Finally did it. Quit my job.

The full story:
Just came back from vacation to find out that pretty much all the work I put at place has been either destroyed by "temporary fixes" or wiped clean in favour of buggy older versions. The reason, and this is a direct quote "Ari left the code riddled with bugs prior to leaving".

Oh no. Oh no I did not you fucker.

Some background:

My boss wrote a piece of major software with another coder (over the course of month and a balf). This software was very fragile as its intention was to demo specific features we want to adopt for a version 2 of it.

I was then handed over this software (which was vanilajs with angular) and was told to "clean it up" introduce a typing system, introduce a build system, add webpack for better module and dependency management, learn cordova (because its essential and I had no idea of how it works). As well as fix the billion of issues with data storage in the software. Add a webgui and setup multiple databses for data exports from the app. Ensure that transmission of the data is clean and valid.

What else. This software had ZERO documentation. And I had to sit my boss for a solid 3hrs plus some occasional questions as I was developing to get a clear idea of whats going on.

Took a bit over 3 weeks. But I had the damn thing ported over. Cleaned up. And partially documented.

During this period, I was suppose to work with another 2 other coders "my team". But they were always pulled into other things by my Boss.

During this period, I kept asking for code reviews (as I was handling a very large code base on my own).

During this period, I was asking for help from my boss to make sure that the visual aspect of the software meets the requirements (there are LOTS of windows, screens, panels etc, which I just could not possibly get to checking on my own).

At the end of this period. I went on vacation (booked by my brothers for my bday <3 ).

I come back. My work is null. The Boss only looked at it on the friday night leading up to my return. And decided to go back to v1 and fix whatever he didnt like there.

So this guy calls me. Calls me on a friggin SUNDAY. I like just got off the plane. Was heading to dinner with my family.
He and another coder have basically nuked my work. And in an extremely hacky way tied some things together to sort of work. Moreever, the webguis that I setup for the database viewing. They were EDITED ON THE PRODUCTION SERVER without git tracking!!

So monday. I get bombarded with over 20 emails. Claiming that I left things in an usuable state with no documentation. As well as I get yelled at by my boss for introducing "unnecessary complicated shit".

For fuck sakes. I was the one to bring the word documentation into the vocabulary of this company. There are literally ZERO documentated projects here. While all of mine are at least partially documented (due to lack of time).

For fuck sakes, during my time here I have been basically begging to pull the coder who made the admin views for our software and clean up some of the views so that no one will ever have to touch any database directly.

To say this story is the only reason I am done is so not true.

I dedicated over a year to this company. During this time I saw aspects of this behaviour attacking other coders as well as me. But never to this level.

I am so friggin happy that I quit. Never gonna look back.

Too much stupid today..

Client: "Our server is almost full, fix it"

Me: "Okay, you can upgrade the VM, or I can see if theres anything that can be cleaned up?"

C: "Clean it up"

Me: *Finds 5 extra MySQL DB's that amount to 50-60GB in total*

Me: "Well I can remove some of your extra databases, and some of the local backups, as they're also backed up offsite. They're currently unused and dated back to the beginning of 2017, everything is out of date anyways."

C: "No"

Me: "Okay, is there a reason?"

C: "No"

Me: "Okay, so we'll upgrade the VM?"

C: "No"

Me: "I'm sorry, but those are really your two options"

C: "Just fix it"
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What in the ducking fuck !@#$#%?
If you're so fuggin smart, then why do they pay me?
I'm clearly stupid and unable to read your mind.

Sad story about refactoring.
Programmer: I cleaned up the codes, extract reusable methods, reduced repetitive code and improve overall readability and maintainability.
Manager: why the page still display the same.
Programmer: ...

Dad calls:
D: Hai, so, um, my pc's not booting up.
Me: So?
D: What do I do now?
M: You tried fixin' it?
D: That's why I'm calling you.
M: I'm 400km away from you. Does it do anything by pressing a power-on button?
D: No. But I touched it, it's really hot.
M: When was the last time you cleaned that shit up?
D: I have to clean it?
*PC is located at dusty environment at work. 5 years old and is being turned on 6 days a week*

Clean. Your. Pc.
Oh, and yeah, it overheated, burned the mbo, power suply, and cpu cooler stopped spinning.
It's like Satan threw a curse on a pc, and took a piss on it.
The best part? He's mad because I "never help him nor have time when he needs something to be fixed".
He can fix the PC in a pc shop that is across the street.

So, you doin' any better this week?

Well, here we go I guess. Slightly cleaned up but it's usually in this state. If you have questions, ask away!

I'll get to my four words in a sec, but let me set the background first.

This morning, at breakfast, I fired up my trusty laptop only to get a fan failure warning.

Finally, after the three year old is asleep tonight, I'm able to start dismantling the case to get to the fan. I'm hoping it just needs cleaned out.

Hard drive, memory, and keyboard spread out over the kitchen table. I'm not even halfway done.

Guess what? Now I'm one of the lucky 3500 people to have a power outage at 9 pm. Estimated restore time: 2 am.

Sigh.

"All those tiny screws"

And a three year old in the house...

Mainly a story with some ranting sprinkled on top :)

My grandma used to refuse to turn her PC off because ONE SINGLE WINDOWS 8.1 UPDATE like 2 years ago made it so that Windows would turn the PC on by itself, nevermind it was fixed in the next update, she would simply refuse to try to turn the PC off from that point on... I never looked at the uptime but the PC was sitting on a carpet and all the fans were struggling to keep spinning, so much dust! When I asked her why it's so dusty all around the PC (the table that the PC was under was covered in a really thick layer of dust) she replied that the chambermaid comes every Wednesday to clean up the whole flat so she has no idea. I set up a camera that was recording the whole room so I could see what was going on... sure enough the chambermaid avoided anything that looked like it could have some ICs in it with a distance of at least 2 meters... When I showed the video to my grandma she was like: Yes, she is scared of electronics...
Seriously fuck me... Allright, I cleaned the whole table, carpet and the inside of PC, everything ran so quietly that I wasn't sure if I plugged the fans in.
Anyway after this I had to record the PC one whole night so I could prove to my grandma that it would not turn on by itself and she can in fact turn it off.
Fuck me... what a bad week that was...

PS: Yes, my stories do not have a point :)

One comment from @Fast-Nop made me remember something I had promised myself not to. Specifically the USB thing.
So there I was, Lieutenant Jr at a warship (not the one my previous rants refer to), my main duties as navigation officer, and secondary (and unofficial) tech support and all-around "computer guy".
Those of you who don't know what horrors this demonic brand pertains to, I envy you. But I digress. In the ship, we had Ethernet cabling and switches, but no DHCP, no server, not a thing. My proposition was shot down by the CO within 2 minutes. Yet, we had a curious "network". As my fellow... colleagues had invented, we had something akin to token ring, but instead of tokens, we had low-rank personnel running around with USB sticks, and as for "rings", well, anyone could snatch up a USB-carrier and load his data and instructions to the "token". What on earth could go wrong with that system?
What indeed.
We got 1 USB infected with a malware from a nearby ship - I still don't know how. Said malware did the following observable actions(yes, I did some malware analysis - As I said before, I am not paid enough):
- Move the contents on any writeable media to a folder with empty (or space) name on that medium. Windows didn't show that folder, so it became "invisible" - linux/mac showed it just fine
- It created a shortcut on the root folder of said medium, right to the malware. Executing the shortcut executed the malware and opened a new window with the "hidden" folder.
Childishly simple, right? If only you knew. If only you knew the horrors, the loss of faith in humanity (which is really bad when you have access to munitions, explosives and heavy weaponry).
People executed the malware ON PURPOSE. Some actually DISABLED their AV to "access their files". I ran amok for an entire WEEK to try to keep this contained. But... I underestimated the USB-token-ring-whatever protocol's speed and the strength of a user's stupidity. PCs that I cleaned got infected AGAIN within HOURS.
I had to address the CO to order total shutdown, USB and PC turnover to me. I spent the most fun weekend cleaning 20-30 PCs and 9 USBs. What fun!
What fun, morons. Now I'll have nightmares of those days again.

My little cellar room 🤗
(Usually much more messy than that, just cleaned up a bit for the photo)

User: Why did you cleaned my recycle bin? I had important documents there!

Happened to me a long time ago. The user was one of the managers... 🐒

@Root has a code review.

CR comment: “Why would you do it this way? It’s awful. Clean it up!”

Totally fair. I had copied the legendary dev’s code, and it was ick. Cleaning it was easy and enjoyable. I cleaned the source, too.

CR comment: “Why would you touch this? It’s outside the scope of the ticket. You could get it working without changing all this.”

Revert…

CR comment: “The interfaces don’t match. Now it’s confusing, and that makes it harder to maintain.”

🤦🏻‍♀️

As a backend dev, I have this habit of just dropping script & style tags all over the place, and using inline style attributes on divs.

Then when I'm done I just link the code to a frontend dev, they'll hate it so much it will be cleaned up within minutes.

A friend of mine has a PC that was overheating. His solution: Dumping the entire mobo and components in a box with Olive oil.

Pros:
+ Decrease heat by 15℃
+ Low cost solution

Cons:
- Hard to maintain components
- Dust can't be cleaned from the box
- House smells like an Italian kitchen 😂

2019 resolutions/goals recap: (non-personal ones)
1) Improve diet (did; e.g. ramen and fast food to clean keto)
2) Lose weight (did; lost 24 pounds!)
3) Find a good job (did, twice)
4) Buy a harp (did not; large and expensive, no place to put it, and I have small children who would absolutely break it)
5) Keep house clean, even if it's by myself (did, somewhat; I cleaned some, managed to get one other person to clean semi-regularly, and another sporadically)
6) Work on social awkwardness (did; read and applied Dale Carnegie's The Art of Public Speaking, which netted me my last job offer. Still pretty awkward though)
7) Move out of the desert (did not; not enough money, and job didn't allow remote work)
8) Stop bloody waiting on people (did not; still very guilty of this...)

I don't remember the rest 🙁 didn't write them down last year. But I still accomplished 5 out of the 8 I remembered, with one being a pass, so 5/7!

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2020 resolutions/goals:
1) Finally move out of the desert
2) Invest 20% of my income every month
3) Reduce bills by 20%
4) Solve/address some health issues
5) Make a schedule so things regularly get done around the house, e.g. cleaning
6) Find some friends and make time for them
7) Replace Debian with something else
8) Revamp my backup system
9) Be proactive and stop waiting on people
10) Build a (stationary) coil gun for fun

Friend of mine killed his MacBook with some Softdrink.

Just poured it all over his poor a1502.

He let it dry for a few days, it starts to work again.
Except the battery.

Goes on Amazon and buys a new battery.

New battery doesn't work either and so he tells me about it and I as stupid as I am couldn't resist the temptation to finally work on a MacBook like my "hero" Lois Rossmann does.

So turns out the board is good.
Cleaned it up and basically nothing happened to it.

So what's the deal with "los batlerias"?

The first got hit by liquid, the second had a broken connection to a cell.
That could have happened through my friend, installing it without testing it first, or at the seller, so it being a DOA battery.

Now away from the stupidity of my friend and the situation to the actual source for this rant.

Once something happens to a modern Managed battery, the Battery Management System (BMS) disconnects the voltage from the system and goes into an error state, staying there and not powering anything ever again.
For noobs, it's dead. Buy a new one.

But It can be reset, depending you know how to, and which passwords were set at the factory.
Yes, the common Texas instruments BQ20Zxx chips have default passwords, and apple seems to leav them at default.

The Usb to SMBus adaptors arrived a few days ago and I went to prod the BMS.

There is a very nice available for Windows called BE2works, that I used the demo of to go in and figure out stuff. The full version supports password cracking, the demo not.

After some time figuring out how Smart Battery Systems (SBS) "API" works, I got to actually enter the passwords into the battery to try get into manufacturer and full access mode.

Just to realise, they don't unlock the BMS.

So, to conclude, my friend bought a "new" battery that was most likely cut out of a used / dead macbook, which reports 3000mah as fully charged instead of the 6xxx mah that it should have, with 0 cycles and 0hours used.
And non default access.

This screams after those motherfuckers scaming the shit out of people on Amazon, with refurb, reset, and locked fucken batteries.

I could kill those people right now.

Last but not least,
My friend theoretically can't send it back because I opened the battery to fix the broken connection.
Though maybe, it'll get send back anyway, with some suprise in the package.

@dfox man, do you realize the amount of desks that have cleaned *for the first time* because of this week topic? 😅

I'm puzzled, what kind of lobby put you up to this?

My first internship was unpaid. "For the experience" and shit. My first task was to clear out an entire office full to the literal ceiling with the phones of people who had been laid off or quit. There were now just three old guys in the entire office. And me. Go figure. I need to find that picture, it's truly unbelievable.
My next task was to sort cables in the store room. Mind you, this was supposed to be a software dev internship.

I consistently had to ASK for work to do. If I didn't, I would just sit in my new office all day doing homework and playing with linux liveCDs and nobody cared.

So the third task they gave me was to try to restore a very old (like XP old) computer that had a broken hard drive, literally broken. Said they wanted to "repurpose it." As busy work I guess.

So I scrounged around the cleptomaniacal cesspool of dated and neglected tech and found a hard drive. Pop it in, chkdsk, fdisk, good to go. Spend hours installing XP while sorting more random cables and doing my homework because honestly writing a history paper is more valuable to my dev career than this complete bullshit. Finally get the thing working and go to report the miracle of rebirth to my higher-up. He says "oh cool," doesn't smile, and hands me a list of software to install.

I come back 20 minutes later - "Hey, most of these require corporate licenses."

Guy says "yup" and goes back to ignoring me. Never gives me a company card to buy licenses, or a list of ones already bought. I've revived the computer equivalent of Moses from the computer equivalent of permadeath just for this asshole to completely disregard that and give me an(other) impossible task, just to get me off his back. Excuse me for imposing with free (then-child) labor, you ass.
I spend maybe another week there doing homework in the office I cleaned and contemplating stealing everything of value. I guarantee they wouldn't have noticed though, which somehow made the idea less appealing.

I quit by texting my boss.

He never replied.

I wish I had stolen their laptop RAM.
It's probably still sitting on boss's shelf collecting dust and being a miserable, outdated fucking waste of space, just like him and his two remaining coworkers.

Conversations I've genuinely had at work:

Me: "Do you want some advice understanding that function?"
Dev: "Yeah, please!"
Me: "Get a plastic bag and some super glue..."

Dev: "I think I'm seeing the light at the end of the tunnel!"
Me: "It's just the train of mental bitchslaps coming in the other direction."
... Some time later
Dev:"You were right... "

Dev: "If the system is so unstable, how does it keep working?"
Me: "Do you see any goats in the office?"
Dev: "Uhm no... Why would there be goats?"
Me: "There aren't, now, we ran out."
Dev: "The hell are you talking about?"
Me: "We just sacrifice our own blood to Cthulhu these days, it's cleaner and we didn't have to pay to have all the goats blood and waste matter to be cleaned up. That and it was needlessly cruel to the poor goats and that is why there is no goats and despite conventional logic the app continues to work."

Dev: "So what language is the web app written in?"
Me: "You need to understand I inherited this project, I had nothing to do with it's spawning..."
Dev: "OK, that sounds ominous... How bad is it?"
Me: "Java..."
Dev: "..."

Dev: "So what's it like working on this project? What should I expect?"
Me: "You'll call your grandmother during your lunch break just to know there's a world beyond this project. You'll go home, nose bleeding and you are gonna sit in the shower and rock back and forth, holding yourself and feeling like you're suffering imposter syndrome. You'll question why you joined this team and it'll get inside your head til it's all you think about..."
Dev: "Damn man, why are you still on it?"
Me: "Stockholm syndrome, it's too late for me..."

PM: "You're such a dark person, we're not gonna find you hanging from the lights one day are we?"
Me: "Impossible, we use those industrial fluorescent strip lights, there's no cord to hang from."
PM: "That really wasn't the comforting answer I was looking for."

Head of department: "So I need to apologize, you were never meant to be left on your to manage the product on your own, it's something someone way more senior should have been doing and we reassigned him. It wasn't professional of us, it wasn't fair of us, we're sorry. Truth be told,we're impressed you've not gone mad."
Me: "I think I have. Wibble."

A card goes round work for a sick member of staff I've never met.
Me: "How would you describe her condition?"
Dev: "She said that she 'survived' the surgery."
Me: "Yeah, I'm not great at being appropriate but even I think writing 'glad to hear that you are not dead' in a get well soon card isn't the done thing."

Cleaned up my email and deleted 45k emails and unsubscribed from ~80+ services and added ~100+ filters to sort and auto-delete new emails. Now I have no unread messages.

Client: it's not working
Me: clear your cache
Client: what's that
Me:it's a way of cleaning the files of your computer to get new ones.
Client: I cleaned my mac

I mean she literally got cleaning wipes ... and cleaned her computer

P.s I told her all this before and how to many, many times

Fuck yeah!! The power supply that I've been working on since last week is all cleaned up and back in action 😁😁😁

Home office / lockdown story

Last year, when the first lockdown happened, everyone in my office started working from home. Including myself of course.
I decided to use x11vnc for remotely accessing my PC cause it is super convenient.
A few days into the home office and suddenly the remote keyboard acts weird, with random keypresses that I didn't do, and then the letter L was written over and over like it was stuck.
Assuming a bug in x11vnc, I restart it several times, but no luck. Whenever I open a terminal it is full of "L"s within a matter of seconds.
So I restart my PC remotely and reconnect the x11vnc, which is a huge pain in the arse if you have ever done it. And can you believe it... Still the same problem!
So, finally I gave up and went to the office to see what the hell was going on with my PC. I entered my office room and could not believe my eyes.
What had happened? The room cleaner had wet-wiped my desk. To create enough free space for that, she had first cleaned up the mess, putting the scattered paper nicely on the side, but then also *putting the bloody mouse on the bloody keyboard*.

Client: How's our B2B data lookup platform coming along?
Me: All done, your clients can now search by first/last name as well.
Client: I just search "fuck" as first name and 5 results came up, our data is not cleaned up properly.
Me: Fuck
Client: Fuck

Here's my "setup"

I might be the only one who hasn't cleaned up his desk before taking a pic ^^

In response to the picture I posted of my boss's wiring, we got a new switch today and he cleaned it up a bit.

!drunk (yet)

It's whiskey and code tonight!
(Whiskey because I couldn't get to my rum. annoyed face.)

Why? Because rum is so much better. duh.

More seriously: My boss has thrown me every single one his current tasks and is refusing to answer simple questions about them, such as "oh, so you already know about this bug; what's the cause?" or "how do i test this once i've fixed it?" or "where the fuck are you?"

and I'm also getting lots of bugs from other people. They're all basically categorized "urgent, please fix immediately" but should instead be categorized "super-boring and not-at-all-important, and should get fixed on the off chance you happen to remember it next year". That's the best category of bug.

I just gave up on fixing a Rails pluralize bug which fits into the aforementioned category quite nicely. It's returning "2x round of golves" -- which is hilarious and I might leave it in just for the amusement. But now it's back to fighting with ActionCable! Everything has been getting in the way of me finishing that. I'm about to start biting.

Speaking of ActionCable, it turns out my code wasn't wrong after all (have I said that yet?). Since the official documentation and examples suck, I've been digging through the (generated) javascript source and working my way backwards to learn how to use it. I cleaned up my code a little, but it was still correct. The reason nothing is working correctly is that API Guy gave me broken code. ...Again! Go figure. So I'll be rewriting that today. or tomorrow. (Whiskey, remember?)

I also have some lovely netcode to debug and fix. So totally not looking forward to that. The responses are less bloody reliable than my boss's code ffs. *grumble grumble*

Yesterday, my girlfriend caught a virus. There were 5+ running programs, in program files, program files x86, system32, basically everywhere. The virus modified chrome, firefox, edge (and even installed a false uc browser assuming we had one), there are many entries at startup programs, also running daemons, once you kill one of them, the others detect it and replicate their killed fellows. Tried to run a linux live usb disk for a cleanup, but the computer hibernates instead of shutdown, making modifications on disk risky.

I spent hours trying to suppress the processes, do a manual cleanup and antivirus search. It looked all cleaned up, then I reinstalled chrome, and now it switches its homepage everytime I open it, it also injects batch arguments to desktop link forum chrome (deleting it manually does not help, it comes back). I'm a linux guy, and in a few hours, I hated windows more than ever.

If anybody knows the authors, I *really* want to meet them. I promise I'm not going to punch them, but kneel down, bow my head in respect, and say "teach me master."

It hasn't even been two weeks since quitting the clowns and I've:

- recorded and edited a new React TypeScript course
- released a new SaaS product (in alpha)
- cleaned up and optimized the home page of an existing SaaS app
- started a mobile app version of said SaaS app
- started working with an agency to drive more traffic to same said SaaS app including guest posts and content creation.

I guess I always had it in me but needed to be broken by the rate race system one final time before venturing out on my own.

Refreshing.

Before 10 years, a WordPress site hacked with sql injection. They had access to site, they modified many php files and installed commands to download random malwares from over the internet.

At first I didn't know that it hacked and I was trying to remove any new file from the server. That was happening every 1-2 days for a week.

Then I decided to compare every WordPress file with the official, it was too many files, and I did it manually notepad side notepad!! :/

Then I found about over 50 infected files with the malware code.

Cleaned and finished my job.

No one else knows that I did a lot of hard job.

I'm now typing clean code. [1]
And it shows - the code really looks better. [2]
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[1] I cleaned my keyboard by removing every single key and wiping it with alcohol.
[2] After I bought a new monitor, that is.

!rant
I just cleaned a project in the repo and got the build size down to 4.7Mb from 6.2Mb. The feeling of ecstasy!!

Tech support for Friend...
Again...

Ok...
A friend ran down the hallway to my Appartement, I opened the door for him and asked him "What The Fuck... Is wrong with you?!" He was just coughing like...
My... Laptop.... Is... Slow...
When he then eventually came to the point where he could Breath normally again I asked him to login into his by then super with shitty software bloated PC... It was a mess... A Desktop full of Shit... only Shit... I
then opened Chrome and Task Manager...
and holy shit... EVERYTHING! Literally ANYTHING was under 100% Load... Yet his shitty Fans werent spinning up... Shutdown the Laptop and opened it... not to my surprise it was full of Dust... I cleaned it and booted it again... still 100% Load... I couldnt do shit without being bombarded with porn and Hentai Ads... So... I asked him "Did you make any backups to this machine?" He was like.. "*Really long explenation* No *Really long Explenation*"
Great... i thought to myself... Then I said to him his PC was so trash that i only could Reset it to 0... He was like DO ANYTHING YOU CAN LITERALLY ANYTHING!
I then explained him, Resetting this PC Means literally 0 A Fresh start, nothing of your data will be there literally nothing...
He again Was like DO IT!
So I did... When it was done i showed him the result... He FREAKED OUT LIKE THE WORLD WAS GOING TO FUCKING END, HE SCREAMED AT ME WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE? REVERSE IT! REVERSE IT NOW!
I Then said to him, I reset it to 0, I said this would happen...
He then took his now perfectly running Laptop and Ran away...

tl;dr
Tech support for friend, Reset PC to 0, Freaked out AF...

Cleaned up my Facebook timeline.. I actually posted a “there are 10 types of people..” joke back in 2011..

Shame on me...

I get a call from a client at 7 PM:
- Client: We have a business partner that just visited the website you just made for us and he said it was absolutely terrible, things are not showing up, layout is all messed up... *sends photo*. This is a VERY important new business partner and this will affect our relationship and image. Fix it NOW!
- Me: ok? I will check ... *proceed to check on several browsers and versions*
- Me: I checked on all modern browsers, cleaned cache, tried from multiple devices, it seems to be fine. What browser is your partner visiting the site from?
- Client: Idk, let me ask ...
- Client: Internet Explorer
- Me: ... that browser is not even supported anymore wth?!
- Client: We need it fixed!
- Me: ... *proceeds and hacks for IE website until 6 AM*

!dev

So the ceiling in our (upstairs) laundry room started leaking. After some troubleshooting, we determined it was the A/C, and not the water pipes. (The house is cheap as hell and fucking stupid.) We did some troubleshooting and research, and tried fixing it ourselves; no luck. Cleaning the pipes from outside: no joy. Cleaning the pipes from inside: no access. The attic is ... small. Maybe half a small closet? and doesn’t give access to fucking anything. The builders must have installed everything before putting up the walls and ceilings, sealing everything off, because there is no access. It’s fucking stupid. Also, the usual maintenance openings aren’t even there either because why the fuck would they be?

But fucking whatever.

We called an a/c repair guy, who never showed. We assumed he was busy (it’s fucking hot), so we called him again the next day; two days later he showed.

Busy. Whatever.

Guy didn’t bring a ladder. Whatever, we have one right there in the hallway because we’ve been trying in vain to fix it.

Guy didn’t bring a wrench of any kind. Guy didn’t bring a screwdriver. Guy didn’t bring a bucket. Guy didn’t bring any pipe. Or any pipe sealant. Or fucking anything but his sagging fucking pants, fat belly, and fat stench. We had to supply everything, which fortunately we had on hand as we were already trying to fix it. Hoorah for being proactive.

Guy said he drained both primary and secondary pans. Somehow. Without access. I’m not even convinced it HAS a secondary pan. Guy said he cleaned out the pipes, too. From inside the house. Without access. Somehow. Maybe he did that from outside, without tools, while I was chasing the brats and someone else was watching the fat bastard. Who knows; I wasn’t with him most of the time.

When he was done, the guy said “pay whatever you think it’s worth” (or whatever). Fine, if he actually cleaned the pipes out and it isn’t leaking anymore, that’s great.

Guy leaves.

We go up to check. AND THE FUCKING A/C IS STILL LEAKING. BUT NOW IT’S FROM BEFORE THE PIPES, TOO. AND HALF AN HOUR LATER, THE LAUDRY ROOM CEILING IS ALSO LEAKING, WHICH MEANS THE PIPES ARE STILL LEAKING.

It turns out the asshole broke the pan.

We call him back, he goes blah blah blah, we send him a video. Drip, drip, drip.

His response?
“The pan must be rusted.” IT’S FUCKING PLASTIC.

“Oh, in that case, it’s probably a rusted coil that’s leaking.”

a) HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW IT WAS FUCKING PLASTIC IF YOU DRAINED IT?

b) THE COILS CARRY FREON, NOT WATER, AND THE A/C IS STILL WORKING. IF THERE WAS A LEAK, SHIT WOULD BE HOT. AND RANK. FREON SMELLS NASTY AND DOESN’T CAUSE IT TO RAIN IN THE FUCKING HOUSE.

REPLACING A COIL IS ALSO A $2000 FUCKING REPAIR.

THE FAT BASTARD PROBABLY BROKE THE PAN INTENTIONALLY JUST TO UPSELL. I WANT TO FUCKING MURDER HIS LYING FUCKING FACE OFF.

It’s possible he didn’t break the pan intentionally, so I’ll tentatively remove that from his charges. BUT TO FUCKING LIE?

LIE AND DIE, FUCKER.

Best feeling in the world? Freshly cleaned laptop/ keyboard.

when you go to a coworker for pair programming and he insists that you write on his very very dirty and since 10 years never cleaned keyboard...

You refactor after there's code. You can't have clean code if there isn't code to be cleaned to begin with. Code first. Think of perfection later.

I just had a dream about how to squash a bug I was encountering in my app. I immediately woke up, fixed the bug, and cleaned up my code. I thought this only happened in movies.

I could’ve cleaned it up but we all know desks aren’t naturally as clean as people make them for these types of photos...

Client: "The app moves slowly and has moments when it freezes! Why?"
Me: "Let me check the server...it has 5 GB of memory allocated for it and you are making it load 4.76 GB and never cleaned the log files..."
Client: "Then it should work fine! Almost 500 mb free, it`s a lot! Let the log files be there, we might need them in 5 years!"
Me: "What?..."

A few hours ago I decided it was a good idea to to clean up my keyboard. I did so and took a walk leaving the keys to dry.

After I came back I hoovered the -board and decided to put back the keys. I started with the special keys since they were the easiest to find (and some required a metal thing).

Now, I was quickly made aware of something that I had never known nor noticed before. Bear with me here as I'm not a person that cares too much about hardware unless I need to. (Hardware here meaning stuff like mice, keyboards, headsets, and stuff like that). But I learned that

Not all keys are the same size. They look really similar to someone like me. But I manned up and put the keys back.

A little under 1.5 hours later and I now posses a keyboard that is in uncanny valley. It doesn't feel like it though, and it shouldn't be that big of a problem since I never look at my keyboard anyway.

Messaged one of my m8's about and this was his reply

"nope
one kind per row
usually says the row on the underside"

Now fantasize about the elasmobranch fish which is characterized by a cartilaginous skeleton of which I am the proprietor at what he said. I pulled a key out and, sure enough, "C28 R1".

Now I am not sure about the 28th column, but it did fit in the first row.

Fuck me

So probably about a decade ago at this point I was working for free for a friend's start-up hosting company. He had rented out a high-end server in some data center and sold out virtualized chunks to clients.

This is back when you had only a few options for running virtual servers, but the market was taking off like a bat out of hell. In our case, we used User-Mode Linux (UML).

UML is essentially a kernel hack that lets you run the kernel in user space. That alone helps keep things separate or jailed. I'm pretty sure some of you can shed more light on it, but that's as I understood it at the time and I wasn't too shabby at hacking the kernel when we'd have driver issues.

Anyway, one of the ways my friend would on-board someone was to generate a new disk image file, mount it, and then chroot to that mount path. He'd basically use a stock image to do this and then wipe it out before putting it live.

I'm not sure exactly what he was doing at the time, but I got a panicked message on New Years Day saying that he had deleted everything. By everything, he had done an rm -fr /home as root on what he had thought was the root of a drive image.

It wasn't an image. It was the host server.

In the stoke of a single command, all user data was lost. We were pretty much screwed, but I have a knack for not giving up - so I spent a ton of time investigating linux file recovery.

Fun fact about UML - since the kernel runs in user space as a regular ol' process, anything it opens is attached to that process. I had noticed that while the files were "gone", I could still see disk usage. I ended up finding the images attached to their file pointers associated with each running kernel - and thankfully all customers were running at the time.

The next part was crazy, and I still think is crazy. I don't remember the command, but I had to essentially copy the image from the referenced path into a new image file, then shutdown the kernel and power it back on from the new image. We had configs all set aside, so that was easy. When it finally worked I was floored.

Rinse and repeat, I managed to drag every last missing bit out of /proc - with the only side effect being that all MySQL databases needed to be cleaned up.

21:30, sysadmin, chatting with my colleagues, when one posts a screenshot of a message he just received from a dev :
"Hello, sorry for bothering you this late but we have a demo tomorrow morning and the app is completely stalled. It fails with the message 'cannot write to <file>, no space left on device'"

I say "I bet that they somehow managed to make their DB grow uncontrollably".

Colleague asks which server hosts the app, Dev answers "one of ours", then adds after a few seconds "wait, do you need the IP of the server? Dev2 should be able to provide it", before finally adding "we use a scheme in <other project> DB actually".

Finally, Dev2 declares that the bug is solved: "There was a loop that caused a DB view to grow constantly and it filled the filesystem".

Me: "Called it".

They cleaned the view: 41GB freed.

"Your XML is malformed by these strange tags CDATA. I've cleaned it up ;)"

Fuckity Fuck my boy, now the whole website is down. All hail the magic push to prod button.

(there were snippets of user provided HTML that was passed over XML by a microservice)

The last several weeks I've been coding at 100%, most all day and well into the night. Today, I just can't.

Things I have done today:

*Watched Netflix.

*Walked around outside a bit.

*Let my 18 month old daughter type all over my code

* Closed mysterious dialogs and menus daughter opened up that I couldn't open if I tried

*Watched the Mets score 10 runs on the Phillies in the top of the 5th inning

*Browsed devRant

*Stared at stuff

* Cleaned up a few thousand emails out of my inbox

* Added filters to never see them again

* Noted impending deadlines on the calendar

* Stared at more stuff

In the meantime so many more ideas have come flooding in on how to proceed with these various features I'm working on. Can't even run from work.

So, no such thing as laziness, because apparent laziness is also productive. The exhaustion becomes doubly frustrating because there's just no way to physically keep up with the breakthroughs.

I'm still just staring out the window. It's raining now. Today is done.

Most awkward work event/parts story?

There was a girl who worked in customer service, very goth. Un-kept hair, baggy cloths, dark lipstick, etc..etc. At a company holiday party there were several+many people (mostly dudes) asking "Who is that! ... She's HOT!!" etc (you could hear it from various tables), and someone said "That's Stefanie.", then the "Noooo...OMG..."
Apparently she cleaned up nicely (dressed like she was going to a movie premier, very classy). She and a female friend (also attractive, dressed like a million bucks) were sitting close to each together and you could hear more (inappropriate) comments "OMG, are they together!?...that's fucking hot!....".
Mind you, this wasn't a very big venue (and before all of today's woke-ness), I could hear it a few tables away (again, all dudes, customer service and warehouse worker folks), I *know* they could hear it from their table.
It was so bad Stefanie's CS manager talked about in the break room the next day. She wasn't at the holiday party, but the rumors were going wild that day.
<she's in her 60's and I wouldn't want to be on her bad side>
D: "I can't believe they made such a scene. I would have smacked those young men in the face! Stefanie has a boyfriend and Laura is married. They have been best friends since kindergarten, its disgusting what went on. And another thing..."

It was talked about for many years afterward.

SeniorDev: “OMFG..MalwareBytes is taking up almost 50% of my CPU!”
Me: “Didn’t you have a virus on your machine couple of days ago?”
SeniorDev: “Uh..yea..but it was cleaned up.”
Me: “Your OS might have been compromised. If your antivirus is still busy doing something, then it may be time to start over with a fresh re-install.”
SeniorDev: “No, that’s not it. This is just BS our Network admins don’t want to fix because I’m not a VP”
Me: “I’m pretty sure they don’t care.”
-in as much of a ‘I’m kidding’ tone as I could -
Me: “They would care more if you stopped going to inappropriate web sites on the company computer.”
SeniorDev: “I never go to those sites. It was a link to a charity web site my wife sent me. You know how those sites are. They are built by college kids, so they have no security and was hijacked. That’s how I got the virus.”
Me: “You actually said that to Jim and he believed it?”
SeniorDev: “Well ...yea because….oh …–bleep- you.”
"Jim" sits about 50 feet away, popped his head over the cube wall and smiled. It was awesome.

Better late than never. 3 monitors for my pc, 1 for the Mac mini.

@localhost I finally cleaned up the empty beer bottles and soda cans, so... lol

So, tonight I didn't really have much planned (I found out) so when I mentioned a side-remark my boss was quick to suggest an evening phone meeting, which I couldn't turn down...
So tonight we've cleaned and archived in our repositories, weeded out teams, member permissions, and such...

The thing is; I like my boss and he's much more of a friend, so when I mentioned that a cleaning would be good, he suggested to do it over a glass or two of something good :)
We ended up spending an hour or two getting a lot closer to the bottom of things — beer in hand and laughs in the air :)

So we have an API that my team is supposed send messages to in a fire and forget kind of style.

We are dependent on it. If it fails there is some annoying manual labor involved to clean that mess up. (If it even can be cleaned up, as sometimes it is also time-sensitive.)

Yet once in a while, that endpoint just crashes by letting the request vanish. No response, no error, nothing, it is just gone.

Digging through the log files of that API nothing pops up. Yet then I realize the size of the log files. About ~30GB on good old plain text log files.

It turns out that that API has taken the LOG EVERYTHING approach so much too heart that it logs to the point of its own death.

Is circular logging such a bleeding edge technology? It's not like there are external solutions for it like loggly or kibana. But oh, one might have to pay for them. Just dump it to the disk :/

This is again a combination of developers thinking "I don't need to care about space! It's cheap!" and managers thinking "100 GB should be enough for that server cluster. Let's restrict its HDD to 100GB, save some money!"

And then, here I stand trying to keep my sanity :/

#newlifenewhope -> update no. 0 / Day 0

it's about the end of Day 0, front office is taking shape. the pantry is cleaned.

can't wait to see how my repurposed bunker will look like.

Order and Shipment progress :
- My Server supposed to be arrive tommorow
- Rubber Ducks Package Delivery is accepted by courier
- 2 weeks before my Office Requirements Arrive

Further Update for my Little Office Installment will be tagged as : #newlifenewhope

Stay Tuned !

I woke up and discovered that one of my cats vomited over my keyboard during the night. «Meow, good Sunday human!». FML.

Yes, I cleaned it before typing this.

Cleaned up 300GB in old files (downloads n stuff) <3

A couple of months ago, the father of a friend of mine, asked me if I wanted to help him out with a project.

His late father, whom he inherited a one-person upholstering company from, once created a system in filemaker to do, among others, his financial administration. This system, however, grew organically as time went by, but he passed away before he explained to his son how it worked.

Now this man was running the company, using the parts of the system that he knows, but things were starting to break down. He asked me if I could help him understand what is going on and fix a couple of things.

However, the more I look at it, the more I realize what a monstrosity this has become, because the system has never been cleaned up. For example:

- There is a suppliers table, with the columns "E-MAIL" and "EMAIL". The latter one containing the supplier's website address.
- In order to be able to generate year reports, at the start of a year he copies the previous year's file, removes all records from it and starts using that as the new year's file. (This year, he accidentally created a shortcut instead of copying...)
- Some tables have a misterious column called "#1". It always contains a 1.
- The system consists of about 20 files, each of them containing a single table, although only 10 of them are really used. The other ones are just legacy.
- File, table, column, and layout names are capitalized randomly (all caps, no cap, starting uppercase) and are usually abbreviations, like "st2", "oms3", "off\rek", "b", "VERDBEST6" and "antst".
- One table has 92 columns.
- Of those 92 columns, only about 20, maybe 30, are in use.

Now, my task is finding out what parts are useful and in use, extracting those and create a baby monster out of the giant monster this system has become.

Sidenote: I actually enjoy having to learn a bit about accounting in order to understand this. Planning to use the knowledge I gain to keep track of my own finances.

Shaving with an old-style safety razor just rocks - that metal thing consisting of three pieces where a slotted, double edged razor blade fits in. With the good Russian Astra Platinum blades at 10 cent per piece where a hundred piece pack lasts for years. The whole thing can be fully dismantled and cleaned.

I can't understand why people use this modern overpriced Gillette shit at 2 EUR per piece that you can't even clean, with debris stuck in-between that starts to rot if you use the blade block more than once. Must be brainwashing by ads. Even worse for women who pay 50% extra for the pink version of that unhygienic shit.

Oh, and real shaving soap with a real shaving brush and not the canned aerosol garbage that doesn't really work anyway.

Two month without without gambling. I am proud of myself, got cleaned. Now I am building python course and got part time client hour basis for fare price.

So since everyone is sharing their setups and I just finished cleaning the desk, here it comes. The rice is still in progress since I switched to NixOS two days ago

You do know that "why do I need you if I can copy-paste code from SO?" joke floating around, right? Today I had a real-life situation perfectly illustrating it.

So I bought a set of parking sensors. Cheap ones, from AliExpress. Prolly the cheapest ones I could find. Installed them w/ engine turned off. All seemed fine. Cleaned it all up, got ready to go, started the engine and beeeep beeep beeepeeeeep beepp ..... beeeeeeeeep.

fuck.

Tried unplugging/replugging them one-by-one to find the faulty one. Nada. Apparently they all were false-alarming. They must all be bad, bcz they seem to work well w/ engine turned off (ignition on) and only false-alarm when engine is on.

Allright, I'll get a new set next weekend, a more expensive one and replace them again.

There goes my €20 and another week basically w/o parking sensors (car length is >5 meters, so sensors do help a lot).

Today I spend a few hours removing my rear bumper again, replacint all the sensors, wiring, etc. Tests show promising results - all sensors seem OK even w/ engine on! Close it all up, start a car again and.... beeep bep bep beeep beeee..eeeeppp.

MOTHER FUCK!

Another 30min-hour goes by while looking for a possible culprit. And I found it. The fix could did not take longer than 5 seconds. Apparently a wire feedint the sensors' controller was too close to sensors' wires. All I had to do is to push that wire a lil further from the controller with my index finger.

I could have saved €30, a week of time, half a day of work if I only knew what wire to [literally] poke.

shit...

I think I want to quit.

I know it’s a bit of an inconvenient time with there being corona around but everything was okay up till January. I’m a junior even though I shouldn’t be. Since my manager told me and my team leader senior in my review “maybe you two should switch jobs” things have been going downhill. I think the team lead had it out for me and didn’t put me on a new project, I’ve been left with doing stupid basic shit like updating text on websites in a cms and doing fuck all and then there’s also another guy that was basically harassing me trying to put me in my place any time I was doing better than him and literally both of them been like that ... and now that I’m working from home it’s even worse. I don’t have any kind of assurance that everything okay and actually I think I’m being framed as welll since I found keyloggers on my work laptop and deleted cleaned shit up the past two weeks and changed my WiFi security as there were like 5 unknown devices on our network so yeah .. I’ve been framed and they made it out like I put a powershell script on one of the servers and it crashed a Porsche website for 8 h and all kinds of bullshit - this was yday. On Tuesday they logged me out of everything like changed the password for work vpn and kicked me out of slack and Microsoft teams for over 2 hours till the end of shift and two managers weren’t answering their phone and then next day my manager called and apologised that saying that he “accidentally” did that to me along with 15 people they let go from the company....

I’m seriously thinking of quitting being removed from team group for a moment , not being on a project and people literally trying to put me down after I know I’m genuinely smarter than them and if I had over 10 years experience like those on my team (I have 1) I’d be far higher up and better

They can genuinely just go fuck themseves !!!! And here I was going to work over weekend on something! No fucking way I just wanna quit or give in my notice but because of corona I’m divided

Other programming languages and cleaning puppy shit.

Situation:
I'm coding in C# and take a coffee break, upon taking this break, I see something on devRant, Stack Overflow, or even just a random thought comes to mind.

Two hours later.
Written various snippets of code in JAVA, C++, PHP, JS - and have done nothing to do with my initial work.

In the above, I have cleaned puppy shit at least 10 times.

I was working on a game, and my monitor randomly blacked out and my computer stopped dead. My lights were still on so it wasn't a power cut. I look at my computer and I noticed it's completely covered in Diet Coke. So, I take it apart and cleaned them inside out, whilst I waited for any drying. I stole my dad's desktop and just put the hard drive in. Continued coding. So I guess the moral of the story, don't spill Coke on your PC.

So... Lots of rants about hacking.
Let me yell you a story...
Two decades ago I was asked to fix the school library computers and block then from using mIRC.
I cleaned all the machines, reinstalled the pirate copy of windows I was provided, blocked installing programs, blocked running of programs except the ones required (office, Netscape) and vnc in every computer, that I could access in a off-site computer.
Next day all the computers had mIRC... Just to show how kids are smart... Someone changed the MIRC.exe to iexplore.exe and that way could execute any program he wanted...
Invisible hard drive? Just use command line (so he could copy mIRC to a hidden folder)
Still, scared lots of kids, wen watching porn and a message would pop up , asking to not watch porn in school, but never couth the guy

I am such a fucking idiot i cannot believe how many stupid things i have done in the past hour because i was horny and bored. I cant believe i saw none of the signs its so fucking glaringly obvious and now my life is essentially over. I dont know how im going to show my face to anyone I know its so fucked up. Met a person on chat roulette, then skype, started cybering on cam then she told me i would show her my credit card and give her money unless she would send the video to everyone on my facebook list. I dont even know why i added her on facebook, just a false account to get my friends list and now every one i Know is going to see my dick. I didnt give her my card because im not that dumb and eternal humiliation is better than having my bank account cleaned but I dont know what im going to do.

End rant

TLDR my life is over

I think this a perfect anecdote of where tech is going nowadays:

I moved my bowels on one of those high-tech Japanese toilets: it allowed you to control the seat temperature, cleaned your butt with spray (with an additional "ladies" mode), had several modes of flushing (1, 2, and "eco"), automatically lifted and closed the lid, played some music for you, had a remote controller for you to flush your shit at a distance.

But, guess what, IT DIDN'T FLUSH SHIT. It pathetically trying to flush my shit with 1000 different kinds of puny jets and draining modes but my heap of shit always bounced back because its flush was so weak that it couldn't push it.

I don't care if the seat warmer went out of control and burned my ass or if the butt cleaning jet didn't reach my anus,
JUST DO WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO AND FLUSH MY SHIT.

Just cleaned up my legacy projects directory. Deleted all node_modules, bower_components, and distribution directories.

Deleted hundreds of thousands of files, freed up like two gigs 😑

!rant

Today I cleaned my computer SSD (moved ~30GB to a 2TB external drive) and I found 12GB of lost projects.

I thought that I've lost them years ago. They were just looking at me in their big folder.

Project: pool cleaner.
Hey guys. So here's the story I mounted my pool one month ago in a very hot day, but the weather is getting freakyer with each year and this was the first sunny day.
But I fill my pool with water from a well. Chlor takes care of bacteria but the damn algy are a problem.

First part: pump the shit out.

First test: not working properly.
- Reason? Buie keeps the dirt from reaching the motor;
- Hazardous: motor must be always under water
- Main problem. Pump is ment to sink in the bottom and pull water out, so only has one exit, the entry goes directly to the engine.
Workable? Turned a snail into fine dust, needs a hose with a buie that goes directly to the motor.
Just having fun... I would be in the pool if I had cleaned it last week

mfucking piece of garbage.

filth could be cleaned, but that mess can onle be purged by a supernova along with the galaxy.

when you explain a whole fucking week to someone that the goal is to have an adaptive algorithm that detects a version and handles different versions in an best effort principle....

YEAH.

YOU GET A LIBRARY WITH HARDCODED VERSION ENUMERATION AND NO ADAPTIVE ALGORITHM AT ALL.

For fucks sake, the stupidity of devs drive me insane.

So lets start from the beginning, best send them back to kindergarten, so they learn that a square is not a circle.

porra; caralho; toma no cu.

this fucking shit xamarin. I wish the ass who programed the xamarin vs2017 integration to go fuck off.

srsly, I just want to fucking code this fucking fucker VS2017 keep shitting all around me

first I was gonna install it. didn't install because no memory left. fair enough, my fault there.

cleaned 35 gbs.

finish installing VS, with xamarin. FIRST GOD DAMN TIME I create fucking project, 2 fucking errors and 3 warnings. I DIDN'T EVEN TYPE A COMMA.

ok, tried fucking it. it seems to be conflict between version of Android and xamarin forms. fucker you it shouldn't be like this. anyway.

tried downloading the updated Android version.

it failed at 80%! what error you ask? missing fucking space ok, fuck that thing is huge, ok, my fault again. uninstalled all programs I was not using, all projects I'm not current working on. more fucking 30GB free. tried again. ANDROID IS TOO FUVKING HUGE CAN'T INSTALL IN 30GB!!!

Ok. instead of updating android, gonna downgrade xamarin, can't downgrade. ok gonna remove and install an early version.

unistalled. CAN'T FIND XAMARIN DLLS.

I was like, fuck this project, gonna start a new one. ok, all seems fine, for some weird reason. Except no. I try adding a new page, ops, APPARENTLY VS2017 CAN'T LOAD A GODDAMN .XAML

Ok, I can create a .cs page. done, except now I get a fucking timeout error. fuck.

I search the internet for a workaround, see a guy saying I could manually add a .xaml + .cs by creating this files and then adding them to the proj file.

did it. I go again, everything seems fine. but now I can't freaking reference the damn page.

I'm fucking losing my mind here.

In the mean time I have to turn in this project at the end of the week AND I CAN'T FUCKING OPEN THE GOD DAMN FREKING PROJECT PROPERLY!

FUCK. MY. LIFE.
FUCK XAMARIM AS WELL
FUCK VISUAL STUDIO
FUCK MICROSOFT
FUCK THAT DAMN SSD
FUCK THAT BOSS WHO THINK THAT A 128GB SSD IS ENOUGH
FUCK IT ALL...

Got moved to higher prio project

- disastrous security
- Built with Knockout.js in 2016
- entire folders of business logic duplicated 3 times to allow for the business requirements of separate regional branches to evolve independently
- Application server in ASP.NET Core MVC but the *real* backend is a WCF service
- there is an outstanding ticket for a list view that fails to load because the API response exceeds the .NET serializer's maximum length. The proposed solution is to stream it down to the client which then collects it into a JS array and renders a DOM node for all 6k rows
- mgmt wants to scale up to the entire European region, not with a single installation but still with a single codebase
- the Germans want interactivity with Relay
- prod database copied around and cleaned to establish new environments, migrations lost to time
- read-only queries have a tendency to deadlock

Sneaky robot uprising - just went to the bathroom to check how well Roomba cleaned up and that sneaky little bastard was waiting behind the doors and closed them after me (from outside) and kept sweeping behind the doors for a while. It lost interest eventually and left, but surprised me.

Finally cleaned my hw work desk. I'm so proud of myself! 😂😂

I remember the first time I was experimenting with Linux and decided to install Kali Linux (was still version 1 at the time) and in the process cleaned my hard drive. I was in first year and I hadn't been introduced to git, so you can imagine what happened to my code.

Or when I dumped all my databases into one SQL file (the feature looked tasty in phpmyadmin) and then after reinstalling everything, I couldn't import back the files.

Or last year, where I was on industrial attachment. So we were to delete some data from DHIS2 manually. So as a developer I grouped all organisation units to be deleted under one parent and wrote a python script to recursively delete anything in that group. Just when I was about to show my supervisor how efficiently my script was deleting stuff, he said, "Don't delete anything yet". I hope he doesn't read this *wink*

Fast forward, last week on Friday I dropped my external hard drive. It just works on one USB port now, no idea how and why.

The moment you hear that a piece of code you carefully cleaned up (which was 'needed' and took days to fix) is not going be used and better be thrown away... 😠😑😣😒

At one point, my laptop's hard drive went down. Turns out, windows had written some garbage data to the mft, and fucked up the file structure. Luckily i was able to restore a big chunk of the data using recuva. I cleaned the disk after saving the most important files, cleaned the disk, reinstalled windows. All good so far. I put the laptop's drive and my recovery disk into my desktop to put back the files. During the install in forced me to make an account, which I wanted to delete. So I ran "rmdir /users /s" and went to grab a cup of coffee. Turns out, cmd was pointed at my recovery disk instead of my laptop disk. My whole backup wiped.

All set up.
I found the shelf under the "ghetto" blaster outside today. Cleaned it up and it was good to go.
Put my dad's old music box on top of it. It's a bit dusty. Also need to clean that up. But for now I think it looks cool from under my desk haha

I think I should sleep more...
I just took my mug and cleaned it in the bathroom sink..
Realised halfway through that it maybe wasn't the kitchen after all

I took a computer apart despite my mom and dad telling me no and that I'd electrocute myself. After I took it apart cleaned it up and put it back together, it was at this point I knew I had the control over these things.

This is my mom's phone (yes I have access..fingerprint access, she doesn't 😝).

I just cleaned it up.... And now gonna run an experiment.

Which Weather app will she use? (Actually on my Android phone I use DarkSky but it cost money) 😐

My last Saturday (no atomoxetine):
- laid in bed
- watched youtube

My today's Saturday (yes atomoxetine):
- went to the store for food (leaving my home is a HUGE problem for me, can't overstate this)
- washed dishes
- swiped every room
- deep cleaned cat's litter box
- deep cleaned the toilet
- washed both sinks
- did the laundry
- cleaned all three of my laptops
- cleaned my monitor
- washed both mousepads
- took a shower
- reorganized the storage room
- reorganized the bookshelf (yes, it's singular, and I store quite a bit there: books, chargers, etc.)

I recommend Atomoxetine to everyone who's autistic/ADHD. It's a great option if you don't have access to Ritalin or Adderall. If they're illegal in your country (Russia, I'm looking at you), chances are that Atomoxetine is legal.

Can't imagine my productivity on something way stronger like Adderall. Soooo desperate to get it.

Burned out but trapped at work for next 4-6 weeks - need survival tips

I'm 31y/o software dev and I'm completely fried and need advice on how to hang on until I can quit.

After 5 months job hunting, I landed a role that turned into a nightmare. 6 months of being bounced between different teams/scopes/projects with impossible deadlines and covering for incompetent managers/colleagues has left me burned out. Problem is, I'm finalizing a mortgage and can't quit or take sick leave without messing up income verification stage. Need to survive 4-6 more weeks.

Work is toxic and unpredictable - not enough resources given, blaming, shifting priorities, undefined tasks, endless meetings. Fake sense of urgency. Never feeling a sense of completion - there is always something extra that comes up. Documenting everything to have paper trail in case shit hits the fan, but honestly it feels like I'm at war daily and it's exhausting. I'm weeks behind on everything.

I have ADHD and my usual meds (18mg Concerta/10-20mg Lisdexamphetamine of Adixemin brand) aren't working anymore. Im able to fall asleep only after taking 0.2-0.3mg of Xanax or smoking some THC/CBD flowers. Constant brain fog, shot memory, never feel rested. Maybe 2-3 productive hours max daily before I become useless - either depressed or too wired and too anxious to function.

Already tried bunch of supplements (all possible forms magnesium, vitamin D, fish oil, my supplements drawer has like 60 different bottles), cleaned up diet, cut dairy/nicotine/alcohol/caffeine, taking strategic vacation days here and there in beginning or ending of a week.

I also suspected some allergies, tried out quercetine + vitamin c + all possible anti allergy meds - didnt help. I even suspected inflammation - tried curcumin and all other stuff - useless.

Anyone dealt with extreme burnout while trapped in a job? How do you function when your tank is empty but quitting isn't an option?

Only thing that helps is that I work fully remotely. Exercise would help but I cant force myself to do it.

Once the mortgage closes, I'm gone. Get a less stressful job lined up. Just need to survive until then without falling apart completely.

Here's a nightmarish tale that happened to me not long ago:
One of our stores was moving, so they asked me for help with the systems. Thinking it'd be fun, I said yes, and went. All I had to do was unplug everything and reorder it at the new location, sounds really easy right?
They hadn't cleaned the computer area in ten years.
Each time something broke, they replaced it...and left the old cables there. But that was nothing compared to just a little later, when I tackled the network situation.
For two stations, they had:
2 routers. 5 switches. A wi-fi adapter, even though the routers had that capability, an adsl modem backup and a...56k modem. ALL plugged. ALL linked.
Turns out they switched providers, and they didn't bother removing the old equipment. They just linked everything together.
Man, what a night it was -_-

> Make a small PR
- Added missing license text
- Cleaned up the tiny README
> Wait
> @ the author, they don't have
any other way of contacting them
> Wait more, month+
> Denied, no explanation
> Be pissed, head over to devrant

Look at the picture. I know what you're thinking...

Believe me.
* I executed save all in VisualStudio
* reset all changes in git
* cleaned working directory with git
* restarted VisualStudio
* double checked if it's the right file
* double checked if there are new changes in git

Fuck this. VisualStudio, you suck.
Where are you taking these informations from if not from the project file!?

Started a new job in logistics at the beginning of this month. I was laid off in March. New job is all in C#/.NET; the first time I've not used a Linux machine at work since 2012!

First time on Windows 11 too. It is really horrible. I've started using GlazeWM and it's okay. I plan on making a blog post about making Windows usable.

It's also the first company I've been at in a decade where they gave me a used laptop. Most shops order new ones for new devs. I'm not a snob and wouldn't have minded if they had cleaned it first. I had to wipe it down, get some stuff out from around the keys. Took all of 30 seconds to make it not disgusting.

All the other devs use the same laptops; old ass 11th Gen Intel Dells. Literally the worst generation of Intel chips next to the massive 13/14th failures (which didn't affect laptops). It's got CrowdStrike and it's so damn slow.

Also, Local Admin is limited to a week or two. You have to reapply via ticket just to get admin access and update your tools.

Judging by my coworkers, it does seem like expectations are low at least.

You sure you don't like doing other things and really want to work here?

Very well, my advice is this: Use the library restrooms, they get cleaned every 2 hours, if you use the one here in our building make sure you go before the D man or else it will be unbearable.

Have fun bitch

So apparently not a bad idea to clean up your folders every once in a while. Just cleaned about 120GB, mostly by deleting things from my downloads folder

Woke up in the middle of the night thinking about work and how the team seems to be always a few steps away from the next production issue and well always busy with urgent work too so that the crap that produces more and more tech debt never get cleaned or fixed...

And now it's grown so big... The bad habits are just sparking more bad habits and well the only person (boss) able to correct course still hasn't realized for the last 4 years... Constantly thinking things will get better after the next sprint. Hell we don't even use proper sprint planning... even I can't keep up anymore and can never get any long term high value/low immediate return work done...

So I guess I'm having a work overload, nervous breakdown before even going back to work...

I have an urge to tell all this to his boss and have him give him a wake-up slap or maybe bring in a more experienced/veteran manager to set the ship right but my boss personally is a very nice guy so don't want to rat him out...

So not really sure now what to do other than maybe just stay in my lane and put up the blinders? And let the whole forest around be burn down... Though I still gotta bear the heat till it all dies down by itself...

Can't say when that is though...

Data is like a dildo.

No matter how thoroughly the person who gave it to you says they cleaned it, you're still going to want to clean it yourself.

All this small node modules in the npm repository that is a fork of another with a name that sounds almost like the other. It's a jungle. Then things are abandoned or changing name. How much i like coding nodejs based projects I really feel bad of the total mess with that repo. Freedom and a lot of projects are good. But the mess is like the flat of a young student that hasn't been cleaned in a year.

A story from the old days

My father had a fame around he's friends that he understood this nasty business that is computers and in the pre-windows time he was reasonably knowledgeable... But as things evolved he didn't evolve with them so when he's friends asked him to help he would take me to solve the problem...

One day he asked me to see what was the problem with a friend's personal computer. This is a 70+ year old man.

When I get to his computer I do a quick check and see it's too infected with so many viruses to the point it is better to just format and clean install, so I ask him to backup he's files and the next day I picked up the PC and clean installed and setup the all thing...

Not more than 3 months pass and the guy says to my dad the problem was back...

I get there and the antivirus was turned off and the PC was infected... Found it weird but okay, enabled the antivirus, cleaned everything... Back to as new.... This time I instructed him to keep the antivirus always updated and running...

One week later to my surprise: he reports it is all back... Now I am getting tired of this and went to he's browsing history to find out how the hell he is achieving this... Too my surprise the amount of early internet shady porn sites was over the top...

I know had to tell a 70+ year old man how to safely watch porn... But that is not my problem, so I ask him what kind of sites he's going to... He blames he's grandson for using the internet in he's computer... Only problem: he's grandson is 2 years old...

I just set up the bookmarks with some children sites and convinced my father to take a look at that and either instruct the man or the kid on how to watch porn without getting a venereal disease...

Yesterday was the last day at my job.
We had a nice review party (the team pushing back to Scrum)
After it they have said some heartworming words, I cleaned my PC and left .

I was amazed to hear all the good words, as I felt the team think the opposite of me.

For example, I felt the team thinks I'm pushy, they said im modest.

Recently decided to rewrite my Minecraft mod.
Cleaned up a lot of code.

My 2009 ThinkStation has been running loud for a couple of years now, reaching temps in the 70s-80s at max load (40s idle) with stock settings, fans spinning like jet engines to try to cool it. Only recently (today) did I consider that maybe there's dust stuck somewhere, so I took the fan off my cooler and began the hunt there.

IT WAS FUCKING COVERED. Half of the fin intake area behind the fan was completely clogged up with dust. I was starving the poor thing and I never figured out why until now.

I deep-cleaned the entire system, and now it's running a gentoo install with all cores maxed running compiler tasks... Fans are much quieter, barely above idle noise, the main difference is just pitch of the noise because of the higher RPMs.

I dont have the firmware installed to measure temps, but I will update once I get that data.

Specs, in case anybody is curious:

> Xeon W3520 4c/8t 2.67Ghz
> 8GB DDR3 1066MHz
> RX 460 2GB (my student-budget upgrade)
> Dual 500/750GB HDD

3D printer.
fillament.
Pieces won't fucking stick.
Hey 3D guys. So... I changed to my second fillament rool, from white to black PLA.
The white worked perfectly, but I'm having lots of problems with the black. It just doesn't stick right on the table and than drags strings , with ends up fucking the piece.
I was printing at 200C, now upped to 220C and it just seams to cool to fast or something...
Cleaned the table, leveled like 30 times so far, using lots of airspray...
Do I need to up the heat more? Or may I already givint to much?
the fillament says from 220C to 260C, but I'm afraid the 3D printer can't handle arround 250C

Built my first user generated content loading system that I still use today (obviously cleaned up code that doesn't contain the words fuck and cunt every second variable)

Story, !rant.

So after previously telling the story of my laptop in the rain, I thought I should follow up with this one. (this is couple months later)

My laptop was bought second hand by my father (who doesn't know anything about computers) and the poor thing had a tendency to overheat. It worked fine, but under heavy load it would only last a couple minutes before it shut down.

So once I was cleaning out the fan (as dust accumulated in there) and I ran it under the tap, to get everything off. Sure, you might cringe at the idea but I thought some water wouldn't hurt it, especially after surviving en evening in the rain. So I cleaned it and let it dry.

A while later, when it finished drying I started to reassemble my laptop. After about 30 mins of fiddling with it, it was back together and ready for a fresh start! So I powered it on.

Sparks flew. Smoke started coming off the motherboard. More sparks.

😯

I pulled the cord. "Fuck, glad I caught it on time..."

I waited a while longer. Turn it back on. "Fan is not functioning properly or is missing". FML. After all it had survived, a bit of water in the circuit that made the fan spin is what took it down 😑

Fast forward two years (without a fan, shitty days), and I bought a second hand Lenovo laptop that I adore. So I thought I'd sell the laptop on Ebay, but first I should fix the fan so that I wouldn't have to sell it for next to nothing. Part number was hard to find, and bought it from somewhere in Europe. Four weeks later, the fan arrived at my doorstep.

Took the laptop apart (have I mentioned how hard that was?) and replaced the fan. Felt good to fix what I had ruined two years back. Put it back together (after applying thermal paste, I'm not a monster) and powered it on.

"Fan is not functioning properly or is missing"

😑

After checking the connection a couple times, I realized that what had given out was the motherboard connector for the fan, after the water incident. Wasted 40 dollars and several hours of my time for nothing.

The laptop that survived hours in the rain was taken down by a wee bit of water. So sad.

I wasn't happy with one of our UI views for editing a database query that consisted of about 50 fields ("editing" being the operative term here, not just viewing. It had to be two-way). Everything was hardcoded and defined manually, with each block of ~10 lines being repeated and mostly identical apart from the occasional double inline field and name of the variable. It had "just ended up that way" over time due to the variable names in the UI being different than the names of the variables that came from the API.

I decided to overhaul it all where I defined the different input components and which fields should be included, then made a function which would generate the page based on these definitions. It was about 500 lines of modularized functions and classes where the class for the actual view was about 50 lines- compared to the 1400+ lines of the previous version.

But, it didn't work. It should, but it "just didn't". There was no error. All I got was a blank, solid white page. I could make a drastic change or try something completely different and I would get the same error, same blank page. API fetch succeeded, value assignments succeeded, the object exists, but if you iterated it it was... empty.

I started getting really discouraged that I had made it too abstract. Maybe I actually made it more complex and unreadable than before. Maybe just hardcoding it all was the better solution after all. Maybe I had gone against KISS and overdesigned it.

I was up pretty late and everyone had gone home. When the last guy left there was that mood where "yeah if I can't make this work we'll just use the current version...".

Turns out I had tried iterating over a property of the set of fields to render, rather than the entire collection. In the old method the variables were a member of an object, but now they were its own object, a change I had made to isolate the set of values which were to be viewed/edited and make them easier to pass back and forth. This member existed since I hadn't cleaned it out yet, but it was empty.

I had been banging my head against this for a whole day and I was ready to admit I had made a mistake and wasted my time before discarding it all, but then I backspaced this one property and the interface went from empty to rendering perfectly and with all functionality intact. I swear god rays were coming out of my screen.

I cleaned up my desk and decluttered everything to freshen things up.
It's much nicer to have a clean desk especially when a desk is the only 'office' in your business.

It's not perfect, but it's much better than before :)

PS: I wouldn't dare to share the mess it was and burn it through your eyes... It'd be a sin.

Today I finally got around to reading the manuals for my appliances as my Dryer didn't seemed to be working.

Apparently there is a filter that should be cleaned...

How it's not broken, it may be out of warranty...

Also the manual showed that the model that came with my new apartment is actually the cheapest version...

Would you guys get annoyed if someone(me) made a habit of going through your code and cleaned things up, such as clearer naming, untangling ifs with early returns and so on.

I mean doing stuff that doesn't change the behavior, but makes it easier for the next person.

4200 php files with exploit code removed or cleaned and 12 hours of work, and I can cautiously sigh a relief

Spent about an hour and a half getting an NPE. Cleaned the project, rebuilt, restarted IntelliJ, danced the ancient code dance... Nothing.

Clicked Run one more time and everything worked. TF was that about? I HATE these types of bugs!!

Dumb mistake from when I was still working:

My work laptop’s SSD went haywire, and I/O would spike every 10 minutes or so for ~50 ms. The hardware guy said he could replace the SSD right away, or I could endure it for a few weeks and get a new laptop instead. Obviously, I agreed to wait. The stutter noticeably affected screen rendering, but I didn’t notice any other issues. Little did I know that every time it happened, all input was ignored (as in: not queued). Normally it wouldn’t matter, because hitting a random ~50 ms window is hard. How-the-f×ck-ever…

A few days later — without getting into “why” — I was forced to apply a patch in production. So I opened an SSH session to prod in one terminal, spun up a dev environment in another, copied the database schema from prod to dev, and made sure to test everything. No issues, so I jumped to prod, applied the patch, restarted services, jumped back to dev, and cleaned up the now-unnecessary database. Only to discover that my “jumped back to dev” keystroke didn’t register.

In MSSQL, can SELECT JOIN (SELECT ...) queries actually end up using disk space rather just RAM?

I ran one of those last week and now am wondering if that's the root cause of a huge DB file with a lot of unallocated space.

Seems it may just use an existing DB file and expand it (without cleaning it up afterwards) but not sure...

Any ideas on how so this works and well show to make it so disk space used for queries get cleaned up properly or easier to just shrink or remove without touching the DB file there's actually used for persistence?

Just started playing Rust again after like 9 years and holy shit is this game not noob friendly at all

I play(ed) on a relatively chill server where raiding is only enabled in the last week before wipe every month and it's not too many people playing

So I'm out on adventure, I come back and my entire base is raided... Uhm okay, I did sort of have an uneasy feeling that I left the door open when I left so okay, my dumb mistake. Lesson learned: Always make sure doors are definitely closed

So I farmed hours more to get all my stuff back, repaired a vehicle, built a nice little garage, upgraded all my windows to reinforced windows so that nobody can interact with the car or my horse inside the house, just in case that allows you mount and get in the house that way, no clue

This day I log back in. Base completely cleaned the fuck out again

Actually what the fuck man. I did *everything* right, made sure every door is locked and closed, replaced all accessible windows with reinforced ones, had 27 days of upkeep materials and still, my entire progress of 10 hours of playing is gone again

What did I do wrong? After talking with people in chat apparently I had wooden frames for the doors, which apparently are just always destroyable by anyone... Even on a damn server where raiding is disabled. Yea sure makes sense

I like Rust but holy shit, this core game mechanic of raiding is still one I cannot get over. It's so stupid to be cleaned out over night while you're not even online. It's just fucking frustrating to start all over AGAIN farming and farming and farming. I didn't really want to play because the game always looked like a meta gaming sweat fest and this just proves that it's exactly that. You have to know every single meta game mechanic to even have your damn base survive overnight

On a positive note I did figure out that unity's concurrent garbage collection doesn't seem to be a big problem for a proper fps game though, so that's something

It's one of those days where I have absolutely zero fucks left to give.

Was up all night wrestling with a segfault stemming from compiler internals (assembly, no less - zero debugging symbols). Now I just power-cleaned the apartment and need a bowl.

okay so basically my cousins are staying over and its so annoying?? like they think they own my house? and like i have two dogs so with dogs comes with all that shit and pee that needs to be cleaned and ofc they dont understand because their mom cleans it all for them. then when my grandma comes over which idk why they keep asking me and my bullshit ass brother to clean it. and my parents are overseas so me and my bro has to clean the house and stuff. and my bro literally does no shit man. he aint jokin

Be vary of entering commands from history (Arrow Up), especially if you did a destructive command not long ago.

Did this in a database for a game. I cleaned the clan tables not long before release. Then a short while after the release I searched for a clan related query and ended up clearing one of the tables again (ofc on autocommit). :|

So had to delete the related tables and notified people they had to claim their clan name yet again really quick.

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Never had the issue on linux yet, but I'm usually vary when doing a generic destructive command (like "rm -r *"). The problem rarely happens with zsh (you can arrow up based on what you already typed) but I'm often still vary and prefix the command with a space to prevent it showing up in my history.

I generally do not like google for many reasons, but if they added this feature to android "disable app notifications by default", I would love and kiss them to death.

Notifications these days are just about the most abhorrent feature of smart phones. I have never owned an iPhone so cannot say anything about that, but on Android its just bad. The system itself is good, but its being misused by developers. Today I checked out this app called "CPU Cooler", its one of those apps that tricks people into believing they should close apps in order to save battery life. Anyways, I opened it, I "cleaned my phone" and closed it. About an hour later I got this notification "heeey, you haven't cleaned your phone in a while".

Fuck off, uninstalled.

If it ever becomes socially acceptable, I would buy a Nokia brickphone in a heartbeat. My cousin said we would be much better off without smartphones and he is (possibly) absolutely right.

WASTED MY ENTIRE DAY AJD ENTIRE NIGHT.
MY flutter app isn’t running on iPhone simulator!!! I cleaned and deleted derived data and cleaned thousand times but it crashes at startup without error! What the fuckkkkk do I do!!????
Oh and my iPhone is not being recognised by any IDE Idk why. :((((((((( pls m so miserable pls dnt :(

so part of the whole xz backdoor debacle involved some sock puppet named "kumar"?

like from the famous "kumar-asshole.sh" script that's part of the "we cleaned after our build engineer and look what scripts we found" legend?

good one

I went to do the "transport-tracker" Google Codelabs that uses JS/Firebase/Maps, and I didn't pick up on how really outdated it was lol... it took me about an hour of ehat seemed like an endless climb out of a shit factory....but I passed my NPM "massive errors" trial by fire with flying colors, got everything working mint, and managed to get most of everything (minus the docs) updated/cleaned up. Holy fuck that was crazy, it's amazing how many things change in such little time!!!

Anyways, the main reason I'm here is.... should I push the used-to-be-old-and-fucked-up codelabs I fixed up and made current to Google?? They are pretty important concepts that cover a lot of ground, so I feel like labs/tutorials should be refreshed by up and comers every so often but I don't know if there's a reason why we leave em to just rot and die haha

I'm building a script parser to make mods for a game I like. The first step is to write an importer.

The documentation is nonexistent and I'm delving into byte manipulation, which I'm not familiar with - at all. I'm porting existing code from Java to C#, and everything is similar but different enough that I can't always just to a 1:1 transfer.

I get everything working, cleaned up and split into classes so I can write the exporter.

I do an import and the file won't parse. I try all previously know working files and still no good. I clean, rebuild, clean rebuild, run, debug, restart my computer, clear my cache, clean, rebuild. No good.

IT WAS WORKING 5 MINUTES AGO

Proceed to revert to every version from the last hour. No dice.

I was in the wrong folder the whole time.

Navigate to the proper folder, open the filename I know to be good and bingo, works like a charm.

The same project caused me headaches because I had a "== -1", when it should have been "== 1". Between my inexperience with byte manipulation and my untreated astigmatism, I was nearly sent to the shadow realm fixing that.

Chat GPT explains all its versions in a proper way

You said:
Why do suckers that created you made fucking billion inconsistent names? "GPT-3" is ok, "GPT-3.5", "GPT-4" are ok, what about those shit "GPT-o1", "GPT-o3", "GPT-o3mini" and other meaningless shit? Are they stupid or what?

ChatGPT said:
OpenAI's naming is a mess, no argument there. They went from a clear versioning system (GPT-3, 3.5, 4) to random labels like "o1," "o3," and "o3-mini" that mean nothing to normal users. Probably some internal model identifiers they just dumped on the public without thinking. Makes zero sense from a branding perspective.

You said:
Can you sum up all the shit they created in a proper increasing order? "GPT-3" should be "GPT-1" since it was in reality the first GPT that was available to public, "GPT-3.5" should be "GPT-2", etc.

ChatGPT said:
Here's the mess cleaned up logically:

GPT-1 (2018) – Never public
GPT-2 (2019) – First public model, but with limits at launch
GPT-3 (2020) – First real public GPT (should be GPT-1)
GPT-3.5 (2023) – Improved version (should be GPT-2)
GPT-4 (2023) – Major upgrade (should be GPT-3)
GPT-4 Turbo (o1) (Nov 2023) – A cheaper, faster variant (should be GPT-4)
GPT-4 Turbo (o3, o3.5, o3-mini, etc.) (2024) – Different tweaks, no clear meaning (should be GPT-5)
They could’ve just numbered them properly, but instead, they turned it into a cryptic mess.

Anyone work with a dev "higher" up than you, but that "senior" dev really doesn't understand how to write good code? That dev also doesn't understand how to remove old un-used code and basically follows every anti-pattern in the book -- bad variable naming, using switch statements when an if would be more logical, etc. I don't know how these people reached the height of the totem pole that they are on, but my goodness is it frustrating. How can someone SO OBLIVIOUS have so much power?! And everywhere they go they leave a wake of destruction that undoubtedly will need to be cleaned up by someone else later down the time... It's like they don't care at all but deep down you know they are just bad at their job... UGH!

Printer shit continued: So we got this great Lenovo Ideapad with a Windows, so why not print from there? Installed driver from webpage and really printed nicely.
Then I removed ton of Lenovo's crapware + McAfee (leftovers luckily were cleaned by McAfee's tool), so that this shitty device could be used reasonably - device would deserve rants on its own. AND boom, Windows USB printer driver seems broken beyond repair. Printer not even recognized. Shouldn't it all be plug'n'play?

Why do clients expect that they would get a high quality machine learning model without a properly cleaned dataset? I usually get the response, ‘just scrape data and train it. It shouldn’t take long’

Well today I had to update my windows.. What a coincident that this update messed my partition table and cleaned up partition with linux

That's how you kill competition XD. At least i had all files in cloud

PS W removed L so I removed him

So just today i Cleaned up my driveway a little before work
And I look at the things I'm picking up and notice it's the same as last time
Trashy ass people all over
Then I remember you people associate stupid things with literally everything and I wonder wtf is wrong with you all

You know I'm tired of the fucking memory noise of some twisted fuck working for twisted fucks laboring off some set of idiotic arbitrary stereotypes trying to get me to do the same fucking things by baiting me like a fucking dog

I want people to live their fucking lives and the social problems in this world to just be solved

None of this in last generation or twisted dumb fucks and their insensible number games that were used to program them

I want everything cleaned up and fixed and evil people to cease being evil and no more stupid loop

Some background:

About 2 months ago, my company wanted to build a micro service that will be used to integrate 3 of our products with external ticketing systems.

So, I was asked to take on this task. Design the service, ensure extendability and universality between our products (all have very different use cases, data models and their own sets of services).

Two weeks of meetings with multiple stakeholders and tech leads. Got the okay by 4-6 people. Built the thing with one other guy in a manner of a week. Stress tested it against one ticketing service that is used in a product my team is developing.

Everyone is happy.

Fast forward to last Thursday night.

“Email from human X”: hey, I extended the shared micro service for ticketing to add support for one of clients ghetto ticketing systems. Review my PR please. P.S. release date is Monday and I am on a personal day on Friday.

I’m thinking. Cool I know this guy. He helped me design this API. He must’ve done good. . . *looks at code* . . . work..... it’s due... Monday? Huh? Personal day? Huh?

So not to shit on the day. He did add much needed support for bear tokens and generalized some of the environment variables. Cleaned up some code. But.... big no no no...

The original code was written with a factory pattern in mind. The solution is supposed to handle communication to multiple 3rd parties, but using the same interfaces.

What did this guy do wrong? Well other than the fact that he basically put me in a spot where if I reject his code, it will look like I’m blocking progress on his code...

His “implementation” is literally copy-paste the entire class. Add 3 be urls to his specific implementation of the API.

Now we have

POST /ticket
PUT /ticket
POST /ticket-scripted
PUT /ticket-scripted
POST /callback

The latter 3 are his additions... only the last one should have been added in reality... why not just add a type to the payload of the post/put? Is he expecting us to write new endpoints for every damn integration? At this rate we might as well not have this component...

But seriously this cheeses me... especially since Monday is my day off! So not only do I have to reject this code. I also have to have a call now with him on my fucking day off!!!!

Arghhhhhh

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Experienced Technicians: Our team is trained and skilled in the latest pressure washing techniques, ensuring that we achieve superior results every time.
State-of-the-Art Equipment: We use advanced pressure washing and soft washing equipment that is designed to clean effectively while protecting the surfaces being cleaned.
Eco-Friendly Solutions: Our cleaning products are safe for your property and the environment, offering a gentle yet effective approach to cleaning.
Affordable and Transparent Pricing: We offer competitive rates, ensuring that our high-quality services are accessible and budget-friendly.
Our Specialized Services
Exterior House Washing Akron
Over time, your home’s exterior can accumulate dirt, mold, mildew, and algae, leading to an unsightly appearance. If you’re looking for exterior house washing in Akron, North Canton Prowash is the expert you can rely on. We use soft washing techniques to gently yet effectively clean your home’s exterior surfaces without causing damage. From siding and gutters to windows and decks, we ensure a spotless, fresh appearance.

Benefits of exterior house washing:

Removes dirt, stains, and organic growth such as mold and mildew.
Increases your home’s curb appeal and overall value.
Protects the surfaces of your home from long-term damage caused by contaminants.
Pressure Washing for Commercial Properties
For businesses, a clean exterior is essential to making a positive first impression and ensuring that your property remains safe and professional. North Canton Prowash offers expert pressure washing for commercial properties to remove dirt, grime, grease, and other buildup from a variety of surfaces, including storefronts, parking lots, sidewalks, and more. Whether you manage a retail store, office building, or industrial complex, our pressure washing services are designed to keep your property looking its best.

Advantages of pressure washing for commercial properties:

Enhances the visual appeal of your business, attracting more customers and clients.
Removes harmful contaminants that can degrade the surfaces and structure of your property.
Promotes a clean, professional image that reflects well on your business.
Why Regular Exterior House Washing and Pressure Washing for Commercial Properties Matter
Regular exterior house washing and pressure washing for commercial properties are crucial for maintaining the appearance and structural integrity of your property. By regularly removing dirt, grime, mold, and mildew, you prevent damage, enhance curb appeal, and protect your investment. A clean home or business sends a strong message to visitors, customers, and potential buyers, making it a vital part of property maintenance.

Contact North Canton Prowash Today!
For expert exterior house washing in Akron and reliable pressure washing for commercial properties, trust North Canton Prowash to provide the best cleaning solutions in the area. Our professional team is committed to delivering high-quality results that meet your needs and exceed your expectations.

Call us today at +1 (330) 957-2711 to schedule your free estimate. Let North Canton Prowash help you enhance the look and longevity of your property with our professional cleaning services!

Kingston Hearing Services: Comprehensive Hearing Solutions in Kingston upon Thames

At Kingston Hearing Services, we are dedicated to providing the highest quality hearing care in the heart of Kingston upon Thames. From Ear Wax Removal to offering Invisible Hearing Aids, we are your trusted partner in achieving better hearing. Our services are tailored to meet your unique needs, ensuring that you receive the best possible care and the most advanced hearing solutions available. Whether you are searching for hearing aids near me or need assistance with ear wax removal, we’ve got you covered.

Why Choose Kingston Hearing Services?
We understand that hearing is a vital part of your life, and we are here to help you enhance your auditory experience with expert care and advanced technology. Here’s why Kingston Hearing Services should be your first choice for hearing solutions:

1. Ear Wax Removal: Clear the Way for Better Hearing
One of the most common causes of hearing difficulties is ear wax buildup. At Kingston Hearing Services, we offer professional Ear Wax Removal services to help you clear any blockages and improve your hearing. Our trained professionals use safe and effective methods to ensure your ears are cleaned properly without causing harm or discomfort. Regular ear wax removal is an essential step in maintaining optimal hearing health, and our team is here to provide the care and support you need.

2. Invisible Hearing Aids: Discreet, Comfortable, and Effective
For those who want a more discreet hearing solution, Invisible Hearing Aids are the perfect choice. These hearing aids are designed to sit deep in the ear canal, making them virtually invisible to others. Despite their small size, invisible hearing aids offer powerful sound amplification and can significantly improve your hearing quality. Whether you are in a busy social setting or at home, invisible hearing aids can help you stay connected with the world around you without drawing attention to your device.

At Kingston Hearing Services, we offer a variety of invisible hearing aids from trusted brands, ensuring that you get a solution that fits your lifestyle and hearing needs. Our hearing experts will help you find the right fit and guide you through the process of wearing and maintaining your device.

3. Hearing Aids Near Me: Expert Care Just Around the Corner
If you’re searching for hearing aids near me, you’ve come to the right place. Kingston Hearing Services is located conveniently at 16 The Triangle, Kingston upon Thames KT1 3RT, making it easy for residents of Kingston and the surrounding areas to access high-quality hearing care. We offer a wide selection of hearing aids to suit every need, from entry-level models to advanced devices with the latest technology.

Our team of hearing care professionals will work closely with you to assess your hearing, recommend the best devices, and provide ongoing support to ensure you get the most out of your hearing aids.

Comprehensive Hearing Care for Your Needs
At Kingston Hearing Services, we believe in offering a holistic approach to hearing care. Our services go beyond just fitting hearing aids – we provide ongoing support, hearing tests, consultations, and treatments to ensure that your hearing remains in top condition. Whether you're dealing with ear wax buildup, looking for invisible hearing aids, or need expert advice on hearing aids near me, we’re here to help every step of the way.

Contact Us Today
Ready to take control of your hearing health? At Kingston Hearing Services, we’re here to provide you with personalized hearing solutions and expert care. Our services include Ear Wax Removal, Invisible Hearing Aids, and a wide range of hearing aids to fit your needs.

Location:
16 The Triangle, Kingston upon Thames KT1 3RT, United Kingdom

Phone:
+44 20 7856 0319

Wild West Pressure Washing: Your Trusted Partner for Commercial Cleaning Solutions in Brevard County, FL

At Wild West Pressure Washing, we provide comprehensive cleaning services designed specifically for businesses across Brevard County, FL. From commercial paver cleaning and sealing to storefront soft washing, professional cleaning for office buildings, and industrial soft washing solutions, we are here to help businesses maintain a clean, inviting, and professional appearance. With a focus on quality and customer satisfaction, we are your go-to partner for all commercial exterior cleaning needs.

Commercial Paver Cleaning and Sealing: Protect Your Investment
Pavers enhance the aesthetic appeal and functionality of your commercial property, but over time, dirt, moss, and weathering can dull their appearance. Regular maintenance with commercial paver cleaning and sealing can restore the beauty and protect your investment, ensuring your property looks its best.

Why Choose Us for Paver Cleaning and Sealing?
Restoring Aesthetic Appeal
Our paver cleaning and sealing services remove grime, stains, and discoloration, bringing back the vibrant colors of your pavers. Clean pavers also enhance the overall curb appeal of your property, creating a more welcoming atmosphere for customers.

Preventing Damage
Sealing your pavers helps protect them from harsh weather, dirt, and oil stains, ensuring they remain in top condition for longer. It also helps prevent weed growth between pavers, making your outdoor spaces look cleaner and more polished.

Long-Lasting Results
Our sealing solutions are designed to withstand the Florida climate, offering long-lasting protection against the elements. A well-sealed surface will resist fading and degradation, helping you avoid costly repairs or replacements.

Increased Property Value
Clean, well-maintained pavers can increase the value of your commercial property. Whether you're leasing or selling, a well-maintained exterior can leave a lasting impression on potential tenants or buyers.

Storefront Soft Washing Experts: Enhance Your Business’s Curb Appeal
The exterior of your store is the first thing customers see when they visit your business. Over time, the buildup of dirt, mildew, and algae can make your storefront appear dingy and uninviting. Storefront soft washing experts at Wild West Pressure Washing use a gentle yet effective approach to clean your storefront without causing any damage to delicate surfaces.

Benefits of Storefront Soft Washing:
Gentle on Surfaces
Unlike traditional pressure washing, soft washing uses low-pressure water combined with eco-friendly cleaning solutions, making it safe for delicate surfaces such as windows, signs, and siding. This ensures that your storefront remains in pristine condition while being thoroughly cleaned.

Effective Dirt and Stain Removal
Soft washing effectively removes dirt, mold, mildew, algae, and other stubborn stains that can accumulate on your building’s exterior. Regular cleaning helps maintain a bright, welcoming appearance and prevents the buildup of unsightly grime.

Long-Term Protection
In addition to cleaning, our soft washing solutions also kill bacteria, mold, and algae, reducing the chances of future buildup. This means your storefront will stay cleaner for longer, providing more value for your investment.

Improved Customer Experience
A clean, well-maintained storefront makes a positive first impression on customers. It shows that you care about the appearance of your business and fosters trust and professionalism, which can encourage more foot traffic and potential sales.

Professional Cleaning for Office Buildings: A Clean Workspace for a Productive Environment
A clean office building is essential not only for the health and well-being of your employees but also for presenting a professional image to clients and visitors. At Wild West Pressure Washing, we specialize in professional cleaning for office buildings, providing comprehensive cleaning solutions for all exterior surfaces of your property.

Why Regular Office Building Cleaning Matters:
Maintains a Professional Image
The exterior of your office building is the first thing clients and visitors see. A dirty, poorly maintained building can give the wrong impression and reflect poorly on your business. Regular professional cleaning ensures your office remains polished and professional.

Shine On: Pressure Washing, Landscaping, & More! – Expert Driveway Cleaning, Driveway Washing, and Fence Cleaning Services in Williamsville, NY

At Shine On: Pressure Washing, Landscaping, & More!, we specialize in providing top-quality exterior cleaning services for both residential and commercial properties throughout Williamsville, NY, and the greater Buffalo area. Whether it’s driveway cleaning, driveway washing, or fence cleaning, our expert team is here to help restore the beauty and cleanliness of your outdoor spaces with professional, reliable services.

Driveway Cleaning: Restore the Beauty of Your Driveway
Your driveway is one of the first things people notice about your property, and over time, it can accumulate dirt, stains, oil, grease, and grime. Driveway cleaning is the most effective way to keep your driveway looking fresh and welcoming. At Shine On, we use high-powered pressure washing equipment and eco-friendly cleaning solutions to remove dirt, oil spots, and other contaminants from your driveway surfaces. Whether you have a concrete, asphalt, or brick driveway, we have the right tools and expertise to get it clean without causing any damage.

Benefits of Driveway Cleaning:

Remove Stubborn Stains: Oil, grease, and tire marks can stain your driveway. Our driveway cleaning services effectively remove these tough stains and restore your driveway’s appearance.

Enhance Curb Appeal: A clean driveway boosts the overall look of your property, making it more inviting and appealing to visitors and potential buyers.

Prevent Long-Term Damage: Regular cleaning helps prevent the buildup of dirt, grime, and moss that can degrade your driveway over time.

Increase Safety: A clean driveway eliminates the slippery buildup of algae and moss, reducing the risk of slips and falls.

Driveway Washing: A Fresh, Clean Start for Your Driveway
Driveway washing is the best way to ensure your driveway stays clean and free of contaminants that can cause long-term damage. Our driveway washing services involve using high-pressure water to remove stubborn dirt, stains, and debris. Whether it’s a concrete driveway that’s become discolored or an asphalt driveway covered in dirt and grime, Shine On has the equipment and experience needed to bring it back to life.

Why You Need Driveway Washing:

Restore the Surface: Regular washing helps restore your driveway’s color and texture, giving it a clean, refreshed appearance.

Extend the Life of Your Driveway: By keeping your driveway clean and free of damaging contaminants, you help extend its lifespan and prevent costly repairs.

Increase Property Value: A well-maintained driveway can significantly increase the curb appeal and value of your property.

Fence Cleaning: Bring Back the Natural Beauty of Your Fence
Fences are a key element of your property’s exterior, providing both security and aesthetic appeal. However, over time, dirt, algae, mold, and mildew can build up on your fence, making it look dull and weathered. Fence cleaning is essential to restore the original beauty of your fence and protect it from damage.

At Shine On, we provide professional fence cleaning services that remove dirt, stains, mold, and mildew from all types of fences, including wood, vinyl, and metal. Our team uses safe, eco-friendly cleaning solutions combined with high-pressure washing to ensure that your fence is thoroughly cleaned without causing any damage to the material.

Why Fence Cleaning is Essential:

Restore Aesthetic Appeal: A clean fence enhances the overall look of your property, making it more attractive and inviting.

Prevent Long-Term Damage: Regular fence cleaning helps prevent the growth of mold, mildew, and algae, which can cause wood to rot and metal to rust.

Protect Your Investment: Cleaning your fence regularly helps preserve its condition and extends its life, saving you money on costly repairs or replacements.

Healthier Environment: Removing mold and mildew from your fence helps improve outdoor air quality and prevents the spread of allergens.

Why Choose Shine On for Driveway Cleaning, Driveway Washing, and Fence Cleaning?
Experienced Professionals: Our team has years of experience in driveway cleaning, driveway washing, and fence cleaning, ensuring a high-quality clean for every job.

Boujee Mobile Pet Grooming: Miami's Leading Mobile Grooming Specialists

At Boujee Mobile Pet Grooming, we are proud to be the Miami mobile grooming specialists that pet owners trust for all their grooming needs. Our professional grooming services are designed to make your pet look and feel their best—right from the comfort of your home. Whether you’re looking for a quick wash or a complete grooming session, we bring top-tier grooming services directly to your door. Serving Hialeah and surrounding areas, we are the go-to mobile pet grooming near me solution in Miami, FL.

Why Choose Boujee Mobile Pet Grooming?
When you search for mobile pet grooming near me in Miami, you want a service that’s convenient, affordable, and, most importantly, safe for your beloved pets. Here’s why Boujee Mobile Pet Grooming stands out as the best choice for Miami pet owners:

1. Convenient and Stress-Free Mobile Grooming in Miami
One of the greatest benefits of choosing Miami mobile grooming specialists like us is the sheer convenience. No need to drive to a grooming salon, wait in line, or deal with your pet’s anxiety from traveling. With our mobile pet grooming near me service, we bring the grooming salon to your doorstep, making the entire experience stress-free for both you and your pet.

Save Time and Effort: We offer flexible scheduling options that work around your busy life, ensuring that your pet gets the care they need without you having to leave your home.
Comfort for Your Pet: Many pets experience stress at traditional grooming salons. Our mobile grooming service eliminates this issue, as your pet can stay in a familiar, calming environment.
Personalized Attention: In our mobile grooming van, your pet receives one-on-one attention, ensuring that they’re never rushed or distracted during their grooming session.
2. Professional Miami Mobile Grooming Specialists
As Miami mobile grooming specialists, we are committed to providing exceptional care for your pets. Our team is experienced in handling pets of all sizes and breeds, ensuring your dog, cat, or other furry companion is groomed to perfection. From bath time to nail trimming, here are some of the grooming services we offer:

Full Grooming Services: Including bathing, haircuts, and trimming to ensure your pet looks great and feels comfortable.
De-shedding: For pets that shed excessively, we offer de-shedding treatments that reduce shedding and make your pet's coat more manageable.
Nail Clipping: Regular nail trimming is essential for your pet’s health, and we make sure to trim their nails safely.
Ear Cleaning: We carefully clean your pet’s ears to prevent infections and ensure their overall well-being.
Facial Cleaning and Eye Care: Our groomers ensure your pet’s face and eyes are properly cleaned, minimizing irritation and promoting hygiene.
3. Safe and High-Quality Grooming Products
At Boujee Mobile Pet Grooming, we use only safe, pet-friendly grooming products to ensure that your pet’s skin and coat are treated with the utmost care. We understand that pets have sensitive skin, which is why we choose high-quality shampoos, conditioners, and tools designed to protect their health while giving them the best grooming experience possible.

Miami’s Most Trusted Mobile Grooming Near Me Service
As a trusted mobile pet grooming near me provider, Boujee Mobile Pet Grooming serves not just Miami, but also Hialeah and neighboring communities. Whether you need regular grooming services or an occasional touch-up, we are here to provide a reliable and high-quality grooming experience for your pets.

Why Trust Boujee Mobile Pet Grooming for Your Pets?
Experienced Groomers: Our groomers are highly trained and skilled in providing top-notch grooming services for all types of pets.
Stress-Free Experience: We make grooming a pleasant experience for your pet by offering a quiet, safe, and familiar environment.
Affordable and Convenient: With our flexible scheduling, affordable pricing, and professional grooming services, we offer the best value for your money.
Book Your Appointment Today
If you're searching for mobile pet grooming near me or need Miami mobile grooming specialists, Boujee Mobile Pet Grooming is here to help. We provide grooming services for dogs, cats, and other pets, ensuring they are pampered and well-cared for. Call us at +1 305-522-2013 to schedule your next grooming session and experience the convenience and quality that only Boujee Mobile Pet Grooming can offer.

Three Oaks Contracting LLC: Your Reliable Source for Portable Toilets in Gillsville, GA

At Three Oaks Contracting LLC, we understand that cleanliness and convenience are crucial when it comes to outdoor events, construction sites, and other temporary locations. Whether you’re organizing a large festival, managing a construction project, or hosting an outdoor gathering, our portable toilets provide a convenient and hygienic solution. Serving Gillsville, GA, and surrounding areas, we offer a variety of portable toilets for any occasion or project, ensuring that your guests, employees, or visitors have access to clean and comfortable restrooms.

Why Choose Three Oaks Contracting LLC for Your Portable Toilet Needs?
When it comes to portable toilets, quality, reliability, and sanitation are the top priorities. Here’s why Three Oaks Contracting LLC is the preferred choice for businesses and individuals seeking portable restroom solutions:

Wide Range of Portable Toilets: We offer an extensive selection of portable toilets to accommodate all types of events and projects. Whether you need basic units for construction sites or luxury restroom trailers for upscale events, we’ve got the perfect solution to meet your needs.

Reliable and Timely Service: At Three Oaks Contracting LLC, we pride ourselves on punctuality and reliability. We guarantee on-time delivery and prompt pickup, ensuring that your portable toilets are available when you need them and removed as soon as your event or project concludes.

Affordable and Transparent Pricing: We believe in offering competitive prices without compromising on service quality. Our portable toilets come with clear, upfront pricing—no hidden fees or surprise charges. We provide high-quality restrooms at affordable rates.

Local Expertise and Customer Care: As a locally owned business in Gillsville, GA, we understand the unique needs of our community. Our team is here to provide personalized service, assisting you in choosing the best portable toilets for your specific needs.

Cleanliness and Hygiene: Cleanliness is a top priority. Each portable toilet we provide is carefully cleaned and maintained before every rental. We ensure that every unit is equipped with fresh supplies and is thoroughly inspected to meet our high standards of sanitation.

Our Portable Toilet Solutions
At Three Oaks Contracting LLC, we offer a range of portable toilets designed to fit any occasion or project:

Standard Portable Toilets: Ideal for construction sites, outdoor festivals, and large public events. These units are durable, functional, and designed for everyday use.

Deluxe Restroom Trailers: Perfect for upscale events such as weddings, corporate gatherings, or VIP areas, our deluxe trailers offer a more luxurious experience with amenities like sinks, mirrors, and air conditioning.

Handwashing Stations: Convenient handwashing stations to complement your portable toilets, providing guests and workers with easy access to sanitation facilities.

ADA-Compliant Units: We provide ADA-compliant portable toilets to ensure accessibility for individuals with disabilities, making sure everyone has a comfortable and dignified experience.

How to Book Your Portable Toilet Rental
Booking your portable toilet rental with Three Oaks Contracting LLC is quick and easy. Simply give us a call at +1-770-524-1282 or reach out to us at PO Box 190, Gillsville, GA 30543 to discuss your needs. Our team will help you choose the right units based on your event or project size, and we’ll take care of delivery, setup, and pickup.

Contact Us Today for Your Portable Toilet Rental Needs
For clean, reliable, and affordable portable toilets in Gillsville, GA, and surrounding areas, trust Three Oaks Contracting LLC to deliver top-quality service. Whether you’re hosting an event, managing a construction project, or planning an outdoor gathering, we have the right restroom solution for you.

Call us today at +1-770-524-1282 or visit us at PO Box 190, Gillsville, GA 30543 to get started on your portable toilet rental. Let us help ensure that your guests, workers, or attendees have access to the best in cleanliness and comfort

Power Washing Pros: Residential and Commercial Cleaning in Yorktown and Williamsburg, VA – Your Expert Pressure Washing Service

At Power Washing Pros, we are your trusted source for residential and commercial cleaning in Yorktown and Williamsburg, VA. Our professional team is dedicated to providing high-quality pressure washing services that restore the beauty and cleanliness of your home or business. Whether you need a one-time cleaning or ongoing maintenance, we offer solutions tailored to meet your needs.

In this article, we’ll cover the benefits of pressure washing in Yorktown and Williamsburg, answer some frequently asked questions (FAQs), and explain why Power Washing Pros is the go-to provider for all your exterior cleaning needs.

Benefits of Pressure Washing in Yorktown and Williamsburg, VA
Pressure washing is one of the most effective methods for cleaning the exterior surfaces of both residential and commercial properties. Whether you’re dealing with grime, dirt, mold, or mildew, pressure washing delivers impressive results quickly and efficiently. Here’s why pressure washing is essential for your Yorktown or Williamsburg property:

1. Enhances Curb Appeal
First impressions are crucial, and the exterior of your home or business is the first thing people see. A clean, well-maintained exterior increases curb appeal and can even increase the value of your property. Regular pressure washing eliminates unsightly stains and buildup, leaving your property looking fresh and inviting.

2. Protects Your Property
Pressure washing doesn’t just make your property look better – it also helps protect it. Over time, dirt, mold, mildew, algae, and other contaminants can degrade the surfaces of your home or business. By removing these buildups, pressure washing helps preserve the materials, preventing damage that could lead to costly repairs.

3. Improves Health and Safety
Certain contaminants like mold and mildew can pose health risks, especially for individuals with allergies or respiratory issues. By eliminating these hazardous substances with pressure washing, you help create a safer environment for your family, employees, and customers. Additionally, cleaning your driveways and sidewalks can prevent slips and falls by removing moss, algae, and grime that create slippery surfaces.

4. Saves Time and Money
Pressure washing is a quick, efficient way to clean large areas, saving you both time and money compared to traditional cleaning methods. It also helps prevent the need for expensive repairs by regularly removing harmful buildup before it causes permanent damage.

5. Eco-Friendly Cleaning
At Power Washing Pros, we use eco-friendly pressure washing techniques that rely on safe, biodegradable cleaning agents. This ensures that your property is cleaned effectively without harming the environment or your landscaping.

Residential and Commercial Cleaning in Yorktown and Williamsburg, VA
Whether you own a home, a retail store, an office building, or any other commercial property in Yorktown or Williamsburg, Power Washing Pros provides the professional cleaning services you need. We specialize in both residential and commercial pressure washing, offering tailored solutions for every property type.

Residential Pressure Washing
Your home is one of your most valuable assets, and keeping it clean is essential for maintaining its beauty and value. Power Washing Pros offers a range of residential pressure washing services, including:

House Washing: Clean your home’s exterior, including siding, windows, and gutters.
Driveway and Walkway Cleaning: Remove oil stains, dirt, and grime from your driveway and walkways.
Deck and Patio Cleaning: Restore your outdoor living spaces to their original luster.
Roof Cleaning: Safely remove algae, moss, and other debris from your roof.
Commercial Pressure Washing
For businesses in Yorktown and Williamsburg, regular pressure washing can help create a professional image and a welcoming environment for your customers. Power Washing Pros offers commercial services, including:

Retail Store Cleaning: Keep your storefront clean and inviting for customers.
Office Building Exterior Cleaning: Ensure your business looks professional from the outside.
Parking Lot Cleaning: Remove dirt, debris, and stains to maintain a neat and presentable parking area.
Restaurant Exterior Cleaning: Clean your restaurant’s exterior, including sidewalks and patios, to maintain a pristine appearance.
Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs) About Pressure Washing in Yorktown and Williamsburg, VA
Q1: How often should I schedule pressure washing for my home or business?

Professional Commercial Building Pressure Washing in Port St. Lucie, FL – Know Pressure Washing

Your commercial building’s exterior is often the first thing clients, customers, and visitors notice when they approach your business. A clean, well-maintained building reflects the professionalism and care your business puts into every detail. At Know Pressure Washing, we specialize in commercial building pressure washing in Port St. Lucie, FL, providing high-quality exterior cleaning services to keep your property looking pristine and welcoming.

Why Commercial Building Pressure Washing is Essential
The exterior of your commercial building faces constant exposure to dirt, grime, pollution, weather conditions, and more. Over time, these elements can cause your building’s surfaces to look dull, dirty, and unappealing. Here’s why commercial building pressure washing is so important for the upkeep of your business property:

1. Enhance Curb Appeal
First impressions matter. Whether you're welcoming customers, clients, or guests, the cleanliness of your building's exterior plays a huge role in how your business is perceived. A clean, spotless building presents an image of professionalism, care, and attention to detail. Regular pressure washing will keep your commercial property looking its best, ensuring you make a lasting impression every time.

2. Preserve the Integrity of Your Building
Dirt, algae, mold, and mildew can accumulate on your building's surfaces over time, leading to deterioration. If left untreated, these elements can cause long-term damage to your building's paint, siding, and masonry. By scheduling regular commercial building pressure washing services, you protect your property from costly repairs and help extend its lifespan.

3. Improve Health and Safety
Mold and mildew can create an unsanitary environment and contribute to health issues such as allergies and respiratory problems. Additionally, algae and dirt buildup on walkways, parking lots, and entrances can create slippery surfaces, increasing the risk of accidents. Pressure washing helps eliminate these hazards, ensuring a safer, healthier environment for your employees and customers.

4. Maintain Professionalism
A well-maintained exterior reflects positively on your business. Whether you run an office, retail store, or industrial facility, having a clean, professional-looking building is essential. A dirty, neglected exterior can give the wrong impression and turn potential clients or customers away. With regular commercial building pressure washing, you ensure that your building always looks clean, well-maintained, and inviting.

Why Choose Know Pressure Washing for Your Commercial Building Pressure Washing?
At Know Pressure Washing, we have the experience, equipment, and expertise to handle all of your commercial building pressure washing needs. Here’s why businesses in Port St. Lucie trust us with their exterior cleaning:

1. Experienced and Skilled Technicians
Our team of professional pressure washing technicians is highly trained and experienced in cleaning a wide range of commercial building types. From office buildings and retail spaces to industrial facilities, we have the knowledge and equipment to tackle any job, big or small.

2. State-of-the-Art Equipment
We use the latest, high-powered pressure washing equipment designed to clean large commercial buildings quickly and efficiently. Our equipment ensures that your property is thoroughly cleaned without causing damage to delicate surfaces. We also use specialized tools and techniques to clean windows, gutters, and hard-to-reach areas.

3. Eco-Friendly Cleaning Solutions
At Know Pressure Washing, we use environmentally friendly, biodegradable cleaning solutions that are safe for your building, the surrounding environment, and your employees or customers. Our cleaning agents effectively break down dirt, grime, and stains without harming your property or the ecosystem.

4. Customized Solutions
We understand that each commercial property is unique, which is why we offer customized commercial building pressure washing solutions tailored to your needs. Whether you need a one-time deep clean or ongoing maintenance, we will work with you to develop a plan that fits your schedule, budget, and requirements.

5. Affordable and Transparent Pricing
We believe in providing exceptional service at a fair price. Our transparent pricing ensures you know exactly what to expect before we begin any work. There are no hidden fees—just honest, upfront pricing that fits your budget.

Ultra-Tech Cleaning Systems: Professional Office Cleaning Services in Vancouver, Burnaby, and Coquitlam

A clean and well-maintained office environment is crucial for both employee productivity and making a positive impression on clients and visitors. At Ultra-Tech Cleaning Systems (UTCS), we specialize in providing high-quality office cleaning services in Vancouver, Burnaby, and Coquitlam. With a focus on professionalism, reliability, and eco-friendly cleaning practices, we ensure your workspace remains spotless, hygienic, and welcoming.

Why Choose Ultra-Tech Cleaning Systems for Office Cleaning?

At UTCS, we understand the unique cleaning needs of office spaces. Whether you're running a small startup or a large corporate office, our office cleaning services are tailored to ensure a pristine and healthy workplace. Here are just a few reasons why businesses trust Ultra-Tech Cleaning Systems for their office cleaning needs:

Comprehensive Office Cleaning Services
We offer a complete range of office cleaning services to meet your specific needs. From regular office cleaning, dusting, and vacuuming to more specialized services like window cleaning and carpet care, UTCS has you covered. Our goal is to maintain a clean, organized, and hygienic office environment.

Customized Cleaning Plans
No two offices are the same, which is why we create tailored cleaning plans that fit your schedule, budget, and office requirements. Whether you need daily, weekly, or monthly office cleaning, we work with you to ensure that our services meet your needs and exceed your expectations.

Eco-Friendly Cleaning Solutions
We prioritize sustainability and the health of your employees by using environmentally friendly cleaning products and practices. Our eco-friendly cleaning solutions help reduce your office’s environmental impact while maintaining high standards of cleanliness and hygiene.

Experienced and Professional Team
Our cleaning team is made up of trained professionals who take pride in their work. They are experienced in handling the specific cleaning needs of office spaces, ensuring that every corner of your office is thoroughly cleaned and sanitized. You can trust us to deliver consistent and high-quality cleaning every time.

Reliable and Consistent Service
At Ultra-Tech Cleaning Systems, we believe in providing reliable and consistent service. We understand the importance of having a clean and organized office, which is why we always show up on time, fully prepared, and ready to get the job done.

Our Office Cleaning Services in Vancouver, Burnaby, and Coquitlam

We are proud to serve businesses across Vancouver, Burnaby, and Coquitlam, providing office cleaning solutions that ensure your workspace stays spotless and inviting. Here's a closer look at our services in these areas:

Office Cleaning in Vancouver
Vancouver is a bustling hub of business activity, and maintaining a clean office is essential to creating a productive and professional environment. UTCS provides expert office cleaning services across the city, from corporate offices to creative spaces. We offer regular cleaning services, including desk cleaning, floor care, waste removal, and more, to ensure your Vancouver office is always neat and tidy.

Office Cleaning in Burnaby
As a growing business center, Burnaby is home to many offices that require professional cleaning services. Ultra-Tech Cleaning Systems is proud to serve businesses in Burnaby with comprehensive office cleaning services. Whether you need cleaning for a small office or a large commercial building, our team is ready to provide a thorough and reliable cleaning service to keep your office looking its best.

Office Cleaning in Coquitlam
Coquitlam, with its expanding business landscape, demands high-quality office cleaning services. UTCS offers customized office cleaning solutions in Coquitlam, designed to meet the specific needs of your office. Our services include everything from regular cleaning to specialized tasks like floor waxing and carpet deep cleaning. Let us help you maintain a clean, healthy, and productive work environment.

Get in Touch with Ultra-Tech Cleaning Systems Today!

If you're looking for reliable, professional, and eco-friendly office cleaning services in Vancouver, Burnaby, or Coquitlam, Ultra-Tech Cleaning Systems is here to help. Our team is dedicated to delivering exceptional cleaning services that enhance the appearance and hygiene of your office space. We offer flexible cleaning schedules, ensuring minimal disruption to your business operations.

Contact Us:

Phone: +1 604-253-4698

Address: 1420 Adanac St #201, Vancouver, BC V5L 2C3, Canada

Reach out to Ultra-Tech Cleaning Systems today to discuss your office cleaning needs and experience the difference our professional services can make for your business.

Revive Pressure Wash Pro: The Best Pressure Washing Company in Upland, CA

At Revive Pressure Wash Pro, we take pride in being recognized as the best pressure washing company in Upland, CA. Whether you're a homeowner, business owner, or property manager, our team is dedicated to delivering high-quality, reliable, and eco-friendly cleaning services. From deionized water window cleaning to spot-free solar panel cleaning, we provide the most advanced cleaning solutions to meet your needs.

We specialize in full-service exterior cleaning, offering a comprehensive range of services that will leave your property looking pristine. At Revive Pressure Wash Pro, our team uses cutting-edge equipment and environmentally safe cleaning products to restore and maintain the beauty of your property, ensuring the best possible results.

Our Range of Expert Services
As a leading full-service exterior cleaning company, we offer a wide variety of specialized services to meet the needs of our residential and commercial clients:

Deionized Water Window Cleaning
For sparkling clean windows without streaks or residue, we offer deionized water window cleaning. This process uses purified water that is free of minerals and contaminants, ensuring that your windows are left spotless. By using this advanced cleaning technique, we provide a streak-free finish that enhances the clarity and appearance of your windows, improving both the aesthetic and energy efficiency of your home or business.

Spot-Free Solar Panel Cleaning
Solar panels can accumulate dirt, dust, and debris, which can significantly reduce their efficiency. Our spot-free solar panel cleaning service uses the same deionized water cleaning method to ensure that your panels are left spotless, maximizing their energy output. Our gentle, non-abrasive cleaning technique protects your investment while helping to boost the performance of your solar system.

Residential and Commercial Pressure Washing
Our residential and commercial pressure washing services are designed to remove dirt, grime, and contaminants from a variety of surfaces. Whether it's cleaning your driveway, siding, deck, or storefront, we use high-powered equipment and eco-friendly detergents to restore the beauty of your property.

Roof and Gutter Cleaning
Keeping your roof and gutters clean is essential for maintaining the integrity of your home or building. We specialize in removing debris, algae, and moss from roofs, as well as clearing gutters to ensure proper water flow and prevent damage. Our team uses the right tools and techniques to clean these areas safely without causing harm to your property.

Deck and Patio Cleaning
Decks and patios often take a beating from the elements. Our team can revitalize your outdoor spaces by removing dirt, mold, and stains from wood, concrete, and stone surfaces, restoring their original beauty and extending their lifespan.

Why Choose Revive Pressure Wash Pro?
The Best Pressure Washing Company: We are committed to delivering exceptional results with every job. Our attention to detail, professionalism, and customer satisfaction have made us the best pressure washing company in Upland, CA.

Eco-Friendly Cleaning Solutions: We prioritize the environment by using non-toxic, biodegradable cleaning products that are safe for your family, pets, and the planet.

Experienced and Skilled Technicians: Our team of trained experts is equipped with the latest pressure washing technology and techniques, ensuring your property is cleaned safely and effectively.

Comprehensive Services: As a full-service exterior cleaning company, we provide a wide range of services to maintain and enhance your property’s exterior. From deionized water window cleaning to spot-free solar panel cleaning, we have the tools and experience to tackle any job.

Contact Revive Pressure Wash Pro Today!
If you're looking for a full-service exterior cleaning company that offers professional, high-quality services, Revive Pressure Wash Pro is the one to trust. Whether you need deionized water window cleaning, spot-free solar panel cleaning, or general pressure washing, our team is here to provide the best cleaning services in Upland, CA.

Call us today at +1 (909) 701-3022 to schedule your service or request a free estimate. You can also visit us at 1732 Wilson Ave, Upland, CA 91784 to learn more about how we can help improve the cleanliness and appearance of your property.

Experience the difference with Revive Pressure Wash Pro — your trusted partner for all your exterior cleaning needs.

Sullivan's Pressure Washing: Expert Pressure Washing Services in Honea Path, SC

At Sullivan's Pressure Washing, we are committed to providing top-quality exterior cleaning services for both residential and commercial properties in Honea Path, SC, and the surrounding areas. Whether you need professional pressure washing services, high-pressure cleaning services, or are looking for seasonal pressure washing specials, our experienced team is here to deliver exceptional results. We pride ourselves on offering competitive pressure washing estimates and tailored solutions to meet all your cleaning needs.

Our Services:
Seasonal Pressure Washing Specials
At Sullivan's Pressure Washing, we understand that maintaining a clean property can be costly, which is why we offer seasonal pressure washing specials to help you save while keeping your home or business looking great. Throughout the year, we provide limited-time discounts and deals on our pressure washing services, making it easier and more affordable for you to maintain your property's exterior. Whether you're preparing for the changing seasons or just need a good cleaning, take advantage of our seasonal specials to get the best value on our top-tier services.

Pressure Washing Estimates
Before you commit to any cleaning service, it’s important to know what you’re getting into, and that’s why we offer pressure washing estimates to all of our clients. At Sullivan’s Pressure Washing, we provide free, no-obligation estimates for all types of pressure washing projects. Our team will assess your property, understand your specific needs, and offer an accurate estimate that reflects the scope of work involved. Whether it's cleaning your driveway, roof, or deck, our transparent pricing ensures that you know exactly what to expect.

Professional Pressure Washing Services
When it comes to exterior cleaning, hiring a professional pressure washing service is essential for achieving the best results without damaging your property. Our team is trained in using the proper techniques and tools to clean a variety of surfaces effectively and safely. From removing dirt, grime, and mildew from your home’s exterior to cleaning large commercial properties, our professional pressure washing services will leave your property looking like new. We pride ourselves on our attention to detail and our commitment to delivering top-notch results every time.

High-Pressure Cleaning Services
For tougher jobs that require a more powerful cleaning approach, our high-pressure cleaning services are the solution. We use high-pressure equipment that can effectively remove stubborn dirt, oil stains, and grime from surfaces like concrete, stone, and brick. Whether it's cleaning your driveway, patio, or parking lot, our high-pressure cleaning services are designed to tackle even the toughest stains. Our team is skilled in using high-pressure cleaning techniques that are both efficient and safe, ensuring that your property is thoroughly cleaned without any damage.

Why Choose Sullivan's Pressure Washing?
Expertise You Can Trust: With years of experience in the industry, we have the knowledge and skills to tackle any pressure washing job, large or small.

High-Quality Equipment: We use state-of-the-art pressure washing equipment that ensures superior results while protecting your property.

Affordable and Transparent Pricing: We offer competitive rates and provide pressure washing estimates so you know exactly what to expect. Plus, our seasonal pressure washing specials give you extra savings!

Eco-Friendly Cleaning Solutions: We use environmentally friendly cleaning solutions that are safe for both your property and the environment.

Fully Insured and Licensed: As a licensed pressure washing company, we are fully insured, ensuring peace of mind for all our clients.

Contact Us Today!
If you’re looking for professional pressure washing services, high-pressure cleaning services, or pressure washing estimates in Honea Path, SC, Sullivan's Pressure Washing is here to help. We are located at 27 Washington Circle, Honea Path, SC 29654, and we are ready to serve both residential and commercial clients. Call us today at +1 (864) 940-5065 to get your free pressure washing estimate or to take advantage of our seasonal pressure washing specials!

At Sullivan's Pressure Washing, we’re committed to providing the highest-quality cleaning services that ensure your property stays clean, fresh, and well-maintained throughout the year. Let us help you achieve the best results for all your exterior cleaning needs!

Herndon’s Pressure Washing Services LLC: Professional Siding Cleaning and RV Exterior Cleaning in Charlotte, NC

If you're looking for professional siding cleaning or RV exterior cleaning in Charlotte, NC, Herndon’s Pressure Washing Services LLC is the name you can trust. Whether you're a homeowner looking to refresh the look of your home or an RV owner needing to maintain the cleanliness of your vehicle, our pressure washing services are designed to deliver outstanding results with minimal hassle.

At Herndon’s Pressure Washing Services LLC, we specialize in providing high-quality pressure washing services that are both efficient and affordable. Our team is dedicated to providing the best possible service, ensuring that your property or RV stays looking its best year-round.

Why Choose Herndon’s Pressure Washing Services for Siding and RV Exterior Cleaning?
As a leading provider of pressure washing services in Charlotte, we pride ourselves on offering a range of cleaning solutions tailored to the unique needs of each customer. Here are some of the reasons our clients choose us for their siding cleaning and RV exterior cleaning needs:

Experienced Technicians Our skilled technicians are highly trained in the art of pressure washing and soft washing. We use the latest equipment and cleaning techniques to achieve superior results without causing any damage to your home’s exterior or RV surfaces.

Comprehensive Siding and RV Cleaning Whether you need to clean your home’s siding or your RV’s exterior, we offer specialized services to address both. We know that the materials and surfaces involved are different, which is why we take a customized approach to ensure the best results for each.

Safe and Eco-Friendly Solutions At Herndon’s Pressure Washing Services LLC, we use biodegradable, eco-friendly cleaning products that are safe for the environment, your property, and your family. Our soft washing methods for siding cleaning ensure that your home’s exterior is cleaned effectively without damaging any surfaces.

Affordable and Transparent Pricing We believe in offering high-quality services at competitive prices. We provide free estimates and ensure that our clients know exactly what they’re paying for, with no hidden fees or surprises.

Customer Satisfaction Guaranteed We’re committed to exceeding our customers' expectations with every job we take on. Our goal is to deliver superior cleaning results and outstanding customer service, making us a top choice for both siding cleaning and RV exterior cleaning in Charlotte, NC.

Professional Siding Cleaning Services in Charlotte, NC
Your home’s siding is constantly exposed to the elements, which means it can accumulate dirt, algae, mold, mildew, and other contaminants over time. This buildup not only affects the curb appeal of your home but can also damage the material if left untreated. That’s where our professional siding cleaning services come in.

We offer a range of siding cleaning options, including both pressure washing and soft washing. Depending on the material of your siding—whether it’s vinyl, wood, brick, or stucco—we use the most appropriate cleaning method to remove dirt and grime effectively while preserving the integrity of the surface.

Benefits of Siding Cleaning:
Boosts Curb Appeal: A clean exterior makes a big difference in how your home is perceived. Whether you're looking to sell or simply want to enjoy a fresh, welcoming look, clean siding instantly boosts your home’s curb appeal.
Prevents Damage: Mold, mildew, and algae can damage your siding over time, leading to costly repairs. Regular cleaning removes these contaminants, helping to preserve the integrity of your home’s exterior.
Increases Longevity: Routine cleaning can help extend the lifespan of your siding. By removing harmful substances, we prevent deterioration and fading, ensuring your home looks great for years to come.
Health Benefits: Mold and mildew can be harmful to your health, especially if you or your family members suffer from respiratory issues. Our siding cleaning service removes these health hazards, keeping your family safe.
RV Exterior Cleaning Services in Charlotte, NC
Keeping your RV in pristine condition is essential for maintaining its appearance, value, and longevity. Over time, your RV’s exterior can accumulate dirt, road grime, tree sap, and other contaminants. Herndon’s Pressure Washing Services LLC provides RV exterior cleaning in Charlotte to help keep your RV looking as good as new.

Our RV exterior cleaning services are designed to be gentle on your vehicle while effectively removing stubborn dirt and stains. We use specialized cleaning products and equipment that are safe for all types of RV materials, including fiberglass, aluminum, and rubber.

Pure Pressure Wash Co LLC: Professional Gutter Cleaning Services in Thousand Oaks, CA

At Pure Pressure Wash Co LLC, we understand the importance of maintaining the health and integrity of your home or business, and one key aspect of property maintenance that’s often overlooked is gutter cleaning. Gutters are designed to protect your property by channeling rainwater away from your roof, walls, and foundation, but over time, they can become clogged with leaves, twigs, dirt, and other debris. When this happens, your gutters can no longer do their job effectively, leading to potential damage to your roof, walls, and even your foundation. That's where we come in.

Serving Thousand Oaks, California, and the surrounding areas, Pure Pressure Wash Co LLC offers professional gutter cleaning services to keep your property safe and protected. Our team uses the latest tools and techniques to ensure your gutters are clear, functioning properly, and free of debris, so you can avoid costly repairs down the road.

Why Gutter Cleaning is Essential
Your gutters play a critical role in maintaining the structural integrity of your property. When they are clogged or damaged, it can lead to a number of issues, including:

Water Damage to the Roof
When gutters are clogged, water can back up onto your roof. Over time, this can cause roof leaks, rotting shingles, and mold growth, which can compromise the entire roofing structure. Regular gutter cleaning prevents water from accumulating on your roof and causing expensive damage.

Foundation Problems
Gutters that are full of debris can cause rainwater to spill over the edges and pool around the foundation of your home. This excess water can seep into the ground, leading to soil erosion and cracks in your foundation, which can be costly to repair.

Landscape Damage
Overflowing gutters can also damage your landscaping by directing water to areas where it shouldn’t be. Erosion, over-watering, and soil displacement can harm your plants, garden beds, and lawn.

Mold and Mildew Growth
When water is trapped in clogged gutters, it can create a perfect breeding ground for mold and mildew. Over time, this can spread to other parts of your home, causing health issues and further property damage.

Pest Infestations
Clogged gutters are also a haven for pests, including mosquitoes, ants, rodents, and even birds. Standing water in gutters provides a place for mosquitoes to breed, while leaves and debris attract rodents looking for shelter. Gutter cleaning ensures that these unwanted guests don’t make your gutters their home.

Why Choose Pure Pressure Wash Co LLC for Gutter Cleaning?
At Pure Pressure Wash Co LLC, we pride ourselves on providing top-notch gutter cleaning services that ensure your property stays in great shape year-round. Here’s why homeowners and businesses in Thousand Oaks trust us for all their gutter cleaning needs:

Experienced Technicians: Our team of professionals is highly trained in gutter cleaning, ensuring that we remove debris thoroughly and safely. We use the best tools and techniques to get the job done right the first time, whether your gutters are hard to reach or heavily clogged.

Thorough Inspection: We don’t just clean your gutters—we also inspect them for any damage, such as cracks, leaks, or loose hangers. If we find any issues, we’ll notify you so you can address them before they become bigger problems.

Safe and Efficient: Gutter cleaning can be dangerous, especially if your gutters are high up or hard to access. Our team is equipped with the proper safety gear and tools to safely clean your gutters, ensuring a job well done without risking injury.

Eco-Friendly Practices: We’re committed to protecting the environment, which is why we use eco-friendly cleaning products and methods. We also dispose of debris in a responsible manner, ensuring that nothing goes to waste.

Affordable Pricing: We believe that gutter cleaning should be affordable, and we offer competitive, transparent pricing with no hidden fees. You’ll receive a free estimate before we start the job, so you know exactly what to expect.

Comprehensive Services: In addition to gutter cleaning, we also offer gutter maintenance and repair services. If your gutters need minor repairs or adjustments, we can handle it while we’re on-site, ensuring that your gutters function optimally year-round.

Our Gutter Cleaning Process
We follow a systematic approach to ensure that your gutters are thoroughly cleaned and working efficiently. Here’s what you can expect when you hire Pure Pressure Wash Co LLC for gutter cleaning:

Initial Inspection
We start by inspecting your gutters to assess the level of cleaning required. We check for blockages, damage, and potential problem areas, ensuring that we address any issues as part of the service.

Apex Exterior Solutions: Pool Deck Pressure Washing and Affordable Power Washing in Dayton, Ohio

At Apex Exterior Solutions, we specialize in providing top-notch pool deck pressure washing and affordable power washing services for both residential and commercial properties in Dayton, Ohio. With years of experience and a commitment to customer satisfaction, we are your go-to experts for all your exterior cleaning needs. From keeping your pool deck spotless to restoring the beauty of your home or business, our professional pressure washing services deliver exceptional results every time.

Whether you’re dealing with stubborn algae on your pool deck or need a complete power wash for your driveway or siding, we have the skills and equipment to tackle it all. Keep reading to learn more about how Apex Exterior Solutions can enhance the curb appeal and cleanliness of your property.

Why Pool Deck Pressure Washing is Important
Your pool deck is not only an area for relaxation and entertainment, but it also endures regular exposure to dirt, oils, leaves, mold, and algae. Over time, these elements can cause the surface to become slippery, unsafe, and unsightly. That’s where pool deck pressure washing in Dayton, Ohio comes in.

At Apex Exterior Solutions, we offer expert pool deck cleaning services that restore the appearance of your outdoor space and help keep it safe for family, friends, and guests.

Benefits of Pool Deck Pressure Washing:
Enhances Safety
Pool decks can quickly become slick with algae, mold, and mildew buildup, especially around the water. These substances not only make your deck look dirty but also increase the risk of slips and falls. Our pool deck pressure washing service removes these contaminants, making your pool area safer for everyone.

Restores Aesthetic Appeal
A clean pool deck enhances the overall look of your backyard and can significantly boost your home’s curb appeal. Whether your pool deck is made of concrete, wood, tile, or pavers, we have the right tools and techniques to bring it back to life.

Prevents Long-Term Damage
Regular pressure washing helps remove substances that can damage your pool deck’s surface. By addressing mold, algae, and dirt early, you prevent staining and wear that could lead to costly repairs down the road.

Improves Longevity
Pool decks that are regularly cleaned last longer. By removing harmful elements and ensuring proper maintenance, you extend the lifespan of your deck, saving you money on expensive repairs or replacements.

Affordable Power Washing in Dayton, Ohio
When it comes to maintaining the exterior of your home or business, affordable power washing in Dayton, Ohio is an excellent option to restore cleanliness and enhance the appearance of your property. Power washing, also known as pressure washing, is highly effective for removing dirt, grime, stains, and buildup from a variety of surfaces.

At Apex Exterior Solutions, we offer affordable power washing services that deliver exceptional results without breaking the bank. Our team uses state-of-the-art equipment and eco-friendly cleaning solutions to ensure your property looks its best, all while staying within your budget.

Our Affordable Power Washing Services Include:
House Washing
Over time, your home’s siding can collect dirt, mold, mildew, and algae, making it look dingy and worn. Our house washing service uses power washing techniques to clean and restore your siding, whether it’s vinyl, brick, stucco, or wood. The result is a bright, fresh exterior that boosts your home’s curb appeal.

Driveway and Sidewalk Cleaning
Concrete surfaces like driveways and sidewalks often accumulate oil stains, tire marks, and dirt. Our affordable power washing services are perfect for removing tough stains and grime from these hard surfaces, leaving your driveway and walkways looking clean and well-maintained.

Deck and Patio Pressure Washing
Outdoor spaces like decks and patios can quickly collect dirt, mold, and algae. Our professional power washing services will restore the look of your deck or patio, whether it’s made of wood, composite, or concrete, making it a more enjoyable space for outdoor activities.

Fence Cleaning
Fences can also show signs of wear from exposure to the elements. With our pressure washing expertise, we can restore your fence’s original beauty by removing dirt, mildew, and stains, extending its lifespan and keeping it looking great for years to come.

Commercial Power Washing
First impressions are important for businesses. If the exterior of your commercial property is looking dirty or run down, Apex Exterior Solutions offers affordable power washing for storefronts, parking lots, and exterior surfaces. A clean property not only attracts customers but also protects your investment.

Titan Carpet Cleaning Service: Your Trusted Local Experts for Carpet and Rug Cleaning in Victoria, BC

When it comes to maintaining clean, healthy carpets and rugs, Titan Carpet Cleaning Service is your go-to solution in Victoria, BC. As local professionals with years of experience, we specialize in carpet steam cleaning Victoria, affordable rug cleaning Victoria BC, and comprehensive carpet care Victoria BC. Whether you’re looking for residential cleaning or expert rug care, we provide a range of services that will leave your home or office looking spotless and smelling fresh.

Carpet Steam Cleaning Victoria: Deep Clean Your Carpets Like Never Before
If you're looking for the best way to keep your carpets fresh, clean, and hygienic, carpet steam cleaning Victoria is the answer. Steam cleaning is one of the most effective ways to eliminate dirt, allergens, stains, and bacteria from deep within your carpets. At Titan Carpet Cleaning Service, we use advanced steam cleaning technology to penetrate deep into the fibers of your carpet, lifting dirt and contaminants while preserving the integrity of the fabric.

Our carpet steam cleaning Victoria service is safe, effective, and eco-friendly. We use only non-toxic and biodegradable cleaning products, ensuring your carpets are not only clean but also free from harsh chemicals.

Local Victoria BC Carpet Cleaners: Expertise You Can Trust
As local Victoria BC carpet cleaners, we are deeply invested in our community and take pride in offering exceptional service to our neighbors. When you choose Titan Carpet Cleaning Service, you are supporting a local business that understands the unique needs of Victoria residents. Our team is committed to providing reliable, top-quality service that’s tailored to your specific cleaning needs.

We understand that each carpet is different, which is why we take the time to assess your carpets before recommending the best cleaning method. Whether it's a delicate wool carpet or a high-traffic area rug, our professionals know how to treat each fabric type with the care it deserves.

Best Rug Cleaning Victoria BC: Caring for Your Precious Rugs
Your rugs are an important part of your home’s décor, and they deserve the best care. When it comes to the best rug cleaning Victoria BC, Titan Carpet Cleaning Service is here to provide professional care for all types of rugs. From Persian and oriental rugs to modern area rugs, we have the expertise to clean them thoroughly and restore their beauty.

Our rug cleaning process involves gentle, yet effective methods that remove dirt, stains, and odors without damaging delicate fibers. We treat each rug individually, ensuring it receives the attention it needs to look its best. If you're looking for the best rug cleaning Victoria BC, look no further than Titan Carpet Cleaning Service.

Carpet Cleaning for Homes Victoria BC: Keep Your Home Fresh and Healthy
Your home deserves the best when it comes to carpet cleaning for homes Victoria BC. At Titan Carpet Cleaning Service, we offer tailored carpet cleaning solutions designed to keep your home clean, fresh, and free from allergens. Whether you need a one-time deep clean, routine maintenance, or a thorough stain removal service, we have the tools and expertise to get the job done right.

Our services are ideal for homes with pets, children, or high foot traffic, as we focus on removing dirt, stains, and allergens that can affect your family’s health. We also offer fast, same-day carpet cleaning Victoria services for when you need a quick and efficient solution to unexpected messes.

Carpet Care Victoria BC: Protect Your Investment
Your carpets are an investment in your home, and proper carpet care Victoria BC is essential to prolonging their lifespan. Regular cleaning and maintenance can help prevent wear and tear, reduce the buildup of dirt and allergens, and keep your carpets looking vibrant for years.

At Titan Carpet Cleaning Service, we offer professional carpet care solutions that help protect your carpets from damage. We also provide advice on proper carpet maintenance, including tips for preventing stains and extending the life of your carpets. Whether you’re looking for deep cleaning or simple upkeep, we’re here to help you preserve the quality and appearance of your carpets.

Affordable Rug Cleaning Victoria BC: Quality Service at a Price You Can Afford
At Titan Carpet Cleaning Service, we believe that high-quality cleaning should be affordable. That’s why we offer affordable rug cleaning Victoria BC without compromising on the quality of service. Whether you need a single rug cleaned or a whole room of rugs and carpets, our pricing is transparent and competitive, giving you excellent value for your money.

Elite Pressure Washing & Home Services: Professional Brick Cleaning Services & Fence Pressure Washing

At Elite Pressure Washing & Home Services, we know how important it is to maintain the exterior of your home or business. Whether you're dealing with dirty bricks or a weathered fence, our expert services will help restore your property's beauty. We proudly offer brick cleaning services and fence pressure washing in Meriden, CT, and surrounding areas. With our professional-grade equipment and experienced team, we guarantee outstanding results that will leave your property looking fresh and well-maintained.

Brick Cleaning Services
Bricks are a popular building material known for their durability, but they can also collect dirt, grime, mold, and stains over time. Our brick cleaning services are designed to preserve the beauty and integrity of your brick surfaces, from home exteriors to patios, walkways, and fireplaces. With our advanced cleaning techniques, we ensure that your bricks are thoroughly cleaned without causing any damage.

Our brick cleaning services include:

Exterior Brick Cleaning: The brick exterior of your home can become stained with dirt, mildew, or algae over time. We use soft washing and high-pressure cleaning techniques to remove these unsightly stains, restoring your home’s curb appeal.
Chimney and Fireplace Cleaning: Brick chimneys and fireplaces can accumulate soot and other contaminants. Our professional cleaning services will ensure your chimney looks clean, while also improving safety by removing build-up.
Patio and Walkway Cleaning: Whether your brick patio or walkway has become covered with moss or dirt, our team can revitalize it with our gentle yet effective brick cleaning process.
Mold and Mildew Removal: Mold and mildew can cause serious damage to your brick surfaces, especially if left untreated. Our brick cleaning services include mold and mildew removal to prevent long-term damage and ensure a safe, clean environment.
Using the latest equipment and eco-friendly cleaning solutions, we can effectively remove stains and dirt from your brick surfaces, extending their lifespan while maintaining their natural beauty.

Fence Pressure Washing
Fences are exposed to the elements year-round, leading to the accumulation of dirt, grime, mold, algae, and even mildew. Over time, this can not only damage your fence but also make it look worn and unattractive. Our fence pressure washing service will restore the beauty of your fence, whether it’s wood, vinyl, or metal, and extend its lifespan by removing harmful contaminants.

Our fence pressure washing services include:

Wood Fence Cleaning: Over time, wood fences can become discolored by algae, mold, and dirt. We use soft washing techniques that remove grime without damaging the wood, restoring its natural look and preventing rot or decay.
Vinyl and Metal Fence Cleaning: Vinyl and metal fences can also accumulate dirt and stains that detract from their appearance. Our pressure washing service effectively removes these contaminants, brightening up your fence and improving its curb appeal.
Stain Removal: Stains from dirt, grease, or organic growth can tarnish the appearance of your fence. Our professional-grade pressure washing equipment removes even the toughest stains, making your fence look as good as new.
Preservation and Maintenance: Regular fence cleaning not only improves the look of your property but also helps prevent long-term damage caused by mold, algae, and dirt. By scheduling regular fence pressure washing, you can prolong the life of your fence and keep it looking fresh for years to come.
Whether you have a wooden privacy fence, a chain-link fence, or a decorative iron fence, our expert team at Elite Pressure Washing & Home Services can handle it all. We use the appropriate pressure levels and eco-friendly cleaners to ensure the best possible results without causing damage to your fence.

Why Choose Elite Pressure Washing & Home Services?
When it comes to brick cleaning services and fence pressure washing, Elite Pressure Washing & Home Services stands out as the top choice for property owners in Meriden, CT, and surrounding areas. Here’s why:

Signify Solar Services: Affordable Solar Panel Cleaning for Homes

At Signify Solar Services, we understand the importance of maintaining your solar panels to ensure they are running at their highest efficiency. Whether you're noticing that your solar panels are not producing enough power, wondering should I clean my solar panels at home, or simply seeking affordable solar panel cleaning for homes, our team is here to help. We proudly serve homeowners in Canoga Park, Woodland Hills, Simi Valley, and surrounding areas with top-quality cleaning services designed to restore and maintain your solar system's performance.

Why Solar Panel Cleaning is Essential for Homeowners
Solar panels are a significant investment for homeowners looking to save on energy bills and reduce their environmental impact. However, over time, solar panels can accumulate dirt, dust, bird droppings, and other debris. This can block sunlight, reducing the panels' ability to generate power. If you're experiencing solar panels not producing enough power, cleaning may be the solution.

At Signify Solar Services, we offer affordable solar panel cleaning for homes, ensuring your panels are free from any obstacles that could be hindering their performance. Regular cleaning helps increase the efficiency of your solar system, ensuring it continues to operate at its best for years to come.

Should I Clean My Solar Panels at Home?
You might be asking, "Should I clean my solar panels at home?" While it's possible to clean your solar panels yourself, there are several factors to consider before attempting it. Cleaning solar panels requires careful attention to avoid causing damage, especially when working with rooftops or delicate equipment. Improper cleaning methods can lead to scratches, cracks, or even void warranties.

That’s where Signify Solar Services comes in. We are trained professionals who understand the best techniques and products to use to clean your panels safely and effectively. Our team ensures that your solar panels are cleaned without any risk of damage, preserving their efficiency and lifespan.

How to Clean Home Solar Panels
If you're wondering how to clean home solar panels, it's essential to know the proper steps and tools to use. While there are DIY methods, it is important to approach solar panel cleaning with care. Here’s a general overview of the process:

Use Soft, Non-Abrasive Materials: To avoid scratching the panels, use soft brushes or cloths designed specifically for cleaning solar panels.

Avoid Harsh Chemicals: Harsh chemicals can damage the panels. It's best to use a mild detergent mixed with water for cleaning.

Use a Hose, Not a Pressure Washer: Pressure washers can damage the panels, so it’s safer to use a regular hose with moderate water pressure.

Clean During Cooler Hours: Avoid cleaning solar panels in direct sunlight as the heat can cause the water to evaporate too quickly, leaving streaks or residue behind.

Ensure Safety: Solar panels are often installed on rooftops, which can be dangerous to access. If you're unsure about how to clean your panels safely, it’s always best to hire a professional.

While these steps can help you clean your panels, it's always recommended to hire a professional service, especially if your panels are on a roof or if you’re unsure about how to clean them properly.

Local Solar Panel Cleaning for Houses
If you're looking for local solar panel cleaning for houses, Signify Solar Services is here to serve you. We specialize in solar panel cleaning for homeowners in Canoga Park, Woodland Hills, Simi Valley, and the surrounding areas. Our local team is experienced and equipped to handle all types of solar systems, ensuring your panels are cleaned efficiently and safely.

We understand the unique needs of local homeowners and provide personalized services to ensure your solar system is functioning at its best. Our goal is to make sure you’re getting the most out of your solar investment by improving efficiency and extending the life of your panels.

Why Choose Signify Solar Services for Your Solar Panel Cleaning?
1. Affordable Pricing
We offer affordable solar panel cleaning for homes, ensuring that homeowners can keep their solar systems in top condition without breaking the bank. Our services are priced competitively, and we offer free quotes to help you plan your budget.

2. Professional, Safe Cleaning
Our team of experts is trained to clean solar panels safely and effectively. We use specialized equipment and eco-friendly cleaning solutions to ensure your panels are cleaned without any risk of damage. Our technicians follow best practices to ensure maximum efficiency and care.

A1 Auto Spa: Your Top Choice for Car Detailing Near Me in Brampton
At A1 Auto Spa we understand the search for “car detailing near me” means you want convenient, professional service close to home. Located on Parity Rd, Brampton, ON L6X 5M5, Canada, our facility offers comprehensive car detailing solutions designed to restore your vehicle’s appearance, protect its finish, and exceed your expectations—all within minutes of your neighborhood.

Complete Exterior and Interior Detailing
Our car detailing near me services include a full suite of exterior and interior treatments tailored to your needs. Exterior detailing begins with a hand wash and decontamination using pH-balanced shampoos and clay-bar treatment to remove pollutants. Paint correction and polishing eliminate swirl marks and light scratches before applying a protective wax or sealant. Wheels and tires receive specialized cleaners and dressings to enhance curb appeal. Interior detailing covers vacuuming, steam extraction, and fabric shampooing to remove dirt, stains, and allergens. Leather surfaces are cleaned and conditioned, and dashboards, consoles, and trim are treated with UV-resistant protectants. Every service is performed by certified technicians following a multi-step protocol for consistent, high-quality results.

Mobile and On-Site Convenience
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Seasons Cleaning: Expert Post-Move-Out Cleaning and Tenant Cleaning Services in Stamford, CT
Moving out of a property can be both an exciting and stressful experience. One of the most important tasks during this transition is ensuring that the property is left spotless for the next tenants. Whether you are moving out of a rental property, selling your home, or preparing for new tenants, Seasons Cleaning is here to help with professional post-move-out cleaning and tenant cleaning services in Stamford, CT.

Located at 93 Ogden Rd, Stamford, CT 06905, we specialize in providing thorough and reliable cleaning services for those in need of post-move-out cleaning and tenant cleaning services. Our expert cleaning team understands the importance of leaving a clean, sanitized space that is ready for the next occupant. With Seasons Cleaning, you can ensure a smooth transition, whether you're a tenant, landlord, or property manager.

Why Choose Seasons Cleaning for Post-Move-Out and Tenant Cleaning Services?
When it comes to post-move-out cleaning or tenant cleaning services, Seasons Cleaning stands out for its attention to detail and commitment to excellence. Here’s why you should choose us:

Comprehensive Cleaning Services: Our post-move-out cleaning and tenant cleaning services are designed to leave no area untouched. From deep cleaning bathrooms and kitchens to scrubbing floors and wiping down surfaces, we make sure every inch of your property is spotless and move-in ready.

Experienced and Professional Team: Our team consists of highly trained cleaning professionals who specialize in post-move-out cleaning and tenant cleaning services. We have the expertise and equipment to handle even the toughest cleaning jobs, ensuring your property is left in pristine condition.

Affordable Pricing: At Seasons Cleaning, we offer competitive pricing for all of our cleaning services. We understand that moving can be costly, and we aim to provide affordable cleaning solutions without compromising on quality.

Eco-Friendly Products: We use environmentally friendly, non-toxic cleaning products that are safe for your family, pets, and the planet. Our green cleaning approach ensures that your property is cleaned with care, without harsh chemicals.

Reliable and Timely Service: Moving out can be hectic, and we know that timing is crucial. Our team works efficiently to ensure that your post-move-out cleaning is completed on time, allowing you to focus on other aspects of your move.

What’s Included in Our Post-Move-Out Cleaning Services?
Whether you’re moving out of a rental property, apartment, or house, our post-move-out cleaning service is thorough and designed to meet the highest standards. Here's what’s included:

Kitchen Cleaning: We clean every surface in the kitchen, from countertops and cabinets to appliances. We deep clean the stove, oven, refrigerator, and microwave, ensuring no grease or grime is left behind. We also sanitize sinks, faucets, and drains.

Bathroom Sanitization: We provide a detailed cleaning of all bathrooms, including the toilet, shower or bathtub, sink, mirrors, and tiles. We scrub grout and disinfect high-touch surfaces, ensuring your bathroom is fresh and hygienic.

Dusting and Surface Cleaning: We thoroughly dust and wipe down all surfaces in the property, including baseboards, shelves, window sills, and light fixtures. Our team also cleans door frames and other overlooked areas to ensure your space looks immaculate.

Floor Care: Whether you have hardwood, tile, carpet, or laminate, we’ll sweep, vacuum, and mop your floors, removing dirt, dust, and stains. We ensure your floors are spotless and gleaming.

Window Cleaning: Clean windows make a significant difference in how a space feels. We clean all interior windows, ensuring they are free from dust, smudges, and streaks. If needed, we also clean window tracks and frames.

Trash Removal and Final Touches: We remove any remaining trash, debris, or unwanted items from the property and ensure that everything is tidy before we leave. Our goal is to leave the property looking pristine and ready for its next occupants.

Our Tenant Cleaning Services
At Seasons Cleaning, we also offer tenant cleaning services for those who want to ensure their rental property is cleaned to perfection before moving out. Whether you’re a tenant preparing to move or a landlord needing a thorough cleaning between tenants, we provide services that exceed expectations.

Here’s what we offer with our tenant cleaning services:

Move-Out Cleaning: If you're a tenant vacating a rental property, we ensure that the space is left in pristine condition, ready for inspection. This includes deep cleaning all rooms, kitchen, bathroom, and floors, as well as removing all personal belongings and trash.

Move-In Cleaning Services by Eco Elegance Cleaning: A Fresh Start for Your New Home

Moving into a new home is an exciting new chapter, but it can also come with the challenge of ensuring your new space is clean, fresh, and welcoming. At Eco Elegance Cleaning, we offer professional move-in cleaning services designed to give your new home the attention it deserves before you unpack your boxes and settle in. Based in Shotton, Deeside, we specialize in eco-friendly, high-quality cleaning solutions that prepare your new space for you and your family to enjoy.

Why Choose Eco Elegance Cleaning for Your Move-In Cleaning?

Comprehensive Cleaning for a Fresh Start
Our move-in cleaning service goes beyond surface cleaning. We thoroughly clean every corner of your new home, ensuring that it’s spotless and ready for you to move in. We clean from top to bottom, including all rooms, kitchen, bathroom, and floors. Our goal is to ensure that you start your new chapter with a fresh, clean, and inviting space.

Eco-Friendly Cleaning Products
As an eco-conscious cleaning company, we use environmentally friendly cleaning products that are safe for both your family and the planet. Our green cleaning solutions are effective yet gentle, leaving your new home sparkling clean without any harsh chemicals. We care about your health and the environment, ensuring a non-toxic, safe living space for you and your loved ones.

Experienced and Reliable Cleaning Team
Our professional cleaners are highly trained and experienced in move-in cleaning. We understand the importance of getting your new home perfectly clean before you move in, and we treat your property with the utmost respect. Our team is reliable, trustworthy, and committed to providing top-quality service with attention to detail.

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Moving into a new home can be costly, which is why we offer affordable move-in cleaning services that don’t compromise on quality. Our pricing is transparent, with no hidden fees. You’ll receive a clear, upfront quote based on the size of the property and the specific services you need, so you know exactly what to expect.

Customizable Cleaning Plans
Every home is different, and we offer flexible cleaning plans to meet your needs. Whether you need a one-time deep clean for your move-in or require additional services like carpet cleaning or window washing, we can customize our services to ensure your new home is cleaned exactly the way you want it.

What’s Included in Our Move-In Cleaning Services?

Our move-in cleaning service covers all essential cleaning tasks, ensuring that your new home is thoroughly cleaned and ready for you to settle in. Here’s what’s included:

Kitchen Cleaning: We clean countertops, sinks, appliances (such as fridges, ovens, and dishwashers), and wipe down cupboards and surfaces.

Bathroom Cleaning: Scrubbing and sanitizing toilets, tubs, sinks, and tiles, as well as wiping down mirrors and surfaces.

Living Room and Bedroom Cleaning: Dusting, vacuuming, and wiping down surfaces, making sure all rooms are fresh and inviting.

Floor Cleaning: Sweeping, mopping, and vacuuming all floors, ensuring they are clean and free of dirt and debris.

Window Cleaning: Washing all windows inside the home to ensure they are streak-free and clean.

Detailed Cleaning of High-Touch Areas: Wiping down door handles, light switches, and other frequently touched surfaces to eliminate germs and dust.

Why Move-In Cleaning is Essential

Move-in cleaning ensures that your new home is clean, hygienic, and ready for you to settle into. It provides peace of mind knowing that the property is fresh and free of any dust, allergens, or leftover dirt from the previous occupants. It also gives you the chance to start fresh, knowing that your living space has been thoroughly cleaned to the highest standards.

Contact Eco Elegance Cleaning Today!

If you’re preparing for a move-in and want to ensure your new home is sparkling clean, Eco Elegance Cleaning is here to help. Our team is dedicated to providing thorough, eco-friendly move-in cleaning services that give you the fresh start you deserve. Call us today at +447887756099 or visit us at 5 The Brambles, Shotton, Deeside CH5 1PF, United Kingdom. Let us handle the cleaning, so you can focus on settling into your new home!

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The chick who bent over and posed retains her nice legs however

Wtf to do ? Can’t remember all the things I tried till I’m close and I don’t want to give up this phone because it’s useful Jesus

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Instead of balancing the grand economic equation by creating semi pampered slaves we could have just improved and cleaned up things and had a shared labor pool for the jobs that everyone hated that we didn’t have enough felons to fill

Course so far as I can tell the country is brimming over with felons doing all the crap jobs and not suffering to the level those jobs should cause them too if that’s the system we’re supposedly embracing

Texas Clean: Affordable Pressure Washing Deals and Specials in Freeport, Texas

Looking for the best pressure washing deals near you? At Texas Clean, we believe that maintaining a clean and beautiful property shouldn’t break the bank. That’s why we proudly offer competitive pressure washing specials, discounts, and coupons to help you get premium cleaning services at unbeatable prices.

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Your driveway is one of the first things people notice when they approach your home or business. Over time, it can accumulate dirt, oil stains, moss, algae, and other debris, diminishing the curb appeal of your property. At Excel Window Cleaning & Soft Wash Roof Cleaning, we specialize in professional pressure clean driveway services that restore the beauty of your driveway, making it look brand new again. Serving Aberglasslyn, NSW, and the surrounding areas, we are your go-to experts for driveway cleaning.

Why Choose Excel Window Cleaning & Soft Wash Roof Cleaning for Pressure Clean Driveways?
Experienced Professionals Our team is highly trained in pressure cleaning techniques and understands the best methods to clean various driveway surfaces, including concrete, asphalt, and pavers. We take care to use the right pressure and cleaning solutions to avoid damaging your driveway while ensuring it’s thoroughly cleaned.

Advanced Pressure Cleaning Equipment We use state-of-the-art pressure cleaning equipment that provides the right amount of power to remove dirt, grime, and stains from your driveway effectively. Our tools are designed to deliver consistent, efficient results for both small and large driveway cleaning projects.

Eco-Friendly Solutions At Excel Window Cleaning & Soft Wash Roof Cleaning, we care about the environment. Our pressure cleaning services use eco-friendly, biodegradable cleaning solutions that are safe for your property and the surrounding environment. You can rest assured that your driveway will be cleaned without harmful chemicals.

Restore Your Curb Appeal A clean driveway can dramatically improve the overall appearance of your home or business. If your driveway is stained or covered in dirt, pressure cleaning can restore its original look, enhancing the curb appeal and giving your property a fresh, welcoming vibe.

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Remove Stubborn Stains Driveways often become victims of oil stains, tire marks, and other stubborn stains that are tough to remove with regular cleaning methods. Pressure cleaning driveways effectively lifts these stains and restores the original look of your surface.

Enhance Safety Algae, moss, and dirt buildup can make your driveway slippery, especially during rainy weather. Pressure cleaning helps remove these slippery contaminants, improving the safety of your driveway for both vehicles and pedestrians.

Prevent Damage Over time, dirt, grime, and other debris can cause wear and tear on your driveway. By scheduling regular pressure cleaning, you can prevent these elements from causing permanent damage, saving you money on costly repairs or replacements.

Increase Property Value A well-maintained driveway can add to the overall value of your property. Whether you're planning to sell or just want to improve your property's appeal, pressure cleaning your driveway is a simple yet effective way to increase its value.

The Pressure Cleaning Process for Driveways
Inspection and Assessment We begin by inspecting your driveway to determine the best approach for cleaning. Different types of surfaces, such as concrete, asphalt, or pavers, may require slightly different techniques to avoid damage and ensure the best results.

Preparation We take care to protect your surrounding plants, lawns, and nearby structures from any potential water damage. We also make sure that all necessary safety precautions are taken to ensure a smooth and effective cleaning process.

Pressure Cleaning Using our advanced equipment, we apply high-pressure water to your driveway to remove dirt, stains, moss, algae, and other debris. We may also apply an eco-friendly cleaning solution to break down tough stains and enhance the cleaning process.

Final Inspection Once the cleaning is complete, we inspect your driveway to ensure that every inch is spotless. We’ll remove any remaining debris and make sure the surface is left looking fresh and clean.

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Your driveway is exposed to various elements throughout the year, including dirt, oil, chemicals, and organic matter like moss and algae. Over time, these contaminants can cause damage, stains, and an overall unattractive appearance. Regular pressure cleaning ensures that your driveway stays in great condition, preventing damage and helping maintain its appearance for years to come.

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If you want to restore the look of your driveway with professional pressure clean driveway services in Aberglasslyn, NSW, Excel Window Cleaning & Soft Wash Roof Cleaning is here to help.

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Reliable Fence Cleaning Services by Western Mass Prowash LLC

When it comes to maintaining your property’s exterior, fence cleaning is often overlooked, but it plays an essential role in enhancing the curb appeal and longevity of your fence. If you're searching for a fence cleaning company in Wilbraham, MA, and the surrounding areas, Western Mass Prowash LLC is here to help. We offer top-notch fence cleaning services that restore the beauty and integrity of your fences, whether they’re made of wood, vinyl, or metal.

Why Fence Cleaning Matters
Over time, fences are exposed to the elements, which can cause dirt, mold, mildew, and algae to accumulate on their surfaces. This buildup not only makes your fence look dirty and unattractive, but it can also lead to deterioration if left unchecked. Fence cleaning is an essential part of home and property maintenance, ensuring that your fence looks great and remains in good condition for years to come.

Here are some reasons why regular fence cleaning is important:

Improves Curb Appeal: A clean fence enhances the overall appearance of your home or property, giving it a fresh, inviting look. Whether you're planning to sell or just want to enjoy a beautiful outdoor space, clean fences contribute to a positive first impression.

Prevents Damage: Algae, mold, and mildew can damage your fence material over time. Regular cleaning helps remove these harmful elements and prevents long-term damage, ultimately extending the lifespan of your fence.

Increases Safety: Mold and mildew can create a slippery surface on your fence, which may become hazardous, especially in wet weather. Cleaning your fence regularly can help prevent slips and falls.

Prepares for Staining or Sealing: If you're planning to stain or seal your fence, cleaning it beforehand is a crucial step. A clean surface ensures that the stain or sealant adheres properly, providing better protection for your fence.

Why Choose Western Mass Prowash LLC for Fence Cleaning?
When it comes to fence cleaning, it’s essential to choose a professional company with the right expertise and equipment to ensure a job well done. Western Mass Prowash LLC is a trusted fence cleaning company in Wilbraham, MA, known for delivering outstanding results. Here’s why homeowners and businesses trust us with their fence cleaning needs:

Experienced and Knowledgeable Team: Our team has years of experience in fence cleaning, and we understand the unique challenges that different fence materials pose. Whether your fence is made of wood, vinyl, or metal, we have the expertise to clean it effectively and safely.

Tailored Cleaning Techniques: Different fence materials require different cleaning approaches. We use a variety of techniques, including soft washing and pressure washing, to ensure that your fence is cleaned without causing any damage. Soft washing, in particular, is ideal for delicate surfaces like wood, preventing splintering and discoloration.

Eco-Friendly Solutions: We use biodegradable cleaning products that are safe for your family, pets, and the environment. You can trust us to clean your fence without leaving harmful chemicals behind that could damage your landscape or pose a risk to the environment.

Affordable and Transparent Pricing: At Western Mass Prowash LLC, we offer competitive rates for all of our services. We provide free estimates with no hidden fees, so you’ll know exactly what to expect before we start.

Customer-Focused Service: As a locally owned business, we take pride in delivering exceptional customer service. We work closely with our clients to understand their specific needs and ensure their satisfaction with every job.

Our Fence Cleaning Services
We offer a variety of fence cleaning services tailored to the needs of each client:

Wooden Fence Cleaning: Wood fences can easily accumulate dirt, algae, and mold. Our gentle soft washing techniques ensure that your wood fence is thoroughly cleaned without causing any damage or discoloration. We also remove any buildup that could cause wood rot and decay.

Vinyl Fence Cleaning: Vinyl fences are low-maintenance but can still gather dirt and grime. Our pressure washing methods remove stubborn stains and restore the clean, bright look of your vinyl fence.

Metal Fence Cleaning: Metal fences, such as aluminum or wrought iron, can develop rust and dirt buildup. We clean these surfaces effectively, ensuring they look polished and protected against corrosion.

Fence Staining and Sealing Prep: If you’re planning to stain or seal your fence, our cleaning services provide the perfect foundation for better absorption of stain or sealant, enhancing the protective qualities and appearance of your fence.