What devrant taught me:

Everyone hates java
Everyone hates php
Everyone hates spaces
Everyone hates tabs
Everyone hates vim
Everyone hates windows
Everyone hates linux
Everyone hates clients
Everyone hates PMs
Everyone hates every language they're not working with
Everyone loves devrant 😊

My biggest dev sin is not writing any unit tests for devRant :/

God watches you or not, NSA surely does.

Wonder if any NSA guy uses devrant though?

Wait.
This is DevRant.
This is not my homework.
How did I get here?

Thank God they named it DevRant, not BitchBucket

I really appreciate that it's devRant, not dev_rant

Not sure if DevRant material, but I am hecking bamboozled. What else have I calculated wrong.

devRant: the only social media not blocked at school :D

It was a screenshot of reddit thread.
So, I didn't deserve it anyway!

Why I love devRant so much?

Unlike other communities we are not abusing picture comments :)

when you're pretty sure everyone on devrant is a web developer and you're not

I used to take pride in not being addicted to facebook, twitter or other social media. Then devrant came along. Damn you devrant!!!

Hey @dfox,

Not a designer here but how about a devRant mug in the store? I'd buy one :D

Since I have devRant on my phone, I do not use 9gag anymore. No regrets. Thank you devRant.

@No-one asked me to make a devRant related waifu but I went "why not if devRant WAS the waifu"

and this was born while waiting for compiling code (again)

Has there ever been a devRant community hackathon? If not, let's have one!

Snapchat, then Instagram, then WhatsApp, then effin FB messenger...
devRant please DO NOT GET THAT SHITTY 'STORIES UPDATE' NOW...

She: "Better not visit devRant for the next.. weeks"
Me: "Lol, what have I done?"
She: "The new iPhone is out"
Me: "..."

Not me, I would thank devrant of course !

I am not an addict...
I am not an addict...
I am not an addict...

Oh shit, even my phone suggests using devRant first thing 😱

Wanted to install babeljs and found devRant on the list, not bad

soon,number of devRant users will hit its million mark and @dfox will not be able to write to everyone personally and mail their stickers!

So, here's to us, the early adapters of devRant! cheers!

devRant is going to change the stereotype of introverted programmers. Clearly we are not! We just need the right people to talk to :)

The day you finally realize that you're not crazy because everyone on devRant experiences the same problems you do.

!dev !rant but a whole lotta devRant

After talking to a friend about joining devRant++ he said it was a path he could not follow. This is him soon

I live outside USA
Whenever I see someone posting
something like -
"My devRant stickers arrived!! Wooho see my devRant t-shirts ... "
That's the face I make

*Tries not to cry
Cries a lot

I'm torn between telling my co-workers about devRant or not telling them so I can rant about work.

I'm not really social guy... But here, in devRant if feels soo different.

*opens DevRant*

*sees Meme about how bad language xy is*

*closes DevRant*

Is there nothing else one can laugh about? Does it always have to be hate? Well... it's about rants, but at least hate your own language. Not others for theirs. That's their job. Amen.

Devrant is like cigarettes...
You try not to, but you can't stand without it

I'm a newbie when it comes to programming. The thing I like about devRant is that I'm learning how not to be "that guy" from everyone's complaints.

Here's to devRant teaching us newbs how to not make as much of a mess of things.

So I found this sticker while cleaning my desk. Now my work laptop looks better

Not even two days in and I'm addicted to devRant. I guess this is my life now. 😎

<rant about devRant>
Can people please stop posting images stolen from someone else trying to get some points. I'm here to read rants and other interesting things you encounter while working with software development, not look at memes. Thank you.
</rant about devRant>

Today I realized that I'm not alone of my kind,

today I found DevRant!

Just when I thought I might not get them... Thank you devRant!!!

Some people really need to understand that devRant is not Facebook.. Smh

I hope that's not the devrant duck....XD

devRant is not devWhine.
Mind the difference when posting

Not much of a ranter but happy to be a supporter.
Go @dfox and @trogus. Go devRant. 😄

not exactly devRant related but this cracked me up so hard, I couldn't help sharing

Not a rant: Devrant is the only place where i can write or read programming jokes that do not feel like UDP requests.

Devrant is not the place to sort out your sex life. Try Tinder.

Italy is not too far for devrant

Unwritten devRant law #1:

if ($day === 'Friday') {
// add important words
$rant .= 'deploy';
$rant .= 'not';
}

print $rant;

I hope it's not a repost, came to devrant after long time :)

Custom devRant swag! 😃
(I bought some genuine swag as well, I'm not just doing it to get cheaper swag...)

when you're not devRant supporter and 5 minutes has passed and you notice a typo!!

devrant is not stackoverflow people. stop copying and pasting rants. It's likely we've seen it before. You're devs, use yo brains. #rant4rant #ctrlCctrlV

!rant
Since I joined DevRant my productivity went down...

Well... Im not sure if I should be happy or sad about it.

Proud of being accepted in the devRant family ^^

EDIT: Not proud of messing the screenshot crop up :(

How is devRant not 5 stars on the Play Store? Some people just don't appreciate art.

Some of my colleagues realised that I have a devRant account. Of course they peeped into my smartphone screen when I was reading some weird stuff on devRant. They went on to install devRant and uninstall it the next day after realising that it is not 'Tinder of Developers' :D

if(devRant != Tinder.developers()) uninstall;

Haha

Not really a rant. But, since I found devrant I started needing less caffeine to help me get me through the day.

Working on a script that shows weather in a notification because why the hell not.

[edit] such compression much wow, thanks devrant

recently people have been worried about what people were going to say I.e "no hate" , don't hold back!

In devrant we only mean light hearted banter if we are pissed we don't want to hurt you we are pissed at a thing and not directly at you. Not that I speak for dfox or trogus but I'm sure that's what they are going for, and it's what ive seen!

We are nice here... This isn't YouTube , it's a credit to devs we are nice people. Hell it isn't stack overflow!

Also I'm brutally honest at times but I love you really.

DevRant is life now, find myself on here more often than not 😂

Ranting about devRant on devRant:
devRant just got rid of my 3k story after I tried setting up the tags..
Yeah, not going to write that again today
ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

Devrant burned in the screen of my phone. Well at least not porn :)

"Dude, you HAVE to check out this meme i saw...

On DevRant...

No; of course it's not in the joke/meme category!"

Turns out scrolling through devRant while thinking for a function name was not a good decision after all.

👏Devrant👏is👏not👏ask👏reddit👏

Thanks for coming to my ted talk!

Today I decided it was a good time to give back to the developers of this awesome platform. I bought some 'Shiny new avatar items' and subbed to the Supporters thing. The community is just great. Keep up the great work guys.

Also, Would it be possible to move the phone a few pixels further away from the monitors? Looks a little bit weird atm.

Me: *browsing devRant*
Friend who's on every Social Media paltform: what's that?
Me: devRant
Friend: *taking out phone* I need to join
Me: its for developers
Friend: *putting back phone in pocket* Ooh
Me: *grinning wildy in my sweet little heart* *yes you piece of shit. This one's not for you*

It feels good to have a corner thats not for everyone

Not sure of devRant is broken, or there's really been no rants for an hour 🤔

So what's everyone up to?

Not being on devrant when at work

Not seen girlfriend in 2 weeks. Been here less than a minute and she's ignoring me for facebook. At least I have devRant!

Really not sure if showing devRant to my colleague was a good idea or not :|

I only have 2 apps installed (that was not preinstalled) signal and devRant ♥

dfox and trogus are devrant++ users but there names are not listed in devrant++ supporters list..
You both missed to add your names.. or took the privilege of being the founders and developers..

read some rants about a devRant meetup?

how do I know they are not from my manager trying to catch me rant-handed?

Saving my devrant stickers for when I buy a new laptop. The one I'm using right now is not worthy.

Not having anything to rant about because the job is great

Is this a devrant equivalent to first world problems?

Don't know if this was posted, but that's not stopping me...this is from awhile back before I discovered devRant

Please DevRant ! Give me the power to finish this code before tomorrow! Coffees are not enough.

How is devRant better than Facebook?
Facebook allows you to like your own posts and devRant does not allow you to ++ your own rant. 😜

Why does devrant not support split screen?

Lately I've been noticing that most of devRant is international, which is awesome! (no, the exclamation does not mean not)

I'm so fucking depressed. I've get 100/100 and 96/100 in the lastest exams but I can't keep going to the university because I don't have money to travel from my home to the building. I have to throw away my career and knowledge. I don't find a job in this fucking country.
Sorry for boring you with my shit, I had to write it.

There's not much fighting on devrant since all of us are suffering

'ate Mondays
'ate standups
'ate node (not racist just don't like et)

luv me caffeine
luv me music
luv devrant

simple as

Biggest bug I recently solved?
Easy: not having devRant installed on my phone! Duh!

Devrant++ not aviable in Switzerland? Im so sad 😭

Always getting errors when I wanna subscribe.

Wanted to support dfox and trogus

DevRant formatting template:

I'm not [insert negative trait] but [insert rant contradicting the first statement]

I truly LOVE devrant. I just realized that.

I’ll try to make my content not so stupid.

Are devrant servers dying? Algo sorting doesn’t load more rants and recents sorting is kinda wonky.

I tried official devrant app on ios and joyrant with same results.

This is kind of a test if I can still rant or not.

Why is DevRant App not available in my country :( ?
I am in Sudan.

By reading devRant and to see that I'm not alone in this world!

Brought a stressball into work today (not a devrant one) and it popped within 10 minutes, of course causing more stress.

Wow, there's been no rants since my last visit

Me being me:

*Me thinking about something*
*Unlocks phone*
*Goes to DevRant*
*Scrolls without reading*
TrollBrain: this is not DevRant
*Closes DevRant and opens it again*
... Wait what?

Them blank moments :/

Describe one devRant member in the comments (not yourself)!

@trogus is designer that made devRant the beautiful place it is now. It is often overshadowed by @dfox, but without him, especially the beautiful avatars, this place wouldn't be half as popular as it is.

My first Android app which is clone of devRant. I hope the read only API available on github is not illegal!

I hate it when I use an app on Android and it's not in material design just like devRant app. :P

I constantly open devRant and check my notifications, but I have to learn that they fixed notifications now... I'm not that popular!

DEVRANT: need not apply

/* stolen from @gsiskind twitter account */

Why does DevRant not have code blocks and syntax highlighting?
T R I G G E R E D

Planned to watch YouTube and read devRant.

well apparently not because the devRant Android app doesn't support split screen.

I am not sure if I am using devrant app or a time machine!

There's not enough ranting on devRant, too many words of encouragement, that's not what this is for!!!!

I'm not up to date so much in here but we do have spambots in devRant now?

Ok, let's actually try and work on my games Dev kit workspace functionality and not get side tracked with devRant... Oh fuck I'm on it right now... Well shit!

I think I browse through devRant at an unhealthy amount lol

Does anyone else try and press the ++ button on the devRant featured rant on Facebook before realising it's not actually devRant, it's a screenshot...

devrant rant

Every rant is SEO friendly.

Put few of your GitHub names in ddg - got few pages of devrant post. Not sure if that's beneficial for the personal digital footprint.

Option to exclude post from robots?

With the help of obs virtual camera, now I can join meeting like this

It’s real time not just a video, idk if gif works correctly on devrant now, but it’s me dancing

Edit: apparently gif still doesn’t work on devrant

Did you know that you can't up vote your comments/rants on devRant? Wish it was implemented on other platforms.

Not really through coding but more because I joined devRant. Great community and I have already made some great friends :)

Y'all use devRant you are not 10xEngineer

[Post marked as: devRant]
I think one of the weak points in the official devRant app is performance. That's probably due to the cross-platform stuff...

You see, if I shutoff 6 out of 8 cores on my CPU and force my GPU to only run at the lowest frequency possible, devRant gets HELLA laggy. However, games like Geometry Dash run just fine. No lag whatsoever.

It's not that bad though, just explains why devRant uses so much battery on some phones.

Thank you devRant, for making me appreciate not having had any really bad clients

I actually like that DevRant does not play the gifs on the front page view.

Checking devRant way too often on my day off. Not enough rants ! :/

Github and devrant is my motivation not to stop programming. Tell me you're motivation

DevRant algo strikes again. This time with printer rage (or not?)

Devrant is not stack overflow, thank you for coming to my ted talk

Am I the only one thinking devRant would be better if you could not post pictures.
We would not have all these repost memes...

I feel my first rant shall be about DevRant and not being able to access cool features (avatar) due to not having enough points.

So devRant is not on AWS S3

You know you have been working so much, that you have not visited devRant for a long time

1 notification.

Oh, devrant... It's not how math works <smh.gif>

I opened devRant today and saw ostream call b2plane a "Manslut".

now I can't tell what's real or not real.

My code does not control my life. I also have other hobbies: like DevRant and CommitStrip.

Seeing lot of images these days, not sure how much space this is going to cost devrant? @dfox (I love GIFs though)

devRant Stickers arrived. One of them already found place on my MacBook :) Not sure where to put the others yet. Thanks @dfox

devRant over Snapchat any day of the week! Best kept secret on the net! 👍👍👍 Not for long

I am not developing for any client (yet). But reading all these stories and rants at devrant I think I am well prepared.

The ++ and -- buttons here at DevRant do not work in swift at all. Damn!!

So devRant takes about 4-5 seconds to load after launching it. I have a good internet connection and my phone is fast. Does this happen to you too??

How did I not know there was a devrant website. Literally thought it was only an Android/iPhone app.

I know that this isn't the place to ask questions like this. Anyway, is there a easier way to do this? This code updates my age on my birthday. Also, first attempt to make anything in JS :)

The new devrant website is simply amazing, I feel like not leaving it...

How many of you find the color of disabled ++ for self posts in devrant seems more appealing as not disabled???

Maybe I've spent too much time around marketers or maybe it's just my OCD... but for the love of God people, when referencing the app we all use and love can we not at least use the proper case?

It's devRant. Not DevRant. 😑

Am I the only one whose daily morning routine is not only reading through devRant feed, but also catching up on the devRant issue tracker? Love me some discussions there :D

What if aside from ++'s, devrant also turned their text posts into binary. Who'll read, who'll not? Hmm.

DevRant may not have such a big community yet, but I wonder whether my coworkers have some posts here.
It would be quite awkward to ask, so I'll ask you.

Have you ever (by accident) met a friend or coworker on DevRant or similar platforms?

So, I just caught Adblock Plus blocking all ++ buttons on devRant...

Jealous of not having its own second plus, I guess.

Thats frustrating !

The fact that devrant does not allow you to access the feeds on mobile without using the mobile App !

Why ?!

not sure if is a good or bad thing but i def start to get addicted to devRant !

Does the support DevRant button not work for anyone else? I just want you to take my money =/

I wonder why it is possible to like/upvote your own post on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram,...

but not on DevRant...? 🤔

Guys I have so much work to do, and here I am procrastinating on devRant.
Anyone else here wasting there time? :D
(not really... DevRant is too cool to be considered a waste of time)

Looong time no see devRant, whats up guys? Any new feature?

Is it just me or is there a serious problem with devRant not loading more rants once you reach the bottom

Why devrant does not support webm/mp4 ? GIFs are not as efficient storage :)

Best thing about DevRant is: I have 2nd job that's not a developer company and all my colleges doesn't understand a jack shit about code and the culture. But worst of all is that everyone there is "shoulder spy's.... So i can feel safe when i surf DevRant during the breaks and enjoy my breaks with DevRant

Not sure if it is safe to browse devRant, if I haven't seen the new episode of Mr. Robot yet.

Whats up with Rust?

New to devrant so thought I'd post this here instead of googling (to practice devrant.. 😊)

Haven't heard of rust till lately but not sure it's place in coding languages...

Devrant posts are just not keeping me mentally engaged.
As a result I have been going to reddit...

Thanks thanks thanks devrant to not add theses useless story bubble shit in your apps like every other one

Does anyone know where are the *official* devrant api docs? Tried web searching but could not find them.

DevRant: To see that I am not suffering alone and that it is apperenly normal to get mad

I !hate devRant :)

Not even a cracked screen can take me away from devrant!!!

Me: What's a good DevRant post?
Them: Why not a UDP joke?
Me: But only half of them will get it.

@dfox

I have a problem with my Samsung galaxy S7 since the last update. When a friend share me a devrant link thought SMS it will open the link inside the Samsung internet browser not with the devRant application.

How can I find all my comments (not posts) on devRant?

can we not be like other humor sites and just ignore the damn ESC?
thank you, devrant.

Something feels different on devRant, not sure what

It's not a ranting. Just want to say that devRant dark side is awesome.

The first rule of devRant is;
we DO NOT talk about devRant.
The second rule of devRant is;
WE DO NOT TALK about devRant!

I'm glad @thomasedison is not yet here on devRant.

Facebook Beta App is not working on my Android. Anyway, who needs Facebook when you have devRant and everyone understands your posts? Haha

Having low battery just makes me want to browse devRant more. You're not winning this, phone.

Was gonna make a meme about the npc wars on devrant. Just not inspired. So settled on one I have been thinking about. Inspired by devrant events.

Am I blind, stupid or both or does DevRant not give you the possibility to change your password?....

Is there a way to change nickname on DevRant? I'm starting to look for a job and I would prefer my DevRant profile not appearing so high when searching for my name.

Hey you just reminded me it's my Mom's birthday too! Happy birthday devRant (and Mom, but my Mom is not on devRant, that I know of, yet)!

I joined less that a week ago so have not had the pleasure of seeing devRant grow up from birth. Happy birthday devRant I hope to be around until your next 🎂

I think there are not many security hackers on DevRant...:(

DevRant is not open source right?

Just found out. devRant swag store is not connected with devRant db. Forgot password, doesn't work from there. It said my email id is not registered.

Glad to see devRant was not taken by the AWS outage, but, is devRant on the Internet then? :o

DevRant is not language agnostic.

Every time I open devRant, I have >0 Notifs. Why am I never notified by Android about this anymore? I used to get one Android notification for each devRant notif in the list. Now, my phone never goes off for any of them and nothing from devRant appears in my android notifications. I did not change my settings. Running latest app version on Android 6.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Layoff layoff everywhere finally back on devrant to not see a layoff story.

what is devRant made with? it's not a native Android app.

Devrant notiffs not fixed yet? I'm getting notified of thibgs that happened over a week ago

Not a rant, but a cheer!

Reading other devs rants on devRant released some of the tension and muscle knots that had built up during the week. Reading devRant should be prescribed by doctors!

Everyday, m opening devrant and would see a new UI UPDATE.
My fingers go to click a tab and realises it's not there.. and takes some time to search where it went.
Devrant on revolution..!!!

Is it just me not finding it, or devRant has no "password change" feature?

Anybody else noticed that devRant is camelCase and not PascalCase?? Bloody hipsters.

Browsing devrant coz I'm currently getting "SSL key could not be parsed" error in GCP

why devRant is not available in my country (iran) in Google play ? :|

could not find a place to rant about devRant being down....

I'm not sure if devRant could send stickers to Iran, can?

There is a phrase I wanted to use in context for a long time but the oppertunity has not precented itself until now:
I deem devrant partial semi-infinitely awsome.

National holiday in sweden today, started it by finding devrant... now it's time for bed.

Is it just my phone or does devrant not auto rotate pictures when the phone is rotated?

Finally Android Studio included Device File Manager feature.
No this is not a rant @devrant

Why devRant is not so popular among developers? I can't think of any other app like this.

Am I the only one not getting DevRant notifications anymore?

Do other ranters / devRanters / members of this community share or publicise their devRant profile or devRant in general on their personal site or blog?

I was thinking of adding something to my site but not sure what to do?

Got scammed out of my rubber ducky (not from devRant). Now I have to yell at my wife again

A “do not disturb” timer in devRant would be nice, wouldn’t it?

At night it’s not a problem but I’m checking devRant 100x a day during business hours🤷‍♂️

Just a random thought..