installation.

Visit Arte Floors Today
For the best carpet shop near me, carpet fitters near me, and wood flooring near me, look no further than Arte Floors. Visit us at 380 Essex Rd, London N1 3PF, where our friendly team will assist you in choosing the perfect flooring solution for your home or business.

Call us at +44 20 7050 1155 for more information or to schedule an appointment. Let us help you transform your space with high-quality carpets and wood flooring that will last for years!

4Remodel Florida: Your Trusted Partner for Full Home Renovation, Bathroom Remodeling, and Bathroom Renovation
When it comes to transforming your home into a beautiful and functional space, 4Remodel Florida is the name you can trust. Whether you're looking for a full home renovation near me, a bathroom remodeling project, or a complete bathroom renovation, our expert team is here to help. We proudly serve Deerfield Beach, Broward County, and the surrounding areas, offering high-quality, customized renovation solutions that enhance both the style and functionality of your home.

Located at 213 Goolsby Blvd, Deerfield Beach, FL 33442, 4Remodel Florida is dedicated to delivering exceptional results, ensuring that your renovation dreams come to life. Our team of experienced professionals is committed to providing the best in home remodeling and renovation, whether you're upgrading a single room or undertaking a major transformation.

Why Choose 4Remodel Florida for Your Renovation?
At 4Remodel Florida, we understand the importance of having a space that not only looks great but also functions seamlessly. Here’s why we are the go-to choice for full home renovation near me, bathroom remodeling, and bathroom renovation services:

Expert Full Home Renovation Services
A full home renovation near me is a big decision, and we’re here to help make it a smooth and successful experience. From updating your living room to remodeling your kitchen or adding extra rooms, we handle every aspect of your home’s renovation. We take the time to understand your needs and design solutions that fit your lifestyle and budget.

Specialized Bathroom Remodeling
4Remodel Florida is a leading provider of bathroom remodeling services in Deerfield Beach and beyond. If you're looking to upgrade your bathroom, whether it’s with new fixtures, tile, or an entire redesign, we have the expertise to create a stylish, functional space. Our team works closely with you to bring your bathroom vision to life.

Complete Bathroom Renovation
A bathroom renovation can be the perfect way to transform an outdated or inefficient bathroom into a modern, luxurious retreat. Whether you want to install a new shower, upgrade your tub, or enhance your storage, we provide comprehensive renovation services that will meet your needs and exceed your expectations.

Custom Solutions Tailored to Your Needs
Every renovation project is unique, and at 4Remodel Florida, we offer custom solutions tailored to your exact specifications. We collaborate with you to design and execute a plan that reflects your style while improving the functionality of your space. Whether it's a complete full home renovation or a smaller bathroom remodeling project, our team ensures that every detail is perfect.

High-Quality Craftsmanship and Materials
We believe that quality should never be compromised. That's why we use only the best materials and work with skilled craftsmen who are dedicated to delivering superior results. When you choose 4Remodel Florida, you can expect your renovation to last for years to come.

Affordable and Transparent Pricing
At 4Remodel Florida, we believe that quality renovations should be accessible. We offer competitive pricing with no hidden fees, so you know exactly what to expect. We work within your budget while maintaining the highest standards of quality and craftsmanship.

Exceptional Customer Service
From the initial consultation to the final walk-through, we’re with you every step of the way. Our team is committed to ensuring a smooth renovation process, and we’re always available to answer your questions and address any concerns.

Our Renovation Services
As a trusted provider of full home renovation near me, bathroom remodeling, and bathroom renovation services, we offer a wide range of home renovation solutions to meet your needs:

Full Home Renovations: Whether you want to update a few rooms or completely renovate your home, we offer comprehensive services that cover everything from design to construction.

Bathroom Remodeling: Update your bathroom with modern features, such as new vanities, fixtures, flooring, and showers. We specialize in creating stylish, functional bathrooms that fit your lifestyle.

Bathroom Renovation: A complete bathroom renovation involves everything from structural changes to aesthetic improvements. Whether you’re looking for a spa-like retreat or a more practical space, we can help you achieve your dream bathroom.

Kitchen Remodeling: Upgrade your kitchen with custom cabinetry, countertops, and new appliances that improve functionality and style.

Room Additions: Need more space? We can design and build room additions that seamlessly integrate with your existing home.

Signature Stone Innovations: Your Premier Destination for Kitchen Cabinets and Countertops

At Signature Stone Innovations, we are dedicated to helping you create your dream kitchen with high-quality kitchen cabinets, beautiful countertops, and expert craftsmanship. Located at 10001 NW 50th St W-12A, Sunrise, FL 33351, we proudly serve Pompano Beach and the surrounding areas. Whether you're looking for kitchen cabinets Pompano or a complete remodel featuring countertops and cabinets, we offer premium products and services to fit every style and budget.

Our expert team provides a variety of cabinets counters combinations, from prime granite countertops to sleek and modern cabinetry. Whether you want to refresh your kitchen or undertake a complete renovation, we have the perfect solutions to make your kitchen as beautiful as it is functional.

Why Choose Signature Stone Innovations?
Wide Selection of Kitchen Cabinets Pompano
At Signature Stone Innovations, we offer a diverse selection of kitchen cabinets Pompano residents trust. Our cabinets come in a range of styles, finishes, and materials to suit every taste. From classic wooden cabinets to contemporary designs, we provide options that will seamlessly blend into your home’s aesthetic.

Prime Granite Countertops
Granite is one of the most durable and stylish materials available, and Signature Stone Innovations offers top-quality prime granite countertops for your kitchen. Known for its beauty and longevity, granite adds a touch of luxury while offering functionality and resistance to wear. Our countertops for kitchen cabinets are available in a variety of patterns and colors, so you can find the perfect match for your cabinets and space.

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Our team specializes in crafting custom kitchens and countertops that are tailored to fit your space perfectly. Whether you're looking for countertop and cabinet combinations that highlight your style or a more functional, minimalist approach, we work with you to design your ideal kitchen. We also provide expert advice on selecting the best materials for both countertops cabinets and kitchen cabinet countertops, ensuring a seamless and durable design.

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We understand that budget is an important consideration when remodeling your kitchen. That’s why we offer affordable options without compromising on quality. Our cheap kitchen cabinets and countertops provide the perfect balance of style and durability, giving you a beautiful kitchen that fits within your budget. You don’t have to break the bank to have a kitchen that looks stunning and functions well.

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From countertops for kitchen cabinets to custom kitchen cabinet counter tops, Signature Stone Innovations offers high-quality products that last. Our countertops and cabinets are designed to complement each other, creating a cohesive look that is both practical and beautiful. Whether you’re choosing sleek quartz, natural stone, or classic granite, we have the right material for you.

Expert Installation and Customer Service
When you choose Signature Stone Innovations, you are choosing a team of professionals dedicated to quality and customer satisfaction. Our expert installers ensure your kitchen cabinets counter tops and countertops and cabinets are fitted with precision. From the initial consultation to the final touches, we provide full-service kitchen remodeling that exceeds your expectations.

Visit Signature Stone Innovations Today
Ready to transform your kitchen with countertops and cabinets that perfectly suit your home? Visit Signature Stone Innovations at 10001 NW 50th St W-12A, Sunrise, FL 33351 to explore our wide selection of kitchen cabinets Pompano and premium countertop options. Whether you’re interested in custom kitchen cabinet counter tops, durable prime granite counters, or budget-friendly cheap kitchen cabinets and countertops, we are here to help you create the kitchen of your dreams.

For more information or to schedule a consultation, call us at +1 954-812-3637. Let Signature Stone Innovations help you design the perfect countertop and cabinet combinations for your kitchen and bring your vision to life.

Signature Stone Innovations—your trusted partner for premium countertops for kitchen cabinets, cabinets counters, and more in Pompano Beach and beyond!

Hardwood Flooring Installation Services by Palm Tile - Gardner Tile Installation

At Palm Tile, located in Gardner, MA, we specialize in high-quality hardwood flooring installation that enhances the beauty and value of your home or business. Hardwood floors are timeless, adding warmth, elegance, and durability to any space. Whether you're renovating a single room or upgrading your entire property, our expert team is here to ensure that your hardwood floors are installed with the highest level of precision and craftsmanship.

Why Choose Palm Tile for Your Hardwood Flooring Installation?

At Palm Tile, we are committed to providing superior hardwood flooring installation services that bring your vision to life. Hardwood floors offer a range of benefits, from timeless aesthetics to long-lasting durability, making them an excellent investment for any property. Here’s why you should choose Palm Tile for your next hardwood flooring project:

Expert Installation: Our team of skilled professionals has years of experience in installing hardwood flooring. We ensure that each plank is laid with precision, ensuring a seamless, beautiful finish. From leveling the subfloor to finishing the installation with the proper sealants, we guarantee that your hardwood floors will be installed to perfection.

Wide Selection of Hardwood Options: Whether you prefer classic oak, rich mahogany, or exotic woods like walnut or teak, Palm Tile offers a vast selection of hardwood flooring options. We help you select the best style, color, and finish to suit your design preferences and the overall aesthetic of your space.

Durability and Long-Lasting Quality: Hardwood flooring is known for its strength and durability. With proper care, hardwood floors can last for decades, even with heavy foot traffic. They are resistant to scratches and dents, making them ideal for both residential and commercial settings. Our expert installation ensures that your floors will stand the test of time.

Timeless Beauty: Hardwood floors are renowned for their natural beauty and timeless appeal. Whether you're going for a classic or modern look, hardwood flooring adds a touch of luxury to any space. The variety of wood types, finishes, and stains available ensures that your floors will match your unique style.

Enhanced Property Value: Installing hardwood floors is an investment that can increase the value of your property. Homes and businesses with hardwood flooring are often more desirable to potential buyers, making them a wise choice if you're considering selling in the future.

Professional Service: At Palm Tile, we are committed to providing exceptional customer service from start to finish. Our team will guide you through the entire process, from selecting the right hardwood to the final installation. We take the time to ensure that every detail is handled with care and attention, giving you the best possible experience.

Types of Hardwood Flooring We Install

Solid Hardwood: Solid hardwood flooring is made from a single piece of wood and is known for its durability and classic look. It can be sanded and refinished multiple times, which gives it a long lifespan. Solid hardwood floors are ideal for areas with low to moderate moisture levels.

Engineered Hardwood: Engineered hardwood is made from multiple layers of wood, with a hardwood veneer on top. It is more resistant to moisture than solid hardwood, making it a great option for areas like basements or kitchens. Engineered hardwood is also easier to install than solid wood.

Exotic Hardwood: If you're looking for something unique, exotic hardwoods like Brazilian cherry, teak, or bamboo provide a one-of-a-kind look. These types of hardwood flooring are often more durable and feature distinctive grains and colors.

Why Hardwood Flooring Is a Great Choice

Hardwood flooring adds character and beauty to any home or business. Its natural warmth makes a room feel inviting, and its aesthetic versatility means it can complement a wide variety of interior styles. Additionally, hardwood floors are easy to maintain and clean, making them a practical choice for both residential and commercial spaces. With proper care, hardwood floors can last a lifetime, providing an enduring and timeless investment.

Contact Palm Tile for Your Hardwood Flooring Installation

If you're looking for reliable and professional hardwood flooring installation services in Gardner, MA, Palm Tile is the company to trust. We offer expert installation, a wide variety of hardwood flooring options, and exceptional customer service to ensure your satisfaction.

Call us today at +1 (857) 990-8658 to schedule your consultation or visit us at 59 Foster Ct, Gardner, MA 01440, United States. Let Palm Tile help you create the elegant, durable, and beautiful hardwood floors you’ve always wanted!

Wild Tree Solutions: Your Trusted Tree Care Provider in Tigard, Oregon

At Wild Tree Solutions, we specialize in providing expert tree services to residents and businesses in Tigard, Oregon. Whether you need tree cutting, emergency tree removal, or ongoing tree maintenance, our team of certified arborists is here to ensure your trees stay healthy, safe, and beautiful. Based in Hillsboro, we are proud to serve the greater Tigard area with high-quality, affordable tree services tailored to meet the unique needs of each client.

Tree Cutting Tigard: Precision and Safety
If you have a tree that needs to be removed or trimmed, tree cutting in Tigard should always be done by professionals. Cutting down or trimming trees requires skill, proper equipment, and an understanding of how to do the job safely. Whether you need to remove a hazardous tree, clear space for construction, or simply want to shape your trees for aesthetic purposes, Wild Tree Solutions provides expert tree cutting services in Tigard. Our team uses advanced tools and techniques to ensure the job is done efficiently, safely, and with minimal disruption to your landscape.

Arborist Services Tigard: Expert Tree Care by Certified Arborists
When it comes to the health of your trees, it’s important to work with a certified arborist. At Wild Tree Solutions, our team of professional arborists provides top-notch arborist services in Tigard. We assess the condition of your trees, provide expert advice on the best care practices, and offer solutions to keep your trees healthy. Whether you need guidance on tree planting, disease treatment, or overall tree maintenance, our certified arborists are here to help. We’re committed to providing personalized care for your trees to ensure their long-term health and beauty.

Emergency Tree Removal Tigard: Quick and Safe Solutions
Unexpected events such as storms, high winds, or other environmental factors can sometimes cause trees to become dangerous or pose a risk to your property. If you find yourself in need of emergency tree removal in Tigard, Wild Tree Solutions is available to assist you quickly and efficiently. Our team is equipped to handle urgent situations, ensuring the safe removal of fallen or damaged trees that could otherwise cause harm to your home or yard. We’re dedicated to responding swiftly to your emergency and taking the necessary precautions to avoid further damage.

Tree Health Services Tigard: Promoting Strong, Healthy Trees
At Wild Tree Solutions, we believe that healthy trees are the foundation of a thriving landscape. Our tree health services in Tigard are designed to prevent and treat a variety of tree health issues, from pest infestations to disease outbreaks. Whether your tree is showing signs of stress, or you just want to maintain its vitality, our team will conduct a thorough assessment to identify any potential issues. We offer tree disease treatment, fertilization, and other health-focused services that promote the longevity and beauty of your trees.

Tree Planting Tigard: Adding New Life to Your Landscape
Adding new trees to your property can enhance both its beauty and value. If you're considering tree planting in Tigard, Wild Tree Solutions is here to help you choose the best tree species for your yard and ensure proper planting techniques. We understand that tree planting goes beyond just putting a sapling in the ground—it’s about ensuring your new tree has the best chance to grow healthy and strong. Our team will assess your soil, climate, and space to select the right type of tree and plant it properly to encourage optimal growth.

Tree Maintenance Tigard: Keeping Your Trees in Top Condition
Maintaining your trees is essential to ensure they continue to grow strong, healthy, and beautiful for years to come. Our tree maintenance services in Tigard include everything from regular trimming to disease prevention and soil care. Routine maintenance can help prevent future issues, including overgrowth, disease, and pest infestations. Whether you need periodic tree pruning, tree trimming, or general care to improve the health of your trees, we have the expertise to keep your landscape in excellent condition.

Affordable Tree Services Tigard: Quality Care Within Your Budget
At Wild Tree Solutions, we understand the importance of providing affordable tree services in Tigard without sacrificing quality. Whether you need tree removal, trimming, or maintenance, we offer competitive pricing to ensure that tree care is accessible to all. Our team will provide a free estimate and work with you to find solutions that meet both your needs and your budget. We believe that professional tree care should be both effective and affordable, and we strive to make that a reality for every customer.

Transform Your Bathroom with Custom Showers from D&H Home Surfaces in Hallsville, TX

Are you dreaming of a luxurious, modern shower that fits perfectly in your bathroom? At D&H Home Surfaces, we specialize in designing and installing custom showers that elevate the look and functionality of your space. Whether you're remodeling your bathroom or building a new home, our custom shower solutions are tailored to your unique needs and style preferences.

Why Choose Custom Showers from D&H Home Surfaces?
A custom shower is the perfect way to personalize your bathroom and create a space that suits your lifestyle. At D&H Home Surfaces, we pride ourselves on offering high-quality, expertly crafted custom showers in Hallsville, TX, and the surrounding areas. Here’s why you should trust us to bring your vision to life:

Personalized Designs: We work closely with you to design a shower that fits your space, style, and budget. From the layout to the materials, everything is customizable.
Premium Materials: We use only the best materials, including elegant tiles, durable glass, high-quality fixtures, and premium stone, to create custom showers that stand the test of time.
Expert Craftsmanship: Our team of professionals has years of experience designing and installing custom showers. We pay attention to every detail to ensure flawless results.
Increased Home Value: A beautiful, custom shower not only enhances your bathroom but can also increase the overall value of your home, making it a smart investment.
Our Custom Shower Process
When you choose D&H Home Surfaces for your custom shower installation, we ensure a seamless and stress-free process from start to finish. Here’s what you can expect:

Consultation & Design: We begin by discussing your needs, preferences, and the available space. Our design team will help you select the right materials, shower style, and layout to create the perfect shower for your bathroom.
Customized Layout: Whether you're envisioning a sleek, modern walk-in shower, a luxurious steam shower, or a traditional bathtub-shower combo, we’ll design a layout that maximizes your space and meets your needs.
Material Selection: From ceramic and porcelain tiles to glass enclosures and natural stone, you’ll choose from a wide range of high-quality materials to create a custom shower that reflects your style.
Expert Installation: Our skilled technicians will handle every step of the installation with precision, ensuring that your custom shower is built to the highest standards of quality and craftsmanship.
Finishing Touches: Once the installation is complete, we will ensure that every detail, from grout lines to caulking, is perfect. Your new custom shower will be ready for use in no time.
Types of Custom Showers We Offer
At D&H Home Surfaces, we offer a variety of custom shower designs to suit every style and preference:

Walk-In Showers: Ideal for modern bathrooms, walk-in showers offer a sleek, open look with no doors or barriers. They can be customized with luxurious features like rainfall showerheads, built-in benches, and custom tile work.
Shower and Tub Combos: For those who want the flexibility of both a shower and a bathtub, we can create custom combinations that make the most of your space.
Steam Showers: For a truly spa-like experience, we offer steam showers, which provide therapeutic steam that can help relax muscles and improve circulation.
Frameless Glass Showers: Frameless glass enclosures offer a clean, modern aesthetic and are perfect for showcasing your beautiful tile work.
Curbless Showers: A curbless shower design provides an ultra-modern, barrier-free look while enhancing accessibility for all users.
Custom Shower Features
A custom shower is more than just a place to shower; it’s a retreat where you can unwind and relax. Some popular custom shower features we offer include:

Rainfall Showerheads: Add a touch of luxury with a rainfall showerhead that provides a soothing, even flow of water.
Built-In Benches: Perfect for relaxation or practicality, built-in benches provide a comfortable place to sit while showering.
Shower Niches: Add storage to your custom shower with a built-in niche for soap, shampoo, and other essentials.
Heated Floors: Keep your feet warm during the colder months with heated flooring in your shower area.
Multi-Jet Systems: Experience a spa-like atmosphere with a multi-jet shower system that targets different areas of your body for a complete therapeutic experience.
Why Custom Showers are a Great Investment
Custom showers not only provide a higher level of comfort and luxury, but they also offer long-term value to your home. Here's why a custom shower is a great investment:

Maplewood Greens: Affordable Wedding Venues, Event Spaces, and Banquet Halls in Renton, WA

Are you searching for affordable wedding venues near me, a versatile event venue with catering near me, or the perfect banquet halls near 98058 for your upcoming event? Maplewood Greens, located at 4050 Maple Valley Hwy, Renton, WA 98058, is your ideal destination for all your event needs. Whether you're planning a wedding, corporate function, or party, our venue offers beautiful spaces, exceptional service, and affordable pricing to make your event memorable.

Affordable Wedding Venues Near Me
If you're dreaming of a beautiful wedding without breaking the bank, Maplewood Greens is the perfect place for you. We are proud to offer affordable wedding venues near me that don’t compromise on elegance or service. Our venue provides a stunning backdrop for your wedding ceremony and reception, with both indoor and outdoor options to fit your style.

We understand that planning a wedding can be stressful, which is why we offer customizable wedding packages to meet your budget and vision. From the moment you walk down the aisle to your first dance, our dedicated team works with you every step of the way to make sure your big day is seamless and unforgettable.

Event Venue with Catering Near Me
Finding an event venue with catering near me can be challenging, but Maplewood Greens makes it easy! We offer on-site catering services, ensuring that your guests enjoy a delicious and memorable meal at your event. Whether you're hosting a wedding, corporate meeting, or special celebration, our talented chefs create menus tailored to your preferences and dietary requirements.

In addition to our outstanding catering, our event venues are designed to accommodate a variety of gatherings. From intimate receptions to large-scale celebrations, Maplewood Greens offers the perfect space for your next event, with all the amenities you need to make it a success.

Banquet Halls Near 98058
If you're specifically looking for banquet halls near 98058, Maplewood Greens offers some of the most elegant and versatile banquet halls in Renton. Whether you're planning a formal banquet, a fundraiser, or a special occasion, our spacious halls provide the perfect setting. We offer flexible layouts, professional event coordination, and high-quality amenities to ensure your banquet is flawless.

Our venue is designed to accommodate groups of all sizes, and with customizable banquet packages, you can create an event that perfectly fits your needs. Whether it’s a seated dinner or a cocktail-style reception, we have the ideal space to bring your vision to life.

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Why Choose Maplewood Greens?
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Comprehensive Services: From on-site catering and décor to event planning and coordination, we offer a range of services to ensure your event is seamless and stress-free.

Versatile Spaces: Whether you're looking for banquet halls near 98058, a venue for parties near me, or a place to host a wedding or corporate gathering, Maplewood Greens offers flexible event spaces to fit your needs.

Convenient Location: Conveniently located at 4050 Maple Valley Hwy, Renton, WA 98058, Maplewood Greens is easily accessible from throughout the greater Seattle area.

Experienced Team: Our team is dedicated to making your event a success, providing personalized service and expert guidance every step of the way.

Pierson's Lawn Care & Lighting LLC: Expert Lawn Care & Landscaping Services in Shreveport, Louisiana

At Pierson's Lawn Care & Lighting LLC, we specialize in providing high-quality landscape maintenance, lawn care, and landscaping services to homeowners and businesses in Shreveport, Louisiana, and the surrounding areas. Whether you need help with spring lawn care, pool landscaping, lawn repair, or reliable green lawn mowing services, our experienced team is here to ensure that your outdoor spaces stay healthy, beautiful, and well-maintained throughout the year.

Landscape Maintenance for a Beautiful Yard Year-Round
Proper landscape maintenance is key to keeping your outdoor spaces looking their best. Our expert team offers comprehensive landscape maintenance services, from lawn mowing and edging to seasonal pruning and fertilization. We take the time to understand your landscape’s unique needs, ensuring that it thrives and looks vibrant all year round. Whether you need routine upkeep or a one-time service, we’re here to keep your yard in perfect shape.

Spring Lawn Care for a Fresh Start
Spring is the time to prepare your lawn for the warmer months, and our spring lawn care services are designed to give your yard the boost it needs after the winter season. Our services include aeration, fertilization, weed control, and overseeding, which promote healthy growth and strong root development. We help your lawn bounce back from the cooler months and get ready for the hot summer ahead, ensuring that it stays lush and green all season long.

Pool Landscaping for a Stunning Outdoor Retreat
If you have a pool on your property, you know how important it is to create a beautiful and functional landscape around it. Our pool landscaping services are designed to enhance the beauty of your pool area, making it the perfect retreat for relaxation and entertaining. From decorative plants and water features to custom hardscaping, we create stunning designs that complement your pool and outdoor living spaces. Whether you’re looking for a tropical paradise or a sleek, modern look, our team can help bring your poolside vision to life.

Lawn Repair for a Healthier, More Vibrant Yard
Is your lawn showing signs of damage or wear and tear? Our lawn repair services can help restore your yard to its full potential. Whether your lawn has been affected by drought, pests, or excessive foot traffic, we offer tailored solutions to repair and rejuvenate your grass. Our services include reseeding, sod installation, soil treatments, and more to ensure that your lawn becomes thick, green, and healthy again.

Green Lawn Mowing Services for a Pristine Lawn
Regular mowing is essential for maintaining a healthy, neat lawn. At Pierson’s Lawn Care & Lighting LLC, we offer green lawn mowing services that are both effective and eco-friendly. Our team uses top-of-the-line equipment to ensure your lawn is cut evenly and consistently, promoting healthy grass growth and a beautiful appearance. We take care to use eco-conscious methods that minimize our impact on the environment, giving you a lawn that is not only green in color but also in its care.

Why Choose Pierson’s Lawn Care & Lighting LLC?
Comprehensive Lawn Care: We offer a full range of services, including landscape maintenance, spring lawn care, and lawn repair, to ensure your outdoor spaces stay beautiful year-round.

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Why Choose Realco Home Remodeling for Your Los Angeles Home Renovation?
At Realco Home Remodeling, we understand that a home renovation in Los Angeles is a significant investment. That’s why we approach every project with meticulous attention to detail and a commitment to quality craftsmanship. From the initial consultation to the final touches, we ensure that your vision becomes a reality while staying within budget and timeline.

Our team is comprised of experienced designers, contractors, and project managers, all working together to bring your renovation dreams to life. As a general contractor in Los Angeles, we handle all aspects of the remodeling process, from securing permits to managing subcontractors. We ensure that your renovation is seamless and stress-free.

Whole House Remodeling Los Angeles: Transform Your Entire Home
If you're considering a whole house remodeling in Los Angeles, Realco Home Remodeling is your go-to partner. We understand that an entire home renovation requires careful planning and coordination. Whether you’re renovating to update the style, improve functionality, or increase the value of your home, we’re here to help every step of the way.

Our team can transform your home’s exterior and interior, including everything from structural changes to aesthetic updates. Whether you're envisioning an open floor plan, updating your kitchen and bathrooms, or adding custom features, we can bring it all together. With Realco Home Remodeling, your whole house remodeling in Los Angeles will be handled with expertise and precision, ensuring a beautiful and functional living space that works for you.

General Contractor Los Angeles: Expert Services You Can Rely On
When you’re hiring a general contractor in Los Angeles, you want someone who is experienced, reliable, and committed to quality. At Realco Home Remodeling, we pride ourselves on our ability to manage every aspect of your renovation project with professionalism and care. From coordinating with suppliers to overseeing construction, our team ensures that your project stays on track and meets your expectations.

As a general contractor in Los Angeles, we are licensed, bonded, and insured, so you can rest easy knowing your project is in capable hands. We understand the complexities of home remodeling and are dedicated to providing outstanding customer service, clear communication, and exceptional results.

Let Realco Home Remodeling Bring Your Vision to Life
Whether you're planning a Los Angeles home renovation, whole house remodeling in Los Angeles, or looking for an experienced general contractor in Los Angeles, Realco Home Remodeling is here to help. We’ve built a reputation for delivering top-notch renovations that enhance both the aesthetics and functionality of our clients' homes.

Our team works closely with you to understand your vision, goals, and budget, and we make sure every detail is handled with the utmost care and professionalism. From design to completion, we’re committed to making your remodeling experience a smooth and enjoyable one.

Contact Us Today
Ready to transform your home? Contact Realco Home Remodeling today for your Los Angeles home renovation needs. Call us at +1 818-806-8173 or visit our office at 22900 Ventura Blvd #205, Woodland Hills, CA 91364. Let us help you turn your home remodeling dreams into reality!