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So I "grade" homework for programming 1 students...
Task was to produce an output like:
1
1 2
1 2 3
1 2 3 4
1 2 3 4 5
...and this was committed!
I really had to hold back laughter...
This looks purposefully obfuscated...26 -
The DNS server I'm writing in PHP (largely taken from another project) is starting to work!
Next to just blocking queries it logs every blocked query so I can have stats :3
A little terminal output:64 -
Compilation completed. Output file size: 15KB
*Adds a JSON library*
Compilation completed. Output file size: 1.4MB
SON OF A BITCH10 -
RegEx is same magic as machine learning. You punch the keyboard untill you get desired output, just a bit less cool.8
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*spends 40 minutes modifying and remodifying algorithm*
*gets the same output*
....
*checks print statement*
print localVariable
*throws keyboard out the window*4 -
Co-worker Pranks #281: Write a program to capture keyboard input and instead output "fucking" after every "the" they type.
i.e. Can you push the fucking most recent commits
Do you want the fucking paperwork today, bossman
I can't do that today, the fucking coffee machine is not working5 -
I just got banned in a chat group because I sent a video with the output of "sl" with the caption:
"I am currently hacking and taking your money"5 -
!rant
System.out.println(age);
if (birthday.isToday())
age++;
System.out.println(age);
Output:
17
1811 -
Writing an assembler for my final.
"OK, good, now I just need to make the program write the output file. That shouldn't be hard."
*5days later*
"Fuck."5 -
Made myself a little sparker :3 judging from the spark gap, the output is about 6-7kV I guess. Can't measure it though, it's way too high for my multimeters to handle. Taser, beefed up bugzapper module, electronic cigarette lighter, so many possible uses for this thing 😋49
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True story. During meeting, our manager asked us, how the data flow. Our lead programmer response, "PHP will produce Son of Jay output, and read by Javascript".
Our manager; "Hmm... Interesting"5 -
My output of 5 hours of work: changing a 'b' to a 'B'.
5 hours working out what the stupid cryptic error message means and reading documentation, 5 minutes to change and test the difference.3 -
Not that i mean any disrespect but fuck you. Fuck you and all that you stand for. No seriously, just go hit a train and die.
You are a DBMS teacher in an Engineering college and teaching to the Computer Science students in the year 2017, where computers are fully capable of playing sports and simulating human brain.
And you want your students to write down all the sql queries along with their monolithic tabular output on paper..... With pen?
And you wont accept my printed out output?
Fuck you from the depths of my heart.
Go ahead and dont accept my project.
I dont need your fucking credits.7 -
Me on my laptop. My flatmate is next to me. I'm trying to create a live CD.
Me: I'm gonna dd this iso on the USB. What is the output file? /dev/...?
Flatmate: /dev/sda.
Me: Okay, th... Waiiiiitt...
*Flatmate laughs his ass off*5 -
Other students:
#define redLed 2
#define yellowLed 3
#define greenLed 4
void setup ()
{
pinMode(redLed, OUTPUT);
pinMode(yellowLed, OUTPUT) ;
pinMode(greenLed, OUTPUT) ;
}
Me:
void setup ()
{
for (int i=2;i<5;i++)
pinMode (i, OUTPUT);
}
Proff - This code is wrong it won't work. Where have you specified red led, green led, yellow led?
Me - wtf! Code doesn't know which led is used in what pin it's just pin numbers!
Gave me less marks 😑
P. S. I wrote comments in my code specifying which pin will have what led connected 😑14 -
Asked to do a technical interview task. It has expected input and output.
My code does what it needs to and produces the desired result.
Get rejected and no feedback given when asked.
Juniors won't get better if you don't communicate my dude 😒2 -
My first code :-
#include<stdio.h>
void main()
{ printf("Hello Divya"); }
Output :- I have a boyfriend...1 -
My first code:-
#include<stdio.h>
void main() {
printf("Hello Priya");
}
Output:- I have a boyfriend!9 -
Let's see the coder in you.
If I give input: 1 output: 2
If I give input: 2 output:1
Only these two test cases needed.
You should not use control structures such as if,else,for,while,switch etc. (The answer is simple) (Don't cheat)
int number;
cin>>number; //get number
cout<<??????; //Your code53 -
Make sure that when developing software and using print outs to test output to not use swear words.
Last presentation when demoing to a customer I ended up on a white page saying: "Shit fuck!!!!!!" Embarrassment was an understatement... 😅1 -
Spent 30 minutes to figure out why there is no printed output when I press a certain button and then I realise that I am printing my text in white colour 😂😂1
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*Build project*
*Build failed*
- Arrrg! Lets try cleaning first.
*Clean project*
*Clean failed*
- ...
- What the FUCK! How does the clean fucking project fail?!? Just delete fucking output you pile of shit!4 -
Learning a new programming language:
1. reading basics
2. creates small programs
3. plan new projects
4. search everything else in the internet
5. output: we have become code gods
*winks at stack overflow and github*5 -
Spent an hour figuring out an ERR_NAME_NOT_RESOLVED on a fetch Post call.
Turns out I was calling locahost instead of localhost.........
Only figured it out because I zoomed in on the console output by accident.
fml1 -
Dev: My VM is not working. Something is wrong with VM.
Me: Have you made any changes to the code?
Dev: It shouldn't matter my VM is not working.
[I go and check the Dev's VM.]
Me: ಠ_ಠ The build output literally states your unit tests failed -
*Fun with Javascript
`Math.ceil(1.0000000000000001) // output = 1`
`Math.ceil(1.000000000000001) // output = 2`
I hope it'll lit a spark in your mind.5 -
Developers Rant
When your team lead tells you to exactly replicate the ui which your designer has done using photoshop and the jpg output is given to the developer.1 -
console.log(0.47-0.01===0.46);
Output: false :/
That got me stuck for quite a while..
Learned more about floating point arithmetic and representation 😊7 -
I found a weird bug where the output wasn't what I expected to be. After a few tries to fix it, I typed in something I expected was not going to work. It worked....2
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There is a function for creating random numbers.
So with the same inputs , I must get the same output.
So it is somewhat predictable.
So it is not actually random!
Am I tight?20 -
'Yay!! My program runs and is giving expected output.'
** Professor gives large input file **
Segmentation fault (core dumped)
'FML'
(My story in every algorithms lab)5 -
The feeling when you type "ls" in Windows CMD and wait for output. But it's say, "ls is not recognized as internal or external command".10
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Roommate: Filter it, would you please? (* Was talking about the tea*).
Me: Alright buddy, say no more. (*Names the signal that I was working on as "Tea".*)
(*Got the filtered output 😎*)3 -
Have a friend ask me helping him with a project for University.
Make an application in Java for Matrix and numerous applications.
Done, but I hid an easter egg. If you divide the matrix by 0 scalar output
FAP FAP FAP FAO FAP FAP.
He doesn't know.2 -
When I found the power of poke on c64, and how to output sprites rather than use print statements. Finally, my text adventures changed into full blown rogue-likes!
https://c64-wiki.com/wiki/Sprite/1 -
Just output the web api response like this:
echo "{"
echo " \"key\" = ["
for i in `seq 1 $arrCount`; do
if [ $i -ne 0 ]; then
echo ","
fi
echo "{ \"key1\" = \"${key1[$i]}\","
echo " \"key2\" = \"${key2[$i]}\" }"
done
echo "]}"9 -
What the actual fuck?!!! ifconfig: command not found even after installing net-tools, just wtf
Who the fuck thought replacing nicely formated output of ifconfig with that garbage that "ip a" shits out was a good idea?!!
I will hate whoever did that until they burn in hell11 -
C++ errors in a nutshell
(The pics is from my college computer lab where it takes us forever to get a proper output )
(Maybe it's we who suck) xD4 -
I applied for a job and had to answer some questions.
What is the output of $a ?
<?php
$a = 123 == 0123;8 -
People doing those interactive graphics today, will never understand the joy of seeing an output of line drawing algorithm in C++.
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When you take procrastination to another level... Adding Good looking table style output with emoji in a logging script which is only to be used once in a lifetime 😁2
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Member *newUser = devrant->members.addUser("KiKoS",20,single);
newUser->newRant.sayHello();
Output: KiKoS: Hello Everyone^*}₩×`₩[`[+₩$#~¤|♡♡
Segmentation Fault
Segmentation Fault
Segmentation Fault7 -
September 13th, 2013 at 06:20 AM
===========================
~$ cd /mnt/backupdisk
backupdisk$ make_backup --output=./~
Cannot access storage: /mnt/backupdisk/~
backupdisk$ ls
~
backupdisk$ rm -rf ~
^C ^C ^C ^C ^C
...never name your backup same as your home directory.4 -
!rant
I'm developing an OS. I tried running it on the laptop that's on the ground. Everything works fine except text mode. There is no output when running it in text mode(not the high resolution one shown on image). Since the OS sends all data that is printed to the first serial port I might as well read the output from the serial ports. Since the laptop I use for development doesn't have any serial ports I had to use the older Windows 98 PC. For unknown reasons I could not get any output from the serial ports so I gave up.
tl;dr I wasted some time trying to debug my OS.
Image of my debugging setup(taken with the latest potato).13 -
* How I solve a problem*
"Okay, it seems to be interesting, OK think solve it generally"
*Solved the problem manually
"Okay pseudo code is /do this and that/ break it and write Algo.
Seems like it will work,
Making all sense
Okay let's code"
*Wrote in IDE
" Hmm compile and execute"
*Expected output : Hey you!
*Actual output : F you!
Me: What the hell
"Uhh! Just gonna apply brute force"
*Somehow got the actual output = expected output
"I knew, it gonna solve it but how it worked?"
*Thinking
*Thinking....
*Thinking and it's 2 am
"Oh! I'm done, I'm going to sleep"
*4 am, while lucid dreaming
"That's how that thing worked, I got it"
*Relieved
*Next day using the logic dreamt of
*No matter how much surreal it is
*It didn't work
Me : F U!!!
..
..
...
(to be continued)2 -
Putty, you son of a bitch. Why do you call the logging option "All session output" if you don't include binary zeros in the output? Zeros don't count as "all" or what?
Then call the option "All session output without zeros", that would have saved me some time and prevented handing out false data.6 -
For fucks sake python.
Reminder to the morons like me still using python:
Notepad++ is not a real IDE and Console output is not a real debugger.
And here we see the absolutely dogshit worthless error output of python:
Says its the fucking return line where the problem is. Besides the problem being between my fucking ears apparently, it took a fucking double take to realize I had capitalized the class keyword.16 -
Things that shouldn't have needed to be said:
Don't give an LLM sudo and pipe all it's output to bash...
https://theregister.com/AMP/2024/...15 -
So we were having our Computer Science lab just this morning and this girl wasn’t able to get the right output for a JAVA program.
Actual answer: 5.71
Her answer: 6.34
Her explanation: “Maybe I’m not getting the output because I am on a different system, try this on your computer, please?”
My reaction :6 -
I’m half developer and half dogshit corrector.
Dogshit specifically being the output of people who fail to properly do the one thing that they are paid for.
Because if I don’t do it, nobody does.4 -
Ahhh yes Prof, because I really want to be doing more work than I need to be...
// Tedious string concatenation.
System.out.println("a: " + a + " b: " + b);
// Output using string formatting.
System.out.printf("a: %d b: %d\n", a, b);
But, hey that's just my opinion.3 -
!rant
Me and my bestfriend joined a hackathon way back since we were in college. The task was to fetch JSON data from a REST APIs then we were given a sample link so we can compare the output between the expected output with our own. But the response from the actual API is not in JSON format, it's a string so we need to do dozens of string manipulation to match the expected output.
To submit our work we are given our own subdomain to upload our work and setup the environment and the URL will be submitted. We know how to complete the challenge but the time is running out and we were in panic mode so my friend mistakenly submitted the URL used to compare the output. We already expected to fail the challenge but what the fuck, we got a perfect score and won the challenge.1 -
Me: Fuck there's a null pointer exception here... What was trying to happen here
*Read comments*
*It's written in binary... dafuq why though*
*looks up what it says*
*Reads output*
"Sorry bud, if you couldn't figure this out... then no one can" -
PM measure workload by UI upgrades and careless abt backend, meaning you cant justify u were developing backend while there is no output.3
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Got this as wallpaper and just now i noticed that the output is actually "I CODING"
Since the show_love function is not being called out3 -
Training model for 3 days now. Turns out there is a hidden
minor-bug causing a major bias on output. The result is actually within a error margin. But this is so unnecessary. Should i start over?7 -
Installing arch on VM of hyper-v,
Everything was working as expected.
But can't scroll at the end, commands entered are going below monitor output, need to use everytime "clear".
Thanks Windows, maybe it's feature🤔16 -
After a long time I finally reached this milestone of 100% code coverage. I often asked myself why I had to test every function, no matter how small. But this log output of 100% was worth it.3
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Lets learn bubble sort!
Type the following code to Visual C++ 1998 and compile it. Then run it. Write the output to the paper i just gave it to you.
Reality:
• Takes 5 mins to compile and run
• Too many errors in the given code so obscure output
• Teacher thinks we are so smart that we can understand c by typing and looking at the output.
The worst part:
• Different output per compiler
- Correctly compiles in the compiler in VC++ 98.
- Differs in GNU GCC, compiles wrong
- sends out obscure dummy output in VS2015~2017
- Works well in tutorialspoint.com compiler
WTF is this, guys?
@@@@@@@@@@@@@
Oh, and i have gone off topic...
Why does he think we are smart that we can understand bubble sort, and 4 more by only typing the code and looking at the output without knowing how does this algo work?
@@@@@@@@@@@@@
Answer to weekly question.
The teacher said to understand sorting algos by typing the code and looking at the output which differs per compiler.5 -
Hi , im new to programming and codings and my task is to make a output that outputs even number only ( not odd number) so i wrote this codes but its so complicated for me. Is there a better way to write it?
Thanks dears,,20 -
My day so far:
"No, we can't just make that public."
"See this? That's a SQL injection..."
"We have output escaping, please use it..." -
A couple of my friends failed to answer the correct output for this.
I have been working on Python since a month, they have, for months and years.
I am so depressed right now.18 -
Tried c++ and Qt today
Expected output: "Hello world"
Running normally: (garbage)
Running normally, but outputting the length of the string to qDebug: "Hello world"
W H A T7 -
Started the year well :D
Making an app to view our home energy usage and output (solar panels).
Raspberry pi is connected to our energy meter and is used as a server.
But some of you may not like this...
The Pi is running Windows IOT :P2 -
How about creating a new programming language named "C slang"
highlights from the language:
1. variable declaration :
by default, all declaration are var, but inorder
to declare a constant, write:
cunt a = 15; // means const a = 15;
2. input and output :
suck(b) // input stored in variable b
spit(b) // output b
3. function declaration:
f**k <function_name>(parameters);
4. null or None will be replaced by sh*t
for example: if(node root == sh*t)....
any other sh**y recommendation will be appreciable6 -
Rust: Unclear error output is seen as a compiler bug.
Me: 👏
SSIS & SQL Server: Unclear or absent error output is seen as an enterprise feature. It's so mature!
Me: 😩 -
How to write bug free code:
while True:
try:
_loop() # all logic here
except:
print_excv()
This will not cause any difficulties ever. Remember to pipe output to /dev/null, make this script a critical but undocumented part of your infrastructure and tell no one about it. -
brainfuck - your next programming language. A simple tutorial
Sample 1:
-[------->+<]>.-[->++++<]>.++[--->++<]>.+++.+++++++.+[->+++<]>.--[--->+<]>-.+[->+++<]>+.+.[--->+<]>-.----.+++[->+++<]>++.+++++++++++++.++++++.[++>---<]>.++[--->++<]>.++[->++<]>.[--->+<]>+++.[--->+<]>-----.--[->++++<]>+.----------.++++++.--[->+++++<]>.
Output: "I love devrant. Do you?"
Sample 2:
----[---->+<]>++.[--->+<]>+++.----------.-[--->+<]>-.--[->++++<]>+.----------.++++++.---.[-->+++++<]>+++.[->+++<]>++.[--->+<]>----.+++[->+++<]>++.++++++++.+++++.-[->+++++<]>-.-[--->++<]>-.++++++++++.+[---->+<]>+++.++[->+++<]>.-[--->+<]>--.+[->+++<]>+.++++++++.------.-.[->+++<]>++.++[--->++<]>.[-->+++++<]>-.+[--->+<]>++.[-->+++++<]>+++.-[--->++<]>-.+++++++++++.[---->+<]>+++.-[--->++<]>-.++++++++++.-----.[++>---<]>++.[->+++<]>-.-[->+++++<]>.
Output: "And your brain is fucked. Or it isn't?"
----------------------
Wanna play with it?
Text to brainfuck: https://copy.sh/brainfuck/text.html
Brainfuck to text:
https://sange.fi/esoteric/...2 -
i know i sound like a broken record...
but 100$ a year to have the prestigious privilege to develop for iOS, granted by the god emperor Jobs himself....
and no fucking proper output logs during build-time....
100$ a year... professional software...
https://youtube.com/watch/...1 -
I'm trying to deploy an Azure Function via Visual Studio. VS gives me this error:
Publish has encountered an error.
Publish has encountered an error. We were unable to determine the cause of the error. Check the output log for more details.
A diagnostic log has been written to the following location:
"C:\Users\myusername\AppData\Local\Temp\tmp16F8.tmp"
Let's check the log then!
"Microsoft.WebTools.Shared.Exceptions.WebToolsException: Publish has encountered an error. We were unable to determine the cause of the error. Check the output log for more details. "
Fucking piece of crap1 -
When a client asks you to make a form.... With 6 input fields and about 9 output fields.
Cheers buddy, I'll just make the rest up shall I?!?
FFS!2 -
Core Thread[20741]: segfault at 0 ip 0000000000000000 sp 00007faacbff7e98 error 14 in spotify
Dude, please handle being not able to open an audio output... :(1 -
Recently had to implement some microbenchmarks for a project. First time I ran them, I thought they had gone stuck. It turned out they weren't, but the processing took forever.
Some smaller benchmarks revealed that runtime was not scaling linearly with the input size as one would expect for the problem. It turned out that code was iterating over the input to find corresponding entries in the output.
We changed the processing so that it creates the output in the same order as the input and just compare entries at the same position. With that we were able to cut runtime from a few hours to a few seconds. -
I just went to SO to browse questions and learn something or help someone...
And then...
THE FREAKING PRINTSCREEN OF IDE
INSTEAD OF COPYING THE CODE
And you know what's worse?
There was also a PHOTO of the output from the console.2 -
Trying to automate gitlab deployment with Ansible. It runs but freaking keeps failing on task. Reconfigure the gitlab server. Without helpful output!
After 2 days bashing and commenting line after line the answer reveals.
True != true Fuuucc...1 -
I just spent an hour refactoring and output-beautifying a one-off console script
You can probably understand how bored I was in the train -
Whenever I complete a 'Hello world' tutorial I always make sure to output 'Hello word' instead. That way I have already failed and it's only uphill from there.2
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If PyTorch > Tensorflow:
print("True")
Output:
True
True
True
True
......
......
.....
True
Wait a minute? Is this a While True loop?
Doesn't look like an if condition xD3 -
Writing simple terminal input/output lang (Hello, what's your name, hi) in D.
Compiling in D using standard lib: 6.1M
Compiling in D with inline assembly, no standard lib or libc, using syscalls: 1048 bytes!
I'm still freaking out a little.2 -
So I installed the JACK audio connection kit on my Linux box, set up drivers, configured routings properly, etc etc.
Tried playing basic sounds. No output. Panic.
Redid configuration, tried again. No output. Panic++
Reinstalled JACK, tried again. No output. Panic++
Reinstalled drivers and checked ALSA (audio subsystem). All good. Tried again. No output. Panic++
Hit the Mute shortcut on my keyboard to unmute my speakers, tried again. Worked. :facepalm:
I am such an idiot, fml.1 -
Just spent 2-3 hours working on code that's been functional for months, but suddenly stopped working bc an dependency I'd updated decided to change required input/output formats without any documentation whatsoever on those new requirements.
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installed apache, php, mysql in linux tried first file in var/www/html/test/index.php wrote following lines there "<?php echo 'hello world'; ".
Wanted to see this on browser opened chrome wrote: " localhost/test" the output it gave "<?php echo 'hello world'; "13 -
Writing hello world for AI:
Code:
cout << "Hello World!";
Output:
> Hello Programmer!
> You guessed right, my name is World. World Destroyer!2 -
When you have 30 min. until your final presentation, 2 persistent errors you haven't been able to iron out for hours....... and everyone else in your class shows up asking you for help with their output..... RAWR!!!3
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I'm so used to camel casing variable names that when I wasn't concentrating properly just now I called a variable "outPut"1
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I just remembered an annoying experience I once had,
Wanted to know cli version asap (due to some bug introduced in a certain version):
-v (output: view --help for command)
--version (output: view --help for command)
FUCK
--help (revealed: -version)
Wanted to know it's dependency version:
-version (output: view --help for command)
FUCK
--help (revealed: version)
You could call me lazy for not always typing --help first but there must be a standard for this time sensitive command.1 -
Finished CZscheduler, an Android module part of CZenter.
It generates your daily schedule.
Export options are json, md, pdf
PDF output sample
------
This document was edited and uploaded directly with CZedit2 -
Designer using Adobe Muse can output html. says to me... "Sorry. It looks like I've taken your job" oh dear.3
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So COSMOs hasn't implemented a proper clearing method for lists... Having to do this to clear my output list hurts!7
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I'm just trying to install a program… Literally FOUR HOURS and over a MILLION lines of GCC warning output later:
==> ERROR: A failure occurred in build().
Aborting...
-> error making: lib32-qt44 -
When I first started coding, I always assumed my code was working without testing it. Now, I assume the output is wrong if get it right on the first try :/1
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Badass scenario:
Professor: writes a loop to sum up first five numbers and asks the output.
Me: 500
Other random student: 15
Prof praises him.
He runs the code.
Output: 500 ( internal server error)
(He had a missing semicolon) 😅6 -
Gave boss inside into JSON output for a system he never even sees or uses. Now he suggests changes to that JSON that aren't relevant nor possible...1
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Hate to admit but I am really not feeling react thus far... a function to output an H1 tag that takes many times longer than just creating an H1 tag... why?4
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Finally got to release v2.1 of MultiCube. Now I finally decoupled input, processing, and output :)
Next version is going to include Gamepad support as well, for better cube control. :) That version is going to come only next year though.
https://github.com/filthycoding/...5 -
Take it easy on me, it is my first Vue code (no reusable components lol)
https://github.com/gitpushdev/...
Feedbacks are welcomed :)
(output attached)5 -
Got tired of Windows 10 giving me BSODs
Tried fixing it (previous rant)
Decided to get rid of it
Purged Windows 10 along with Mint for good
Booted Solus (It's awesome)
Installing..
Installation failed - Input/Output error(5)
?
Maybe ISO got corrupted
Downloaded ISO again (painfully slowly)
Installing...
Success!
Booted to Login screen
Incorrect username/password (shit)
Tried again x times (absolutely correct username and password, I'm sure)
Doesn't work
Booted from the same USB again
Format and Install (again)
Installing..
Installation failed - Input/Output error(5)
:(
I'm not sure what's going wrong here..
My laptop is soulless right now..9 -
ive never made a friend due to my code.
maybe you mean the output of it?
ive had a couple websites and apps and shit like that where people called it 'cool' and stuff, but i don't want friends who view me as the "nerd"1 -
Reinforcement learning is going to be my end. 😩😩😩☠️
(currently stuck at how to put images as well as a bunch of other -motor- values as input... and exactly what am I getting as output again?)
Pulling my own hair out... Ooooooof6 -
Pissed off:
Trying to write a date function that converts an Int (seconds) to days hours/minutes/seconds.
Get stuck when I build the output-string because I need to mix string and Int. I am used to C# and PHP, C++ just screws it up for me.3 -
Hey guys, need an opinion.
Please have a look at the picture and let me know if it's a good practice to code like that. The code still works and I still get the output.8 -
An annoying type of colleague: the kind that refuses to cooperate and insists on doing shit their own way because they have done it that way for years and they become little crybabies whenever someone new tries to work with them.
Somehow managers accept their baby-like behavior because they've been producing output. However, like my Business Processes professor said: "Don't focus on output".
It's just annoying trying to work with these guys. -
Not a prank, per se, but I type using the Dvorak layout. It's hilarious to watch people's confounded reaction as they type, expecting QWERTY output. It never gets old.1
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THANK GOD FOR GIT!
Was trying around new features in new version of a build tool. Tried setting output dir to parent folder (..). Turns out the tool first cleans everything in the output dir, lost all projects...4 -
I hate filling out status reports, so I build a generator which collected all the data from the dev and ticket systems and formatted it so all I had to do was copy the output and then provide “management friendly” notes.4
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Today I finally proved that a pre-existing component was overwriting the output of my component. It only took 3 months to find out the proof of it.
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Funny story...
Got a small college assignment based on Java and Cassandra(database). The database shell was running fine. Spent 5 days removing the random java exceptions and working on the basic connectivity, searched everywhere on Stack overflow and other forums for solutions and still no help.
So, I decided to write a program that would print only the output as I knew what would be the output when it will run. Took a screenshot of it and made up a cover story to tell my professor that I did it on a friend's computer.
But while I was taking a screenshot of the Eclipse with code window and output window, some random syntax errors popped up.(but they weren't syntax error).
So I created a new project and copied the pom.xml file and the code into the new one(I tried this one before and it didn't work). And there were no errors. So I took a screenshot of it with output of different file and opened a different file.
But then, don't know what came across my mind and I clicked on run just to see if this works, and it worked fine. And now I'm like.. WTF JUST HAPPENED!! -
Here's my new function:
/**
* Output Debugging information and Die
*
* @return hopefully
*/
public function odd()
{
//stuff here
}
Hopefully, you don't have to ODD too much when you write code... like I have to do right now
fuck sakes1 -
When you find this in production code and git blames you for this. Luckily no one can every see this log output, because the next statement closes the frame.
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Someone figured out how to make LLMs obey context free grammars, so that opens up the possibility of really fine-grained control of generation and the structure of outputs.
And I was thinking, what if we did the same for something that consumed and validated tokens?
The thinking is that the option to backtrack already exists, so if an input is invalid, the system can backtrack and regenerate - mostly this is implemented through something called 'temperature', or 'top-k', where the system generates multiple next tokens, and then typically selects from a subsample of them, usually the highest scoring one.
But it occurs to me that a process could be run in front of that, that asks conditions the input based on a grammar, and takes as input the output of the base process. The instruction prompt to it would be a simple binary filter:
"If the next token conforms to the provided grammar, output it to stream, otherwise trigger backtracking in the LLM that gave you the input."
This is very much a compliance thing, but could be used for finer-grained control over how a machine examines its own output, rather than the current system where you simply feed-in as input its own output like we do now for systems able to continuously produce new output (such as the planners some people have built)
link here:
https://news.ycombinator.com/item/...5 -
On the days when I just want to sob and put my head through the monitor....
I get out a piece of paper and draw my processes (whether that be code or mapping etc). Each step of each process, helps to represent the input and output of each method.
This makes it easier to find which step isn't giving the desired output....
Either this or the rubber duck method. :) -
Things I do when I'm coding in C
Laugh like a stupid 10 year old at STD in stdio.h (Sexually Transmitted Diseased input output)
Keep trying to type studio.h instead of stdio.h1 -
Fucking MySQL workbench won't even tell me what's wrong with my PL/SQL script. It has no output whatsoever. I click the run button and its like "y'all say sum?"
Why are all tools for SQL development so shit. All the time.5 -
I honestly treat JavaScript as a binary executable format nowadays. It's an output format for me.
I choose you, TypeScript.4 -
I love nginx' docker container, but it always takes me 2 minutest to remember that an idle nginx container does NOT output any logs
So here's my dumbass staring at the log output, thinking something's wrong2 -
So apparently, png++ is a shitty library that doesn't flush its output streams so I had to use libgd in C++ instead
oh well5 -
Look, a nice puzzle. Solve it and win great prizes!
1. _________ (7 letters) - A C++ output stream class commonly used to send output to the console.
2. _________ (3 letters) - A past tense verb, often used in logging or indicating a completed task.
3. _________ (3 letters) - A negation commonly used in boolean logic or programming conditions.
4. _________ (6 letters) - A command or function that removes an object, file, or memory allocation in programming.
5. _________ (7 letters) - In object-oriented programming, a term referring to an instance acting upon itself.17 -
So I was doing random changes to get the output. Got partially correct output. Got happy. But I don't know which change is responsible. Dafuq moment!
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Being mid-vacation and you remember you forgot to uncomment a 'file_put_content' line in a function for debugging purposes.. It's a script that runs 20 or more times within an hour and appends the entire script output to a file..
I hope the server can handle big text files..
Haven't recieved a phone call, so I guess it's still running.. :D1 -
A girl in my first year of college wasn't getting the correct output of a program, I asked her to show me the output screen by pressing Ctrl+F5 (we were using TurboC++).
She pressed Ctrl+ F+5.1 -
FB post: I have a basic algorithm for detecting faces from webcam > What should I do to show respective names of persons when they show up in Webcam ?Please help !
Me : What's the output of your algorithm
Author : bounding box around the face.
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My company doesn't want to provide a good environment and expect max output. Frustrated & Depressed.1
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being backend developer, it is impossible to show progress :'( for ever request you make, you have to create api, validate the stuff, check for every backdoor and then their is output
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Taking an online test to practise programming. They give me code that takes two 3x3 matrices as inputs and outputs a third. I have to multiply them together and ouput results.
Within minutes I've worked my head around it, got four lines of code to do it all. Output fails.
Twenty minutes later, nearly failing the time limit I find out that they couldn't output the array proplerly in C++
Are3[I, j];
;( What a hair puller.1 -
I'm trying to convert a legacy .NET Framework web api to .NET Core, the project and its supporting libraries are in awful conditions and to make things worse at a certain point someone has the genius idea of introducing Uncle Bob's "Clean" Architecture into a part of it so stuff which could simply look like this
public string doStuff(string input){
// Do the stuff
return output;
}
becomes a convoluted mess like this
public class StuffDoerRequest {
public string Input{get;set;}
}
public class StuffDoerResponse {
public string Output{get;set;}
}
public interface IStuffDoer {
public StuffDoerResponse Execute(StuffDoerRequest request);
}
public class StuffDoer {
public StuffDoerResponse Execute(StuffDoerRequest request) {
// Do the stuff
return new StuffDoerResponse() {
Output = actualFuckingOutput;
}
}
}
Edit: sorry for the lack of indentation, apparently DevRant trims leading whitespace7 -
Ok idk about anyone else but m facing this weird thing with CLion now...
When i run the program... It freaking shows output in RANDOM manner!!!
Like seriously, the lines which shud b output sequencially r all jumbled up!! I ran it on terminal and it works correctly...
Quite weird for something like this to happen on CLion
Btw... Other than this, i really love CLion now... Its awesome!7 -
Shortly after I started working with the windows eventviewer (xml output) i ended up at the psych ward.
There were other things but the xml was the final drop.4 -
it FUCKING annoys me like hell that in the year of 2017 powershell cannot display more than 16 colors and output unicode symbols properly!
i mean.. fuck that shit!4 -
Have you heard about the background bug on Android 10? I'm talking about this...
https://xda-developers.com/wallpape...
How the hell does something like that happen?? Who coded that formula without checking it's output boundaries?6 -
"No website is as good as a good book. And no good book is as good as a disassembly output."
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almost end of working day... jobless...
me : *running `uptime` on a server*
*for no reason* : runs `uptime --pretty`
interesting output... ( that I have seen so many times on my personal machine because I have `uptime` aliased to `uptime --pretty` )
*thinks to self* : didn't we create that program that computed a similar output? Wonder if the code is similar...
*brain gets excited about the source code of `uptime`*
goes hunting for the source code of `uptime`... finds it... ( wasn't too hard anyway )
now here I am comparing my code with the source code of `uptime`
what a way to end the day... 🤦 FML!1 -
My new passion in life is to spend a whole morning trying to figure out why I can't create a thumbnail with node-imagemagick, only to discover that I forgot an 's' to the output directory.
FUCK. ME.2 -
Yesterday: Enjoying my VFIO machine running on Ubuntu. Windows nastiness confined to a VM, full performance graphics. Heaven.
Today: Take a system update. Systemd hanging on boot. No console output because systemd helpfully prevents all that from showing. AARGH!1 -
Build failed: "CL.exe has exited with exit code 5"
Thank you Visual Studio for the detailed error report about why the build fails! I can finally fix it!
(This is not fixable by running VS as administrator, also the output file is not running nor locked by some process)2 -
/dev/null is like a black hole. You know it exists, but you cannot communicate with it. It has no output, only input. It swallows all data it can possibly get and nobody knows what it looks inside.4
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I would love to have a device with a simple screen and keyboard that I could write programs on, and it would interpret assembly or basic or somethin and output the result. Any one know where do get one / maybe how to make it?2
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Why is it that one loading screen/bar is so taunting... but several on various devices, simultaneously puts my mind at ease?
...or is it just me?
I don't mean the ominous, never fully complete, rotating circle shit... that's annoying with 1 instance and exponentially worse in multiples.
Seriously, those circle indicators (several varieties) genuinely make me want to... do things that shouldn't be mentioned cuz that'd solidify the case of premeditated.
I also enjoy my servers' preboot output, mass linux updates and generally any script output dialogs... it's like confirmation that everything is doing/where as it should.5 -
At this point there's a poo poking its nose out my butthole but only a few more minutes and I can finally see the output of this program, finish, go to the loo and then go home.3
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#include <midsemester.h>
#include<tension.h>
Void pain()
{
Mind=confused;
While(study!=done)
}
Paper=blank;
Parents=scold++;
{
if(i==pass)
tension free;
else
Dad's belt;
}
.
.
OUTPUT:
compilation error....Engineering detected. -
After spending hours with lots of determination and concentration.
I finally made it, the output I want. But, the code is not optimized.... Sigh!! -
WHY is cmake such a total shitstain?
Nothing about it works. literally nothing. I can't even make it run a script and do probably the single most fundamental notion of what it means to run a script, which is display its fucking output.12 -
Game sound coming from speakers and system sound coming from headphones , another reason why winblows , headphones are set as default audio output device. Winblows !!!!!2
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When you are asked in the interview to output something like given below with only using JS closure and without using a global variable or function caching in JavaScript:
myAddFunc(1,2); // output: 3
myAddFunc(4,5); // output: 3 + 9=12
.
.
.
.
.
True Fucking Story :(1 -
I am making a GUI wrapper in C# for a CLI tool written in Python. Obvioisly, the python exe is launched with the Process class and the output streams are redirected so I can process the console output. The problem is that some of that output is only printed if sys.stdout.isatty() returns True. Is there a hack that would allow me to launch the process in a way that python thinks that there is a console/tty attached?
I really don't want to touch the python source files, because that would be a messy solution. I also don't want the process to spawn an actual console window.1 -
Linux is great
Linux can be customized
Welp, not so much. Simple things are not possible to do.
After 1H research I can't have timestamp near each line over SSH.
I'm not talking "history", i'm talking live.
basiclly I want to see timestamp on every single output line.
Basiclly this :
https://unix.stackexchange.com/ques...
But running automaticly for each command ever.
To be fair, same problem exists in PowerShell on windows
https://stackoverflow.com/questions...
And no, I don;'t want to switch to some random halfbaked teminal.31 -
An application which can read your requirements documentation and use GitHub README's to seamlessly integrate different projects to give you the output. 😎
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Guess I'm getting old (school) outputting foo, bar and baz for testing purpose. Does anyone still using those too?5
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Spent way too long wondering why my changes in the parsing script wasn't showing up in the output file until I realised that I was in "text.txt" and not "textResult.txt".1
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x = 10
while (x --> 0) // While X goes to Zero
{
print(x);
}
// Output: 9876543210
"Goes to" is the funniest operator, also it works in almost any language XD4 -
Finished compiling my biggest project to date. It compiles fine, but does not output anything.
Time to spend the night debugging and overeating. -
Copy-paste-edit. Started with javascript and PHP. I would copy a script and just edit some output. This was when blinking text, hit counters and guestbooks was all the rage.
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>selects function to see output in console on chrome
>oh yes obj1 very good
>selects another function that does minor validation (return obj if it exists)
>ok alright
>what was that property from obj1 again?
>selects same function, breakpoint didnt move an inch
>obj2
>whatthefuck.jpg -
Debug a VBA macro that generates a json file for more than an hour. It always fail, but why? Print json file block by block, debug line by line, all validates. I just discovered that perforce bloqued the output file. Can I go home now please?1
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I was tasked to parse some complex output oft another application so that it can be displayed nicely in our Frontend. The output had lots of inconsistencies and exceptions - I spent the entire fucking day to wrote the craziest regex I have ever written in my entire life. With a few minor issues it worked pretty well. I was happy... Then a colleague came into my room, peeked into my screen..
Him: "You are aware you can just specify a --json flag to get json output?"
Me: "..."
*long silence*
Me: 😵🔨
Please end my life.1 -
php being php...
Complaining about "header already sent". I wonder why.
Solution: no permission to chmod the file system, thus printing an error to the output. That error provokes freezing the header, thus the header cannot be written anymore...
*cheers*2 -
I hate reading tons of informative logging lines that libraries and frameworks produce (Spring and NodeJS, for example).
npm install somelib
(depending on the software): 200 lines of text of information regarding the progress. This is the equivalent of displaying 200 alert boxes. lol.
Wait.. where was the error.. ah, there, that one relevant piece of text. I only had to visually scan 199 others..
Yeah, I know, I can configure them to only display a certain category (info, dev, etc) but it's annoying when that's not the case.4 -
I guess you know its time to go when i your print statement writes:
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Debugging extra characters in my output all morning only to realize that they are my own debug messages . . .
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Cobol / Mainframe, create on your computer then ftp to server to compile and run (and hope it doesn't crash the cobol region due to infinite running) then ftp to get the output.
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Love this kind of humor, coworkers output into a log on errors begins with "Found Unidentified Critical Keyerror". Took a while before I noticed the genius message in this error! My colleague deserves a cookie!1
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When i create first custom control in android and also when i saw output of machine learning algorithm1
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The worst part about programming assignments at my school is formatting the god damn output strings. Fuck2
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My first program was a Hello world in my school lab on an old Turbo C compiler running on a Novell Netware server, in '13.
The thrill, seeing the code run and the output on the screen, was so mesmerising, I haven't looked back ever since then. -
Sigh :/ The npm default to print its own logging messages is so annoying I now do this:
alias npm='npm -s'
npm run my-script // only the output of my script
\npm run my-script // be annoyed by npm log messages1 -
So i was just reading about some electronics..and just realised computers were possible only because one crooked mind thought what would happen if i give the output of a gate to itself ?
I know there may be some explanations.. But flip flops are memory right ?4 -
I got a new QHD monitor for work. Then I realized my notebook only supports one digital output which mens I have to use one nice looking QHD monitor and one, over VGA connected, realy crapy locking monitor. I definitly think I need a new notebook..
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3. After that I take a decent break (e.g. an hour) because my productivity and efficiency reduce, and I'm not paid by the hour so a sustainable, high quality output that fits in with my life is the objective.3
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Thanks past developer for not only one bug but also the bug in your exception handling attempting to catch this bug which resulted in confusing the hell out of us for way too long due to output that made absolutely no sense
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Yarn install. It’s simple enough and I understand why it’s used but it’s just annoying having to install 150MB of stuff to be able to produce a 200KB output is file. There must be a better way?1
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Today, while bootstrapping new machines in chef, I saw this in the output:
install version 1.0.9.8.4 of package apt-transport-https
They're using kinda long version number. Is there any chance that those numbers are called: major, almost major, middle, semi-minor and minor? ;) -
I had serious depednecy problems for a while. I couldn't find anything similar on the stackoverflow so I had to figure it out myself, so after some planning I found it out that I have to replace a complete module to reach the full potential of the application. To reach the desired speed and the correct output I had to split the input in two and then run one side trough an external module which made some state changes on one part of the input data, then the application merge the output with the rest and returns every single drop in a nice processed way. It works quite well, the user can decide in what percentage of the data shall be processed to get the desired output and the right state. I am really happy with the end result. The picture of the result in the comment.1
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new DateTime().toString("yyyy");
//Output 2017
🎆🎆🎆🎆🎆🎆
Happy new year .
🎆🎆🎆🎆🎆🎆
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So I realized if done correctly, an autoencoder is really just a bootleg token dictionary.
If we take some input, and pass it through a custom hashfunction that strictly produces hashes with only digits as output, then we can train a network, store the weights and biases, and then train a decoder on top of that.
Using random drop out on the input-output pairs, we can do distillation of the weights and biases to find subgraphs that further condense this embedding.
Why have a token dictionary at all?5 -
Thanks god bash scripting exists.
Saved my time from running manually a C program with input files to check the output that would take me at least 1H. -
My instructor:
start
Declarations
num test1
num test2
num test2
num average
output "Enter score for test 1
input test1
output "Enter score for test 2 "
input test2
output "Enter score for test 3 "
input test3
average = test1 + test2 + test3 / 3
output "Average is ", answer
end
Me:
print("Average is "+str((int(raw_input("Enter score for Test 1\nInt> "))+int(raw_input("Enter score for Test 2\nInt> "))+int(raw_input("Enter score for Test 3\nInt> ")))/3))5 -
If I was to create a movie in which there should be a scene with a hacker in front of his computer, I'd never hire professional designers and animators to create fancy videos that can be played back on the computer said hacker is working on. Instead, I'd just run make on the Linux kernel, unplug the keyboard and let the actor hit it as fast as he can. Should look professional enough.1
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A better half of the day wasted.
Why?
Because fabric8 k8s client probably has a bug, where it fails to deliver the last part of the exec() output. Or the whole output, if it's short enough.
brilliant... Aaaaaand we're going back to the official k8s client with ~10 parameters in their methods.
Fucking awesome. -
What is the output of these program?
Actually it show 2byte but I didn't get that how it calculates 2byte?13 -
Client > requested scoreboard app
Me > Implementing full game logic to just output an Int 3x7x3 matrix
What's wrong with me? -
Learning to use logging in Python for an existing application.
🙇Feeling enlightened looking at the first log file output.3 -
My partner is so fucking output oriented, that according to him the worth of the things we learn in the process is lost on him.2
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DailyCodingProblem: #1
Given an array of integers, return a new array such that each element at index i of the new array is the product of all the numbers in the original array except the one at i.
For example, if our input was [1, 2, 3, 4, 5], the expected output would be [120, 60, 40, 30, 24]. If our input was [3, 2, 1], the expected output would be [2, 3, 6].
this is my quickly solution in php:
$input_array = [1, 2, 3, 4, 5];
echo('INPUT ARRAY:');
print_r($input_array);
echo("<br/>");
foreach($input_array as $key => $value){
$works_input_array = $input_array;
unset($works_input_array[$key]);
$result[] = array_product($works_input_array);
}
echo('OUTPUT ARRAY:');
print_r($result);
outpout:
INPUT ARRAY:Array ( [0] => 3 [1] => 2 [2] => 1 )
OUTPUT ARRAY:Array ( [0] => 2 [1] => 3 [2] => 6 )5 -
When i wrote my first data structure (linked list) in c.
When I first learnt and used the concept of subqueries.
And way before that when i made a static website teaching c and made JavaScript output the result of c code i was explaining.
Also in my first job when i was debugging a shitty 2k plus lines stored procedure for days to realize that it was giving a wrong output just because a single variable was unassigned (null) -
I now approach all new situations as though they were a 'black box'
Carefully choose inputs
Examine and analyze output
Iterate
Socially awkward? Nope, just charting your I/O. -
Please help me!
I was trying to fix my fat32 partition with fsck because it had an input / output error.
It's fixed but now all files and folders are read only6 -
Why, oh god why, is our microservice component responsible for translating our output back into your obscure namespace xml format based on a Guidewire policy models? Why are we not just sending you back a Json - which is our output - and you have to figure it out into your details? Who messed this up?
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Android Text-to-speech output: "English (Germany) is not supported" (my default language) ... but no alternative language option offered.1
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Got asked to rewrite a breadcrumb-output for a clients site.
Noticed that they've manually hardcoded every single breadcrumb in html. For every page. Every product. Every..
Yeah. No.1 -
In my early programming days I wrote a C++ program to store marks of n no of students but didn't got the output I checked for 3 hours then found that I was storing the data in another integer value and not in the array.
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What the ****? I added a call to one method, how the hell it could broke it so badly?
> Compile failed with 1163 errors; see the compiler error output for details.1 -
*me trying to fix the preview issue by editing layout file*
*issue gets fixed by clean build*
*me implementing a new feature as per plan*
*suddenly another issue occurs with the items in recycler view*
*tries SO, no related question and me too scared to ask one*
*trying different names, keywords, ids and methods to get atleast some output*
*checks json and recycler adapter, all fine but still the error*
*hello darkness my old friend*
*checks the item layout again with a microscopic look and encounters a 0 added to layout width which makes 95dp to 950dp and hence no output somehow*
*2 hours and sunday mood wasted* -
When C output questions to an Interview seem like an infinite loop,
But end up simply getting solved on the nth iteration.
And you feel like, if this was in python, this load of crap won't be torturing you! -
One of team member was showcasing their time series modelling in ML. ARIMA I guess. I remember him saying that the accuracy is 50%.
Isn't that same as a coin toss output? Wouldn't any baseline model require accuracy greater than 50%?3 -
There are so many things I don't understand the point of in technology
Like microservices
There are other things I just have difficulty comprehending like natural language models
Let's focus on that one.
From the explanation I saw it takes presence of words in typical language
So what the input neurons representing every word in the English dictionary?
The message gets changed to this and the output neurons are the existence of these words likely as a response to the input and BAM chatgpt converts output weighta somehow to full sentences and paragraphs?
I feel I'm missing some important point
Is there well documented code anywhere?19 -
That's LESS power than your cellphone with more than twice the output of Node.js.
https://linkedin.com/pulse/...
Think it's worth reading.
Thoughts?1 -
Could neural nets be used to solve a complex problem with a lot of predefined specific weights and biases related to real activities that could be numerically represented ?
Like if the various layers represented things who’s outcome would be cascading and a direct outcome of factors inputted to them resulting in limited number of outputs ? Like say maybe wind flow at locations resulting in a wind current at an expected time in another location and where a system would have to change to in order to result in the final expected i output ? Maybe a bad example as that could be affected by a lot of things .
But basically the gradual massaging of values that would relate to causal effects where a specific output was designed being intermediaries between the desired input and output ?16 -
Mood:
echo do I care? >> seeifIcare.txt | echo currentResponse : no >> seeifIcare.txt | grep-n currentResponse seeifIcare.txt
Output:
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Make's running but i'm piping its output to a log file so i'm slowly starting to feel as though i'm about to end up slipping and doing a "sudo chmod -x /mnt/human/consciousness -R" please help i'm so fucking tired man...
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Been building something for the past 3 months and the guy we are selling to doesn't even care about the demo. Likes the pretty output
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Testing the output for an image using a screenshot of an error message and then wondering why the output shows an error :/
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Spent two hours running a script just to find out that it had been writing unprocessed text to the output files.
Never skip morning coffee guys. -
Is there an encryption/decryption algorithm that's guaranteed to have an output of less than 100 chars? Say to encrypt messages less than 50 chars in length4
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Todays website fail:
Fatal error: Call to a member function using_permalinks() on a non-object in /hermes/walnaweb11a/b2165/moo.hamradiosciencecom/hamradioscience/wp-includes/comment-template.php on line 771 -
I think the most people who are saying remote increased efficiency is hiding the fact their total job output has dropped. They can hide when they are not working and not everydev job is stimulating, so you can bullshit your way with increased efficiency. Some, like web dev, is brain damaging for example.
Tldr: for most of the people, job output drops because of lack of oversight. A few examples of better remote worker won’t change the fact.13 -
create two function one for finding factorial of first 6 prime numbers and another for storing prime numbers and their factorial in two separate arrays. call both the function inside the main function.write a c++ code for solving this problem and displaying the all desired output.4
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JavaScript query:- I have number of sound clip on server. Which user can create different mixer sound by combination or by merge. How can I save the output merge sound by JavaScript or php in user local desktops or mobile.
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Not finding what I want via google so I'll ask here: What's the deal with opengles android shaders freezing my phone's screen?
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How Computer system works?
Code Input --> Result
How Human system works?
Coffee Input --> Code Output
Together we can
Coffee Input--> Code --> Result1 -
Thoughts are not immune to the laws of physics. If your goal is to create some mental output, you need to expend some mental input.
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You know what I think they should extend chatgpt to do ? Output some of it's results in math latex or circuit diagrams in jpg or some popular xml format
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I successfully PCI passed through my nvidia 970m to Bluescreen-OS on a nvidia optimus laptop.
Totally useless, if your GPU does not have any video output ٩๏̯͡๏۶
What's the point about having an HDMI output, if it neither works with the intel 530, nor with the 970m? Is it even connected? I mean, srsly, why would you do that? Best Linux support ever!!!1!!!1 -
I could really do with HKT support in Rust right now. I need to somehow convert a
Marc<Task<Output = T>> into a
Task<Output = Marc<T>> where Marc is a Mappable Atomic Reference Counter from the mappable_rc crate. Nothing technically challenging in the whole operation, it's just not supported by the type system without those two types knowing about each other. -
Can you help me with the codes and output of these two activity?
I'm new in programming Thankyou
It's a C++ program14 -
grrgerefaeornvadfvnafvalfbv!!!!!!! *smashes keyboard*
Crystal reports, when given a null value into a display string, will just ignore everything and output a blank.3 -
What is consciousness? Can it be simulated? If so, is it possible with current hardware? What is thought? Is it an input or an output? Is it voluntary? Is there a gap between stimulus and response? If so, how large is it? What happens there? How do you know?22
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So I'm sitting here reexamining the prototext file of the densenet model and i'm confused by what i'm seeing.
I realize its a fancy 'convolutional network' but how do you pretrain a model with what looks like a whollllleee bunch of complex programmatic procedures in between input and output ?
I thought each layer was just an activation code, bias and so many connected weights which act as coefficents to the last layers output ?
how is gradient descent performed where you have imaging procedures being performed ?1 -
Got asked to rewrite a breadcrumb output for a client's site.
After a few minutes of "no fucking way..", notices that the client has hard-coded the breadcrumbs manually for every page, product, category..
Aka <a>Products</a> - <a>Backpacks</a> - ...
Really? Every. Single. Page. -
My question is"which value of 'a' and 'b' will give me output '1' not '0'?
C language's code is below here
#include<stdio.h>
int main()
{ float a=1.2,b=10.7;
printf("output is = %f",a&&b);
Return 0; }16 -
Devs to BA : heres an output for the fields that client requested logic to be changed can you test and tell me if the fields are fine
BA to Devs : client does not test with these fields so we cant as well -
How do they parse and arrange the input and then generate the output with neural nets for talking bots?7
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...patience...
...patience...
...patience...
...patience...
...patience...
I had been waiting for a hour to finish compiling and it show me the output above. -
CRON JOBS SUCK. @LINUX YEAH YOU HEARD ME
MY PROGRAM WRITES INFO TO A DATABASE, SENDS EMAILS AND OUTPUT IS PIPED TO A LOG FILE. NONE OF THESE THINGS HAVE OCCURRED DURING THE CRON RUN SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS OR ISN'T WORKING.5 -
Here's the dataset, model training, and output phases for a generative adversarial network I wrote that basically learned about...Me, and subsequently created a custom social media avatar.
I wrote the damn thing and it still couldn't figure it out. I'm too complex. My therapist was right.4 -
Global effort 1 rand(n 1) rand(n 1)
Global collab_skill 1.5 rand(n 1) rand(n 1)
CD "university/groupprojects/educ"
Do "function"
Set obs 1
Gen project_ambition = 1
Define label project_ambition 1 "high", add
Gen hype = project_ambition
Define label hype 1 "high, add
Egen output=function[min(`collab_skill');llmean(`effort')]
Egen success = 1 if output>=hype; else success =0
Su success
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!rant
I am trying to write a program in c which forks a process and exec another program i wrote. I want to redirect output of child program to parent program then after getting that output parent will check some conditions and if they are true then it will resume child program and will do more stuff. I have successfully redirected output of child to parent using pipes then I wrote code which should be read in child program but it isn't getting read. I tried by passing pipe read and write ends as cmdline arguments to child program but it isn't reading. It is blocking at that particular point. Stuck for more than 5 hours at this. Can anyone help me here? Fml :-( -
I have a directory "output" in my express project which contains some pngs and I want that every user can download the content of the "output" directory into their local machine can anybody tell me how I do this using nodejs?5
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How would one approach writing an ai that writes code given an objective and some data sources and some output format ? Theoretically