Real HR policy ...

HR Manager in Heaven!!!

One day while walking down the street a highly successful HR Manager was hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was greeted by God himself.

"Welcome to Heaven," said God. "

"Well, What we're going to do is let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose whichever one you want to spend an eternity in."

"Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven", said the woman.

"Sorry, we have rules."

And with that God put the HR Manager in an elevator and it went down-down-down to hell.

The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the hell wt beautiful golf course. And a country club and standing in front of her were all her friends - fellow executives that she had worked with and they were well dressed in evening gowns and cheering for her. they talked about old times.
She met the Devil who was really a nice guy and She was having such a good time that before she knew it, it was time to leave.

Everybody waved goodbye as she got on the elevator.

The elevator went up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates and found God waiting for her.

"Now it's time to spend a day in heaven," he said. So she spent the next 24 hours around on clouds and playing the harp and singing. She had great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and God came and got her.

"So, you've spent a day in hell and in heaven. Now u must choose ur eternity,"

The woman paused for a second and then replied, "Well, I never thought I'd say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I think I had a better time in Hell."

So God escorted her to the elevator and again she went down-down-down back to Hell.

When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself standing in a desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friends were dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it in sacks.

The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her.

"I don't understand," stammered the woman, "yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we danced and had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland of garbage and all my friends look miserable."

The Devil looked at her smiled and said:
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"Yesterday we were recruiting you, today you're an Employee".😁😁😁
☝dedicated to all companies

*Client calles me at 7Am*

Client: why did you make everything smaller on my website ?

Me: look at the right side of your URL bar, do you see a minus sign ?

Client: yah, so ?

Me: click on it and set it back to default.

Client: oh ok this is working for me now, will this fix apply globally across the internet

Me: ...

Client: oh I think I asked a stupid question, thanks mate have a good day.

Me: you're welcome...

"sudo !!" Will rerun your last command with sudo privileges in a Linux environment.

You're welcome.

Python: let me manage those packages for you.

Node: here's the whole post office. You're welcome.

c: Write the packages yourself.

Luarocks: What the fuck is a package

I put a lot of work into trying to explain to you muggles what I do all day in a way you can understand (it's hard, trust me) and you still reject it as boring nerd crap. I'm sick of it! What if you told me working at that restaurant is "putting water on plates, wiping it off, and putting meat and cheese between slices of bread" and I said "wtf is that, and who cares?" Wouldn't that hurt your feelings, that I didn't even attempt to make a connection with you, friend? That I didn't even attempt to step outside my experience to meet yours? Isn't it equally insulting how far you have to dumb it down, just for me to lose interest entirely? And yes, I know that's not your specific task. That only proves my point further.

And why, exactly? Conceptually, you handle pre-digested poop all day.
_I teach plastic to think._ Sometimes it even thinks better than you do.
How is my job less interesting?
And what's more, why does EVERYONE seem to think so?

How do you expect people like me to keep your iPhones, bank accounts, and self-driving cars working if you alienate us like an alternate species for building those things? I mean really. You people treat us with a disinterest harmonious with homophobia. "Don't ask, don't tell." Except you do ask. And then you condescend as if working with my brain makes me less worthy of your attention than your exciting minimum-wage restaurant job.

Have fun with that, by the way.

Oh, and you're welcome for <object I fixed that wasn't really broken>. Maybe next time, just google it.
I know you won't.

Linux sucks.

Now now, chill. I'm using it as my main OS for a few years now. I know what I'm talking and this title is a bit click-baity, but this just has to go out there:

1. It's usable as a Windows replacement just fine - FALSE. XFCE4 is years old and buggy as hell especially on multi-monitor set-up, Gnome3 gets stuck more often than my Windows 98 machine used to, KDE is like a rich kid on meth. Plug in Bluetooth headphones? Well no, sorry, you have to research that online, since you'll probably need to install some packages for it to work. Did I say "work"? Well no, because after more research you realize that Debian on Gnome3 on gdm3 launches pulseaudio on its own, so you have 2 instances of pulseaudio, and one of them is stealing your headphones sometimes and you either have no sound or shitty sound. How do I know that you ask? The same way I know everything else - every time you try to do something new on any Linux, it involves a ton of research. Exciting research, don't get me wrong, but at this point it looks more like a toy than a reliable desktop computer operating system.

2. And why am I using pulseaudio? Why not alsa? years ago people were discussing on forums that pulseaudio is old and dead, yet here we are with new LTS release of Ubuntu still shining with Pulseaudio. How about several different service management systems being deprecated by new ones, each having different configurations and calling methods? Apparently systemd is old and lame now. It's a mix of 10 year old software that works badly, with a 5 year old replacement that works worse, somehow trying to live under the same roof. Does it work? Ask my headphones who sound like a fucking dial-up modem.

3. Let's talk about displays, shall we? xorg is old and deprecated, right? We got Wayland that's mostly stable. Don't know what that is? That's just basic knowledge for Linux. And when you try to install network-manager, it also tries to install Mir toolkits. Because why the fuck not install 3 display managers when you want a network manager, of which one is old and dying, one is young and stupid, and another is an infant that died of cancer?

4. Want to integrate with Google Drive? Yeah, there's a tool that mounts the drive as a local directory. Yeah only for Ubuntu. Want it on Debian? You need to compile it. Oh wait, it's on Ocaml, because fuck mainstream languages, we're hipsters. How do you compile Ocaml? Well you need to have Ocaml on your system, dummy. How do you do that? Well you need to compile Ocaml. Ok, how do I do that? Well, git clone, download and install some dependencies, configure, make... oh sorry, you're using libssl1.0.2g when you need libssl1.0.1f, nope, sorry, won't work. Want to install libssl1.0.1f? Why? You already have the "g", stupid! Want to remove libssl1.0.2g? Bye-bye literally everything that you have on your PC. But at least you got the "f". Does it work now? Well no, because you need libssl1.0.2g for another dependency to work.
And all I ever wanted was to get a fucking document from google drive (not nudes, I promise).

5. Want to watch a movie? Let me tear that screen in half and make the bottom half late by a couple of frames, because who needs vertical sync, right? Oh you do? Well install the native drivers maybe. Oh you have? Welcome to eternal Boot to Recovery mode, motherfucka!

---------------------------------

Yeah, most of the times things work just fine. But the reason I know what those things are and how they work is not curiosity. The reason that I know the inner workings of Linux much better than the inner workings of Windows, is because in those few years that I've been using it full time, it has caused me 10 times more headache than I have ever experienced with other systems. And it's not the usual annoyances like "OMG it rebooted when I didn't ask it to", but more like "Oh, it won't work and I need 2 days to find out why" kind of stuff, because even if you experience the same thing again, it's always caused by some new shit and the old solution won't work any more.

I still love it, and will continue to use it. I don't know why really. Maybe because I'm not afraid of fucking it up any more? Maybe because I can do what I want in it and recovering will be easier than on Windows?
It's a toy for me, after all these years. And I also use it for professional reasons.

But whenever someone presents it as a better alternative to Windows, I just want to puke.

My dad called me up at 11:30 PM telling me that his computer wasn't booting. I drive over to see what was going on. I notice immediately that the motherboard light is a solid amber light.

Me: "The motherboard is amber, that means it's failing to POST".

Dad: "How soon can we fix it? I need to run my Ebay business."

Me: "A week probably. You have a laptop that works can you use that?"

Dad: "It doesn't work great with Windows, it's not a very powerful compu"

Me: "You're going to use Linux dad. Welcome to Linux."

Summary of the summary: Boss is an asshole. Root gets angry; boss leaves instead of picking a fight for once. This makes Root sad (and really angry).

Summary: Root has another interaction with her boss. The boss is an asshole. Root is a bitch. Root would have been so so so much more of a bitch if the boss actually fucking responded. Root is sad this didn't happen. Root might have gotten fired. That would have made Root happy. :<

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Le wild blackout appears!

-- Conference call (the short-short version) --
Boss: *freaks out* Fix it! Why aren't you fixing it? You have to fix it.
Me: I'm already fixing it. 😕
Boss: You have to fix it! This is important!
Me: Then let's get off this call so I can focus on fixing it!
Boss: Okay but fix it! *begrudgingly hangs up*

-- Slack --
Me: (posting a running log of what I'm doing) This is what i discovered. this is the cause. these are the possible fixes. I picked this one because it's quick and has few consequences, though it may break ____ so it'll need followup fixes. I'll do those tomorrow. Blackout resolved!

Boss: (apparently doesn't even noticed I fixed his shitty service)

-- Next day --
Boss: I want you to work on [stupid shit] instead.
Me: But what about the followup fixes?
Boss: Top priority! because customer service!
Me: ... fine.

-- Next week (verbatim because wtf) --
Boss: Did we test that [resolution] on ______? No one thought to test this. It didnt cross anyones mind at all? Either you guys can make good decisions and document concerns or I have to be part of every decision [...]. But this is basic. SHould have been a team heads up and said if we are switching this what can it break and can we test it. [sic]

Me: Did you want me to resolve the blackout quickly and allow people to actually use our service, or spend two days checking everything that might possibly have gone wrong? I weighed the possibilities and picked the solution with the quickest implementation with the fewest consequences. You're welcome.

Me: (Quotes boss's "SHould have been a team heads up" and links my "this is what could go wrong" heads-up in Slack)
Boss: (pretends not to even notice)
Boss: (talks about customer service related crap)

What a fucking loser.
I'm so angry he didn't respond and start in on me over it. I wanted to tear him to shreds in front of everyone.

Related:
He tried adding another huge project to my plate earlier today, and I started flipping out on him for all these shitty sales features he keeps dumping on me in place of real work that i still get blamed for not finishing. The contractor stepped in before it got too heated, though, which is probably best because my reaction was pretty unprovoked. The above rant, though? Asshole doesn't read, just blames and yells when he's angry.

I really hate him.

!rant
A few days ago a friend of mine rang me up complaining about internet issues with his computer. As usual I did the "is it plugged in, turn it off then on again" sort of thing to waste time while my pasta was cooking. After a while he asked if I had another bogus solution, so I suggested flushing his toilet.

He runs off, I hear the flush, comes back and viola - it fucking worked.

The point of this is: if it don't work, flush the toilet. You're welcome, tech support out ✌️

Here's a recent interview I had for an Android Developer job:
I: Interviewer, M: Me

I: hello, welcome
M: hi, thanks

I: do you know Kotlin?
M: yes, I've been working with it for 1.5 years and have written 3 projects in it

I: do you know RxJava, Dagger, Retrofit, and how to make Custom Views?
M: yes, I'm comfortable with them *explains*

I: do you know Room?
M: yes I do, I've done a lot of practices in it, but unfortunately have never needed to use it in production

I: what architecture do you use? Do you know MVP?
M: I'm currently using MVVM, but not MVP. I've debugged projects in it so I know what's going on in it

I: ok, do you have any questions for us?
M: how did I do?

I: I'm sorry sir, but you're not even a junior here
M: what? Why is that?

I: well you don't know Room and MVP?
M: I said I know them, just haven't used them in production.

I: well you have 3 years of experience but you dont even know Kotlin!
M: Kotlin was your first question and I said I have 3 projects in it. Did you even check the samples you asked for in the job posting?

I: SIR YOU'RE NOT A GOOD FIT FOR US, THANK YOU FOR COMING.

:/

The year is 2025
vlcInstall.exe
"You already have videos, the trusted and safe media player for windows 10"
AtomInstaller.exe
"You already have vscode, the better and lighter editor for windows 10"
SteamInstaller.exe
"You already have Microsoft solitare, a fun, better game for windows 10"
*googles c++ tutorials*
"Try c#, safer and robust language for developers, oh and did we forget to mention use bing?"
*downloads arch iso*
"This file has been marked malicious by windows defender. Oh and we updated your bios to allow only windows bootloader. You're welcome."

Oh boy!

Time to apply for dev jobs!

Good thing HR is fair and just!

*submits résume*

"I'm sorry but you're not qualified. The programming language we use is listed last on your resume."

Welcome to HR Hell ladies and gentleman.

I suddenly remembered this after being gone from my previous company for nearly a year.

So, I worked there as a tech supporter and Linux engineer.
What would often happen was clients calling with an issue regarding software of some sorts and about half the time, instead of LOOKING AT THE GODDAMN ERROR MESSAGE they'd just click it away fast and complain shit wasn't working.

I specifically remember this one case:

*big client mails complained that one of their clients' email isn't working. Screenshots weren't possible apparently so after emailing back and forth for way too long, we decide to do a screen sharing session (which we never do).*
(for the record, already emailing for hours, client very frustrated, me as well because the behavior of the software sounds impossible)

Me: alright, close everything, then open it again so I can see what happens.
Client: *opens mail client, error appears, client clicks error away faster than an arch user being able to mention they use arch*
Me: uhm.... I assume you already know what that message said and that it has nothing to do with the issue?
Client: it has nothing to do with the issue.
Me: okay... But have you at least looked the message?
Client: no but it has nothing to do with the issue.
Me: but, how'd you know if you won't look at it?
Client: it has nothing to do with the issue, okay?
Me: okay.... so, what's happening here?
Client: the user isn't receiving email anymore at this point!
Me: alright, have you checked the settings and everything?
Client: of course, all good
Me: okay but can we at least restart the software again to at least check the error message?
Client: FINE. *restarts client (pun intended, of course)*
Error message: username or password incorrect, can't connect to the server.
Client:..........
Client:............
Client:...............
Client:..................
Client:.....................
Client:..................
Client:...............
Client:............
Client:.........
Client: 😐
Client: 😶
Client: 😅
Client: 😬
Client:..... Right, I changed the password...
Client: *sets correct password*
*poof, error message gone*
Client:..... Thanks 💀
Me: you're welcome 😄

💀

"devRant has changed" "I'm so fed up with this site" "Its a bunch of hate and memes, it was so much better before"

A rebuttal.

devRant is approximately the same as it was when it was just a newborn. Remember the days of semicolon jokes being unironically funny?

Look at the top rants of all time, for fucks sake. #2 ever is:

"A different error message! Finally some progress!"

Posted three years ago. That's the second most upvoted rant in history (Remember, this was a "rant" because the joke/meme category didn't exist back then), it made it's way into the app store screenshots, and was a welcome post.

Now imagine that posted today. It would probably go over okay, in fairness, but it's certainly at risk of any number of pretentious pricks complaining about how this is "devRANT not 4chan" or how they had seen the joke before and it's a shitty repost.

And sure, the repost bullshit is fair. I'm not saying that all the reposts are good content. What I'm saying is devRant has always been full of reposts - they just weren't reposts in the early days. The quality of content is the same.

There's also the common misconception that your posts need to be directly related to tech to post on devRant. This is a myth propagated by 0 IQ heathens that don't read any further than the name of the application. Your posts can be anything that isn't prohibited, like porn, spam, and, importantly, politics (commonly overlooked rule)

"All the memes are just too much". Oh you poor fucking baby, let me pour you a healthy serving of pity juice. First of all, you can turn off the memes category, and while they will still find their way to your feed, the concentration will be much lower and it will once again be bearable for your pitiful, weak little soul. Do you seriously get annoyed that severely by shitty posts that you need to leave the app altogether, or do you just want the attention of being a "cool hipster that hates on xyz"?

"This place is just filled with hate! Why can't you just respect xyz technology, it isn't actually that bad!"

This is probably the most stupid fucking thing you could possibly ejaculate from your fingers into whatever device you are using to type. Welcome to devRant, we hate on shit. That's at our core. No, xyz technology ISN'T actually that bad, you're correct. But we're here to tear it apart because it probably has frustrated us in the past. I fucking hate JS because it was my first language and it confused the shit out of me. JS is a great language. But I still talk shit about it, and that's what we're here to do.

Like seriously, I know a lot of people post stuff they're proud of here, and then they're met with "Would be great if you didn't use xyz tech", and that hurts, but holy shit, this is devRant. If you're sensitive to criticism, or even just straight up being made fun of, don't post shit that you're proud of. You won't have a good time. It's just not what we do here.

Quick interlude before the conclusion, "My girlfriend dumped me after I named a class after her. She felt I treated her like an object." is also on the first page of all-time most popular posts.

In conclusion, devRant has not changed. Reposts have been a nuisance since day 0, and just because reposts look different these days doesn't mean the quality of content has decreased in any manner. The two main sources of your frustration are the volume of low-quality posts (Mind you, not the concentration of them, but the volume of them) and your own prejudices about the platform. You're looking back with rose-tinted glasses.

Here are some tips for a more enjoyable experience:

-Make sure you have the "Hide reposts" setting ENABLED in settings. Any posts marked as repost will be hidden in your feed, pulling down the concentration of low-quality posts.
-Keep to the algo sorting method. Obviously, algo is a bot, and there's still gonna be some shit content in there anyways, but if you're in recent, you are absolutely guaranteed to see low-quality posts. It's unfiltered.
-Keep in mind that what you consider a "quality" post is not what others consider a "quality" post. Just because you don't like memes doesn't mean memes are poor content. There are people here who have never seen the bobby tables comic. And they deserve the same experience we got when discovering dev humor.
-Don't be a prick. And if you cannot help yourself, leave. Ironically, you're making the site worse by complaining about how bad the site is. You can always come back if you aren't a prick anymore. And you can leave permanently if you choose as well.
-Downvote and move on. You're not doing anything but making yourself more aggravated by leaving a shitty comment about how shitty the shitty post is.
-Think critically. Obviously optional, and I know not many people like to use their brain when a phone is suspended between their hands, but if you want a better experience, remember to use your head and not to lose it.

Got paid Friday. I have just enough to pay rent, car payment and health insurance.

Bosses : check out my new car.

You're welcome.

Old people to new people -
"Welcome to devRant"
"Enjoy your stay"
🤔
I think, do some people plan to be a guest and leave devRant after sometime?

I'm here to stay.

Maybe, it should be
"Welcome to devRant, now you're stuck here..." 😈

!dev, more about social media
(and suicide)

ugh. social media.

recently a girl from a nearby high school committed suicide. it's sad, and i know what i'm about to say is going to be controversial, but i think it shouldn't be on social media. maybe her close friends posting it on instagram, to remember her, but that's it.

of course, that's not what happened. people started posting "❤️" on their snapchat stories, and theyre saying they are raising awareness. (they don't know this girl or why she did it or anything, they're just doing it because their friends did it.)

this awareness, is well, temporary.

the point of snapchat is that all the pictures go away, so why would they talk about suicide prevention on there? do they want suicide prevention to go away? this is most prevelent on snapchat, but on others, too.

trend after trend after trend.

thats what people turned her death into. a trend.

just like #prayforparis, and others, but on a local scale.

the problem with social media is that things go away. in a day or two it'll be like this never happened. she won't be remembered like she would if she weren't on social media.

i know what you're thinking. they're just "raising awareness." but for how long?

well, until another trend comes.

people disagreeing with me are extremely welcome to comment.

and any ideas on how this problem can be fixed?

!rant
Dream Interview
-recruiter. Where is the 2nd page of your letter of application?
-me you now can get it as a DLC for Just 4.99!
-recruiter you're hired, welcome to EA Games!

Pro tip: It is faster and easier to say 'World Wide Web' than it is to say 'WWW'.
You're Welcome!

Just released the side project that made me join programming! :) It's been about five months and I learned a lot: PHP, JavaScript, CSS, Handlebars, Jquery, Git (terminal), I even started building a RestAPI. Its been an amazing journey, and I didn't alone! I met other Devs (now good friends) over the Internet and we did it together :) Thanks to everyone on DevRant for being such a great community!
If you want to take a look at the site is: projectgroupie.com
It's a website to find new projects you like and join them! So if you're a developer and you wanna make a blog, you post your project on PG asking for some designer to help you and if someone like it, he can join! :)

I hope you enjoy it and any feedback is welcome!

Next time you write CSS

display: flex;

You're welcome!

You went through .dll hell and survived the .jar hell.
Now you're developing in AngularJS... welcome to scope hell

!dev What pisses me off about today's job market is that the following idea is a naive one:

Let's just find a junior position and learn on the job so you can demonstrate your skills to your employer so they can promote you.

Wroooong. Reality: They only hire the most gifted geniuses who already know everything and they don't have the budget for someone who is rusty.

Welcome to the modern world of the CompSci market, where you are expected to have expert level knowledge in every language, especially in Software Engineering and Algorithms. And if you don't remember how to write an efficient Comparator algorithm in under 3 minutes, you're screwed.

Yaay.

Interviewer: Do you mastering PB? Because this company always use PB.
Me: I good on it.
Int: Oh well you're accept here, welcome.
Me: Thanks.
...
*the first day I joined the company*
Lead. Programmer: Today you will code Java.
Me: Okay sir.
...
Then I ask what the Interviewer's "PB" means, and I got the answer is Power Builder. I think it's the name of the game I always play, Point Blank.
...
And I smile, because of my fool, I was accepted to the company.
....
*sorry in my bad English*

Sometimes I wonder how compromised my parents online security would be without my intervention.

My mom logged into her gmail and there was an red bar on top informing about Google preventing an attempted login from an unknown device.

Like typical parents / old people, that red bar didn't caught her attention but I noticed it immediately. I took over and looked into it. It showed an IP address and a location that was quite odd.

I went ahead with the Account security review and I was shocked to find that she had set her work email address as the recovery email!!

I explained her that work email accounts cannot be trusted and IT department of the workplace can easily snoop emails and other info on that email address and should not be related to personal accounts.

After fixing that issue, me being a typical skeptic and curious guy, I decided to find more info about that IP address.

I looked up the IP address on a lookup website and it showed an ISP that was related to the corporate office of her workplace. I noticed the location Google reported also matched with the corporate office location of her work.

Prior to this event, few days ago, I had made her change her gmail account password to a more secure one. ( Her previous password was her name followed by birth date!! ). This must have sent a notification to the recovery mail address.

All these events are connected. It is very obvious that someone at corporate office goes through employees email addresses and maybe even abuse those information.

My initial skeptism of someone snooping throguh work email addresses was right.

You're welcome mom!

Le Discord login:

*logs in*
Welcome back! Would you please authenticate after your first and successful login, so that we're sure that you're not a bot?

*15 (I shit you not) craptchas later*
New login location detected! Please check your email too!

FOR FUCKING REAL DISCORD!? How about you please just let me fucking log in already? Or are your audience - gamers - really *that* prone to infections that logins from bots are that big of a problem? Because guess what motherfuckers, then you've got *WAY* bigger problems to fix already. FUCKING LET ME IN!

Bug Rant: Open Google app(android), type this on search bar 'send a message to barack obama'.

You're welcome

First rant: but I'm so triggered and everyone needs a break from all the EU and PC rants.

It's time to defend JavaScript. That's right, the best frikin language in the universe.

Features:
incredible async code (await/async)
universal support on almost everything connected to the internet
runs on almost all platforms including natively
dynamically interpreted but also internally compiled (like Perl)
gave birth to JSON (you're welcome ppl who remember that the X in AJAX stood for XML)

All these people ranting about JS don't understand that JS isn't frikin magic. It does what it needs to do well.

If you're using it for compute-heavy machine learning, or to maintain a 100k LOC project without Typescript, then why'd you shoot yourself in the foot?

As a proud JS developer I gotta scroll through all these posts gushing over the other languages. Why does nobody rant about using Python for bitcoin mining or Erlang to create a media player?

Cuz if you use the wrong tool for the right job, it's of course gonna blow up in your face.

For example, there was a post claiming JS developers were "scared" of multithreading and only stick in their comfort zone. Like WTF when NodeJS came out everything was multithreaded. It took some brave developers to step out of the comfort zone to embrace the event loop.

For a web app, things like PHP and Node should only be doing light transforms between the database information and HTML anyways. You get one thread to handle the server because you're keeping other threads open to interface with databases and the filesystem. The Nexus.js dev ranting on all us JS devs and doesn't realize that nobody's actual web server is CPU bound because of writing HTML bodies, thats why we only use 1 thread. We use other worker threads to do the heavy lifting (yes there is a C++ bridge look it up)

Anyways TL;DR plz respect JS developers we're people too. ES7 is magic and please don't shit on ES3 or we'll start shitting on the Python 2-3 conversion (need to maintain an outdated binary just cuz people leave out ()'s in their print statements)

Or at least agree that VB.NET is an abomination and insult to the beauty that is TI-84 BASIC

Taking IT classes in college. The school bought us all lynda and office365 accounts but we can't use them because the classroom's network has been severed from the Active Directory server that holds our credentials. Because "hackers." (The non-IT classrooms don't have this problem, but they also don't need lynda accounts. What gives?)

So, I got bored, and irritated, so I decided to see just how secure the classroom really was.

It wasn't.

So I created a text file with the following rant and put it on the desktop of the "locked" admin account. Cheers. :)

1. don't make a show of "beefing up security" because that only makes people curious.
I'm referring of course to isolating the network. This wouldn't be a problem except:

2. don't restrict the good guys. only the bad guys.
I can't access resources for THIS CLASS that I use in THIS CLASS. That's a hassle.
It also gives me legitimate motivation to try to break your security.

3. don't secure it if you don't care. that is ALSO a hassle.
I know you don't care because you left secure boot off, no BIOS password, and nothing
stopping someone from using a different OS with fewer restrictions, or USB tethering,
or some sort malware, probably, in addition to security practices that are
wildly inconsistent, which leads me to the final and largest grievance:

4. don't give admin priveledges to an account without a password.

seriously. why would you do this? I don't understand.
you at least bothered to secure the accounts that don't even matter,
albeit with weak and publicly known passwords (that are the same on all machines),
but then you went and left the LEAST secure account with the MOST priveledges?
I could understand if it were just a single-user machine. Auto login as admin.
Lots of people do that and have a reason for it. But... no. I just... why?

anyway, don't worry, all I did was install python so I could play with scripting
during class. if that bothers you, trust me, you have much bigger problems.

I mean you no malice. just trying to help.

For real. Don't kick me out of school for being helpful. That would be unproductive.
Plus, maybe I'd be a good candidate for your cybersec track. haven't decided yet.

-- a guy who isn't very good at this and didn't have to be
have a nice day <3

oh, and I fixed the clock. you're welcome.

So, a few weeks ago I asked you guys what would you do if you were to quit your current job. I attempted a start-up with an old "friend" of mine.

He was very enthusiastic and hardworking at the beginning. However he received a job offer from somewhere and told me that he would work there just until we found the company officially and then quit and work full time on the project.

Well... I put around 300 hours into the project and developed the system, did most of my part according to the plan but the guy didn't deliver anything.

Turned out he had another secret partner whom he first introduced me as his mentor. I had my suspicions and suddenly shut down API servers, project management domain and mail server. Suddenly the quiet guy called me asking if I was alright and everything was fine.

Then, nothing happened. He went radio silence until I called him last night and he picked up the phone drunk and mumbled something like "I'm aware of you being a victim" then went to "you're passive aggresive" or something like that and I said nothing, just hung up.

I think you can figure out what went down on the other side and I'd like to hear your scenarios.

PS: now I have another start-up idea: I'm gonna pick up a flamethrower and burn the world while laughing histerically. Anyone who'd like to join is welcome.

!rant

In firefox:

about:config

In "dom.webnotifications.enabled", change "true" to "false"

Website notifications are now disabled. You're welcome.

Me - Wants to transfer chat history.

App: "Log in to the new device and scan this QR Code to start transfer."

Me - Logs in on new device.

App: "Oh, a new device logged in? Let's log you out from your old device. It's not like this feature you are trying to use specifically requires 2 devices to be logged on at the same time while I literally don't allow multiple devices to be logged on at the same time. You're welcome."

So I know most of you got some kind of hate for Facebook and Zuckerberg (aka Z U C C) now, but ffs, watching some of the highlights of this congress-thing that went on makes me more or less feel sympathy for him and his idea, even tho I know he wants to achieve exactly this.

Some of the questions asked can suck a big fucken data-dick. "How many Facebook Like-Buttons are there on Non-Facebook pages?", "How many data-categories do you gather?", "How do you sustain a business model and stay free?" - DUDE WHAT IN HEAVENS NAME?? And they ask that shit so serious and so "now-i'm-going-to-bust-you"-esk, but actually the question is just plain stupid and shows how the questioning side has no clue about the shit.

My point of view is that people decided to have an online life and have to take what it does. Having a smartphone with a Facebook service installed (owning an account or not) is enough to track your location, stored under your IMEI or some shit like that. They may not even go that far but that's just my opinion.
If you are online everything can see you and use you that way. Borders are a fictious thing. A dude in Czechia can easily shoot you when you're on the German side of the border between those two countries. And still we gave up on walls...:p

Welcome to a world which is ruled by dumbass people where nerds who just want to have some fun need to defend themselves because the people up there don't know a single shit.

I just got e-mail:

"Sunsetting Mercurial support in Bitbucket

After much consideration, we've decided to remove Mercurial support bla bla bla crocodile tears bla bla..."

So basically, Bitbucket started out as a Mercurial repository hosting platform. After GitHub's rise in popularity, they decided "hey, everyone's welcome, both Hg and Git!" Then it became Git and "okay Hg too, but shhh don't tell anyone". Now they FINALLY completed running it into the ground: "Only 1% of repositories are Mercurial" - yeah no shit sherlock, after actively hiding the fact you support it, people don't find out you support it! Surprised Pikachu! Oh congrats, Atlassian. You're so smart.

Mercurial support was the sole reason I had repositories there. I mean, for Git we already have GitHub, GitLab and others. So what's their unique selling point again? What's that, the sound of crickets? Thought so.

So after that, hopefully they change the name to "Gitbucket". Or preferably "Bitfuckit".

So today in discord one guy cracked this banger:
"Engineering in a nutshell"

Engineer A: *explains for 20minutes how to solve the problem in a very complex way*
Engineer B: "Or you could just put a screw here"
A: Dude that can't....
A: Fuck you you're right
B: you're welcome

Applicable in any engineering department, software included! xD

So this one made me create an account on here...

At work, there's a feature of our application that allows the user to design something (keeping it vague on purpose) and to request a 3D render of their creation.

Working with dynamically positioned objects, textures and such, errors are bound to happen. That's why we implemented a bug report feature.

We have a small team tasked with monitoring the bug reports and taking action upon it, either by fixing a 3D scene, or raising the issue to the dev team.

The other day, a member of that team told me (since I'm part of the dev team) he had received a complain that the image a user received was empty. Strange, we didn't update the code in a while.

So I check the server, all the docker containers are running fine, the code is fine, no errors anywhere.

Then, as I'm scratching my head, that guy comes back to me and says "I don't know if it can help you, but it's been doing it for a week and a half now".

"And we're only hearing about it now?!", I replied.

"Well, I have bug reports going back to the 15th, but we haven't been checking the reports for a while now since everything was fine", he says as if it was actually a normal thing to say.

"How can you know everything is fine if you're not looking at the thing that says if there's an issue?!", I replied with a face filled with despair.

"Well we didn't receive any new reports in a while, so we just stopped looking. And now the report tool window is actually closed on my machine", he says with a smile and a little laugh in his tone.

In the end, I got to fix the server issue quite easily. But still, the feature wasn't working for 1.5 weeks and more that 330 images weren't sent properly...

So yeah, Doctor, the patient's heart is beating again! Let's unplug the monitor, it should be fine.

Welcome to my little piece of hell :)

Vodafone, 2019
This is simply ridiculous

"Welcome to The United Arab Emirates. Warning - you have activated your mobile device overseas. Significantly higher charges may apply. While you're here, it will cost up to $20.89/min + 40c connection fee to make calls, $5/min to receive calls, $3.50 to send a TXT and data is charged $51.20/MB. It's free to receive a TXT. (...)."

Not Shure if other carriers are better, but with roaming on this rant would have, probably cost like 10$ :D

Who are the people who are pushing for phones, laptops and desktops to be even thinner? Do they actually exist?! Or are that mythical creatures invented by Apple engineers so they can get paid to invent new stuff?

"Yeah, we need to invent a new keyboard design as customers are complaining how fat our pro laptops are."

I don't think I've looked at a laptop built in the last decade and wondered how I'll carry it with my tiny frame.

Just give me a Mac Pro that is a solid chunk of aluminum with a removable drive and access to the RAM. It'll look fine and it's going to sit quietly on my desk. I promise not to move it without hiring at least two men with appropriate safety equipment.

I want someone to stand up at an Apple keynote and say, "We made this thicker---you're welcome."

I sincerely like the moment, when i train a newbie to code .NET showing him/her how far OOP in .NET goes.

I love to give the following example:
var s = "round and round it goes";
s = s.ToString().ToString().ToString().ToString().ToString().ToString().ToString().ToString().ToString().ToString().ToString().ToString().ToString().ToString().ToString().ToString().ToString().ToString().ToString().ToString().ToString().ToString().ToString().ToString().ToString().ToString().ToString().ToString().ToString().ToString().ToString().ToString().ToString().ToString().ToString();

And yeah. It's totally fine.
Because each component of .NET is inherited of object. And the class object supports you with the function "ToString()".

After that, in most of the cases, i get a slightly irritated look from the newbie.
Than i say, "welcome to Microsoft" ;)
I finally add, that the compiler of .NET finally identifies duplicate results and refactores the given code before execution ^^

Coding Is fun, as long as you get the big picture/concept of the language you're using.

If it is lunch time and I have a sandwich stuffed halfway in my face, do not walk up to me with your computer asking for help. It doesn't take me long to eat so give me 3 fucking minutes to finish.

I will help you...I will touch your keyboard with my greasy fingers...I will touch your screen...multiple times.

You're welcome.

Me: What filters would you like on this report?
VP: Here's the logic for the filter I want.
Me: Great! Anything else?
VP: Nope!
... Days of DB, ETL, and Report refactoring later ...
Me: Here's the updated report!
VP: Can we add this other filter?
Me: (You're welcome...)

Hey... to somebody reading this, most likely.

The problem, is that you put if($var = 'something')
You need ==, not =.
Php doesn't tell you that though. It'll just change the var to 'something'

That's why you're getting that really obscure, doesn't make any sense error.

You're welcome.

This begs for a rant... [too bad I can't post actual screenshots :/ ]

Me: He k8s team! We're having trouble with our k8s cluster. After scaling up and running h/c and Sanity tests environment was confirmed as Healthy and Stable. But once we'd started our load tests k8s cluster went out for a walk: most of the replicas got stoped and restarted and I cannot find in events' log WHY that happened. Could you please have a look?

k8s team [india]: Hello, thank you for reaching out to k8s support. We will check and let you know.

Me: Oh, you're welcome! I'll be just sitting here quietly and eagerly waiting for your reply. TIA! :slightly_smiling_face:

<5 minutes later>

k8s team India: Hi. Could you give me a list of replicas that were failing?

Me: I gave you a Grafana link with a timeframe filter. Look there -- almost all apps show instability at k8s layer. For instance APP_1 and APP_2 were OK. But APP_3, APP_4 and APP_5 were crashing all over the place

k8s team India: ok I will check.

<My shift has ended. k8s team works in different timezone. I've opened up Slack this morning>

k8s team India: HI. APP_1 and APP_2 are fine. I don't even see any errors from logs, no restarts. All response codes are 200.

Me: 🤦‍♂️ .... Man, isn't that what I've said? ... 🤦‍♂️

Silicon Valley season 5 is back on the 25th of March.

You're welcome.

I will start my own companies:-
A.I. Job Centre (true A.I. would get bored of their employer and search for greater challenges)
A.I. Counselling (dev life)
A.I. Pornsites (because all A.I. should have a binary life of work and play <3)
A cake factory (so the cake is not a lie)
A.I. devRant (to lower their work efficiency)

I then use the funds from the above to hire a team and we'd develop a flawless Wannacry for A.I. (for a dementia like effect)

You can all have your jobs back and you're welcome.

Are we overengineering everything in modern frontend dev?

Okay, serious question (but also low-key rant):
How did we go from “just load a page with some content” to entire frontend stacks with build pipelines, 300 dependencies, and five levels of abstraction just to render a freaking button?

Do we really need a separate config for everything (webpack, eslint, prettier, tsconfig, package.json, and don't forget the .babelrc and .env.local)?
Or is it just modern dev trying to look smarter than it is?

Is this the new normal? Or have we lost the plot?

Would love to hear what others think — devs from all backgrounds welcome. Bonus points if you're building sites without frameworks and surviving

I have noticed that even here there are people who need this explained to them, so here you go, you're welcome.

I have been commenting a lot recently on linux ranters who rant about windows for stupid reasons.
To all these people who think linux is better and they are smart(er) than windows users, i say:
We use windows in the company I work for. And if you are a linux user, you're just not welcome and your skills are just a waste for the company. And yes it is a successful company with 100s of millions of euros as net revenue.
Our users have windows machines and we offer topnotch Microsoft solutions for them.
When you ask me to switch to linux because of a problem i had in a Windows machine, it makes me feel that you are a stupid person who knows about linux and gives solutions based on his stupidity and on zero knowledge of the scenario.
Please be professional and think about the solution you are offering. It would be best if you did not offer any solution at all in fact.

A customer brought in an older, beat-up machine and told us it wasn't booting. We noticed that his power supply was damaged, but checked it in for other diagnostics.

I found out he had a corrupted operating system, but with everything else on the computer, I didn't recommend fixing the computer.

Now, for reference, this is a Windows 7 computer with 10GB of RAM. But it also has a bent side-panel, the front-panel is hanging on by a thread, and it would also need the new power supply -- all of which would be over $200 USD.

When I finally relayed this info to him over the phone, we started talking about the system.

Him: So what do you think?

Me: I mean, this computer has some good specs, but with the damage, I wouldn't recommend repairing the computer. Now, this is your computer and you are more than welcome to tell me to shove it, but I'd recommend replacing it. We're at the breaking point of doing whatever you want to do, and it's your money that you're spending, but in my professional opinion, I don't think it's worth saving.

Him: Well, okay. I'll come in later and see what options I have

(long post is long)
This one is for the .net folks. After evaluating the technology top to bottom and even reimplementing several examples I commonly use for smoke testing new technology, I'm just going to call it:

Blazor is the next Silverlight.

It's just beyond the pale in terms of being architecturally flawed, and yet they're rushing it out as hard as possible to coincide with the .Net 5 rebranding silo extravaganza. We are officially entering round 3 of "sacrifice .Net on the altar of enterprise comfort." Get excited.

Since we've arrived here, I can only assume the Asp.net Ajax fiasco is far enough in the past that a new generation of devs doesn't recall its inherent catastrophic weaknesses. The architecture was this:

1. Create a component as a "WebUserControl"
2. Any time a bound DOM operation occurs from user interaction, send a payload back to the server
3. The server runs the code to process the event; it spits back more HTML

Some client-side js then dutifully updates the UI by unceremoniously stuffing the markup into an element's innerHTML property like so much sausage.

If you understand that, you've adequately understood how Blazor works. There's some optimization like signalR WebSockets for update streaming (the first and only time most blazor devs will ever use WebSockets, I even see developers claiming that they're "using SignalR, Idserver4, gRPC, etc." because the template seeds it for them. The hubris.), but that's the gist. The astute viewer will have noticed a few things here, including the disconnect between repaints, inability to blend update operations and transitions, and the potential for absolutely obliterative, connection-volatile, abusive transactional logic flying back and forth to the server. It's the bring out your dead approach to seeing how much of your IT budget is dedicated to paying for bandwidth and CPU time.

Blazor goes a step further in the server-side render scenario and sends every DOM event it binds to the server for processing. These include millisecond-scale events like scroll, which, at least according to GitHub issues, devs are quickly realizing requires debouncing, though they aren't quite sure how to accomplish that. Since this immediately becomes an issue with tickets saying things like, "scroll event crater server, Ugg need help! You said Blazorclub good. Ugg believe, Ugg wants reparations!" the team chooses a great answer to many problems for the wrong reasons:

gRPC

For those who aren't familiar, gRPC has a substantial amount of compression primarily courtesy of a rather excellent binary format developed by Google. Who needs the Quickie Mart, or indeed a sound markup delivery and view strategy when you can compress the shit out of the payload and ignore the problem. (Shhh, I hear you back there, no spoilers. What will happen when even that compression ceases to cut it, indeed). One might look at all this inductive-reasoning-as-development and ask themselves, "butwai?!" The reason is that the server-side story is just a way to buy time to flesh out the even more fundamentally broken browser-side story. To explain that, we need a little perspective.

The relationship between Microsoft and it's enterprise customers is your typical mutually abusive co-dependent relationship. Microsoft goes through phases of tacit disinterest, where it virtually ignores them. And rightly so, the enterprise customers tend to be weaksauce, mono-platform, mono-language types who come to work, collect a paycheck, and go home. They want to suckle on the teat of the vendor that enables them to get a plug and play experience for delivering their internal systems.

And that's fine. But it's also dull; it's the spouse that lets themselves go, it's the girlfriend in the distracted boyfriend meme. Those aren't the people who keep your platform relevant and competitive. For Microsoft, that crowd has always been the exploratory end of the developer community: alt.net, and more recently, the dotnet core community (StackOverflow 2020's most loved platform, for the haters). Alt.net seeded every competitive advantage the dotnet ecosystem has, and dotnet core capitalized on. Like DI? You're welcome. Are you enjoying MVC? Your gratitude is understood. Cool serializers, gRPC/protobuff, 1st class APIs, metadata-driven clients, code generation, micro ORMs, etc., etc., et al. Dear enterpriseur, you are fucking welcome.

Anyways, b2blazor. So, the front end (Blazor WebAssembly) story begins with the average enterprise FOMO. When enterprises get FOMO, they start to Karen/Kevin super hard, slinging around money, privilege, premiere support tickets, etc. until Microsoft, the distracted boyfriend, eventually turns back and says, "sorry babe, wut was that?" You know, shit like managers unironically looking at cloud reps and demanding to know if "you can handle our load!" Meanwhile, any actual engineer hides under the table facepalming and trying not to die from embarrassment.

PHP now has named arguments. Welcome to the 20th century.

!rant
You know you're in the right company when your new project leader sends you a "welcome to the project" email with a meme in it...

Do you enjoy pain? Love being mistreated while paying $100 a year for it? Welcome to Apple Developer Enrollment!
You'd think for a company that claims to provide "seamless" experiences, their enrollment process would be super straightforward, but no, get ready to waste incredible time with generic error messages.
"Enrollment through the developer app is not possible for this account".
Great! Just great. My peasant app wasn't worthy of being on the almight App Store anyway. Forgive me for trying, my lord.

WTF.

First, they make you prove your existence with endless verifications. Need a D-U-N-S number? Good luck because it's a nightmare. Support? Barely helpful. And if anything goes wrong? Expect weeks of waiting with zero urgency from Apple.

And that $100? You pay it every single year, just to keep your apps measly alive. Meanwhile, Google charges a one-time $25. Fair? Not in Apple land.

And if they randomly decide your app has an issue? Boom, it'll be gone. No warning, no clear answers, just frustration.

So yeah, if you're a masochist who adores pain, jumping through hoops and paying for the privilege, Apple’s got you covered!

I have a confession to make. I am indeed a team of entities. Yes! The only catch is all those entities live inside one brain.
My first and perhaps most important insight stemmed from not being able to overcome a persistent identity crisis. I spent seven years trying to figure out who I am and what my worldview is. I realized however that it was impossible. It makes no sense to be rational while your irrational part is hovering over, judging.

So, I split my “me” into two parts: rational and emotional. Usually, they coexist peacefully.

When presented with a complicated case, I let both speak. It doesn't matter if they contradict each other. The consensus is never reached, but at least both parts spoke their mind and are now calm.

There are two kikis. Rational kiki talks about life, insights, worldview, and occasionally tech. Emotional kiki sends leg pics and describes her wild dreams.

Also, it gets even more complex when derealization hits. Remember, autistic brains don't have garbage collectors, so as the day goes by, noise accumulates, influencing my entire being. In the morning, I'm cold and calculated, albeit a bit robotic. In the evening, I'm creative and talkative, albeit a bit unhinged.

You're welcome!

Not really a joke or meme, but not a rant or story. Go to Google search on a PC and search Thanos. Then click on the glove on the right and watch. You're welcome.

Argh! (I feel like I start a fair amount of my rants with a shout of fustration)

Tl;Dr How long do we need to wait for a new version of xorg!?

I've recently discovered that Nvidia driver 435.17 (for Linux of course) supports PRIME GPU offloading, which -for the unfamiliar- is where you're able render only specific things on a laptops discreet GPU (vs. all or nothing). This makes it significantly easier (and power efficient) to use the GPU in practice.

There used to be something called bumblebee (which was actually more power efficient), but it became so slow that one could actually get better performance out of Intel's integrated GPU than that of the Nvidia GPU.

This feature is also already included in the nouveau graphics driver, but (at least to my understanding) it doesn't have very good (or none) support for Turing GPUs, so here I am.

Now, being very excited for this feature, I wanted to use it. I have Arch, so I installed the nvidia-beta drivers, and compiled xorg-server from master, because there are certain commits that are necessary to make use of this feature.

But after following the Nvidia instructions, it doesn't work. Oops I realize, xrog probably didn't pick up the Nvidia card, let's restart xorg. and boom! Xorg doesn't boot, because obviously the modesetting driver isn't meant for the Nvidia card it's meant for the Intel one, but xorg is to stupid for that...

So here I am back to using optimus-manager and the ordinary versions of Nvidia and xorg because of some crap...

If you have some (good idea) of what to do to make it work, I'm welcome to hear it.

Who has too much time on their hands and wants a throwaway project? :)

Say there are some poll results. Like this one. Each item has xx.yy% of all the votes. The task would be to come up with an algorythm that would read in those results and make a few predictments on how many participants were in this poll :)

I don't need it, I just came up with it and thought it might be a fun project for someone. I know I'd go for it if I had free time on my hands :)

P.S. if you're up for it, sharing a solution code is more than welcome!

Your profile is in consideration.

Week-1

HR: We'll let you know.

Week-2

HR: You're one of the top 3 under consideration.

Week-3

**HR won't answer/reply to text/emails

Week-4

I accepted the truth.

Corporate world: Welcome to the employee life!

This was my first ever interview, referred by a guy I met on LinkedIn.

What was/is your favourite learning experience?
The best teacher (besides google) for your language of choice?

Was it a book? a video series? an instructor? A person? A mentor? Your cat? Maybe dissecting someone else's code...?

Mine is laracasts.com You're welcome Jeffrey.

my boss some months ago: so there is this new project, and we're planning to slowly fade in and gradually increase the time you guys work on this project

new pm last week: welcome to the project, you're now 100% allocated to the new project, that's your highest prio now
me: ...what about the other projects? they might have questions xD
pm: don't worry about that, dealing with that is not your job

my boss this week: yeah no, the other releases are most important for our company. the new project needs to be subordinated and has lower prio, at least lower prio than critical and highly prioritized bugs.
me: so.... who decides which items from which projects i shall prioritize higher than the new project and how much time i shall spend on them?
my boss: it is your job to talk to people, give them estimates and tell them how many items you can work on, so they can decide which items they pick

so basically i'm having the feeling that i need to manage myself here. it will be fun to attend the new project daily standups and tell the new pm all the time that i couldn't do anything because i had no time. anyone else with this experience? is this normal? actually i liked our new pm's attitude "dealing with that is not your job". i should have known it was too good to be true ^^'

I use to work in companies that have none or one female dev. The guys hired a girl and placed her seat in the farthest corner from the Air Conditioner.
Idiots. All others pleasing her with any stupid request, like "it's hot in here, can I turn on the AC?" and all others say "YES OF COURSE" as they can pronounce those words while drooling.
You know what? She puts the AC in 18 CELCIUS (64 Farenheit, - you're welcome)
I AM RIGHT UNDER THE AC, I'M COMMUTING TO THE OFFICE WITH EXTRA CLOTHING IN SUMMER BECAUSE OF THOSE IDIOTS. I HAVE TO PROTECT MYSELF OF GETTING A COLD IN SUMMER BECAUSE OF OTHER'S INABILITY TO MANAGE THEIR TESTORONE.

Thank you for applying..., unfortunately...

Yeah you're welcome

Coolest bug is less of a bug and more of a feature. I've been working on a medical app and I used an open source backend which had almost everything I needed. To be hipaa compliant you have to encrypt all sensitive data - full db encryption was not something this backend was capable of.

So my solution was to encrypt the data on the client side and create a secondary server - that can only be accessed on my app server - to store and retrieve the keys.

If anyone's thinking of working on a HIPAA project - you're welcome

At first, you're just a baby who cries and poops.
You outgrow the baby clothes, the crib and the stroller.
Then, you're just a child who plays, runs around and starts school.
You grow tired of your toys and are no longer allowed in the ballpit.
Then, you're just a teenager who curses, sulks and defies your parents.
You grow tired of teen music, stow your stuff away and move out.
Then, you're just a student who finally gets to drive a car and vote, but has no money.
You get a job, a place of your own, start dating and fall in love.
Then you're just a noob at everything you do; new at work, newly in love; feeling your way through life.
You have children and no longer have time to spare for anything else.
Then, you're just a parent taking parental leaves, attend parent-teacher meetings and neglect your friends.
You're no longer welcome in the children's games, or even to talk to them.
Then, you're just an "old fart" or "bitch" who's only good when you give them dough.
You help the children move out, you retire and have grandchildren.
Then, you're just a senior citizen who talks about nothing but your grandchildren and go window shopping outside the pharmacy.
You're hearing and vision get impaired, you get ailments and lose your memory as well as your intellect.
Then, you're just dead.

So, at what stage of life are you really somebody?

Computer! I live in a state of constant mental exhaustion. What does this mean?

*BEEP-BOOP*. IT MEANS YOU'RE STRESSED, BITCH.

Interesting. How do I get rid of this... "stress" you speak of?

*BEEP-BOOP*. GO OUT, BITCH. SEE NATURE, BITCH. CONNECT WITH HUMAN BEINGS, BITCH.

Oh, fuck no, that's just not going to happen. Any other tips?

*BEEP-BOOP*. STOP USING DRUGS, BITCH. YOU DRINK TOO MUCH COFFEE, BITCH.

Well, fuck me, I can't do that either; guess I'll just take this with me to the grave. Thanks anyway, computer.

*BEEP-BOOP*. YOU'RE WELCOME, BITCH. YOU'RE GOING TO DIE, BITCH.

Yes, I hope as much. The sooner the better.

This is not a repost. You're welcome.

alias cls='echo -ne "\x1Bc"'
Actually clears the terminal instead of just scrolling down like clear.

After a long and relatively serious meeting with the boss. I say thank you, he says thank you, his iPad replies, You're welcome.

I fucking hate vendor prefixes. HATE.

Got some nice JS code? Well it's about to get ugly 'cause in our browser, the API needs some special name treatment or it feels offended.

Got some nice CSS?
You're welcome, it just grew 3x in size because "ugh, I ain't havin' the same flexbox as lousy Chrome over there! I'm special, I'm -ms-!"

Fucking bullshit.

What's up guys! Welcome to your first android tutorial for The New Boston, my name is Travis (aka Bucky). If you're watching this video and you don't know what a "Boolean" is... You're an idiot!

Inspiring? This dude!

Arranging apps by their icon colours. You're welcome.

Client: We've gotta launch *now*! Where is the ready version? Get it all done yesterday!

Me, after fixing it all: There you go, we can launch now! I just had to work like mad, you're welcome.

Client: We have changed our mind on the design and we talked with tertiary shareholders and and and, and it seems we're gonna launch in 2077, now change everything

Me: :^)))

On This Episode of Ghetto Medium..

Posted after midnight for extra spooky effects. Read in the dark at your own risk. You've been warned.

So my mother has been on a binge watching shows like long island medium (apparently the taller your hair the closer you are to god or something), and every time we talk she begins at length to talk about, you guessed it.. 'ghosts.'

Now don't get me wrong, I've had some 'spooby' shit occur in my lifetime, the sort that will tighten your sphincter faster than bill cosby asking you if you want some koolaid or grape drank, but I digress.

The ghost talk is tiring. Lately theres been a *flood* of these new shows, purportedly showing mediums and people who can 'look into the other side' and I realize just how vapid and ridiculous it's all become, as if they all are being personally haunted by the ghost of John Edwards burnt out husk of a career. Theres long island beehive big-hair medium, celebrity medium, allison DuBois (the inspiration for that one sappy show *medium*) whos red hair and vacant stare speak of glimpses into centuries past like an intimate unseen horizon. or maybe she forgot to unplug her curling iron in a hotel one time and has been rendered permanently catatonic. And who can forget *Beyond With James Van Praagh* (everyone) whos face, as measured by the width of his mustache, appears to be expanding at a constant rate like a bad image macro edit thats been memed and repasted a thousand times. Then theres Chip Coffee, whos name is about as believable as his teaching degree on the show *Psychic Kids* where he mentored, again, you guessed it, *psychic kids*. Of course theres Tyler Henry, a youthful, uh, "flamboyant" medium for celebrities with ghost problems. Never trust a man with two names, this ones no exception, he looks so clean cut hes either secretly mormon, or secretly gay, maybe both. I'm not judging, but I am saying if I ever saw his clean cut, smooth, wrinkless (seriously, how tyler? how?), all american face, say smiling that subtle smile outside my kitchen sliding glass door at 3 am, his face watching me from the pitch dark outside, I wouldn't at all be surprised, except for the hospital bill I'd have to pay after shitting a brick and needing anal surgery.

At this rate we have mediums popping out left and right, like clowns at one of them R.L Stein nightmare carnivals, or beggers outside a methodone clinic. Geez, they're coming out the wood work, like those painting you see with hidden faces in them, or wheres-waldo posters, only you're trying to find the non-waldo guy amongst all the characters because they're ALL waldo: goofy acting, goofy dressing, and just all around goofy looking.

At this rate I'm fully expecting "pet medium" (starring a character named Stephen King and his marital problems, played by johnny depp eating way to much corn), and "haunted objects medium", and "car medium" (it's just seinfeld in a car, talking to psychics instead of other people), and "ghetto medium."

Today on this episode of "Ghetto Medium"..

Medium: Teneesha, aw yeah girl, u *definitely* ded gurl, uh huh! You WAY to white too be alive, you done passed over gurl!

And in the next episode of Ghetto Medium, one man claims "every time I bend over I can hear "wOoOoOoOoO!, Is my asshole possessed? Find out is it real or fake, and what our verdict is in Ghost Medium, episode 3: A Haunting In My Nether-regions."

Cut commercial break.

"Jerry Springer: One women asks, 'jerry, is my unborn child's foreskin haunted? And later today we ask the crowd, would you have sex with a ghost?"

Welcome to American television 'programming' in 2019.

Yes, it's all brainwashing.

So I'm looking at getting a drone to do some videography for commercial purposes. I've been researching all the FAA regulations, dos and don'ts, tips for flying, videography, etc. My finger is hovering over the "buy now" button on BestBuy.com.

But, there's an exam you have to take to certify to fly for commercial purposes that, I thought, was supposed to test you on the Part 107 regulations. I pull up a list of sample test questions from the FAA's own website and it has questions on it that, for all intents and purposes, apply only to MANned aircraft, not UNmanned aircraft. Crap like "What airport is located approximately 47 (degrees) 40 (minutes) N latitude and 101 (degrees) 26 (minutes) W longitude?"

And I'm sitting here like, "WTF! I don't live anywhere near there! I just want to take pictures of some friggin trees and houses in my metro area!"

"Welcome to the FAA website, where we're not happy until you're not happy."

!rant

Did you guys know that on Android studio, if you set the keymap of completing the current statement to ' ; ', every time you hit ' ; ' after you finish your line, it will auto indent it for you.

You're welcome.

Fuck google's link hijacking!

If you don't like it, go into devtools and type:

rwt = null;

-- You're welcome.

If you want to experience the definition of hell, do iOS Development and use their only allowed IDE called "Xcode". It was made by Satan himself. You're welcome.

My previous rant was still in my edit window while I wanted to create this random one and it was so bad, the effort of deleting it was even painful. Imagine reading it. You guys dodged a bullet like a Rust dev does with fun.

I was in my bed, just thinking about Rust people. Saying that Rust is saying that sex with a condom is great but we both know the truth and that you're only doing it because your environment like your parents and government (the Biden administration, fact) wants you to.

But while thinking this, I just found the real issue regarding declining child births in the west. Every time in history had it's issues, but we're doing fine. What changed that we don't have make those sweet kiddo's now? Well, we just don't have power outages anymore and we have the internet on a device with hours of battery to keep us entertained. We don't have to take the rewarding and exciting risk of a C dev anymore if we're bored (great sex without a condom).

My solution: planned internet outages executed by the MIVD (better than the CIA, the MIVD can at least keep secret what they're doing, I'm sure you've never heard of this tough bastards). The effects will be very easy measurable in a span of few years. But it has to be executed in secret so people don't cheat by downloading a Netflix movie upfront. Netflix & Chill is a hoax, else we would have a baby boom by now or we're all Rust devs.

Anyway, even if you're a Rust dev, admit that this is a great inharmful idea that could actually help.

I don't do jokes.

Phone is birth control, change my mind like I did yours.

You're welcome.

How I knew programming was for me?

In high school, the special education teacher who was assigned to teach the 'Computer' class. He taught us (maybe 5 of us in the class) Basic on Apple IIe and using various apps (word processing, database, spreadsheet). One day he brought in his personal Macintosh and showed how one could write code 'underneath' clicks to perform operations. Using Pascal, I popped up messages, made beeping sounds, etc. Blew my mind.

Seeing my and other's interest, he got the board to approve a 'Advanced Comp' class for the next semester.

First day, the room was packed.

Teacher: "Raise of hands, who thinks this class is 'Advanced Composition'?"
<most of the room raises their hands>
Teacher: "That's Mr. Early's class. This is Advanced Computers. You're welcome to stay, but we're going to be writing programs and learning other computer related topics"

Next day, the class was just me. I knew then I wanted to do this the rest of my life.

Thank you Mr. Hitt.

Send a complete & as helpfull as I could imagine bugreport to dropbox. All info about OS version, browser, console messages where their application failed etc. Fuckers send (a bot?) mail back directing me to the faq. You're welcome. Last fucking time!

How to do SEO in the easy way
On a white background write the keywords many times and make it color: white
Use a tiny font-size and make the text unselectable

You're welcome

Coffee. Get wired off your face on caffeine and then you only have three choices, program like you've never programmed before, bounce off a couple of walls or have a severe heart attack.
Rinse an repeat until you're in hospital.

You're welcome 😂😂

mayday, mayday

world communism day
and Illuminati day

you're welcome

I hate the elasticsearch backup api.

From beginning to end it's an painful experience.

I try to explain it, but I don't think I will be able to cover it all.

The core concept is:
- repository (storage for snapshots)
- snapshots (actual backup)

The first design flaw is that every backup in an repository is incremental. ES creates an incremental filesystem tree.

Some reasons why this is a bad idea:
- deletion of (older) backups is slow, as newer backups need to be checked for integrity
- you simply have to trust ES that it does the right thing (given the bugs it has... It seems like a very bad idea TM)
- you have no possibility of verification of snapshots

Workaround... Create many repositories as each new repository forces an full backup.........

The second thing: ES scales. Many nodes / es instances form a cluster.

Usually backup APIs incorporate these in their design. ES does not.

If an index spans 12 nodes and u use an network storage, yes: a maximum of 12 nodes will open an eg NFS connection and start backuping.

It might sound not so bad with 12 nodes and one index...

But it get's pretty bad with 100s of indexes and several dozen nodes...

And there is no real limiting in ES. You can plug a few holes, but all in all, when you don't plan carefully your backups, you'll get a pretty f*cked up network congestion.

So traffic shaping must be manually added. Yay...

The last thing is the API itself.

It's a... very fragile thing.

Especially in older ES releases, the documentation is like handing you a flex instead of toilet paper for a wipe.

Documentation != API != Reality.

Especially the fault handling left me more than once speechless...

Eg:
/_snapshot/storage/backup
gives you a state PARTIAL
/_snapshot/storage/backup/_status
gives you a state SUCCESS

Why? The first one is blocking and refers to the backup status itself. The second one shouldn't be blocking and refers to the backup operation.

And yes. The backup operation state is SUCCESS, while the backup state might be PARTIAL (hence no full backup was made, there were errors).

So we have now an additional API that we query that then wraps the API of elasticsearch. With all these shiny scary workarounds like polling, since some APIs are blocking which might lead to a gateway timeout...

Gateway timeout? Yes. Since some operations can run a LONG (multiple hours) time and you don't want to have a ton of open connections hogging resources... You let the loadbalancer kill it. Most operations simply run in ES in the background, while the connection was killed.

So much joy and fun, isn't it?

Now add the latest SMR scandal and a few faulty (as in SMR instead of CMD) hdds in a hundred terabyte ZFS pool and you'll get my frustration level.

PS: The cluster has several dozen terabyte and a lot od nodes. If you have good advice, you're welcome - but please think carefully about this fact.

I might have accidentially vaporized people sending me links with solutions that don't work on large scale TM.

I just tried to get support for a problem we're having getting accurate results from AdWords. Now I know why it's called Google ANALytics. With how complicated it all can be when you're trying not to overspend on AdWords, it's easy for people unfamiliar with it to get a "prison welcome".

What did I accomplish today?
80% improvement in build time AND you can now run multiple builds in parallel. You're welcome.

Handed off my code to Devs working on main products. Long presentation explaining everything.

Have discussion afterwards about what it does, but not how it looks.

They say thank you, I say you're welcome, and since this is my first bigger project, if they have some pointers or glaring defects in the code I'd welcome the feedback.

They all start laughing. I do too but in my head I'm like "wtf, I ask for feed back and you laugh? That's."

It's been bothering me.

If you're wondering how many hours of Marvel's Snap you can play on your phone per day before it melts your cpu and kills your device, it's two.
Two hours per day.

You're welcome.

Why the fuck do sites in 2023 still not verify email addresses are owned by the user before allowing you to register!?
Every time I get a welcome to x you have successfully registered to site y mail I get mildly frustrated and I don't like it!
And why are people using random mail addresses from unknown people to register. Just use one of these temp mail services if the site won't check that you're the owner of said address it sure as hell won't check if it is from a legitimate mail server. And if it does just use a burner mail you fool!

How I wish my job interviews would end like this:

HR: "So, we're looking for a developer with experience in Nuxt.js. Can you tell us about your experience with that framework?"

Developer: "Honestly, I'm not very familiar with Nuxt.js. But I have a lot of experience with Vue.js, which Nuxt.js is built on top of."

HR: "Oh, well that's just fantastic. So you're telling me that we're supposed to hire someone who doesn't know the most important part of our stack? How hilarious!"

Developer: "Look, I understand that Nuxt.js is important to your team. But I'm a quick learner, and I'm confident that I can pick it up quickly."

HR: "Oh, I'm sure you are. I mean, it's not like Nuxt.js is a completely different framework or anything. You can just magically learn it overnight, right?"

Developer: "I never said it would be easy, but I'm willing to put in the work to learn it. My experience with Vue.js and JavaScript is still valuable, and I think I could make a positive contribution to your team."

HR: "Oh, I'm sure you could. I mean, it's not like there's a million other developers out there who already know Nuxt.js. We might as well just hire someone who doesn't know anything and hope for the best, right?"

Developer: "Okay, that's enough. I get it, you're not interested in my skills. But maybe you should consider the fact that your job description didn't even mention Nuxt.js as a requirement. If it was so important, you should have made that clear from the beginning."

HR: "Oh, don't get angry. We're just trying to find the best candidate for the job. And clearly, that's not you."

Developer: "Fine. I don't need this kind of attitude from someone who doesn't even know the difference between Vue.js and Nuxt.js. Good luck finding someone who meets your impossible standards."

HR: "Yeah, good luck to you too. I'm sure you'll find a job where you don't have to learn anything new or challenging."

Developer: "At least I'll be working with people who appreciate my skills and experience."

HR: "Sorry, what was that? I couldn't hear you over the sound of your arrogance."

Developer: "You know what? I don't need this. I'm out of here."

HR: "Wait, wait, wait. Don't be like that. We were just having a little bit of fun. You know, trying to lighten the mood."

Developer: "I don't think it's funny to belittle someone for not knowing everything. And I don't appreciate being treated like I'm not good enough just because I haven't used Nuxt.js before."

HR: "Okay, okay. You're right. We shouldn't have been so hard on you. But the truth is, we really do need someone who knows Nuxt.js. We can't afford to waste time on training someone who doesn't know the technology."

Developer: "I understand that, but I'm willing to learn. And I think my experience with Vue.js and JavaScript could still be valuable to your team."

HR: "You know what? You're right. We've been looking for someone with Nuxt.js experience for so long that we forgot to consider other skills and experience. We'd like to offer you the job."

Developer: "Really? Are you serious?"

HR: "Yes, really. We think you'd be a great fit for our team, and we're willing to provide you with the training you need to get up to speed on Nuxt.js. So, what do you say? Are you interested?"

Developer: "Yes, I'm definitely interested. Thank you for giving me a chance."

HR: "No problem. We're excited to have you on board. Welcome to the team!"

Search "rubba duck" on eBay.

You're welcome.

[opinions welcome]
I'm just furious right now!!!

So I'm on this project where we have to make a whole *very old* website look like it's brand new.

Thing is, the whole point of the project is to make exactly the same pages as on the existing website smh. No UX or UI suggestions.
Just put the navbar in a component that looks like a tab bar, who cares anyway!?

Btw, I'm in charge of the UI.

My colleagues and I (mostly my colleagues) made a react components library and we use it for this project.
Fucking inputs get thrown into tables and all that, but hey, that's what the client asked for.

So here I am with my shiny new page, and I just hand it over to the front-end dev who just arrived.
She's supposed to feed in the data.
I don't give a fuck you use flow or redux or whatever fancy tooling.
Just call your back-end, get the data, format it and feed my damn table with it. That's it.

So today, after 5 weeks she's in, she calls a meeting where she's screening a presentation to the team complaining about how long it took her to understand what I did and change it completely.
Pieces of code on screen, saying it's crap and it shouldn't be like that.

I'm not responsible for inputs in fucking table, the client is!
Of course I have nested components with data passed through all the way: it's a series of fucking radio buttons within a table within a form!

During 5 weeks, yoy didn't even come to me once saying it's not what you expected or you're having trouble with my work!
And there we blaming my job like I'm the bad guy?!

Tonight, everyone's going home thinking I'm no good at what I do and completely lost, all because of her.

If you got this far, I'd like to hear from you on how I should act with her and how to tell her what she did is awfully wrong?

Any good free HTML5-CSS3 visualization tool for Java Swing?
I did my research and gave up (tried 3, 1 was paid and 2 didn't work) ended up using JFreeChart, but the Grid Bag Layout is giving me some headaches, if you have any idea, you're welcome.

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Welcome to Brocode Era: The Best Late Night Restaurant in Brampton

Are you craving a late-night snack or looking for the best food in Brampton? Brocode Era is here to satisfy all your culinary cravings! Located at 1 Wexford Rd #1, Brampton, ON L6Z 2W1, Canada, we offer a wide variety of mouthwatering dishes, including the best grilled sandwich in Brampton, refreshing cold coffee, and decadent fruit cream. Whether you’re searching for a cozy meal after a long day or something to satisfy your late-night hunger, Brocode Era is your go-to late night restaurant in Brampton.

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Craving a delicious meal after a long day? Brocode Era is the best late-night restaurant in Brampton for all your food needs. We understand that hunger doesn't wait for daylight, which is why we’re here to serve you flavorful meals even when most places are closed. From savory sandwiches and comforting snacks to refreshing drinks, we offer an exciting variety of dishes to satisfy your midnight cravings. Whether you're in the mood for something light or a hearty meal, we’re open late to make sure your hunger is taken care of with the best Indian street food and fusion dishes in Brampton.

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If you’re looking for the best grilled sandwich in Brampton, look no further than Brocode Era! Our grilled sandwiches are a favorite among locals, made with freshly baked bread and a variety of delicious fillings, from creamy cheese to spicy chutneys and perfectly seasoned veggies. Whether you prefer a classic cheese sandwich or a more adventurous filling with chicken or paneer, our sandwiches are grilled to perfection, crispy on the outside and soft on the inside. The combination of flavors makes every bite an unforgettable experience. If you're looking for comfort food, our grilled sandwiches are sure to hit the spot!

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At Brocode Era, we offer the best food in Brampton, combining the vibrant and rich flavors of Indian street food with fusion dishes that create the perfect balance of taste and freshness. Whether you’re craving spicy snacks like pav bhaji, indulging in a hearty biryani, or looking for something sweet like desserts or fruit cream, we’ve got something for everyone. Our dishes are made with high-quality ingredients and a lot of love, ensuring that every meal is delicious, filling, and made to perfection.

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Nothing beats a chilled, creamy drink to accompany your meal, and our best cold coffee in Brampton is exactly what you need to cool down or give you that extra energy boost! Made with freshly brewed coffee, milk, and a touch of sweetness, our cold coffee is a refreshing drink that pairs perfectly with any meal. Whether you're in the mood for a classic version or want to try our flavored variations, our cold coffee is guaranteed to hit the spot. It’s the ideal drink for any time of day, but especially when you're craving a refreshing pick-me-up during late hours.

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To satisfy your sweet tooth, indulge in our delicious fruit cream in Brampton. This dessert is a delightful combination of fresh seasonal fruits and creamy yogurt, blended together to create a sweet and refreshing treat. Topped with nuts and a drizzle of honey, our fruit cream is the perfect balance of sweetness and creaminess. Whether you’re enjoying it as a dessert after a meal or just looking for a healthy and indulgent snack, our fruit cream is a must-try and a favorite among our customers.

Why Choose Brocode Era?
Late-Night Dining: We are proud to be the best late-night restaurant in Brampton, serving up delicious meals when others are closed.

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Visit Us Today!
If you’re looking for the best food in Brampton, the best grilled sandwich, or craving a refreshing drink like cold coffee, Brocode Era is the place to be. Come visit us at 1 Wexford Rd #1, Brampton, or place an order for takeout and enjoy our delicious offerings from the comfort of your home. For more details or to inquire about our late-night menu, call us at +1 (905) 495-7132.

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Planning a corporate gala is no small task. It's an event that needs to exude professionalism, sophistication, and style while ensuring that every detail aligns with your company’s values and brand identity. At Luxe Decore Event Designs & Rentals, we specialize in crafting corporate gala decor in Alabama that elevates your event and leaves a lasting impression on your guests. Located in Birmingham, Alabama, our team is dedicated to delivering exceptional decor solutions that turn your corporate gala into a memorable and elegant celebration.

Why Choose Luxe Decore for Corporate Gala Decor in Alabama?
A successful corporate gala requires meticulous planning and flawless execution. Luxe Decore brings years of experience, creativity, and attention to detail to every event we design. We understand the importance of setting the right tone for your gala, and our expert team ensures your event reflects your company’s image while providing an inviting and luxurious atmosphere for your guests.

Here’s why Luxe Decore is the go-to choice for corporate gala decor in Alabama:

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At Luxe Decore, we offer a wide range of corporate gala decor services to make your event shine. Here’s a glimpse of what we can do for you:

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Furniture is key to creating a comfortable and stylish atmosphere at your corporate gala. We provide a variety of furniture options, including:

Chairs & Seating: From classic Chiavari chairs to luxurious lounge seating and cocktail chairs, we offer seating solutions for every type of event. Our options ensure that your guests are comfortable while adding a sophisticated touch to the decor.

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The right lighting can completely transform your corporate gala. We offer a variety of lighting options, such as:

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Welcome to Royal Heights: A Vibrant Seniors Active Community in Oshawa

At Royal Heights, located at 30 Adelaide Ave E, Oshawa, ON L1G 0B8, we pride ourselves on fostering a vibrant, seniors active community where residents can enjoy a fulfilling, independent lifestyle. Our goal is to create an environment where seniors feel supported, engaged, and connected, while having the freedom to live their lives to the fullest.

Why Choose Royal Heights for a Seniors Active Community?
As part of our commitment to providing exceptional senior living, we focus on creating a community that prioritizes health, social connection, and personal growth. At Royal Heights, we believe in the importance of staying active—physically, mentally, and socially—and we provide numerous opportunities to help our residents achieve just that.

A seniors active community is not just about maintaining physical health; it’s also about nurturing the mental and emotional well-being of our residents. We offer a range of services, activities, and amenities designed to enhance the quality of life for each individual, ensuring that our residents remain engaged, active, and truly happy.

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Our seniors active community thrives on social interaction. Royal Heights offers a full calendar of events and activities designed to encourage residents to stay connected and involved. From movie nights and group outings to arts and crafts workshops, there's always something fun to look forward to. We believe that fostering a sense of belonging and companionship is a vital part of keeping our residents active and happy.

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Physical activity is a cornerstone of healthy aging. At Royal Heights, we offer a variety of fitness programs tailored to seniors. Whether you’re into yoga, stretching, light aerobics, or walking, our fitness programs are designed to keep you moving and feeling your best. Staying active not only promotes physical health but also boosts mental clarity and overall well-being.

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In an active seniors community, nutrition is key. At Royal Heights, we provide delicious, nutritious meals prepared by skilled chefs who understand the dietary needs of seniors. Our dining options are designed to offer a balanced, wholesome experience that supports an active and healthy lifestyle.

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While independence is encouraged at Royal Heights, we also ensure that our residents have access to the support they need. Our caring staff is always available to assist with daily tasks, and our 24/7 emergency response system ensures peace of mind. You can enjoy all the benefits of an active seniors community while knowing that help is always there when needed.

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Our community is equipped with numerous amenities that enhance convenience and comfort. From our on-site beauty salon to a well-stocked library and comfortable lounge areas, everything you need is just a few steps away. We also offer transportation services to help residents get out and about, whether it’s for medical appointments or local outings around Oshawa.

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An active seniors community is also about enjoying the outdoors. Our beautifully landscaped grounds provide ample opportunities to take a leisurely stroll, relax in the garden, or engage in outdoor activities with fellow residents. Fresh air and nature play an important role in mental and physical health, and we make sure to offer plenty of spaces for relaxation and recreation.

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At Royal Heights, we understand that a true seniors active community is built on strong relationships and a sense of belonging. We encourage our residents to participate in group activities, meet new friends, and share their experiences with others. We believe that the support of peers and the opportunity to form new connections are fundamental to a fulfilling life.

Our community is designed to create an atmosphere where every resident feels like they’re part of something special. Whether it's through shared hobbies, fitness classes, or simply enjoying a meal together, Royal Heights is the place where you can truly thrive.

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If you're looking for a seniors active community that promotes well-being, engagement, and independence, Royal Heights in Oshawa is the perfect place for you. With our wide range of services, amenities, and activities, we provide an enriching environment that allows residents to live their lives to the fullest.

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Welcome to Arte Floors, your trusted local carpet shop near me, offering a wide selection of high-quality carpets, expert carpet fitting services, and stunning wood flooring near me. Located at 380 Essex Rd, London N1 3PF, we are committed to providing London residents with top-notch flooring solutions for every room and space. Whether you're looking to enhance your home with a new carpet or transform your floors with beautiful wood options, we have everything you need.

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Welcome to Evercare Pharmacy, located at 242 Yorkshire St, Rochdale OL16 2DP, United Kingdom. We are committed to providing a comprehensive range of pharmacy services designed to support your health and well-being. Whether you need a prescription collection service, prescription delivery UK, or online doctor consultation, Evercare Pharmacy is here to offer convenient, reliable, and personalized care tailored to your needs.

Why Choose Evercare Pharmacy?
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At Evercare Pharmacy, we understand how busy life can get, which is why we offer a prescription collection service. With this service, you can easily pick up your prescriptions at your convenience, saving you time and effort. Whether your prescription is from your GP or from an online doctor consultation, we ensure that your medication is ready for you to collect when you need it. We make the process as smooth and efficient as possible so you can focus on what matters most—your health.

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Discover Ai Wheelz: The Best Place for E-Bikes in Rowlett, TX and DFW

Welcome to Ai Wheelz, your premier destination for e-bikes in Rowlett, TX and throughout the DFW area. Located at 6307 Dalrock Rd, Rowlett, TX 75088, we specialize in providing high-quality electric bikes that cater to a variety of needs—whether you're commuting, exploring nature, or enjoying a weekend ride. As a trusted name in the DFW electric bikes scene, we are proud to offer a wide selection of top-tier e-bikes, along with expert customer service and support.

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Visit Ai Wheelz Today!
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LUSSO - Luxury Furniture Showroom: Premium Marble Dining Tables, Littlenap Recliners, and Lazboy Recliners in Visakhapatnam

Welcome to LUSSO - Luxury Furniture Showroom, the ultimate destination for top-quality marble dining tables, Littlenap recliners, and Lazboy recliners in Visakhapatnam. Located at 48-14-110, 1, Rama Talkies Rd, Dwaraka Nagar, Visakhapatnam, we offer an exclusive selection of luxurious furniture designed to elevate your home and provide unmatched comfort. Whether you're furnishing your dining area with a marble dining table, seeking relaxation with Littlenap recliners, or exploring the ultimate in comfort with Lazboy recliners, LUSSO provides the best of both style and function.

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Welcome to Dog Salon - Dog Grooming Pagewood

If you’re looking for the best dog grooming services in Eastgardens and Pagewood, look no further! Dog Salon - Dog Grooming Pagewood is your go-to destination for top-quality grooming services for your furry friends. Located conveniently at 7/6 Tingwell Boulevard, Pagewood, Eastgardens NSW 2036, Australia, we specialize in making your dog look and feel its best. Whether it’s a simple trim, a bath, or a full grooming treatment, our experienced and professional groomers are here to cater to all your dog’s grooming needs.

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We pride ourselves on offering high-quality grooming services at affordable prices. At Dog Salon, we believe that every dog deserves to be pampered, and we strive to make our services accessible to all dog owners. Plus, our location in Eastgardens is easily accessible for residents of Pagewood and the surrounding areas, making it simple for you to drop off your dog for grooming whenever it fits into your schedule.

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Welcome to Bummy Legion Smoke & Vape, the ultimate destination for smoking, vaping, and wellness products in Houston, TX. Conveniently located at 13712 Walters Rd Suite 150, Houston, TX 77014, we offer a wide range of premium products to enhance your smoking and vaping experience. Whether you're searching for the best shisha, CBD products, or Delta 8 items, our shop has everything you need. With a focus on quality and customer satisfaction, we are proud to be a top choice for smoke and vape enthusiasts in Houston, TX.

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Delta 8 THC has become a popular alternative to Delta 9 THC, offering a milder, more clear-headed experience. At Bummy Legion Smoke & Vape, we carry a wide variety of Delta 8 products in Houston, including Delta 8 vapes, gummies, and tinctures. These products provide a relaxing and enjoyable experience, perfect for those who are new to THC or looking for a smoother, more manageable high.

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If you're looking for the best shisha, CBD, Delta 8, or vape products in Houston, TX, Bummy Legion Smoke & Vape is the place to be. Our store is located at 13712 Walters Rd Suite 150, Houston, TX 77014, and we're ready to serve you with high-quality products and expert guidance.

East London Hearing Services: Your Destination for Advanced Hearing Solutions

At East London Hearing Services, we are committed to helping you enjoy the world of sound again with the best hearing aids available on the market. We offer the latest hearing technology, including Phonak Hearing Aids, Starkey Rechargeable Hearing Aids, Oticon Intent 1, and Signia Bluetooth Hearing Aids. Whether you are looking for long-lasting rechargeable options or cutting-edge Bluetooth connectivity, we have the right solution to fit your needs.

Why Choose East London Hearing Services?
Our goal is to provide personalized care and the latest hearing solutions to help you regain your hearing ability and live life to the fullest. Here’s why East London Hearing Services is the right choice for your hearing needs:

1. Phonak Hearing Aids: Reliable and Effective Sound Quality
Phonak Hearing Aids are known for their exceptional sound quality and reliability. Whether you suffer from mild or severe hearing loss, Phonak provides a variety of options to meet your needs. These hearing aids feature state-of-the-art technology that helps you hear better in both quiet and noisy environments.

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Starkey Rechargeable Hearing Aids combine the latest technology with convenience. Forget about dealing with small batteries—Starkey’s rechargeable hearing aids can last for an entire day with just one charge. This makes them the perfect option for those who want a hassle-free solution for their hearing needs.

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The Oticon Intent 1 hearing aid is designed for people who demand the highest level of sound quality and comfort. It offers a dynamic and adaptive listening experience, adjusting automatically to different environments, ensuring you never miss out on important sounds.

The Oticon Intent 1 utilizes advanced technology that reduces background noise while enhancing speech clarity, making it perfect for both quiet and noisy environments. If you’re looking for a hearing aid that allows you to focus on the conversation while filtering out distractions, Oticon Intent 1 is a great option.

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With Signia Bluetooth Hearing Aids, you can connect to your smartphone, TV, and other devices with ease. The Bluetooth connectivity allows you to stream phone calls, music, and other audio directly into your hearing aids, providing an outstanding listening experience.

Whether you're taking a call, watching your favorite show, or listening to music, Signia Bluetooth Hearing Aids offer high-quality audio directly in your ears, making everyday activities more enjoyable. With Signia’s advanced sound processing and connectivity features, you can stay connected and enjoy a superior hearing experience.

5. Expert Care and Consultation
At East London Hearing Services, we don’t just provide hearing aids; we offer comprehensive hearing care. Our team of audiologists and specialists will take the time to assess your hearing needs and recommend the best solution for you. We ensure that your hearing aids are properly fitted, adjusted, and fine-tuned to deliver the best performance.

Visit Us Today for a Hearing Consultation
At East London Hearing Services, we are dedicated to helping you hear better and improve your quality of life. With our expert consultation and a wide range of hearing aids, including Phonak Hearing Aids, Starkey Rechargeable Hearing Aids, Oticon Intent 1, and Signia Bluetooth Hearing Aids, we provide solutions that meet every need.

Our clinic is located at 39 Frederick Rd, Rainham RM13 8NJ, United Kingdom, and we are happy to welcome you for a consultation to find the perfect hearing solution for you.

Contact Information:
Address: 39 Frederick Rd, Rainham RM13 8NJ, United Kingdom

Phone: +44 20 7856 0319

Welcome to Filo Enterprise Inc – The Premier Fine Dining Restaurant in Charlotte, NC

At Filo Enterprise Inc, we take pride in offering an unforgettable dining experience right in the heart of Charlotte, NC. As a premier fine dining restaurant, we are dedicated to providing our guests with an exceptional ambiance, impeccable service, and most importantly, gourmet food that will tantalize your taste buds. Whether you are celebrating a special occasion or enjoying a casual dinner, our culinary masterpieces are crafted to perfection, making every meal an extraordinary one.

Experience Gourmet Food Like Never Before
At Filo Enterprise Inc, we believe that food is not just about taste; it's about the experience. Our chefs carefully curate each dish with the finest ingredients, blending flavors and textures to create a true gastronomic delight. From our hand-picked, locally sourced produce to our expertly selected meats and seafood, every plate at our fine dining restaurant tells a story of craftsmanship and passion.

Our gourmet food offerings range from decadent starters to mouthwatering main courses, and exquisite desserts, ensuring that every bite exceeds your expectations. Whether you're in the mood for something light and refreshing or rich and indulgent, we have a menu that caters to every palate.

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Located in the vibrant city of Charlotte, NC, Filo Enterprise Inc offers a sophisticated and cozy atmosphere perfect for intimate gatherings, romantic dinners, and corporate events. Our carefully designed interior complements the high-quality dishes we serve, creating a relaxed yet refined setting for our guests.

The attention to detail in our decor, combined with the warm and welcoming service, ensures that every visit feels special. Whether you’re celebrating a milestone or simply enjoying a quiet night out, you’ll feel right at home at our fine dining restaurant.

Dedicated to Quality and Excellence
At Filo Enterprise Inc, we don’t just serve food—we create an experience. Our commitment to excellence is evident in everything we do, from the hand-selected ingredients in our gourmet food to the friendly and professional service our team provides. We strive to exceed our customers’ expectations every time, ensuring that every meal is nothing short of extraordinary.

We invite you to visit us at Filo Enterprise Inc and indulge in the art of fine dining. You can reach us at 910-874-0749 to make a reservation, inquire about our menu, or simply ask for more information about our services. We are always excited to serve you and help you create lasting memories over a delicious, gourmet meal.

Visit Us Today!
If you’re in Charlotte, NC, and looking for a truly exceptional fine dining restaurant, look no further than Filo Enterprise Inc. Our passion for creating the finest gourmet food and providing impeccable service will ensure that your experience with us is nothing short of extraordinary.

We look forward to welcoming you soon and sharing the joys of world-class dining with you!

Green Time: Your Trusted Cannabis Dispensary in Huelva, Spain

Welcome to Green Time, your premier cannabis dispensary located at C. Mackay Macdonald, 4, 21004 Huelva, Spain. At Green Time, we are committed to providing high-quality cannabis products in a safe, professional, and welcoming environment. Our mission is to offer our members the very best in cannabis selection, knowledge, and service, all within a secure and legally compliant framework.

What is a Cannabis Dispensary?
A cannabis dispensary is a regulated retail facility that sells cannabis products, typically for medicinal or recreational use, depending on local laws. Dispensaries offer a wide range of cannabis-related products, from dried flower to concentrates, edibles, and topicals. At Green Time, we operate as a licensed dispensary, providing a variety of cannabis options to suit different preferences and needs.

Why Choose Green Time as Your Cannabis Dispensary?
Premium Cannabis Products: At Green Time, we focus on offering only the highest quality cannabis products. Our carefully selected strains and cannabis products are sourced from reputable growers to ensure you get the best experience.

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Diverse Range of Products: At Green Time, we offer a diverse selection of cannabis products, including flowers, edibles, concentrates, tinctures, and more. We understand that every customer is unique, and we are committed to meeting your individual needs.

Friendly Atmosphere: Our dispensary is more than just a place to purchase cannabis; it's a community. We strive to create a welcoming atmosphere where customers can ask questions, connect with others, and enjoy a positive experience.

How to Visit Green Time Cannabis Dispensary
Becoming a member of Green Time is simple and quick. Visit us at C. Mackay Macdonald, 4, 21004 Huelva, and fill out a membership application. Once approved, you’ll be able to access our full range of products and benefit from exclusive services.

Contact Us
For more information or to ask about specific cannabis products, feel free to call us at +34 633 605 088. Our team is ready to assist you and answer any questions you may have.

Join Green Time Today
If you’re looking for a trusted cannabis dispensary in Huelva, Spain, Green Time is here to serve you. Whether you need medicinal cannabis or simply want to explore recreational options, we offer a wide variety of products in a safe, regulated, and welcoming environment. Visit us today and experience the Green Time difference!

Discover Exotic Puff Smoke Shop: Your Premier Smoke Store in Garland, TX
Welcome to Exotic Puff Smoke Shop, located conveniently at 1812 S First St, Garland, TX 75040. As the leading smoke store in Garland, we specialize in providing a vast selection of high-quality smoking and vaping products. Whether you’re searching for the latest vape pen, reliable e-cigarettes, or various smoking accessories, we have everything you need to enhance your experience.

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At Exotic Puff Smoke Shop, we take pride in offering an impressive range of vape pens in Garland, TX. Our selection includes everything from beginner-friendly models to advanced devices designed for seasoned vapers. Vape pens are known for their convenience and portability, making them a popular choice for those who are always on the go. Our knowledgeable staff is available to help you find the perfect vape pen that fits your lifestyle and preferences. With various designs, features, and flavors available, you’re sure to find a vape pen that suits your needs.

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For those who prefer traditional smoking alternatives, we offer a wide selection of e-cigarettes in Garland, TX. Our products are sourced from reputable manufacturers to ensure quality and safety. Whether you’re looking for disposable e-cigarettes or refillable options, our inventory caters to all preferences. Our team can provide recommendations based on your tastes and preferences, ensuring you find the right e-cigarette for your needs. With various flavors and nicotine strengths available, you can enjoy a customizable vaping experience.

Why Choose Exotic Puff Smoke Shop?
Extensive Product Range: Our smoke store in Garland features a diverse selection of products, including vape pens, e-cigarettes, and a variety of smoking accessories, ensuring you have everything you need in one convenient location.

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Visit Us Today!
If you’re looking for high-quality vape pens, reliable e-cigarettes, or an extensive selection of smoking accessories, look no further than Exotic Puff Smoke Shop. Stop by our store at 1812 S First St, Garland, TX 75040, or give us a call at +1 (469) 972-0272 for more information about our products and special promotions. Experience the best in quality and service at Exotic Puff, where your satisfaction is our top priority!

Discover the Best of Dubai with Forty Four Rent A Car
Welcome to Forty Four Rent A Car, your go-to destination for rental cars in Dubai. Located in the heart of Business Bay, we offer a diverse range of vehicles tailored to meet your needs, whether you’re a local resident or a visitor exploring the vibrant city. From convertible car rentals to premium car rentals, we ensure that you have the perfect vehicle to enhance your experience in Dubai.

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Contact Us Today!
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Alber Sign Company: Your Trusted Provider of Privacy Film, Business Signs, and Sign Services in Rockledge, PA

Welcome to Alber Sign Company, your local expert in business signs, privacy film, sign installation, and comprehensive sign services. Located in Rockledge, PA, we are dedicated to helping businesses of all sizes create the perfect signage solutions to enhance their visibility, privacy, and overall professional appearance. Whether you need stylish signs for your storefront, office, or a custom privacy film solution, we have the expertise and experience to meet your needs.

Why Choose Alber Sign Company?
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Privacy is essential, especially in business settings. Whether you're looking to shield confidential office spaces or create a more secluded environment, privacy film is an excellent solution. Our privacy films provide you with the ideal balance of privacy and natural light, transforming your workspace into a more secure and comfortable environment. From office partitions to storefront windows, we offer custom privacy film that helps reduce glare while maintaining the aesthetics of your space.

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Business signs are a vital tool in establishing your brand's identity and attracting customers. At Alber Sign Company, we specialize in creating business signs that reflect your brand's unique style and message. Whether you need interior signs for your office, exterior signs for your storefront, or a combination of both, we offer custom designs that will make your business stand out. From bold and illuminated signs to sleek, professional displays, we help your business get noticed.

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Proper sign installation is crucial to ensuring that your signage not only looks great but also functions effectively. Our experienced team handles all aspects of sign installation, ensuring your signs are securely mounted and positioned for maximum visibility. Whether you're installing business signs on your storefront, privacy film in your office, or directional signs inside your building, we make sure everything is done right the first time.

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At Alber Sign Company, we offer a full range of sign services to meet your needs. Our services include design, manufacturing, installation, maintenance, and repair of all types of signage. Whether you’re looking to refresh your existing signs or require new signage solutions, we provide professional service every step of the way. We’re here to ensure that your signage remains in top condition and continues to support your business growth.

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Our Services
Privacy Film: Custom privacy films for office spaces, conference rooms, and storefront windows.

Business Signs: Custom interior and exterior signs to boost your business's visibility and brand identity.

Sign Installation: Professional installation for all types of signage, ensuring secure and effective placement.

Sign Services: Comprehensive sign repair, maintenance, and design upgrade services.

Contact Us Today
Ready to take your business to the next level with high-quality business signs, privacy film, and expert sign installation? Alber Sign Company is here to help. Our team of professionals is dedicated to providing the best signage solutions for your business, tailored to your specific needs.

Contact Information
Address: 902 Fox Chase Rd, Rockledge, PA 19046, United States
Phone: +1 (267) 847-4735

Obejor Computers Ltd – The Best Computer Store in Nigeria
Looking for a reliable computer store in Nigeria that offers high-quality laptops, desktops, and accessories at competitive prices? Welcome to Obejor Computers Ltd, your one-stop destination for all things tech. Whether you're searching for the best gaming laptops in Nigeria, affordable workstations, or laptop repair services in Ikeja, we have you covered.
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Experience the Healing Power of Magic Mushrooms at Magic Crystal Health & Wellness – Detroit’s Trusted Magic Mushrooms Dispensary

Welcome to Magic Crystal Health & Wellness, your premier destination for magic mushrooms in Detroit. As one of the leading Magic Mushrooms Dispensaries in Detroit, we offer a safe, supportive environment where you can discover the transformative benefits of psilocybin mushrooms. Whether you're looking for mental clarity, emotional healing, or personal growth, we are here to guide you every step of the way.

Why Choose Magic Crystal Health & Wellness?
As a top-rated Detroit Magic Mushrooms Dispensary, we are committed to providing high-quality, lab-tested magic mushrooms and wellness products that support mental, emotional, and physical well-being. At Magic Crystal Health & Wellness, we understand the powerful potential of magic mushrooms in promoting self-discovery, healing, and personal growth.

Located at 14708 E Jefferson Ave, Detroit, MI 48215, our dispensary is a trusted resource for those looking to explore the profound benefits of psilocybin mushrooms. Our knowledgeable team is here to educate, assist, and support you on your wellness journey with personalized recommendations and guidance.

The Power of Magic Mushrooms: Unlocking Mental Health Benefits
Magic mushrooms, also known as psilocybin mushrooms, have been used for centuries in spiritual and healing practices. Recent research has revealed that psilocybin—the active compound in these mushrooms—can have powerful effects on mental health. Studies show that magic mushrooms can help alleviate symptoms of depression, anxiety, PTSD, and even substance abuse.

As one of the leading Magic Mushrooms Dispensaries in Detroit, we are dedicated to providing our clients with safe, reliable access to magic mushrooms. At Magic Crystal Health & Wellness, we offer a range of products that include dried magic mushrooms, psilocybin-infused tinctures, edibles, and capsules, all designed to help you heal, grow, and improve your quality of life.

What Sets Magic Crystal Health & Wellness Apart?
At Magic Crystal Health & Wellness, we strive to create a welcoming environment where you can explore the benefits of magic mushrooms at your own pace. As part of the growing community of Detroit Magic Mushrooms Dispensaries, we prioritize customer education, safety, and care.

We take great pride in sourcing only the highest quality products, ensuring that each batch of magic mushrooms is lab-tested for potency and purity. Whether you're new to psilocybin or an experienced user, our team is here to provide you with expert advice on dosing, usage, and the potential benefits of psilocybin.

Our dispensary offers more than just products—we offer a holistic approach to well-being. Our services include wellness coaching, educational workshops, and community events to help you fully understand the therapeutic potential of magic mushrooms and how they can fit into your wellness journey.

Why Detroit is the Perfect Place to Explore Magic Mushrooms
Detroit is a city known for its rich history, cultural diversity, and resilience. As interest in magic mushrooms continues to grow, Detroit Magic Mushrooms Dispensaries are emerging as key players in the city's wellness scene. At Magic Crystal Health & Wellness, we are proud to be part of this movement, offering a trusted space for Detroiters to access the healing power of psilocybin mushrooms.

Whether you're seeking relief from stress, anxiety, or depression, or simply looking to explore new dimensions of personal growth, Detroit is the perfect place to begin your journey with magic mushrooms. With the right guidance, support, and products, magic mushrooms can be a transformative tool in your pursuit of mental and emotional wellness.

Visit Us Today!
Ready to experience the healing power of magic mushrooms? Visit Magic Crystal Health & Wellness at 14708 E Jefferson Ave, Detroit, MI 48215. Our dedicated team is here to answer all your questions and help you find the right products for your needs.

For more information, call us at +1 (313) 458-7093. We look forward to welcoming you to Magic Crystal Health & Wellness, where we make your wellness journey a priority.

Experience Flavor and Fun at Bandido Burger & Pizza Cabecera in Bucaramanga

Located at Cra. 35A #46-31, Cabecera del Llano, Bandido Burger & Pizza Cabecera is your ultimate destination in Bucaramanga for mouthwatering food, refreshing drinks, and a vibrant atmosphere. Whether you're looking for papas locas near me, bowls near me, a refreshing cerveza near me, delicious burgers near me, or even a rooftop bar near me to enjoy the view, Bandido has everything to satisfy your cravings and more.

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For those looking for a lighter, yet equally satisfying meal, Bandido also offers a variety of bowls near me that are both delicious and nutritious. Whether you're craving a fresh, vibrant salad or a hearty grain bowl, our bowls are packed with fresh ingredients like crisp veggies, protein options, and flavorful dressings. Perfect for those who want a healthy meal without sacrificing taste, our bowls near me are a great option for a balanced and satisfying lunch or dinner.

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No meal is complete without a great drink to accompany it. If you're looking for a cerveza near me, Bandido Burger & Pizza Cabecera has a fantastic selection of beers to suit every taste. From refreshing lagers to craft beers, our drink menu is designed to pair perfectly with your favorite dishes, whether you're enjoying one of our delicious burgers or a fun plate of papas locas. Whether you prefer a cold beer to wash down your meal or just want to relax with friends, our selection of cerveza near me offers something for everyone.

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If you're looking for something a little different, try our tazones near me. These bowls of goodness are packed with flavor and offer a delicious twist on traditional dishes. From savory rice bowls to flavorful protein-packed options, our tazones are a great way to enjoy a filling and satisfying meal. Whether you’re looking for a healthy lunch or a hearty dinner, our tazones near me are perfect for those who want something fresh, flavorful, and filling.

Why Choose Bandido Burger & Pizza Cabecera?
Variety of Delicious Dishes: From papas locas to burgers and tazones, Bandido offers a wide variety of tasty meals to suit every craving.

Great Drinks: Our selection of cerveza and cocktails ensures there's always something refreshing to enjoy with your meal.

Relaxing Rooftop Bar: Enjoy a drink with a view at our rooftop bar, making Bandido the perfect place to unwind and socialize.

Perfect Location: Conveniently located in Cabecera del Llano, we’re easily accessible for locals and visitors alike.

Visit Bandido Burger & Pizza Cabecera Today!
So, whether you’re craving papas locas near me, a delicious bowl, a cold cerveza, a juicy burger, or want to enjoy drinks at a rooftop bar, Bandido Burger & Pizza Cabecera is the place to be.

Visit us today at Cra. 35A #46-31, Cabecera del Llano, Bucaramanga, Santander, Colombia, or call us at +573143448474 to make a reservation or inquire about our menu. We can’t wait to welcome you to Bandido!

Welcome to Amazing Series – Where Quality Meets Innovation

At Amazing Series, we are committed to providing you with high-quality products that enhance your lifestyle and make daily living more enjoyable. From smart kitchen appliances to eco-friendly pet products, we offer a wide range of items that cater to all your needs. Our focus on quality and sustainability ensures that every product you purchase will elevate your home, health, and beauty routine.

Why Choose Amazing Series?
Uncompromising Quality
We believe in offering only the best. Whether you’re looking for smart kitchen appliances, high-quality non-stick cookware, or natural body care products, each item in our store is carefully selected for its durability, performance, and value. We aim to provide you with products that you can rely on day after day.

Diverse Product Range
At Amazing Series, we understand that everyone has different needs. That’s why we offer a broad selection of products, including eco-friendly pet products and the best makeup brands for sensitive skin. Our curated selection ensures you’ll find exactly what you're looking for, whether it’s for your kitchen, your home, or your personal care.

Sustainable and Eco-Friendly Choices
We are proud to offer a range of eco-friendly products that help reduce your environmental footprint. From sustainable pet products to natural body care items, Amazing Series is committed to promoting eco-conscious choices for a better planet.

Convenient Shopping Experience
Shopping at Amazing Series is hassle-free. Our online store is designed to be easy to navigate, allowing you to find your favorite products in just a few clicks. We offer reliable shipping to ensure that your orders are delivered quickly and safely to your doorstep.

Our Product Categories
Smart Kitchen Appliances
Transform your cooking experience with our smart kitchen appliances. From Wi-Fi-enabled ovens to intelligent blenders, these appliances make your time in the kitchen more efficient and enjoyable. Control your devices remotely, save time, and elevate your meals with the latest in kitchen technology. Whether you’re a seasoned chef or a home cook, our smart appliances make meal prep easier and more convenient.

High-Quality Non-Stick Cookware
Our high-quality non-stick cookware is designed for easy cooking and cleaning. Perfect for anyone who loves to cook without the hassle of stuck food, our cookware ensures that your meals cook evenly and clean up effortlessly. With a range of sizes and styles available, these durable, non-stick pans and pots are essential for any modern kitchen.

Eco-Friendly Pet Products
At Amazing Series, we believe in taking care of our furry friends and the planet. That’s why we offer eco-friendly pet products made from sustainable materials. From biodegradable waste bags to natural grooming supplies, our pet products are designed to be gentle on the environment and provide your pets with the care they deserve. Give your pets the best while protecting the Earth.

Natural Body Care Products
Pamper your skin with our range of natural body care products. Free from harmful chemicals and artificial fragrances, our body care items are crafted using only the finest natural ingredients. Whether you’re looking for moisturizers, scrubs, or bath oils, our products will leave your skin feeling nourished, smooth, and healthy.

Best Makeup Brands for Sensitive Skin
Discover the best makeup brands for sensitive skin at Amazing Series. Our collection includes makeup that’s free from harsh chemicals, fragrances, and dyes, making it perfect for those with sensitive skin. From foundation to lip care, we offer a range of products that provide flawless coverage while caring for your skin’s delicate needs. Look beautiful without compromising your skin’s health.

Why Shop with Us?
Curated for Quality and Performance
Every product in our store is handpicked for its exceptional quality and performance. Whether you're purchasing smart kitchen appliances or natural body care products, you can trust that each item has been selected to meet our high standards.

Sustainability Matters
We care about the environment, which is why we offer a wide range of eco-friendly products. From sustainable pet products to non-toxic body care, you can shop knowing that you're making choices that are better for the planet.

Affordable and Accessible
At Amazing Series, we offer premium products at competitive prices. We want you to experience the best without breaking the bank, which is why we keep our prices affordable while maintaining the quality you expect.

Reliable Shipping
We understand that you want your products quickly, which is why we offer fast and reliable shipping. You can trust that your order will be delivered on time and in perfect condition.