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Complaining about Chrome's RAM usage is like eating fast food.
It's good, it's fast, you love it, all day every day. Then you complain about being fat.
😂5 -
It doesn't matter what I'm programming in, every time my wife sees me writing code she'll tell me "I think you forgot a semi-colon there".
I guess it was funny the first 3 times, but after 10 years, every day?22 -
Got this as a prize for successfully completing a University's Month of Code program...
Gonna wear it EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. 😅
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Me and my father at breakfast.
Me: Do you wanna play Russian Roulette?
Father: I boot up Windows every day. I already live the risky life.3 -
I did a little website where people can make reservations. I made an administration section where my client can create a reservation and delete them.
But every day damn I have this conversation. EVERY DAY between 9am and 10am:
My client to me: Can I ask you a question?
Me: Yes?
Client: [the question]
Me: Open the documentation i wrote for you.9 -
❎ Client not paid?
✅ Add opacity to the body tag and increase it every day until their site completely fades away2 -
Every company should give a day off to employees for their birthdays.. Is it to much I'm asking for???
Well, happy birthday to me 🎉🎉13 -
Sleep less than 6 hours every night and "compensate" the following day with huge quantities of coffee and energy drinks.6
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Seriously now:
Our boss just asked our manager to log in github and do a daily report of the number of lines we write every day.
....6 -
Food.... It works every single day and also motivates me to goto the office.
My office is next to a mall.
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It's not micromanagment. But I would like you to report to me every single day and discuss everything that you and every member of your team does every day.10
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"Just about every aspect of your every day life is run by or depends on millions of lines of code.. have you hugged a programmer today?"1
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Happy international cat day, everybody!
And a nice day to every sysadmin out there, hopefully not too catty.
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"What's your major?"
"Computer Science"
"Do you fix computers and stuff?"
"No"
"So wait then do you like hack stuff?"
"Yes, all the time, every day."3 -
This is my colleges server room, it was built by students, for the students. I have attended this college for two years. Every day we here it whirring away. Not one day have I seen one student actually use it.
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The 256th day of every year is celebrated as Programmers’ Day.
Interestingly, 256 is the highest power of two that is less than 365.
It falls on September 13 during common years and September 12 in leap years.
This day is an international professional day recognized in many companies and organizations.
It’s even officially recognized in Russia as the “Day of the Programmer.”
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*suddenly wakes up thinking I'm late for work*
*Realises it's a holiday*
*Goes back to sleep again*
PS: Sadly this happens every other day of week :/2 -
best friend works at a gym, and he always remind me to exercise.
him: bro when was the last time you workout?
me: every fucking day.
him: what?
me: I am a programmer bro, everyday is brain day.2 -
What the hell @Apple
I know autocorrect / suggestions is getting worse every day but this doesn’t even remotely come close ☠️
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Tell people you love them every day because you don't know when it will be the last time.
But more importantly, don't forget to "git push" every day, because you never know when your laptop is about to die, taking with him those last commits. RIP my friend.7 -
Facebook from another perspective. Apparently hundreds of 15TB nodes die there every friggin day, and yet no single post is erased 🤔
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Never worked faster and more efficiently than the night before going on vacation... So... Vacation every day.
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I think I'm not the only one.
Code Applications every day in different languages, but too stupid to use Excel.4 -
Me, complaining about being single: It would just be nice to have someone who cares how my day went every day
Scrum master: Hey...
Me: No6 -
Three weeks of vacation. Finally I‘ll have time to delay my side projects every day until the end of vacation.4
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Using this Microsoft keyboard every day at work. Decided to CSSonly it some time ago. Thought I would share :)
https://codepen.io/kfalencik/full/...
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How does taking a day off turn into working from home, every single time?
Workaholics anonymous anyone?6 -
The dilemma for computer science student every day: attending to the lecture or catching up with current projects ?
Let the coin decide for us !3 -
Sometimes I just go on autopilot:
every morning I buy bananas and then eat them during the day
one day I forgot to buy, but still ate bananas3 -
I think every programmer goes through this time every day....
#Don't wait for inspiration, become it. #balls
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I can assure you there's nothing agile about an all day meeting that definitely doesn't require every dev to be there. Industry is weird.3
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You know your life is pretty sad and pathetic when you resort to shitposting on devrant multiple times every single day14
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Informal poll: how often do you find yourself looking up trivial things, even if you're a seasoned vet? I know I do almost every day.5
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Seven years ago, a russian artist started the "Putin Every Day" community. It started with one picture of putin. Every day, he was downloading the previous day's pic and uploading it again.
Over the course of seven years, JPEG compression artefacts built up to what you can see here.
What an amazing metaphor.
https://vk.com/putineveryday
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Just a guy burping and farting all day, every day.
He was a very cool guy and a good worker, so he was excused. But it was very weird when he just started at the company!1 -
"We expect you to be at your desk from at least 10-5 every day. You may work from home 1 day per month with a few days advance notice."
70 minute commute into SF each way, every day, so I can sit at an uncomfortable desk and not interact with anyone except on hipchat.3 -
*coding*
*notices coffee is cold, puts it on stove with flame burner on low, to warm up*
*sits back down, goes back to coding*
*hears fizzing popping sounds... coffee overflows and boils*
FUCK - every other day for the past month ,every single time... lol3 -
DevRant battle royale mode
Every user looses 1 ++ every day. The user with lowest score is deleted and banned from DevRant for a week.
Propose other outrageous, but intriguing changes to DevRant.8 -
First day programming: "The hell is this?"
234th day programming: You start to think how every single thing works and how to make it -
Have a whiteboard next to your office position. Keep your To Do list there and update every day/half day.
PM can just pass and see status. Maybe ask for clarification. Never takes more than five minutes. Both me and him are pleased.4 -
Guys.... I don't think I downloaded 6126 GB of data every day.... or did I actually do it and not notice? O.o wtf...
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Started a new job with loads of enthusiasm. That's gone. Every day I walk in thinking "today is the day I'll start enjoying it". Every day I'm proven wrong within 10 mins.1
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LoL, I swear, some of these job ads..
- You study Java every day
- You anticipate and you follow Java trends every day
- You go to our Java events
Oh so you mean I don't have a life? No thanks.5 -
Fucking hell. Falling asleep is literally the hardest thing I can imagine. And I have to do it every fucking day14
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So when does it get less annoying when someone assumes that you play video games every day just because you spend until late night programming?3
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When your vim using college keeps on telling you to start using vim. EVERY DAY for the last two weeks..12
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I don't really "keep" myself motivated. I wake up with certain amount of motivation every day and then I slowly die inside through out the day, every day.2
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Because I work with computers all day, my friend automatically thinks that I know what every file type does, how to hack everything and fix every computer related issues...
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Thanks apple for that update, that added literally nothing except that now I have to pair my Bluetooth headset every day before work
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My parents know I systematically google every question they ask me about computer in general. Hopefully one day they'll do it too.
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bought one of most trending things domain name.
daily 1m+ hit every day for that keyword.
little confuse
what is next ?4 -
Every day in Support....
Turn your pc off and on please...
Is the cable plugged in....
Is this really your pc... -
Every other day, Git is the best version control ever. Today, got damn it Git, why can't it just work7
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I live in lines of code, broken environments, and tattered tests and you want to know how it's going...
every 30 minutes...
all day every day..
for a week.
And now I am attempting a GTA V hack to explode this Program Managers phone into his thick corporate skull.
Wish me luck
Project_Engineer >= 🍀=💩:= 🖕 -
> Drinking much because it's a hot day.
> Have to go to the toilet
> Cleaner is cleaning the toilets so nobody can go.
Every fucking time gaaaarh2 -
Why every day I have to fight for a charger cos the manager needs his phone on a constant charge from a power socket.
Fuck you and no I don't care that your shits gonna die now and yes, every fucking day we're doing this, don't fuck with me. My laptop > your phone and your ingress game
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My dream is to one day work on something and be allowed to finish it instead of being toss on new project every 2 days...1
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I feel like I am getting years older every day in this job..
Could someone help me find a mobile developer position (Android I prefer)..2 -
I don't need a relationship to be in an emotional rollercoaster.
Javascript makes me cry every day but it still is my favorite language -
I'm reading /r/talesfromtechsupport every day to remind me why I don't work directly with customers anymore.
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Why i cant work for myself ?
this is the question which every programmer one day will ask himself32 -
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!!!
so it seems that instead of windows updating and restarting without user consent, now they ask you every few hours to restart your pc and install ''The newest windows features''. It's insanely annoying! And why the fuck am i receiving updates every single day, sometimes even few times a day. This is way more annoying than windows updating itself every now and then.
Get fucked !!!!!! (whoever thought this is a brilliant idea)4 -
Developers. !=. God's of tech
Do ppl really think we know every single big apps error codes?!?!
Isint tht Googles job, I Google errors and solutions every day for like 1015 times.
Speachles
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Every time I see #MOTD trending on Twitter I hope it's people talking about an interesting Message Of The Day that they have seen. Instead, it's just football ("Match Of The Day").2
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The mudaphuking mosquitoes are literally saying "I don't give a fuck about death" to me.
I can kill them anyhow and they just keep coming every hour every day at my house. It's like my hands are having period.
ヽ༼ ಠ益ಠ ༽ﾉ5 -
I got so inspired when a chrome extension i made ,was used every day and is an important part of my every day student and development workflow.
It's on github right now.7 -
These days are long days...
Not yet fully burnt out. Soon tho. And I am really looking forward to taking a few months off between this degree and the next and traveling a bit. ( That is, if I finally manage to finish this damn degree... )6 -
My boss thinks we're "Agile" because we spend 30 minutes every day talking about what we did, what we're doing and discussing every single imaginable outcome of life.1
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People on election day: "OMG a subset of the machines are not working!!"
People who work in IT every single day: "lol no shit."4 -
Every time i got fired. So thats 6. At least in the past ten years. Every time i saw colleages get fired. So double that. Every 10nth job interview i went to. Maybe i should say i doubt my dev future every single fucking day.5
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This articles are what is wrong with developers. They build these stereotypes for us.
https://utemissov.com/i-am-senior-d...
If it was funny article, just for fun I get it. Er all laugh. But this writer seems pretty serious in this.
I've been working for 3-4 years as developer. I still use Google every day. Does that make me a bad developer ? No.
Yhese are new things every day that we learn. It is yech world. It changes every day.2 -
...a project with well defined requirements that doesn't change shape every day making useless any attempt to define a solid code structure...my dear client I can do all you want but you can't change your ideas every 10 minutes
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The team in our office was forced to have, and I'm not kidding, TWO hours long agile meetings EVERY day. That's right, only 6 hours a day for work. Crazy managers
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Longtime reader, first time ranter!
I'm just here to complain about how everyone at my company sets "latest" for every dependency.
This wouldn't be the worst thing in the world, expect that no one fucking manages their version numbers...everything is still 1.0.X where X is the build number. Even if there have been breaking changes. Even if it's been like 5 years since the repo was created... -
+50℃ in New York, every day, for three months straight, every summer. Only then they will realize the climate change is real.10
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Trying to perform a "reboot" by not sleeping one night, to force myself to sleep the next night instead of doing the opposite and being drowsy at day every fucking day of the week44
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That annoying co-worker that goes to the office late and does nothing all day except to update his Facebook status every 5 minutes.2
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I'm sorry to say this but if you keep changing your naming "convention" every freakin day it's not a convention
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Who am I?
Where am I?
I ask these question every single day and I still don't know the answer.
(...)5 -
At a startup company I fear that every day when I fail to meet our over ambitious deadlines given to customers.
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Every day: 30 mins trying to remember where I left off the day before. Coding for 5 mins. Interrupted by a colleague. 30 mins trying to remember where I was. And that's my day.
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Saw this wk100 tag all over devrant so here are my goals :
1. Drop my current job with a shitty boss (working with Flash in 2018)
2. Work with one of my teacher
3. Find a girlfriend
4. Riding my bycicle every day
5. Meditate every day6 -
Like the last 100 weeks:
1. Be a better person
2. Learn something new every day if you can.
3. Get older :( -
!dev
any career shifters?
have u guys felt every morning not excited going to work? like every single day, you lost your joy and everything in programming and thinking about shifting a career?6 -
Just search 'mascleta, valencia' in youtube. I was working in a building near that. From day 1 to day 19 of March, every single day at 2:00 PM
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Just because I don't believe in "the mission", doesn't mean I am not coming in and not giving up to ~60% every work day.
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I have a dream, that one day I'll be able to work normally without the FUUUCKING corporate proxy blocking every shit1
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When the school district decides to change the passwords to every school related account of every student in your grade. Right before you take an online quiz. (They do this every year for the sophomores to make them change their passwords but they usually do it the first day, not two weeks in) Couldn't even log into the school computers, the site to check our grades, anything. Nice job guys, purposely reset passwords in the middle of the day.
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From the day I was born,
Till the day I'll die!!
Every action that I perform,
Is a party if my sin!!
This may not be story of a Dev,
But this is the story of mine!! -
With every day that passes, I more and more want to do something else as a profession...
But WHAT?!?!8 -
every day my boss says he'll review the requirements for our product. every day he forgets to do so. every day he asks where the update for the next stage is. every day i remind him. every day he forg ---2
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This one resumes every single day
hotfix 1.20.1
hotfix 1.20.2
hotfix 1.20.3
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.
release 1.21.0
hotfix 1.21.1
hotfix 1.21.2
.
.
.2 -
If you want to never find an IT job higher than an internship, change your bio to “I enjoy learning new things every day!”.
Do it.7 -
So.... my colleague just used `var` for assigning every variable in Flutter.
What a wonderful day....1 -
Just fuck the layout preview render errors that randomly happen almost every day and have to restart the fucking IDE.
Just fuck man. -
I sure do love having to try to implement parts of a new system where the specs are being heavily changed every day...2
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If you centre align a 1080x1920 rectangle within a 1920x1920 square, you get two 420x1920 rectangles.
420
Coincidence?
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Advent of code is awesome. If anybody isn’t doing it YOU SHOULD. Solving a different coding problem every day for 25 days. adventofcode.com3
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Getting predictable... Deadline day and developer takes day off sick. Or day before deadline developer takes day off sick. Leaving it all to everyone else to clean up their mess... Same people every time...1
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Can't get on with work until plans are approved by boss.
Can't get approved by boss because he leaves every day at lunch.
N.B. I'm new1 -
is not my fav lang
but i work with it every day
php's preg_match and preg_replace functions
i have the perversion to manipulate strings -
Lesson of the day... Always validate your input parameters, every last attribute of your parameters.2
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"I don't think anyone will mind if we update and make all old code incompatible."
- every reat/soap service the day after you finish development. -
How to get on the ultimate coding-zone? Easy...
Game Of Thrones music soundtracks. I really love the songs of the series... I can hear them for a full day every day...2 -
This is me every day when i have to get up early to work for 8h a day for $8.125 an hour as a backend java + devops engineer (2 in 1 jobs)
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I spend the first 30 min of my day, every day, cleaning up the shit storm that my "PM" hacked together in JIRA. I really wish she would be taken off this project.1
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Behing fuked almost every day because others don't clean after them... Like... I'm the only one who doesn't reply back, so... Almost every fuking day...
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Sure, clear the DB every day... Makes testing so much easier zomgs!
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Time management. Maybe it's not really dev related, but I think it's very important. Trying to get better every day.1
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To contribute to github projects every day. It would be possible if I didn't have 2h daily commute...6
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Working
Something feels wrong
Change neovim config
Save
Doesn’t work
Change neovim config again
Save
Works
Back to working
Every
Single
Day
I love this editor -
Every single day i wake up with the same feeling of doing things different way, every single I find myself stuck in the loop of doing the same things. Everything is a copy of a copy of a copy.4
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Every new day a new Intellij idea BUG ....
Don‘t believe they actually charge you money for this crapware ... how can anyone be happy with that??3 -
Uni::exams
Mid terms starting from tomorrow with two exams every day.
Wish me luck for Data Structures and COAL on first day3 -
Use less dev rant. Yes I know it's ironic to post this here, but I waste way too much time on browsing through posts every day :/
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I miss one day because of doctors visits and now every multi-word filename in the project and all their references contain spaces. Fml
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Working in IT all day at work (not coding), yet I am excited to come back home to code and learn new stuff I don't do at work... Difficult to resist, too much cool stuff out there every day!!!3
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One of the nice bonus things about having 2+ kids is a father's/mother's day. A day off every month at the day of my choice.
Aahhh, finally a calm day to spend with my fam
Do other countries also have this?6 -
When you are working with a rather large website project and customer is calling many times a day, every day, just to ask are we there yet.
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I hate workmates who commit every thing they have done for the day with one commit which doesn't even explain what they did! Won't you just commit every fucking major change.. Please? Ffs!
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Just learned that you can join a network through a QR code. That's sick!
I thought you could only go to links / store plain text with QRs...19 -
That feeling when you've done TDD but there's still bug because tests were not good enough..
I guess every day is a school day.. -
Every night and every time I shower I think if I will still have a job after I am 35-40 because I have heard that the companies are replacing old age developers with new ones.
It makes me very anxious and depressed every day.3 -
I wonder which is worse:
1. all day long every day doing things you MUST do and running out of hours in the day to do them all
2. all day long every day doing things you WANT to do and running out of hours in the day to do them all1 -
Standing here in standup. It’s been 30 minutes. At least we are almost half done... can we just not do this every freaking day?2
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FYI epicgames.com seems to be giving away old games every day...
Usually they do this once a week... But maybe for Christmas...10 -
Public reset API for every online food service?
That would be a great idea, if you consider running a cronjob every day witch randomly selects items form your FavoriteFoodArray.1 -
When the DBA restores the live db to staging and all your connections fail on passwords. Every fucking day!1
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That lovely moment your development server manages to find a new error every day and you have to spend the new day fixing the error. This just a week from releasing the work of months running smoothly.
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An amazing QEMU disk image every day!
Brightening your days in the winter holiday season.
http://qemu-advent-calendar.org/201...
FreeGEM, that brings up memories
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Getting a pretty big project for a new feature on the main site, and getting called to change stuff on the existing features every day....
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Pomodoro technique but with 52min stretches and 15 min breaks.
For avoiding procrastination: create 2 Todo lists every day before leaving work, one for small tasks to be done first thing in the morning and others throughout the day.1 -
Can't you do more than one Enki-Workout a day? That's way too little for the amount of time I spend in trains every day :O
Or am I simply blind?1 -
A parade of planning meetings every Monday where the whole executive team (including the CEO) sits in. Each meeting was an hour long and it took up their whole day.
It was ridiculous how unproductive that was. Continues to this day AFAIK! -
==rant
Cleaning up others mess is not a responsibility stated in the job descriptions of software engineers but they end up doing it every other day!2 -
On my way to another day in the lpic-2. Wish me luck, I've been there for two weeks already, and every single day I got kicked in the ass...
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every programmer can relate...
There hasn't been a single day when I didn't want to stab myself in my chest.5 -
Every day I’ll open up wordle, but before I enter a guess I’ll google “What is today’s wordle answer?” Then I’ll just enter in the answer to get a 1/6 every time. After that I’ll post my score to twitter and when people accuse me of cheating because I get a 1/6 every day I just lie and say “no I’m really smart that’s how I knew what the word was.”
Is that cheating??9 -
Are Android apps so fucking broken that they need to be updated every single day of the year?!? -.-2
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Probably fixing an error, not really knowing because it can't be reproduced in your shitty dev environment, push to production and just enjoy, my day every day...
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Just came back home from work, realizing i have to do all of this all over again tomorrow and every next day....
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