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Co-worker: "I wish I understood how this program worked"
Me: "I wish I understood how THIS program worked"
Co-worker: "You're the the one that wrote that"
Me: "Your point?"4 -
✈️ to my girlfriend's place to meet her after years of long distance relationship.
Wish me luck guys33 -
Huge developer convention with 4 speakers today.
Google Cloud,
AWS Amazon,
A government innovation team,
and Me!
I'm freaking out.
Wish me luck, I need it...9 -
Presenting my paper on PHP Security in IEEE conference today... Wish me luck. I hope it gets published 😃🤞4
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FINALLY, RESIGNED! Am leaving such a fucked UP "big" corporate company and starting my own business! Wish me luck!😔😔27
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Today i switched
That equals -1 hardcore Windows-user, +1 Debian-user
Not even dual boot
Wish me luck, will need it13 -
Today, I have a meeting with my managers. I’m going to demand more work and higher pay.
Wish me luck12 -
Wish me luck, guys.
I'm launching Eclipse IDE while having a Chrome window open.
May the Gods of RAM be with me !8 -
Got two interviews today. Wish me luck. I'm nervous, but I think the candidates are probably more nervous.8
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Just got laid off today. Nonperformance related. Oh well here's to better opportunities and more money in my future endeavors. Wish me luck!10
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Wish me luck! Just posted a question on StackOverflow...
Ready to get downvoted all the way down to the earth’s crust.11 -
Got myself a pair of lovely curved monitors lately... Let's see if they help with finishing my bachelor's thesis. Wish me luck! =)
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First step to learning Django. Wish me luck!
Trying new stuff always excites me and anxious at the same time.
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Got PHP Internship interview lined up tomorrow...
First ever real interview...big step for young me
Wish me luck guys9 -
It's happening... 😂😂😂
Wish me luck.. or roast me
Well it's gonna be dual boot so it's not permanent :P
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1.) Start a small business
2.) Complete my game
3.) Graduate
4.) Get a good University for Masters2 -
Applying to real jobs a year before I graduate because I'm out of money for school... Wish me luck 😅😅😅9
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My first interview is in approximately 2 hours and a half. Pray for me and if you are a non-believer wish me luck. 🙌9
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Off to an interview with a design agency I didn't apply because of people who I don't know referred me.
Wish me good luck!3 -
Have a Skype interview in 15min for a backend position. Only the first screening, but I'm anxious anyway.
Wish me luck!8 -
Me: Wish I got one guilty free murder pass..
God: GRANTED! Which software tester would you like to kill?4 -
me: "ugh frontend is so stupid, i wish i only did backend"
also me: "i should be working on backend, but i just added some dopeass icons to my website"2 -
First day of job tomorrow.
Will be working on Angular 4, TS, JS, front end.
Wish me luck!
Also, Any advices?10 -
Continuation of rant https://devrant.com/rants/975261/...
I PASSED THE TEST!!!!! YEAHHHHH
Now only an interview left. Please....
If i fail this interview, no more tries.
Wish me luck.
From this point, all personal projects and requests will stop.6 -
Took the Amazon online test today. Aced technical and coding questions. But screwed up with aptitude questions. Fingers crossed. Wish me good luck.5
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I'm back bitches! And I'm having a second interview today! We'll see if I get the job! Wish me luck7
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Wish me luck!
If you wanna learn with me I'd love some company.
If you got some great tips let me know!
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As 22.2.22 is coming to an end, I've sent an email to request for another PhD position.
That's all.
Wish me luck.4 -
Started learning java again because I haven't coded java these past 2 semesters. Wish me Luck.giveMeLuck();6
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> Best part about working from home?
"People don't give me as much shit for having a wank during standups" - not me, but I wish it was7 -
About to do my first certification... Its an online test and I am nervous as fuck...
Wish me luck!!!12 -
Finally switched from Ubuntu to Arch. Wish me luck.
Finally switched from Ubuntu to Mac. Wish me luck.
Similar sentences, very different feelings!5 -
Starting to develop a feature that may eventually render a department in our company redundant. Wish me luck8
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My 5 years old pc died, had to pull out my 12 year old laptop back
Never used VIM
WISH ME LUCK BOIS
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Left my post as a software engineer in a Software Development company.
I’m now a Lead engineer in a consultancy.2 -
Dear DevRant,
Tomorrow, I get to defend my memory (the document I finished 3 weeks before deadline, remember?), which means that I am a month away to finish my studies forever. I am totally fucking scared but, heh, the key not to panick is to think it's already too late, just go til the end while avoiding saying bullshit as much as you can.
There are so much things I want to do, from sleeping one month straight, to shove my resignation letter in everyone's ass. Hopefully, everything will happen soon enough :)
I just want you to know that it feel so good to be a member of a community that is so relatable about anger you can feel everyday, it feels so good.
Love y'all, and wish me luck
@Drillan7672 -
The first ever actual book about software development and comp-sci theory that I am trying to read. Wish me luck!
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Continued from:
https://devrant.com/rants/975261/...
https://devrant.com/rants/989191/...
Heading to the interview place in 8 in the morning! Wish me luck!
Will keep updated.
Peace! (insert music here)6 -
Making CZenter, a secure entertainment system by me, for me hosted from my home.
(I wish I can finish it.)
*CZ = cozy
Bottom pic written with CZedit
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!rant
Going to negotiate my starting salary as a Junior Engineer/Consultant in 30 minutes.
Wish me luck!4 -
So I taught myself basic PHP in one day today after contemplating and realizing itll help me get the job I want. And i made a practice website with it today and im pretty proud of it so far.8
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My first rant. Very Happy to have people guiding newbies.
Starting with block chain (dapps) wish me luck. Any tips for beginners please let me know. 😀
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!rant
Yesterday was the first day of my final exams. (They are scheduled this whole week) First exam was programming on paper and it went surprisingly good. I'm pretty sure i made one or two minor mistakes but overall it should work. (3 tasks: program a calculator; program a car-showcase program and explain quicksort) We had 3 hours to do this and even though i needed them i didn't feel any pressure. That was really nice. Thank you for calming me down the last days/weeks and ensuring me that i can do this.
I hope today's going as smooth. Exam of the day is networks. Wish me luck^^8 -
I wish I could just disappear into a black hole when everyone around me is talking so that I can peacefully code :(3
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Tomorrow starts my 5th semester at HSLU (Hochschule Luzern). Halfway done! Wish me mental strength🙄8
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Working on Sunday because deadline is next week.
P.S. We got project yesterday.... Wish me luck.....2 -
So I've been interested in game development for a while, so going to spend the day diving into C++.
Wish me luck 😂21 -
Well look at me, high as fuck and drunk past reasoning fixing the production environment. Wish me luck.1
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Phone interview sprung on me in 2 hours from now. It's in devops. Just got called out of the blue.
Wish me luck4 -
Whenever I get a notification on devrant, deep down I wish it to be a mention ☺️
Expectations always drags me down.9 -
Using torrent for the FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE.
Wish me luck.
Download: less than 1MiB/sec
Upload: 50KiB/sec7 -
Next year I'm going to school where they will teach us Java during two whole years...
Wish me luck5 -
It’s the second maths pre-final exam today. Next after that - the finals.
I feel more ready than usual, I practiced more than I usually do before this test.
Wish me luck!4 -
Wish you all a Happy New Year! Being a part of this community has made me feel a sense of belonging and that I'm a part of something bigger! Seeing all your fuck ups made me feel better that in not the only one, seeing all your accomplishments motivated me to achieve more in life! I would like to take this moment to thank you all and to make me feel proud of being a dev! I wish you all an amazing new year and may you all get whatever you wish this new year!
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I accidentally fixed a CSS bug that has been bugging me for weeks. I wish it was always like this.1
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After a long break for studies, I'm finally gonna continue working on my game engine. Wish me good luck.😃😃7
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Got a pretty big maths test tomorrow morning. I’m actually a little scared because it’s a little too big for my liking, but I’ll have to manage.10
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Going to start my first internship tomorrow. My first exposure to real tech world. Hope everything goes well. Wish me luck! 🙏4
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So with my current windows heavy workload it is with a heavy heart that I commit to learning powershell. Wish me luck6
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Impulse bought a new toy. Wish me luck, lol
First impression is that it's IMMENSELY quieter than my 2 FDM printers
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Currently sitting in the lobby for my first interview for my bachelor in computer science.
Graduation is in june.
Wish me luck3 -
I'm re-applying to the same internship that ghosted me like 6 months ago, wish me luck!
I'll also take the chance to wish you luck and success with whatever you're working on and what you will work on2 -
Sometimes I wish that Google would let me set a flag like -defaultProgrammingLanguage so I stop correcting it everytime it gives me something different from than target language...2
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Time to lie through my teeth in my end of probation meeting about wanting to keep my job. Wish me luck!
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After like 15 odd years using MySQL I'm about to delve into the world of document orientated databases ... Wish me luck :)5
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Guys, wish me luck for tomorrow, I'm so nervous.
But thanks to everybody who gives me good advices and tips6 -
That sad moment when HR says we will call you back in next week and they don't call you.
(still waiting)24 -
After binge watching a whole season of Brooklyn Nine Nine I feel like producive again and ready for work.
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So... I'm sick. I have a fever, and just doesn't want to wear offa me. Wish me luck at fighting the beast, alrighty?2
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It takes me about 10 minuted to get into social media or any forum in which regular people can post shit and have a voice to wish for a plague or something.
Fuck man....starting to wish for a regulated internet. So much shit everywhere.7 -
!rant
After 4 - 5 months of learning webD, I am trying to build my first fullstack web application (simple chat one ).
My stack :
FRONTEND:
Vue.js + Materialize
Backend:
Express ( handling routes )
Mongoose/MongoDB ( Database )
Socket.io ( web sockets for real time connection )
JWT
Had dreamt of this 2 months ago where I built a basic front end using html and css, and now porting it to Vue is like a breeze.
Wish me luck and let's hope it doesnot become one of the unfinished projects. ( My university semester exams are coming up , would have to complete this as fast as possible ). I am also learning DSA + STL and aim to learn basic python syntax before holidays so that I can focus my time on ML during them. It's so fucking overloaded that I have my doubts ::((4 -
Today I'm deleting my GitHub account and all my projects and I'm going to live with Vegan Gains man. Wish me luck!4
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Put in my residence permit application and suddenly my todo list got very short. 👀
Wish me luck! 🤞6 -
Wish me luck, I'm returning back to Uni after a months long hiatus. Algorithms, Node and rest API awaits me 😓2
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!rant
Start my new job tomorrow, biggest one of my professional career by far! Uber excited!!
Wish me luck! 😊👍3 -
So I get three wishes, right? Great! I wish I lose 3 wishes.
By that logic I start at three, minus one for the wish, and then proceed to lose another three leaving me at -1. So by our logic, we’d be back at 3 due to underflow.
To exploit this, make one genuine wish and then ask to lose two wishes, underflowing again.
It’s all in how you play the game.8 -
Pursuing knowledge in python, as my first "real" programming language (does bash count? 😂) - wish me luck guys!
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I'm gonna try to use Microsoft Edge one more time at least for a week instead of Firefox… Wish me luck?8
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This is it, today I am getting one of my wisdom teeth removed. Wish me luck! Also, if I’m talking here, I just wanna say: I am officially moving away from SwiftUI and switching to UIKit. I’ve been constantly building my way around SwiftUI, constantly bypassing SwiftUI and adding UIKit layers around it. It has been such a headache using SwiftUI to construct such complicated views and I figured that the pace of development has been rapidly declining due to SwiftUI. I am going to rewrite the whole app again but in UIKit (it’s still native).
(Also, Floyd, sorry for the mistag again. :P)6 -
1. I wish you can help me find my Dev Jasmine
2. I wish she comes with Dev Abu/Iago
3. I wish you can be my friend Dev Genie
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Me: I wish I had more time to work on my own personal projects
Also me: *takes on 2 new clients this week alone*
I do this to myself 🙃 -
It's about valentine's day again. any idea what a single programmer like me can do?.
last year I made a chatbot app to wish me valentine's day 😂7 -
Uni::exams
Mid terms starting from tomorrow with two exams every day.
Wish me luck for Data Structures and COAL on first day3 -
Fucking Chrome. I wish him cancer to die soon. Yeah, please fucking give me as event target svg element! Well done!2
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Through pain, sweat, tears, sickness, blood, and endless confusion between Linux system and windows system configuration, and finally learning the fundamentals of a new language, I have officially broke ground on a new project. Here's to hoping it doesn't end in GitHub hell with the rest
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I am learning NestJS + MongoDB stack after spending 5+ years as a Laravel + MySQL dev.
Wish me luck or give me advice. Thanks in advance!10 -
Hey ranters!
Okay so uh, do you know about LFSRs (Linear Feedback Shift Registers)?
You may wish to tell me else burn me to a toast xD1 -
I wish someone could sing me a lullaby to sleep coz all I think now is how to solve tomorrow code assignment 😋1
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Choosing jobs that doesn’t have much volume of coding actually. I am gatherin rust-I wish there was a programming language for me...1
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I'm starting from today a bootcamp for improve my skills as developer.
Wish me luck, or time for the tasks...3 -
Just pushed the last commit about a work they asked me in the last job interview. Please wish me good luck!2
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Woohoo, time to nuke a server and build it into a docker host.
Heeeereeee we gooooo... wish me luck2 -
I wish,
I could write a Lambda Function
That Feeds me every time I open my mouth
on dining table.
#LazyDev
#LambdaIsLove <32 -
They're re-working all the teams tomorrow. Hopefully i dont get put somewhere absolutely dead-end.
Wish me luck, boys.2 -
Finishing this app we are developing and fixing all the technical debt from my first years in the company.
Wish me luck. 🤞1 -
Waiting in line for a CT scan of my wisdom teeth, I have to remove it.
Me and @hardfault in this bitch together.
Sigh.10 -
I'm doing it !
I WILL run current PROD projects in a preview 1. (Well, at least I will try).
Wish me luck !
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Writing my 2. exam tomorrow (1. one just slightly missed minimum of points)
in Algorithms and Data Structures... really want to succeed!
cuddling with my cat to reduce stress😌
wish me luck😅😓1
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