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- Girl: I don't understand how some people can be so foolish and decide to study computer science.
- Me: Hm, true. So what did you study?
- Girl: Tourism and sports science. And you?
- Me: Nothing. I'm a truck driver.18 -
To be or not to be.
Whenever you are stuck with something in life, ask that question to yourself.
Because
2b || !2b
Is a Boolean expression which will always be true. So asking that question will lead you to true self.
Peace ☮️9 -
So Windows 10 Mobile seems like it wants to become true Windows and updates at night without any warning, illuminating my entire room
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This rings so true. I'm a full stack backend engineer except it was today I managed to vertically align something in css🤣 which are you?
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"There is nothing more permanent than a temporary hack" - so true quote from the You Don't Know JavaScript book series3
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True web dev power is using the dev console to get rid of modal boxes so you can see the content underneath7
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Quote dumbledore: "Soon we all have to choose between what is right and what is easy"
So very true in programming aswell :p -
That's so true.. when those who will actually perform the work are excluded from the estimating process !
What do you think about it?
3 -
while(freeTime == true) {
if(iHavePlans == true)
waitUntilDone();
/*
* TODO: Fix bug that causes
* coding to call the gaming and
* relaxing methods so often...
*/
code();
}7 -
Want to hide this devRant apps on android but how?
Because everytime my wife see this devRant, she say, wtf this app? So many bad word, so many "fuck", you must avoid see bad words too much ,she said. Lol its true but still happy to see it, because its damn true. I love to see people say the truth19 -
I found my friend's terminal on.
Did an experiment:-
while true; do
firefox
done
I was so sorry for his laptop.11 -
A dev I know has changed his LinkedIn job title to “software extraordinaire”
... and he’s hopeless so it’s not even true2 -
"The good thing about standards is that there are so many to choose from." /Andrew S. Tanenbaum
Best quote I find so true. Every day more and more... -
So I just got asked this question.
"Is it true that Windows only has up to 10? Isn't Windows 13 already out?"5 -
I run a Discord for a small community and I found a image I really liked as most new users seems to think it's OK not to read the rules or believe that respect must be a rule rather then a thing given by them by choice.
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People using windows are true heroes
With so much troubles in their life they are still adding one more :)5 -
So, if i false just correct me to true. But if i true i will be false at the same time. But this is not false.
Thank you devRant algorithm 😂
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(!rant && !dev && awesome == true)
So for the space fanatics here who didn't knew. SpaceX will launch their falcon heavy rocket today Can't wait 😊
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Javascript is so funny
"0" == 0 //true
"" == 0 //true
"0" == "" //false
Always remember the ===
Realize this took me an hour of debugging7 -
As a token of my commitment to devRant I bought a new phone so I can use the app. True -fucking- story... Goodbye old buddy #lumia930 (pi) (b)
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When you spend so much time using PHP that you start naming variables with $ in other languages without releasing.
bool $haha = true;
if (haha) ...
haha is not defined.3 -
spent half an hour debugging an if statement that won't return anything but false. Apparently, the condition was:
if (check === true). and the check var was a string! so yeah, spent half an hour to realise I was checking if 'true' is true..4 -
Here for you, just so you cant sleep this night:
while (true) {
new long;
cout<<"Deal with it, motherfucker ";
}7 -
Star Citizen.
I have never ever been so excited about a game. It is like a childhood dream coming true.20 -
I'm sure it's repost, and I don't know who to credit for this (my fiancé sent it to me), but this is so true ->
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Someone mentioned being frustrated with people who answer "either/or" questions with "yes". I figured out why. They are not human. They are a robot and their processing of language is failing.
A simple question:
Q: The car is red or the car is green?
A: Yes
Breakdown:
The car is red. Yes, True
The car is green. No, False
The car is red OR the car is green.
True OR False
True || False = True
True = Yes
So they dissected the language like a computer treating "or" as a logical OR. This proves they are a robot pretending to be human. They failed the Turing test.7 -
"If you don't return something in the catch block it will crash"
Isn't it interesting how a sentence can be true yet so infuriatingly wrong.3 -
So they are back, wanting another quick PR approved.
The PR:
```
let isDisabled = switch quantity > 0 {
| true =>
switch value !== "" {
| true => false
| false =>
switch inputStatus {
| Valid =>
switch inputData {
| Ok(a) => a !== 0.0 ? false : true
| Error(_) => true
}
| _ => true
}
}
| false => true
}
```6 -
German saying:
Die Hälfte seines Lebens
wartet der Admin vergebens.
means in English:
The Admin waits in vain for half of his life.1 -
But fuck, why are so many so called devs so fucking stupid?
Or have life decided that I should get all the stupid ones?
If the last one is true, Am I the Jesus for sysadmins?2 -
Read this somewhere: Most students don't love programming so much because they are taught it as a science, while it is a craft.
Got me thinking. So true.7 -
I thought it'd be tough getting the stickers, but turns out the true struggle is choosing which one to use. They're both so good!
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Just got asked to fix a friend of my mom’s (whom I have met all of once) brother’s computer. 😒
It’s a stereotype and it’s so frigging true. -
Snartsheet requires checkbox values of "true" or "false"
Microsoft Flow only passes booleans as "True" and "False" so the API rejects the data.3 -
"Debugging is anticipated with distaste, performed with reluctance, and bragged about forever."
This is so true. -
I wanted that Makefile to avoid stripping binaries after building them, but there was no clear option for that. I only found this:
STRIP = strip
That tells where to find the executable that does the stripping. I changed it to a no-op executable, like "true".
So now I have
STRIP = true
to disable stripping.11 -
Sing: "110 little bugs in my code,
110 little bugs,
Fixing one bug,
Compiling again
Now there are 121 little bugs in the code"2 -
How do you deal with relatively complex Boolean logic requirements?
Here's a simple example, of which I missed 50% of the cases because it was non-intuitive to me:
A year is a leap year if:
- it is divisible by 4
- except it is also divisible by 100
- unless it is also divisible by 400
To my intuition, the logic tree is as follows:
if (year % 4 == 0) -> true
if (year % 100 == 0) -> false
if (year % 400 == 0) -> true
so I ended up with 3 cases and I initially missed all the others until I started coding.
The full solution is:
if(year % 4 === 0) {
if(year % 100 === 0) {
if(year % 400 === 0) {
true
} else {
false
}
false
} else {
true
}
true
} else {
false
}
}
I don't like it when I don't immediately see all logic paths.19 -
If multiple engineers say something about their system design that is so stupid it cant possibly be true, it's gotta be. Holy eff it is.
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What would happen if a programmer and a PM had to cut down a tree...
https://twitter.com/i/moments/...
Wouldn't be so funny if it weren't so true... -
To err is human – and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
Found this on reddit once, so true about most people. -
This is so true, a pain in the arse not only for designers but devs too: https://youtube.com/watch/...1
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It's so cool to see this many computer nerds just like me gathered in one place. I think I'm gonna like college, it's a dream come true.3
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Wait.
If subreddits have threads
Then each subreddit is a process
And if that's true
Reddit takes so much cpu😱😱😱2 -
I guess there was some time where The Doctor also worked in it.
Because its so true as well for it. 😂
2 -
It's common belief that developers don't like people and they(we!) prefer to stay away from people and social situations.
So I was wondering how true is it?2 -
I feel like the world, and my life has been so crazy lately that I needed something reassuring.
```ruby
def test_true_is_true
assert_equal true, true
end
```2 -
Why did the pirate learn boolean logic?
So he could "arr" and "arr" without getting confused between true and false :)2 -
Saw a rant by @arekxv (link: https://www.devrant.io/rants/216484).
Read this article the other day and just laughed...because it's all too real.
https://medium.com/@jjperezaguinaga...
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